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Benji!

Surprise!

What are you doing here?

I couldn't let you spend your twenty-first alone.

It's almost 11.

Yeah--

Which means we've only got an hour to get pissed.

Don't you have a midterm tomorrow?

Nah, it's irrelevant.

Where's your pool?

Wait--

You're telling me--

You have this whole place to yourself and you're not going to throw a party?

You know, I'm not much of a partier.

Plus, I got a lot of homework--

I really need to get back to.

Come on. You can take a small study break?

I brought biscuit!

All right, fine, but only for a little bit.

Pool?

Yeah!

Your face was fantastic.

What are you talking about?

When you came up to the door and you saw me, it was absolutely fantastic.

What do you expect? I wasn't-- I didn't know you were coming.

All right, First shot goes to the birthday boy!

Oh, OK.

Oh. Oh, God. Oh, that's awful.

- You'll get used to it. - Oh,

God, you make it look so easy.

I mean, didn't you drink when you were in high school or when you...

first got to uni?

Not, really? I don't really like the taste.

Well yeah, you don't drink for the taste, you drink because it's fun!

Oh, fun huh?

Yeah, so much fun.

Why did I take this?

Do I have to?

Yeah, you have to.

Oh, do I have to?

Yeah--

I mean, it's basically a crime in America if you don't get absolutely--

pissed on your twenty-first.

(long sigh) All right, fine.

Oh, no, no, no. You got to do more than that, that was weak.

Oh, come on. Fine.

I hate you.

No, you don't.

That's not funny!

It's hilarious. Don't be so dramatic.

God, you're such a bad influence on me.

Don't act like you don't like it.

Time for a biscuit!

I love a biscuit!

Do you want a biscuit?

Sure.

You animal, you can't just bite into it!

Why not?

You have to lick the cream off first, like this.

Wow, you're really getting into that.

13 grams of sugar just for two of these?

Oh, my God, you Americans and your sweets.

What are you talking about? You Brits love your sweets.

Yeah, but not-- not like that.

That's, that's ridiculous.

Well, I guess us Americans are good for something then.

Yeah, something.

So besides absurd amounts of sugar,

why else did you choose to study abroad here?

The, um.., cute American boys.

(Hayden Magnum - Columbian Gold playing)

Oh, hey. Oh, I love this song!

Oh, hey. Oh, I love this song! I lied, I know

Now, come on-- I lied, I know

let’s dance! Made some words up on the low

Let's dance. Oh. Oh. Made some words up on the low

Let's dance. Oh. Oh. Always caught me feeling low

I've been sleeping and dreaming

Getting cloudy on the weekend

Sick of all the thinking so let's not

Just give into that feeling

Baby, we got nothing to lose

So maybe I can lose myself in you

- I think it's time for a birthday boy's splash! Give into the feeling

We got nothing that I would do

Till all the sexual tension leaves the room

So, baby, let me lose myself in you

I wish, you knew

It's a controversial truth

- You had that coming. It's a controversial truth

You're feeling needed,

Or you feel unused?

- Come on in! - Or you feel unused?

- Come on in! - Uh, no thanks. I'm good.

If waking up is rough

- Ah, that was something! If waking up is rough

- I'm sure it is. If waking up is rough

- I'm sure it is. You're the pills in my coffee cup

I wish my caffeine was enough

- Give me a hug! I wish my caffeine was enough

- No. I wish my caffeine was enough

- I think it's time for a birthday hug! - No, no.

- Benji, stop! Benji, no! - I've been sleeping and dreaming

Getting cloudy on the weekend

Sick of all the thinking so let's not

Just give into that feeling

Baby, we got nothing to lose

So maybe I can lose myself in you

Give into the feeling

We got nothing that I would do

- Stop, stop, stop, wait-- We got nothing that I would do

Till all the sexual tension leaves the room

- I need to tell you something, come here. Till all the sexual tension leaves the room

- No, I don't trust you. Till all the sexual tension leaves the room

So baby, let me lose myself in you

And I wish that I could be patient

Wish I could be harnessed

with myself

'Cause certainly you're fine

You just staying my type of lady

You've been on my mind

Just give into that feeling

Baby, we got nothing to lose

So maybe I can lose myself in you

Give into the feeling

We got nothing that I would do

- Uh, I'm getting cold. We got nothing that I would do

- I'm going to get us some towels. Till all the sexual tension leaves the room

Give into the feeling

Just give into the feeling...

There you go. Ooh, cold.

I can't do this, Benji.

Can't do what?

This.

Whatever's going on between us,

We haven't even done anything yet.

I know, but I want to, and that's the problem.

Why is that a problem?

Because,

Because... why?

We wouldn't work.

Why not?

Because...!

Because...

Because... you--

Because...?

You go back to London next month, and I don't know--

I just don't see how it can work once you're gone.

I won't be gone forever. I'll come back.

I know, but it's more than that.

I just I don't I don't think we're right for each other.

All right. So you don't want me then?

No, of course I do.

All right, brilliant.

I want you. You want me?

What's the problem?

You don't want me.

Yeah--

- Yeah, I do. - No, you don't.

I'm fucked up, Benji.

Stop it.

Why would you say that?

Because it's true.

Derek,

You're not fucked up, okay?

I don't want to hurt you.

You're not going to hurt me.

You say that now, but what about six months from now?

What if we fight and you end up hating me?

I could never hate you.

Well, then you don't really know me.

You don't know what I've done.

I'm sure wherever it is--

is not half as bad as you think.

What if you leave me?

Derek...

I need you to trust me.

Okay, can you do that?

Can you trust me?

Yeah?

Close your eyes.

Why?

Just do it.

All right. Fine.

No peeking.

I'm not going to peek.

No peeking.

I'm- I'm not.

Peeking?

No-- I don't know what you're talking about.

There it goes.

(Singing) Happy birthday to you,

happy birthday to you, happy birthday, dear Derek.

Happy birthday to you.

Oh, no! Just-- make a wish.

What did you wish for?

I can't tell you that, it won't come true.

Ugh, tastes like match.

Here, let me see it.

What, no, mine!

Just hold it right there.--

Just open your mouth.

Hold it, right there.

Oh, I love America.

(Hayden Magnum - Columbian Gold Playing) Give into that feeling

Baby, we got nothing to lose

So maybe I can lose myself in you

Give into the feeling

We got nothing that I would do

Till all the sexual tension leaves the room

So, baby, let me lose myself in you

I wish, you knew

It's a controversial truth

You're feeling needed,

Or you feel unused?

If waking up is rough

You're the pills in my coffee cup

I wish my caffeine was enough

I've been sleeping and dreaming

Getting cloudy on the weekend

Sick of all the thinking so let's not

Just give into that feeling

Baby, we got nothing to lose

So maybe I can lose myself in you

Give into the feeling

We got nothing that I would do

Till all the sexual tension leaves the room

So baby, let me lose myself in you

And I wish

that I could be patient

Wish I could be harnessed...