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Original subtitles

- When it comes to find the perfect partner,

why beat around the bush?

We're stripping out the filters and the clothes

as we have a more instinctive way to find love.

Can picking a partner based solely on natural beauty?

[gasps] [laughs]

- Oh my God!

- [Host] Help you find the one?

- I feel like my birthday and Christmas

just came all at the one time.

[squeaks]

- You've got a face full of fanny.

[laughs]

- [Host] We like to start where a good date ends.

- Ooh! - Oh!

- That is a lot of breasts.

- [Host] Naked!

[vibrant pop music]

Tonight a hairdresser, a data analyst and a door supervisor

let it all hang out with their potential soulmates.

- Oh gosh!

- Do your knack a whacker!

- That is a lot of penis in one room.

- Anything you can do the people can do it.

- You can do it? - I can do it yeah.

- I'm going in.

- Ooh.

- When we're entirely unfiltered.

That is buried treasure isn't it?

What do we really find attractive?

- Nice with the girth on that penis.

- You are very much a lesbian virgin?

- Yes.

- Buy one get one free.

- This is just too much.

- Let's find out by dating in reverse.

This is Naked Attraction.

[vibrant pop music]

Welcome to Naked Attraction,

the show that does window shopping

like you've never seen before.

Inside each of these six pods

I've lined up a brave singleton

standing completely in the buff.

Only one of them will be picked to go on a date.

But who's doing the choosing?

- Naked Attraction, I need your help.

I need a man.

[plane engine rumbles]

I'm Alex, I'm cabin crew and I'm from Whinging.

Please return to your seats

as we are about to head over a very bumpy patch.

My love life is as turbulent

as some of the flights I've been on.

Any drinks from the cart?

And a little bit too much to handle.

I never really have enough moving.

I haven't met the right fellow.

Hello.

It's time for that to change,

I want a life partner now someone I can settle down with.

When I go out on a date,

I only go out for a few glasses of wine

and telling people my life's story.

I would bore myself to death.

I want to do Naked Attraction

because previously none of my dating experiences

has been any good so why not try something new?

- Alex, welcome to the show.

- Hello.

- Why is a gorgeous young bunk like you

looking for a fellow?

- Because I think I intimidate a lot of guys

well I talk too much.

The past relationships that I have

they've always been a bit turbulent.

- I like it you're cabin crew as well, aren't you?

- Yeah, I'll throw that one in there.

- Have you sort of spotted a fellow in the ass

and thought oh that one--

- I spot them all the time. - Oh do you?

- I can't do anything about it though.

- So you're not a member of the Mile High Club yet?

- Not yet.

- Still time. - There's lots of time.

- Are you ready to play the game

because hopefully tonight you will find your man?

- Totally.

- In front of you have got six colored pods.

Inside each of them is a gorgeous boy totally naked

and they have each have an attribute

that you have said you find physically attractive.

We will reveal them bit by bit.

All you need to do is whittle them down

from six to one using naked attraction alone.

Are you ready? - I'm ready.

- I like it very casual, he's ready.

- Get them out, get them out. - Let's reveal

the bottom half of the bodies please.

[dramatic electronic music]

- Wow.

They're all pretty nice to look at.

- Do you need some oxygen?

- Yeah, have you got any?

- [Host] Do you want to take a closer look at any of them?

- [Alex] Yes please, let's go for blue first.

- [Host] How do you feel about that penis?

- I think it's nice, it's not too small, it's not too big.

- It's definitely looking at us, isn't it?

I'm just trying to work out is it semi blue up or down?

Down, it's just resting.

I don't think I've seen one like that in its resting state.

Thank you blue, if you can just spin back round.

- [Alex] Let's go to green.

- [Host] His balls are nice.

- But the fact that his

that he's completely shaven, I don't like it.

I like a little bit of hair.

- Okay, so have you got hair?

- Yeah, it's trim though it's not like Rapunzel.

It's. [laughs]

- So would you say that he is a grower or a shower?

- [Alex] I'd say a grower.

- I've got a feeling that pink might be a shower.

- [Alex] Yeah, I like that.

It's quite similar to mine that type of--

- Is it? - Yeah.

- [Alex] I'd like to go to red, yeah?

Now this one I'm intrigued about a little bit.

- Why?

- Because the shape of it is a bit different.

I don't know if it's a bit intimidating,

like it's gonna punch you in the face.

You bending a knee?

- Let's just have a little bit of a look

at the feet and the toes.

- Oh dear.

- Oh red, you've got a cracking helmet,

but you need to work on the toes.

Right yellow, what do you like?

- The penis.

It's neat, it looks nice and clean.

- It looks like it's had a proper wash.

- A proper wash.

- [Host] So yellow's toenails I mean his left foot is--

- Yeah, that needs a bit of a trim.

- Is that a false toenail that you've got yellow?

- [Alex] We could always file it down maybe.

- Now we've not talked about orange, what do you think?

- [Alex] I like his penis, clean and tidy.

- Take it all in because it is time

to make a decision, tell me which color

you're gonna say goodbye to.

- Mm.

[dramatic electronic music]

Okay.

[dramatic electronic music]

Oh, it's very hard.

[dramatic electronic music]

Red.

- [Host] Why Red?

- Honestly I think it was the toenail for me.

- The toenail sorry red.

Alex you are saying goodbye to the lovely Mark,

a 33-year-old hairdresser from Northwich.

- Hello. - Come on down Mark.

Hello lovely, how are you?

Thank you very much.

I'm so sorry it's not gonna be a date tonight.

- Oh well.

He said my cock is very aggressive, well it's a weapon.

I'm gonna enjoy using it.

- Shall we take a look at the middle part

of the bodies please?

- Yes please.

[dramatic electronic music] [machinery humming]

Mm.

Mm.

Interesting.

Green, I like the belly it's something to grab hold of.

That is perfect for me.

Piercings.

- Good or bad?

- Nipples okay, belly button I'm not too sure.

- [Host] What does it tell you about this chap?

He's got the tats, he's got the piercings.

- That he likes to experiment with his body.

- Nice, okay blue what do you think about blue's chest?

- [Alex] I like his chest, is that a mole?

- Can you just, I need to look at your--

- Oh is that a third nipple?

Third nipple?

- I love that three.

Three nipples. - Three nipples.

- Does it turn you on if you tweak that nipple blue?

A little bit. - Wow.

- [Host] In fact, research that over half of British men

admit to getting turned on by a nipple twiddle.

Stimulating this erogenous zone

activates the same region of the brain

as the frenulum the most sensitive part of the penis

and for some this sets off fireworks known as nipplegasm.

So boys why not give your teats a treat?

Where else would you like to go?

- Yellow. - Mm.

- [Alex] Nice, I like the color of his nipples.

- What nice and dark?

- [Alex] Yeah, he looks great, you look great.

- Now we've not talked about pink have we?

- [Alex] Is this a mole here?

It's not a beauty spot is it?

- [Host] Beauty spot on the pubic area.

Turn around let'ss have a look.

- [Alex] Oh, he's got a nice bum.

- He's got very smooth buttocks.

Thank you that's a lovely pose.

- [Alex] Thank you.

- Now it is time to make a decision Alex,

who are you now gonna say goodbye to?

- Okay.

So.

I think

[dramatic electronic music]

it's gotta be green, I'm so sorry green.

[dramatic electronic music]

I just didn't like the belly button.

- You are saying farewell to Jamie,

the 28-year-old support worker from North Wales.

Hello gorgeous. - Hello, how are you?

- Do you ever get this caught on anything

because I can't imagine the pain.

- People tend to do that.

- Oh! - Oh Jamie.

- It's good they'll ripple it.

I will go that way.

Good luck. - Thank you.

- Off you go. - Goodbye.

- [Host] Goodbye.

- Hmm.

- On the plus side he did say he liked my belly

as it was something to hold onto.

Oh yeah a little bit of booty shake

as well do know what I mean getting that movement.

- [Host] Coming up, Alex bares all

before choosing who to date

and a brand new singleton gets to pick a partner

based on naked attraction.

- Oh my goodness. [laughs]

- [Host] Earlier, flight attendant Alex

whittled six men down to four

based on naked attraction alone.

He can only chose one man to take on a date,

so who will he lose next?

- Very difficult this.

- All right, before we carry on,

your turbulent love life that you've had, tell me more.

- It's literally like I'm on a plane.

Like [laughs]

like I'm holding on for dear life.

- So it's very up and down, it's very dramatic?

- Yes.

- So you just need something to make you a bit steadier?

- Please.

- [Host] We've got four boys remaining.

This is where you get to see the face.

- I'm excited.

- And they get to see you?

- Mm.

- Cuts both ways.

- It does, it does I know.

[dramatic electronic music] [machinery humming]

- Wow!

[dramatic electronic music]

Hello guys!

Blue.

- Immediately blue? - Yeah, I like his teeth.

He's got the right amount of teeth

because I went on a date once

with this guy who had extra teeth.

- He's got extra teeth?

- He had two teeth coming out of every gum.

And then he went to kiss me and he nearly took my eye out.

- Have you got any extra teeth?

- Perfect. - Perfect,

I feel like I'm in a dentist chair.

That is brilliant.

Research found that hypodontia having extra teeth

occurs in only two percent of the population,

but in Japan teeth crowding is considered cute.

Girls are undergoing a procedure called yaeba,

where false teeth over existing teeth

creating a fang-like appearance.

This trend has even spawned the first fanged girl group.

Think of it like a cross between the Spice Girls

and vampires zig a zig ah!

- Let's go to pink, he's standing alone.

- [Host] Okay ah.

- I can see he's cheeky.

I like his eyes.

His eyes are like sparkling.

Oh look at that, very handsome.

- [Host] Right, you've now got orange or yellow.

- [Alex] Yellow, I can see your teeth, they're lovely.

- Also he's got his nose pierced as well.

Mind you yours is rather good as well.

It's not dissimilar.

- Mm, I don't know.

I can play Coronation Street with it.

It's like one of my party tricks.

- Go on!

- Wait a minute.

[hums Coronation Street theme]

- You've run out of breath, it was pretty weak at the end.

Very good.

- Thank you.

- Anybody compete with that?

- Mm. - Oh hang on orange,

there's something going on there.

[claps in rhythm]

Oh well cheeky.

- I think you're very handsome.

- [Host] Ooh, orange you're really flirting.

- I don't mind.

- It's decision time Alex.

One of them has to go.

[dramatic electronic music]

- Hmm.

[dramatic electronic music]

Blue, I'm sorry.

I feel like the rest of the guys

are a little bit more cheekier.

You know you look great.

- Well Alex you are saying goodbye to Daryl,

who is a 25-year-old hotel supervisor from Norfolk.

- Sorry Daryl.

Lovely to meet you.

- It's been a real pleasure to meet you,

your third nipple and your manhood.

Thank you very much indeed my love

but it's not gonna be a date tonight.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

- [Host] I like his bum as well.

- I was born with my third nipple.

I just love it.

It's part of my life and I call it my nubbin.

- Okay, so Alex this is the round

where we get to hear the boys' voices.

- I like a deep voice, but I can't judge

because have you heard my voice it's right up there.

Like I only have a deep voice when I sing.

- Go on give us a bit.

โ™ช Your down on luck

โ™ช Your time is up

- Feel free to dance.

โ™ช You took a sip from a devil's pub โ™ช

โ™ช Just who do you think you are โ™ช

- And them I'm like hey.

But I can't sing my way through life.

โ™ช And he thinks that he's tricking up me โ™ช

- Brilliant, okay let's find out

what the boys sound like shall we?

- Yes please. - Alex's job

takes him to exotic destinations around the world.

Which part of the world best represents you and why?

- Let's hear yellow speak.

- I'd probably say the Maldives,

because it's calm and collected,

but you can have a fun time at the same time.

- Very nice.

- [Host] Orange.

- So I say Bulgaria represents me.

It's a bit of a party place,

but it's also a calm and collected place,

so it's enough time to bond.

- Is it Welsh?

He's Welsh.

- I like it.

- Pink.

- I would say Turkey. - Oh Turkey.

- They've got lots of culture there

and they're very proud of their country,

always waving flags everywhere

and I always wave a flag whenever I can you know.

- Fantastic, I like it.

- So you need to make a decision.

One of them has to go.

- So difficult this.

Okay.

[dramatic electronic music]

Yellow I'm sorry.

- [Host] Why did you decide that yellow was not for you?

- It's the toenail.

- Alex, meet Alex.

- Alex. - Who is a 26-year-old

data analyst from Stockton-On-Tees.

- Hello, how are you?

- Not bad mate.

- Can we just discuss the dangerous toenail?

- It was an ingrown toenail when I was a kid

and I lost it so every three weeks

you have to get it done.

- Are you gutted not to be dating Alex?

- Definitely.

- I'm sorry, it's not gonna be a date.

- Good luck.

- [Host] Take your gorgeous jaw through there.

- We would have been a perfect match,

but I guess my toe was the nail in the coffin.

- So Alex, just two gorgeous boys remain,

but before you get to actually meet them,

they're gonna get to see you without your clothes on.

Are you ready?

- Yeah, I'm ready. - Get out get them off.

- Based on naked attraction, flight attendant Alex

has whittled six men down to two,

27-year-old mixologist Sam

and 21-year-old bartender Gareth.

But only one can go on a date to find out

if there's chemistry when the clothes go on.

Sam, Gareth, the final two boys remaining.

Let's size up the competition.

Gareth, what do you like about his body?

- The penis, very nice size.

- [Host] Well they're very I have to say,

both of your dicks look very very similar.

- I think he's very handsome.

I love the stubble, the dark features,

great penis as well. [laughs]

- Hmm, but this is not a date between you two.

This is where we get to see him in the buff.

Come on in Alex.

[bouncy electronic music]

- Hello.

- Okay, so fellows here is your date for the night.

Sam, what do you think of Alex?

- I think he looks great.

I love the hair as well.

- I think he's got an absolutely lovely body.

He's got beautiful eyes.

He's got a beautiful smile.

The penis is amazing.

- So Alex you've got Sam and you've got Gareth.

It is time to decide who you're going on a date with.

[dramatic electronic music]

Are you gonna pick Sam or Gareth?

- Mm.

[dramatic electronic music]

Oh!

[dramatic electronic music]

Sam!

- What was the reason you decided

to go with Sam over Gareth?

- I think because he's a little bit more mysterious.

- Gareth, I am so sorry,

but tonight is not gonna be the night for you.

- Ready to go and find myself some love.

If it turns out I do have to get naked again

to find it I definitely will.

- How are you feeling boys?

- Happy. - Really excited.

Wasn't expecting this.

- Go and have a fantastic night tonight

and report back please.

- We will. - We will.

- Off you go, have fun.

- I fancy the pants off Alex definitely.

He's got great eyes.

He's got a beard.

Like the hair on his body, everything,

so I'm very happy to be going on a date with him.

- I am really really happy with my decision.

I think he's very handsome.

What I like most about Sam's body is his penis.

โ™ช I'm very excited about the date โ™ช

โ™ช Sipping up at sunset

โ™ช Lining up the regrets

โ™ช Are you looking at me

- You all right, how are you?

- I'm not too bad how are you?

Nice to see you again.

- Oh dear.

- Here we are.

- What do you think about fully clothed?

Do I scrub up well like?

- I think you're very handsome.

- Thank you, same to you.

- I picked the right penis.

- I was like he's definitely got my sense of humor.

So I just thought we'd have a good time definitely.

- Yeah, absolutely.

- He's chatty, I think he's on my wavelength.

I really like him.

โ™ช Let's go let's go

- Bit hot in those pods?

- No it was cold. - Was it?

- So that's what it looks like when it's cold.

- Oh yes.

- Oh intriguing.

- I definitely fancy him with his clothes on.

I think he's definitely looking up my arm.

- Do you ever to go karaoke?

- Yes, I love it. - What's your favorite

karaoke songs?

- Culture Club Karma Chameleon.

- Can you start a little bit for me?

- Oh God, can I? [laughs]

โ™ช Didn't hear your wicked words every day โ™ช

โ™ช And you used to be so sweet, I heard you say โ™ช

โ™ช That my love

- I was mesmerized.

I was gonna ask you out again.

He's still got that sparkle in his eyes

that he had in the studio and I think he's interested.

I hope he is anyway.

- Anyway, I have to get back to Bristol tonight.

- Oh tonight yeah?

- Yeah, because I'm flying tomorrow to Poland.

- God.

It's a shame that he does have to go tonight.

I think a second date is definitely on the cards,

somewhere where we definitely know that we're both

off on a weekend, go and have fun.

โ™ช Can't find the words

โ™ช You said to me

โ™ช Love is a drag

- All right. [laughs]

How are you doing?

- Okay, how are you?

- Good, nice to see you again.

- You were amazing.

- [Host] How did the date go?

- I thought the date went really well

from my side of things.

- I agree, I think it went really well.

We had a peck didn't we?

- We did, nice little smooch to finish the night off.

That was nice.

- There could have been more if I'd stayed.

- Yeah.

- But that was only because I was working,

otherwise I'd be more than happy to stay.

- Wink wink nudge nudge. [laughs]

- I do still find Sam attractive.

- I'm fine with that. - You're welcome.

- It's a shame now I think that we leave

so far apart sort of thing.

- But obviously I'd love to come to Brighton,

date number two.

- Yeah. - Yeah, absolutely.

In a pod.

- Okay, I'll see what I can do.

- Woo, well I'm happy.

- Okay.

[bright pop music]

- Welcome back to naked attraction,

the dating show that's got more holes than the Ryder Cup.

Inside each of this six pods,

I've lined up a naked singleton.

Only one of them will be picked to go on a date,

but who's picking this time?

- I'm Laura, I'm 26 years old

and I come from Gloucestershire.

I'm a country gal, so the person that I am with

has to be able to join me in walking dogs

or mucking out stable.

I need a guy who's gonna turn around and go you might stink

but I still find you fit.

I think around here everyone's just too close

and I need to expand my--

- Horizons.

- Exactly. [laughs]

The issue with the country is that the dating pool

is a very shallow pool.

I've been properly single now for a good four, five years.

Anyone I do seem to find seems to fancy someone else.

I'm bored of being second best.

Naked Attraction, I need your help.

I want a guy who's gonna be happy to go for a Sunday walk

with the dogs go and see the horses

and then possibly have a roll in the hay.

- Laura welcome to Naked Attraction.

- Thank you. - You look gorgeous girl,

why are you single?

- My issue is that I keep being told I'm second best.

- No.

- Five out of the last six guys told me

that there was someone else they preferred.

- Unbelievable, so you're here prepared to date naked

because you want to open up the search.

- Definitely, I keep going for personality.

- This time make sure I fancy you first--

- Absolutely. - Before we see if

we're a match personality-wise, I like it.

Are you ready to play the game?

- I am ready.

- We have got six colored pods right here in front of us.

Inside each and every one of them

is a really gorgeous naked guy,

each of whom has an attribute that you've told us

you find physically attractive.

We're gonna reveal them bit by bit.

All you have to do is whittle them down from six to one

using naked attraction alone.

- I'm ready, I am ready.

- Can we reveal the bottom half of the bodies?

[dramatic electronic music] [machinery whirring]

- God!

[laughs]

Oh my goodness! [laughs]

- [Host] I think you and I saw that at the same time.

- [Laura] Yeah, I think blue might be a--

- Shall we?

- Let's definitely.

- I think I might be a little bit scared.

- Well he's sort of kind of got a donkey cock.

I mean gosh I mean you measure horses in hands don't you?

- Yeah, that would be a fair few hands I think.

- [Host] A fair few hands even from here.

- [Laura] You could certainly

get a good grip on that I think yeah.

- Wow, what do you look for when it comes to a penis?

- For me, girth over length.

You don't want an HB pencil poking you.

- You've got some proper chub going on?

- Absolutely.

- [Host] Do you think that blue has that?

- I think blue has girth and length. [laughs]

- [Host] Where else do you want to go?

- [Laura] I'm thinking red actually.

- [Host] Okay.

- I like rugby player thighs,

with the horse riding my legs are quite solid

and I don't want to have a guy

whose legs are smaller than mine necessarily.

- Okay and penis?

- [Laura] Good size actually if he knows

what he's doing with it, it'll work.

- [Host] Pink?

- [Laura] Again, a good thigh, possibly quite short.

I'd like to be at least my height.

In heels, I'm hitting 6'2", so--

- Gosh, pink could you handle 6'2"?

Yes. - Yeah.

- He's keen.

And how about the willy?

- [Laura] It's a good size.

I'm thinking a bit of a grower I reckon.

- Okay, where else would you like to go?

- Yellow, good size penis for me I reckon

and for me ball sack, I don't like

a long low dangly ball sack.

- Oh yeah, when there's more skin than balls.

- And when you get going, they slap.

- Specially from behind.

- Yep, off putting, really off putting.

- Well we'd better check if to see

if we have got any ball slappers here.

- I agree. - Fellows, imagine

you were riding in the nationals

and you were on top of a horse.

- Orange is going for it look.

- Wow yellow!

- Oh my goodness. [laughs]

There's good hip action there.

- The hip action on yellow is perfect.

Red, let's see it.

- [Laura] I see it yeah, yeah.

- [Host] They're not moving either very good.

- No, there's no slapping going on there I don't think.

- Pink.

- Oh, that's being the horse rather than riding the horse.

- Green?

- [Laura] Gosh, oh that's a bit of

helicoptering going on there.

- Okay and I don't think we saw blue doing his.

You can jog up and down a bit more than that blue.

- Bend the knees. - That's good.

- [Laura] There you go. [laughs]

- Do you know it's just being at the grand national?

- Absolutely, they would have been top six.

- Without question.

Right, who next? - Green.

- [Host] Wow.

- [Laura] They're very good thighs.

- He works out for sure doesn't he?

- Absolutely.

- And good penis length?

- Yeah definitely, orange.

- Okay orange.

- Again a good size. - Quite proud this one

isn't it?

It's very forward facing.

- Quite big balls I think.

They're almost sort of holding it up.

That's not a bad thing.

- Right, it is time to make a decision

and you have to lose one based on naked attraction alone.

- Okay.

[dramatic electronic music]

I think

I think it's gonna have to be

orange.

- Tell me why.

- I think it's where the ball sack is sitting.

I am very specific about balls.

- You are saying goodbye to Alex,

a 25-year-old waiter from Somerset, hello.

- Oh that's my neck of the woods as well.

Hello, I'm so sorry. - That's all right.

- Love, not gonna be a date tonight.

- That's okay, all right.

Good luck. - Goodbye.

- Disappointing to come out first,

but she did say I had a good sized penis

so you know I'm happy with that.

- Five boys remain.

- Yes!

- We are now going to see the middle parts of their bodies.

[dramatic electronic music]

[machinery humming] [dramatic electronic music]

- Oh ho ho ho ho. - Oh.

- Wow.

I'm quite at a loss for words.

They are all very very toned

and I am actually thinking red.

He's got good shoulders,

also the stomach I like that little bit of a V coming on.

- Do you like a well-defined pack on a man?

- I don't mind a well-defined pec.

I just don't want to be sharing a bra.

- [Host] Man boobs or moobs are largely down

to an imbalance of estrogen and testosterone in the body.

A recent poll voted moobs

the most unattractive male body feature

and yet research found over half of British men have them,

but none bigger than Chinese farmer Gua Fong,

thought to have the largest moobs in the world,

roughly the size of footballs,

with a combined weight of five kilos,

these moobs were reported six times heavier

than the average woman's breast.

- Yellow, again nice toned stomach

and a little bit of chest hair, just that little bit,

but not too much.

Green, again big broad shoulders, shaving the chest?

Yes.

- How do you feel about chest hair?

- I don't mind a bit.

I don't want a rug.

- [Host] What about blue?

- Gosh, the scar. - Oh yes.

It tells a story doesn't it?

It doesn't put you off?

- No, not at all.

- No, really tells a story.

Okay, you have seen all these glorious torsos.

It is time to make a decision.

One of them is gonna have to go.

- Oh no!

There's a few that I'm desperate to see the faces.

But I think

it's gonna have to be yellow unfortunately.

- Yellow? - Yellow.

He's a bit too lean for me.

- So Laura you are saying farewell to Jack,

who is a 22-year-old events organizer from Bristol.

Hello Jack.

- Hello darling. - You doing all right?

- Jack, I'm so sorry it's not gonna be a date tonight.

- No worries, thank you.

- Thank you.

- You would have had him for breakfast wouldn't you Laura?

- You just took the words out of my mouth.

- She picked me to go because I was a bit slender,

but she said that I got a good hip move.

It's probably from all of the dancing I do.

- [Host] Coming up, Laura bares all

before choosing who to date.

- It's actually gonna have to be.

- Earlier restaurant manager Laura

whittled six potential dates down to four

based solely on Naked Attraction.

She can only choose one man to go on that date,

so will she lose next?

Just remind us, why are you here?

- In the country, the dating pool is a very shallow pool.

Anyone I do seem to find seems to fancy someone else.

I'm bored of being second best.

- You are not playing second fiddle tonight.

You are absolutely the star of the show.

In this round you get to see the boys' faces.

Are you ready?

- I'm yeah so excited.

- Okay, can we please reveal the boys' faces?

[dramatic electronic music] [machinery whirring]

- Oh.

The rest should go fast.

- Pink. - Pink?

- Pink definitely, very good looking guy.

He's got a little twinkle in his eye as well.

They're quite shiny.

I think he's a bit cheeky.

Yeah.

Good set of teeth as well.

- Okay, who next?

- Green.

Not sure about the hair.

- [Host] The hair, you can do things with hair.

- You can change hair, you can absolutely change hair

definitely, so nice smile as well.

I think blue, sorry red coming back to you for last.

So we've got a bit of a beard.

- [Host] Do you like facial hair?

- Not usually a massive fan.

I think it depends on the person.

I'm worried about what might crawl out.

- [Host] A study found 54% of British women

prefer a man with facial hair,

but recently scientists analyzed men's beards to find out

what lurks beneath their bristles.

Of the men who participated,

47% carried a microorganism in their beards,

which is also found the bowels and yes poo.

That might be because reportedly 60% of men

don't wash their hands after using the loo, ew!

- I dated a guy not that long ago

who had quite a big beard, very proud of his beard,

so to show that he liked me, he shaved it all off.

- So he shaved it off?

- And then I dumped him.

[laughs]

I do feel quite bad.

- Blue?

- [Laura] He's not that shaving that off?

- [Host] You're not shaving that off for anyone are you?

- No! [laughs]

- Oh no.

Finally.

- [Laura] Red.

- [Host] Tall, dark and handsome I say red yeah.

- Yeah, good head of hair there's a lot there.

I thought he was gonna start pouting in a minute though.

- [Host] Okay, they are all marvelous specimens.

- [Laura] They are.

- Unfortunately one of the boys is gonna have to go.

[dramatic electronic music]

- I think

[dramatic electronic music]

I think it's gonna have to be green.

I think it's the hair, it's just not my taste.

- It's not for you?

This is Matt and he is

a 23-year-old hospital porter from Birmingham.

Matt come say hello.

- Hello, nice to meet you!

- [Host] Look at that body!

- That was quite nice to touch I swear. [laughs]

- Farewell!

Good little beachy bum.

- Whilst I was in the pod, she gave me loads of compliments

about all my body, she just didn't like me hair,

so I'll take the positives from it.

- We've seen what the boys look like.

But now it's time to hear what they sound like.

Laura is a country girl

who loves the smell of the countryside.

What smell best sums you up and why?

Where do you want to go?

- Pink. - Pink.

What smell best sums you up?

- Petrol, because I'm a little bit addictive,

but highly flammable.

- Oh!

- So I think sort of fast and furious isn't he?

What do you think of the voice?

- I quite like it.

It's quite a unique accent.

I can't quite pinpoint the accent though.

- Cheshire.

- Okay.

- So we like the voice? - We like the voice.

- Red.

- I would say freshly cut grass.

Because I'm fresher than fresh.

- Where are you from red?

- Surrey.

- I could do with Surrey, absolutely.

- What do you think of the voice?

- It's nice, deep quite soft though.

- Let's try blue.

- The wine because I'm mature of age.

- Can you just say that all again for us?

[laughs]

- Wine because I'm mature of age.

- He's Irish!

- So Northern Irish?

- I do like an Irish accent, to be fair.

- Does that do it for you? - Yeah.

- You've seen what they look like.

You've heard what they sound like.

You're going to have say goodbye to one of the boys.

- [Laura] Oh my gosh.

- [Host] They're all really dateable.

- Yeah, a 100%.

I think it would have to be blue.

I think he'd get annoyed with me

asking me to repeat himself.

- So Laura this is Dave, who is a 24-year-old

door supervisor from Derry.

Come on Dave.

- Oh, I'm so sorry I'll give you a hug.

- [Host] It looked like you were about to shake her hand.

- That's how annoyed he is.

He's just like no.

- I'd adapt.

I have patience for anything you know.

- She still it went right over her head.

- Patience you said you have patience.

- Patience for anything.

- Dave, I'm so sorry but goodbye, thank you.

- All right thanks see you later.

- Thank you.

- Yeah, she said a I have a massive penis.

She knows I can handle her. [laughs]

- So you have got the two final chaps remaining.

Now the next time you see them,

it's gonna be with your clothes off, goodbye.

[laughs]

Based on naked attraction, 26-year-old Laura

has whittled six men down to two.

22-year-old Jamie who works in customer relations

and 27-year-old construction manager Sam.

But only one can go on a date to find out

if there's chemistry when the clothes go on.

So fellows congratulations to both of you.

Jamie check out Sam, what do you reckon?

- Good looking lad, isn't he?

- He's a good looking lad? - Yeah.

- Cheers. - So Sam, what about Jamie?

- It's all about the face.

He's got such a good looking aesthetic face,

like really handsome.

- Okay, the last time you saw Laura,

it was with her clothes on.

Do you want to see her with her kicks off?

- Yeah. - I think it's only fair.

- I think it's only fair.

Come on in Laura.

[laughs]

May I introduce to your fine gentleman?

We have Jamie and we have Sam.

So fellows take a good look at your gorgeous girl here.

Sam how do you feel about the whole package?

- Awesome, I love the piercings and your skin tone,

the blond hair and the moles yeah that's pretty cool.

Great set of boobs.

- Thank you. - Super boobs.

- Nice looking girl isn't she?

- She's a lovely looking girl.

So you can only take one boy for a date.

Are you gonna pick Jamie or Sam?

- This is actually it's just got tougher and tougher

as the day's gone on.

It's actually gonna have to be

Jamie.

- Sam! [Laura laughs]

I am sorry my friend, it was a fair fight.

- It's you man.

- What clinched it in the end?

- It's the face, he's just got a lovely face

and he seems he's just quite nice,

even though Sam has got a very handsome face as well.

- So Sam I'm so sorry, you were this close,

but it's not gonna be a date.

You can touch!

- [laughs] Sorry.

- It's all right.

- Thank you see you later Sam, bye.

- Yeah, a little gutted that I didn't get chosen,

but she likes my shoulders

and she liked my thighs.

It's always lovely getting a compliment

from someone about a body part.

- Jamie and Laura.

Congratulations guys have an absolutely brilliant date,

because the next time you see each other

it's gonna be with your clothes back on.

Off you go!

- Yeah, she definitely caught my eye

because she was blond

and she's actually got a beautiful bum.

I'm buzzing that I was chosen for the date,

those cheeky grins got my through.

- He seems fun, really good looking guy, good body.

He'll give me a run for my money I think.

[calm electronic music]

- Hello! - Hi.

- Don't you look lovely?

- Thank you very much, so do you.

Nice to see you with some clothes on.

- Yeah thank you.

- He's fit so there's no denying that.

He's got the chat.

It was a good choice I think.

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

- So were you surprised that I picked you then?

- A little bit yeah, When they said

that you were five foot 10 I thought she's never gonna--

- So how tall are you?

- I'm five foot eight.

- Five foot eight, oh I didn't realize you were that short.

But everyone's the same lying down.

- Yeah yeah yeah. [laughs]

I wasn't expect it to go as smooth,

but it has, it's gone really well.

We just click.

- How old are you?

- 22.

- I didn't realize you were that young.

- How old are you?

- 26.

- That's good.

- So the age difference was a little bit of a surprise.

- I thought he was older, but I don't think

it will be an issue.

- Are you game for another drink somewhere else?

- Yeah yeah.

[Laura laughs]

- I'd like to spend more time with Laura.

If it does move on to something bigger and better,

I'd love that to happen.

- I think we've got a lot in common.

I think there could be something there.

I'd like to see him again,

see where the night goes, go from there.

- Hello. - Hello.

- How are you?

- I'm good, I'm really good.

- Good.

- [Host] How did the date go?

- Massive amount of flirting going on the date.

There was a cheeky kiss at the end of the date.

- Yeah, it was good.

I enjoyed it.

After the date we kept in touch for a little bit

and we kept a lot of phone calls

and texts every now and then.

And then I went jotting down to see her.

- Unfortunately I thought we'd be better as just friends.

But I think you were hoping

that it was gonna get a little bit further than we went.

- I was hoping that it was gonna go a little bit slower.

- Slower? - Yeah.

- I was the one that ended it within a week

because you went a little bit intense.

If someone within a week of me knowing them

is even contemplating the thought

of me being the mother of their children,

that's too quick, you don't know somebody--

- I'm looking for someone to be the mother of my children

because I know I personally want children.

- That's not slower.

- No, it's called-- - That's intense.

- Well you still slept with me after a week,

that's the thing.

- I don't sleep with people just for the fun of it.

You know I did have very high hopes for it.

My opinion it was just a little bit too much too soon.

Have to agree to disagree.

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