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Shit.

Crap.

It's my mom.

I should probably take this.

Do you mind?

Oh, no, no, no, go ahead.

Okay.

Hey, Mom?

I'll call you back later.

I'm busy right now.

Uh-huh.

No, I still don't know where he is.

Okay.

Bye.

Sorry about that.

- Everything okay? - My dad went MIA.

She's mad at him. Long story.

Sounds like it.

- This is your room? - Mmm-hmm.

Cute decorations.

I'm a big fan of Halloween.

Oh, yeah.

Well, then happy Halloween then.

- Oh. - Oh. Oh, crap, I'm so sorry.

- I should probably take these out, huh? - Yeah, do that.

Oh, yeah, okay.

Let me just...

Sorry.

They're really in there.

Ew.

Oh! Ew.

That was so unsexy. I'm so sorry.

That was funny.

Sorry.

Oh, oh, God.

- Sorry. Here we go. Okay. Yep. - You good?

Yeah, yeah. You good?

- Yeah. - Okay.

Stupid button.

Here. Let me.

- I guess it's my turn to look unsexy. - Here.

- Pull harder. - I am.

- Ow, ow, ow. - Sorry.

My ear.

Ow.

We are a mess.

I know.

- Ow. - You good?

Yeah.

- Here. Let me help you. - Okay.

Oh, yeah. There you go.

Careful.

Oh, yeah.

- Mmm-hmm. There you go.

Felix? Oh!

- Oh, crap! - Derek?

Ever heard of knocking Colette?

- Well, well, well. Giddy up, cowboy. - Get out.

- Got a snake in your boot? - Get out!

Okay.

I am so sorry.

Oh, god. That was so embarrassing.

- Do you know her? - I've known her for years.

She's definitely going to bombard me with questions after this.

Are you guys close?

Yeah.

She's my best friend.

Oh, wait.

Are you Derek?

- Yeah. - Oh, yeah.

She's told me a lot about you.

- Oh, has she? - Don't worry.

All good things.

Wait, how do you know her?

She's my friend's girlfriend.

- You're friends with Henry? - Yeah!

We've been on the same volleyball team for years.

Wait, volleyball?

- Are you Felix? - Yeah.

I guess we should have introduced ourselves earlier.

Oh, so you're Henry's cute best friend she always jokes about

having a three-way with.

- Yeah, it makes him... - That makes sense.

- ...so jealous. - Really?

Yeah. He knows I'm bi, so I think he feels threatened or something.

- That's dumb. - Yeah.

You know, Colette never told me how cute her best friend is.

Now, where were we?

Oh, wait.

Wait. Let me just...

Okay.

- Oh, you know what? - Hmm?

Yeah, I should go talk to her.

Whoa, woah, woah. What's the rush?

I should tell her what's going on.

She'll be fine.

It's much more fun in here, right?

Yeah. Uh-huh.

Oh, crap. Let me see.

Shit.

Oh! Oh, crap.

- Shit. Oh my god, are you okay? - Yeah.

- I'm so sorry. - I'm okay.

Oh my god!

Do you want me to get you some ice or something?

Can you just...

Can you just get me a wet towel from the bathroom?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.

Okay.

Here.

Thanks.

- Yeah, that's better. - Yeah?

Mmm-hmm.

I'm so sorry.

My phone dropped and I went to pick it up, but...

Don't worry about it. It's fine.

Do you want me to go?

No. Stay.

I'm curious.

Mm-hmm.

Would you have a three-way with Colette and Henry?

Henry would never.

I know, but, like... I don't know.

If he changed his mind?

- If he changed his mind. - Yeah.

Hmm.

- Yeah. - Yeah?

- Yeah, I would. - Yeah?

Would you?

Have a three-way with Colette and Henry? Um...

Yeah, no.

That'd be like having sex with my sister.

But what about Henry?

- You don't think he's hot? - Well, yeah, he's hot, but I don't know.

He's... he's a jerk, and he's way too straight for me.

What about with two other guys?

No, I'd be way too nervous.

Well, I guess it's a good thing it's just the two of us then.

- How's the eye? - Better, I think.

Yeah? Let me see.

What? Is it that bad?

- It's huge. - Really?

I think it's bleeding on the inside.

No way!

- Wait. - What?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

What?

Were you joking?

- Yeah, it's fine. - Jerk!

- I had to. - Oh, you had to?

Yeah.

Ignore it.

Mmm-hmm.

Oh, come on!

Can we please just have one second of peace?

Just answer it.

- Let me check who it is. - Mmm-hmm.

- Who is it? - My mom.

- I'll call her back. - Okay.

Shit.

- You should answer it. - Yeah?

- Sorry. - It's okay.

I'll wait.

Yeah, hello?

Mom?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What?

Slow down.

He what?

Are you sure?

Okay, relax.

It'll be fine.

I'll call Dad, okay?

Okay.

Bye.

Sorry about that.

I'm guessing your dad isn't MIA anymore.

Apparently, he just called my mom back after several months and said that he went

to Mexico after breaking up with his boyfriend.

Oh, wait, his boyfriend?

Wait.

Your dad's gay?

Yeah.

And your mom knows?

Sorry, they're divorced.

They split up a long time ago.

Sounds like your dad took the breakup pretty hard if he fled the country.

I don't know. Apparently, he was dating some boy toy he never told us about.

A... a boy toy?

Yeah, you know, like a dumb young guy who goes for older men.

Yeah, yeah. I know what a boy toy is.

Wh... why do you have to say it like that, though?

Like what?

Like, it's a bad thing?

It's just weird.

What's so weird about it?

I don't know. It's just weird, isn't it?

No.

- Plus, all they're ever after is money. - So?

Is that such a bad thing?

- Why are you so upset about this? - I'm just saying.

I... I don't think it's weird.

And not every young guy who dates older guys is out for money.

And even if they were, who cares?

Okay.

I'm sorry. Did I say something to offend you?

No.

No, no. You know what?

Yeah, yeah, you did. I like older guys.

I've been with older guys. So what?

Does that make me weird?

- Yeah, right. - I'm serious.

No, you're not.

You dont even know me. We just met.

- Why? - Why what?

Why are you into guys old enough to be your dad?

It doesn't matter why.

Point is, I like to fuck older men, and they like to fuck me.

Yeah, that's right.

I fuck dads, stepdads, daddies.

I fuck grandpas, papis, fathers, pops, pas, pas, poppas. You name it.

Who knows? Maybe I've even fucked your dad.

I just broke up with one not too long ago, so it'd track.

- You did? - Yep.

What are you doing?

Did you fuck him?

You... he... he's your dad.

William's your dad?

How do you know his name?

How do you think?

You fucked my dad.

You fucked my dad!

William's your dad?

But you don't look anything like the picture he showed me of his son.

The white guy? That's my brother.

Okay, sorry for assuming his other son looked like him.

I'm adopted, you prick.

That's crystal clear now!

Oh, God.

I gave you a blowjob.

I just blew the guy that my dad's been fucking for...

How long were you two even together?

Two years.

Two years?

Out of all the daddies out there, you had to go fuck mine?

Okay, take it easy.

It's not that big of a deal.

It's a huge deal.

If I had known you were the guy my dad was whoring around with, I never

would have invited you in here.

- Excuse me, did you just call me a whore? - I...

That's not...

- I didn't mean... - No, no.

You did mean to.

No, I didn't call you a whore.

Don't put words in my mouth.

I'm just...

I'm just trying to process everything.

Well, if I'm a whore, then you might as well call your dad one because guess what?

- News flash, he likes younger men. - Shut up.

No, he doesn't.

Oh, he loves younger men, and they love him, and why wouldn't they?

- He's hot! - Don't call my dad hot.

Why does it freak you out so much?

Because he's my dad?

Get over it!

There's plenty of older and younger people who date each other.

Why can't you just stick to people your own age like a normal person?

Why can't you grow up and get over yourself?

You think loving someone has anything to do with their age?

You didn't love him. You were after his money.

That's not true.

How dare you!

How dare you take advantage of him.

How did I take advantage of him?

A lonely divorced guy with a ton of money and no one to spend it on?

Okay, okay. Stop acting all high and mighty.

I know all about your trust fund, okay?

Don't pretend like you don't live off his money.

And even if I was with him for the money, don't you think I would have stayed?

You probably got bored and moved on.

You think you know everything, don't you?

Then what happened?

Like you care.

No. Go ahead.

Tell me.

- Why don't you ask him yourself? - No.

I want to hear from you.

I did him a favor by ending things.

What does that mean?

He wasn't happy.

I wonder why.

No, not because I was using him.

I loved him, and I know he loved me.

He lifted me out of one of the darkest times of my life and helped

me find my light again. Of course, we fell in love.

I just think...

...after a while, he wanted something different.

He got distant.

He was in the closet for so long before.

I think he wanted to see other people.

Do things differently.

He knew it would break my heart so I did it for him.

I told him it was okay.

I told him he could let me go.

I told him I understood.

It hurt, but I did.

And I know it hurt him, too.

How long ago was this?

A couple of months ago, like I said before.

Does it still hurt?

I lie to myself every day and tell myself it doesn't, but I know it does.

You really loved him?

Yeah, I did.

He disappeared after you.

I'm sorry.

- What? - What are the chances, huh?

You and I meeting tonight.

Small world.

Even smaller one...

...when you suck dick.

He said that to you too?

All the time.

It's true, isn't it?

Yeah.

We really couldn't catch a break tonight, huh?

What do you mean?

You know, Colette barging in, the phone calls.

Your eye.

Probably for the best.

Yeah.

Definitely for the best.

- Oh. - Speak of the devil.

Is it him?

Well, I guess that's my cue.

What?

You don't want to stay for this?

Yeah, no. Thanks.

See you later.

Hey. Wait.

Aren't you going to answer that?

I'll call him back.

I just...

I wanted to say sorry about what I said earlier.

I didn't mean to be such a dick.

It's fine.

You're not the first person to tell me how they feel about me dating an older guy.

Yeah.

Maybe we'll see each other around?

Maybe.

Hey.

When you talk to him, can you tell him something for me?

Sure.

What?

Can you just tell him that it's okay?

That...

That we're okay.

Of course.

Thanks.

- Yeah. - See you later.

Yup. See you, Derek.

Hey, Dad.

How's Mexico?

No, you're not interrupting anything.

Just a party.