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I'm Charlie by the way,
uh, Charlie Cale.
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So, what's it like, leavin'
everything behind and startin' fresh?
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It suits me.
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You get to meet all sorts of people,
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- all sorts of lives.
- All sorts of lies?
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I got no idea.
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- I have this thing...
- Bullshit.
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I can tell if someone's lying.
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- Bullshit.
- It's a whole thing.
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It would take too long to explain.
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- It's fine, I don't care.
- Bullshit.
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The real trick of it is to figure
out why someone is lying.
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You ever think about joining the FBI?
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I'm not really about helping the man.
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I'm giving
you an opportunity to work with me.
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We're gonna fleece this son of a bitch.
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I lost a friend.
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Natalie. She was my best friend.
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She did the right thing
when she saw something awful,
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and you killed her for it.
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Charlie Cale.
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Beatrix Hasp, right?
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I'm here with the five families.
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There is no corner of the country
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deep enough to hide from us.
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We're gonna find you.
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Well, Bea, let's all of us
find out together.
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Lunch time!
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You have the right to an attorney.
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Hey, no fair.
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It's way past your bedtime.
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What's that supposed to be?
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Uh, it's us.
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I'm moving into portraiture.
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I have to branch out
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if I want to develop as an artist.
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- Artist?
- Mm-hm.
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That spangled garbage.
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Artist?
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You'll be the Gauguin of Etsy.
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Well, I wouldn't expect you
to understand, Mother.
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Oh, no. But you do
expect me to keel over,
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leave you my fortune,
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and bankroll your
little artist's journey.
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Mother, don't be so morbid.
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I see you.
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I see what you're doing.
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Oh, that faithful child.
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So selfless, caring
for that mean old woman.
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Can I get you anything else?
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Four daughters,
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and the one I kept closest
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is my biggest disappointment.
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Yes, well, my other sisters are not here
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washing your foot rags,
cutting your charcuterie,
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and making you delicious homemade soup.
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It's tepid.
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Oh, good. Paul's here.
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Lawyer Paul?
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Yes, I have to get my affairs in order.
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But... we already,
we already made your will.
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We-We-We did it together.
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The doctor says that within weeks,
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my heart will give out.
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Once you're staring into
the eyes of death, Amber,
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you realize what's really important:
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Rewarding those people who didn't...
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disappoint you in life.
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Fetch me my ham.
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- Paul?
- Amber.
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You look very nice.
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Paul, please, um,
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you have to tell me, what did she do?
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Look, no matter how much sympathy I have
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for your situation, I legally can't say.
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It-It's a confidential matter,
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and I could lose my license if I...
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- Please.
- Norma's cut you out of the will.
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- She what?
- Oh, God.
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Sorry, that was, like, involuntary.
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I'm a, I'm a people pleaser,
and I, and I... That's my problem.
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But please, don't tell her
that I told you that.
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She can't.
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She... I-I-I've taken care of her
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when she's been sick this whole time,
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and my sisters have gone off
and lived their life.
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And I've been here. I
deserve this! I earned this!
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How could she be so cruel?
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No, not your sisters.
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They're, they're not
getting anything either.
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Well, then, who's getting the fortune?
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My mom doesn't have any friends.
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She calls charity
"organized malingering."
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No, Amber. No. I-I-I-I can't
tell you, legally, morally.
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The-The-The trust that is a
bedrock of my profession forbids me...
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Please.
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A woman named Felicity Price.
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Shit.
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Um...
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she gets the house,
the money, the royalties.
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I'm not to make contact
until after Norma dies.
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She doesn't want to be disappointed.
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And now I'm getting
in the car before you can
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ask me anything else. Sorry.
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Who the fuck is Felicity Price?
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Holy butt-munch.
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Felicity Price?
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Hi, I'm Amber.
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And I think we may be...
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah.
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This is a lot to process.
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- I mean, I-I never knew.
- Thank you.
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How did you find out?
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Well, um, I was at a gallery show,
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uh, asking about a piece
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that I just loved when I,
uh, saw your artist's photo.
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And I just... I almost passed out.
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Wow. Just wow.
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It's... cool look.
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Oh, I took that before I moved out here.
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Off the grid.
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If you ask anyone in the art world
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who Felicity Price is,
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that's who they will describe.
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And I don't even recognize
that person anymore.
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I, um...
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I've been completely isolated
for about a year now.
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Stripped everything away...
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fashion, style...
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to see what was left.
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Only the art can reveal
the artist, right?
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Totally.
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I'm also an artist.
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I, um, I make polymer clay figurines,
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um, and I've been featured
three times on Etsy, hm.
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Cool.
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Wow.
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A long-lost twin.
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It's like finding
a missing piece of myself.
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It's hilarious, isn't it?
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Uh, did you, uh,
did you grow up with our dad?
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Oh, shit. Uh... yeah. Uh...
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we have the same dad.
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Benny's dead.
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Yeah, I'm-I'm sorry
if you wanted to meet him.
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If it's any consolation,
he was a complete asshole.
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He drove us drunk
straight into a light pole
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when I was 17.
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Wow. How horrible.
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What about our mom?
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Dead. Yeah, dead.
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Norma, she had this rare disease.
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All of her bones shattered inside her.
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And it was so agonizing.
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So much pain and so much screaming.
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Wow.
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- Uh...
- Yeah, mm. Hey!
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Um, I am actually a photographer,
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kind of, on the side,
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and I could take a new, uh,
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artist's photo, if you want,
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maybe outside with your work?
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Sure.
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That's great.
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You look really cool.
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These are fantastic.
You photograph so well.
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Do you have a cell?
I-I can text them to you.
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No, but, um, I check my email
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at the public library
every couple of days.
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- I can write it down for you.
- Oh, wow, yeah. That'd be great.
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Amber, are you feeling okay?
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My mother's dying, Paul.
How do you think I'm doing?
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Mom? Mom?
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You...
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you look like that little
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fat plumber in the movies.
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Mario wears red overalls.
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You knew who I was
talking about, didn't you?
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It's okay.
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You can go now.
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I'm ready.
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Uh, Felicity, uh, exclamation point.
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Uh, I've been thinking, period.
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Uh, you showed me your home, period.
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I ought to show you mine, period.
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Are you free next Friday, question mark.
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Heart emoji.
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- You're late.
- I'm sorry, Ms. Kazinsky.
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My sisters are inside. You
can just drop it with them.
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You can leave the key inside.
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Nobody comes out here.
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So, I got this weird email
from this lawyer guy
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who says our mom died
and there's a will.
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But you said our mom already...
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What in the living fuck?
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I thought you'd be flattered.
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You got to be kidding me. This is...
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this is ridiculous. Wh-Wh-What is this?
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You have everything I want.
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Everything I deserve.
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What is happening?
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Hi, sisters. I'm...
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I know you all didn't love Mom,
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but, but she was my world
an-an-and, and I loved her,
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and, and I can't go on without her.
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So, I've come to the bluff to jump.
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So when you see my body
at the-the bottom of the bluff
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by our house, that's me.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, no.
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No! No, no, no! No! No!
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No! No!
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No. You're supposed to be me.
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They're all going to know
that you're not me.
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Well, how am I supposed to fake this?
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What am I supposed to do?
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Oh, why is nothing ever easy?
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Holy butt-munch.
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I'm Felicity Price.
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I'm Felicity Price.
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I'm Felicity... Price.
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Amber...
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Paul Fletcher?
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You emailed me about an inheritance.
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Mm-hm. I'm Felicity Price.
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Gosh, man.
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Tell you something, Cookie. Uh...
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It's Cookie, right?
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Hmm.
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I tell you, you know,
I've been driving by
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these parking lots every day
of my life, right there.
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Yeah. You stop and, uh,
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you sit in one, uh, all day long,
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and you get a whole other
perspective, you know?
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Just the sheer life on display.
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Yeah, secrets in every glove box.
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I mean, motel matchbooks, baby shoes.
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The unobserved pageant of the ordinary.
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Ah, I mean, the tales
these cars could tell, yeah?
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Hey, how's that book?
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Very second wave.
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Yeah.
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Charlie Cale!
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Beatrix Hasp says hello!
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Oh, shit!
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Well, that's what I'm saying.
Late stage capitalism
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is turning us all into zombies.
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That's why we have to unionize.
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I'm sorry, a-are you
saying I'm a zombie?
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'Cause I'm pretty sure I'm a mummy, so.
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I don't know.
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Here they come. Ready?
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Oh, shit!
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Jason versus zombies!
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Jason versus zombies!
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Jason versus zombies!
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Jason versus zombies!
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Hey, pick up the picking pace, please.
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Oh, gotcha. Sorry. Yeah.
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I-I just, uh, taking in
the rich pageant of...
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Yeah. Uh, yeah, yeah. Sorry about that.
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You. Hey! Hey, you.
264
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We know this girl's
working here. You seen her?
265
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,715
Oh, she quit yesterday.
Uh, couldn't take the heat.
266
00:19:41,740 --> 00:19:44,259
Shit. She say where she was going?
267
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:46,016
Nope. Sorry.
268
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,945
Shit.
269
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:04,471
Hi, uh, thank you.
270
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,941
Yeah. Picking pace.
271
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,384
Pick it up, pronto.
272
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,493
Yeah, no problem. Apples all day.
273
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,027
Can I ask you who you're hiding from?
274
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,429
Oh, I'm not.
275
00:20:29,454 --> 00:20:31,006
Well, you know how it is.
276
00:20:31,031 --> 00:20:32,766
Uh, you cross the wrong, uh,
277
00:20:32,866 --> 00:20:34,401
crime boss or five.
278
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:37,070
But it's a long story.
You don't need to hear this.
279
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:39,439
- No, not really, no.
- Yeah.
280
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,048
- Are you alright?
- Me? Yeah.
281
00:20:48,148 --> 00:20:49,649
- Yeah, I'm cool.
- Okay.
282
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:53,019
Uh, it's just like, uh,
that uncanny thing
283
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,487
where it's like, uh, you know,
284
00:20:54,512 --> 00:20:56,169
you've seen somebody before,
285
00:20:56,194 --> 00:20:58,033
like, you grew up
with them or something.
286
00:20:58,058 --> 00:21:00,393
Uh, when you were little,
did you ever watch
287
00:21:00,418 --> 00:21:03,344
a show called
"KID COP: Nights"?
288
00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:11,971
- No way.
- Yeah.
289
00:21:12,072 --> 00:21:14,808
- Excuse me, "KID COP: Nights" over here!
- No, no, no, stop that!
290
00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:15,983
- Stop.
- Oh, my God.
291
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,585
- Please. I'm so sorry.
- Oh, my G...
292
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,778
- Wait, what?
- Did you...
293
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,146
I knew it.
294
00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:22,115
- Well, can we just let it go?
- I knew it the second I saw you.
295
00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:23,483
- Come on. I can't.
- Holy shit.
296
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,941
I went in too deep, Chief.
297
00:21:48,241 --> 00:21:50,677
I don't know where I start
298
00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:54,114
and Crystal the drug mule ends.
299
00:21:54,214 --> 00:21:57,484
Butt-munch.
300
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,787
Pew-eee. Phew.
301
00:22:01,221 --> 00:22:04,224
Delia, no offense, man,
but that is some bad acting.
302
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,459
None taken. That-That's not me.
303
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,945
That's Amber, my sister,
304
00:22:08,970 --> 00:22:11,264
or "Hamber" as we like to call her.
305
00:22:11,289 --> 00:22:13,433
Get out. So, you're an identical twin?
306
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:14,634
Oh, no, no, no.
307
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,204
Clone, two, three, four.
308
00:22:18,229 --> 00:22:19,347
What do you call that? "Freaky"?
309
00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:21,441
Uh, quadruplets. We all played Kid Cop.
310
00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:23,818
It's the only way you can make
23 episodes a year
311
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,838
when you decide to set a
kids' show shot entirely at night.
312
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,014
Gosh. Boy.
313
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:30,684
Man, that sounds like
a fun childhood, right?
314
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,148
Ah.
315
00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:38,158
Could have been.
316
00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:40,093
If it wasn't for Norma.
317
00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:42,445
Mm. It's like a stage mommy type.
318
00:22:42,470 --> 00:22:45,306
Mm. Norma pitted us against each other
319
00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:47,033
every chance she got.
320
00:22:48,001 --> 00:22:50,337
I don't think we ever really recovered.
321
00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:55,108
She gave me my first drink,
my second drink,
322
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,810
and my fifteenth...
323
00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:59,145
to settle my nerves on set.
324
00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:04,150
I went to five rehabs before...
325
00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:07,487
I realized I had to cut her
out of my life to get sober.
326
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,190
Damn.
327
00:23:11,224 --> 00:23:13,259
Yeah, this show ran forever.
I'm doing the math.
328
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,195
Why are you picking apples for a living?
329
00:23:15,295 --> 00:23:16,896
Norma took every cent.
330
00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:20,100
If I had a tenth of what
I made back then, I could...
331
00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:23,436
buy the old man
out of his apple operation
332
00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:26,573
when he retires,
and I could be my own boss.
333
00:23:27,207 --> 00:23:28,559
Every man's dream.
334
00:23:28,584 --> 00:23:30,819
Mm. What's yours?
335
00:23:30,844 --> 00:23:33,313
Well, uh, not getting shot.
336
00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:35,849
Oh, come on.
It's got to be more than that.
337
00:23:35,874 --> 00:23:38,209
Introspection, it just makes me queasy.
338
00:23:38,234 --> 00:23:41,529
I, uh, tumble up. Uh...
339
00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:43,690
What I would love, me personally,
340
00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:46,626
the one where Kid Cop faces
off against the Zodiac Killer.
341
00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:48,628
Come on, you know
it's a classic. Come on.
342
00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:50,330
- Alright.
- Oh, yes.
343
00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:54,701
Yeah.
344
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:01,975
Good, good apple.
345
00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:09,947
Hiya, partner. How you doing?
346
00:24:09,972 --> 00:24:11,974
- Uh, Norma died.
- What?
347
00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:15,388
Ah, shit. I'm sorry. I think.
348
00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:16,990
- How are you doing?
- Funeral's tomorrow.
349
00:24:17,090 --> 00:24:18,925
I asked if I could borrow a truck,
350
00:24:18,950 --> 00:24:20,477
but the old man can't spare one.
351
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:22,893
It's going to take at least
a day to get there by bus.
352
00:24:22,918 --> 00:24:24,186
I'm not going to make it.
353
00:24:24,211 --> 00:24:25,699
Are you sure you really
want to go to the funeral?
354
00:24:25,724 --> 00:24:28,600
Well, it's the only chance
I can get my money back,
355
00:24:28,625 --> 00:24:31,012
but... And I'm sure Norma
gave it all to Amber.
356
00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:32,975
Maybe I can talk her
into sharing it with us.
357
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,125
No, no. Hey, it's okay.
I'll... I-I'll drive.
358
00:24:35,150 --> 00:24:36,818
Well, he is not going to hold your job.
359
00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:40,613
Oh, no. Oh, I'm going to
lose my pension. Come on.
360
00:24:40,714 --> 00:24:42,282
Shit, man, I'm sorry.
361
00:24:55,195 --> 00:24:56,529
Alright, so listen.
362
00:24:57,297 --> 00:24:59,132
Just, like, uh,
363
00:24:59,232 --> 00:25:03,234
get in, get out, get the
cash, buy the orchard. Presto.
364
00:25:05,038 --> 00:25:06,617
Good luck, buddy.
365
00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:12,912
Do you, um, do you want
to come in for a minute?
366
00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:16,282
I mean, will your sisters
367
00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:18,105
really want to have me at the wake?
368
00:25:18,130 --> 00:25:20,366
Oh, trust me,
nobody in there is mourning.
369
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:21,921
Please?
370
00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:27,694
Well, I am a little curious to
see all four Kid Cops in action.
371
00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:30,330
Leave the keys in the car.
372
00:25:30,430 --> 00:25:31,798
Nobody ever comes here.
373
00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:33,967
Alright, boss.
374
00:25:35,035 --> 00:25:36,236
Fuck it.
375
00:25:37,404 --> 00:25:38,838
Four Kid Cops.
376
00:25:39,506 --> 00:25:42,242
- Wow-wee. Oh, boy.
- Yeah.
377
00:25:43,740 --> 00:25:44,886
Hello?
378
00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:47,681
Whoa, "Kid Cop" money, huh?
379
00:25:47,781 --> 00:25:49,049
- Oh, shit.
- Hello?
380
00:25:52,318 --> 00:25:53,520
Bebe?
381
00:25:53,953 --> 00:25:55,455
- Hello.
- Good day.
382
00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:56,556
Cece?
383
00:25:56,990 --> 00:25:58,792
In here!
384
00:26:02,429 --> 00:26:03,663
- De-De.
- Oh.
385
00:26:03,763 --> 00:26:06,366
This is not going
to get confusing at all. Hi.
386
00:26:06,975 --> 00:26:08,343
No, thank you.
387
00:26:08,368 --> 00:26:10,270
Oh, right. Yeah.
388
00:26:10,370 --> 00:26:11,404
I forgot.
389
00:26:11,504 --> 00:26:12,822
You're boring now.
390
00:26:12,847 --> 00:26:15,916
Okay, everyone, this
is Charlie from work.
391
00:26:15,941 --> 00:26:17,109
She gave me a ride.
392
00:26:17,134 --> 00:26:18,535
Oh, hey, I'm, uh,
393
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,195
I'm really sorry for your loss.
394
00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:25,285
Okay. Uh, Charlie,
this is Bebe. She's a DJ.
395
00:26:25,819 --> 00:26:29,422
Yeah, I noticed. Hey, cool cans. Hey.
396
00:26:29,522 --> 00:26:31,191
And this is Cece, she's a teacher.
397
00:26:31,291 --> 00:26:34,494
Associate
Professor of Comparative Literature.
398
00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:37,731
Whoa, uh, how'd you get French?
399
00:26:37,831 --> 00:26:40,633
Cece took a year
of post-grad in Quebec City,
400
00:26:40,734 --> 00:26:42,819
and now she can't get over it.
401
00:26:42,844 --> 00:26:45,449
What Bebe does not
understand is that one adopts
402
00:26:45,474 --> 00:26:47,215
the accent of one's peer group.
403
00:26:47,255 --> 00:26:49,298
This is where Dede sounds
like she grew up
404
00:26:49,323 --> 00:26:51,024
on a trawler ship.
405
00:26:51,049 --> 00:26:53,152
Oh, okay.
406
00:26:53,446 --> 00:26:54,910
Have you guys seen the will?
407
00:26:54,935 --> 00:26:56,786
I assume that's why we're all here.
408
00:26:56,811 --> 00:26:57,945
Norma's lawyer's on the way.
409
00:26:58,045 --> 00:26:59,380
We all know who's getting everything.
410
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,082
The best we can hope for is that
411
00:27:01,182 --> 00:27:02,583
Amber throws us a crumb.
412
00:27:02,683 --> 00:27:03,684
Well, then where is Amber?
413
00:27:03,784 --> 00:27:05,019
Uh, Amber took a walk
414
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:07,388
to process her new life as an orphan.
415
00:27:07,988 --> 00:27:10,391
She... She's been really bonkers lately.
416
00:27:10,416 --> 00:27:11,500
Even for Hamber.
417
00:27:11,525 --> 00:27:12,660
You will love this.
418
00:27:14,829 --> 00:27:16,364
- Hi.
- That's Amber?
419
00:27:16,464 --> 00:27:17,932
And she's been blowing up the group chat
420
00:27:18,032 --> 00:27:20,735
for weeks with this craziness.
Look at that nose ring.
421
00:27:20,835 --> 00:27:22,903
Ugh. It's just a cry for attention.
422
00:27:23,004 --> 00:27:24,905
Oh, gosh. I mean, I... doesn't that mean
423
00:27:24,930 --> 00:27:26,682
she might just need help or something?
424
00:27:26,707 --> 00:27:27,842
Merde, non.
425
00:27:27,942 --> 00:27:29,110
Merde?
426
00:27:29,210 --> 00:27:30,277
Oh, geez.
427
00:27:30,378 --> 00:27:31,879
Hamber just sent another video.
428
00:27:31,979 --> 00:27:34,215
Oh, I cannot take Hamber right now.
429
00:27:35,483 --> 00:27:36,784
Oh, wow.
430
00:27:37,084 --> 00:27:39,086
Ah, gosh.
431
00:27:39,111 --> 00:27:40,207
Boy, oh, boy.
432
00:27:40,232 --> 00:27:42,790
You guys were really
hot stuff for a minute, huh?
433
00:27:43,424 --> 00:27:45,793
Oh, what's this big boy for?
434
00:27:45,818 --> 00:27:46,902
Pointy.
435
00:27:46,927 --> 00:27:49,072
Uh, that's the Latvian Critic Award
436
00:27:49,097 --> 00:27:51,032
for Best Inter-generational Kiss.
437
00:27:51,999 --> 00:27:54,168
We won it five times in a row.
438
00:27:55,803 --> 00:27:58,039
Oh, I'm sorry.
439
00:27:59,874 --> 00:28:01,375
So, favorite co-star?
440
00:28:01,475 --> 00:28:04,512
Oh, Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
Kid Cop's first love.
441
00:28:04,646 --> 00:28:05,880
Ah.
442
00:28:05,980 --> 00:28:08,082
No. Tamara Dobson.
443
00:28:08,182 --> 00:28:09,817
She played the ghost of our paternal
444
00:28:09,917 --> 00:28:11,052
great-great-grandmother
445
00:28:11,152 --> 00:28:13,087
in "Kid Cop: Civil War Christmas."
446
00:28:13,187 --> 00:28:15,322
I forgot that it was so metaphysical.
447
00:28:15,423 --> 00:28:17,091
It's ahead of its time, really.
448
00:28:17,191 --> 00:28:18,793
Well, season nine took place entirely
449
00:28:18,893 --> 00:28:20,177
in the mind of a coma patient
450
00:28:20,202 --> 00:28:22,204
that Kid Cop's evil twin
shot in the neck.
451
00:28:22,229 --> 00:28:25,466
That was a beautiful season
in a coma. It's gorgeous.
452
00:28:25,566 --> 00:28:29,337
Oh, my gosh! Hamber on the bluff.
453
00:28:41,248 --> 00:28:42,550
Amber...
454
00:28:44,752 --> 00:28:46,554
- Holy mole.
- Yeah.
455
00:28:55,997 --> 00:28:58,516
- Did Amber know about this?
- Who is "Felicity Price"?
456
00:28:58,541 --> 00:29:01,043
And how was Norma making
that much in royalties?
457
00:29:01,068 --> 00:29:02,520
Yes. Amber knew about the will.
458
00:29:02,545 --> 00:29:04,839
Felicity Price is
your secret fifth sister.
459
00:29:04,864 --> 00:29:06,942
"Kid Cop" is huge in Indonesia.
460
00:29:06,967 --> 00:29:09,777
Paul, heh, our mom just died.
461
00:29:09,802 --> 00:29:12,980
Amber just jumped off a bluff,
and now there's a secret sister
462
00:29:13,005 --> 00:29:15,123
that's getting our inheritance!
463
00:29:16,317 --> 00:29:19,053
Gee, it's... Yeah, it's a lot
when you say it all together
464
00:29:19,153 --> 00:29:20,788
like that.
465
00:29:20,813 --> 00:29:22,415
I'm sorry, that's probably her now.
466
00:29:32,633 --> 00:29:34,123
Thanks for coming.
467
00:29:35,269 --> 00:29:37,513
Can't find this missing foot.
468
00:29:37,538 --> 00:29:39,998
Lady Diana here, she got
the best nose in the biz.
469
00:29:40,023 --> 00:29:41,317
She'll find it.
470
00:29:41,342 --> 00:29:42,710
Uh, wait, I... Sorry.
471
00:29:42,810 --> 00:29:44,078
You couldn't find the foot?
472
00:29:44,645 --> 00:29:45,880
What could have happened to it?
473
00:29:45,980 --> 00:29:47,648
On a public beach?
474
00:29:48,256 --> 00:29:49,550
Anything.
475
00:29:52,302 --> 00:29:53,788
This is fucked.
476
00:29:53,888 --> 00:29:55,723
I mean, long-lost twins.
477
00:29:55,823 --> 00:29:57,091
It sounded so funny.
478
00:29:57,116 --> 00:29:59,201
I... It's like discovering
a piece of myself,
479
00:29:59,226 --> 00:30:01,527
uh, pieces of myself.
480
00:30:01,552 --> 00:30:03,287
Another one.
481
00:30:03,388 --> 00:30:05,741
Man, they got to stop feeding
these girls after midnight.
482
00:30:05,766 --> 00:30:07,101
I'm a mixed media artist.
483
00:30:07,201 --> 00:30:09,370
- Uh, I work out of Vermont.
- Bullshit.
484
00:30:09,470 --> 00:30:12,740
I-I grew up on the run
with our father, Benny.
485
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,008
No, you didn't.
486
00:30:14,033 --> 00:30:17,503
Uh, he was a, a gambler,
died in a car crash
487
00:30:17,528 --> 00:30:19,055
when I was 17.
488
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,381
I was with him in the car.
489
00:30:20,481 --> 00:30:23,017
What are you going to do
with our money, Felicity?
490
00:30:23,117 --> 00:30:24,418
What my sister means is,
491
00:30:24,518 --> 00:30:26,153
we understand that this must feel like
492
00:30:26,253 --> 00:30:27,588
a crazy windfall for you.
493
00:30:27,613 --> 00:30:28,664
- But...
- Yeah.
494
00:30:28,689 --> 00:30:30,491
We earned that money from our TV show.
495
00:30:30,591 --> 00:30:32,059
Norma stole it from us
when we were kids.
496
00:30:32,084 --> 00:30:33,536
She treated us like trash.
497
00:30:33,561 --> 00:30:34,996
Especially Amber.
498
00:30:35,529 --> 00:30:38,432
Ooh, I wish I'd have
taken her more seriously.
499
00:30:38,532 --> 00:30:40,234
- You do?
- Well,
500
00:30:40,334 --> 00:30:42,269
she was a hard person to take seriously.
501
00:30:42,370 --> 00:30:44,171
- Mm-hm.
- We could have tried, though,
502
00:30:44,196 --> 00:30:45,348
even with her hammy acting.
503
00:30:45,373 --> 00:30:47,608
- Oh, merde!
- Oh, Hamber.
504
00:30:47,708 --> 00:30:51,278
But I thought she won a, a
People's Choice Award in '03.
505
00:30:51,379 --> 00:30:53,848
- Hmm. A weak year.
- It was a weak year.
506
00:30:53,948 --> 00:30:55,783
And she kept trying
to make "butt-munch" happen
507
00:30:55,883 --> 00:30:57,485
as a catchphrase.
508
00:30:57,628 --> 00:30:59,630
Like, read the room.
509
00:30:59,655 --> 00:31:00,963
Vaguely homophobic.
510
00:31:00,988 --> 00:31:02,556
How? Oh.
511
00:31:02,656 --> 00:31:05,826
And then, after the show,
she just lived a tragic,
512
00:31:05,926 --> 00:31:07,328
pathetic life.
513
00:31:07,353 --> 00:31:10,297
Groveling to Mom. Dressed
like a dust bowl Okie.
514
00:31:10,398 --> 00:31:14,402
And begging us to, like, post
her sad Etsy sculptures.
515
00:31:14,502 --> 00:31:17,672
And the spangles. Oh, my gosh. Ugh.
516
00:31:17,697 --> 00:31:19,065
The spangles.
517
00:31:19,090 --> 00:31:21,317
She would put spangles
on a Holocaust memorial.
518
00:31:21,342 --> 00:31:23,277
They bring visual interest...
519
00:31:24,378 --> 00:31:26,580
to the ones I've seen, incidentally.
520
00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:32,386
To answer your question,
I'm taking the money...
521
00:31:34,088 --> 00:31:35,489
all of it.
522
00:31:37,191 --> 00:31:39,160
I grew up never knowing a mother's love.
523
00:31:39,260 --> 00:31:40,828
This is my reward.
524
00:31:41,329 --> 00:31:43,431
- But we're sisters.
- This is very unfair.
525
00:31:43,456 --> 00:31:45,158
We never knew a mother's love either.
526
00:31:45,183 --> 00:31:49,121
Okay. Uh, I think I'll take
a quick gander at that buffet.
527
00:31:49,603 --> 00:31:52,139
If you don't share
that money, we'll sue.
528
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:55,009
Right, Paul? We can do that, right?
529
00:31:55,409 --> 00:31:58,216
Uh, any heir can contest a will.
530
00:31:58,241 --> 00:32:01,631
Now, see, I, I thought
this might happen.
531
00:32:01,656 --> 00:32:03,506
Give me just a second.
532
00:32:06,020 --> 00:32:07,655
Present for ya.
533
00:32:11,258 --> 00:32:15,196
If you don't file a lawsuit,
534
00:32:15,296 --> 00:32:20,186
I'll give each of you $150,000.
535
00:32:24,872 --> 00:32:27,141
If we fight this, what are
the chances we win?
536
00:32:27,241 --> 00:32:29,310
Yes, what are the chances?
537
00:32:29,335 --> 00:32:30,469
Not high.
538
00:32:30,494 --> 00:32:33,514
Norma was of sound mind
when she drew up her will.
539
00:32:33,914 --> 00:32:35,016
That is correct.
540
00:32:38,452 --> 00:32:40,054
Bebe, no. If we, if we stick together...
541
00:32:40,154 --> 00:32:42,223
Dede, just take the money.
542
00:32:42,323 --> 00:32:43,724
It's not worth the fight.
543
00:32:43,824 --> 00:32:44,892
Fuck you!
544
00:32:45,138 --> 00:32:47,528
I'm not having my money stolen twice.
545
00:32:51,565 --> 00:32:54,301
Well, two out of three isn't bad.
546
00:32:54,402 --> 00:32:55,569
It-It might be.
547
00:32:55,670 --> 00:32:58,139
If Delia files a suit, it'll
hold up the estate for years,
548
00:32:58,164 --> 00:32:59,815
and nobody can get anything out of it.
549
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,042
Oh, my gosh.
550
00:33:01,142 --> 00:33:02,843
Ugh. Merde.
551
00:33:11,352 --> 00:33:12,386
Delia!
552
00:33:12,953 --> 00:33:14,955
Delia, look, I know this isn't going
553
00:33:14,980 --> 00:33:16,548
exactly the way you planned,
but if you just...
554
00:33:16,573 --> 00:33:18,909
You cannot understand
how painful this is!
555
00:33:19,527 --> 00:33:22,563
Norma was a monster.
She, she killed Amber.
556
00:33:22,588 --> 00:33:24,939
She-She may not have
pushed her off that cliff,
557
00:33:24,964 --> 00:33:29,435
but she whittled my sister down
to a compliant little nub.
558
00:33:30,037 --> 00:33:33,140
And all that's left is the money
that Norma stole from us.
559
00:33:33,441 --> 00:33:34,809
I won't let you take it.
560
00:33:34,909 --> 00:33:36,444
Oh, I know the pain.
561
00:33:36,779 --> 00:33:39,221
Years of it.
562
00:33:39,246 --> 00:33:40,781
I've been hurt terribly...
563
00:33:40,881 --> 00:33:43,517
Tell my friend that I will be
back with her car soon.
564
00:33:43,617 --> 00:33:45,886
I have to clear my head.
565
00:33:50,063 --> 00:33:51,420
Ugh!
566
00:34:08,194 --> 00:34:10,553
Fucking fine then.
Give me the fucking forms.
567
00:34:10,578 --> 00:34:11,879
I'll fucking sign.
568
00:34:13,314 --> 00:34:14,849
That's a lot of fucks, Dede.
569
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:22,790
Okay. So, when can we get the money?
570
00:34:29,563 --> 00:34:31,265
- Delia?
- Shit.
571
00:34:31,766 --> 00:34:33,601
Hey, Delia.
572
00:34:34,068 --> 00:34:35,436
Delia.
573
00:34:40,541 --> 00:34:43,110
- Oh!
- Heyo. Hi. Oh, good.
574
00:34:43,210 --> 00:34:44,645
I thought I saw you come in here.
575
00:34:44,745 --> 00:34:46,514
You got to check out the buffet.
576
00:34:46,614 --> 00:34:49,050
You know what? The old
man should hire this guy
577
00:34:49,075 --> 00:34:50,654
for the retirement party.
578
00:34:50,918 --> 00:34:54,488
Oh, yeah. Old man, yes. Thank you.
579
00:34:54,588 --> 00:34:56,524
What's going on? You going somewhere?
580
00:34:56,924 --> 00:34:58,926
Oh, oh, cold.
581
00:34:59,226 --> 00:35:01,495
Huh, okay.
582
00:35:01,595 --> 00:35:05,066
Cold. Oh, so, uh,
what exactly do you want?
583
00:35:05,166 --> 00:35:08,703
Oh, well, look, it's no big deal,
584
00:35:08,803 --> 00:35:11,605
but at least, like, 60%
of what your secret sister
585
00:35:11,706 --> 00:35:13,774
out there is saying
is, like, total bullshit.
586
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:16,752
- How could you know that?
- Mm.
587
00:35:17,178 --> 00:35:19,978
Well, just now when you said
you were cold, that was a lie, right?
588
00:35:20,548 --> 00:35:22,483
- Maybe. Yes.
- Mm-hm.
589
00:35:22,917 --> 00:35:25,386
Yeah. Well, anyway, I got this thing.
590
00:35:25,486 --> 00:35:27,421
I can just, uh, tell
when someone's lying.
591
00:35:27,521 --> 00:35:29,190
It's kind of a thing I do.
592
00:35:29,290 --> 00:35:30,825
This will be fun. Okay.
593
00:35:30,925 --> 00:35:33,060
Tell me a fact about yourself.
594
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,162
But don't dig too deep.
595
00:35:35,463 --> 00:35:37,398
Uh, you're freaking me out.
596
00:35:37,498 --> 00:35:40,234
True. Let's up the ante.
597
00:35:40,408 --> 00:35:42,545
Why don't you grab one
of these, uh, spangly buddies
598
00:35:42,570 --> 00:35:44,238
from the peanut gallery, uh.
599
00:35:44,338 --> 00:35:47,541
And I'll turn my back,
and you tell me what you have.
600
00:35:56,149 --> 00:35:57,650
- Squirrel.
- Bullshit.
601
00:35:57,861 --> 00:35:59,997
- Elephant.
- Bullshit.
602
00:36:00,488 --> 00:36:02,390
- Hammer.
- Mm. True.
603
00:36:02,857 --> 00:36:04,992
Although not technically
a spangly buddy, actually.
604
00:36:05,092 --> 00:36:07,695
So, kind of a weird move.
Anyway, you see my point.
605
00:36:07,795 --> 00:36:10,164
- Believe me now?
- Um, how exactly does it work?
606
00:36:10,264 --> 00:36:13,267
Well, I'm not exactly sure,
but it's not really the point.
607
00:36:13,367 --> 00:36:15,703
Okay. What we got to do is
talk to your mom's lawyer.
608
00:36:15,803 --> 00:36:17,605
I mean, surely, he ran some kind of
609
00:36:17,705 --> 00:36:20,274
a background check when he
found this chick, you know?
610
00:36:20,741 --> 00:36:23,544
Well, I mean, even if Felicity's lying,
611
00:36:23,569 --> 00:36:25,488
it doesn't change Norma's will.
612
00:36:25,513 --> 00:36:27,915
Well, it does, if she committed fraud.
613
00:36:28,549 --> 00:36:30,418
- Oh.
- Hang in there, okay?
614
00:36:30,443 --> 00:36:32,036
Whoever the hell this Anastasia,
615
00:36:32,061 --> 00:36:33,763
dirty, rotten scoundrel, Felicity,
616
00:36:33,788 --> 00:36:35,723
whatever the hell her name is,
it's going to be okay.
617
00:36:35,823 --> 00:36:37,625
Alright? We're going to figure this out.
618
00:36:37,725 --> 00:36:39,927
- Fuck yeah.
- Fuck yeah!
619
00:36:53,619 --> 00:36:54,842
Hey.
620
00:36:55,614 --> 00:36:56,648
Hi.
621
00:36:57,244 --> 00:36:58,579
Norma's lawyer.
622
00:36:58,679 --> 00:37:01,315
Oh, gosh, that must
have been a hell of a gig.
623
00:37:01,415 --> 00:37:04,418
Um, Paul Fletcher. Who are you?
624
00:37:04,819 --> 00:37:07,388
Uh, I'm... I... Nobody. Yeah, I just,
625
00:37:07,488 --> 00:37:09,957
uh, Delia's apple dumpling gang, uh...
626
00:37:10,057 --> 00:37:14,028
So, this, uh, long-lost sister
you dug up, uh, Felicity Price.
627
00:37:14,128 --> 00:37:16,931
Is-Is she really
a mixed media visual artist?
628
00:37:17,832 --> 00:37:20,067
Are you asking
if she's a, a real artist?
629
00:37:20,167 --> 00:37:22,770
Uh, I'm-I'm not sure
I'm qualified to assess that.
630
00:37:23,104 --> 00:37:25,172
I did take an Intro
to Art History course
631
00:37:25,272 --> 00:37:26,440
during my semester at sea,
632
00:37:26,540 --> 00:37:28,776
but the professor was not very engaging.
633
00:37:28,876 --> 00:37:31,045
That's too bad. No, no, no. I, uh...
634
00:37:31,479 --> 00:37:35,216
Look, we just want to know
if she is who she says she is.
635
00:37:35,316 --> 00:37:37,685
Oh, I see. Yes, she-she is.
636
00:37:37,785 --> 00:37:40,988
Here's her... here's her art.
637
00:37:42,089 --> 00:37:43,090
Huh.
638
00:37:44,625 --> 00:37:46,660
Alright. That's her.
639
00:37:47,995 --> 00:37:50,598
Okay, you got celebrities. Cool.
640
00:37:51,065 --> 00:37:53,200
Oh, boy. Sandwiches. Okay.
641
00:37:53,225 --> 00:37:55,585
It's hella eclectic. But,
yeah, I guess that's art.
642
00:37:55,610 --> 00:37:56,978
Uh...
643
00:37:57,605 --> 00:37:59,907
Hey, what about the, uh,
the backstory, uh,
644
00:37:59,932 --> 00:38:01,784
raised on the run
by gambling addicts and so on.
645
00:38:01,809 --> 00:38:03,044
Does that really check out?
646
00:38:03,069 --> 00:38:04,687
Yes. Her father had the, uh,
647
00:38:04,712 --> 00:38:06,414
shady creditors of a, a gambling addict.
648
00:38:06,514 --> 00:38:08,916
And he died in a car crash,
just as Felicity said.
649
00:38:09,016 --> 00:38:10,651
Gosh, uh...
650
00:38:10,751 --> 00:38:13,254
and was she really in the car
with him when that happened?
651
00:38:13,279 --> 00:38:15,831
Yeah, I-I looked up
the, the hospital records.
652
00:38:15,856 --> 00:38:17,558
What-What is this all in aid of?
653
00:38:17,583 --> 00:38:19,104
Well, here's the thing, Paul the lawyer,
654
00:38:19,129 --> 00:38:20,911
when you say something
about Felicity, it's true.
655
00:38:20,936 --> 00:38:24,299
But when Felicity says
the same thing, it's bullshit.
656
00:38:24,324 --> 00:38:27,101
So, "I'm a mixed
media artist." Bullshit.
657
00:38:27,201 --> 00:38:29,904
Uh, "My father was a gambler.
He died in a car crash." True.
658
00:38:29,929 --> 00:38:32,748
Uh, "I was in the car with
him when he died." Bullshit.
659
00:38:32,773 --> 00:38:34,742
Uh, it seems like she only lies
660
00:38:34,767 --> 00:38:36,652
when she's talking
about herself or something.
661
00:38:36,677 --> 00:38:38,203
But, but Paul proved all of that,
662
00:38:38,228 --> 00:38:40,397
so maybe your-your
truth thing is just broken.
663
00:38:48,422 --> 00:38:49,757
Huh.
664
00:38:51,759 --> 00:38:55,997
So, you all play the same kid, huh?
665
00:38:56,022 --> 00:38:57,123
Yes. And?
666
00:38:57,148 --> 00:38:58,808
And, uh, think about it.
667
00:38:58,833 --> 00:39:02,003
So, the lies,
the wildly wavering accent.
668
00:39:02,103 --> 00:39:03,971
Uh, really? I hadn't picked up on that.
669
00:39:04,071 --> 00:39:05,906
Oh, sweetheart, Felicity's acting
670
00:39:06,007 --> 00:39:08,442
is second only to Hamber's
"Crystal the drug mule."
671
00:39:08,542 --> 00:39:10,277
And God rest her soul, but...
672
00:39:10,378 --> 00:39:12,279
Well, this is getting a little crazy.
673
00:39:12,380 --> 00:39:13,848
Yes. Stay with me here.
674
00:39:13,948 --> 00:39:17,118
So, what if this Felicity Price
is some sort of a,
675
00:39:17,218 --> 00:39:19,687
I don't know, a... an impostor?
676
00:39:20,054 --> 00:39:23,024
Uh, you know, another, another one.
677
00:39:23,124 --> 00:39:25,459
So, it's not, uh, quintuplets, it's a...
678
00:39:25,484 --> 00:39:26,802
What-What do you call that?
679
00:39:26,827 --> 00:39:28,763
- Sextuplets?
- Sixtuplets.
680
00:39:28,788 --> 00:39:30,773
- Sextuplets.
- Yeah, that's what I said.
681
00:39:30,798 --> 00:39:32,400
- No, no, sextuplets.
- Yeah. Six.
682
00:39:32,425 --> 00:39:33,542
- Sex.
- Yeah.
683
00:39:33,567 --> 00:39:34,619
'Cause there's six of 'em, right?
684
00:39:34,644 --> 00:39:35,645
- No.
- Yeah.
685
00:39:35,670 --> 00:39:36,854
- So, there's six.
- Sex.
686
00:39:36,879 --> 00:39:38,547
- No, that's why you call it six.
- It's sex.
687
00:39:38,572 --> 00:39:40,274
- It's six, six, six...
- Sex, sex...
688
00:39:40,374 --> 00:39:43,177
- It's Latin. Sex, sex, sex.
- It's Latin.
689
00:39:43,277 --> 00:39:45,413
Dude, I'm just fucking
with you. Come on.
690
00:39:45,513 --> 00:39:47,682
Sexytuplets. Saucy, okay?
691
00:39:47,782 --> 00:39:50,317
And number sex is pretending
to be number five.
692
00:39:52,586 --> 00:39:54,021
Well, is she fucking right or not?
693
00:39:54,855 --> 00:39:57,091
Th-There's only one secret sister.
694
00:39:57,116 --> 00:39:58,793
Norma registered five births.
695
00:39:58,893 --> 00:40:02,263
Amber, Bebe, Cece, Delia, and Felicity.
696
00:40:02,288 --> 00:40:04,090
I-I've seen the documents myself.
697
00:40:04,115 --> 00:40:05,149
God, I'm starving.
698
00:40:05,174 --> 00:40:06,809
Delia, I know this is hard to accept...
699
00:40:08,803 --> 00:40:10,805
Nights."
700
00:40:11,772 --> 00:40:13,708
- There's no legal...
- Thank you so much.
701
00:40:19,714 --> 00:40:21,082
Well, that's that then.
702
00:40:21,415 --> 00:40:23,617
- No, no. Hey, new attack...
- What?
703
00:40:23,951 --> 00:40:25,619
Confront the punk.
704
00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:26,754
Fuck, come on.
705
00:40:26,854 --> 00:40:28,489
Whoa. Givin' up that easy?
706
00:40:28,589 --> 00:40:29,657
That doesn't seem like you.
707
00:40:29,757 --> 00:40:31,892
Yeah, I mean, no, I mean, fuck it.
708
00:40:31,992 --> 00:40:33,661
- I'll go.
- Hey, dummy.
709
00:40:33,761 --> 00:40:36,063
Bullshit detective, remember?
710
00:40:36,664 --> 00:40:38,632
Right, you have to do it.
711
00:40:38,733 --> 00:40:40,868
Yeah. Mm. Don't worry
712
00:40:40,968 --> 00:40:43,004
'cause I actually have conducted, like,
713
00:40:43,104 --> 00:40:45,072
a shocking number
of these ad-hoc interrogations.
714
00:40:45,172 --> 00:40:46,807
So, the first line out of Felicity
715
00:40:46,907 --> 00:40:48,676
and then, boom, I'll
just crack her wide open.
716
00:40:48,776 --> 00:40:51,746
Good. Um... go get 'em, tiger.
717
00:40:51,771 --> 00:40:53,045
Okay.
718
00:41:04,565 --> 00:41:05,851
Oh, hey, one more thing. You think we
719
00:41:05,875 --> 00:41:07,402
can get some of these turkey legs to go?
720
00:41:07,427 --> 00:41:08,638
Uh, I don't see why not.
721
00:41:08,663 --> 00:41:10,731
Um, I left your keys in the car.
722
00:41:10,756 --> 00:41:13,275
Yeah, I remember. Appreciate it, though.
723
00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:15,903
Oh, yeah, I did prefer the other beanie.
724
00:41:17,244 --> 00:41:18,808
What?
725
00:41:37,958 --> 00:41:40,227
Hi there, Felicity Price.
726
00:41:40,328 --> 00:41:42,563
What in the hell are you doing in here?
727
00:41:42,897 --> 00:41:45,166
Why are you lying about who you are?
728
00:41:45,284 --> 00:41:46,776
- I'm what?
- Well, I mean,
729
00:41:46,801 --> 00:41:48,569
everyone gilds the lily, but you?
730
00:41:49,136 --> 00:41:52,573
Every sentence out
of your mouth is a porker.
731
00:41:52,673 --> 00:41:54,408
It's makin' my ears ring.
732
00:41:54,433 --> 00:41:55,551
Just what gives?
733
00:41:55,576 --> 00:41:56,811
I-I don't know what you mean.
734
00:41:56,911 --> 00:42:00,014
Okay. Well, I mean,
y-you're lying about being
735
00:42:00,114 --> 00:42:01,816
in that car when your father died.
736
00:42:01,916 --> 00:42:03,884
- I am not.
- Oh, there you go again.
737
00:42:03,909 --> 00:42:05,650
You're also fibbing about
growing up on the run.
738
00:42:05,675 --> 00:42:07,430
Well, we weren't on
the run all the time,
739
00:42:07,455 --> 00:42:08,456
obviously, but...
740
00:42:08,556 --> 00:42:10,224
Okay, and-and-and you're not
741
00:42:10,324 --> 00:42:12,059
a mixed media visual artist
742
00:42:12,159 --> 00:42:14,929
from rural Vermont,
whatever your bio says.
743
00:42:15,029 --> 00:42:17,932
So, you're, obviously...
Y-Y-You're scamming
744
00:42:18,032 --> 00:42:19,834
these sisters out of their inheritance
745
00:42:19,934 --> 00:42:21,302
one lie at a time.
746
00:42:21,402 --> 00:42:22,870
So, who are you?
747
00:42:22,970 --> 00:42:24,572
I am Felicity Price.
748
00:42:24,597 --> 00:42:25,948
Nope. Try again.
749
00:42:25,973 --> 00:42:28,109
- I am.
- Bullshit.
750
00:42:28,209 --> 00:42:30,511
God, it's so obvious
you're not who you say you are.
751
00:42:30,611 --> 00:42:32,079
I mean, the accent alone,
752
00:42:32,179 --> 00:42:35,249
it's like, uh,
dinner theater Blanche DuBois.
753
00:42:35,349 --> 00:42:38,519
I-I-If I called one of
Felicity's friends right now,
754
00:42:38,619 --> 00:42:40,488
would they even recognize you?
755
00:42:43,324 --> 00:42:46,193
Give it up, lady. You cannot lie to me.
756
00:42:47,028 --> 00:42:49,397
I mean. Well, I suppose...
757
00:42:55,145 --> 00:42:56,254
Fine.
758
00:42:56,971 --> 00:42:58,239
You're right.
759
00:42:59,367 --> 00:43:02,285
Felicity Price is, uh, an invention.
760
00:43:03,210 --> 00:43:08,082
A... reaction to the cruelty
I've suffered.
761
00:43:08,516 --> 00:43:10,284
The years of abuse.
762
00:43:11,352 --> 00:43:13,921
Do you know what it takes
to become a real artist?
763
00:43:14,021 --> 00:43:15,690
Ah, gosh, I don't know.
764
00:43:15,790 --> 00:43:18,159
I guess, uh, big financial safety net.
765
00:43:18,259 --> 00:43:20,394
Maybe some family connections
to the art world.
766
00:43:20,494 --> 00:43:22,997
Pain and sacrifice.
767
00:43:23,931 --> 00:43:26,667
You must kill the old you
768
00:43:26,767 --> 00:43:29,537
to birth the new you.
769
00:43:29,937 --> 00:43:32,173
Reinvent everything.
770
00:43:33,774 --> 00:43:36,977
Your accent, your image,
771
00:43:37,078 --> 00:43:39,680
your entire personality, if you must.
772
00:43:39,947 --> 00:43:44,118
Every moment of every day.
773
00:43:44,945 --> 00:43:47,029
Felicity Price is
774
00:43:47,054 --> 00:43:49,590
who I was supposed to be.
775
00:43:51,325 --> 00:43:53,928
Proof of the passion and creativity
776
00:43:54,028 --> 00:43:56,530
that was smothered out of me.
777
00:43:56,630 --> 00:43:58,065
But no longer.
778
00:43:58,316 --> 00:43:59,533
Now...
779
00:44:01,669 --> 00:44:04,438
I am Felicity Price.
780
00:44:04,538 --> 00:44:06,207
She is me.
781
00:44:07,457 --> 00:44:09,276
You call it a lie.
782
00:44:10,144 --> 00:44:12,346
I call it my truth.
783
00:44:14,876 --> 00:44:16,917
Okey-smokes, man.
784
00:44:17,184 --> 00:44:18,386
That's true.
785
00:44:19,220 --> 00:44:23,391
Excruciatingly pretentious,
but, uh... true.
786
00:44:23,491 --> 00:44:24,692
Get out.
787
00:44:25,292 --> 00:44:28,129
Alright. Uh, hey,
I'm sorry for overstepping.
788
00:44:28,429 --> 00:44:31,165
Uh, so is there any shot that, uh,
789
00:44:31,265 --> 00:44:32,767
you could consider channeling some
790
00:44:32,867 --> 00:44:35,036
of that artistic empathy
towards your sister Delia?
791
00:44:35,136 --> 00:44:37,304
I mean, she's just...
she's been through a lot.
792
00:44:37,672 --> 00:44:39,040
Please leave.
793
00:44:46,213 --> 00:44:47,581
Sorry.
794
00:44:51,177 --> 00:44:53,062
Holy butt-munch!
795
00:44:53,087 --> 00:44:55,790
Oh.
796
00:44:58,092 --> 00:45:00,394
Rest in spangled power, Amber.
797
00:45:00,419 --> 00:45:01,954
We love you.
798
00:45:05,900 --> 00:45:08,035
Oh, great. There you are.
799
00:45:08,402 --> 00:45:11,005
Hey, hey, buddy. I-I'm sorry, but I-I,
800
00:45:11,105 --> 00:45:13,074
you know, I did that whole
lie detector routine
801
00:45:13,099 --> 00:45:14,383
on Felicity, just like we planned,
802
00:45:14,408 --> 00:45:16,077
and I'm sorry to say, but I just...
803
00:45:16,177 --> 00:45:17,712
I don't think she's an imposter.
804
00:45:17,812 --> 00:45:19,714
Imposter syndrome maybe.
805
00:45:20,081 --> 00:45:22,083
What the fuck are you talking about?
806
00:45:27,167 --> 00:45:29,831
Alright. If you were just, like,
tooling around
807
00:45:29,857 --> 00:45:32,960
the neighborhood for two hours,
like some angsty teen,
808
00:45:33,060 --> 00:45:35,062
then who was I even gabbing to?
809
00:45:35,162 --> 00:45:37,698
I-I mean, are you even you?
810
00:45:37,798 --> 00:45:39,734
I'm me, Delia.
811
00:45:41,902 --> 00:45:43,437
We met at an apple orchard.
812
00:45:44,605 --> 00:45:45,740
Charlie.
813
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,808
Alright. I, I see it.
814
00:45:48,242 --> 00:45:51,379
I don't understand why any of
my sisters would pretend to be me.
815
00:45:51,479 --> 00:45:53,481
Hey, there you are, um.
816
00:45:53,581 --> 00:45:55,750
I wanted to get this
to you before you leave.
817
00:45:57,251 --> 00:45:59,520
I-I'm glad you changed your mind, Delia.
818
00:45:59,620 --> 00:46:00,721
G-Good luck.
819
00:46:05,717 --> 00:46:07,128
That's why.
820
00:46:08,029 --> 00:46:12,633
Felicity offered us
$150K to not contest the will.
821
00:46:12,733 --> 00:46:14,869
I guess one of my sisters wore my coat.
822
00:46:14,969 --> 00:46:17,705
Oh, and your beanie, right.
The different color.
823
00:46:17,805 --> 00:46:19,006
God, I'm a moron.
824
00:46:19,106 --> 00:46:20,608
And, uh, signed the contract.
825
00:46:20,708 --> 00:46:23,577
No, no, no, no.
You, you got to tear this up.
826
00:46:23,678 --> 00:46:25,246
We can prove that's not your signature.
827
00:46:25,546 --> 00:46:27,581
Charlie, I have been staring
828
00:46:27,682 --> 00:46:29,417
at that drinks table
ever since we got here
829
00:46:29,517 --> 00:46:31,419
trying to remember why it's not
830
00:46:31,519 --> 00:46:33,821
a fantastic idea to get wasted.
831
00:46:34,989 --> 00:46:36,524
Whoever did this had it right.
832
00:46:37,425 --> 00:46:38,793
Take the money and run.
833
00:46:38,893 --> 00:46:40,828
I mean, you can't even
buy a whole orchard
834
00:46:40,928 --> 00:46:43,531
for $150K, I-I'd assume.
835
00:46:43,631 --> 00:46:46,334
I am financially illiterate.
It does keep me up at night.
836
00:46:46,434 --> 00:46:49,070
Money is replaceable.
I pick peace of mind.
837
00:46:49,170 --> 00:46:51,072
Well, you know what? Sorry, buddy,
838
00:46:51,172 --> 00:46:53,040
but, fuck it, I'd love
for you to have both.
839
00:46:53,140 --> 00:46:54,842
Hey, Lady Diana.
840
00:46:54,942 --> 00:46:56,243
- Lady Diana.
- Hey. Whoa.
841
00:46:56,344 --> 00:46:58,145
- Lady Diana. Come here.
- Hey, hey, mine.
842
00:46:58,245 --> 00:47:00,114
Come here. Wrong leg, baby girl.
843
00:47:00,214 --> 00:47:02,183
Alright, we're gonna get
'em next time. I promise.
844
00:47:02,311 --> 00:47:03,451
Sorry.
845
00:47:03,551 --> 00:47:05,686
No, it's, uh, Lady Di's now, uh.
846
00:47:05,786 --> 00:47:06,954
Oh, okay.
847
00:47:07,054 --> 00:47:08,756
Hey, uh, how's that going?
848
00:47:08,781 --> 00:47:10,418
You still can't find that missing foot?
849
00:47:10,443 --> 00:47:12,501
Oh, God. Who would take Amber's foot?
850
00:47:12,526 --> 00:47:16,130
The wild boars, passing
hobos riding the rails, seagulls.
851
00:47:16,155 --> 00:47:17,640
You can't expect
a human foot to just stay
852
00:47:17,665 --> 00:47:19,192
on the beach and no one take it nowhere.
853
00:47:19,217 --> 00:47:21,992
I don't know. It seems
a humble enough expectation.
854
00:47:22,069 --> 00:47:23,471
And that's not even the worst part.
855
00:47:23,838 --> 00:47:26,307
Well, okay. Sh-Shoot.
What's the worst part?
856
00:47:26,407 --> 00:47:29,844
I got that song stuck in
my head. Um, "Footloose."
857
00:47:30,326 --> 00:47:31,479
Um...
858
00:47:37,685 --> 00:47:39,120
All day.
859
00:47:39,553 --> 00:47:42,390
- Well, I did ask.
- Mm.
860
00:47:46,861 --> 00:47:48,663
Um, goddamnit.
861
00:47:48,763 --> 00:47:51,766
It's like the smallpox
of movie plot songs.
862
00:47:51,791 --> 00:47:52,942
I blame Bacon.
863
00:47:52,967 --> 00:47:54,568
Bacon.
864
00:47:57,138 --> 00:47:58,305
Bacon.
865
00:47:59,674 --> 00:48:01,308
- Hold on a second.
- What?
866
00:48:01,409 --> 00:48:03,144
Well, portrait.
867
00:48:03,244 --> 00:48:06,414
Kevin Bacon in "Footloose."
Life-sized bust.
868
00:48:06,514 --> 00:48:08,883
Daniel Day-Lewis circa "My Left Foot."
869
00:48:08,983 --> 00:48:10,217
Right.
870
00:48:10,317 --> 00:48:12,787
Footlong, Five Dollar Subway,
cast in bronze,
871
00:48:12,887 --> 00:48:16,857
and a, a marble ruler,
approximately 12 inches,
872
00:48:16,957 --> 00:48:19,126
always known as a foot.
873
00:48:19,593 --> 00:48:21,896
Is this a riddle or an aneurysm?
874
00:48:22,797 --> 00:48:25,700
All of Felicity Price's
artwork is foot-related.
875
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:26,834
- And?
- And,
876
00:48:26,934 --> 00:48:30,538
and Amber's dead body is missing a foot.
877
00:48:30,638 --> 00:48:34,375
So that means I... don't know why.
878
00:48:35,609 --> 00:48:37,478
Geez. Synchronicity?
879
00:48:41,415 --> 00:48:43,684
No fucking way.
880
00:48:46,654 --> 00:48:48,089
I always say
881
00:48:48,189 --> 00:48:52,360
that art reveals the artist.
882
00:48:57,264 --> 00:48:58,532
Faux-licity.
883
00:49:00,468 --> 00:49:02,169
I figured you out.
884
00:49:02,636 --> 00:49:05,539
Before Amber saw Norma's new will,
885
00:49:05,639 --> 00:49:07,108
she was coping just fine
886
00:49:07,208 --> 00:49:08,943
with her mother's illness, right?
887
00:49:09,043 --> 00:49:11,278
That's true. She was,
she was very strong.
888
00:49:11,303 --> 00:49:14,031
Yes. But then,
Norma names Felicity Price
889
00:49:14,056 --> 00:49:16,262
as the new heir
of the "Kid Cop" gazillions.
890
00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:19,787
And, uh, well,
Amber begins to transform.
891
00:49:19,887 --> 00:49:22,456
New hairdo, weird piercings,
starting to dress
892
00:49:22,556 --> 00:49:24,458
like some kind of a cartoon plumber.
893
00:49:24,483 --> 00:49:25,818
Excusez-moi.
894
00:49:25,843 --> 00:49:26,969
She was having a breakdown.
895
00:49:26,994 --> 00:49:29,764
Yes, but, uh, not for
the reason you think.
896
00:49:29,864 --> 00:49:33,401
You see, uh, those changes
that Norma made to the will,
897
00:49:33,501 --> 00:49:38,205
well, they were causing Amber
to become homicidal,
898
00:49:38,230 --> 00:49:41,183
not suicidal. Isn't
that right, Fauxlicity?
899
00:49:41,208 --> 00:49:42,610
Well, I wouldn't know.
900
00:49:42,635 --> 00:49:44,470
You stopped my set for this?
901
00:49:44,495 --> 00:49:45,889
May I?
902
00:49:48,541 --> 00:49:49,759
- Thanks, pal.
- You're welcome.
903
00:49:49,784 --> 00:49:51,431
And I can't go on without her.
904
00:49:51,456 --> 00:49:54,159
So, I've come to the bluff to jump.
905
00:49:54,288 --> 00:49:56,390
- So, when you see...
- Bullshit.
906
00:49:56,490 --> 00:49:58,375
And pretty lame acting on top.
907
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,136
Suffice to say, I can tell
908
00:50:00,161 --> 00:50:04,131
based on this video alone
that, uh, well, she's lying.
909
00:50:04,231 --> 00:50:05,700
Amber had no intentions of jumping.
910
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:08,436
You really shouldn't speak
ill of the dead like this.
911
00:50:08,536 --> 00:50:12,440
Ah, well, that's okay
because Amber isn't dead.
912
00:50:12,540 --> 00:50:14,108
Felicity Price is.
913
00:50:15,209 --> 00:50:18,279
Amber's new look was a disguise.
914
00:50:18,379 --> 00:50:20,581
Designed to make everyone believe
915
00:50:20,681 --> 00:50:23,351
that the body at the bottom
of the bluff was her.
916
00:50:23,451 --> 00:50:26,454
When, in fact, it was actually the body
917
00:50:26,554 --> 00:50:30,591
of your long-lost sister,
Felicity Price.
918
00:50:31,792 --> 00:50:33,427
- Sacré bleu.
- Oh, my God.
919
00:50:33,527 --> 00:50:37,531
It was a crazy-smart scheme. Oh, boy.
920
00:50:37,631 --> 00:50:41,435
But there was just that
one thing about Felicity
921
00:50:41,535 --> 00:50:43,437
that you couldn't fake, wasn't there?
922
00:50:43,537 --> 00:50:45,639
Something that you found out about
923
00:50:45,740 --> 00:50:47,408
after you murdered her.
924
00:50:49,343 --> 00:50:50,945
Her prosthetic foot.
925
00:50:51,045 --> 00:50:53,080
- No.
- Shut up.
926
00:50:53,105 --> 00:50:54,523
You know, it was, uh, really
927
00:50:54,548 --> 00:50:56,684
some very quick thinking
what you did with the train.
928
00:50:56,784 --> 00:50:58,886
And, uh, well, those cops,
929
00:50:58,986 --> 00:50:59,987
yeah, they bought it.
930
00:51:00,087 --> 00:51:01,489
Take off your left boot.
931
00:51:01,589 --> 00:51:04,158
That is wildly inappropriate
to ask her to do...
932
00:51:19,373 --> 00:51:21,842
Oh. Oh, wow.
933
00:51:22,309 --> 00:51:24,145
Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry.
934
00:51:24,170 --> 00:51:25,421
This is...
935
00:51:25,446 --> 00:51:27,014
Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
936
00:51:27,039 --> 00:51:28,433
No, dude, I'm sorry...
937
00:51:28,458 --> 00:51:31,028
How very dare you.
938
00:51:31,419 --> 00:51:34,522
I come here to meet my long-lost family
939
00:51:34,622 --> 00:51:36,057
at the wake
940
00:51:36,157 --> 00:51:38,259
of the mother I never knew.
941
00:51:38,859 --> 00:51:40,828
And how do you welcome me?
942
00:51:42,129 --> 00:51:45,199
You force me
943
00:51:45,299 --> 00:51:49,603
to bare my disability to you.
944
00:51:50,137 --> 00:51:52,440
Are you happy now?
945
00:51:52,540 --> 00:51:55,242
- No.
- Or is there
946
00:51:55,676 --> 00:51:59,213
more humiliation in store?
947
00:52:07,212 --> 00:52:08,446
Uh...
948
00:52:09,357 --> 00:52:10,558
hold on.
949
00:52:21,068 --> 00:52:23,204
Oh!
950
00:52:34,215 --> 00:52:35,383
Ew!
951
00:52:35,483 --> 00:52:37,251
Oh, my God, that's so gross.
952
00:52:37,351 --> 00:52:39,854
- No.
- Holy butt-munching shit!
953
00:52:41,155 --> 00:52:42,289
- Hamber?
- Hamber!
954
00:52:42,390 --> 00:52:45,159
The art reveals the artist.
955
00:52:45,393 --> 00:52:46,994
The spangles. Yikes.
956
00:52:47,094 --> 00:52:49,263
You know, I'm-I'm gonna call the cops.
957
00:52:49,363 --> 00:52:51,399
I, I did everything right.
958
00:52:51,966 --> 00:52:54,468
Everything Mom asked.
It all should have been mine.
959
00:52:54,568 --> 00:52:55,736
Hi. Yeah.
960
00:52:55,836 --> 00:52:57,471
I'd like to report a crime.
961
00:52:59,273 --> 00:53:00,608
- God, that was quick.
- Yeah.
962
00:53:00,708 --> 00:53:02,518
I'm sorry to barge in like this.
963
00:53:02,543 --> 00:53:04,645
We just fingerprinted the corpse's body.
964
00:53:04,745 --> 00:53:06,714
That wasn't your sister, Amber,
down on those tracks.
965
00:53:06,814 --> 00:53:09,083
- It was...
- Oh, we know, Felicity Price.
966
00:53:09,784 --> 00:53:12,486
Wait, so that means...
Uh, did one of you...
967
00:53:12,511 --> 00:53:13,951
- She did it.
- It was her.
968
00:53:13,976 --> 00:53:15,711
- Uh, she did it.
- Oh!
969
00:53:18,959 --> 00:53:20,428
- Which one is this?
- Amber.
970
00:53:20,961 --> 00:53:23,331
Does that mean we all have
different fingerprints?
971
00:53:23,431 --> 00:53:26,267
Of course. You're twins, not clones.
972
00:53:26,367 --> 00:53:28,502
Oh, my God. Yeah.
973
00:53:28,602 --> 00:53:30,104
Oui, merde.
974
00:53:36,944 --> 00:53:38,846
I wish I'd have gotten
to know her, you know?
975
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:42,316
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
976
00:53:43,617 --> 00:53:45,653
So, uh, who gets all the money now?
977
00:53:45,753 --> 00:53:48,089
Well, Felicity had no surviving family,
978
00:53:48,189 --> 00:53:50,424
so all the "Kid Cop" money comes to us.
979
00:53:50,524 --> 00:53:52,126
- Oh, shit.
- Yeah.
980
00:53:52,226 --> 00:53:53,269
- Whoa.
- Mm.
981
00:53:53,294 --> 00:53:55,863
So, enough to buy the orchard
off the old man, huh?
982
00:53:55,963 --> 00:53:58,099
Well, two orchards. Thanks to you.
983
00:53:58,199 --> 00:53:59,467
Me? No.
984
00:53:59,567 --> 00:54:01,902
Uh, come on,
I just asked a few questions.
985
00:54:03,637 --> 00:54:05,940
Why don't you, um,
come in on it with me?
986
00:54:06,874 --> 00:54:08,209
We make a good team
987
00:54:08,309 --> 00:54:10,211
and if nothing else, it'll give you time
988
00:54:10,311 --> 00:54:12,079
to figure out your dream.
989
00:54:12,179 --> 00:54:13,280
Uh...
990
00:54:13,848 --> 00:54:15,416
Yeah. I don't know. Uh...
991
00:54:16,017 --> 00:54:18,519
Well, maybe I could use
a little settling down.
992
00:54:19,086 --> 00:54:20,688
Form a little human connection and,
993
00:54:20,788 --> 00:54:22,490
oh, maybe get to know
the name of a few apples.
994
00:54:22,590 --> 00:54:23,974
Don't set your bar too high.
995
00:54:23,999 --> 00:54:25,901
Nah, I mean, you're right.
996
00:54:25,926 --> 00:54:27,928
Shit. Like, what am I even
running from, right?
997
00:54:32,266 --> 00:54:33,634
Oh, right.
998
00:54:33,838 --> 00:54:37,838
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