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HEY, HE LOOKS BUSY.
WE SHOULD COME BACK LATER.
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HEY, HEY!
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IT'S THE RIGHT THING
TO DO,
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AND YOU'LL BE HAPPY
WHEN IT'S OVER. COME ON.
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HERE YOU GO, MICHAEL.
SAY HI TO YOUR MOM.
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[SEAN SIGHS,
CLEARS THROAT]
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MR. FINCH?
UH-HUH.
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MY SON HAS SOMETHING
HE WANTS TO SAY TO YOU.
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SIR, YESTERDAY...
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I TOOK ONE OF YOUR
REMOTE CONTROL CARS,
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AND I DIDN'T
PAY FOR IT.
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IS THAT SO?
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YES, BUT I REALIZE
THAT THAT WAS
VERY WRONG,
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AND--AND I'M SORRY.
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GIVE THE MAN
HIS MONEY.
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HERE'S $20.00.
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OK, THATABOY, JIMMY.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
CALLING THE POLICE.
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WHAT THE HELL?
HE JUST APOLOGIZED.
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HE SAID HE'D PAY.
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OH, HE'LL PAY.
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NO--NO, THIS IS THE POINT
WHERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO SAY,
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"I HOPE YOU LEARNED
YOUR LESSON, YOUNG MAN."
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HELLO, I'D LIKE
TO REPORT A THEFT.
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HEY, YOU DON'T WANT
TO DO THAT.
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THE HELL I DON'T!
WHAT THE HELL?!
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YOU GAVE THE OTHER KID
A LOLLIPOP!
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THAT OTHER KID ISN'T
A DIRTY LITTLE THIEF!
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THIS WAS JUST
A LITTLE TOY CAR.
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CAN'T WE TALK
ABOUT THIS?
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I LET THIS
DO THE TALKING.
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THAT'S A WHIFFLE BAT.
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THAT'S RIGHT,
AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT!
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HEY, HEY,
DON'T DO THAT.
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YOU JUST BACK OFF.
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YOU'RE GOING TO JUVY.
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I AM?
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
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YES, I'D LIKE TO REPORT
A THEFT.
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HOLD ON. I GOT IT.
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YOU BROUGHT THAT ON
YOURSELF.
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YEAH, LET THE RECORD SHOW
THAT WE TRIED TO DO
THE RIGHT THING, JIMMY,
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BUT THIS GUY
WAS A JACKASS!
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HERE. YOU'RE A GOOD KID.
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DEAN?
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YEAH, BABY?
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MMM...WHAT'S YOUR MOM LIKE?
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OK, SEE, NOW THAT REALLY
KILLS THE MOOD.
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I'M SORRY. I'M MEETING HER
FOR THE FIRST TIME TONIGHT.
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BABY, SHE'S A MOM, OK?
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DEAN, I'M SORRY.
I JUST--
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I WANT YOUR PARENTS
TO LIKE ME, OK?
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IT'S DINNER, OK?
RELAX.
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OK.
ALL RIGHT.
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SO, LISTEN.
I'M GONNA GET GOING.
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YOU GONNA WEAR THAT?
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THIS? I--I WAS THINKING
ABOUT IT.
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ALL RIGHT. SO,
I'LL SEE YOU LATER,
ALL RIGHT, BABE?
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I CAN'T WEAR THIS.
WHAT WAS I THINKING?!
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WHOO! COME BACK,
BABY. COME ON!
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DAD.
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WHOO! TAKING GORDON
ON THE INSIDE!
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DAD.
YEAH, JIMMY?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH THE CAR?
PLAYING WITH IT.
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YOU KNOW, I WAS
PLAYING WITH IT
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AND YOU WENT OFF
ON ME.
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YEAH, 'CAUSE
YOU STOLE IT, OK?
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SO YOU SEE HOW MUCH
FUN I'M HAVING?
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WHOO-HOO! RIGHT?
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THAT'S THE FUN
YOU'RE NOT HAVING,
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'CAUSE YOU STOLE IT.
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YEAH, YEAH,
IT HURTS,
DOESN'T IT?
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HEY, HENRY,
WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
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IZZY. HE'S A LIZARD.
HE'S OUR CLASS PET.
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BUT TONIGHT HE'S
SPENDING THE NIGHT
WITH ME.
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I'M GONNA SEE
HOW MANY SKITTLES
HE CAN EAT.
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OH, HENRY, I DON'T--
I DON'T THINK LIZARDS
EAT SKITTLES.
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I KNOW. I'M GONNA
CHEW 'EM UP
AND VOMIT 'EM
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BACK INTO HIS MOUTH.
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AH, DEAN-O.
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JUST THE GUY
I WAS LOOKING FOR.
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YEAH?
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ALL RIGHT,
THIS LOVE TRIANGLE
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IS TEARING LILY APART.
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[CHUCKLES]
WHAT?!
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I CAN'T DO THIS
TO LILY ANYMORE, DEAN.
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I'M OUT.
YOU'RE OUT OF WHAT?
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THE TRIANG MAN.
TRY TO KEEP UP!
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ALL RIGHT, BUT IN THIS
LITTLE TRIANGLE OF YOURS,
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I MEAN,
THE 2 DUDE CORNERS--
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THEY DON'T HOOK UP
OR ANYTHING, RIGHT?
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THE TRIANGLE IS GONE.
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SHE'S YOURS. I'M OUT.
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OK.
I'M NOT GONNA
STAND IN YOUR WAY
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ANY LONGER.
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BUT I JUST HOPE
YOU REALIZE
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WHAT A SPECIAL LADY
YOU HAVE UP THERE.
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ALL RIGHT, BUT HEY,
NOW YOU'RE OUT,
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LET ME GIVE YOU
A LITTLE FRIENDLY
PIECE OF ADVICE.
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THE ONLY WAY
YOU'RE EVER GONNA SCORE
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IS IF YOU GET
A MAIL-ORDER BRIDE
FROM DORKISTAN.
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HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I TRY TO BE
A STAND-UP GUY,
BUT YOU INSULT ME.
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NO, I'M BACK IN, BITCH!
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THE BRADSTER IS BACK IN!
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WHAT'S THE BRADSTER
YELLING ABOUT?
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I'M JUST TRYING TO GET
A LITTLE RESPECT. MRS. F.
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A LITTLE RESPECT.
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YOU HANG IN THERE,
BRADSTER.
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BRADSTER'S FINALLY
STARTING TO STICK.
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Lily, screaming: MOMMY!
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COMING.
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MOMMY!
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WHAT?
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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LOOK AT MY CLOTHES.
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I THOUGHT
YOU WERE DYING.
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I WISH!
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I--I--I HAVE TO HAVE DINNER
AT DEAN'S PARENTS' HOUSE,
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AND I HAVE NOTHING
TO WEAR.
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SWEETIE, WHAT
YOU'RE WEARING IS NICE.
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THAT'S NOT
WHAT DEAN THINKS.
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OK, JUST CLAM DOWN.
TAKE A BREATH.
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WHAT DID HE SAY?
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HE WAS LEAVING,
AND HE LOOKED AT ME
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AND SAID,
"ARE YOU WEARING THAT?"
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DID YOU SMASH HIS
BIG FAT HEAD IN?
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I SHOULD HAVE.
I SHOULD HAVE,
SHOULDN'T I?
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WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!
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[SARCASTICALLY]
"ARE YOU WEARING THAT?
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"IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE WEARING?
THAT THING? THAT THAT THAT?!"
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JUST CALM DOWN,
ALL RIGHT? MAYBE
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HE DIDN'T MEAN
ANYTHING BY IT.
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I MEAN, IF YOU WANT
MY OPINION,
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THAT SHIRT IS
SO PRETTY ON YOU,
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AND THOSE PANTS
WORK PERFECTLY
WITH IT.
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REALLY?
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OK. THANKS, MOM.
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WHAT'S IN YOUR CLOSET?
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THIS IS MADNESS!
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WHAT IS THIS YOUNG
AMERICAN FINNERTY THINKING?
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THINKING HE CAN JUMP
HIS NITRO-BURNING
BARRACUDA 100 METERS
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OVER AN OPEN,
BURNING PIT OF FIRE!
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HE'S DONE IT!
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THEY'VE PULLED HIM
FROM THE CAR...
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FINNERTY IS ALIVE!
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HEH HEH...YOU REALIZE,
OF COURSE,
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IF YOUR KIDS FIND YOU
PLAYING WITH FIRE,
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IT'S GONNA BE REALLY HARD
TO TELL THEM NOT TO PLAY
WITH FIRE.
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WELL, THAT'S THE PRICE
OF GLORY, BABY.
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WHERE WERE YOU TODAY?
I WAS CALLING YOU
TO COME PICK ME UP.
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OH, I HAD TO
GO BY THE SCHOOL
AND SEE SISTER HELEN.
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LILY OR HENRY?
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UH-UH. NO...JIMMY.
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ZZZOOOMMM!
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AH, MR. FINNERTY,
HAVE A SEAT.
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OH, HEY,
THAT'S A COOL CAR.
CAN I TRY IT?
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NO.
COME ON.
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I SAID NO!
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I TOOK THIS CAR FROM JIMMY.
HE STOLE IT.
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JIMMY? NO. NO WAY.
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I'M AFRAID SO.
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HE WAS BOASTING ABOUT IT
TO THE OTHER STUDENTS.
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OH, NO, NO, NO.
JIMMY WOULD NEVER
DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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THERE HAS
TO BE SOME KIND
OF EXPLANATION.
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YES, THERE IS.
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HE MET WITH
OUR SCHOOL PSYCHOLOGIST,
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DR. JERRY.
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Dr. Jerry speaking
in high-pitched voice:
SO, JIMMY,
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A LOT OF KIDS FEEL
MORE COMFORTABLE
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TALKING TO ME
THAN TO JERRY.
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I DON'T.
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[STILL SPEAKING
IN HIGH VOICE]
HOW COME?
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'CAUSE I'M NOT 5.
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[NORMAL VOICE]
DO YOU WANT TO
HIT THE DOLL, JIMMY?
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NO.
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GOOD. GOOD.
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JIMMY, YOU LIKE
TO TAKE THINGS
THAT AREN'T YOURS,
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DON'T YOU?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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OK. DOES IT MAKE YOU
FEEL STRONG,
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LIKE YOU'RE IN CONTROL?
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LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST SAW IT,
AND I WANTED IT.
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JIMMY, DO YOU LIKE
SMALL ANIMALS?
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YEAH.
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YEAH, THEY'RE GREAT,
AREN'T THEY?
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DO YOU EVER HURT
SMALL ANIMALS?
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NO!
OK.
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JIMMY, DO YOU EVER DREAM
SOMETIMES THAT YOU'RE BIG
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AND STRONG AND POWERFUL?
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MAYBE. I GUESS.
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AND IN THOSE DREAMS,
DO YOU EVER HURT
SMALL ANIMALS?
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NO. I HAVE NO PROBLEM
WITH SMALL ANIMALS.
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I THINK
THEY'RE FANTASTIC.
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DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE
KISSING THEM?
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MR. FINNERTY, HOW WELL
DO YOU KNOW JIMMY?
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HEY, HE'S MY SON, OK?
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I KNOW HIM BETTER
THAN ANYBODY.
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WELL, YOU DIDN'T KNOW
HE HAD A PROBLEM
WITH SHOPLIFTING.
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OH, LOOK, ONE TIME
DOES NOT CONSTITUTE
A PROBLEM,
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IF, INDEED,
HE STOLE THAT.
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AND IF HE DID,
BELIEVE YOU ME,
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HE'S GONNA BE PUNISHED
IN THE MANNER THAT WE
SEE FIT,
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AS HIS PARENTS.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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OH, BY THE WAY,
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I BELIEVE THIS CAME
WITH A CHARGING STATION.
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I CANNOT BELIEVE
JIMMY STOLE.
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OH, COME ON.
ONE LITTLE CAR...
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WHICH I'M NOT SAYING
IS RIGHT,
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BUT THEY'RE BLOWING
THIS THING WAY OUT
OF PROPORTION.
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IT'S NOT
THAT BIG A DEAL.
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OK, YOU GET NO SAY.
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YOU PRINT UP YOUR OWN
RANGERS TICKETS.
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NOT GOOD SEATS.
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IT'S SO NOT LIKE JIMMY.
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I MEAN, HENRY, SURE,
HE'S A LOOSE CANNON.
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YOU KNOW, LILY,
SHE'S PRETTY MUCH
CAPABLE OF ANYTHING.
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BUT JIMMY'S
ALWAYS BEEN OUR ROCK.
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OK, UNCLE EDDIE,
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF MY OUTFIT?
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NO.
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WHAT?!
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I'M NOT ANSWERING
THAT QUESTION.
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NOT IN A MILLION YEARS.
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I JUST WANT
AN OPINION, PLEASE.
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I HAVEN'T GOT ONE.
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ED, SHE'S--
Claudia: SEAN, DON'T.
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JUST--JUST, DON'T--
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YOU WANT AN OPINION?
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I THINK YOU
LOOK BEAUTIFUL
IN ANYTHING.
229
00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:17,197
WHAT IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
230
00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:18,899
NO, I JUST MEAN
THAT I THINK
231
00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:21,001
YOU'RE THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL GIRL
232
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IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
233
00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,838
YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO,
HUH?!
234
00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:28,842
NICE WORK.
WHAT THE HELL
DID I DO WRONG?!
235
00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:31,011
WHAT?
236
00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:32,813
LILY. HEY!
237
00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,214
LISTEN, I KNOW
YOU'RE UPSET
ABOUT YOUR DAD,
238
00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:35,849
BUT COME ON,
DON'T YOU THINK
YOU'RE MAKING
239
00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:36,850
A BIG DEAL
OUT OF THIS?
240
00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:38,085
IT A BIG DEAL!
241
00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:38,986
I'M HAVING DINNER
WITH DEAN'S PARENTS,
242
00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:41,088
AND HE DIDN'T
GIVE ME ANYTHING
TO GO ON.
243
00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:42,756
ALL HE SAID WAS,
"THAT?"
244
00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:45,593
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED
TO MEAN?
245
00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:48,061
THAT GHASTLY OUTFIT
WILL SHOCK MY PARENTS,
246
00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:50,063
BUT WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING
TO LAUGH ABOUT
247
00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:51,298
WITH MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND.
248
00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:53,200
LILY, HONEY,
RELAX, ALL RIGHT?
249
00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:56,203
WHY DO YOU THINK DEAN
EVEN WANTS YOU TO MEET
HIS PARENTS?
250
00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:57,571
'CAUSE HE LIKES YOU.
251
00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:59,139
OK? SO JUST RELAX.
252
00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:00,908
YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
253
00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:03,143
I'VE GOTTA BE RATIONAL
ABOUT THIS.
254
00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:05,946
I'M GONNA CALL HIM UP
AND TELL HIM I'M SICK,
255
00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,114
AND THEN I'LL HAVE
AN EXTRA DAY
256
00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:09,116
TO GET A WHOLE
NEW OUTFIT.
257
00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:13,721
[COUGHING]
258
00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:15,288
[SICKLY VOICE]
HELLO, DEAN...
259
00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:17,090
HOW'S THAT?
260
00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:22,796
HEY. KNOCK KNOCK.
261
00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:25,633
HEY, MOM.
WHAT'S UP?
HI.
262
00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:28,702
UM, YOUR DAD TOLD ME
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED
EARLIER,
263
00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:30,904
AND, SWEETIE, I WAS
A LITTLE SURPRISED.
264
00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:33,373
I MEAN, STEALING IS SERIOUS.
265
00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,474
I KNOW, MOM.
266
00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:38,011
I KNOW YOU KNOW,
'CAUSE YOU'RE A GOOD KID.
YOU KNOW?
267
00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:40,748
IS THIS SHIRT NEW?
IT'S PRETTY NEW.
268
00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:44,217
IT'S STILL GOT
THE ANTI-THEFT TAG
ON IT!
269
00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,219
IT'S REALLY NEW.
270
00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:47,387
WHAT ARE THOSE?
WHAT ARE--
271
00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,022
THESE ALL HAVE--
JIMMY!
272
00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:52,125
WELL, IT'S THE COOL THING,
THEY LET YOU KEEP 'EM ON NOW.
273
00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:52,926
OH, YEAH. YEAH, RIGHT.
274
00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:56,129
SEAN, GET UP HERE
RIGHT NOW! WHAT--
275
00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:57,998
WHAT IS THIS?
276
00:09:58,031 --> 00:10:00,701
WHERE ARE
THESE WATCHES FROM?!
277
00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,102
YOU KNOW, MOM,
THIS IS MY ROOM.
278
00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:04,171
YES, AND IT'S
IN MY HOUSE.
279
00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:06,807
SNEAKERS AND...
MORE SNEAKERS.
280
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:07,708
WHAT'S GOING ON?
281
00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:10,043
LOOK AT
ALL THIS CRAP
THAT JIMMY STOLE!
282
00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:10,844
NO.
283
00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:11,945
YES.
JIMMY...
284
00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:12,746
WHAT THE HELL
WERE YOU THINKING?!
285
00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:13,781
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE THE GOOD KID.
286
00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,916
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO DO STUPID STUFF
LIKE THAT.
287
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,018
OH, COME ON.
HOW WOULD YOU TWO
EVEN KNOW WHAT I DO?
288
00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:21,054
SOMETIMES I DON'T EVEN THINK
YOU KNOW I'M LIVING HERE.
289
00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:22,656
LILY, LILY,
HENRY, LILY.
290
00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:23,691
HENRY, HENRY.
LILY, LILY.
291
00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,325
LILY, HENRY,
LILY, HENRY...
292
00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:26,259
Claudia: HENRY.
293
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:29,129
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
294
00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,364
ME, ME, ME, ME....
LILY, LILY, HENRY...
295
00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:32,766
LILY, HENRY...
296
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,702
ME. ME!
297
00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,303
[ALL CHATTERING]
298
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,673
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
WE GIVE YOU A LOT
OF ATTENTION.
299
00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:41,775
A LOT.
OH, REALLY?
300
00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,110
WHO'S MY BEST FRIEND?
301
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,211
UH...THE, UH...
302
00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:47,781
THE--THE POINTY-HEADED KID
WHO SNIFFS HIS HANDS A LOT.
303
00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:48,782
RUDY. RUDY.
304
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:49,416
RUDY.
RUDY.
305
00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,985
THAT'S HENRY'S BEST FRIEND.
306
00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,220
WHAT'S MY FAVORITE BAND?
307
00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,354
UM...
UM...
308
00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:56,023
POSTERS AREN'T
GONNA HELP YOU.
309
00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,290
WE WEREN'T,
'CAUSE WE KNOW--
310
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,458
LOOK AT MY SHIRT.
311
00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,993
THAT'S A BAND?
312
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:02,062
YES. I LISTEN TO 'EM
ALL THE TIME,
313
00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,931
BUT I GUESS YOU GUYS
DON'T HEAR.
314
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:06,800
OH, COME ON.
GIVE US A BREAK,
HENRY, WE--
315
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,235
Jimmy: JIMMY!
316
00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:10,904
OOH...
VERY NICE.
317
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:15,108
I KNOW YOUR NAME'S JIMMY.
I WAS JOKING.
318
00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:25,085
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
319
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,419
I'M PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK
320
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,355
WITH MY LIZARD, AND...
321
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,422
HE'S REALLY GOOD.
322
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:31,825
OK, UNCLE EDDIE.
323
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,794
I FINALLY PICKED OUT
MY OUTFIT.
324
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,796
OH, AND I FIGURED OUT
WHAT DEAN WAS IMPLYING
325
00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:36,496
ABOUT MY OTHER OUTFIT.
326
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,431
SEE, I WAS WEARING
A WHITE TOP,
327
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:41,201
AND HE WAS WORRIED.
BECAUSE HIS FAMILY'S ITALIAN.
328
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:44,337
SO THEY WOULD HAVE RED SAUCE
AND PASTA FOR DINNER,
329
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:47,908
AND HE WAS CONCERNED
I WOULD GET A STAIN. HA.
330
00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:50,477
TOTALLY MAKES SENSE,
DOESN'T IT?
331
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,479
YOU HAVE A LIZARD
IN YOUR HAIR.
332
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:56,216
GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!
GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!
333
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:57,250
EEH!
AAH!
334
00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:58,351
YOU'RE IT!
335
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,320
OH.
336
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:01,121
MMM.
337
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,089
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
338
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,757
DEAN!
HEY, BABY.
339
00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:04,457
HEY.
I, UH,
340
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:05,392
BROUGHT YOU SOME SOUP.
341
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:09,229
OH, THANK YOU.
I'M FEELING
SO MUCH BETTER.
342
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:10,097
HA HA HA.
YOU KNOW,
343
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,098
I THINK IT WAS
ONE OF THOSE
12 HOUR BUGS
344
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,333
WHERE, YOU KNOW,
ALL OF A SUDDEN,
YOU'RE, LIKE--
345
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:16,269
[BELCHES, FARTS]
KIND OF THING.
346
00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:19,506
GOOD. SO YOU'RE STILL
COMING OVER FOR DINNER
TONIGHT, RIGHT?
347
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:20,941
ABSOLUTELY.
GOOD.
348
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:21,842
THEN I'M GONNA GET GOIN'.
349
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,977
'CAUSE YOU PROBABLY
WANNA GO GET DRESSED.
350
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:30,851
YEAH, OF COURSE.
I MEAN,
351
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:33,053
I COULDN'T
POSSIBLY...
352
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,521
BYE!
353
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:36,623
WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER?
354
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,792
NOTHIN'. SOUP--
I BROUGHT HER SOUP.
355
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,560
OK, THE NEXT TIME YOU WANNA
SAY ANYTHING TO HER,
356
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,930
YOU RUN IT BY ME FIRST,
ALL RIGHT?
357
00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:48,368
IT'S THE STOLEN CAR.
358
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:49,870
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GONNA BRING IT BACK.
359
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,004
YES, I THOUGHT SO, TOO.
360
00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,840
[CLEARS THROAT]
EXCUSE ME.
361
00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,875
UM, I NEED
TO RETURN THIS CAR.
362
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:55,976
STORE CREDIT ONLY.
363
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,077
YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
364
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,178
NO, YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
365
00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,814
IT'S STORE CREDIT ONLY,
AND YOU'RE LUCKY TO GET THAT.
366
00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,315
THIS HAS CLEARLY
BEEN PLAYED WITH.
367
00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:05,518
YES, IT HAS.
BUT I DON'T WANT
STORE CREDIT.
368
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:08,822
LET ME TRANSLATE THIS
INTO BLONDE FOR YOU.
369
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:11,358
CREDIT? YES.
REFUND? NO.
370
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,026
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.
371
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,394
I THINK
I'M GONNA KEEP THIS.
372
00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:15,295
GOOD. BYE.
373
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:18,531
AND I'M GONNA TELL
EVERY ONE OF MY FRIENDS
374
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,100
TO NEVER
SHOP HERE AGAIN,
375
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,534
AND THEY ARE
REALLY BIG NERDS
376
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,370
WHO LOVE THIS CRAP.
377
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,305
THAT CREEP DESERVES
TO GET RIPPED OFF.
378
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,607
I AGREE. YOU SHOULD
SEND JIMMY IN THERE,
CLEAN HIM OUT.
379
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:31,378
JIMMY'S NOT STEALING
ANYMORE, ALL RIGHT?
380
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:32,545
HE JUST NEEDED
A LITTLE ATTENTION,
381
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:34,214
AND NOW WE'RE
GIVING IT TO HIM.
382
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:35,983
HEY, YOU GUYS
HAVE FUN?
383
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,017
OH, IT WAS FANTASTIC.
384
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,919
WE HAD A GREAT TIME.
RIGHT, JIMMY?
385
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:39,987
YEAH. YEAH.
386
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,855
YEAH.
387
00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:42,489
WHERE'D YOU GO?
388
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:43,991
OH, WE JUST,
UH, YOU KNOW,
389
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,492
WENT AND DID
"JIMMY STUFF."
390
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:46,894
GET A LITTLE BONDING IN.
391
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:47,928
YEAH, DID IT WORK?
392
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,897
WELL, IT WAS A START.
393
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,465
ALL RIGHT.
THIS IS GREAT. SO, UH...
394
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,466
WHAT'S THIS BOBA STUFF?
395
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,467
WELL,
IT'S TAIWANESE TEA.
396
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,603
BUT IT HAS, LIKE, THESE
PEARLS OF TAPIOCA IN IT.
397
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:59,439
OH, SO THIS IS WHERE
YOU AND YOUR BUDS
LIKE TO HANG OUT?
398
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,541
EVERY DAY. YEAH.
HERE, LOOK, SEE,
399
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:02,475
THESE ARE THE FLAVORS.
400
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:08,882
OH, COCONUT, SESAME,
LICHEE, TARO, CEREAL...
401
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:11,584
WHOO, BOY, THAT'S NOT
AN EASY CHOICE, HUH?
402
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:14,955
WHOA--WHOA--WHOA--WHOA--
WHOA--WHOA--WHOA.
WHO'S THAT?
403
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:17,490
OH, THAT'S
PRINCESS PATCHINKO.
ISN'T SHE HOT?
404
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,426
YEAH, SHE'S GOT
QUITE A BOD ON HER.
405
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:22,129
HEY, WHAT'S THAT?
UH, THAT SCALY THING
RIGHT THERE?
406
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:24,097
OH, THAT'S HER TAIL.
407
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,167
THAT'S A SEXY TAIL.
408
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,202
SO YOU HAVE
TO SUCK DOWN THE BLOBS?
409
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,905
YEAH.
410
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:36,643
MMM! OH, GOD, IT'S LIKE
DRINKING A LAVA LAMP!
411
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:41,982
JIMMY!
412
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,016
WAIT A MINUTE.
SO SHE WANTS
413
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,051
TO COLLECT
THE 7 SPIRITS?
414
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:45,919
NO, SHE POSSESSES
THE 7 SPIRITS.
415
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,921
BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO MATE
WITH THE OVERFIEND.
416
00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:51,058
NO, SHE HAS
TO PROTECT THE SPIRITS
FROM THE 5 PRINCESSES.
417
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,592
OH, THEY WANNA MATE
WITH THE OVERFIEND.
418
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,694
NO, THEY JUST WANNA
DESTROY PATCHINKO.
419
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,930
WELL, ARE THEY FROM
THE SAME KING AND QUEEN?
420
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:57,864
THERE'S NO
KING AND QUEEN.
421
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,666
WELL, THEN, HOW THE HELL
ARE THEY PRINCESSES?
422
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:00,767
SHE DESCENDED FROM
THE ANOINTED ONE.
423
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,336
OH, THE ANOINTED ONE
WANTS TO MATE WITH
THE OVERFIEND.
424
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,672
NOBODY WANTS TO MATE
WITH THE OVERFIEND,
ALL RIGHT?
425
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,975
LOOK AT HIM!
HE'S A FREAKIN' FIEND!
426
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,142
SHE'S GOT A TAIL!
427
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:11,078
SHE CAN'T BE CHOOSY!
428
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:12,412
WE OPENED UP
SOME CHANNELS.
429
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,948
WOW, YOU GOT HIM
A BUNCH OF COMIC BOOKS.
430
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:17,717
OK, FIRST OF ALL,
THEY'RE NOT COMICS.
THEY'RE MANGA,
431
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,553
AND SECONDLY,
IT'S SOMETHIN'
WE CAN BOND OVER.
432
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,722
WHY DID YOU GET HIM
3 PAIRS OF SUNGLASSES?
433
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:27,027
I DIDN'T BUY HIM
SUNGLASSES.
434
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:27,727
HE STOLE 'EM.
435
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:28,595
DAMN IT!
436
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,030
YOU KNOW, I SPENT
THE WHOLE DAY WITH HIM
437
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:30,763
AND IT GOT ME NOWHERE.
438
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:31,564
ALL RIGHT,
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
439
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,266
YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES,
I--I--I--I THINK
440
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,667
I DON'T KNOW
THAT KID AT ALL.
441
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,436
HONEY, DON'T SAY THAT.
442
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:37,337
NO, I KNOW. I FEEL
TERRIBLE ABOUT IT.
443
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,438
BUT IT'S LIKE WE'RE
ON DIFFERENT PLANETS.
444
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:41,174
YOU KNOW, I KNOW HE'S MY SON.
HE'S MY FLESH AND BLOOD.
445
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,976
I'D DIE FOR HIM.
BUT I JUST...
446
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:45,078
I DON'T UNDERSTAND HIM
AT ALL.
447
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:45,979
I DO.
448
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:46,713
OH, REALLY?
449
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,048
YEAH, I DO.
'CAUSE HE'S LIKE ME.
450
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,716
OH, GOD!
OH, COME ON!
451
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:50,950
HE'S GOT LAYERS,
YOU KNOW?
452
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:54,654
THERE'S NOT--NOT
EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM
IS SO OBVIOUS, YOU KNOW?
453
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:55,455
OH, REALLY?
454
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,024
YEAH.
I GOT LAYERS.
455
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:57,991
YEAH,
YOU GOT LAYERS.
456
00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:00,193
YOUR LAYERS ARE
ALL ON THE SURFACE,
THOUGH.
457
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:01,328
OH.
458
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:02,629
I DON'T MEAN THAT
IN A BAD WAY.
459
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:03,563
I JUST MEAN,
YOU KNOW,
460
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,032
THAT'S WHAT
MAKES YOU YOU.
461
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,666
JUST LOUD
AND COLORFUL...
462
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,535
UH-HUH.
AND FUNNY AND...
463
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:09,602
OK.
464
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,704
I'VE SAID TOO MUCH.
465
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:14,107
[SIGHS]
OH, MY GOD.
466
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:14,807
I'VE GOT IT.
467
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:17,077
WHAT?
I'LL TEACH HIM
GUITAR.
468
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,079
YEAH? YOU THINK
HE'D BE INTO THAT?
469
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:20,680
HE'S THE PERFECT AGE.
I'LL GET HIM A GUITAR.
470
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,782
WE'LL PLAY TOGETHER.
WE'LL BOND.
471
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:23,683
HEY, MOM.
472
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:27,754
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
PEOPLE SWALLOW LIZARDS?
473
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,724
PEOPLE DON'T SWALLOW
LIZARDS, HENRY.
474
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:32,792
SOME PEOPLE DO.
475
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:33,726
Sean: HENRY.
476
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:34,761
DID YOU SWALLOW IZZY?
477
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:38,365
HEY, HE WAS THE ONE
THAT WAY PLAYING
IN MY MOUTH.
478
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,400
THAT'S IT.
PUT ON YOUR COAT.
479
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,268
WE'RE GOING TO
THE EMERGENCY ROOM.
480
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:44,437
OH, COME ON.
I'M SO SICK
OF THAT PLACE.
481
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:48,108
YES. SO AM I.
482
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,409
COAT.
483
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:52,745
DUDE, YOUR DAD FOUND
THE SUNGLASSES.
484
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:55,248
OH. HOW DID HE REACT?
485
00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:57,417
EXACTLY THE WAY
YOU WANTED HIM TO.
486
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,119
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
487
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:03,056
THIS WHOLE
KLEPTOMANIAC THING
IS--IS BENEATH YOU.
488
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:03,823
IT IS?
489
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:04,657
YEAH, I MEAN,
IT'S--
490
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,159
IT'S CLASSIC
TEENAGE ACTING-OUT STUFF.
491
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:10,763
I MEAN, WHAT, DID YOU LOOK UP
"MIDDLE CHILD SYNDROME"
IN A PSYCHOLOGY BOOK?
492
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:13,333
ACTUALLY, I--I DID
A GOOGLE SEARCH.
493
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,667
OH.
494
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,470
YEAH, YOU KNOW, ONE TIME,
I--I CONVINCED MY DAD
495
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:19,772
I HAD GENDER ISSUES.
496
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,142
IT GOT ME OUT
OF THE CUB SCOUTS.
497
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:24,777
HOW'D YOU PULL
THAT ONE OFF?
498
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,213
CHANEL NO. 5.
499
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:28,681
MAN, I--
I'M AN AMATEUR.
500
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,751
NO--NO--NO--NO--NO.
YOU DID A GOOD ONE
ON YOUR DAD THERE.
501
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:32,819
BUT NOW
YOU GOTTA EASE UP.
502
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,421
YOU GOTTA LAY OFF HIM.
'CAUSE HE'S FREAKIN' OUT NOW.
503
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:37,224
I THINK THE SUNGLASSES
DROVE HIM OVER THE EDGE.
504
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,359
OH, WELL, I PAID
FOR THE SUNGLASSES.
505
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,261
YOU PAID FOR
THE SUNGLASSES.
506
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,296
OH, YEAH. I PAID
FOR A LOT OF STUFF
THEY THINK I STOLE.
507
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:46,699
THE ACTUAL STEALING
SCARED THE CRAP
OUT OF ME.
508
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,868
WELL, THAT DIDN'T SOUND
LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
509
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:49,736
BUT JUST EASE UP NOW.
YOU KNOW,
510
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,271
YOU GOT YOUR OLD MAN
WHERE YOU WANT HIM.
511
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,206
JUST SIT BACK
AND ENJOY IT FOR A WHILE.
512
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,108
ALL RIGHT. I'LL TRY.
IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW,
513
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:56,143
IT WOULD BE
SO MUCH EASIER
514
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,678
IF HE WAS INTERESTED
IN THE STUFF THAT
I'M INTO.
515
00:17:58,711 --> 00:17:59,646
YEAH, BUT DADS
AREN'T LIKE THAT.
516
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,781
DO YOU THINK MY DAD WANTED
TO HANG OUT WITH ME,
517
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,851
AND LISTEN TO
DEAD MILKMEN RECORDS?
518
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:06,753
IT'S JUST TOO BAD,
THOUGH.
519
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:09,356
YOU KNOW, IT'S, LIKE,
THERE'S THIS NEW
HONG KONG MOVIE
520
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:10,223
PLAYING IN MANHATTAN.
521
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:11,424
MAGIC JANUARY FIRE 6?
522
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,194
YEAH. HE'D NEVER
TAKE ME TO SEE THAT.
523
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,395
SO THAT'S WHAT
YOU GOT ME FOR.
524
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,297
YOU KNOW IT'S
RATED "R," RIGHT?
525
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:21,100
YEAH, I THINK I CAN PASS
FOR AN ADULT GUARDIAN.
526
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,172
[DOOR OPENS]
527
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,173
OOH!
WHAT DID YOU NEED?
528
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,507
BRAD.
OOH!
529
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,342
I NEED
A GUY'S OPINION.
530
00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:30,410
I'M YOUR GUY.
531
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,579
YES. OK. SEE,
I'M GOING TO DINNER
AT DEAN'S HOUSE,
532
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,214
AND I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT TO WEAR.
533
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,882
FIRST,
I THOUGHT I'D WEAR
MY BLACK TURTLENECK.
534
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,217
BUT THEN I'D LOOK
KINDA ARTSY,
535
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,818
AND WHAT IF
THEY DON'T LIKE
ARTSY PEOPLE
536
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:39,819
AND THEY THINK
I'M A BIG POSER?
537
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:43,390
SO THEN I THOUGHT, "OK,
OK, I'LL WEAR PAISLEY."
538
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,891
PAISLEY. BUT NOT EVERYBODY
LIKES PAISLEY.
539
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,926
YOU KINDA LIKE PAISLEY
OR YOU DON'T.
540
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:47,627
SO WHY EVEN RISK IT?
541
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:48,595
WELL, I THINK
YOU COULD WEAR--
542
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,929
AND THEN I THOUGHT
I SHOULD WEAR MY BOOTS.
543
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:50,897
BUT THEY'RE
4 INCH HEELS,
544
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:51,864
AND WHAT
IF DEAN'S MOM'S,
LIKE, REALLY SHORT,
545
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:54,367
AND I'M REALLY TALL,
AND I'M HUNCHING OVER,
546
00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:55,802
AND SHE THINKS I'M BEING
ALL CONDESCENDING,
547
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:58,571
AND I MIGHT AS WELL
JUST WEAR THE PAISLEY!
548
00:18:58,605 --> 00:18:59,406
LILY! LILY! STOP IT!
549
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,941
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL
IN ALL THOSE THINGS.
550
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:05,245
YOU'RE NO HELP!
YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY DAD!
551
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,514
LILY, LISTEN, IF YOU
REALLY WANNA WOW HIM,
552
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:08,915
I THINK YOU SHOULD WEAR
THAT DENIM SKIRT.
553
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,383
YOU KNOW, WITH THE FLOWERS
AROUND THE BOTTOM,
554
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,752
AND THAT RED SHIRT WITH
THE SILVER CLASPY THINGS.
555
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:16,656
OOH--OOH--OOH--OOH--OOH.
AMETHYST EARRINGS.
556
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:20,360
THEY REALLY BRING OUT
THE SPARKLES OF GREEN
IN YOUR EYES.
557
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,296
WOW.
558
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,297
THANKS, BRAD.
559
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,366
NOT A PROBLEM.
560
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,841
BRADSTER'S
WEARIN' HER DOWN.
561
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,376
Lily: WHAT?
562
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:39,279
NOTHING!
563
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,486
OH, HEY, JIM. HEY,
COME ON. SIT DOWN.
564
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,420
I'M GONNA SHOW YOU
SOME CHORDS.
565
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:48,655
YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY,
IF I--IF I COULD JUST--
566
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,990
OH, I--I KNOW. YOU WANT
YOUR OWN GUITAR,
AND YOU'LL GET ONE.
567
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,259
BUT, YOU KNOW,
FOR TONIGHT, WE CAN--
568
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:55,395
NO, DAD. IF I CAN
JUST SAY SOMETHING.
569
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,897
I REALLY SCREWED UP,
AND I'M SORRY.
570
00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,866
ALL THAT STEALING,
IT WAS STUPID.
571
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:04,337
YEAH. YEAH, IT WAS,
AND--AND I'M SORRY
572
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,505
I DIDN'T
SEE IT COMIN'.
573
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,973
OK, AND
IF YOU EVER FEEL
574
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:09,342
LIKE I'M TAKING YOU
FOR GRANTED,
JUST CALL ME ON IT.
575
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,344
BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA
BE SHUT OUT OF THE STUFF
576
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,246
THAT'S IMPORTANT
TO YOU IN YOUR LIFE.
577
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,782
WELL, IF YOU'RE SERIOUS...
I AM.
578
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:18,285
UNCLE EDDIE WAS GONNA
TAKE ME TO THIS MOVIE.
579
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,952
OH, COOL. I'M IN.
WHAT IS IT?
580
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:24,291
UH, MAGIC JANUARY FIRE 6.
581
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,359
SOUNDS GREAT.
582
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:27,660
IT'S THE UNCUT VERSION.
583
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:30,229
IN THE ORIGINAL
CANTONESE.
584
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:31,631
WOW.
585
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:32,565
OK, YOU SEE,
THERE ARE THESE
586
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:33,400
IMMORTAL SHAOLIN MONKS,
AND THEY'VE MASTERED
587
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,368
THE FIGHTING TECHNIQUES
OF THE DRAGON
588
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:36,303
IN ORDER TO REUNITE
THE SPIRITS--
589
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,371
WHOA--WHOA--WHOA--WHOA.
UH, D-DON'T RUIN IT
590
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,339
FOR ME, ALL RIGHT?
591
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:41,974
OH, HEY, LISTEN, DAD,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO COME.
592
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:43,876
I MEAN, I KNOW
YOU HATE THIS STUFF.
593
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,345
NO, I DON'T.
I WANNA BE THERE.
594
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:46,979
I WANNA BE THERE
AND HANG WITH YOU, OK?
595
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:50,049
OK, I HAVE 10 MINUTES
TO GET TO DEAN'S.
596
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,818
I'VE DECIDED
ON AN OUTFIT,
597
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,686
AND I'M AT PEACE WITH IT.
598
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:54,454
WELL, HAVE A GOOD TIME.
599
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,723
I HOPE TO.
AND I KNOW I'M YOUR DAD,
600
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:57,457
BUT I JUST WANNA SAY--
601
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:58,858
NO--NO--NO--NO--
NO--NO--NO--NO!
602
00:20:58,891 --> 00:20:59,892
NO--NO, HEAR ME OUT!
603
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,762
* LA DA LA DA LA DA LA DA
LA DA LA DA LA DA LA *
604
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,397
THIS PASTA
LOOKS DELICIOUS.
605
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:07,266
MY COMPLIMENTS
TO THE CHEF.
606
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:08,501
HEY, LILY.
607
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:10,603
HOW ABOUT PASSING ME
SOME OF THAT GARLIC BREAD?
608
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:14,006
SURE, MR. PIRAMATTI.
609
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,542
THANKS.
610
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:23,249
LILY, LILY, HENRY,
HENRY, LILY, LILY...
611
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,384
ME, ME, ME, ME, ME,
ME, ME...
612
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:28,555
Claudia: LILY, LILY, LILY,
HENRY, HENRY, HENRY,
HENRY...
613
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,056
ME, ME, ME...
614
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:33,693
[ALL CHATTERING]
615
00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:35,862
HENRY, LILY, LILY, LILY...
616
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:36,996
ME!
617
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:38,565
LILY, JIMMY, JIMMY.
618
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:39,899
Sean: LILY, HENRY,
LILY, JIMMY.
619
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:42,869
JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY,
LILY, HENRY, JIMMY, JIMMY.
620
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:46,005
Claudia: JIMMY,
JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY.
621
00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:50,042
JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY,
JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY.
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