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MOM, IN THIS LIGHT,
THIS DRESS LOOKS
MORE LIKE A BLUE-BLACK
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THAN A BLACK-BLACK.
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NAH, TRUST ME.
IT'S BLACK-BLACK.
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NO, IT'S GOT
A SLIGHT BLUENESS TO IT.
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IT MAKES ME LOOK PASTY.
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YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
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I LOOK LIKE A CORPSE.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO WIN THE PAGEANT
IF THEY THINK I'M DEAD?
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OK.
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YOU DON'T LOOK DEAD.
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WHY DON'T WE TAKE
A LITTLE BREAK FROM THIS
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AND TALK ABOUT
YOUR PLATFORM ISSUES?
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OH, I'VE BEEN TRYING.
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I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING
WORTH TALKING ABOUT.
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WELL, THERE'S THE CLASSICS,
YOU KNOW,
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WAR, POVERTY, DISEASE.
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NAH.
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OK, THE ENVIRONMENT.
YOU CARE ABOUT
THE ENVIRONMENT.
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I DON'T KNOW.
HASN'T THAT BEEN DONE?
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SEAN?
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SEAN?
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WHERE'S YOUR FATHER?
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HE'S UPSTAIRS.
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OH, HEY, UNCLE EDDIE.
HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?
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IT WAS GREAT.
DID YOU BRING US ANYTHING?
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NAH, THEY DIDN'T HAVE
ANY KIND OF, LIKE,
TOURISTY STUFF LIKE THAT.
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YOU WERE
AT DISNEY WORLD.
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HERE'S 20 BUCKS.
SPLIT IT.
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WOW.
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WE GOT 20 BUCKS
FROM DISNEY WORLD.
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WHERE THE HELL IS SEAN?
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WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
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THE PROBLEM IS OUR BAR.
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WHEN I LEFT A WEEK AGO,
EVERYTHING WAS GREAT.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
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HEY, THERE HE IS,
THE MAN THAT MAKES IT
ALL HAPPEN!
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[PEOPLE CHEER]
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ALL RIGHT, LADIES.
HERE YOU GO.
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ONE MANGO MARGARITA,
NO SALT.
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ONE PEARATINI.
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MMM, LOOKS YUMMY.
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SATISFACTION GUARANTEED.
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I BET.
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HEY, EDDIE.
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NOW THAT WAS A BAR
A MAN COULD BE PROUD OF.
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FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN MY LIFE,
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I WAS ACTUALLY EXCITED
TO GET UP IN THE AFTERNOON
AND GO TO WORK.
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SO WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
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WE'RE KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE
OF SOMETHING HERE.
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MY PROBLEM IS
I GO IN THERE TODAY,
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AND MY CAREFULLY
CULTIVATED VIBE IS RUINED.
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[POLKA MUSIC PLAYS]
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HEY, EDDIE!
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MMM-WAH!
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THE WHOLE PLACE SMELLED LIKE
BEEF JERKY AND ROLAIDS.
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HOW COULD SEAN
LET THIS HAPPEN?
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LET WHAT HAPPEN?
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WELL, WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
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HOW COULD YOU
BECOME A KNIGHT?
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IT WAS NECESSARY.
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NECESSARY?
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WHEN WE WERE KIDS,
AND DAD USED TO GO ON
ABOUT THE KNIGHTS,
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WE MADE A VOW
THAT WE WOULD DIE
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BEFORE WE EVER
BECAME KNIGHTS.
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
WE ALSO MADE A VOW
THAT WE'D NEVER GET JOBS,
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WE'D CRUISE
ACROSS THE COUNTRY
ON MOTORCYCLES,
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AND MARRY DALLAS COWBOY
CHEERLEADERS.
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I'M NOT THE ONE
WHO LET THOSE DREAMS DIE.
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UNCLE EDDIE,
DOES THIS DRESS
LOOK BLACK?
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IT'S MORE OF
A BLUE-BLACK.
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MOM!
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THANKS, EDDIE.
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CALL 'EM
LIKE I SEE 'EM.
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COME ON.
YOU SHOULD COME.
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YOU SHOULD COME AND SEE HER
AT THE PAGEANT.
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WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
TO OUR BAR, SEAN?
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LOOK, ED, DO YOU THINK
I'M ENJOYING
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THIS KNIGHTS OF HIBERNIA
EXPERIENCE?
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I AM NOT.
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DO YOU THINK I'D QUIT
IF I COULD?
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YES, BUT I CAN'T.
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LILY'S GOT HER HEART SET
ON THIS PAGEANT.
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LILY DOES NOT SEEM
LIKE THE KIND OF GIRL
WHO'S INTO PAGEANTS.
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YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
I THOUGHT INITIALLY.
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AND I'M TELLING YOU, SEAN.
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IF YOU'RE WORRIED
ABOUT THE BAR,
JUST JOIN THE LODGE.
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ALL US KNIGHTS
ARE BIG DRINKERS.
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I DON'T KNOW, DAD.
OH, GOD.
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PLEASE DON'T TELL ME
YOU'RE JOINING
THE KNIGHTS OF HIBERNIA.
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I'M NOT.
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GOOD, BECAUSE THE LAST THING
THAT I NEED IS TO BE FORCED
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INTO THAT STUPID
ROSE OF SHANNON PAGEANT.
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IT IS SO LAME,
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WITH THEIR STUPID SASHES
AND THEIR IDIOTIC TIARAS.
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GOD, CAN YOU IMAGINE
HOW EMBARRASSING
THAT WOULD BE?
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IT'S SO DEGRADING,
LIKE YOU'RE A PIECE OF MEAT
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WAITING FOR AN INSPECTOR
TO PUT A STAMP ON YOU.
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I'M NOT MEAT.
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YOU KNOW,
IT'S REALLY INSULTING
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THAT THEY EVEN
STILL HAVE PAGEANTS.
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RELAX, LILY.
I'M NOT JOINING
THE KNIGHTS.
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I DON'T CARE ABOUT
THE STUPID PAGEANT.
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YOU DON'T CARE
ABOUT ME AT ALL.
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WHAT?!
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YOU DON'T THINK
I'M PRETTY.
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OH, BABY,
OF COURSE I DO.
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OF COURSE I THINK
YOU'RE PRETTY.
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BUT NOT PAGEANT PRETTY.
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WHY WOULD YOU
SAY THAT?
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BECAUSE YOU WON'T JOIN
THE KNIGHTS.
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OK, I'LL JOIN.
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I'LL JOIN.
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AAH!
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OH, GOD.
I'M JOINING THE KNIGHTS.
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OK, SO IF I THROW
A BIG EMOTIONAL TANTRUM,
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WILL YOU THEN QUIT
THE KNIGHTS?
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I CAN'T QUIT.
IT WOULD CRUSH LILY.
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OK, BUT LOOK AT IT
FROM MY PERSPECTIVE.
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I SPENT MONTHS CULTIVATING
A HIP, YOUNG CROWD.
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YOU THINK IT WAS EASY
GOING TO CLUBS
EVERY WEEKEND
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AND DIALOGUING HOT WOMEN
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AND GOING
TO MOVIE PREMIERES--
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
THAT SOUNDS EASY,
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'CAUSE I WAS
SCRUBBING THE TOILETS.
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I WISH I WAS
SCRUBBING THE TOILETS.
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ALL RIGHT, ED.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
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THE BAR IS NOT
WHAT YOU EXPECTED.
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I'M SORRY,
BUT IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
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IT'S FULL OF FLATULENT
OLD MEN NOW.
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WELL, I'M KIND OF COMFORTABLE
WITH THE FLATULENT OLD MEN.
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YOU'RE COMFORTABLE
WITH THEM?
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YEAH, BECAUSE SOMETHING
HAPPENED LAST WEEK
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THAT I WAS EXTREMELY
UNCOMFORTABLE WITH.
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OK, SO I'LL
SEE YOU LATER.
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OK, SEE YA.
OH, AND THANKS
FOR THE NOTES.
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I'LL GIVE THEM
BACK TO YOU
TOMORROW.
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COOL.
OK.
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HUH.
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LILY, WHO WAS THAT?
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THAT WAS JENNA.
SHE'S IN MY ENGLISH CLASS.
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OH.
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YOU GUYS STUDY
TOGETHER, RIGHT?
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NO, NO, NO. FIRST TIME.
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SHE JUST TRANSFERRED
TO ST. FINIAN'S.
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REALLY?
MM-HMM.
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OK.
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OH, GOD.
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MMM, LOOKS YUMMY.
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SATISFACTION GUARANTEED.
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I PROMISE YOU
SATISFACTION.
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YOU KNOW
WHAT SATISFACTION IS,
DON'T YOU?
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I WILL SATISFY
YOUR EVERY NEED,
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IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN,
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AND WHAT I MEAN IS
HAVING SEX WITH YOU
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THAT YOU WILL FIND
ENJOYABLE.
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HEH HEH HEH HEH.
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WHOO!
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I SERVED A HIGH SCHOOL GIRL
ALCOHOL!
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YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
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EXACTLY. I DIDN'T KNOW.
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
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IF I WAS DOING MY JOB,
I WOULD HAVE KNOWN.
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SO SAY WHAT YOU WILL
ABOUT MIDDLE-AGED
DRUNK GUYS,
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BUT THERE'S NOT MUCH DANGER
OF ME HITTING ON 'EM.
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RACISM.
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SEEMS KIND OF
PREACHY.
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WOMEN'S RIGHTS.
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I DON'T WANT TO BE
THAT EDGY.
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WORLD HUNGER.
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BORING.
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THAT'S IT. I'M OUT.
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I'VE SUGGESTED 75 TOPICS
AT LEAST,
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FROM IVORY POACHING
TO CARPOOLING,
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AND YOU'VE SHOT DOWN
EVERY ONE OF 'EM.
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FINE. IF IT'LL
MAKE YOU HAPPY,
I'LL DO CARPOOLING.
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IT WON'T MAKE ME HAPPY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
NOTHING WILL MAKE ME HAPPY.
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THIS PAGEANT IS DEGRADING.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU WANT TO BE PART OF IT.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I JUST DO.
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SOMETIMES, AT SCHOOL,
I FEEL KIND OF
INVISIBLE.
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HAVEN'T YOU EVER
JUST WANTED PEOPLE
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TO MAKE A BIG DEAL
OUT OF YOU, JUST ONCE?
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WELL, YEAH.
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YEAH, THERE--
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THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME
WHEN I WAS 9,
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AND MY GRANDFATHER--
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SEE? I KNEW
YOU'D UNDERSTAND.
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I'M GONNA GO GET
MY SHEET MUSIC.
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[CHUCKLES]
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HEY.
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I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING FUN
WITH YOUR LITTLE
PIRATE CLUB HERE
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BECAUSE, UM,
YOUR LITTLE PAGEANT
IS MAKING MY LIFE HELL.
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HEY, WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK
THIS IS MY IDEA OF FUN, HUH?
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I HAVE TO GO
TO THE MEETINGS
2 TIMES A WEEK,
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AND AT THE INITIATION,
SHAMEFUL THINGS HAPPENED.
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TO YOU OR BY YOU?
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BOTH. BOTH.
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MAN, I ALWAYS WANTED
TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
AT THOSE INITIATIONS.
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WHAT EXACTLY DO THEY DO?
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I CAN'T TELL YOU.
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IS THERE NAKEDNESS
INVOLVED?
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I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM
NOR DENY THAT.
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COME ON,
AT LEAST SHOW ME
THE SECRET HANDSHAKE.
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I CAN'T!
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OH, COME ON.
THAT'S WHAT DAD
USED TO SAY.
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I'M YOUR BROTHER.
I CAN'T.
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HE WON'T SHOW ME,
AND I'M HIS WIFE.
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YEAH, BUT I'M HIS BROTHER.
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I CAN'T SHOW ANYBODY,
ALL RIGHT?
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MOM! WHY ARE YOU
JUST STANDING THERE?
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I NEED TO PRACTICE
MY SONG.
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I'M TALKING
TO YOUR FATHER.
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OH! I SEE.
EVERYBODY ELSE
IN THIS FAMILY
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IS MORE IMPORTANT
THAN ME.
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NO, EVERYONE ELSE
IS JUST A LITTLE MORE
PLEASANT THAN YOU.
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MOM, I'M SORRY,
BUT COME ON,
YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL.
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YOU JUST TOLD ME
THAT STORY ABOUT
WHEN YOU WERE 5.
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LILY, I WASN'T 5.
I WAS 9,
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AND IT WAS THE SUMMER
THAT WE--
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OK, I DON'T NEED
TO HEAR IT
ALL OVER AGAIN.
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COULD WE DO MY SONG?
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[GROWLS]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[PLAYS]
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* THIS IS THE MOMEN--
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* THIS IS MY NOTE,
FIND MY KEY *
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00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:04,011
* THIS IS MY NOTE
229
00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:08,048
* IN ABOUT 2 SECONDS,
I'M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU *
230
00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:10,751
READY FOR
THE MEETING, SEAN?
231
00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:11,885
OH, YEAH, DAD.
232
00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:14,121
HOT OFF THE PRESSES,
I'VE GOT THE PROGRAM
FOR TOMORROW.
233
00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:16,123
OH! LET ME SEE.
234
00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:18,992
GRANDPA, THIS
PICTURE'S FROM, LIKE,
THE FOURTH GRADE.
235
00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:19,860
YEAH, LOOK AT YOU,
236
00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:22,896
GROWN-UP TEETH COMING IN
EVERY WHICH WAY.
237
00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:27,935
SEE YOUR BROTHER
IN HIS UNIFORM?
238
00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:29,036
PRETTY SPIFFY, HUH?
239
00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:33,373
YEAH, HE LOOKS LIKE
THE KING OF
THE CROSSING GUARDS.
240
00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:36,810
GRANDPA, WHERE'S
THE TALENT PORTION?
IT'S NOT LISTED HERE.
241
00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,011
OH, THE TALENT PORTION.
242
00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:40,714
NO, THEY DROPPED THAT
A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO.
243
00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,015
WHAT? WHY?
244
00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:43,116
IT WAS, UH--
245
00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:46,119
IT WAS JUST TOO PAINFUL
TO SIT THROUGH.
246
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,956
WELL, IF THERE'S
NO TALENT PORTION,
WHAT'S THE POINT?
247
00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:51,158
WHAT KIND OF SCHOLARSHIP
COMPETITION IS THIS?
248
00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:53,894
WE JUDGE THE CONTESTANTS
ON MERIT.
249
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,763
WHAT THE HELL IS MERIT?
250
00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:59,733
MERIT IS--
LET ME TELL YOU A STORY.
251
00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:00,668
OH, FORGET IT!
252
00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,069
IF I CAN'T SING,
I'M JUST GONNA
LOOK STUPID.
253
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,004
I QUIT
THIS STUPID PAGEANT.
254
00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:05,272
Claudia: YOU DO?
OH, GOOD, YES!
255
00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,040
YES, THEN
I'M QUITTING
THE KNIGHTS.
256
00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:07,808
THERE YOU GO.
257
00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:10,110
WHAT? HOW COULD YOU
DO THIS TO ME?
258
00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:12,212
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
THIS MEANS TO ME.
259
00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:13,681
I'M NOT
QUITTING THE KNIGHTS.
260
00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:16,684
I WAS JOKING.
IT WAS JUST A JOKE.
261
00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:20,087
WELCOME BACK,
BROTHER KNIGHT.
262
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,058
WHAT'S THAT WOMAN DOING?
263
00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:27,761
SHE'S TAPING
HER DAUGHTER'S BOOBS.
264
00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:29,997
WHAT?
265
00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,164
IT KEEPS 'EM UP
NEAR YOUR FACE
266
00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,734
WHERE THE JUDGES
CAN SEE 'EM.
267
00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,736
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
268
00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:38,739
BUT 200 MILLION KITTENS
IS JUST TOO MANY,
269
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:43,110
SO THAT'S WHY WE MUST ALL
SPRAY AND NEUTER OUR CATS.
270
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,178
SPAY, NOT SPRAY.
271
00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:46,980
WHAT IS THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
272
00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:48,849
OH, MY GOD.
273
00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:51,184
LOOK AT THAT RED HAIR.
274
00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:52,019
NICE TOUCH.
275
00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:53,987
[IRISH ACCENT]
IT'S VERY IRISH-LOOKING.
276
00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:57,224
[CHUCKLES]
WELL, IT'S NOT
IRISH-LOOKING.
277
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:58,125
IT'S IRISH.
278
00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,694
HEY, I'M NOT THE ONE
YOU HAVE TO CONVINCE.
279
00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:02,129
GOOD LUCK.
280
00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,065
MY HAIR LOOKS FAKE?
281
00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,867
HELLO, LILY.
282
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,101
YOU'RE IN THE PAGEANT?
283
00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:09,837
YEAH, JENNA. I AM.
284
00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:12,139
I DIDN'T THINK
YOU WERE THE TYPE.
285
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:13,306
EXCUSE ME.
286
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:16,209
YOUR DAUGHTER IS HOGGING
THE MAKE-UP TABLE.
287
00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:17,344
OH, SHE'S NOT DONE YET.
288
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:21,148
YES, BUT, YOU SEE,
JENNA HAS A REAL CHANCE
AT WINNING.
289
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:24,417
SO DOES LILY.
290
00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:28,889
IT'S OK, MOM.
LILY COULD USE
A LITTLE EXTRA TIME.
291
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,358
LILY'S HAD HER TIME.
292
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:32,860
YOU'VE GOTTA
GET UP NOW, HONEY.
293
00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:38,031
NO, YOU KEEP
YOUR LITTLE BUTT
RIGHT IN THAT SEAT.
294
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,800
TAKE ALL THE TIME
YOU WANT.
295
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,201
MY DAUGHTER
IS BEAUTIFUL,
296
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:41,902
AND YOU KNOW
WHAT ELSE?
297
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:44,104
SHE'S GONNA WIN
THIS PAGEANT.
298
00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,239
[CHUCKLES]
[CHUCKLES]
299
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,509
MOM, I'M DONE.
300
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,445
NO, MM-MMM, NO WAY.
YOU'RE NOT.
301
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:55,182
I'M GONNA SCORE
SOME TAPE.
302
00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:00,821
HEY, LILY.
303
00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,522
HEY, DADDY.
OH, THANK YOU.
304
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,957
YOU LOOK
SO BEAUTIFUL.
305
00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:04,858
AAH!
AAH!
306
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:05,793
DON'T--
WHAT?
307
00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,360
WHAT? I WAS GOING TO GIVE
HER A LITTLE KISS.
308
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,796
DON'T TOUCH HER.
NO, NO KISS.
309
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:11,164
YOU ARE DULLING HER
JUST BY BREATHING
ON HER.
310
00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:12,833
LOOK, WE HAVE
WORK TO DO.
311
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,201
OK.
312
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,803
GOOD LUCK, LILY.
313
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,537
OH, THANKS, JENNA.
314
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,638
OH, IS THAT YOUR DAD?
315
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:22,375
OH, YES, HI.
PLEASURE TO MEET YOU
FOR THE FIRST TIME.
316
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,043
OK, GUYS.
317
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,212
OPENING NUMBER,
CONTESTANTS.
318
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,446
OH, OH.
319
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:27,514
OK, WAIT.
320
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,917
HERE, VASELINE.
321
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,821
CHECK THIS OUT.
322
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:34,454
OH, HEY, HEY, HEY.
323
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,123
JIMMY, PUT THAT
DOWN NOW.
324
00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:39,793
THAT HELMET IS SACRED
TO THE KNIGHTS
OF HIBERNIA.
325
00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,061
FINE.
326
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,229
ALL RIGHT NOW.
327
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:46,033
YOU'RE JUST GONNA
TAKE THAT?
328
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,434
HELL, NO.
329
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,838
NO, LOOK, HERE.
BEND DOWN.
330
00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,172
OW, OW.
331
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,541
THERE, SEE?
332
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,512
I CAN'T GET THIS OFF,
YOU IDIOT.
333
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,982
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO?
334
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:04,351
AAH!
335
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:05,418
UNGH!
336
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:09,056
MAY I PRESENT THE FAIREST
MAIDENS IN ALL THE LAND--
337
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:13,026
THE CONTESTANTS
FOR THE ROSE OF SHANNON.
338
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:13,994
[APPLAUSE]
339
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:16,129
IT'S LILY.
THERE SHE IS.
340
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:18,431
HEY, LILY!
341
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:22,469
THERE THEY ARE,
THE FIELD OF CANDIDATES.
342
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:25,072
THEY ARE ALL ROSES
IN MY BOOK,
343
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:27,941
AND NOW EACH GIRL
WILL HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY
344
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,376
TO SHARE WITH US
THEIR THOUGHTS
345
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:32,079
ON A VITAL ISSUE
OF THE DAY.
346
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:34,547
CHRISSY HABBERSHAW,
PLEASE STEP FORWARD.
347
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:38,051
HEY, SEAN'S BEEN TELLING ME
ALL ABOUT THE KNIGHTS.
348
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,186
TEMPTED?
349
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,321
SOME OF THOSE RITUALS
SOUND PRETTY COOL.
I DON'T KNOW.
350
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,123
WAIT, WAIT.
WHAT DID HE TELL YOU?
351
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,157
THOSE ARE SUPPOSED
TO BE SECRET.
352
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:48,128
OH, JUST THE REGULAR STUFF,
THE OATHS, HANDSHAKES.
353
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,429
OH, SEAN.
354
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,598
HE COULD GET KICKED OUT
FOR THIS.
355
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,633
YOU BETTER KEEP
YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
356
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:54,667
KNIGHT'S HONOR.
357
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:58,338
MAYBE WE SHOULD SEAL IT
WITH THE SECRET HANDSHAKE.
358
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,084
YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD
AT THIS.
359
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,085
I'M STILL
PICKING IT UP.
360
00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:15,022
I JUST TAUGHT IT TO YOU,
DIDN'T I?
361
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:18,959
SO THAT'S WHY
WE MUST ALL SPRAY--
362
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,027
Chrissy's Mother: DAMN IT!
363
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:25,032
SPAY--SPAY AND NEUTER
MY CAT.
364
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:29,169
WOOHOO! CHRISSY'S TOAST.
365
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,104
WHOO! THEY'RE DROPPING
LIKE FLIES OUT THERE, LIL.
366
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:33,006
BUT ALL I GOT
IS MY DUMB PLATFORM.
367
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,141
IF I COULD SING, SURE,
368
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,008
BUT NOW I'M JUST
GONNA BE UP THERE
369
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:37,477
BLABBING ON AND ON
ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT.
370
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:38,611
HAVE FAITH IN YOU, OK?
371
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,013
WE WILL FIGURE OUT
A WAY TO BEAT THEM.
372
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:44,684
YOU'RE WAY BETTER THAN
THESE STUPID, PLASTIC,
LITTLE, BARBIE-DOLL GIRLS.
373
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,119
YOU THINK?
374
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:47,320
[LAUGHS] YES,
375
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:50,958
AND I AM WAY BETTER
THAN ALL THEIR MOTHERS.
376
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,293
BUT THE HOMELESS
AREN'T HOMELESS
377
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:54,427
BECAUSE THEY CHOOSE TO BE.
378
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:58,932
THEY ARE HOMELESS
BECAUSE WHEN THEY
GO HOME AT NIGHT,
379
00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:01,568
[SNIFFS AND SOBS]
380
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:06,073
THERE'S NOTHING THERE
BUT A BOX.
381
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,944
[APPLAUSE]
382
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:17,450
AND OUR NEXT
PROSPECTIVE ROSE IS
383
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,019
LILY FINNERTY.
384
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,520
Walt: YAY!
[APPLAUSE]
385
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:23,223
GOOD EVENING.
MY PLATFORM IS AN ISSUE
386
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,158
THAT I CARE
VERY DEEPLY ABOUT--
387
00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:28,028
THE STATE OF OUR
NATURAL ENVIRONMENT.
388
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:31,231
IT'S SO EASY TO PUT OFF
TILL TOMORROW
389
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,067
THE TOUGH CHOICES
WE NEED TO MAKE,
390
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:37,037
BUT TO YOU I SAY
391
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:40,573
THIS IS THE MOMENT.
392
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,576
* THIS IS THE MOMENT
393
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,079
* THE ONE GREATEST MOMENT
394
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:49,249
* LIKE THE FIRST
SPECIAL MOMENT *
395
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:58,425
* I REACH UP AND GRAB
FOR A HANDFUL OF STARS *
396
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:02,129
* AND RIGHT NOW,
IN THIS MOMENT *
397
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:05,132
* THIS ONE SHINING MOMENT
398
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:08,335
* I'M CAUGHT UP
IN THE RAPTURE *
399
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:11,471
* AND DYING TO CAPTURE
400
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:17,144
* THE LOVE THAT YOU ARE
401
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:22,182
* THIS MOMENT IS US
402
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:25,285
* IN ALL OF OUR GLORY
403
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:30,057
* IT'S LOVE'S
GREATEST STORY *
404
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:37,097
* THIS MOMENT IS LOVE
405
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,099
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERS]
406
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:42,502
YOU NAILED IT!
YOU NAILED IT!
407
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,772
THANK YOU, EVERYBODY,
408
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:49,276
AND REMEMBER
THE ENVIRONMENT, FOLKS.
409
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,045
AHH.
410
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:55,615
MY ALLERGIES ARE
REALLY ACTING UP.
411
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,384
THAT LILY WAS GREAT.
412
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:58,285
SHE WAS, WASN'T SHE?
413
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,253
YEAH, SHE'S GONNA WIN
ONE OF THESE YEARS.
414
00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:03,123
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"ONE OF THESE YEARS," DAD?
415
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,091
SHE COULD WIN TONIGHT.
416
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,225
WELL, IT'S NOT HER TURN.
417
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,227
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
YOU'RE SAYING
THIS THING'S FIXED?
418
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,162
NO, NO, NO. IT'S JUST
IF A GIRL'S BEEN
419
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,530
IN THE PAGEANT
FOR A FEW YEARS,
420
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,132
AND HER FATHER'S
ACTIVE IN THE LODGE,
421
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,701
WELL, THEN EVERYBODY
JUST AGREES
IT'S HER TURN.
422
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,169
IT'S ONLY FAIR.
423
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:16,769
OH, GOD.
424
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:17,737
THAT LILY'S SO GOOD.
425
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,207
SHE'S A SHOO-IN
FOR 2005.
426
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,843
THIS NIGHTMARE IS
GONNA REPEAT ITSELF
OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
427
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,578
HERE COMES
THIS YEAR'S GIRL.
428
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:29,416
CLAP LOUD. SHOW YOUR
KNIGHTLY PRIDE.
429
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:32,319
[APPLAUSE]
430
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:33,486
JENNA?
YEAH.
431
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,421
JENNA McMULLEN.
YOU KNOW HER?
432
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:40,293
NO, I'VE NEVER SERVED HER
BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
433
00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:43,230
PLEASE TELL US
ABOUT YOUR PLATFORM.
434
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,864
MY PLATFORM IS ENTITLED
435
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:49,836
SHATTERED DREAMS,
THE TRAGEDY
OF TEEN DRINKING.
436
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:54,474
STATISTICS TELL US
THAT OVER 50%
OF TEENAGERS
437
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:59,579
ADMIT TO HAVING
ONE OR MORE DRINKS
OF ALCOHOL EVERY WEEK.
438
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,114
YOU'VE GOT
TO BE KIDDING.
439
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:04,284
I WOULD ASK
ALL THE TEENS HERE TODAY
440
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:09,356
TO FOLLOW MY EXAMPLE
AND TO ABSTAIN
FROM ALCOHOL.
441
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:13,260
I THANK YOU,
AND SO DOES AMERICA.
442
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,628
[APPLAUSE]
443
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:18,665
DID YOU SEE LILY?
444
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:19,532
SHE HAS GOT THIS
IN THE BAG.
445
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:21,668
NO, NO, NO.
JENNA'S GOT IT
IN THE BAG.
446
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,403
OH, THAT TEEN ALCOHOL
THING?
447
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,137
THAT'S SO TIRED.
448
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,372
NO, NO, NO.
SHE'S GOING TO WIN.
449
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,574
THEY DECIDE ON IT
BEFORE IT STARTS.
450
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:29,809
WHAT?
451
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:30,877
NO, THEY CAN'T DO THAT.
452
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,246
WELL, APPARENTLY,
THEY CAN,
453
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,547
AND YOU KNOW
WHAT'S WORSE?
454
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:35,648
MISS TEEN ABSTINENCE
UP THERE
455
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:39,286
WAS SWILLING BACK PEARATINIS
AT THE RED BOOT LAST WEEK.
456
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,254
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
457
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:42,889
EDDIE TOLD ME.
458
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:43,756
WASN'T HE OUT OF TOWN?
459
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:47,260
OH, YEAH.
REGGIE TOLD ME.
460
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,596
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
461
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:53,266
IN THE EVENT
OUR NEW ROSE OF SHANNON
CANNOT FULFILL HER DUTIES,
462
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,835
OUR FIRST RUNNER-UP
WILL TAKE HER PLACE,
463
00:18:55,868 --> 00:19:00,940
AND OUR FIRST RUNNER-UP
FOR THE ROSE OF SHANNON IS
464
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:04,411
MISS LILY FINNERTY.
465
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:07,180
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERS]
466
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:09,549
AND YOU'RE OK WITH THIS?
467
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,518
NO, OF COURSE I'M NOT,
BUT WHAT CAN I DO?
468
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:14,421
IT'S PRE-ORDAINED
LIKE PRO WRESTLING.
469
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,326
OH, DEAR GOD.
TAKE THAT OFF.
470
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,394
I CAN'T.
471
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:22,629
JUST STOP THAT, HENRY.
472
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,332
I WAS JUST MAKING SURE
HE WAS STILL ALIVE
IN THERE.
473
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,567
JUST ASK ME.
474
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:32,672
AND THE NEW ROSE OF SHANNON,
475
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:35,408
MISS JENNA McMULLEN!
476
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:38,311
[APPLAUSE]
477
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,447
HERE YA GO,
SWEETHEART.
478
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:48,355
I AM SO HAPPY
FOR YOU.
479
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,323
NO, NO. YOU KNOW WHAT?
480
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:53,426
I AM NOT GONNA SIT IDLY BY
WHILE I AM ROBBED.
481
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:57,464
STOP THE PROCEEDINGS.
THEY'RE OVER.
482
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:58,998
OH, YEAH? MAYBE YOU'D LIKE
TO KNOW THAT JENNA,
483
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,868
MISS NO ALCOHOL PLEDGE,
IS A BOOZE-SWILLING LIAR.
484
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:02,969
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
485
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,471
OH, I'M TALKING ABOUT
WRITING A LETTER
TO THE PAPER,
486
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,506
LETTING THEM KNOW
THAT YOUR NEW ROSE
487
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,574
WAS SEEN TOSSING BACK A FEW
488
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,742
AT THE RED BOOT PUB
LAST WEEK.
489
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:11,811
OH, GREAT.
490
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:14,414
[WHISPERING]
491
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:16,783
JENNA?
492
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:20,287
WERE YOU DRINKING
AT THE RED BOOT PUB
LAST WEEK?
493
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,689
WHAT? NO.
494
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,391
MY WITNESSES
SAY OTHERWISE.
495
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:27,894
I JUST HAD 2 MARTINIS
AND A BEER.
496
00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:30,363
EXCUSE ME.
497
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:33,366
I'M AFRAID THERE'S BEEN
A LITTLE MISTAKE.
498
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,435
THE JUDGES HAVE
RETABULATED THE VOTES
499
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:40,407
AND OUR NEW ROSE OF SHANNON
IS ACTUALLY LILY FINNERTY.
500
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,541
AAH!
501
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,042
AAH! AAH!
502
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,677
AAH!
503
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:45,845
THANK YOU!
504
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,780
THANK YOU!
505
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:51,818
OH, MY ALLERGIES
ARE WAY OUT OF CONTROL.
506
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,653
MINE, TOO.
507
00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,626
OH, MY GOD! THAT'S HIM!
508
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:01,861
THAT'S THE GUY
WHO SERVED ME ALCOHOL.
509
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:03,863
LILY'S DAD SERVED ME!
510
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:06,366
OH, THAT'S JUST PATHETIC.
511
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:09,469
THEY'LL STOOP
TO ANYTHING,
WON'T THEY?
512
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:25,318
* THIS IS THE MOMENT,
THE ONE GREATEST MOMENT *
513
00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,487
* THE MOMENT I OPEN
514
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,357
* YING YANG'S
CHINESE RESTAURANT *
515
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:35,462
* THE HOME OF FINE MANDARIN
AND C-CANTONESE FOOD *
516
00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:37,864
* FOOD
CUT THE RIBBON.
517
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:40,500
WHOO!
518
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:41,668
IS THAT IT?
519
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,736
NO, YOU'RE SINGING
AT THE NOON MEAL
AT THE SENIOR CENTER.
520
00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:45,805
I HAVE TO DO THIS
FOR A YEAR?
521
00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:48,007
ISN'T IT GREAT?
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