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Unity with the Almighty is a goal for many.

Some resort to expanding Consciousness for substances, asceticism and meditation.

others go in more difficult ways

and engage in salmon fishing - With appropriate suffering.

since ancient times European nobility She was engaged in catching salmon in Iceland,

where everyday chores disappeared.

Many fateful decisions In world history

were just accepted On the banks of the river in Iceland.

Find a good fishing place It was not easy in those days,

since the roads were not neither straight nor wide.

Rasis and stay In the fresh air,

As it was believed, they helped a lot in decision -making.

in other countries

Fishermen line up along the coast dense line

and everyone is fishing at the same time.

in Iceland for each river Allowed only a few fishing rods,

which is reflected in the price fishing licenses.

on the rivers more expensive, often two fishermen Replace each other behind one fishing rod.

The one who sits on the shore, Backs with drinks for someone who is fishing.

because catching salmon - The case is not easy.

fishing In the midst of summer,

When the sun shines Almost round day.

It confuses Biological clock of fishermen,

and sometimes they drink a glass or two, To sleep stronger,

to put yourself in order.

more - extremely rarely.

(Based on real fishing)

(Day 1)

You are going to All this to drink?

What, just woke up?

It is impossible to sleep like that With such a roar.

- Sorry. - Nothing.

Only, dear ...

Promise me all the same Do not lean on the drink.

Do not arrange any nonsense.

Everything will be completely wrong Like last time, I give a word.

OK.

I love you And I will miss you.

And on him too.

That's smart.

What are you talking about?

I hope to make you a big surprise.

Yes? What is this?

- I can't say yet. - OK.

Otherwise, you have to kill you.

What else is secrecy?

I love you too, dear.

And I just two weeks left.

- Be at the phone all the time. - I obey.

- Promise. I'm serious. - Yes, I ...

As you come home, go to the shower.

I can't stand the fish stink.

For you I will wash three times a day.

Everything for you!

- Tell the guys hello. - Bye!

Great. This is Jouncil.

What am I calling ... I am fishing today after lunch.

My partner will not go

So there is another place Do you want to go?

For three days. Half a day, then whole And another half.

Ah ...

Well, not a masterpiece, your mother?!

At least do for sale.

Great, champion.

Hello.

What, a new wheelbarrow?

Yeah, I bought it for the summer.

Is it true?

"Renge" did not take

Then Sigge would have to buy Porsche, And this is no good.

Yes, of course, I understand.

- Hello. - Hello.

New car? Beautiful.

- Tell me "Hello" to Uncle Valyur. - Hello, Valyur.

- We are going to my mother to have breakfast. - Clear.

When you are with her Did you talk the last time?

- With mom? - Yes.

Well, about two ... Maybe three weeks ago.

Ah, at the funeral of Siggi?

Well, maybe so.

- Valyur, six weeks have passed. - Clear.

Maybe you will call her?

Please. It costs you nothing.

OK.

- So far, dear. - So far, beloved. Good luck.

Do you say goodbye to dad?

- "So far, dad." - So far, my dear.

Maggi, checked.

Well, you give, the car is on purpose I bought it for a trip.

For fishing you need a separate machine.

I bought it from one auto game.

He had any problems there, So I took it cheaply.

This car is on purpose For fishing, it is done.

Large tires, autostart.

How does this autostart work? She has a manual box.

No problems. Just do not forget Put on the neutral when you are jamming the motor.

So remember, Maggi.

Never leave her Otherwise, like on a neutral.

(Collie Clothing)

Here is the fuck.

In your repertoire.

Yes, for three days.

I assure you, it will be fun Just fly away.

Yes ... I understand.

Well, nothing. Yes, it would be nice.

OK.

Hralenov chmoshniki, all to one.

Well, I will be one.

I myself will catch.

- Good day. - Hello.

- I'm going fishing here ... - So.

I need some flies.

Red Francis there ...

Choose something to me So that there was some choice ...

Some kind of cord ...

And fishing partner Do you accidentally find you?

No.

- And then my partner threw me. - Yeah ...

Hey!

Are you? I thought so.

Well, yes, I ... Oh, great!

And I did not know that you were in the country.

Yes, my old woman was a little sick.

I look after her And I’m walking the stomach.

Wait, so what are you Are you living nearby?

- Well, I live with mom ... - Excuse me, you can’t do it with dogs.

Listen, I'm, of course, I will tell you

- But here I am gathered here ... - So.

But my partner threw me So you can join if you want.

- And to whom, on the goose? - No, on salmon.

On salmon, buddy.

The river is excellent, booze and food is full ...

- Why not ... - For three days.

And what ... I'm in the subject.

- So, will you go? - Well, of course!

Hansy!

Move! We are already late!

Hancy, get up, moron!

Hansy!

Hansy!

Hansy! Hansy!

Come on, get up! Hansy!

Well, get up! Yes, you move, we are late!

Yes, get together! Wake up! Hansy!

Are you normal at all?!

Who are you and what are you doing here?!

Well, you and the moron What signed with this mop.

You would have half of all this belonged.

Come on. In ten minutes I have it.

(Auto -Agency Gwyudfinnyur)

Hello.

Was a walk yesterday, or what? Suffle like a wine barrel.

Went.

Hancy, are you joking, or what? Go to the north on this Kolymag?

On this one? Yes, a great car.

Well, well ...

Whore...

So-so.

- And I will lead like, right? - Yeah.

(Last fishing)

(Translation: Nebëhr Gudahtt, 2021)

And far to the river?

Somewhere about five hours.

- Well, stunned at all! - And then!

Only in the "ice" came - And immediately fishing.

- Thank you for inviting. - Yes, nothing.

“You don't complain?” - No.

I am very glad that you joined.

Otherwise I would have to fish one, And this is not close.

Let's take the best places. We take out fishing rods and rushed.

- We will arrive long before the rest, right? - Yes, long before them.

And then all the salmon ...

Wait, wait, what a fuck!

- What's happened? - Fucking garbage.

Usually they do not stop me.

Hide, hide beer ... Open the window.

- Good day. - Hello.

Do you know why I stopped you?

Nope.

The driver, to my car.

- Hello, I'm Erdla. - Hello.

- And this is Gvurudni. - Hello.

- Do you have rights with you? - Yes, in the car.

Ah, good.

And I know him.

This is not the same investor ... How is it there?

Valyur Adalastinsson.

A purebred capitalist pig.

But at the same time quite pretty.

No, but seriously, what would you do, gwurbs? Would he have thrown him out of bed?

He is too old for me.

Yes, quit you, to the grave He is still far away.

Years, maybe fifty with jack.

Divide two Then I will still look.

The trick is that at this age They hold themselves in their hands - wow!

Here you go.

Keep.

Hurry somewhere Valyur Adalsteinsson?

Adalastins.

I’m going fishing ... Perhaps he got a little.

- You are very lucky. - Yes.

Another kilometer faster And I would deprive you of right right on the spot.

- For a month. - Yes. OK.

- You are very lucky. - Thank you.

You drove 140 km/h.

You will pay now Or do you send a fine?

- Better now. Can I have a card? - Yes, sure.

150 thousand crowns.

And where did you go?

Well, we went to Mirarquisl, this is in ...

In Mirarquisle? Yes, quit.

I was there last year, This is generally about nothing.

I caught one bleak. I went for three days ...

I will not go anymore Even if they pay me for it.

And, so you go to salmon too?

Successful fishing.

I did not remember anything from that trip. So I got into a thing ...

Three days in a complete shutdown.

- Here is damn ... - What, some problems?

No, a small fine, That's just ...

- ... she wished for successful fishing. - No! Well, you can't!

That's what, Maggi.

We will not give these mymers Fishing for us fishing.

That's for sure.

- Well, for that! - For that!

- It will be necessary to stop somewhere on the road. - OK.

Buy food.

- Will you do it? - OK.

- We are preparing dinner on the third day. - How much ..?

Today is preparing currencies from the magi,

Another evening on Jouncil And then we are already.

Okay, it will be necessary to figure out Something tasty.

- Let us stop at Akuurery. - OK.

Take something for the barbecue, Something tasty.

Fuck, well, everything is expensive.

Pay for something already There was a booze on me.

Come on ... no question ...

Well, why not ... what is it here ..?

Files lamb.

Well ...

Well, I don't know. We must take something decent.

Currency is preparing today, And we must devote it.

- So then, Olenina? - Exactly.

Damn, well, beauty!

Class!

Maggi!

It is necessary to fold everything as soon as possible and ...

- Are you fine? - Here is the fuck!

What is the steps for?

The pancake of some hell stumbled.

What about wine?

Here is the devil.

There was good wine.

500 pieces were worth it.

- Yes? - Yeah.

Monthly salary of an average person.

Yes, some kind of chmoshnik.

Do you know what? And I had an hour for it.

It's clear?

I also have a box. We will not let this spoil us fishing.

This is a little cheaper But still good.

I'll go look In the local fishing magazine.

- They even caught one fish for 10 kilos. - 10 kilos?!

Most of the fish in the zone are three.

The second is a little And the first is about nothing at all.

What flies are here Basically used?

Yes, you can.

Black Ghost and Rector ...

Collie Dog ...

Dentist ...

Hairy Mary ...

Undertaker ...

All sorts of small ones, at 14, at 12 ...

Okay, I'll go to put on a jumpsuit.

OK.

I'll come now It is necessary to disassemble this first.

Well, move Reluctance to wait.

Do you hear?

This is a tambourine mor.

Damn, I have not heard him for a long time.

And you know, this guy ...

He is a mirror of the whole people I agree with everything that he says.

Summer is time

When the thieves revive

And they abduct the hearts

Full of passions, oh yes.

- Umat song. - Yes, great.

For Iceland!

With you 27799.

- Here is damn it. - What's happened?

I didn't take my wallet.

I didn't take a wallet I forgot at home.

- Is it not in the car? - Not...

Listen, maybe you ...?

Okay ...

Diverted. Let's go again?

What else is this garbage?

Overdraft turned off the fuck.

Fucking bank, fucking.

- And you can't translate me on the phone ..? - I'll figure it out.

I'll figure it out.

And here are the champions.

Happy holiday!

“Glad to see you, old man!” - And I'm glad to see you!

- Wait ... “This is Oully, my partner.”

Oully! Oully, we have already arrived.

- Already arrived? - Yes, for a long time already.

Yeah.

- Hello. Ouli. - Valyur.

- Maggi. - Yeah, hello, Maggi. Ouli.

- You came to go fishing? - Well, yes, I hope.

Well, welcome. But first about the main ...

Cute.

So, we will take three zone,

You take the second And the boys will be the first as they come.

- OK. - Fishing begins in 10 minutes.

- Yeah, just get together. - Okay, Okay.

Great.

No, no, we’ll just figure it out With some trifles.

Hancy will get food here,

- He had to ... - Let's go!

- Che? - Let's go! Let's go!

Okay, see you. We are already on the way, we will be somewhere in an hour.

Tie. Let's go, let's go!

- What's the matter? - I saw?

- Beef clipping, understand? “Are you stinging her, or what?”

- Hansy? - Yeah.

Fuck to bónus, We need to take something to the meat.

Class!

Hey! Hey!

Hold on!

Pepper did not find.

Will you be in these boots, or what?

You look like a poverty in them.

I can't look at it.

Maybe you will wear my spare?

Take them for yourself.

Okay, I'm starting.

Arrived.

- What?! - What?

This is Konin.

You said this is the beef clipping, And this is Konin.

- Konin is very good. - Not bad?!

We will prepare something tasty from it.

- From Konina? - Yes.

You can’t put it in the refrigerator.

They will see that this is Konin. So it is written, "Konin".

Well, tear off the label Then these snobs will not understand what it is.

I’ll go to the street, I'll take it out, Let it lay down in some secluded place.

- Burg ... how is this pronounced? - Che?

Wine is. Burg ...

- Wow, Burgundy. - What, good?

In the evening there will be just some kind of holiday. The wine is excellent.

Wow! 13 percent!

Hey, saw it? One is floating.

- Where is she? - Over there.

- Where was she? - Over there.

Well, a fun!

TSS! Not so loud.

Oh, there is another one! There is one more!

Show me? Let me look!

-In the same way, I see her! - See, yes?

Damn, well, beauty!

Yeah ...

Yes, the pool is beautiful.

- Look, look, you see? - What?

- They are swimming. See? - Where?

At the bend. A little further.

Yes! There are some living creatures.

- Well, will you start? - A?

No, no, start you. I need to study I have not been fishing for a long time.

When it comes to choose a fly, I have always difficulties.

I can already decide And then I open the box,

And the flour of choice occurs.

It is in life the same, buddy.

There are so many options to choose from. What to eat?

Which woman to take? What man?

You know what, you need to be decisive. I made a decision - act. Come on ...

This one? OK.

I will obey you.

- Here's the fuck! - What?

Our gasoline is over.

Why the hell?!

There was a full tank when we left Isn't it?

No-no, no ... saw? Hey!

What, caught? Does it peck?

Even how it pecks!

Well, a healthy beast! Twenty pounds!

This is not some small things for you. On my hook!

Left. That's the devil!

Surely because you are here too stomped.

Well, sorry.

Okay, this pool can be written off.

Well, nothing, let's go somewhere To another place.

Have you seen it? Saw?

- Give me a beer. - I would catch better.

This is in a friendly way!

Oh, you are twitching!

They are.

Aegee!

Great, boys!

Account 1: 0, I caught one salmon.

- Congratulations! - This is Ouli!

Hello! Oully!

Great, Oully!

- What is it for Ouli? - Without a concept. I have never seen him before.

This is Collie and Hancy, Just excellent guys.

- Is it true? - Yeah.

Do you have worms?

Of course not. Valuers will kill you If you drag the worms.

- I have a secret weapon. - Wow!

What is this?

This is Red Francis. Made by me.

Well, clear ... It looks like Dead Francis.

No, it looks like Red Francis.

And fish for this Red Francis It pecks only that way.

What else ... What kind of garbage?

Maggi ...

Still become, and I will deal with gear.

What is the time?

It was just ten.

That's the devil, there should be a fish.

Okay, five more casts And I tie.

Dinner from us ...

So you have to bring you to the house.

Make hold.

- What are you doing there? - Oh, fucking ..!

- You look at him! - Oh my god ...

Dam the fuck from here!

That's it, I returned.

- I saw, then the herd ran past? - Not.

A cloud of horses. Fifty horses.

Clear.

It smells delicious.

- Well, how are you? - One caught.

- What are you! - And you?

Well, excellent. We have in zeros.

Listen, so where, And who caught?

- Jouncil, pulled out the first time. - Wow!

On the first Bystrin.

Pool 26. Navarhilur, damn good pool.

- Big? - 69. I released later.

Well, excellent. And what did you peck at?

On Red Francis.

Yes, this is not a fly at all.

Hello!

- the bodies fell out of the car. - Katafalk is served.

Hi guys. This is Ouli, you saw him.

- Ouli. - Great, guys.

Where did you get it?

We have been familiar for a long time.

- Well, how did you have? - Yes, just fine.

Two packages were killed.

And then Hancy took Yes, and pulled out one oily fish.

Seriously? Have you caught fish?

- Not bad! - Cool fish! Well done!

Collie!

Damn, how am I Glad to see you guys!

What, have you already gathered? Alcohol is losing a mile away.

So what ...?

Where, and who caught?

And why did you kill salmon?

In the river. I caught it. He was wounded, so I had to kill.

This is a small salmon.

Guys...

Such a fish must be released.

- What did you peck at? - On Red Francis.

Guys, dinner in 10 minutes.

- So... - So what now?

What are these balls?

Fisheries "Ora".

- Hey Maggi. - A?

You don't want to tell us What kind of dishes in front of us are on the table?

I'm sorry.

Here we have scallops With mushrooms pickled on hops ...

- On the hop? - Yes.

seasoned with stage, fresh ginger and garlic

And fried in white wine and oil.

Wonderful, Maggi!

With this dish we, Of course, we will drink

Pfaff Gewurztraminer, This is French white wine.

It is a little sweet,

but under hot fish It goes just excellent.

- Well, your health, guys! - Your health! - For the cook!

Thank you.

Not bad.

So, Ouli ...

Maybe tell us about yourself

And how Jounkey dragged you For this fishing?

Oh how.

Well ... I'll tell you.

I am an engineer and ...

He taught him at the university ... engineering business.

Then I moved to Switzerland

And he continued his studies financial engineering.

- That's how? - Yes ...

He worked in a Swiss bank, I spent several years there.

Then it was ashamed

And I went to wander around the world ... It was taken for one or the other.

As a result, I got on the battles in the cage ... In Kazakhstan.

Bo ... battles in the cage? What is this crap?

Well, look. You are locked in a cage.

And you do not fight for life, but for death,

So far, the enemy Will not stop moving.

I flooded the mass of people there.

It was fun, very fun.

It ended in the fact that it appeared Some Russian, Igor, very famous.

A huge, strong ambal.

He managed to fill me up.

And then I tied it with this.

- And how much did you do this? - A few months.

No less.

After that I took up chess boxing.

- Wait, wait, what ?? - Chess ... boxing ??

What are you saying?

The meaning is: Botting one round

Then you sit down and play chess.

- Come on! - No, true. - Wait, and what, right in gloves?

All in the blood from head to toe.

- Are you kidding, or what? - No.

In chess, they, bastards, They knew how to play, these Kazakhs,

So I lost all the time.

That's why I tied it up with this, Enough with me.

It's clear...

Yes, the time was crazy.

Well, you had life rich in adventure.

Yes, you can say so.

So, you returned again To the banking sector?

To the banking sector?

Into this abomination? No.

I am no longer a foot there.

Wash money for the Russian mafia?

No ... "Been there Done that."

Okay, so what are you Are you doing now?

I came to look after For the old woman, my mother.

In recent years, it is a little ... A little was sick.

And the prospects are bad.

I want to be with her ... The last meters.

It is sad to hear.

This is life.

Well, I met him in the morning In a fishing store and ...

this sweet uvalny ... And he dragged him for fishing.

Yeah, yeah ...

Well!

- Let's start. - Yummy!

And he himself did not catch a fish. This is he who always has the biggest catch

This summer he is not on any fishing I didn’t catch anything.

- A reason to think. - Cooling more.

Hey guys, I'm something He began to hear poorly.

He certainly did not ask us Get a noise?

Yes, he said something In this spirit.

(Day 2)

Went!

And what, someone on her Does it really go down?

Yes, I know, it looks dumb, But there is a fish.

I don't know about you And I'm not averse to stretching.

Maggi ...

Now we’ll catch fish.

Good morning, you are our cultural.

The new day has come Clear and beautiful.

How are you, fisherman?

What happened? I ...?

- Well, what about? - Clear.

And the "underwater rock" sang, or what?

Yes.

And "I'm at home again?

Yes, and her too.

“And Solo sang too?” - Yes.

Yes, all this is sad.

You know what, I'll start me ...

... with a smaller flush, She is not so scared by fish.

Maybe I'll start at least once?

You will start next time. In the meantime, knit something smaller.

What, buddy?

Removed you slightly?

On, improve health.

Should help.

Thank you.

Damn, well, here and twist. You’ll go down the hell.

What kind of garbage?

- What, is not going to move from the place? - There is no along the way.

Well, I got it!

Vali! Now I will scare.

Go! Leave!

Oh damn it!

- Was it definitely? - Just a reflex.

It stands under the shore On the other side.

- See him? - Yeah ...

Fuck, well, I got.

- Do you know what helps best? - No...

Catch something big. Let's.

Come on.

Take it.

He is there by the shore.

Near the bank of the river.

So go into the river ...

- Three or four meters ... - Yeah ...

So it will be easier to abandon the shore.

Stretch it along and then strip ...

- ... Stry the cord. - OK.

Like this. And I am Pokemaru.

Come in!

Seriously.

It is much easier to throw from there.

Whore!

What ... what happened, dude?

Help me! Let's!

What are you doing, the moron of hell?

Damn, but not bad!

The hangover was removed like a hand!

Yes, it refreshes.

What is there?

Come on! Where did you find it?

I was lying in your bag.

- Probably, from Gunnar remained, since last year. - It's clear.

Give me here.

Well, you know, dude ...

- Yes, it inserts firmly! - God!

- Everything around is spinning. - Yeah ...

Seriously gave the brains.

Damn, well, in general ...

Beer!

My God, what was it in him?

- What? - There!

Further go.

Go-edi.

"It's your turn to change the cord."

Here is the prize ... If you catch fish ...

The commander was looking for.

- Yes ... - Just fly away ...

Wow, well, well, It pecks with me, dude!

Seriously? Wow!

Yes, this is a whole beast!

I just have no words.

Brilliantly!

Salmon, salmon, salmon, And more salmon.

Wait ...

Che for FIG ... Guys, I'm actually fishing here!

- Guys! - Why are you straining?

What is it with you?!

Guys!

Pour the fuck from the river!

The morons are fucking!

We catch fish here!

What are you doing?!

The best place on the river is spoiled!

What are you doing?!

And there are fish there.

- Come on. - It was here!

Get from the river!

- Guys... - Complete morons, fucking!

- Throw it! “Otherwise, you will not catch anything.”

I'm watching you!

Hancy ... Hansy, seriously, there is fish.

Get out the fuck.

Eat!

Joking, or what?!

- What jokes are there! - My God!

Come on, let the guys!

Damn, well, huge!

Well, a merry, damn it!

No! No!

Damn it! What's happened?

- Maybe I pulled too much? - No.

- Knot on the cord? - No, the cord broke off.

Damn him! He cut him off!

- Surely there was a knot on the cord. - Maggi, do you have a cord?

No.

Well, run to the car behind the cord.

So go yourself.

Let's go!

- "Run over the cord" ... - Now the pool is free.

Use!

And really, guys, I will take the opportunity.

- Maggi? - A?

- Where was he? - Maybe there?

- There, behind the stone. - No, he was there.

Got it!

What's happening?!

Hey Maggi, Maggi, Maggi!

Maggi, we must let it out!

- Let go! - What, you can’t take it?

- No! - Salmon is small.

- Why did you do it? - And what, you can’t take one?

We must show these savages A good example.

A ... sorry ...

- Well, Okay, congratulations. - Thank you.

I will go to repair the tackle.

- Maggi? - A?

“Can't we throw us on the 38th?” - Not a question.

- The key in the car, currencies? - Yes.

Maggi, where did you catch?

Damn, cool thing This heated ass.

- Yes ... - What is there?

No-no, no, this is air conditioning And other bells and whistles.

Yes, guys, in this car Full amenities.

Thank you for leaving.

Damn, but on a pool You have cool, Maggi.

- Just a champion! - Well, not cool?

- Champion! - Yes, it was cool.

Well, let's go catch, or what?

You know, but I have something ... In scrap somehow.

Hey brakes! Come up! To the gate!

Come on! Now I'll tear you!

Damn, they have a funny here.

- So, let's join? - And then!

Hey!

Can I do with you?

Paste here!

- They completely moved! - I'm to them!

Wait ... what?

- Yes? - Does the police get you?

No no. Everything is fine.

OK.

Otherwise, I would have left without a catch, Like some.

Well, guys, Enough with us torment.

Here's a bloody Mary and Polish sausages.

If you saw your face!

He thinks he understands fishing. Only a fig does not understand.

Hey! Hey!

Along the way, was the conversation long?

Actually, there was a conversation Very important.

How?

I was offered Put your candidacy from the party.

What party?

- And what? Will you advance? - Of course!

This will be announced Immediately after this trip, they say that ...

I also want to do it too announcement.

Here, Ouli and I stopped in the store.

It was young there And a beautiful woman

And she told us

What tonight There will be dances in the club.

It's just four minutes From this hut.

Just throwing an idea.

Does anyone want to discuss?

Well, the idea is not the worst.

- Well, we will! - Thank you!

Tomorrow we must tie with this crap.

- Maggi? - A?

I will be a deputy!

I will be a deputy!

It's easy to go nuts!

There is a ram!

Exploded!

Huge salmon!

Dance, Valuers!

Smoked salmon!

Fried salmon!

Salmon, salmon!

(Day 3)

Oh God ...

How are you, ok?

Yeah.

Did anything happen?

Oulu and I ... The car is soft.

What?!

- The car is soft. - Solder?

In the ditch lies.

What happened? I don't remember anything.

Me too.

All this trip ...

What, guys in the pool, or what?

He, what, ...?

I think yes.

- And we should not ...? - Yes.

Good morning guys. Well pulled yesterday.

Remember Samuel?

From Brekka?

He was buried yesterday, And on Monday they cremate.

Do you remember anything?

Where is the coffin?

Do not help me guys?

The back breaks, horror.

Just pull it closer.

Given the jacket.

- Pick up ... by the legs. - Yeah, you’ll pull it closer.

Just do not turn it over.

Caution, carefully!

Now push Slowly, the coffin is not stopped.

On the last journey We must go slowly.

Like this. Now push.

No, you need that Pull the black pen.

- For this? - For her, yes.

Now push it To a light click.

Like this. Thank you very much.

Trifles.

I will be glad to see you In the service at 11 o’clock.

Uh ... okay.

Great!

Follow the ways of the Lord.

Here you go.

- Thank you for driving. - Yeah.

I'll take a fishing rod.

You are unpleasant because What happened between us at night?

As for me, everything was okay.

Wasn't it nice?

I don't want to talk about it.

Guys to find out about it Shouldn't, okay?

OK.

No, I won’t talk about it.

God, well, everyone tapped.

- And where are the currencies? - Valyur, uh ...

He turned off the phone. I must call.

Damn booze ... Drive fishing.

Fucking ...

Whore!

Are you completely finished?!

Whore!

What, already caught fish? Great start of the day!

Yes, you can say so.

“You may not know what happened?” - What is it?

Besides you with Maggie.

- Look, don't miss! - Yeah ...

Damn it...

RelaSs everywhere. But does not take the bait.

Maybe it's normal to make anything? Red Francis, or what? - Yeah ...

About the priest and corpse Didn't you lie?

- lied? - Well.

Do you think I lied to you? No.

You can ask Jouncil If you don't believe me.

I don't remember anything.

But one thing is clear:

In this fucking pool I will not climb anymore.

Well, we arrived.

- Thank you. - See you!

It was nice to meet you! See you! Bye!

- great! - Hi.

- Well, hello. - Glad to see you.

Well, we got drunk!

Well, then you have How ended?

Maggie and I remained together. We had a nice time.

- Damn, and Maggi is a great guy! - Yeah.

- Cool chick! - Ay, don't start.

Hello.

Hello.

Great.

Well, how is it?

Is there anything to eat?

Yes, there was something in the pan.

- Is it lunch, or what? - Yeah.

I will not say anything.

In the evening there will be an awesome feast.

I don't know how you, but I probably I will plunge into the pool.

Yes, after fishing It does not hurt to soak.

Maybe it is worth telling him what happened In the pool yesterday?

- Uh ... no. - Don't think.

So what do you guys say? Nobody...?

No one with me in the pool Doesn't want?

Maggi?

I think to go to the 26th again.

Are these suckers?

- Sucked to the fullest. - Oh my god, guys ...

Gracious God, oh ...

Fuck, what about alcohol?

Maybe there is something in that box?

No no.

Listen, you have In the remains of a booze of booze.

- Exactly! We must look. - Now let's bring.

- Here you go. - Is there anything?

- There is something here. - What is there?

The day is saved!

And the evening is saved!

- I could turn on the phone. - What?

- Well, you have a vidok! - I have?

We were so worried about you. These spots ...

Why are you about yourself Do not take care?

What are you talking about?

What am I talking about? You know very well what I mean.

Did you talk to Ouli?

- Yes. - OK.

It really happened.

No one will know about it.

We just slept.

What?!

So disgusting I feel I don't even know ...

Sorry ...

- What are you saying? - We slept.

You allowed this bug Fuck yourself?

No, it was on the contrary, I ...

- Maggi! - A?

So you ... are you from these?

- Are you a homicide, or what? “Don't tell the guys anything, okay?”

- No one should know about it! - And what do you think?!

- I am so disgusting ... - Maggi! Shut up!

- We were left alone last night ... - Ay, Maggi ...

... he offered to fight a little, I looked into his eyes and ... ah, I don’t remember ...

- Maggi! Maggi! - What?

You destroyed your life. And mine.

And I was going to He will become an adviser to the minister.

Well, you diluted everything.

Congratulations.

Are you normal at all?

Don't tell anyone, Valyur, okay? Please.

- Guys, are you cooking tonight? - Oh yes.

Yes, what?

I just thought, maybe take us To the pool at the hut and drop out there?

Dolly there. And then we will come on foot.

- OK. - No problem.

I hope the dinner will be delicious.

- So that the currencies do not smell. - Yeah.

Everything will be fine. Is it true?

- What? - After all, everything will be all right?

- What will be in order? - Dinner.

Well, yes. And what... What are you doing?

- Why should he be out of order? - No, I just said.

Hancy, only now There is a problem.

The horse clipping disappeared.

Probably, the beast dragged it. Mink or fox.

Or a dog from a neighboring farm. She disappeared.

There is nothing to make dinner from. The cutout has disappeared.

That's the devil!

- Maybe then we will eat salmon? - Salmon?!

There will be no salmon currency. We already said that there would be a clipping.

Yes, I know ... Well, let's go to the store.

Okay, and for what money? Do you have money?

I have no money.

- I'm in the back, of course, I am in a shirt minus! - Fuck ...

If there is nothing for dinner, then we must get something.

“I don’t know where.” - Fuck ...

Hey, wait a minute ...

Wait, wait, I came up with it!

Hancy ...

You are sure that this good idea?

We cannot offer Valyur is for dinner.

We have no choice!

Hello!

- Good evening. - Hello.

Is Jouncily here?

- Jouncil? - Yes.

- Jouncil! - A?

What?

Not ... but some There is no other Jouncil here?

No, only me.

- Well, hello, Jounies. - Hello ... this ...

What, don't even remember How to call me?

- It is not by chance ... - Well, I really wanted to return the phone for you

And the tie that you Forgot me at night.

The scum finished!

And you can go fuck!

Do not want to tell What are we here on the table?

Yes, sure! Certainly!

Here we have ordinary Icelandic lamb,

Sustained in the water At a temperature of 13.7 degrees.

It is served in the nest From a wild berry

blow with a pinch

And also, of course, with potatoes, sauce and red wine.

- Please! - It sounds good. - Bon appetite!

What is it?

- What? - Guys, is this some kind of joke?

What are you talking about?

Yes, just ...

Some kind of over-legged And tough as a scrap on a rubbish!

Oh, God's sake Enough to grumble already.

Didn't you awarded yesterday?

Guys! Today dinner is for you.

Could figure out something better.

This is the best What we were able to offer.

It turned out very well, so ...

... Put the turns, Inflated libertarian wasteland!

Shut up, buddy!

- Hey guys! Hey! - Shut up!

Guys! What was shaking With our eternal fisherman?

We caught ... how much? .. 13 salmon.

And you?

- OK... - Guys, let's calm down.

No no! No!!

You are just fucking Ungrateful pigs!

Chmoshniki and loales!

You parasitize On Icelandic Society!

Fucking hired chlomers.

I organized this trip.

I put everything in her. I paid it.

I asked you at least something, huh?

And where is gratitude?

Where is this damn gratitude?

Fucking homosexors and chmoshniks!

After such a bunch of accusations It does not hurt to drink.

Maybe we ...?

What is happening there?

- Not a dick for yourself! - Cranding car. - What is there?

(Day 4)

What else is this garbage?

This shnyagu cannot be thrown really.

Fucking Kolymag.

Quite stupid, or what?

Fuck, only a quarter of an hour remained.

Wait ...

YES !!

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes ...

Yes!

Yes!

This is another matter, currency! Damn, how awesome!

You are the best!

Yes!

I caught just a quarter of an hour before the end.

So, salmon is 76 cm. I caught it at ...

You know, but I don’t want to listen.

We packed all the trash, Your things too.

Now we get in the car And we go to the city.

Get out of the boots, we are already leaving.

Well, I'm going to the shower?

Seriously, we are already leaving. Moved, dragging your junk.

Guys ... Guys, I need a shower!

There is no time for this.

What fly bit you?

OK. It was ours Last fishing.

Collie, can you stop here?

- Can we talk? - Yes.

What do you say, what's the matter?

The fact is that ...

We can all make mistakes.

I will be extremely frank.

I'm going to advance to the polls.

But my wife is at my place ...

... she is pregnant.

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

AND...

I...

What is he doing?

Undresses.

... naturally, I can't ... To appear home like this.

We can something To do it?

What are we going to do?

What is he doing?

- Well, well ... maybe to separate them? - No need.

Damn, it is not good. We must separate them.

- He will kill him. - Let us wait a bit.

He, bitch, deserved it.

Well, it already starts to be like an accident.

And this is from us with the guys.

Something broke there.

Summer is time

When the heart is turning green

And your eyes become

Heavenly blue.

Oh yes.

Summer is time

When the thieves revive

And they abduct the hearts

Full of passions.

Oh yes.

And you like it.

And you like it.

And you like it.

Oh yes!

- Summer is the time ... - Belar yourself!

Hello.

My car broke down there, a little higher

And I thought, maybe You will have the opportunity

Throw me to Aurney, To the fishing house.

No problem, buddy.

Well, did you catch anything?

Yes, not really.

Sorry, tambourine, but ...

It's just incredible. We just sang here "Summer - this time."

They sang in full voice.

Just reached "And you like it" ...

- And then we suddenly see you! - Right on the bridge.

Go crazy!

What kind of verse did you sing?

Only the chorus finished And they just started ...

"Summer is the time" ... How else is it ...

... "When women bloom."

Well, maybe let's continue?

Summer is time

When women bloom

And they smell

Secret and the sun.

Oh yes.

Summer is time

When I am best

Together with my girlfriend

On Arnarhoudle.

Oh yes.

And you like it.

And you like it.

And you like it.

Oh yes.