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- When it comes to finding the perfect partner,

why beat around the bush?

We're stripping back the filters and the clothes,

as we have a more instinctive way to find love.

Can picking a partner based solely on natural beauty...

[chuckles]

- Oh my God.

- [Anna] Help you find the one?

- Wow.

- I feel like my birthday and Christmases

just came all at the one time.

- You've got a face full of fanny.

We like to start where a good date ends.

- Holy moly.

- Oh wow.

- That is a lot of breasts.

- [Anna] Naked.

[upbeat music]

Tonight, a barber, a taxi driver and a celebrity

let it all hang out for their potential soulmates.

- Ooh, oh gosh.

- Kind of got a donkey cock.

- Mm.

- This could be my future daughter in law.

You don't want an HB pencil put in your bits.

- I'm going in.

- Ooh.

- When we're entirely unfiltered...

That is buried treasure, isn't it?

What do we really find attractive?

- We need to address the elephant in the room.

- Gosh.

You are very much a lesbian virgin.

- Yes.

- Buy one get one free.

- Let's find out by dating in reverse.

This is Naked Attraction.

Welcome to Naked Attraction,

where we've got more nobs and knockers than B&Q.

Inside each of these six pods I've lined up

a naked singleton.

Only one of them will be picked to go on a date,

but who's doing the choosing?

- I'm Judith, I'm 57 years of age, and I'm from Nuneaton.

As a practicing Christian I love my church life.

I'm also in a choir and I absolutely love it.

For the last eight years I've been

a full time personal carer to my mother.

Mum, I've got your tea ready!

However, it does make it difficult to meet men.

I have not been lucky in love,

but I've got my twin sister, we share everything.

- It would be lovely if you could meet somebody

that understands what it's like to be a twin.

- That bond.

Two years ago I was diagnosed with breast cancer.

It was very scary.

You know how I felt.

It was like I've gotta get through this,

will I survive it?

But you were there for me Joy, and that I will never forget.

But I overcame it, and now I'm ready

to embrace life in full.

So you've got your man, and I'm gonna get my man.

- You are.

Chin gin.

- Chin gin.

Naked Attraction, I need your help.

Adam and Eve found love in the Garden of Eden,

and they were naked, so now it's my turn.

- So Judith, welcome to the show.

- I'm so thrilled to be here sweetheart.

So excited.

- Well do you know what, it's lovely to see a lady

in middle youth, shall we say?

- That is lovely of you to say Anna, thank you so much.

- So why choose a date naked, Judith?

- If guys are serious enough to get naked to meet me,

then they're serious about finding love,

just as I am.

- Amen to that.

- Amen to that.

- Shall we play the game?

- Let's play the game!

- Come on then Judith.

Oh, you're in for a surprise.

In front of you we have got six colored pods.

Inside each of them is a hunky older chap, naked,

just for you.

Each of them has an attribute that you have

said to us you find physically attractive.

- [Judith] Fabulous.

- We are going to reveal them to you bit by bit,

and all you have to do is whittle them down

from six to one using naked attraction alone.

Are you ready?

- Yes, absolutely.

Let's get this game on the road.

- Let's see the bottom half of the bodies please.

[funky music]

- Going up.

Blinkin' 'eck.

Ooh ya bugger, ah.

You don't get this on the shelves at Asda.

Now let me have a closer look.

Red's working it, he's looking like an adonis, isn't he?

He's serious about it, look how he's clenching those hands.

I like the tattoos. - Oh he is, he's working.

- How experienced are you Judith, sexually?

- Sexually.

At my age I've no inhibitions.

Go with the flow, enjoy sex.

It's a thing I've missed out on,

is a regular sexual relationship,

and it's a waste, I've got a nice vagina.

- Is the vicar aware of your sexual prowess?

- No.

No lovey.

- Okay.

- Thank goodness I'm Christian and not Catholic.

Let's have a look at pink.

- So pink's caught your eye, come on then.

- [Judith] God, what a cock.

[laughing]

Wow.

- Do you know what, it's quite big Judith.

- It is, well I can take that.

- Can you?

- Yeah absolutely.

- How big d'you like it?

- I would say eight to 11 inches.

I do need to look at feet actually as well.

I love feet, I love to feel somebody's toes

round my pussy or kitty.

I find it very sexual.

- Gosh, I mean Judith, I don't think I've heard

anything quite like this before.

I'm speechless.

Okay, so pink's, you've pretty much mullered him.

Where shall we go?

- Let's have a look at blue.

- [Anna] Do you like to see the helmet

just popping out of the foreskin like that?

- [Judith] Oh I do.

I find it so sexual.

Yeah.

- Okay, so, shall we have a quick look at orange?

- Yeah look at orange, 'cause he's got girth, hasn't he?

- Well he has.

- Yeah and I can imagine that extending really, really well.

- But I mean just to use the modern parlance,

he's got a chode.

So a chode is sort of shorter and fatter

than it is long.

But a lot of ladies love a chode.

- Yeah, yeah.

Yeah I could work with that.

Yeah no doubt about it. - You think so?

- But I'm worried, Judith, because you said to me,

"I like to work with eight to 11 inches."

Orange, could you get up to 11 inches?

No.

Uh, hang on, eight.

Eight inches.

- That's all right, so you've got eight inches and girth.

What more does a woman want?

- Well, that is some grower.

Who do you want to go to?

- Let's go to green.

- Come on then.

- Now here's a man who obviously has a story,

just like I do myself.

- Yeah, you do.

Do you think that since you've had the breast cancer,

have you become more sexually liberated?

- I was so blessed, so fortunate.

A lot of women didn't make it.

And it's about saying this is the rest of my life,

I'm going to embrace it.

And I party every day.

I party every day. - Good for you.

I think a man who has embraced life with a prosthetic leg,

he's got the guts to be here and he's looking

for the right woman.

He's got lovely balls, he's got a good penis.

- [Anna] Oh so you like balls that hang a bit lower then?

- [Judith] Ooh yeah, yeah.

You gotta get your hand round them,

you've gotta get them in your mouth.

- God you're like a kid in a candy shop.

Right, we've not been to--

- We've not been to yellow.

- Oh, yellow.

- He's got a little bit of hair,

which is very, very nice.

Looks nice and soft actually.

I could quite imagine my nose into that.

Do you know what I mean?

Nosing around the soft pubic hair.

That's a real turn on Anna.

[laughs]

- Right, I think it's time for a decision, Judith.

Which color do you find least physically attractive?

- It really is so hard.

- [Anna] Well you've gotta fancy 'em.

- Yeah.

[tense music]

Um.

I would say green.

- Tell me why with green.

- I think judging by the length of his left leg

he's probably going to be a little bit too short for me,

'cause I am five foot seven, and that's without heels.

- So Judith, you are saying goodbye to Ernie,

who is a 48 year old landlord from Harrogate.

[gasps]

Come and join us.

- [Judith] Hi Ernie.

- How are ya?

- Not so bad, love, not so bad.

- I've gotta say Ernie,

I mean you're not actually that short.

How tall are you?

- I'm six foot.

- So you're six foot.

- Yeah.

- Now look, we've been speculating about the leg,

how did you lose your leg?

- Bit silly really, I fell over a plant pot and broke it.

- Oh Ernie.

- Aw.

- Things complicated after, and I got an infection,

and ended up losing it, that's what happened.

- Could you believe it?

- Ernie, I hate to say it, but we have to send you home.

- No!

- See you later Ernie.

- It's a bit disappointing, but she liked my penis.

So yeah, I was well pleased with that.

[upbeat music]

- Right, Judith.

You have got five sexy fellas remaining.

- Eee.

- Can we reveal the middle part of the bodies please?

[funky music]

- Ooh.

The more you look at them,

the more they look like a bloomin' race horse.

I bet all these would run in the national, you know.

- Which stallion would you like to go and look at?

- They're all unique.

Pink and orange have got a nice little bit

of hair on their chest.

Red's looks as though he might have shaved his body,

which is also very, very nice.

Blue.

What I'm looking for is somebody who's got rhythm,

rhythm in the bedroom is important.

- Does blue look like he's got rhythm?

- [Judith] Oh I think so.

I think there's rhythm in those hips.

Look, thumbs up you see.

- [Anna] According to a recent survey of 2,000 women,

the way a man dances really can predict his sexual prowess.

More than 80% said that nifty movers made better lovers,

while 67% said that flashy, over the top dancers

performed badly in bed.

Looks like Shakira was right all along,

the hips don't lie.

- I actually play piano.

I'd love to play for the boys and sing.

- I think we need to see whether these boys

really do have rhythm.

- Just got my grade eight when I was 20

but I say it's been a long time ago.

- Pop your specs on.

Here we go.

- One, two, three.

♪ The Lord is my Shepherd

♪ I shall not want

♪ He maketh me to lie down in green pastures ♪

♪ He leadeth me beside the still waters ♪

[laughing]

Hark at red swinging.

- Red, red really appreciates that Judith.

- I'm so stuck for words now the way orange is vibrating.

- [Anna] Thank you boys.

- They've all got rhythm.

- They've all got...

I have to say, red and orange are definitely going for it.

Ooh.

[laughing]

To be fair, I think it's time for a decision, Judith.

You are gonna have to say goodbye to one of the gents.

- This is very, very, oh God, it really is...

[tense music]

I'm going to say goodbye to red.

He obviously works out a lot, keeps fit,

but I want somebody to actually spend time with me

and not be in the gym.

- Understood.

You are saying goodbye to Andy.

He is a 64 year old taxi driver from Somerset.

[Judith squeals]

- A south west boy! - Oh bless him.

- How are ya, you okay?

- You've got an amazing body sweetheart.

- Thank you.

- You can drive me anywhere.

- It's not a date tonight, Andy.

- It's not.

- See you later.

- Thank you very much.

- Bye Andy, sweet, bye.

Oh look at that.

- When she mentioned about the dancing

I kind of thought let's get into my

Dirty Dancing John Travolta rhythm.

So I thought yeah, I might be in here,

but maybe I was a little bit too much for her.

I dunno.

- [Anna] Coming up, Judith bares all

before choosing who to date.

- They've all got such tremendous members.

I mean qualities.

- [Anna] And a celebrity pops up in a naked attraction pod.

Earlier, carer Judith whittled six men down to four,

based on naked attraction.

She can only choose one man to take on a date,

so who will she lose next?

- Oh.

- Well, Judith, you have got four

very nice gentlemen remaining.

But just remind us why you're here.

- I had the cancer two years ago,

so there's been health issues there,

and my biggest commitment really

is caring for my mother who's nearly 94.

I think I need a bit of a reward for what I've done,

and I do feel that God wants to give me that

partner in life now.

- So, now is the time that we get to see

the men's faces please.

Ready?

Everybody.

[funky music]

[laughs]

- Ooh, you bugger, ah.

I want to look at blue, because I do like long hair.

- So why d'you like a man with long hair then Judith?

- I just find it sexy.

I'd like to run my hands through it.

- Do you feel like running your hands through his hair now?

Just to see how it feels?

- [Judith] Shall I do that?

- Step ahead blue.

[laughing]

- Ooh yeah.

Oh it's lovely isn't it blue?

- Okay Judith you can let go now.

- I'm excited, I'm excited.

Been a long time, guys, been a long time.

Let's have a look at orange.

The glasses are sexy aren't they?

I'd like to sort of just put my fingers

through that lovely short dark hair.

- I think that's an invitation.

- Nice lips as well Anna.

Oh sweetheart.

Oh isn't that lovely?

He's got a loving face about him as well,

which is more important to me than having a big cock,

quite honestly.

A big cock don't pay the bills lovey.

[laughing]

- So, pink's looking a bit glum.

I think we'd better go and cheer him up hadn't we?

- Oh bless.

Eyes are lovely, nice blue eyes.

Yeah nice ears.

Hang on to them as well.

- To be fair, pink's looking very, very nervous.

- He should be.

- Okay.

What do you think of yellow?

I think he's got a cross in his ear.

Are you a main of faith, yellow?

Is this divine intervention?

- It's a sign.

- So, you've got these four fabulous fellas,

you're gonna have to say goodbye to one of them.

Who's it gonna be?

- Um.

I think I will say goodbye to

yellow.

I think again, I'm looking for somebody I think

a little bit taller.

- So Judith, this is Tom, and he's a 58 year old

sales assistant from Manchester.

Tom, come down.

- Hi Tom.

I'm glad you've got God in your life, same as me.

- Thank you, yes.

- It's important.

- It is.

- Thanks for being here.

See you later.

- Ooh, he's got a good backside.

- I thought she was a very nice looking lady,

a beautiful smile, and her character was

absolutely hilarious.

- Now this is the round where you get to hear their voices.

So fellas, Judith likes to bake.

So she has bought a homemade treat in for you.

We want you to have a nibble,

and then just describe what it is you're tasting.

- Now then, pink.

This is just a Victoria sponge

but it's got clotted cream in.

- Get in there pink.

- I like a cake.

- I love to use clotted cream in the bedroom.

There is nothing better than having this at my vagina, pink.

Says it all doesn't it?

- You've killed him.

[laughing]

- No it's fine, it just went the wrong way.

- Oh hang on, he's a Geordie though.

- He's a Geordie.

- It's how a Victoria sponge should be,

it's nice and moist and stuff.

- Strong voice.

- Little bit softer than I thought it would be.

- But is that just because you nearly killed him?

- Probably, poor guy.

Didn't mean to choke you darling.

- No, it's fine.

- Mind you, I'm a gagger.

I'm a gagger, aren't I Anna?

- Don't involve me in this Judith.

The gag reflex is an uncontrollable response

to any object touching the back of your tongue

or the area around your tonsils.

It's designed to prevent choking.

Most of us are born with this reflex,

but surprisingly, one study showed a third of people

don't have one.

Handy if you're going to become a competitive eater,

or an adult entertainer.

- Oh look at blue.

- Blue.

In you go.

- He's wondering what he's in for.

- It's lovely.

- Ooh!

- Very sweet.

No doubt like the baker.

- Oh he's a South London guy.

- Bit further.

Down in Kent.

- Down in Kent? - Ooh he's down in Kent.

What kind of voice?

Was it manly enough for you?

- Yeah.

Definitely manly enough for me.

Absolutely.

- Come on, in we go.

- Oh orange.

Orange, have a piece of my cake sweetheart, please.

- I'd rather have a piece of you.

- Cheeky.

- I bet you taste beautiful.

- Okay, what do you think about the voice?

- Very manly.

- And he loved your cake.

Now then,

three fellas,

who do you think you need to say farewell to?

- It really is difficult Anna.

They've all got such tremendous members,

I mean qualities.

I am going to say goodbye to blue.

- Why blue?

- Well, look at the size of the donger on that one.

But that one, the girth on orange.

I mean I can work with that sweetheart.

I mean the two together is your perfect Pringle can, innit?

Know what I mean?

- So blue actually just not quite enough for you?

- [Judith] Yeah.

- So Judith, this is Mark, and he is a 54 year old

builder from Kent.

- A builder, you could have lifted me,

couldn't you sweetheart?

Oh Mark.

- Nice to meet you.

- So this is, let's have another feel of the hair

before you go--

- Put him down.

I'm sorry but on this occasion we must say goodbye to you.

- Bye Mark.

They've all got such fantastic bums.

- Whoever goes on a date with her

is gonna definitely have a good time,

but Judith, you missed out.

- So Judith, there's two fellas left.

It's time for you to get those slingbacks off.

Off you go.

- See you sweethearts.

- Based on naked attraction,

carer Judith has whittled six men down to two.

52 year old HGV driver David,

and 61 year old business director Doug.

But only one can go on a date to find out

if there's chemistry when the clothes go on.

David and Doug, blimey.

Have you ever come across a lady like that before?

- She's gonna be a handful.

- Oh she is is she?

But can you manage it?

- Ooh I think so.

- What about for you then David?

- Definitely be a busy, busy busy.

- Now, last time you saw Judith,

it was with that lovely frock on.

Are you ready to see her in all her glory?

- Yeah.

- Come on then Judith.

[upbeat music]

Hello gorgeous.

- [Judith] Hello my sweet.

- Let the boys take it all in Judith.

Take it all in.

How are you feeling?

- Wonderful.

Absolutely wonderful. - Good.

These guys have stood here naked,

now I'm doing my bit.

- Quite right.

Now I'm gonna ask the boys first of all,

what do you like about Judith's magnificent body?

- Nice eyes.

Good smile.

- I just think it's beautiful, it's just natural.

She's got really nice boobs.

- That's where I had a tumor removed,

and I had three lymph nodes removed,

so I've got two scars.

- You can't even see the scarring can you?

- [Judith] No, I healed very well.

- They've not talked about the vagina.

Would you mind getting down there?

- I'd love to be down there.

- Crikey Doug.

But you've got the two fellas here.

Who's the man you now want as your prince charming?

You've got David and you've got Doug.

- You've got such wonderful attributes,

I'm never gonna forget this.

I think I'm living the dream.

I'm gonna go with Doug.

- [Anna] So what swung it for you Judith?

- [Judith] He hasn't taken his eyes off me.

- But we're gonna have to say goodbye to David.

I'm sorry, but it is not a date, bye bye.

- I thought Judith was a bit wild really,

the way she was going on.

She's obviously very liberated.

I feel a little bit disappointed

but hey ho, it's the way it goes, isn't it?

- Doug, Judith, get in there.

- Hi Doug.

- Hiya.

[laughing]

- Oh, this is gonna be good angel.

- Now, listen.

Next time you two see each other,

you're gonna have your clothes back on.

- Ow.

- You don't have to for long.

Have an amazing time.

Off you go.

- Come on sweetheart.

- Oh my God.

- She's got a really nice personality,

as we looked into each other's eyes

we just connected.

- I just felt the vibes.

I can go all night, and I want somebody

who can keep up with me.

And I think Doug can do it.

[melodic music]

Hello gorgeous. - Hello.

Almost didn't recognize you with your clothes on sweetheart.

He looks very smart in his clothes today,

but you know what,

we've been equally as naughty as yesterday.

Do you prefer me naked or do you prefer me dressed?

- I think you look absolutely stunning dressed,

but I think you'll look so beautiful

laying on my bed later.

I fancy her with her clothes on, her clothes off,

I fancy her any way she wants to put herself.

I really do.

- He's a super guy, so natural to get on with.

It's just so endearing.

- I would like to maybe go have a few more drinks,

and see what mood you're in.

- Well, let's drink to that then.

Cheers.

- I think it's progressing very well.

There's been a few kisses, beautiful,

they're just flowing, it's just natural.

- It could not have gone better.

Doug's a fantastic kisser.

Got lovely hands too.

He's just palmed me boob.

Hello sweetheart. - Hello.

- How are you?

- Missed you, sweet.

How you doing?

- I'm fine.

Good.

- [Female] How did the date go?

- I think the date went very well, to be honest.

Judith's got a fantastic personality

and came through on the date.

- We had a lot of fun, so many laughs,

we were never stuck for conversation.

It was though we'd known each other for years.

Yeah we had a good laugh.

One of the best dates of my life.

- [Female] Since the date, have you been in contact?

- Yes we have, we talk most days to be honest

and I have been down to Judith's.

I would think we'll be seeing each other again

but everything's gotta go very, very slowly.

- It's just nice to enjoy each other's company,

get to know each other really, really well.

I feel there's potential there for romance.

He's such a nice guy, sweet and caring.

[laughs]

- Welcome back to Naked Attraction,

we're just like a nudist beach

but without the threat of rain.

Inside each of these six pods I've lined up

a naked singleton.

Only one of them will be picked to go on a date,

but who's doing the choosing?

- Hi, I'm Rigby, I'm 27, and I'm from Chesterfield.

It's right hard to meet women at the minute.

I install hot tubs at peoples houses.

Occasionally people offer us to join them

for a little party, but they're always the wrong

sort of people and I'm never that interested.

Been traveling about a third of my life.

I've been through Europe, Southeast Asia,

Australia, Hawaii.

I've met birds from all over world,

and I still haven't found the right one.

I'm looking for a girl with big hair,

tanned, tattoos, good crack.

I mean funny, not a big ass.

Naked Attraction, I need you to help me

because nothing's worked yet.

Please help me out.

- So Rigby, welcome to the show.

- Thank you.

- So you're an adventurous kinda guy

that's been round the world.

- I have, yeah.

- But you've not found the one.

- Nah, not yet.

- How come?

- I've been all over, and I've met loads

of different people from all different places,

but I've never stuck in one place for too long, so.

- Oh, so you've had your fun, but you've not really

connected with a girl for long enough.

- Not properly, no.

Not really.

- Are you open to dating all kinds of people?

- I think through traveling you have to be

quite open minded with stuff,

so I think I'm open for a lot of things, yeah.

- Okay, so you're saying straight, bi, trans.

- Never gonna shut a door before I open it.

- Okay, oh I love that, Rigby.

So are you ready to play the game?

- I am well ready, yeah.

Let's do it. - Come on then.

- In front of you we have got six colored pods,

each of which contains a gorgeous young woman,

totally naked, just for you.

Every single one of them has a physical attribute

that you've told us you find attractive.

We're gonna reveal them to you bit by bit,

all you've gotta do is whittle them down from six to one.

Let's reveal the bottom half of the bodies please.

[funky music]

[giggles]

- Oh, chim chim charoo.

Look at this.

Oh, let's go here.

Orange. - Orange?

I've got a tattoo on my leg as well of Ganesha.

- Okay.

- Instantly drawn to that.

- What about her other Ganesha?

- Sexy innit?

I like it.

I really like a shaven fanny.

It's cleaner, and I love going down on birds.

- Do you?

- Yeah yeah.

- What do you like about it?

Is it the taste, is it the feel?

- It's the fruits, innit?

The one prize of life.

It's the fanny.

- Where else do you wanna go?

- We're gonna go pink.

- Pink.

- Oh, look at that.

Nice little shake there.

I like a landing strip like that.

Quite slim legs.

And she's not too pale either.

- Obviously you've experienced lots of different cultures,

lots of different women.

Any particular countries stand out for you?

- Hawaiians are quite experimental.

- Really?

In what way?

- Just up for everything and it's very fast paced.

Australians come across really forward.

And French as well.

Their pillow talk is...

- Off the scale.

- Yeah.

- Little bit of ooh-la-la.

They say French is the language of love,

and it might be because they've had loads of practice.

A recent worldwide survey found people

dating in Paris have the most sex,

yet surprisingly it's in Israel's Tel Aviv

that you're most likely to get a shag on a first date.

And if you're looking for love in Mexico City,

be warned, as 40% of daters there say that they've cheated.

Who next?

- Green.

- Green.

- Yeah, she's looking very short,

should be quite easy to pick her up.

- Do you mean sort of like pick her up,

legs around you?

- No, just to get biscuits and that off the top shelf.

[laughing]

I like 'em sorta like shoulder height if I cuddle 'em,

do you know what I mean?

It's nicer then in bed, innit?

She's got a nice fanny as well, nice and tucked in.

- Let's move on to red.

- Bit of a landing strip again.

Looks quite petite.

She's got nice slim legs.

- Yeah, amazing.

So yellow.

- Some nice tattoos on her arm again.

- Those are some pretty fierce nails.

- Yeah I know yeah, scratch ya back.

- Do you like that during sex?

- Yeah try and hurt me, I like it, yeah.

- Oh do you?

- Yeah why not?

- Okay, and then finally we've got blue.

- Yep.

Big nails again.

Got nice strong legs.

Nice and tanned.

Got a little foot tattoo.

- Oh yeah what does it say?

- Live, love, laugh.

So she's probably up for a good laugh.

- Okay, I know you've only seen

the bottom half of the bodies,

but which color are you gonna say goodbye to?

- I'm gonna go with,

blue.

- You're saying goodbye to blue.

- Mm-hm.

I've got quite skinny legs myself,

and I think her legs are a bit stronger than mine.

- So Rigby, this is Nicola, and she is

a 31 year old barmaid from North Wales.

- Aw.

- Is Rigby your kinda fella would you say?

- Probably not, no.

- Oh really?

Well in that case you two are absolutely not a match.

- Innit.

- See you later my love.

- See you later Nicola. - Goodbye.

- I can't believe that he chose to get rid of me first

because of my legs.

I am fuming.

My legs don't wanna go round his neck anyway.

[laughs]

- This is the point, Rigby,

where we get to see the middle part of the bodies.

- Get them tits out.

- Come on then, get the tits out for the lads.

[funky music]

- Sick.

Shall we go? - Lead away, my friend.

I'm going straight over here.

- [Anna] Straight to yellow?

- Yeah yeah, straight away.

I really like these boobs,

they've got a nice nipple to...

Great ratio. - Breast ratio.

Yeah yeah yeah, I like that.

- [Anna] It's a good size.

- It is, yeah, they are really nice.

- What do you like to do with a nipple?

- Lick the fuck outta them.

- Okay, lovely.

- Let's go to orange.

- Orange.

- Yeah.

So instantly I see that they are fake boobs.

Yes, they are.

- Full and firm.

And how about red?

- Nice nipples.

Had a boob job, I reckon.

- [Anna] Yeah?

- I'd say so.

I don't mind a boob job, if they're nice naturally,

then they're nice naturally.

- Oh she's working them.

- Give us a little wiggle.

- Little bit of flirting going on there.

- Yeah, go over to green. - Green.

I like that.

Small boobs but any boob's a boob and I love boobs, so.

- So Rigby, it is time to make a decision.

Who are you gonna say goodbye to?

[tense music]

- I'm gonna go for green.

All the rest have give me a little bit more

like personality and they've put a bit more across.

- So Rigby, this is Samantha,

and she is a 31 year old carer from Birmingham.

- Hiya, you all right?

- Ah, you're tiny.

So petite and gorgeous.

Rigby said he wanted somebody a bit more out there.

Are you out there?

- I am, I'm just quite shy at first.

- I'm so sorry, it's not gonna be a date.

Goodbye.

- See you later.

- When he said that my vagina was quite small,

petite and tight, it give me a real big boost of confidence.

I think I'll be getting naked a lot more.

- [Anna] Coming up, Rigby bares all

before choosing who to date.

- Yeah, she's fit isn't she, look at her.

- Earlier, hot tub installer Rigby

whittled six potential dates down to four,

based on naked attraction alone.

He can only choose one girl to go on that date.

So who will he lose next?

All right, you have got four ladies remaining, Rigby.

Now just remind us why you are here.

- I've been traveling about a third of my life

and I've met loads of different people

from all different places.

I'm looking for something a bit more permanent

than I've had before, someone that I can share

some like chips, cheese and gravy with.

- Oh, you are my dream guy.

All right, now in this round you're gonna

get to see the girls faces.

[funky music]

- All right all right.

Let's go over here.

To Ganesha. - Orange?

I really like her hair.

She's got a nice little twinkle in her eye as well.

- Yeah she has hasn't she?

- It's brave innit, to have loads of different

things on your face?

- Double piercing in the nose.

Is that a piercing or is it stuck on?

That's a piercing?

- Is it?

Micro dermal.

- Ooh.

A microdermal piercing is a semi permanent implant

where a metal anchor is inserted under cut skin.

Once healed, it can't move,

and their popularity is on the rise.

A survey showed 46% of women under 25

now have a piercing somewhere other than their earlobe.

But be careful that a passion for piercing

doesn't put a hole in your love life,

as a recent study found over half of men

actually find them a turn off.

What do you make of pink's?

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,

eight piercings, just in the face alone.

Have you snogged a girl with all those

piercings in her mouth?

- I have a few and my nose ring got caught.

- Ooh.

Anything else?

- The short hair, I don't normally go for it,

but when it does suit 'em it does suit 'em,

and I think it suits her.

- Totally pull it off.

So red, she's working it.

- I know yeah, playing with her hair as well.

- I'm kinda flirting with you, I fancy you.

Tell you what, she is really confident.

- Yeah, looking straight at me.

[laughs]

- Okay, so yellow next.

- Yeah.

Nice really long hair.

Nice lip piercing.

Cheeky little smile as well.

Yeah, very feminine.

Give us a smile.

[laughing]

- You're quite shy, don't be coy.

[laughing]

Fair enough.

Okay.

You've seen everything the girls have got to offer.

One of them's gonna have to go.

[tense music]

- I'm gonna go for red.

- Red.

- I'm looking for someone to be with permanently

and I just think that you might be a little bit

too old for me.

- Ooh.

You never say that to a lady.

- I know.

- Rigby, you are saying farewell to the mighty Lauren,

she's a 41 year old TV personality from Cardiff.

Give her a hug.

- Oh, no, no.

- Stay away.

- You could've had the goods but you're not having it now.

'Cause you're gonna get my back side now but you can't play.

I'm going, I don't want to be around him.

- Ooh, there you go.

- Don't say that to a woman about age,

just make up something.

That's your mother talking.

- All right. - All right.

- You will be slapping yourself when you know who I am,

but also you'll be slapping yourself,

well, not with me, so there you go.

- Now, Lauren, tell me a little bit about your career.

'Cause you are very, very well known.

- Well I'm on here.

- Obviously, and we love you for that.

- I'm a singer, go on stage at a lot,

and obviously I'm well known for being who I am.

- You're a stunning transgender woman,

and you're proud.

You look gorgeous Lauren.

I'm sorry, it's not a date with the young man here.

Goodbye darling.

- Thank you.

- [Anna] You've been properly bollocked.

- I know.

- I came out empowered 'cause I showed off

who I am as a transgendered woman.

All I can say is he's not getting this candy

and he never will.

- Three ladies remaining.

Now, this is the round where you get to hear

what they sound like.

What kind of voice do you like?

- Any northern voice is good.

- [Anna] So there's a familiarity there.

- [Rigby] Yeah.

- So girls, Rigby's passion is traveling.

So if you could take him somewhere,

where would you take him?

- We'll go pink first this time.

I've got a feeling she's a northerner.

- Have you?

- I'd take you to Tokyo and go Mario Karting

'cause it's fun and dangerous, just like me.

- Nice one, I like that.

- You could tell she was a northerner.

- You could just see it in her eyes

when I were talking, like.

- [Anna] Yellow, where would you take Rigby?

- I would go to Rio, and I'd go to a street festival,

because it's outgoing, it's fun, which I love.

- She's a Leeds girl.

- Yeah, you can tell.

- So it's another northerner.

- I'd love to go carnival, yeah.

It'd be sick.

- Well that leaves orange.

- I would like to take you to an elephant sanctuary in Asia.

I would love to experience it with somebody.

- That's cute innit?

- Good voice?

- Yeah, had a nice tone to it.

- Yeah she's quite soft isn't she?

- Comes across well, yeah.

- [Anna] Feminine.

- [Rigby] Yeah, I like that.

- Right, it's time to say goodbye to one of them.

But don't forget, the two remaining will see

you without your kit on.

[tense music]

- I'm gonna go for pink.

I really like all the tattoos and her nipple piercings,

and she's well cute, but I reckon if we ever kissed

it'd be like Kerplunk, we'd never come apart.

[laughing]

- You are saying goodbye to the gorgeous Milly,

who is a 22 year old student from Harrogate.

- [Milly] Hi.

- Hi, you all right?

- [Anna] She's amazing.

- I know, she's very pretty.

- I'm sorry Milly, it's not gonna be a date tonight.

- Come here, sorry. - Bye.

See you later.

- See you later.

- And the landing strip, I'm trying it out,

it's a bit of a new thing at the minute,

I normally have it all shaved off,

so it's great to hear that he did like it.

Maybe I'll keep it.

- So listen, Rigby, next time they see you,

gonna be with your kit off.

- [Rigby] Oh yeah.

- [Anna] See you later.

- See you in a bit.

- [Anna] Based on naked attraction,

27 year old hot tub installer Rigby

has whittled six down to two.

21 year old barber Shyanne, and 28 year old model Hannah.

But only one can go on a date to find out

if there's chemistry when the clothes go on.

Ladies.

- Hey. - Hey.

- Were you expecting to get down to the final two?

Shyanne?

- There so many stunning girls here tonight

so no, definitely not.

- Interestingly, you two girls are very similar.

Check each other out, eye up the competition.

- I think Shyanne's got a a really,

really beautiful curvy figure.

I really like her bum.

- I absolutely love your boobs.

[laughing]

- Right, up until now, ladies,

you saw Rigby with his gear on.

Do you wanna see him in all his glory?

- Oh yeah. - Yes please.

- Come on then, in you come, Rigby.

[upbeat music]

Can I introduce you to your ladies?

You have got Shyanne and you have got Hannah.

Now, ladies, check out the goods.

What do you reckon, Hannah?

- Very impressive.

- I love the tattoos.

I like how he's shaven.

That's nice.

Very good penis.

- Now, you're gonna have to make a decision.

At this time, you're gonna decide which girl

you do want to go on a date with.

You have got Shyanne, and you have got Hannah.

Who can you see yourself with?

[tense music]

- I'm gonna go with Hannah.

- [Anna] Hannah.

- I think even though she's not from up north

that she'd still eat some chips and cheese

and gravy with me.

- Really, cheesy chips?

Shyanne, I am so sorry, but on this occasion

is not going to be a date for you my love.

So thank you so much.

- He wanted to find a girl who he could eat

chips, cheese and gravy with,

but unfortunately I'm lactose intolerant.

[laughs]

- Hello.

All right babe.

- Aww.

I think you two are gonna have so much to talk about.

And next time you see each other

it's gonna be with your kit back on.

Have an amazing time, see you later.

- Cheers.

- He has got lots of physical attributes

that I would usually go for in a guy,

and he seems like a bit of a cheeky chappy.

Yeah I think we could have a lot of fun together.

- Competition were really tough,

the girls were really, really nice, really sweet,

but I had to pick one and as soon as I saw their faces

I were pretty sure I knew which one I were gonna pick.

[upbeat music]

Here she is, you all right?

- Hello.

How you doing?

- You good?

- Yeah.

- Good, good.

- Nice to see you again.

- It's funny seeing each other in clothes, innit?

- Like we done things the wrong way round.

[laughing]

It's really weird 'cause you kind of really do fit the bill.

- Really?

- Yeah, yeah.

Like yeah, tattoos, tall, nice eyes.

Yeah he seems like a really nice guy.

I think there's a little bit of chemistry between us.

Yeah.

- Do you know what, it's funny,

I haven't really dated hardly any girls with tattoos.

- [Female] Do you feel like you picked the right person?

- Uh.

- Why did you pick me?

- I dunno, I just think you looked a bit more fun.

- Quite a colorful look I guess.

I like to think it reflects my personality.

- Do you reckon?

- Yeah, I hope so.

- Yeah.

- I'd be happy to sort of see where the night goes,

if he wants to, I'm happy to go with the flow.

- What are you saying now?

- I'm happy to do what you wanna do babe.

I'm happy if you wanna have another couple of drinks,

or if you wanna go.

- I'd rather we met up another time.

- Yeah, no it's fine.

- Shall we get out of here?

- Yeah.

- [Rigby] Yeah?

- Yeah.

- Let's do it.

- We've exchanged numbers.

Hopefully next time we can spend

a little bit longer together getting to know each other.

Hey.

- Hiya, you all right?

- Nice to see you.

- [Female] So, how did the date go?

- Obviously it was quite backwards,

the way that we met initially.

- I'd agree.

- I do fancy him, yeah.

Like physically he's very much my type.

He's a nice hug, as far as hugs go.

[laughs]

Good cuddle, yeah.

- [Female] Was there any romance?

- She's lovely,

but I don't think there were too much romance if I'm honest.

[upbeat music]