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Come on, Rick. We're almost there.
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[groans] Leave me, Morty.
It's the only way.
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Wha-- Were-- Wha-- Were we--
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Were we Blades in that one?
That's fucking tight.
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-Just stay with me.
-[creature roars]
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I'm-- I'm scared, Morty. I can see the end.
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I'm a silly man. I'm a silly, small man.
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I'm-- I'm sorry I got you into this.
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Then how about I get us out of this?
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[alarm blares]
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-Hello?
-[Morty] Hey, Jessica.
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It's Morty. From school.
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Oh, hey, Morty. What's up?
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Um, I just want to say that you're really great.
I know the timing never really worked out,
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but you're great,
and I wish I got to know you better.
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Oh. I mean. That's a lot.
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Oh, uh, yeah, sorry. I guess I just--
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No, I just wish you said it sooner.
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-What?
-Yeah, I mean, being nervous
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-is sort of selfish sometimes, you know?
-Yeah, that's a great point.
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Well, what are you doing tonight?
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-Tonight?
-Yeah.
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Do you want to watch a movie, or something?
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Um, yeah. Tonight. Sounds great.
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Holy shit. Holy shit.
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Come on, come on!
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[groans] Oh.
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-Where are we?
-We're home, Rick.
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I landed us in the ocean.
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The ocean? The ocean on Earth?
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-Uh, yeah, I guess so.
-Oh, shit.
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Holy shit. We have to go.
We have to go right fucking now.
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-What?
-You touched the ocean, Morty!
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-What's the big--?
-Oh, fuck. Shit.
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-What?
-Shit.
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Richard! You have desecrated
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the sacred treaty
betwixt land and sea.
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Now face the wrath
of your once and eternal foe,
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Mr. Nimbus!
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-Sorry. Who is that?
-My nemesis.
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-What?
-My fucking nemesis, okay?
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-Okay, but what was his name again?
-I am Mr. Nimbus!
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He's gonna say that a lot.
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[theme music playing]
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Wait, so who is coming over again?
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-He said his nemesis.
-Rick has a nemesis?
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-I guess.
-Has he mentioned him before?
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I was gonna ask you. First I'm hearing it.
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Who is he? Like, a magic guy?
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Rick's science, and he's magic?
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-He's, like, a fish?
-A fish.
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He's not a fish, he's Mr. Nimbus.
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He's king of the ocean,
and he's a piece of shit.
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Are you happy, Morty?
Are you happy you touched the ocean?
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He's gonna be here any minute.
Help me smooth this over,
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or this guy's gonna be more trouble
than he's worth.
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Um, hey, I don't know how much
I can help out tonight, Rick.
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Jessica's coming over, just to,
like, watch a movie or something,
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but you know, that's a good step.
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That's a solid step to something, you know?
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Nobody cares about your dick, Morty.
The sooner you learn that, the better.
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You just don't want me happy because
then I'll stop doing your crazy chores.
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Trust me, after that ocean fuck-up,
you don't get to do anything crazy.
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While I bullshit my way through this
peace summit treaty with Nimbus,
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Summer is gonna dive
into the Marianas Trench
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to recover the forbidden shell
that gives him his power,
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because Summer can be trusted.
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Let's lick tits.
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-I don't love that.
-Of course you don't.
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You guys aren't getting any.
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[scoffs] Actually, your father and I
have been very sex-positive lately.
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-Eww.
-Dr. Wong suggested we experiment.
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We've been watching pornography.
Together.
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-Gross!
-I might never come back from the ocean.
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Oh, you'll have to tone it down, babe.
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-The squares can't handle it.
-[purrs]
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There are suicide capsules
in all of your teeth.
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Do what you want with that.
Morty, you're on booze duty.
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Okay, Nimbus only drinks the good shit,
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so just toss this
whale-ass ocean wine in here
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and age it up a few centuries.
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So, time moves faster in there?
It's like a Narnia thing?
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I'm not a beaver who believes
in Jesus Christ, Morty.
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But yeah, it's pretty much a Narnia thing.
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-Okay, but Jessica--
-All you have to do is bring wine.
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-When do I ask you for anything?
-When do you--?
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I haven't been to
a full week of school in years!
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I don't know shit! And for what?
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How many enemies do you have to have?
Why is everything a fight with you?
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You might want to learn this early, Morty.
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-Life is a fight.
-With Mr. Nimbus?
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Are you making fun of me?
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Mr. Nimbus is
an ice-cold dick killer, Morty.
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[horn blows]
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Okay, let's go.
That's his magic ocean horn.
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Is that Mr. Nimbus?
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-Nimbus.
-Richard.
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You look like ass.
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Let's get this over with.
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I'm sorry. This is the guy?
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-Jerry.
-Hold on. No.
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I've seen you fuck a planet,
and this is the guy you're afraid of?
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I like this one, Rick.
He is unbroken. Untamed.
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Perhaps he could use
a firmer grip upon his leash.
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Okay, that's enough.
I'm calling the police.
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-Go ahead.
-Jerry.
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-I will!
-Good. I control them.
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-Excuse me?
-He controls police, Jerry.
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Right, that tracks. In Dumb World.
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Police? A strange horny ocean man
is on my lawn.
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Well, I don't see how
that's relevant, but we're white.
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[sirens wail, tires screech]
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[police] Freeze!
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-Fight.
-[all grunting]
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-Fuck.
-[all moaning]
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-Flee.
-[officer] Let's get outta here.
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[sirens wail, tires squeal]
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-Shall we, Richard?
-Okay, but how did he--
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Jesus Christ, Jerry. He's Mr. Nimbus.
He controls the police!
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Um, hello? Am I in the right place?
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I just saw a bunch of cops
having sex with each other?
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Hi! Jessica! Hi! Yeah, yup,
you're in the right spot.
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Uh, everyone, this is Jessica.
This is everybody. Uh, this is--
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-I am Mr. Nimbus.
-Jesus, Nimbus, just get inside.
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Morty, grab the wine.
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Yeah, in a minute. Come on, Jessica.
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Stand aside.
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Unless you are worthy of Nimbus.
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[scoffs] If that means
what I think it means,
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I'll have you know,
we watch porn together.
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-Oh!
-Ooh!
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Wow, okay! Looks like you guys
just got the nod.
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-The nod?
-Mr. Nimbus has a sense for these things.
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I take it you're a sex-positive couple?
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-Oh, yeah. Very much so.
-We watch porn together.
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Great! I'll mark you down
as eligible for a three-way.
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Here's all the information you'll need.
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The king of the ocean
wants to have a threesome with us?
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Totally optional, but a remarkable
option to have, I assure you.
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Very jealous.
There's a form on the last page
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so we know where to send
the gift basket.
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So, that just happened.
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You don't sound upset about it.
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Neither do you.
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Oh, my God. Is this happening? To us?
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I thought this only happened
in New York or on HBO.
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Dr. Wong hasn't been wrong yet.
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You're right. This is exactly
what she was talking about.
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So, uh, yeah. Just make
yourself comfortable.
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You know, choose a movie, or--
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Or we can watch some
interdimensional cable if you want.
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[TV] We now return to Nintendo 69.
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[man] Nintendo, oh,
what are you doing to me?
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Oh, Nintendo, oh, Nin--
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Or we can watch whatever, you know.
Whatever you're into.
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Morty, did I hear you're getting wine?
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Yeah, I gotta get some wine
for Mr. Nimbus.
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-Got any extra?
-Oh. Uh, yeah.
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-Yeah, yeah, I'll go get some.
-Cool.
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-Just for you.
-Hurry back.
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Looks like you could use a hand.
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Oh, hey! Yeah, that'd be great.
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-No problem.
-Hoovy? Dinner's ready!
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Be right there, sugar hoof!
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Just helping this young man
through a portal
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with that crate full of alcohol
that's been here for decades.
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Hey, thanks, Hoovy. I really appreciate that.
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I got a girl over,
and I really, really like her.
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-I'm just nervous.
-Oh, I know that feeling.
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When I first started seeing Bova,
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I could only think about all
the ways I was gonna mess it up.
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-So, what'd you do?
-Oh, I messed it up. [chuckles]
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But I found the one who loves me for that.
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Thanks. I really needed to hear that.
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-Here, take one of these.
-Oh, you don't have to.
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No, I want to.
You have a good day, Hoovy.
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You have a great time with that lady up there.
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-Just relax.
-Will do!
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[thunder rumbles]
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Bova?
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-[gasps]
-Why did you leave us, Father?
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Japheth? When were you born?
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[grunts]
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I swore to Mother, if I ever met you,
I'd avenge her.
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It wasn't my fault.
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Whose, then? Whose?
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The boy from the magic door.
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[thunder rumbles]
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Shall we discuss terms?
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Yeah, fine. Whatever. Terms.
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Term number one, I am King of the Ocean.
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The place I shit? Go ahead.
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Term number two, stop shitting in the ocean.
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No idea-- [burps]
what you're talking about.
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Delicious. Another.
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Oh, uh, well, I was thinking
of using this one for--
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Morty, just give him the bottle. God damn.
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-Another!
-Morty, you get the wine?
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Hey, Jessica. Um, yeah, sorry.
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I just-- Just going back to get it.
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Oh. I thought you already went.
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I did! I just-- Just got a little busy.
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Going right now, again!
You go ahead and fire up that movie!
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That's okay. I'll wait for you.
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Holy shit, holy shit,
holy shit, holy shit!
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I've been waiting for you.
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Oh, wow. Hoovy, right?
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Never say his name!
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-[roars]
-Jesus Christ!
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Why-- Why is every old guy
super jacked?
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Sorry! I'm sorry! I just need the wine!
I'm sorry! Stop it!
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-Fucking kill you!
-Ow!
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Okay, screw this!
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[retches]
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You know what?
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-You!
-Yeah, fuck you, Hoovy!
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-[groans]
-Father?
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-It's him! I told you he'd come back!
-Holy shit.
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Okay, look, he wasn't old
like 10 seconds ago.
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-[grunts]
-Ow! Motherfucker!
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[groans]
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I'm sorry, Father.
I'm sorry we never believed.
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He'll come back. Stop him.
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Stop him.
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[inaudible dialogue]
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Papa, why do we guard the gate?
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Because one day,
the Dark Child shall return.
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And we will be ready.
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[thunder rumbles]
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[moans, slurps]
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Delicious. Where is your wine boy,
Richard? I thirst.
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He's getting it. Stop eating beignets like that.
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"Participant voids all liability
in the event of death by orgasm"?
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Are we really ready to open things this wide?
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What if it gets weird?
What if I fall in love with him?
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No, no, no, no, no. Damn it!
237
00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:09,818
What was that?
Another scheme of yours, Richard?
238
00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:11,569
I know you're planning something.
239
00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:14,197
It's nothing. Will you excuse me, please?
240
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,032
What the fuck is going on?
Where's the wine?
241
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:19,160
-Dad was horny and I dropped it.
-I can't believe you're fucking this up.
242
00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:21,204
I'm not fucking it up!
There's a guy in the thing.
243
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,622
There's always a guy in the thing!
244
00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:26,918
[Nimbus] Land dwellers do not
keep Nimbus waiting and live.
245
00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:28,044
Be right out!
246
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,463
Goddammit. Do you see this
whisper kitchen Frasier bullshit
247
00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:32,298
you're making me do?
Morty, just get the wine.
248
00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,008
Beth and Jerry,
stop trying to fuck Nimbus.
249
00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:36,136
-He propositioned us.
-We wouldn't do it here.
250
00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:38,096
He propositions everybody!
251
00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:40,181
Hey, hey, hey, Jessica. What's up?
252
00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:41,266
Seems like you're busy.
253
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,976
No, no, no! I ran into a little trouble.
254
00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,811
But-- But I'll go get that wine right now.
255
00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:47,021
But you said were going to get it,
like, twice already.
256
00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,232
I was, and I'm getting it right now.
257
00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,610
[grunts] Holy shit, it's him!
258
00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:53,945
[trumpet blows]
259
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,949
God damn it!
What do you want me to say?
260
00:10:58,032 --> 00:10:59,576
I'm sorry!
261
00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,121
[cheering]
262
00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,956
We finally beat him.
263
00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:08,376
But let's always remain vigilant,
because you never know.
264
00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:09,878
He might be back one day.
265
00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:13,381
Okay, Narnia! Let's go. Let's fucking go!
266
00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:16,259
It is over. The boy is not coming back.
267
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,969
He always comes back.
268
00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:22,515
You have wasted our lives,
our very futures, on a fantasy!
269
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,392
-A lie!
-I know what I saw.
270
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:25,602
You saw nothing!
271
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,312
You are a foolish boy!
272
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:36,029
Those called fools are the only ones
brave enough to see the truth.
273
00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:41,743
[inaudible dialogue]
274
00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:45,830
[gasping]
275
00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,460
[roars]
276
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:51,669
[all gasp]
277
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,923
[grunting]
278
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:56,841
-[grunts]
-[groans]
279
00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:58,635
Tell me, Father. [kisses]
280
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,845
-Am I a fool now?
-[grunts]
281
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:06,476
I was born in the pits that made these stones.
282
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,437
I lost my years building a temple to a lie.
283
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,814
So, I made lies my power.
284
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,900
And what is power, but a lie we--
285
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,235
[screams]
286
00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:16,486
Oh, shit, he's real!
287
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,112
He's real! I was wrong!
288
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:20,490
I was so wrong! God is re--
289
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,367
[gunfire, screaming]
290
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,036
[explosions]
291
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:43,388
Wow. impeccable service. Big tip.
292
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:45,431
I liked your other one more.
293
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,016
What was his name? Kyle?
294
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,184
-What?
-Nothing.
295
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,978
Can we just sign this thing and go?
296
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,689
-Jessica, I'm so sorry.
-I mean, it's fine.
297
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,816
You were only gone like a couple minutes.
298
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,109
Morty, are you okay?
299
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:59,529
I'm-- I'm sorry, Jessica.
We just never seem to get it right, do we?
300
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,572
No, I guess we don't. [chuckles]
301
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:02,991
But I'm glad you called me.
302
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:06,202
Maybe we can start over,
get it right this time.
303
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,996
Yeah. I'd-- I'd like that.
304
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,289
[kissing]
305
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,165
Thanks for bringing the wine.
306
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:12,709
Totally worth it.
307
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,294
Do we need an opener?
308
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,628
Oh. I'll-- I'll go get it.
309
00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:20,174
Mm. I do so love to sign upon the dotted line.
310
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,176
-Shall we?
-Jesus Christ, yes.
311
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,554
And who is your witness?
My witness is the squid.
312
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,556
Really proud of this
SeaWorld theme, aren't you?
313
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,725
Hey, just get a witness, man.
Don't make this about me.
314
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:32,687
Or perhaps, Richard has no one
with whom he can trust his life.
315
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,856
Who truly knows him, save me.
316
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,567
Fine! I'll get someone. Oh, my God.
317
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,902
Morty! Come here. I need you for some bullshit.
318
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:43,531
Look, Rick, I've done everything you've asked.
Can I just have some time with my girlfriend?
319
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:44,741
Your girlfriend?
320
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:45,908
I mean, she's not--
321
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,828
We kissed, but I'm just trying to take it slow.
322
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,955
You gotta give these things
time to breathe, you know?
323
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,836
Do you know why you're special, Adam?
324
00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:59,047
-Because I am The Traveler?
-Yes.
325
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,424
You will be the one to pass through the door.
326
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,926
You will be the one to end our pain.
327
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,054
But, Mother, what about my pain?
328
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:08,639
Your pain shall set us free.
329
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,058
It is time to begin.
330
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:14,270
[grunting]
331
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,647
-Again.
-[grunting]
332
00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:18,399
Again!
333
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,068
[grunting]
334
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,152
[whimpers]
335
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:23,988
-You are not ready.
-Please, Mother.
336
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,990
Do you think he will show you mercy?
337
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,785
Like he did to us? Again!
338
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,219
-[grunts]
-[Morty gasps]
339
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,678
Does anyone need anything?
340
00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,514
Does Nimbus need anything?
341
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:50,723
-Holy shit!
-Don't judge.
342
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,725
-We're growing as a couple!
-[screams]
343
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,143
Why is this happening to me?
344
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,436
For the future!
345
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:57,647
[grunting]
346
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,942
You dare assassinate Nimbus?
347
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,402
Sorry, wait. Who is that?
348
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:03,528
Get in line, pal!
349
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:06,531
-[grunts]
-[groans]
350
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:10,785
Such a waste.
351
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,286
Mother?
352
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,830
[screeches]
353
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,873
[Adam screams]
354
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,834
-[Jessica screams]
-[Morty] Jessica!
355
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,337
You just had to touch the ocean.
356
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,922
[screams] Shut up!
357
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,090
There isn't time to--
358
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,175
It's all fucked, and you fucked it!
359
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:30,471
[screaming]
360
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:33,266
-[Morty] Huh?
-[voice] You're early.
361
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:34,642
What is this place?
362
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:37,437
[Gardener] The end. But also, a beginning.
363
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,689
-Isn't every end a beginning?
-Stay back!
364
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,108
I don't want your stripped-down,
Sundance sci-fi bullshit.
365
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,068
-Where's Jessica?
-Jessica.
366
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:47,780
That was her name, wasn't it?
Thank you, Morty. I had forgotten.
367
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,950
Oh, right. You'll be needing this.
368
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,119
[Gardener] For the wine.
369
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:59,208
-[grunts]
-[Gardener] Oh, shit, we got him!
370
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,878
Can you believe he bought
that fucking tree bullshit?
371
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,296
We fucking got him!
372
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:08,384
Very well. If you seek war
with Atlantis, you shall have it.
373
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,637
Oh, I've already been to war with Atlantis
when I D-Day'd that Mermaid puss!
374
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,390
I knew that was you! Prepare my exit parade.
375
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:17,435
Say goodbye to your precious dry land,
376
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,562
for soon, it will be wet! Wet!
377
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,731
Yeah, global warming
is already doing that, asshole.
378
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,317
But sure, yeah, go for it.
Make us slightly more wet!
379
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,986
-Am I a joke to you?
-Yes, you are a fucking joke!
380
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,030
You fucking suck! You've always sucked!
381
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,781
You know why we haven't fought in years?
382
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:33,367
You're an embarrassment to me,
and I don't need you anymore.
383
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:34,452
I don't need anybody.
384
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:37,246
All I do is eat ass
and 69 Nintendos, bro. Every day.
385
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,331
Or maybe, you hate me
386
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,958
because I am the only man
to see how far you have fallen.
387
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:43,461
I used to fear you. Respect you.
388
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:47,507
Now all that's left is pity
for a sad, drunk shell of a man
389
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,259
too afraid to see how alone he truly is.
390
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,386
If Diane were alive today,
what would she think--
391
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:55,014
Don't fucking establish canonical
backstory with me, you Red Lob--
392
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,349
[gasps]
393
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:57,558
Oh, good. You're awake.
394
00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,560
I just took some wine! I said I was sorry.
395
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,187
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
396
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,606
I have been asking that for centuries.
397
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,567
I was created to study you, Morty. To know you.
398
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:09,779
But the closer I looked,
the more I do not recognize myself.
399
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,822
Uh, yeah, man,
I really don't have time for--
400
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:14,534
I have often wondered.
who would we be without you, Morty?
401
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,786
Are we anything beyond our hatred?
402
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,997
And when she came,
I thought she would be the answer.
403
00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:22,416
Frozen in time. Forever asleep.
404
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,461
We could not understand her purpose,
so we hid her away.
405
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,296
Why do we always hide the truths we--
406
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,839
-[groans]
-I don't give a shit, nerd!
407
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,883
-Let her go!
-Why did I clone myself genitals?
408
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,385
-Ow! Oh!
-I don't care, bitch! Do it!
409
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,262
-Asshole!
-Yeah, I guess I am an asshole!
410
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,097
You know, sometimes, you gotta be an asshole!
411
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,474
-My grandpa taught me that!
-Okay, okay, okay, fine!
412
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,184
[scientist groans]
413
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,062
-Morty?
-Hey, Jessica.
414
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:45,064
Wow. Must've been some nap, huh?
415
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,525
Is that, ooze or--
I'm not sure what to call it.
416
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,235
It looks like ooze.
417
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,153
Okay. We can catch up later.
418
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,160
[screeches]
419
00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,328
What the--?
420
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,373
-[gasps]
-Rick! Rick!
421
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:03,374
--ster motherfucker.
422
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,543
-[Morty] Rick! Help!
-Screw this. What am I even doing?
423
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,169
Where are you--?
424
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,964
Come back here.
I'm going to make the land wet!
425
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,799
You know what, I'd love to see it.
426
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,301
Do it! God, do anything!
427
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,845
Just don't use me as an excuse anymore.
428
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,096
[Morty] Rick!
429
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:19,599
Wow. That was intense.
430
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:20,808
You look stressed.
431
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:22,310
We signed the paperwork.
432
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:24,186
-I must go.
-Your people have our number!
433
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,105
Your starfish mentioned
some kind of basket?
434
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,732
-Jesus, Morty.
-Stop! No, no! Not today!
435
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,275
Can't you go one day without--
436
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:31,944
-What the--
-I fucked it up, okay?
437
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,904
It's okay, Morty. That's what you do.
438
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:36,073
Now lemme Deus Ex Machina
this shit and let's go home.
439
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,744
God, why does everyone
go Cyber-Punk Bird?
440
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,037
So fucking hack.
441
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,123
[screeches]
442
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,208
Oh, shit. Well, that's cool.
443
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,466
[mechanical growling]
444
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:54,925
Okay, we might be a little fucked.
445
00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:58,054
[horn blows]
446
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,390
Did you think I would
let you die alone, Richard?
447
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,267
[grunting]
448
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,400
[creatures groan]
449
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:17,073
I am Mr. Nimbus!
450
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:25,206
Wow. Phew. You still got time for that movie?
451
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,249
Yes. Time.
452
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,670
I had nothing but time. Endless time.
453
00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:33,214
At first, it was madness.
454
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,548
Then, enlightenment.
455
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:35,966
Then madness again.
456
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,678
But perhaps it was a gift.
457
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,513
I could see the life of time.
458
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:45,267
And as I watched the life of time
in all its fleeting, terrible light,
459
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,478
I wondered, had I lived?
460
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:49,647
Was I just the object in another's story?
461
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:52,483
Was that all I ever was? Could I be more?
462
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:55,486
I had nothing but time, and still no answer.
463
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,655
Time without purpose is a prison.
464
00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:00,324
I have glimpsed into the mind of eternity,
465
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:02,034
perhaps the mind of God,
466
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,953
and found nothing but silence.
467
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,415
I think we should just be friends.
468
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:10,042
Oh, yeah. I get that.
469
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,752
Guess we missed our moment.
470
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:14,255
Yes. But there will be more.
471
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,549
For both of us. Goodbye, Morty.
472
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,927
-Hey, how's it going?
-[Jessica] Fuck off! I'm a Time-god.
473
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,596
Fighting by your side again, Richard.
474
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,098
-It was, uh--
-Yeah.
475
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,933
Then there is no treaty.
476
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,143
Because there is no war.
477
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,729
Aw, Nimbus. That's--
That's really chill of you, man.
478
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:33,023
Richard, before you were
my greatest enemy,
479
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:34,984
you were my only friend.
480
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,318
-Grandpa, I got the shell!
-Shit.
481
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,404
-Okay, Nimbus, look.
-You son of a bitch!
482
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:39,530
-[grunts]
-Betrayal!
483
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,449
-My weapons, Morty!
-I used them all!
484
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,075
Grandpa! Wait, Grandpa, what do I do?
485
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:45,703
I have the shell. Should I blow it?
Is that--? I'm gonna blow it!
486
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,997
-Don't blow it! Destroy the horn!
-[horn sounds]
487
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,249
-What the hell?
-You were supposed to destroy the horn!
488
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,625
How was I supposed to know that?
489
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:54,003
[Rick groans]
490
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,880
-[siren wails]
-[Nimbus] Police!
491
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:58,174
Take this piece of shit to jail.
492
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,342
I told-- [groans] I told you.
493
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,303
He's an ice-cold dick killer!
494
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,430
-Nimbus!
-[tires squeal]
495
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:05,723
Wait. So, how can he--
496
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:09,393
Jesus, Summer. He's Mr. Nimbus.
He controls the police!
497
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:10,853
[theme music playing]
498
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:44,595
Jer, I think more than one safe word
sort of defeats the point.
499
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:47,640
I know, I just wanna make sure
we have every opportunity to stop.
500
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,433
Super excited about it, though.
501
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,018
Me too, so excited.
502
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,313
Jerry, are we doing this
because we both want this?
503
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,857
Or because it's what we think
the other one wants?
504
00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:58,776
I just wanted to prove
that I love you so much,
505
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,653
-I would do this for you!
-Same!
506
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:03,405
Let's take that prize and get out
before we make a huge mistake.
507
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,866
Getting cold feet?
508
00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:08,619
[Jerry] No. Please don't tell Rick.
509
00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:11,372
-[Beth] He wouldn't understand.
-Yes, he would.
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