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- When it comes to finding the perfect partner

why beat around the bush?

We're stripping back the filters and the clothes,

as we have a more instinctive way to find love.

Can picking a partner based solely on natural beauty...

[gasps]

- Oh my God.

- [Anna] Help you find the one?

- Wow.

- I feel like birthday and Christmas

has just came all at the one time.

- You've got a face full of fanny.

We like to start where a good date ends.

- That is a lot of breasts.

- [Anna] Naked.

[upbeat music]

Tonight, a car salesman, a chef and a model

let it all hang out for their potential soulmates.

- Oh gosh.

- Kind of got a donkey cock.

- Ooh.

- That is a lot of penis in one room.

- You don't want an HB pencil poking you.

- I'm going in.

- Ooh.

- When we're entirely unfiltered...

That is buried treasure isn't it?

What do we really find attractive?

- Nice bit of girth on that penis.

- You are very much a lesbian virgin.

- Yes.

- Buy one get one free.

- This is just too much.

- Let's find out by dating in reverse.

This is Naked Attraction.

[upbeat music]

Welcome to Naked Attraction,

the dating show where the singletons

don't even leave their hat on.

Inside each of these six pods I've lined up a naked person.

Only one of them will be picked to go on a date.

But who's doing the choosing?

[upbeat music]

♪ No escaping

- I'm Glyn, I'm 60, and I'm a dancer from Essex.

Been dancing seriously from the age of 16.

It was actually an iconic film that gave me the inspiration.

Saturday Night Fever changed my life,

and my hero was definitely John Travolta.

♪ And in my soul

♪ Now there's no escaping

- I worked overseas as an entertainment rep for 20 years,

so I never got the opportunity to really pick up Mrs. Right.

[upbeat music]

I wanna do Naked Attraction because I am 60

and I would like to have that opportunity

to have somebody that you can love and care for.

I'm looking for somebody that wants to

go out with somebody hung like a horse.

[laughing]

No I don't mean any of that.

Can we just rewind that one?

- So, Glyn, it is lovely to see a silver fox,

on the show I have to say. - Oh thank you very much.

So you have had a lifetime of fun.

- Yep.

- But you've not found the one yet.

- No, I've had 40 years in the entertainment business,

I've worked overseas and I've had many relationships,

but work and hobbies have kept that at bay

and I've lost out.

- You're an all round entertainer

but you also dance, is that right?

- Yeah yeah, I started off dancing when disco came out

and ended up representing Great Britain, came fourth.

- Absolutely incredible.

[laughs]

- Yeah, disco dancing, it's great.

- So I might see your glitter disco balls then.

- You might do if you're lucky

and if you've got your glasses on,

then yeah you can see a bit more.

- I can't wait.

Are you ready to play the game then?

- I am indeed.

- In front of you you have got six colored pods.

Inside each of them is a stunning,

totally naked lady just for you.

Each of them has a physical attribute

that you have said you find attractive.

We're gonna reveal them bit by bit.

All you've gotta do is whittle them down from six to one,

just using naked attraction alone.

Shall we start off with the bottom part

of the bodies please?

[funky upbeat music]

- Oh my.

How lovely.

Absolutely fantastic.

This is incredible, it's like the best sweet shop ever.

- Who's catching your eye?

- Sort of drawn to blue, actually.

- [Anna] Okay.

- Looking quite athletic, quite toned,

the thighs particularly.

- What about the vagina?

- Yeah, somebody that obviously takes

pride in her appearance.

- So back in the day, did you have different nicknames then

for the vagina?

- Nunny, molly, you know.

- Your molly?

- Yeah.

Your vag.

You know.

- I love the molly.

- Yeah it was back in those days, it was.

- When it comes to your molly,

do you like an innie, do you like an outie?

- I'm sort of an innie but an outie,

I'm sort of a little bit mixed in that department.

Probably innie more.

- An innie preferably.

- [Glyn] Yeah.

- Okay, another lady.

- Let's look at pink.

- So what do you think about pink's molly?

- Pink's molly.

Well it's looking very well kept for a molly.

It's definitely a lot of vag,

I'm just going right away from that one.

Indeed, yeah.

- [Anna] Okay.

- Red.

Very nicely kept.

- Would you like her to turn round?

Are you a bum boy?

- Yeah.

Ooh.

Very cheeky.

Nice smile as well, very pert.

I like a nice bum.

Let's go to orange.

Very interesting.

Got a lot of things happening there.

Yeah it's very inventive.

Obviously there's a lot of meaning there.

- [Anna] Exciting girl.

Yeah, happy?

- [Glyn] Yeah.

- When you do take a woman out on a date,

what do you like to do?

- It would be lovely to take somebody out

to a dance club or a class.

- I think, given that, we probably ought to see

how the girls move, don't you?

[upbeat music]

Looking good girls.

- Yellow's definitely getting into

a world champion situation at the moment.

- Thank you ladies.

Okay, where would you like to go?

- Let's look at green.

Curvy lady, but very nice.

- And a very neat and tidy vagina.

- [Glyn] Yes, it's great.

- So we're left with yellow.

- It's sort of a confident stance there.

Again it's very neat.

Beautiful, yeah.

- So Glyn, you've got to lose one of these girls already.

- This is so difficult.

[tense music]

They're all very lovely.

I'm gonna have to say green.

I think she might be a little bit shorter as well

and I'm quite tall, when it comes to dancing

I might be too overpowering.

- You're a tall guy, she's petite.

Let's find out how tall green is.

You are saying goodbye to Emma, 46,

an admin officer from Nottingham.

Come and meet Glyn.

- Hiya.

- Sorry.

- You're not gonna be dancing into the moonlight tonight.

- Thank you, bye bye.

- Bye bye.

- I'm glad he complimented me on my curves.

It's took me a while to get where I am

but this is me and I'm happy with that now.

- In this next round you get to see

the middle part of the bodies.

Are you a boob man?

- Sometimes they say a handful is enough,

but sometimes you wanna be a bit greedy.

- Let's see what we can offer up.

[funky upbeat music]

- Let's go to red.

They are pert indeed.

- Are they real?

I'm just wondering whether they...

They are?

Congratulations red, I've gotta tell you.

- [Glyn] Pink.

Very nice naval, which I'm quite a fan of.

- You're a fan of a naval.

- Particularly the innie because I've got

a bit of a food fetish and I like the squirty cream

in the naval thing, so you can dip your strawberries.

- Oh, Glyn.

- Food is an adventure, you know.

Sex is an adventure, so why not mix the two together?

- Getting turned on by smearing sticky substances

on your own or your partner's body

is known as sploshing.

And top of the slops are cream, custard, eggs,

baked beans, and even gunge and paint.

If you fancy dining out there are splosh parties.

Fun, unless you're the unlucky one doing the cleaning up.

Guess what?

- Go on.

- It's a Naked Attraction first.

I've got strawberries and cream.

Is everyone all right with cream on their belly?

- Let's do yellow.

Yellow it looks like a naval that's perhaps a bit greedy.

- [Anna] In you go.

- [Glyn] There we are.

- Pick your strawberry.

- I'll take that and then--

- You want a fresh one.

- I'm just gonna scoop.

- There you go.

You can get, I see what you mean,

you get quite a lot of cream in there.

- Well as it squirts out it takes its shape doesn't it?

So it fills everything.

- Could you see yourself squirting your cream with yellow?

- Yeah I think we'd need probably two cans actually,

maybe even three.

- Okay.

She's a three canner.

Okay now who next?

- Orange.

There's maybe a little obstacle in there, but--

- [Anna] There is an obstacle in the way.

- [Glyn] There's nothing wrong with

a bit of bling on your cream.

- [Anna] Oh, lovely.

- Now, now there, that's perfect,

you know, because that's just not moved.

That's, excuse me.

Let's just pop that in there.

Oh, there's a funny old taste going on there,

the metallic maybe.

- Oh, is it?

- Yeah, got the piercing.

But no, no, it's okay.

Very nice and it hasn't moved.

- So, it is decision time.

One of them has to go.

- I know.

[tense music]

Oh, this is terrible.

It'll have to be

red.

I've been trying to get my head around the...

- The height thing.

- Yeah.

- It's so important for you, isn't it?

That you can't have somebody too petite?

- [Glyn] Not too petite, no.

- So Glyn, this is Hazel.

She is 60, and she's a lettings manager from Cheltenham.

What do you think of Glyn?

Could you have danced with him?

- Oh, absolutely.

I'm a salsa woman.

- Really?

- I love dancing, yes.

So, I would happily dance with you.

- Well, thank you very much and I,

I'm so sorry.

- So, Hazel, thank you so much, my love.

See you later.

- You're very welcome. - Thank you, Hazel.

It was a shame that I didn't go further

and Glyn didn't pick me,

because we would have had a great time

going out dancing together.

[salsa music]

[upbeat music]

- [Anna] Coming up, Glyn bares all

before choosing who to date.

- Hello, ladies.

- [Anna] And a brand-new singleton

gets to pick a partner based on naked attraction.

- Impressive.

- [Anna] Earlier, 60-year-old disco dancing Glyn

whittled six women down to four

based on naked attraction alone.

He can only choose one woman to take on a date,

so who will he lose next?

- Hard decision to make.

- So, Glyn, why are you here?

- I've had 40 years in the entertainment business,

having great fun and meeting lots of people.

But never quite finding the right one.

- So, now's the time?

- Yes.

Perhaps a woman that had some moves that we could

sort of dance off into the moonlight together.

- Okay.

Well, it's time to see the girls' faces.

- Okay.

[funky upbeat music]

Hello, ladies.

I think we'll look at blue, please.

Trying not to give too much away at the moment.

- You say that, she is completely naked,

she's giving it all away.

- Yeah, but I'm looking at that area

and she's got a cheeky smile, eyes brown, I think.

- Attractive lady.

- Yes.

- Talking of which, yellow.

- Very big brown eyes and unusual hair style,

I like that.

This lady's got a great neck.

Necks are very sensual.

I think that ladies like to be kissed

on the back of their neck.

Unfortunately, I've had a few encounters with necks before

and they've not been very nice.

- What do you mean?

- I was bitten by somebody, that drew blood.

- No!

- Yeah, it turned out that they apparently

were a vampire and she bit me, yeah.

I had a tetanus jab as well.

Oh, yeah.

- [Anna] It's not just Dracula who loves a neck nibble.

As a study found, it's a kissing hotspot for 96% of women,

but suck too hard and small capillaries break,

causing a love bite, lasting up to two weeks.

Best avoided if you don't want everyone to know

what you did last night.

- Go to pink.

Now, I think there's a bit of a

mischievous looking character under there.

- [Anna] Definitely, she just raised her eyebrows.

- The glasses definitely are hiding something at the moment.

I think if the glasses came off we'd see the full picture.

Yeah, yeah, nice eyes, yeah.

With or without the glasses, very nice.

- So, orange left.

- Lovely hair, long, black. - Yes, yes.

Like that, yeah.

Big eyes, like the eyes.

- Just going back to you as a dancer,

has your dancing style changed over the years?

- I think we've had the hip-hop, the body popping,

the break dancing, the street dancing.

- Come on, just give us a little bit of a move.

- You want a bit of a move?

- I do.

Hit it, DJ.

[upbeat music]

♪ Get to funk me every day

♪ Would you funk me every night ♪

♪ Get to funk me every day

♪ Would you funk me every night ♪

♪ Get to funk me everyday

- Amazing.

♪ Get to funk me everyday

♪ Yeah you're kinda funky girl

♪ Get to funk me every day

- Love it.

- Thank you very much.

- Okay, one of them has to go.

[tense music]

- Unfortunately, it's going to be

blue.

I've been seeing some moves going around in

the other boxes that are attracting

my hip movement at the moment.

- I see.

Well, you're saying goodbye to Sandra,

a 67-year-old retired health care worker from Cornwall.

- Hello, Sandra.

- Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.

- I'm afraid goodbye.

- Thank you, bye-bye.

I'm a bit of an old hippy and I like somebody

a bit more casual, or probably with long hair,

and I'm not into dancing at all, only walking.

- Now, this is the round where you get to hear

what they sound like.

- Okay.

- So, girls, Glyn has traveled the world.

What place would sum you up and why?

- Pink.

- It would be Paris, because I'm romantic at heart

and a date with me will be very memorable.

- Very nice, softly spoken but, you know,

very sure about what she wanted to say.

- Do you like Paris?

- Do you know what, I've never been.

- Oh well you might be going to Paris tonight.

- [Glyn] You never know.

- [Anna] Okay.

- Orange.

- I would say Ibiza because I'm a party animal.

- Here we go.

- I can imagine her being a real party animal, I can.

- But you like the voice?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yellow.

- What place sums you up, yellow, and why?

- Definitely Blackpool.

Cheesy, tacky and loud,

and you're guaranteed to get a long, hard, fast ride.

[laughing]

- Can you see yourself having a long, hard, fast ride?

- Yeah, I think we'd probably have to

go round again, actually.

- Right.

It's decision time, Glyn.

Don't forget that the two remaining

are gonna see you without your clothes on.

- Okay.

[tense music]

Hard decision to make.

I'm gonna have to go for pink, I'm afraid.

Paris would be probably a good ride to get there.

- Yes.

- But not as fast as probably dippers and party animals.

- This is Jackie.

She's 54, she's an admin assistant from Derby.

Hi, Jackie.

Come and join us here.

- Hi, Jackie, how are you?

- Lovely, thank you.

- Jackie, are you a party animal?

- I'm very much a party animal.

- You keep getting it wrong.

- All these dark horses around at the moment, yeah.

- I know.

Thank you very much indeed.

- Thank you.

Lovely to meet you.

- And you, take care.

- Goodbye.

- Bye-bye.

- Glyn thought I wasn't much of a party girl.

Boy, is he wrong.

There's a real party animal in here.

- You are left with two racy girls.

The next time they see you,

you are gonna be completely starkers.

Get those skinny jeans through those doors.

- Thank you.

- Based on naked attraction,

60-year-old Glyn has whittled six women down to two.

45 year old chef Nicky and 45-year-old model Louise,

but only one can go on a date to find out

if there's chemistry when the clothes go on.

Nicky and Louise, you've made it to the final two.

Size each other up because you're actually

quite different ladies.

What are you envious of?

- Everything, she's beautiful.

She's lovely.

- She's in proportion, 100%.

Her boobs, her legs, everything, it's perfect.

- Now, it's the moment of truth.

Do you want to see him with his kit off?

- Yes. - Yes.

- Come on then, Glyn, shimmy over.

Ooh, look at him go.

I love it.

- Good evening.

- How are you?

- Very well.

- [Anna] Very nice to see you.

Can I introduce you to your two girls?

You have got Nicky.

- Hello. - Hello, Nicky.

- [Anna] And you have Louise.

- Hello. - Hello, Louise.

- Here he is in all his glory.

- Great form, great shape, in proportion.

- Very nice, lovely.

- Well, thank you very much.

- You're quite tall actually.

So girls, shall we talk about the big daddy?

Louise?

- Big D.

Yeah, it hangs well.

- Are you a bit of a grower, would you say, or a shower?

- With the right fertilizer, it grows quite well, thank you.

Never had any problem in that department.

- Now, you've got to decide which girl

you are gonna take on a date.

Nicky or Louise?

Who can you see yourself dancing with?

[tense music]

- It's gonna be Nicky.

- Well done. - Wow, Nicky.

- Thank you.

- Oh, bless you.

- Louise, I'm so sorry.

What clinched it in the end?

- I don't know how party orientated this young lady is,

but she probably parties a bit harder than I do.

- Louise, I'm really sorry.

- Come here.

- Thank you.

Lovely to meet you.

- And you, my darling.

Have fun. - Thank you.

- Thank you Louise, see you later, love.

- So I think he thought she's too wild.

He's definitely right.

- How you feeling, Nicky, are you pleased?

- I'm really pleased, yes.

He seems like a gentleman.

- Oh, thank you very much.

- Next time you see each other,

it's gonna be with your kit back on.

So I'm really hoping that your date

goes really, really well.

Off you two go.

- I'm feeling good about the date.

I don't feel nervous.

I'm looking forward to it, to finding out more about him.

- Looking forward to seeing my leading lady,

and maybe there's some dancing, do a couple of two steps,

maybe a cheeky lambada.

♪ I got a lot to give you baby

♪ If you let me

- Hello.

- How are you?

- Good, thank you, how are you?

Nice to see you. - Lovely to see you.

- You look great.

- Thank you.

- A little different.

- Oh, yeah, I've got some clothes on now.

- She looks lovely with her clothes on.

She's a snappy dresser because she's got her own look.

- It's like some people spend hours on doing make-up.

I spend about two minutes.

It's like lippy, right okay.

- But some people don't need it.

And you don't need it.

- There's one thing, I don't dance, I don't sing.

- You don't dance, you don't sing?

- No, unless I'm really pissed.

Well, I just thought his dance was embarrassing.

It's just wrong.

Just 'cause you can, you shouldn't.

I know this'll sound really awful.

- What, when I was doing all that stuff?

- Yeah I just like--

- Oh, no.

- Because if you're like, in your 20, 30s, maybe.

- I was really trying to bust the best moves as well.

- No, it wasn't.

I just found it, it sounds awful,

you know, but it's not me.

- I take no offense at that, because it's what I do,

it's the nature of the beast and if I can

still do that at my age, I'm quite happy with it, yeah.

I mean, I don't feel 60, but it doesn't take away

the fact that I am.

- Yeah, we're getting on well,

but it is more like friends than anything else.

I don't feel any spark.

I'm just being honest, I like you, like, as a friend.

I mean, I can't see it going anywhere.

- I'm very grateful for your honesty.

- It was lovely to meet you.

- And you.

Look after yourself. - You take care.

Bye. - Bye now.

♪ You can be so damn hard to please ♪

- Hi.

- [Nicky] Hello.

- How are you?

- Good, thank you, how are you?

- Good to see you.

- [Nicky] Yeah, and you.

- [Female] How did the date go?

- Nicky was very nice, very charming.

She reminded me of Rizzo from the film Grease, yeah.

- He's good company.

We did have a laugh.

It's more like friendship banter, I would say.

- Yeah, it was great.

You know, Nicky was very gracious to actually

make that very clear that, you know, friendship.

There was some very interesting comments

you were coming out with.

Do you remember?

- Some of the things I remember saying, yeah.

- Oh, please, let me remind you.

In the nicest possible way.

- Just don't dance, please.

Please don't. - I'm not gonna do a step.

No, don't do any.

- You hated that, didn't you?

- [Nicky] That was really dodgy.

- Oh, but I've never done that naked before.

When I came out and did my--

- No, don't, no.

- Does that bring back horrible memories?

- It's just wrong.

Oh, it's just, you know...

- [Female] Nicky, would you like to see Glyn again?

- Yes, on Facebook and pictures, yes.

- From a distance.

Yeah, the door's there, so that's that.

- Welcome back to Naked Attraction,

the dating show where anything goes and everyone shows.

Inside each of these six pods

I've lined up a naked singleton.

Only one of them will be picked to go on a date,

but who's picking this time?

- I'm Jamie, I'm 28, and I'm from London.

My life is a bit of a whirlwind.

I have three jobs: receptionist, party organizer,

and I'm also a kids' entertainer.

But there is one thing I'm not good at working,

and that is working out men.

When it comes to dating I'm stuck

in a little bit of a routine.

I go to the same places, I order the same food,

even the staff get to know me.

It's almost like Groundhog day-ting.

I think I'm single because I just seem to attract

the wrong kind of guy.

I get ghosted after the first date

or they have a girlfriend already.

I want to do Naked Attraction because I'm looking

for a genuine guy who genuinely doesn't have a girlfriend.

I don't want any cheaters.

- So, Jamie, welcome to the show.

- Thank you.

- You've not had much luck, have you, with the fellas?

You've sort of ended up with cheaters.

Is that right?

- Yeah.

Guys that have already got girlfriends,

and sometimes they don't even try to hide it.

I just seem to look like a girl that

you'd have as maybe a side girlfriend,

and not the main one.

- The good thing about this is obviously they're all single.

- Yes, thank you.

- You're going to be able to sort of,

you know, try before you buy.

Are you ready to play the game?

- I am ready.

- We have got six colored pods,

right here in front of us.

Inside each and every one of them is a totally naked man.

Each of them has an attribute that

you have said you find attractive.

We're gonna reveal them to you bit by bit,

and all you've got to do is whittle them down

from six to one using naked attraction alone.

Shall we start?

- Yes, let's go.

- Let's see the bottom half of the gents, please.

[funky upbeat music]

- Nice.

- Who's impressed you the most?

- Orange.

He's got a very nice penis.

It's just very neat.

It's a good size, but not too hairy.

- So, you don't like a hairy fella?

- No, not too much hair.

Let's go yellow.

Very smooth legs.

Willy's nice.

It's circumcised, but that's a bonus.

- Is it?

- Yeah, I just think it looks neater.

Got quite large balls.

They just look like a good handful.

- [Anna] Okay.

- Yeah, red.

Not very trimmed.

- Do you think he's a bit more of a grower than a shower?

- Yeah, you'd hope so.

- [Anna] That's a definite yes I am.

- He's got really nice hands.

His nails are nice and clean.

I won't be going near someone with dirty nails.

- No.

- Because if their nails aren't clean,

then you know that's not clean.

- Oh, leave your balls alone, red.

Honestly.

- Let's go to green.

- Green.

- That's a good size willy, that is.

Got quite a lot of pubes.

- Do you mind that?

- I don't mind as long as they're trimmed.

His is quite trimmed.

Got quite a lot.

- Hmm.

- Jamie, you've not met Mr. Right.

Have you had some good sex with the fellas

that you have been out with?

- Yes, I have.

Apart from two occasions,

I did something a bit embarrassing.

We was about to have sex and I farted.

- So, was that a fanny fart?

- No, that was a fart fart, we hadn't even started yet.

- The fanny fart's known as a queef.

- Yeah, I think guys find that quite attractive.

- Green, do you find a queef or a fanny fart attractive?

A queef occurs when an object,

usually a penis,

creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina.

Research found, 54% of women queef during sex,

but these noises are harmless puffs of trapped air.

American DJ Howard Stern

held his own queefing competition on his radio show,

with the winner racking up 93 queefs

in just 30 seconds, earning the title Queen LaQueefa.

- Shall we do pink?

Very neat penis.

That is very neat.

Blue?

He's got a very nice penis.

Some very small feet.

- Right, you have six gentlemen in front of you.

Unfortunately, you're going to have to say goodbye

to one of them, Jamie, based on naked attraction alone.

[tense music]

- Oh, it's going to be a hard choice, isn't it?

I'm going to get rid of

pink.

He's got a very nice penis, but he's got very thin legs.

- Jamie, you're saying goodbye to Alexandre,

who is 28, and he is a waiter, who lives in London,

but originally from France.

- Oh.

Hello.

He is very handsome.

- Alexandre, for Jamie, you're just a bit too slim.

- Yeah, no worries, it's fine.

- Thank you for taking part.

- Thank you, bye-bye.

- Adieu!

- Unfortunately for her she didn't

take the time to see who I was,

that I've got a really French accent

and people love it.

- Jamie, now this is where you get to see

the middle part of the body.

Can we see the tummies, please?

[funky upbeat music]

- Good variety there.

Start with red.

Manly.

I don't like body hair too much,

definitely not a hairy back.

- [Anna] Well, there's a little bit of fur.

- I mean, if he gets picked, we can work on it.

- Well, you could wax it.

- He's got a very good bum, though.

- [Anna] Oh, hello.

- Little bit of a wiggle.

- And he can move it.

- Orange.

He's got a nipple piercing,

exactly the same as mine.

- Ooh, you've got one?

- Yeah.

Mine were very un-sensitive, so that's why I got mine done,

to get a bit more of sensation in the nipple.

- So, orange, does it make it a bit more sensitive?

- Yeah.

I like playing with a nipple as well.

- Shall we see whether orange will let us touch the nipple?

Okay.

Which one do you want to touch?

Ooh.

- Give it a little tweak.

Great nipples. - Oh, he's giggling.

Blue.

He's got quite a feminine shaped body.

I've got enough waist for the both of us.

Do you like going to the gym?

Oh, ah.

Ah, he's a swimmer.

Let's go for green.

- [Anna] Green.

- I like a good sort of lower ab area.

It's very attractive on a guy.

He's got a lot of writing.

What does that on the chest say?

Is that an ex's name?

- It says Louise.

- Oh, mum.

- Oh, your mum, I was gonna say,

it was like married, or wife.

Okay.

That's everybody done.

You've gotta say goodbye to one of these boys

just using naked attraction alone.

[tense music]

- The person I am going to get rid of is

blue.

It's really just the waist area.

Bit too much like mine. - Bit too curvy?

Too much like mine.

- So, Jamie, this is Nat, he is 32,

and he's a medical student from Cheshire.

Hello, young man.

You're a swimmer then, are you?

- Well, I do a bit, yeah, too many pies.

- I'm afraid so.

Thank you very much indeed.

Good night.

- Bye.

It's the first time I've been in a room

and had the smallest dick out of all the guys.

Green is packing a fucking monster.

- [Anna] Coming up, Jamie bares all

before choosing who to date.

- I'm going to pick...

- Earlier, 28-year-old Jamie whittled

six potential dates down to four,

based on naked attraction alone.

She can only choose one man to go on that date,

so who will she lose next?

So, Jamie, just remind us why you're here again?

- So, dating hasn't gone very well for me.

Usually going all good and then they drop the bombshell

that they've got a girlfriend.

- That is no good.

Okay.

So, what we're looking for here is a faithful face?

- Yes, a faithful face.

Not a cocky one, a faithful one.

- Can we please reveal the boys' faces?

[funky upbeat music]

- Hi.

Good looking lads.

- They are good looking lads, aren't they?

Anybody drawing you with a faithful face?

- I think red's got a very nice face.

He looks kind.

I like his ears.

Nice eyes.

- Facial hair?

- It's neat.

If it was any longer, no.

Green.

He's got what I would call the rugby boy look.

It's like a proper manly face,

like he likes to do physical activities.

- You are a fit girl.

Is that because you're active in the bedroom?

- Active in the bedroom and I like going to the gym a bit.

- Does it help you in the bedroom?

Do you like sort of longer sex sessions?

- Oh, yes, definitely.

My longest was two hours.

He obviously knew how to do tantric sex, so...

- Oh, so you were doing tantric sex?

- Yes, yes.

- [Anna] Tantric sex involves slow intercourse

with synchronized breathing, touching,

eye contact and intimacy.

Unlike regular sex, the focus is on the build up

rather than the orgasm,

reportedly resulting in stronger and longer climaxes.

Pop star Sting claims tantrastic sex

for seven hours at a time,

and with the average British sex session lasting 19 minutes,

it's no wonder his wife, Trudie, is smiling.

- Yellow.

Amazing eye lashes.

Look at the length of them!

- Oh, I know.

Do you know, I'd pay good money for them.

- Yeah, I did.

[laughing]

- So, this is a good faithful face, you're saying?

- Yeah.

- Shall we go and have a look at orange?

- Yes.

He looks like a right cheeky chappie, maybe slightly cocky.

- Do you think he's a spicy lover?

- Yes, definitely.

- Really?

- Yeah.

I'm a spicy person.

- So, Jamie, which boy doesn't pass muster?

[tense music]

- The person I'm going to get rid of is

green.

Not a big fan of the tattoos.

- So, Jamie, this is Ben, and he is 29,

and he's a building services manager from Kent.

Come down, say hello.

It's not going to be a date for you tonight, Ben,

but she really, really liked your cock.

[laughing]

But thank you, goodbye.

- Thank you, bye. - See you later.

- It's probably the worst one to go out on,

because it's basically being told on national television

you're an ugly bastard.

- You've now got three boys left and in this round

you get to hear their voices.

So, boys, Jamie loves a chicken shop date.

What fast food sums you up and why?

- Go yellow.

- I would be some chicken balls from the Chinese,

because I can be sweet and sour.

- Mm.

He's got a nice bog-standard voice really, yeah.

Go for orange.

- If I was fast food, I'd be a fried chicken,

because I'm finger licking good.

- It sounds very cheeky, bit like how he seems to be.

- Well, that leaves red.

- I'd be peri peri chicken, because I'm extra hot.

- I do like a peri peri.

- What do you think of his voice?

- Not keen on northern accent.

- Can you do any other accents?

- Afraid not.

- Oh, well that's it.

- He's like this is my voice, that's what you get.

- Exactly.

Okay.

Jamie, one of the boys has got to go.

But don't forget the two remaining

will get to see you naked.

[tense music]

- Yellow.

From the voice, he comes across as quite a shy person.

So, Jamie, you're saying goodbye to Carl,

and he's 29, and he's a joiner from Leicestershire.

Hello, love.

- Hi.

- I'm sorry, it's not going to be a date tonight.

See you later, my love.

- Okay, thank you.

- Cheers, bye. - Bye.

So I did feel a bit disappointed when I got so far,

but the fact that she said I look good, in myself,

I'm happy with that.

- You are left with these two gorgeous hunks.

- Yeah.

- The thing is, though, the next time they see you,

you're gonna be completely nude.

So, off you go.

- See you in a bit.

- Bye!

Based on Naked Attraction, 28 year old Jamie

has whittled six men down to two.

29 year old car salesman Tom,

and 23-year-old carpenter Lewis,

but only one can go on a date to find out

if there's chemistry when the clothes go on.

So, fellas, you're the final two.

Tom, Lewis.

Size up the competition.

Anything you're envious of?

- He's got a pretty good beard.

[laughing]

- I was going to say well groomed beard there going on.

- So, there's some beard envy going on?

- Little bit.

- Now, the last time you saw Jamie she had her clothes on.

She's a lovely looking girl.

Are you ready to see her with her kit off?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Come on then, Jamie, out you come, love.

♪ It could have been the greatest love of all ♪

♪ I can see in your eyes

♪ That's why

♪ We were seconds away seconds away ♪

♪ We were seconds away from love ♪

- Let me introduce you to your boys.

Tom and Lewis.

Boys, reactions?

- Banging.

Fit.

Nice proportions.

Your hips and your tits, boobs.

I'm sorry.

- I'd say boobs and face.

- Obviously, let's not forget the prize itself, the vagina.

- Spot on, nice and tucked in.

Perfect. - Yeah, it's all tucked in.

- It is time for you to make a decision.

You can only pick one of these boys now to go on a date.

So, you've got Tom, and you've got Lewis.

Think carefully.

Who's it gonna be?

- It's really hard.

[tense music]

I'm going to pick

Lewis.

I like a bit of cheeky chappie.

I'm just hoping it's not too cheeky.

- [Anna] Let's hope he's faithful, shall we?

- Yes, definitely.

- You can't be a cheater.

- So, Tom, say good night.

Off.

See you later. - See you in a bit.

- A little disappointed.

Just missing out on the date.

If it don't work out, give us a text.

[laughs]

- Lewis, Jamie, you are a couple.

- Yeah, get here.

- Are you excited about the date?

- Yeah, can't wait.

- Have fun.

Off you go.

♪ We gotta finish what we started ♪

- I think she chose me for the date

because I'm a bit more fun, a bit more charismatic

and she's definitely right.

I thought she were a good looking girl,

nice bum, nice boobs.

I definitely fancy Jamie.

- It was almost like the choice

between my head and my heart.

My head was telling me to go for the other guy.

So, we'll see if that was a good idea or not.

You look nice.

- Thank you.

Not too bad yourself.

- First impressions of him are he's still

a bit of a cheeky chappie.

I was trying to pick between, like, my head and my heart.

- I was your heart?

- Yeah.

- Aw.

Aw.

Aren't you cute?

I've only ever had one girlfriend, but...

- [Jamie] Have you?

- Mm.

- Never found someone worth settling down for?

- No, not yet, but I might have now.

- Oh, yeah, you definitely have.

I think starting to see a little bit of a different side,

so hopefully get some of that out of him a bit more.

- How have you enjoyed this date?

- It's been very good.

- 11 out of 10, obviously.

- 11 out of 10?

- Yeah, 11 out of 10.

I'm having the best time of my life.

- That's enthusiastic.

- I know, I am.

She's not my normal type, but she's a pretty girl.

She's definitely flirting back.

- Let's go.

Things are progressing really well.

The plan for this evening is have a few more drinks

and then back to the hotel, I go, by myself.

I need to find out where this is going

before anything like that happens.

So, the date went really well.

So, we stayed in touch for a few weeks.

We arranged to meet up and stuff,

and then three days before, he just stopped replying.

- [Female] Lewis has been in touch with us

and he's decided not to come today.

- Obviously, I'm really gutted.

I kind of feel like he's wasted my time

and sort of led me on.

I definitely liked him.

I mean, I picked him for a reason.

It's the not knowing that's,

that gets to you more.

The worst thing you can do to someone is just not reply.

Sorry.

Sorry.

I should have gone against my usual type,

which I know doesn't work, and gone with my head,

and gone for the smart choice.

So, a bit like deja vu, really.

Ghosting is not nice to do to people

and it's a coward's move.

You need to grow up and start acting

like a man, rather than a boy.

[upbeat music]