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♪ Boob World, Boob World ♪
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♪ It's a world for you ♪
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♪ But it's actually two
Boob World ♪
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I gotta say, Morty,
it's weird that you wanted me to come,
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but I'm actually exstyched about it.
That's excited, stoked, and psyched.
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-I didn't want you to come. Talk to Rick.
-Truth is, Summer,
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Boob World's been at the center
of a few protests every day for 30 years,
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so they've recently rebranded
as a Boob Empowerment Experience,
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and if we bring a female we get in for free.
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So I'm like, what, a Coke can
you're taking to Six Flags?
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No, because once you get into Six Flags,
you can throw your Coke can away.
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No fucking way. It can't be.
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-Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!
-Oh, look at that.
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-What is it?
-A Gotron ferret.
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It's not a Gotron ferret, Morty.
It's the Blue Gotron ferret.
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-Boob World is canceled.
-No! Rick! No!
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-You promised! You always do this!
-Tell you what, I'll let you choose.
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-Do you really think Boob World--
-Yes.
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-Let me finish. ls more important--
-Yes.
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Let me finish!
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Than having all five of the only five
Gotron ferrets in the universe.
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Are you finished? Yes. So let's go.
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Summer, help me hook
the winch up to the ferret.
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-Sure.
-What the hell?
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You said you were letting me choose.
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Yeah, whether to break my fucking heart.
You chose badly.
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[Morty] That's how it all began.
To my sister, it was just another game.
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But what she didn't know--
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[Summer]
That was the moment everything changed.
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-[Morty] Wait, what?
-[Summer] I had gotten my first taste of respect.
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-And my first voiceover.
-[Morty] I can hear you.
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[Summer] And I knew then and there
I wanted more of both.
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[Morty] Hello?
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[theme music playing]
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Beth, Jerry, do something fun with us!
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A giant monster's attacking
in the Nibblenug system.
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-Your suits are in the bathroom.
-Mine smells skeletony.
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-I have a chiropractor appointment.
-What are you involving us in?
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Rick's been collecting Gotron ferrets
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and now that he has all five,
we can combine them--
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-Morty, for Christ's sake! Spoilers!
-Spoilers, Morty!
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We don't need to sell this to anyone,
there's a giant monster attacking.
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In the "Nibblenug" system.
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Since when does this house care
about alien lives?
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-We don't even watch British television.
-Told you.
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Let's just get Gene from next door
and a homeless guy.
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No, hold on. Fuck Gene, fuck the homeless.
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Your kids and their grandpa are asking you
to do an activity with them.
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When did that stop being
a parent's wettest dream?
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I guess around the time our family
created a giant incest baby
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and the government launched it into space.
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Oh, my God, we made a giant incest baby.
Oh, my God, you might be a clone.
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I exist because you guys failed
to abort me.
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We get the family we get,
not the one we want.
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And if you want to keep the one you got,
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get your asses
into some anime space suits.
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-Fair enough.
-Okay.
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-Good work, Summer Camp.
-Yeah.
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-I'm exci-toked about this.
-Sure you are. Now.
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[Morty] Something new was forming
and I was at the bottom of it.
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[Summer] I let Morty have his voiceover.
It's really all he had left.
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[Morty] Can you hear me or not?
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[Summer] Do you mean can I, Summer, hear you?
No. My voiceover can hear your voiceover.
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-[Morty] What's the difference?
-[Summer] One would be telepathy, dumb-ass.
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-[Beth] Now what?
-Now? We.
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Go, Team Gotron!
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Where are we zip-lining through
futuristic metallic tunnels to?
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Each robot ferret
is at a different location on Earth.
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You're going to the center of a volcano.
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Thank you?
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Okay. Well, this isn't not fun.
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Regroup on me,
I'll shoot a portal to Nibblenug.
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Did I just monorail
from my kitchen to Hawaii
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just to regroup in outer space
above my kitchen?
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-Uh, Summer?
-It's cool, Dad, shut up.
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[roars]
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Everybody, attack one at a time!
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-Is that the best way to--
-Tee up something awesome? Yes! Follow me!
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[Rick] Guys, we did our best
but there's only one hope.
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Activating link-dock!
inter-Morphs, ratified!
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PostiTrinos, maximized!
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Holy shit.
I can't believe this is working.
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Go! Go, team, it's Gotron time!
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-[laughing] Oh, my God. Hell, yes!
-This is amazing!
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Now we can knock it around a bit.
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Trust me,
we're still building to something.
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-How do we--
-Just hit buttons, we're too big to fail.
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[roars]
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[roars]
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-[Beth] I kicked him! That was me, right?
-[Morty] Uppercut!
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I can't believe I almost went
to the chiropractor.
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I've been waiting a long time for this.
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Form luminous energy sword!
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That's your ass, Mamma Jamma!
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[roars]
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-That was fantastic!
-So tits!
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-[Beth] I was a foot!
-Remember when the sword was like--
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I feel so alive!
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[Morty] These were the good times.
When we felt like we could do anything.
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But anything is never quite everything.
And pretty soon...
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That was nothing.
Nothing compared to what we can do.
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There are infinite universes
where I still don't have all five ferrets.
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Those versions of me would do anything
to complete their collections.
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Okay. But, Rick, remember
what you told me to remind you?
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-Sometimes, enough is...?
-Sometimes enough is enough.
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-Morty, what are you doing?
-He gets obsessed, Summer.
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-When are you going to find your shame?
-I have more?
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Grandpa just gave everybody
the high point of their lives
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and before he did, every single one of you
was trying to talk him out of it.
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Wait. Yeah! What the fuck!
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Now he says we can go higher,
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and big surprise,
it's time to drag him down again.
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-Well, I vote--
-No voting. No debate.
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It's not a democracy. It's a Rickpublic.
You're in or you're out.
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-Obviously, I'm in. I never said I wasn't in.
-Me neither. Tell us what we're doing next.
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-I want to put together a cookout.
-That's it?
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-I was honestly prepared to blow someone.
-Jerry.
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I said "prepared" and "someone."
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[inaudible dialogue]
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[Morty] Rick invited five versions
of our family from different universes,
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each with incomplete Go Trons.
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I didn't have anyone to talk to
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since the other four Mortys
had been to Boob World.
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-Did you walk on the beach?
-The beach that's all boobs?
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No, the beach that's all sand.
Yes, the boob one!
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[Morty] Rick was in the garage
with the heads of the five families.
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Ugh. And Summer.
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[Summer] In that first sit down,
it was Big Fat Rick,
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Ricardo Montoya, Hot Head Rick--
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He got that name because he was prone
to dramatic outbursts.
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And Lil' Ricky Wrap-It-Up,
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who was always great
at the end of a meeting.
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At the head of it all,
me and Grandpa Rick.
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Don't get me wrong, C1 37,
we're happy for your good fortune,
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but we did not travel to your universe
just to have it rubbed in our faces.
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Come on, Big Fat Rick, you know your face
is too small to rub anything on.
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-My face is the same size as yours.
-Wow. Huh. Hold on. I'll be damned.
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You're so fat you're an optical illusion.
Summer, give them the pitch.
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We're offering to help each of your
families complete their full GoTrons.
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[overlapping chatter]
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In exchange for some concessions.
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Ever since I was a little boy in the slums,
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I have dreamed of having
a complete Gotron.
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But concessions?
I hope you mean the kind from a counter.
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-I hope she means ice cream!
-[overlapping chatter]
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We'd like you to relocate your families
to this universe
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and let me make some
modifications to the GoTrons
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in the interest of us all working together.
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-Wanna know what I think?
-Sure, Hot Head Rick.
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Just don't unexpectedly fly off the handle.
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I think you guys got a lot of nerve
acting better than us!
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This is the family
that made a giant incest baby!
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Had the government launch it into space!
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It's still floating around out there somewhere!
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-Are we ever gonna live that down?
-If I get a full Gotron,
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it won't be by kissing your ass.
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It'll be by taking what's mine! Yours! [spits]
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Hey, gross! No need!
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-And you were driving a ferret?
-We all are, moron! Give me the key!
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[alarm chirping]
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You'll regret this, you level-headed fucks!
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[blows]
Obviously we predicted that might happen
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which is why we have Yo-Yo Rick
on standby.
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-Anybody got beef with Yo-Yo?
-[overlapping chatter]
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Some people think he's lame,
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but to me, he's lame in a cool way
because he owns it.
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Cool. That concludes business.
Lil' Ricky Wrap-lt-Up?
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Raise them up, boys! Opa!
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[Summer] And so we helped our people
find their ferrets.
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How they got them? Not our problem.
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Then we got down to business.
Here's how it worked.
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If a giant monster attacked your planet,
we all got the alert.
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♪ Hey, hey, mama mia's got a plate
Of spaghetti for the takin' ♪
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♪ Papa P's got a great big
Robot that he's makin' ♪
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♪ I got the moon in both my eyes ♪
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♪ You got a bowl of pizza pie, hey! ♪
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♪ A bit of pasta with some anime combined, yeah ♪
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[Summer] We formed five Go Trons.
And those Go Trons formed the GoGo Tron.
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[all] Go, GoGoTron!
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I will never get sick of this!
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[Summer] If you were a giant monster
at that time in our universe,
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you never had a chance.
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♪ A bit of pasta with some anime combined ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're two genres
But each one is intertwined, yeah ♪
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Mine needs a weapon like a yo-yo.
And a yo-yo on the chest.
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Are you listening to me?
I need you to respect this partnership.
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[Summer]
I kept Rick removed from the ugly stuff.
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If you got in his way,
I got you out of the way.
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And that made more room to move up.
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The head of my right arm.
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[Morty] Me? I ended up
the left foot of the left foot.
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I guess because our robot
didn't have an asshole.
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-[Summer] Well, it had one.
-Bitch!
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When are you going to stop
breaking my balls? You win, okay?
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We're not competing, Morty,
and there's your answer.
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I could move you up
if I could trust you to put family first.
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How is that putting family first?
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Show me all the blueprints!
Show me all the blueprints!
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I agree that's an issue.
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Big Fat Rick, his flask stays full
or your locker gets empty, thanks.
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I know it feels good when he likes you
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but that doesn't mean
him liking you makes you good.
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Solid babble, Morty.
Like a fortune cookie written by Borat.
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Yeah, I'm not as smart as you.
That's why I know you know what I mean.
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You mean if I really loved my family,
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I'd give control of it back to your jealous ass?
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Green Ferret Four needs a wash
and we're out of detergent.
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I just bought a box.
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And Grandpa snorted it
because you make him feel fenced in.
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[Rick] Sum-Sum?
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-[gulps]
-Get two boxes.
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[Summer]
We evacuated one of the planets we saved
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and built a secret nightclub on it.
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A place no enemies could find us,
unless you count my brother.
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[Morty]
I didn't even have my own ferret anymore.
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Summer made me something called
an "Associate Security Chief, "
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whatever the hell that means.
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Look at this guy! [chuckles]
And look at this guy.
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Look at this guy over here.
Meow, meow, meow! Meow. Meow, meow!
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Oh, there she is! My baby princess,
get up here. Stop the music.
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This is our queef.
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Our queen. She saved my life. She set me free.
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We wouldn't have what we have
without this crazy bitch.
224
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:12,422
And she's got a special announcement.
Summer, tell them what we talked about.
225
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,966
-Now? I don't think--
-Okay, I'll do it. Goddamn.
226
00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:17,010
[Morty] The new job did have some perks.
227
00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:20,847
Like I got to be around the night
Summer realized she was in over her head.
228
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:24,475
I've got 90 extra ferrets,
which means I need ten more.
229
00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:26,978
-Then four of you get your own GoGoTron.
-[applause]
230
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,397
And 20 percent of you get a Gotron
231
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,775
because we're all gonna have
a fucking GoGoGoTron!
232
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,068
[chokes]
233
00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:35,820
He's very excited. Um.
234
00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,781
-Opa!
-[crowd] Opa!
235
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:44,537
-[sighs] I hate my family.
-You should. Get in.
236
00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,373
How's it going
with your grandpa's compulsiveness?
237
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,792
Is your sister still enabling it, huh?
238
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,044
Who are you people?
239
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,546
Let's just say we're the rightful owners
of these ferrets.
240
00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:56,090
Then why were they scattered
and buried across the universe?
241
00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:59,135
We mean in a more general, cultural sense.
[wails]
242
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:03,014
What your grandpa did
is called appropriation. Not cool! [wails]
243
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,474
Look, Morty, we've been watching.
244
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,643
We know you're the one that knows what's best.
245
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:10,104
Work with us, from the inside.
Help us take over this operation.
246
00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:12,607
We're literally designed for it. Mm-hmm!
247
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:16,236
Nobody will know it was you.
Then you can get back to what's important.
248
00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:17,946
Are those Boob Bucks?
249
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:21,574
Legal tender at every kiosk and ride.
Huh.
250
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:26,037
I can't. Summer's treating me like shit,
but she's still my sister.
251
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,538
That's really noble, Morty.
252
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:30,041
If you were in our family,
your loyalty would be rewarded.
253
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,627
But you're not in our family,
which means we can kill you!
254
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,796
-Oh, yeah?
-[grunts]
255
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,923
[Morty screams]
256
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,008
[tires screech]
257
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:45,390
[Morty] And sure enough, just when I stuck
my neck out for the family,
258
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:46,933
it got stomped on anyway.
259
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,601
[crashing]
260
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,436
-[Summer] Rick!
-Mom! Dad!
261
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,151
Hot Head Rick, baby!
262
00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,278
[screams]
263
00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,613
I set myself up for that! [screams]
264
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,532
-What the hell happened?
-Hot Head Rick.
265
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,201
-[Beth] How did he get so close?
-Morty was supposed to be security!
266
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,787
-Morty?
-I stepped away, all right?
267
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,747
-But not to let that happen!
-[Jerry] Morty!
268
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:12,375
We're not attractive strangers
next to you on a flight to Paris
269
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,878
traveling alone to get over a break-up,
so this is no time to be coy!
270
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,964
-Opa.
-Lil' Ricky!
271
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,632
I'm all wrapped up, Summer.
272
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:22,719
Guys, I know you don't trust me,
but what have we become?
273
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:26,097
-Why are we doing this anymore?
-Because it's fun, you little rat.
274
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,766
Now go home and play video games
while we clean up these bodies
275
00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,227
or your mother and I will hire people
to break your knees.
276
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,856
This is $16,000 we got from the deep state
for stepping on that trailer park.
277
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,358
That should be enough for school lunch
and home repairs.
278
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,736
-Now, I gotta turn my back on you.
-No! [sobs]
279
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,989
[Summer] With Morty out of the way,
things were looking up.
280
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,615
But looks aren't everything.
281
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:49,704
Hi, Summer,
um, my cockpit's not getting Wi-Fi.
282
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,622
Dad, you know that's not what I do around here.
283
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:53,458
Oh, I'm not your dad, I'm a version of him.
284
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:56,919
And this is my first day here
and I'm not sure what you do around here.
285
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,796
-Then fuck off.
-Oh, fuck you.
286
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,631
Excuse me? I want your ID.
287
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,928
Mom. Are you Mom?
Can you control your rookie Jerrys?
288
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:10,058
-Sweetie, we're all a little overwhelmed.
-Good point. You're not a wartime mom.
289
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:13,436
Why don't you find your version of Dad
and take a break, take a holiday.
290
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,439
I don't have time to wait
for your confirmation,
291
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,567
so let's just say if you're here
in ten minutes, I'll have you removed.
292
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:23,654
And then the GoTrons make the GoTrons
make the GoTrons make the GoTrons.
293
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,198
[gulping]
294
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,240
Couple of snags,
295
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,034
-but I know how to speed things up.
-[burps]
296
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,995
Remember when we talked about how
the best thing we could do for the family
297
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,706
-is to recruit outside the family?
-Yes. Way ahead of you.
298
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,291
Summer, I want you to meet Kendra.
299
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,918
She's from a temp agency.
300
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,128
She's got an entire workforce ready to go
301
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,714
and all of them have previous
giant robot pilot experience.
302
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,549
So we'll be ready to go ahead of schedule.
303
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:46,719
-Well, I don't know about that, but--
-Well, Kendra knows, so.
304
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,513
So...?
305
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,683
-[slurping]
-[door closes]
306
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:54,685
You here to break my legs?
307
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,646
No, we're here to talk shit about your sister
308
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:57,772
because she just fired us.
309
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,690
-You're kidding.
-Arrogant little bitch.
310
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,901
-Should we clip her?
-No. She's not worth doing time.
311
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,570
You wouldn't do time.
You brought her into the world.
312
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:07,073
So I can take her out.
You thought that was an actual law?
313
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,574
It's a joke mothers say.
314
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,660
What kind of fucked up world
have you been living in?
315
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,746
Uh, one where your mother murdering you
isn't a comedic premise?
316
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:17,125
Guys. There's a little adjustment period,
but soon you're going to return to normal.
317
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:20,044
You're not gonna want to kill Summer.
You're not even gonna be mad at her.
318
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:22,130
-Fuck her. She's my enemy.
-Should we kill ourselves
319
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:24,507
so we can get to hell before her
and hide near the entrance?
320
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,758
Oh, I like that.
321
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,678
[sobs] Rick fired me!
322
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,054
-[cries]
-Aww.
323
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,055
-Baby.
-Sweetie.
324
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:33,891
-I'm sorry.
-Are you okay, baby?
325
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:36,144
What happened to us? We lost our minds.
326
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:39,772
I did it. Morty was right. I got addicted
to making Grandpa happy.
327
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,483
It's only because your grandpa
inflates the value of his happiness.
328
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:44,402
That's a good point. I mean, look at me.
329
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:48,322
I'm easy to make happy.
Which is why nobody gives a shit if I am.
330
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,867
I appreciate it,
but there's something else too.
331
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,161
I've been really sensitive about family lately
332
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:55,663
because of something I've been keeping secret.
333
00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:58,124
Okay, who's on the Supreme Court
and what state do we live in?
334
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:01,210
-It's been years since I've thought about this.
-No, I'm not pregnant.
335
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:04,046
But, as you guys recall,
and as a lot of people keep bringing up,
336
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:07,049
Morty and I did accidentally create
a giant incest baby
337
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,010
which the government did launch into space.
338
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,137
And I'm not sure how to tell you this,
339
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:14,974
but it is still alive
and I have been in contact with it.
340
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,477
There were soldiers waiting for me
outside school last month.
341
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,437
They took me to the Pentagon and briefed me.
342
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,856
And from there, I was shuttled
to a secret base on Mars.
343
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:25,026
They had captured him
and wanted to see if he'd respond to me,
344
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:28,154
instinctively, being his mother, and he sure did.
345
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,907
But what they didn't expect
was that I'd respond to him.
346
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,494
I was supposed to help discipline him
so they could turn him into the ultimate weapon.
347
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:38,331
Instead I trained him to love,
to believe in himself,
348
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,458
and finally, to escape.
349
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:43,169
The government doesn't want anyone
to know it happened,
350
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,963
but it's only a matter of time
before the story comes out.
351
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:48,633
And when it does,
all we're going to have is each other.
352
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,260
And you guys are a couple and Rick has Morty,
353
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:55,932
but I'm the odd one out, so I wanted
to make sure we stuck together.
354
00:16:56,015 --> 00:17:00,061
But instead, I drove us apart
and Rick replaced me with an anime girl
355
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,979
so all I got is myself
356
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:06,651
and my giant, tortured, government-trained
rogue incest monster baby
357
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,778
out there in space somewhere.
358
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,821
-[cries]
-Oh, baby. What the fuck.
359
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:13,658
And then you have to wonder,
what else are they doing with our taxes?
360
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:16,577
-Wait, Summer, what did you just say?
-Morty, a lot.
361
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:19,830
He replaced you with an anime girl?
Big eyes? Plus signs for teeth?
362
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:22,041
Ends sentences with weird sounds
that don't fit?
363
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,876
Yeah. That's going to be his whole crew now.
364
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,420
And they're about to run their first test
on the GoGoGoTron.
365
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:29,215
Those people want to steal the robot.
They're going to kill Rick.
366
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,217
He's all alone. We've got to go save him.
367
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,094
Right. Or, you know, fuck him?
368
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,387
-I'm good with that.
-Fuck him.
369
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:38,516
Guys. A great leader once told me,
"You get the family you get."
370
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:47,567
All right. It works.
Now we just gotta find a giant monster.
371
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,652
My sensors have picked one up, Rick.
372
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,946
-Okay, lock onto its location.
-Yeah, got it.
373
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,906
-Oh, it's you!
-Huh?
374
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,034
What the hell is this?
375
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,745
Thanks for making the biggest robot ever, Rick!
376
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:02,707
-We'll take it from here! [laughs]
-You little assholes!
377
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:06,127
-[thuds]
-Ah! You son of a bitch!
378
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:10,923
[yells]
379
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,758
Lock and load, boys!
380
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,389
Say hello to my little me!
381
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,516
-Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
-[groans]
382
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,602
-Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
-[laughs]
383
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:28,107
-[groans]
-Give up, old man. The G3 is ours.
384
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:32,236
And last I checked,
your family wasn't coming to save you.
385
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:36,616
-[baby] Ga-ga-goo-goo!
-Holy mother of mercy!
386
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,994
My God, it's beautiful.
387
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,376
Yeah! Family!
388
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,587
-Is that--
-It's exactly what it looks like, yes.
389
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,422
Congrats, man. I see the resemblance.
390
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:54,050
Form the Energy Sword.
Activate the goddamn sword!
391
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:58,012
Oh, man, the sword!
Maybe we didn't think this through.
392
00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,348
They're not actually gonna attack
a space baby, are they?
393
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:03,934
I never thought I'd be the one to say this,
but you need to watch more anime, Mom.
394
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:05,978
Whoa. Easy now, Naruto.
395
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,397
[all scream]
396
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:12,902
Baba go bye-bye!
397
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,113
[screaming]
398
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,532
What the hell is wrong with you people?
399
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:21,952
You just have an incest space monster
in your back pocket, huh?
400
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,371
Welcome to the Smith family.
401
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,581
-[screams]
-[screams]
402
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,250
Shit! Put that down, Naruto.
Your great grandpa is in there!
403
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,336
What do you say? One last zipline?
404
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:41,305
Incest space baby. Nicely done.
405
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:45,059
[Morty] After that,
things pretty much went back to normal.
406
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,936
Some version of it, anyway.
407
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,480
Rick said GoTrons
were lame little kid bullshit
408
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,023
and we never talked about them again.
409
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,818
[Summer] Except all those gigantic
space bugs were still running loose
410
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,445
and there were no GoTrons left
to fight them.
411
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,572
[Morty] Yeah, millions die every day.
412
00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,991
[Summer] But you want to know
what they could never kill?
413
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:01,992
-[growling]
-Family.
414
00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:02,993
Where's Jerry?
415
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:05,329
Help! Help! I'm still out here!
416
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:06,997
-[growls]
-[screams]
417
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:08,999
[Morty]
Yup. Nothing's more important than--
418
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,835
Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
419
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,169
[grunts]
420
00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:15,506
[Morty] And just like that,
I knew our goose was as cooked as--
421
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,593
Voiceovarians, ugh.
422
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:23,264
♪ Magic sights, exciting sounds ♪
423
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:26,976
♪ Come day or night and feel around ♪
424
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,353
♪ This is a world for you ♪
425
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:34,483
♪ No matter where you've ever been ♪
426
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:39,739
♪ This is the place your life begins ♪
427
00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:43,117
♪ Boob World, Boob World ♪
428
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,495
♪ It's a world for you
But it's actually two ♪
429
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,373
♪ Boob World ♪
430
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,960
-Samansky, you're late.
-Won't happen again, sir!
431
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,128
[overlapping chatter]
432
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:56,046
Bugs. Look to your left.
433
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:59,133
Now look to your right.
None of you are coming back. Not one.
434
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:03,012
In the entire history of this program,
not a single bug has returned.
435
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,264
All right. Bring it in. What are we?
436
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,099
-[all] Normal-sized bugs!
-What do we do?
437
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:10,436
[all] Travel through an interdimensional
gateway to planets of tiny people!
438
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:13,189
-Why do we do it?
-[all] To spread the cure for AIDS!
439
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,400
Hey, Sarge, how do we know
if these little people can understand us?
440
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,402
I mean, do they even speak Buganese?
441
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:21,781
Funny, Policky. That's why we say it very loud.
442
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:24,992
Guys, you'll still be the same
civilized bug on their side.
443
00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:27,661
It's not like interdimensional travel
strips us of our clothes
444
00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:29,497
and makes us screaming monsters!
445
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:32,583
Or maybe it does, impossible to know.
Now get out of here!
446
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:39,256
[bug gasps] My clothes, where'd they go?
447
00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:40,800
-[gunfire]
-[roars]
448
00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:42,927
[in Buganese]
449
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,060
[screams]
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