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Uhh, so...

Is it cool if my friend joins us? He's got a phenomenal ass.

Sure.

Wanna see it?

No, no. You...

...you already sent me his pic on Dkstr.

Oh.

Yeah.

Right.

Your screen name's funny.

Life is B-Anal.

Is that, like, a gay joke? Like, anal?

Sure.

Cool.

Eight inches of fun.

That's me.

Is that supposed to be like...

- ...your... - Oh, you bet.

- Wanna see? - No, no, it's okay.

You don't have to...

...show me.

Wasn't lying, was I?

Wanna touch it?

Uhh, no, no.

Maybe in a little bit.

Mmm.

Suit yourself.

Name's Caleb, by the way.

I'm…

(indistinct)

- Trystan? - Uh-huh.

Cool name.

Nice to meet you, T.

Can I call you that?

Please don't.

Oh.

Sorry, dude.

Didn't mean to offend. Don't cancel me.

Hmm.

Umm... You want a shot?

No, I'm good, man.

I'm gonna light up.

Nice place you got.

Just moved in last week, so I'm still unpacking.

You want a hit?

No, no thanks. I'll stick to tequila.

So, um...

Is your friend here or...

He's on his way.

Okay. Um...

How do you... How do you guys know each other?

We've hooked up before.

I'm telling you, man, his ass is on another level.

Mmm!

Wow.

Huh.

What the heck? I'll, I'll... I'll take a puff.

Right on, man.

Woah, man!

I'm fine. I, uh...

I don't smoke that much.

You good?

Whew!

Sorry about that.

All good.

Are you going to pull your pants up?

Do you want me to pull my pants up?

I mean...

I'm not saying I don't want you to not not pull your pants up.

Wait, what?

What?

The pants can stay down or they can go back up.

Your call, my guy.

So, um... Where'd you... Where'd you move from?

I was a park ranger back in Santa Cruz.

I loved bein' around trees, you know?

Gettin' in touch with my roots.

Oh, yeah, to... totally.

Mmm.

You're really cute, man.

Thanks.

You're from here, right?

Yeah.

In town for Thanksgiving.

I needed a break from my family.

I don't celebrate Thanksgiving.

Never saw the point.

You eat a lot of turkey?

Not, not a fan.

That's all right.

I'll give you some meat tonight.

You want to make out?

Um...

Shouldn't we wait for your friend?

Ain't no harm in getting a head start.

Three-way.

What?

Um.

I mean, do you have three ways a lot?

First time?

Don't worry.

I'll follow your lead.

Do you like it...

...soft?

Or rough?

Medium.

'Atta boy.

So, I was thinking maybe we could all try...

(indinstinct)

You cool with that?

Sorry, what?

You good if we try that?

Um.

Ye... yeah, yeah, sure.

Whoa.

Really, dude?

You're kinky.

My friend's been wanting to try that on me for months,

but I don't got the balls.

That's him.

Let me go get him.

Balls.

How you doin' hot stuff?

Good.

Hey there.

What's your name?

(indinstict)

- David? - It's Trystan.

- Trenton. - Wait, so Derek?

- Yeah? - Or Trenton?

Who?

- Are you David? - I'm Noah.

So it's Trenton?

- Who? - I thought you were Trystan?

I'm still trying to figure out who David is.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Uh-huh.

God, you are so sexy.

So...

Where are you from?

Um.

Hello?

Hi.

- He's from here. - I'm from here.

He good?

- He's visiting family. - I'm visiting family.

I'll take it from here, Kayla. Thanks.

- Yeah, I'm so good. - Nice.

It's Caleb.

Mmm-hmm.

Are you good?

Yeah.

Where are you from?

I'm from here.

Oh, my gosh. What a crazy coincidence.

I'm actually from here, too.

I was just in Santa Cruz...

- ...doing some valuable work... - Love that for you, Layla.

So, what do you like to do for fun, handsome?

Um, well, I love to surf.

I've been doing it since I was a kid.

Oh, my gosh. Me too.

- Get out! - No way?

That's awesome. What're your favorite spots to hit?

Oh, gosh. You know, I just love…

Like, you know, there's just, like, the pier, like...

There's the cutest spot by that one...

You know, there's just too many to pick, you know?

Pick one.

I'm just kidding.

It's, like, asking what your favorite movie is, right?

- Oh my gosh, I love movies. - Yeah, me too.

- No way? - What's your favorite?

Oh my gosh.

Stop! You're too funny.

- No, you are. - No, you are.

- No, you are. - No, you are.

- Wanna make out? - No, you are.

Hell, yeah.

Um... hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Are you gonna tell me where you're from?

- I'm from here. - He's from here.

Oh, nice.

Looks like we're all from here.

I thought you were from Santa Barbara.

Cruz. Santa Cruz.

Okay.

No, I only lived up there a while.

That reminds me you still have to take me there sometime, mister.

Oh.

- I'll take you, all right. - Yeah?

- You wanna take me, hotshot? - Yes.

You gonna take me, baby?

- Oh, I'm definitely gonna take you. - You're gonna take me?

- I'm taking you. - Take me, then.

- I'm taking you. - Take me.

Just take him already.

Um, guys?

Mind if I...

You animal!

What the...?

Wait.

Let's put on some music.

Good idea.

- Uh, what do you wanna listen to? - I don't know, something sexy.

Oh, God, he said something sexy!

Is he alright?

Hmm?

Look.

Uh, he'll be fine.

Is he on something?

I think he smoked too much.

Should we do something?

No, it looks like he's having a good time.

Alright, maybe we should...

Shh. Kiss me harder.

Guys.

Guys.

Screw it.

You're up.

I was worried.

You were?

Smoked a little too much, huh?

Oh, God.

Did I...

...lick the table?

Among other things.

Oh, God. That's so embarrassing.

Actually, it was pretty funny.

I should get going.

Hey, sorry about earlier.

Just ignoring you and all.

Caleb sort of brings out the wild side in me.

Are you guys together?

Oh, God, no. No.

Um, we just hook up sometimes.

I was gonna say, what do you see him?

He's nice, but not really my type for anything serious.

Are you okay?

Your eyes are all puffy. Were you crying?

No.

Yeah, maybe.

Is everything okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine.

I don't want to bother you with my shit.

It's not a bother.

That's nice.

Anyways.

I'm gonna head out.

Sorry for being weird.

Have a good one.

You sure you'll be okay?

I'll be fine.

Hey, um...

I didn't get a chance to tell you this earlier, but...

...I think you're really cute.

Gimme your phone.

Alright, well, there's my number, in case you ever wanna

get coffee or something sometime.

Really?

- After all that? - It was adorable.

Not what I would call it.

Wait, what is your name?

We never settled on that.

It's Derek.

David?

Noah.

Close.

Mmm, not really.

Well.

Wait.

Are these yours?

Oh, yeah. Thanks.

Let me.

Well, text me sometime, Derek.

Okay.