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If you hear swish, swish, swish

at night in the bush,

that's your warning that Okhohkhwa is close.

The legend goes like this.

Back in the day,

some drunk dude was stumbling home on the train tracks

when suddenly, this light flashes...

- ...and a train is

barrelling towards him so fast that when it hits him,

psshh, it splits him in half,

leaving only his legs behind.

Since then, some people have witnessed

a pair of legs when they're in the bush,

wandering, forever in search of its upper half.

I used to think that was the scariest thing

to come out of my rez,

until I could feel the hundreds of years' worth of rage

flowing through me, my people's rage

just sizzling below the surface,

ready to burst!

But thankfully,

through the combination of therapy, CBD oil,

and snuggles from my emotional support cat, Potato,

I'm good!

I've learned how to channel that rage

into making cool videos like this for all of yous.

So, hashtag like, follow, and share.

Mwah.

So, I think it's a good time to reintroduce myself.

My name is Ziggy,

and it's short for Katsihkwí:io,

which in my language translates to "nice turnip."

I come from a long line of farmers, so...

And I'm continuing their tradition

of bringing the food to the people

by being a food bicycle delivery person

in the big city of Toronto,

and when I'm not kicking it with my cat, Potato,

I'm usually diving deep into my people's history.

And the darker the better.

While we're here, I'd like to clear up something.

So, my people have been referred to as cannibals.

Yeah. Okay. Sure.

We ate the hearts of our enemies,

but only the enemies

who didn't bitch out when we were torturing them.

And another special thing that we would do

to our lovely torture victims is

we would take the black stuff at the bottom of a fire pit,

the soot, and we would paint their faces with it

when we were for sure going to finish them off.

So, this is your warning, guys.

If you find yourself tied to a post

with a big, roaring fire at your feet

and black soot on your face,

you're for sure going to fucking die.

So, some of you might know that

I recently signed this very big contract

with this huge company called Nature's Oath Seed Corporation,

and I was very, very excited about the whole thing.

But at the time, I didn't realize

that this company is actually pure evil.

And, uh...

this...

this is what you'll be making per post.

Holy shit.

I mean, excuse my language.

Man 1: It's okay.

Man with towel: So, it'll be minimum

three posts a week for six months.

So, that's, what... 72 posts?

You could spread...

Yeah.

Graham Greene on TV: Police investigators

invariably try to use logic to solve a crime,

but occasionally, they come across a case

that on the surface at least, makes no sense at all.

In the spring of 1992,

a young woman struggles to explain

what has just happened to her.

She tells police that when her aunt and uncle

failed to attend a recent family gathering,

she volunteered to go to their Toronto home.

Once there, she made a horrible discovery.

The cause of death for Derek and Julie Palmer

is anything but natural.

Ziggy.

Ziggy.

- Ziggy, wake the fuck up.

You're snoring.

Hey there, my girl.

Hey...

Graham...

Greene.

Fuck. I got to stop watching that show before bed.

Hi to all my lovely followers.

I made an announcement that I have an exciting new partnership

to share with y'all, and--

Y'all?

So, I mentioned recently that I have

an exciting new partnership to share with you all,

and maybe you can guess who it is

by all this exciting, beautiful, new swag

that they gave me.

Cute!

Ooh.

A little pot to plant a seed.

Which one should I plant and grow? Uh...

Pole beans.

Actually, no. I wanna do butternut squash.

We're gonna do butternut squash.

My one little butternut squash seed.

Doo, doo, doo.

Take a look at that. Wow.

You can follow me, and we can watch this plant grow.

Did it work yet? Oh, hey!

What's up?

Hey, big city princess! Just checking in on you!

Wow. Who taught you how to use a camera phone?

Oh, Nookie did. He gave me his old phone.

Fancy.

Welcome to the future.

I know, huh? I'm like you. Check it out.

Hey, everybody.

Come get ready with me to go fishing down the road.

Hey, Zigs. You got to come home.

Why?

Aunty Mama extended her trip to New Zealand,

and somebody's gotta watch the house.

What's she doing down there, anyways?

Well, she's getting laid, bro. I don't know.

Fuck. It's those Maori men, you know?

- Why can't you do it? - I got fishing to do!

Yeah. It's imperative I make it.

The carp are coming up the river right now, post spawn.

That means they had sex.

Come on. I got work to do.

I'm getting a shitload of money to post videos.

I need the internet.

Well, see? There you go right there!

You can work out here!

We got loads of internet out here!

Yeah, rez internet.

Hey, urban Indian. It is the internet still.

Suck it up, bro.

Hit me up when you get to Club Rez, okay?

Fine.

Check you later, big city princess.

Okay. Ó:nen.

All right, Potato.

I guess we got to go back to the homeland.

♪ I wanna change ♪

♪ You can put it on my grave ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm not, no sittin' down in there today ♪

♪ And I got that purple rage ♪

♪ Don't wanna to know ♪

♪ You ♪

♪ Wanna know you ♪

♪ You don't know me ♪

♪ You don't know me, man ♪

♪ You try and stop me ♪

♪ But I'm not dead ♪

♪ You try to change ♪

♪ And all your friends have gone away ♪

♪ But Liz and Ben and Tone are here to stay ♪

♪ And we got that purple rage ♪

♪ 'Cause only in time ♪

♪ You won't recognize ♪

Thank you.

Cheese!

You know that girl?

Who, uh, Ziggy?

Yeah. Grew up together.

She's fucking badass.

She's got a mean shot, too.

You definitely want her on your team, man.

Why? What's up?

Radio DJ: Hey, good morning!

So, I got some news out there for yous all

listening in Pine River Rez.

Me and my old lady, Merna, we split up.

No! It's okay! It's okay. I think I'll be all right.

I want to thank you all out there for your concern.

She said it takes a good, strong man

to handle a Mohawk woman.

I'm like, damn. How about just real good-looking?

Anyways, I can't afford a bus back to Akwesasne,

so you're all stuck with me.

So, join me in my heartbreak.

This next track goes out to my lost love.

-Ziggy!

I heard you were coming home!

Holy! You look real right on.

Yeah, well you look good, too.

Just leave the change on the counter.

I'm right in the middle of prepping this guy

for an acetone bath.

- Want to check it out? - Yeah.

- Hey. - Whoa. Nice.

Bandit showed me those videos and things

you been making.

- Really? He did? - Yeah.

So, are you sticking around for a bit, or what?

No. I probably gotta get back to a steady internet connection,

'cause you know, rez Wi-Fi is kind of meh.

I got this job that requires good internet,

because, uh, I'm an influencer now.

What?

It's like a...

...a... It's like a...

um...

You know what? It doesn't matter.

Well, it's a shame you have to rush off.

I'm sure Bandit would want to see you.

Well, he knows where to find me.

Mm. Can I get a selfie with you?

- How do I look? - Amazing.

All right, then.

- Hey.

- Cute! - Oh, I just look wild.

All right.

Wiz is picking me up, so I'll see you soon.

Okay, my girl!

Call me if you need anything!

Okay! Ó:nen.

Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

You tell that cousin of yours to get his ass back here

and clear up his tab!

- Okay! Jeesh.

Zig-aroni and cheese!

The Notorious ZIG!

- Oh, hey, Nookie. How are you? - Good. Good.

So good to see you. You look good.

- Thanks. Thanks. - Oh, what?

You been working out? You want me to--

Yeah. Go ahead.

- Ooh. - Ooh.

So, you're housesitting for Wiz while he's fishing?

- I am. Yep. - Cool. Cool.

Oh. Can I get a selfie with you?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just got to fix my hair.

You know, just need some content and whatnot.

Cheese!

- Awesome. - Cool.

Whose fancy-ass ride is that over there?

They ain't from around here, eh?

Oh, yeah. Just some dude's car couldn't handle

the dirt roads a couple kilometres back. Fuck.

- I'm just giving him a hand. - Nice.

Thinking he'll be shit out of luck, though, because, uh,

I told him he needs a fucking Jimson saddle sludge pump.

I don't even know what the fuck that is,

- but he needs it, so...

Hey, hey, look who it is!

Hey! Leave my cousin alone, you fucker!

What? I can take care of myself.

I don't know about that. I think the city made you soft.

- Shut up. - Ow.

-'Sup, cuz. -Hey.

Look at you, all fucking fancy-looking.

-What? - Oh, yeah.

Just 'cause I'm wearing a skirt, or what?

'Sup, Nookie nips? You're wearing a clean shirt today.

Man. Fuck you, man. Only your aunty calls me that.

Have a good time fishing, Wiz.

Stock up on that carp, eh?

- Yeah, yeah. - Zigs so great seeing you, eh?

Yes. I'll see you soon, okay?

Let's roll!

Hey, careful with that. It's all my good sweats.

Hey, my AC is out,

so we're gonna have to roll the windows down.

All right. Careful. Precious cargo.

- What's up, tater tots?

Oh, yeah. Bev told me to tell you you have to go inside

and pay your tab. So, I'd do that if I were you.

Oh, shit.

I suppose I should go take care of that, huh?

Hell yeah. She's scary.

All right.

-Whoa. Rude!

It's your ass, not mine.

Where you going fishing, anyways?

I'm going for that Asian carp, bro.

I should tell you that every time I post about Carpe Dee Yum,

everyone's like, "Where can I get me some of that stuff?"

- Really? - Yeah! Hell yeah!

You know, Carpe Dee Yum is going to feed

the whole cat nation like that

and also deal with these colonizer fish at the same time.

- Yeah.

Smart.

I always loved your infused waters.

Oh, wait. Hold on. Hold on.

What's that? I didn't quite catch that.

I said I always loved your infused waters!

Oh! Yeah, you're damn right you do.

That's got sage and, uh, sweet grass in it.

Oh, yeah. Sweet grass?

- Yeah. - Just real tradish.

Radio DJ: Hey, everyone out there!

You heard our girl Ziggy is back in the homeland.

Ooh-whee! Aw, yeah!

What the hell?

Radio DJ: Back from the big city.

- Did you tell them? - Hell no!

The rez, man, it sees all.

Radio DJ: Welcome home, Ziggy, from all two of us

here at Pine River Rez Radio.

So proud of you.

Love all those videos you do,

but I wouldn't want to be on your bad side,

because some of those are dang scary.

Anyways, here's your most requested song

from back in the day.

- Oh!

Ah!

- There it is! - My jam!

There it is!

Classic.

Welcome to the rez, cuz.

This part.

- West coast.

- What's going on?

Why are we stopped here?

Bro, the landline up at the house is pretty good,

but if you need to send any texts or email,

you better do it now, because...

internet's kind of spotty up there.

What?

It's rez internet, you know?

What are you going to do? Whatever.

Whoa. Hey. No fucking--

Not-- not around here, all right?

I've created a safe space.

Yeah.

I'm gonna punch face if I don't get some fucking internet.

Hey! Don't slam my door!

Upload failed.

What the fuck?

Wiz!

Oh, my God. I can't even deal with this shit.

Wiz! Upload failed!

Come on, man!

I told you that I needed internet!

I have this super big job with this huge company,

and it's imperative that I make this post today!

It's day one! I signed, like, a fucking contract!

Like, this shit is legit!

You know what I'm saying?

I'm so close to financial security,

I can, like, almost taste it! I can almost taste it!

I just want to get out of the apartment that I'm in,

get a nice bigger one with a balcony

that doesn't smell like fucking pizza!

And I can stop doing food bicycle deliveries!

Fuck! Do you know how fucking tired I am?

Yeah, but I bet you have really good calves!

You should go up in the deer stand over there.

You'll probably get better reception.

It's the sweet spot.

Serious!

Yeah!

I'm gonna kill someone if I don't get internet

and if I get a fucking tick out here...

What's up? You good?

Yeah. I am now.

Good 'cause, you know,

you're fricking annoying when you're upset.

You know that, right?

And between you and I,

you look kind of ugly.

What's this new gig, anyway?

I don't know. It's some seed company that reached out to me.

They liked my videos, I guess.

Yeah? Like, uh, you doing your makeup

and, uh, showing people your outfits and stuff?

Yeah, and my ones with Potato.

Yeah. They're some company that's doing some initiative

to target more people to buy their seeds or something.

"Or something"? What does that mean?

I don't know.

All's I know is, I'm getting paid, dude.

- Like, well paid.

Yeah. You already mentioned that.

Oh, and they sent me home with this giant box of swag.

Look. Check it out.

- Oh, shit. - Yeah.

Fuck yeah.

I'm, like, a brand ambassador for seeds.

Wait. Wait. That's...

What's that? That's the logo?

- Yeah, Nature's Oath-- - Nature's--

Nature's Oath Seed Corporation.

Nature's Oath Seed Corpor-- That's who you's working with?

I know! They're big, eh?

Are you fucking serious, Ziggy?

- Yeah! - No! No!

They're, like, fucking the enemy!

They basically own half the world!

They-- they control the seed

to control the food to control the people.

Hanio. Come on, now.

-No! It's serious! - No way! They're not the enemy!

They're doing all kind of cool shit.

- I looked at their website.

They say all kind of, like,

great shit that they're doing, you know?

They got the seed distribution initiative that

they have going on, and they're also teaching people

how to grow their own food.

I mean, there's, like, a bazillion people on the planet.

Somebody's gotta feed them, so--

Well, they're not going to put it on their website.

What are they gonna do?

"We colonized the world."

Ah, whatever. Look.

I'm sorry to say this, cuz,

but they are the enemy.

Nature's Oath is at the forefront of developing

this whole fucking with heirloom seeds technology.

Once they acquire a seed,

they genetically modify it so that you can't save the seed

to replant it or trade it.

You have to literally buy it from them every single year.

They're patenting this stuff.

It's fucked up.

Mm. You know what else is fucked up?

Is that you fucking should know better, Ziggy.

You literally come from a long line of farmers...

farmer.

Finally.

None of that shit is true.

I looked them up on the internet,

and nothing like that came up on there.

Duh!

Because they got people in a bunker underneath the CN Tower,

like, wiping the internet of that shit.

What, is the 5G stealing our thoughts, too?

Should I suit up in tin foil or what?

Oh, you laugh, but I'm so, so, so, so right on this.

All's I'm saying, little cuz, is,

you got to be careful around these people.

They're not our friends.

I know.

Oh, uh, by the way,

Aunty Mama's car is out of commission.

- What? - Yeah.

Of course it is.

But your bike's underneath the porch, though.

Ah, I love the rez. Never need a key.

Oh, yeah. There's this.

You still know how to use one of these, right?

- Yeah. - Ah, just kidding.

I know you're a fucking beast with it.

Um, there's, like, one or two rounds in it,

but I'm going to be taking the rest of it with me

to the camp, you know, just in case a fucking moose

tries to roll up on me. I'll be ready.

Mm-hmm.

All right. Are you done?

I got to pray for it first.

I'm kidding. I'll put it down right here.

All right. I'm just going to grab a couple things,

and then I'm going to hit the road.

I'm hungry.

What the hell? There's nothing to eat here.

There's just mustard and condiments.

You're acting like you're brand new around here.

You know the rules.

You hungry? Cook.

Awesome. Stocked.

So, when are you gonna be back, anyways?

- Why? You gonna be scared? - Of what?

Oh, fuck. You're gonna be scared of Okhohkhwa.

Oh, my God. Why would you even say that?

Now, that's all I'm gonna be thinking about.

The fucking flying head.

Shut up! Shut up!

Fucking settle down, all right?

City girl here, huh?

I'm only going to gone maybe a couple days, tops,

just until I get a big haul in.

Cool.

I'm gonna put this fucking business on the map, son!

That's what's up!

Carpe Dee Yum!

Fuck. It's good to see you, cuz.

You good?

Yeah. I'm okay.

Let's take a selfie.

I need content, okay? I need content.

- Are you serious? - Yes. Get over here.

Are you serious?

All right. Cheese!

'Kay, but for real,

are you really leaving me here without a car?

What if I need something?

Everything you could ever want is right here.

Fuck. Deal with it. You got this.

All right.

Hey, but for real, if you're hankering

for some snacks or stuff, just give Bev a call

down at the store. She'll hook it up.

- All right. You're right. - Oh.

Put it on my tab.

Fuck.

But on the real, be real careful out here,

'cause I've been hearing stuff around the house lately.

- Seriously? - Yeah.

- What? - Late at night,

I'll hear it outside.

Get out of here! Go on!

Potato, where you at?

Hey.

She sustains our bodies for long periods of time.

She protects the crops against predators.

My life's work.

...you guard these seeds with your life.

Especially these seeds.

They're the only known corn, beans, and squash seeds

of their kind.

Fuck.

Sneaky kitty.

Hello?

You stay here, Potato.

I got to stop smoking so much weed.

Potato!

A pair of brutal murders...

- A tissue stained with blood.

A mysterious list of names

and a rural eccentric apparently gone mad.

Can the police find him before he kills again?

Hey, my girl.

Welcome home.

It's been a long time.

Yeah.

Why don't you, uh, take a look outside?

Who are those people?

What the...

Weird.

Hmm.

Fuck.

All right.

Let's do this.

Hey, everyone! Time to get to work.

I'm going to prep this garden for planting.

Shit.

Oh.

Hello?

Hey!

How's New Zealand treating you?

That's good. I heard you're getting some.

I don't kiss and tell.

Heck yeah I am.

I heard there was a break-in down here.

Someone took off with some old seeds from a friend's house.

That's strange.

Yeah. It's got me worried about ours.

You better make sure that cellar is locked at all times.

Aunty Mama: When I'm good and ready.

Well, I just need to get back to better internet.

Ah, puddy cat.

Is the rez Wi-Fi acting up again?

Hanio. It doesn't even exist.

I don't know what to tell you, honey bunny.

Did Wiz show you that sweet spot in the deer stand?

Hen. I guess I'll take a ride over there.

That Maori man must be rubbing SPF in all the right places, eh?

I got to work on my tan.

Okay.

Uh... yeah. For sure.

Oh, sweetie.

Okay, Potato.

I love you so much.

Don't let anyone in, okay?

- Okay.

Full bars! Whoo!

Yeah.

Holy shit!

Hey there, cat.

You're a special-looking one, aren't you?

All right.

Nature's Oath Seed Corp.

Hmm. You looking for snuggles?

Yeah.

- Ah!

Wiz is right.

Shit.

Ah!

- Ah!

Ah! Ah!

They literally are the enemy.

Ah!

Ah, my ear!

Potato?

Oh, my God.

What the...

Potato?

Oh! No! Potato!

What the fuck?

Ziggy?

Bandit?

Oh, my God! Are you hurt? Did I hit you? Did I hit you?

No, no, no. I'm okay. I'm okay. Are you okay?

I don't know!

Someone killed Potato, and they smashed him up!

And they forgot their ear!

I saw. I saw.

Ion'wesen.

Well, hello.

How's Tina Keeper been treating you?

Holy shit, man!

What the hell happened to you? You don't look good, bro.

No shit.

Okay, I'll go get some bandages

or first aid or something in the store.

Some, uh, ground moose and two fresh sturgeon.

Not filleted, though,

but you remember how.

Mm-hmm.

Hey.

What the fuck, Bandit?

I'm still mad at you!

What, you want me to leave then?

No!

Somebody killed Potato

and smashed him with my bubba's war club!

Who would do something like that?!

What kind of twisted fucking person would do that?

And then, you want to hear something else?

Wanna hear a good one? I'm a fucking sell-out.

Me, I'm a sell-out!

I'm literally in bed with the fucking enemy,

like a goddamn fool.

And then, you come in here, looking all fucking like you do,

all hot and rugged, and expect me to just jump into your arms,

as if-- as if it slipped my mind, as if I just forgot

that you took my heart,

and you stomped on it, and you fucking set it on fire.

Ziggy, come on. You gotta--

Hey! Don't you follow me.

I don't want to see your stupid fucking face for a hot minute.

And don't you fucking go either!

I just need a minute.

All right.

Okay, they didn't have any alcohol or first aid kits,

but I did find some toilet paper

and a giant bottle of acetone

that Bev uses to bleach skulls and whatnot.

I also got some snacks, too, if you're hungry.

Oh, who did this to you, man?

Or what did this to you, I should say.

There was a fucking cat at your friend's house!

Hey, man, cat scratches and bites can be quite deadly, eh?

Probably need a tetanus shot, maybe even rabies.

Definitely need antibiotics, bro--

Just pour that acetone on me.

You sure, man? 'Cause you really don't look good, man.

Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.

Okay, well, you're gonna need to chomp on this.

It's medicine, bro.

It's gonna sting, man.

Hey. Nurse Nookie.

- Oh, shit.

Peanut?

What? Fuck, just come in.

What's with the hankie?

So, you don't have to look at my stupid fuckin' face.

Ziggy, I'm sorry.

Truly, I am.

For what? Do you even know what you're apologizing for?

Yeah.

What then?

Say it and look at me.

Fuck.

The miscarriage.

I should have been there every moment,

but I wasn't,

and I regret it every day you've been gone.

I just... It's just like it was...

...too much.

You know? I just couldn't handle it or something.

I freaked out.

I want to be there for you now, though.

I want to stick by your side, no matter what.

I want to make this work between us, I really do.

Why?

Because I care about you...

and I love you.

I missed you so much, baby.

I missed you too, fucker.

Hey. Hey.

- Hey

Sorry I couldn't let you crash on my couch, man.

I already got my brother,

his baby mama, and their three sets of twins staying over.

Their water ain't drinkable yet at their house, so...

Gotta stay safe, eh? Hashtag "rez life".

Anyways, I brought you this.

How you feeling today?

I'm telling you, bro, you really don't look good.

You need legit medical attention.

There's no time.

I need you to drive me to that... Ziggy girl's house.

Really? Ziggy?

- Interesting. - Yeah.

Do you know where they keep their seeds?

- Seeds? - Yeah.

Yeah. I know where they keep 'em.

- I can show you. - Great.

Let's fucking go.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down there.

What's in it for me? What's in it for Nookie baby?

How much do you want?

Well, let me think about that for a second.

Hundred... Hundred K?

All right. Drive.

Yeah?

Whoo! Okay, okay, okay!

I just gotta get my coat, uh, feed my dogs, and, uh,

I'll go see if my grandma's got some real bandages for your--

Okay. All right, I'm going. Nookie's goin'.

- Ah!

Holy!

Oh, my God. Graham, why are you lurking?

I'm not lurking.

Just, uh... call me Uncle G.

All right.

Uncle G, what's up?

Some people are coming here to take something...

very special from you.

They already took Potato.

My deepest condolences, kiddo, but, uh, something else,

something you must protect.

Is it the seeds?

It's the seeds, right?

Uncle G, is it the seeds?

Is it the seeds?

Come on, man, tell me.

He didn't deserve this.

Fuck.

I think I know who did this.

Okay.

The company that gave me this job as a brand ambassador.

So, what's this company?

Nature's Oath Seed Corporation?

Ziggy, those guys are serious.

They're gonna come back. We gotta be ready.

You mean, you're gonna help me?

Of course I'm gonna help you.

I meant it when I said I was gonna stick by your side,

no matter what.

Well, we gotta get our shit together.

Yello?

Hey, dude.

Hey, what's up, big city princess?

Uh, well, I guess you could say a lot is up because, um,

Bandit's here, for one.

Oh, shit.

Everything okay?

You want to put him on the phone?

I'll tell him he better not

fucking mess with my cousin again.

No, no, no. Everything's good. We talked. Everything's...

We sorted out our shit, so...

Um... Okay, don't be mad at me but

we really need you to come home, like, right now.

Why? What's going on? Come on! Fucking spill it!

Okay, so...

that seed company, the ones that you warned me about,

the ones that gave me that job?

They only hired me because Auntie Mama lives off-grid

and knew I'd lead them here.

They were just using me to get to her seeds.

Well, f-f-fuck! Yeah, of course, man!

I fucking told you not to mess with those people.

Wiz, what did I just fucking say?

We don't have time for this shit, alright?

Just get your ass back here. This ends tonight.

Alright, yeah, yeah. I'm coming, I'm coming.

Okay.

Hey, so, we have a gun, but no ammo.

So, I'll head home and grab all my gear, okay?

Wait, really?

It won't take long. I'll be gone max 40 minutes.

You got this.

And babe, don't forget...

you're a fucking badass.

Radio DJ: That's a new fave of mine.

Anyway, how's everyone in Pine River holding up today?

Hey, I got some great news, everyone.

Myrna's taking me back.

She said I can load up

all my garbage bags of clothes this weekend.

Crazy guy.

Radio DJ: So, I'm playing the next one

as an apology to the love my life.

Konnorónhkhwa Myrna.

♪ I'm sorry if I hurt you bad ♪

♪ I wasn't myself the other day ♪

♪ Now I'm alone and oh so sad ♪

♪ Since you up and walked away ♪

♪ I shouldn't have did what I done ♪

♪ I shouldn't have did what I done ♪

♪ I shouldn't have said what I said ♪

♪ True love is the only thing ♪

♪ That will and could have changed a guy ♪

Pull over.

What? Why?

Because we don't want her to see us coming.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. True, true, true, true, man.

- Ziggy's a good shot. - We'll park here and walk in.

I just need...

I need you to... redress these wounds

with that shit you got at your grandma's.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No worries, no worries.

Nurse Nookie's got you, man. Nurse Nookie's got you.

Here.

Let me see those there.

Ever gross. You're infected. It's just pus-y, man.

♪ I shouldn't have said what I said ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ True love is... ♪

♪ Each day for him, it is spring ♪

♪ And above blue are the skies ♪

♪ I shouldn't have did what I done ♪

♪ I shouldn't have did what I done ♪

♪ I shouldn't have said what I said ♪

Who the fuck is this?

Oh, that's, uh... that's Bandit -

Ziggy's guy.

Beautiful eyes.

Stop him.

Get out, you idiot, and stop him.

Okay.

The fuck! Is that Nookie?

Hey, what's going on, bro?

-Hey, Nookie. - Good to see you, man.

Ah, fuck.

You good?

Man, I'm just out for a little cruise.

Got a lot to think about, you know.

My gram's gonna o kick me out. She won a monster bingo.

Oh, that's crazy, man. Hey, listen, listen, listen.

Me and Ziggy, we could use your help, actually.

Whoa! No!

Aunty Mama You guard these seeds

with your life.

They're the only known corn beans

and squash seeds of their kind.

Bandit?

That's some pretty cool fucking shit, huh?

It's a genetic memory.

Boy, that fucking honky

really knocked you out, didn't he?

So, I'm your, uh, subconscious now.

And quite frankly, I'm...

wonderin' why you're so obsessed with that old TV show.

What's that all about?

I don't know. Your voice is kind of soothing, I guess.

It's pretty dark bedtime stories, isn't it?

Yeah, I guess.

So...

what now?

You're a strong, intelligent,

beautiful Mohawk woman.

You can handle anything that's thrown at you.

I know you can.

There's things you gotta protect.

Yeah, I know, the seeds.

No.

Really?

It's gonna be.

I'm scared, though,

of letting our ancestors' rage take over.

So...

my niece...

Mm.

...go fuck 'em up.

You don't look so good.

Nookie, what the fuck?

I'm sorry, Zig.

Your friend sold you out for 100k.

I just thought it was for some stupid fucking seeds.

I didn't know he'd do that to Bandit.

What did you do to Bandit?

Is he okay?

What-- What happened to Bandit?

What did you do to him?!

All I want are those seeds, Ms. Ziggy.

Just hand them over and you can forget me.

I'll be gone from your life forever,

and we can all move on, simple as pie.

Potato was my best friend, and you took him from me,

and now Bandit? I could never forget you!

I will die before you ever get your hands on those seeds.

You're evil.

The company you work for is evil.

You're scum of the fucking earth!

That's for my ear!

- Yello? -Hey!

Nookie?

Hey, what's going on? Is Ziggy--

- Give me that!

More?

Ziggy, hang in there, I'm on my way.

I will burn this house to the ground

and destroy everything in it, including you,

if you don't tell me where those seeds are kept.

Can you just...

loosen the rope around my feet, please?

You don't gotta cut it.

I just need a little bit of blood back into my feet.

Please?

I'll show you where they are, I promise.

Is that better, princess?

Aah! My ear!

Grab her, you idiot!

Get the fuck off me, Nook! Get off me!

Hey, I think I found the seed room!

No need to hurt anybody! Ziggy!

Ziggy, just give him the seeds and it will all be over!

- Batter's up, motherfucker!

Aah!

Yo! Buddy, you okay?

Hey, man.

What's going on?

Oh, shit.

Bandit? Fuck! Bandit!

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Bandit! Bandit! Can you hear me?

Oh, shit!

- Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey! Look at me. Look at me.

Look, look, hey, I got you, bro. I got you.

Hey, hey, don't worry about that, man.

Hey, can you get up?

Here. Come on. Sit up.

I bet things didn't turn out

the way you thought it would, did it?

Why did you think you would come all the way here

and I would just let you take off with my family's legacy?

Let me give you a little history lesson.

My people, the Kanienkehaka,

we are the original custodians of this land

that you have encroached on,

and we were put here by Creation to ensure that our mother,

the Earth, is safe,

so that she can do what she has done since time immemorial,

and that is to provide for all of us.

And this company that you work for, Nature's Oath,

they are a threat to the balance

and the well-being of our mother.

War has been declared

and you are a soldier in this war against our mother,

and that makes you an enemy to my people.

And do you know what my people did

to our enemies during wartime?

Allow me to demonstrate.

First...

we stripped them down and tied them to a post.

Like so.

And then...

...we tore the nails from her fingers.

That's for Potato!

And that's for Bandit!

Then...

we would shower them with blows from cudgels.

That just means we like to hit them with a short stick.

I chose the red willow - it's a classic.

And we would whip them in the loins...

...the belly...

the face...

- the shins...

- ...the thighs...

- ...the nips.

You know what?

You should thank me.

Because I'm about to baptize you

to ensure that you meet your holiest God in your holy heaven.

Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee.

Blessed art thou amongst women

and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners,

now and at the hour of our death.

-Here she comes.

Oh, God.

And now, Uncle G did this in the movie Clearcut.

He called it "de-barking".

I always wanted to try it out.

It's kinda gross.

- Fresh meat.

I'm just gonna...

Nookie,

you know this company that this man works for?

They could have worked with all the seed keepers of the world

to ensure that all of the nutrients

could be shared with everyone.

But they didn't.

But they didn't...

because they're poisoning us.

You are not your own man,

and that's sad.

You will die here tonight,

and I'm going to grind up your flesh and your bones

and I'm going to feed them to the animals,

and then they're going to turn you into excrement

to nourish the earth.

It's beautiful, isn't it?

It's like the circle of life.

You know, I was taught that we all have gifts.

And tonight,

I'm realizing that one of my gifts

is the ability to exact revenge upon my enemies

with no remorse whatsoever.

You made a few wrong choices in your life

that led you to this place, that led you to me.

Big mistake.

Nookie...

Please! Please, Ziggy,

please don't fucking kill me. Please...

Fuck you, you fucking idiot.

I'm not gonna fucking kill you, even though you deserve it.

Really?

But you sold your people out

for a hundred thousand dollars!

You should be ashamed of yourself.

I'm sorry, Ziggy.

There are fewer things lower than a sell-out.

You understand me?!

Zigs, no!

Zig!

No more, please.

Fucking feathers?

I feel sorry for your family.

Go on.

Go on!

Nookie?

Ziggy?

That's my girl.

♪ Lay here, dead of night ♪

♪ You don't need me and I... ♪

♪ I don't feel right ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ Skipping stones in the southern light ♪

♪ You don't need me and then I try... ♪

♪ To sleep ♪

♪ And the wolves say ♪

♪ Your heart bites ♪

♪ And miss a time that's easy? ♪

♪ And the wolves say ♪

♪ Your heart bites ♪

♪ It's tearing off the pieces ♪

♪ Sleep ♪

♪ And by my side, in the night ♪

♪ In order to get by ♪

♪ The wolves say no, you don't have to go ♪

♪ Go hide ♪

♪ At the sight of life ♪

♪ So, say what you want ♪

♪ Did you want my love ♪

♪ And send them off in spite of... ♪

♪ Your lies ♪

♪ Your bite ♪

♪ And the wolves say ♪

♪ Your heart bites ♪

♪ And miss a time that's easy ♪

♪ And the wolves say ♪

♪ Your heart bites ♪

♪ Let's tear that shit ♪

♪ To motherfuckin' ♪

♪ Pieces ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ And sleep ♪

♪ And sleep ♪

♪ And sleep ♪

♪ Sleep ♪

♪ And the wolves say ♪

♪ Your heart bites ♪

♪ And miss a time that's easy ♪

♪ And the wolves say ♪

♪ Your heart bites ♪

♪ Let's tear that shit ♪

♪ To motherfuckin' ♪

♪ Pieces ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ And sleep ♪

♪ Sleep ♪

♪ Sleep ♪

♪ Sleep ♪