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(Транскрибовано за допомогою TurboScribe.ai. Оновити до Необмеженого, щоб прибрати це повідомлення.) Oh
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Shit
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What the hell is going on?
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What did you guys do?
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I pressed that button by accident That button?
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Yeah You pressed the do not press button?
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Uh huh You're all gonna die Oh my
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god Come
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on baby Bring it down easy Come
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on, keep your nose up Oh
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great Another human spaceship crashing to our planet
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If I have to hear one more speech
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about the NRA I'm gonna shoot myself Shit
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What the hell is going on?
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What happened?
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The capsule opened early Oh sure Lieutenant Fornication
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That's why you guys were ass naked and
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kissing It just appeared that way Oh right,
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a likely story I wanted to make sure
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no one on the ship was contaminated That's
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why we were nude I was checking Lieutenant
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Pushkin to Kushkin's mouth for any germs And
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where the hell were you?
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What were you doing Pushkin to Kushkin?
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I don't know I don't even know what
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I'm doing here Um I was supposed to
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be on Sputnik Sputnik?
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Sputnik is this fucking big What are you
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talking about?
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Yeah so Alright whatever We need to go
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find food and shelter Let's go I'm
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gonna die out here I'm gonna die in
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the desert all alone Lieutenant Well I guess
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you girls are with me but whatever I
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might as well be alone Water?
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Water!
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Water!
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Oh god I don't know
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what I'm gonna do this summer I might
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just hang around the ranch Spank a human
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And Drive my fucking parents bananas Greetings
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We're from planet Earth What a bunch of
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cowards They must be Americans Hey do you
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speak English?
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Do you know where our clothes are?
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These savages They must be mute Oh
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she likes you Well if this is
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the extent of civilization on this dunghill we
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ought to get this ship running in no
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time Oh
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Now on the count of three One Two
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Three Cheese Ow
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stop you're hurting me What the fuck Where
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is this place?
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How did these monkeys get like this?
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Stop it!
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Stop it!
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Stop it!
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What?
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Stop!
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Actually that feels pretty good Doctor
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Quira How could you read this stuff when
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I'm trying to tell you something?
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Doctor Conholy is delicate your panties in a
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bunch Oh bartender perhaps I could have a
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steaming bowl of feces to go with my
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human brain Doctor We both went to the
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same university We both studied Coco Darwin's theory
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of evolution We all come from humans Blasphemer!
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Blasphemer!
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If they hear you talking like that we'll
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surely be killed Thank you love Shut up
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woman it's General Lade He hears your prattling
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you'll anger him again God he's so cute
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How's my butt?
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It's not glowing like a baboon's is it?
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Sue Doctor Conholy Cornholius You're looking mighty dinky
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today Well hello General Hey there batty boy
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You mind copping off?
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So Cornholius, what's with the mood tonight?
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You mind if I climb up your tree
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tonight and kick some flies up your back?
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General Actually Tonight I am busy I have
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to get deloused Oh knobs She's probably too
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busy She's going to a save the humans
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function But surprisingly I'm free Oh Thanks for
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the update there ginger You mind stepping off?
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Me bumhole just got a bit tight So
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Earing off again about the daggo humans again
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are we?
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The only good effing human is a dead
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human Spreading AIDS virus around our city Eating
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our food The only thing they're good for
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Scientific experimentation Blasting them off into space I
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say give them all the Spanish Archer But
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General I was just discussing with my colleague
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here The pofter?
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The whole Coco Darwin theory of evolution How
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we have all come and actually evolved from
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humans Oh Oh Have you completely lost your
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freaking mind You dolly bird You've gone batty
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The humans have no soul Why?
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Answer Can't rock, can't dance No rhythm, no
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style No panache Case in point For example
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Ehlmeister Throw on the FM for some notes
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and chords While we watch this pathetic human
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row Alright
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Cut it Cut it Cut it Look No
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walkie walks for the winky woo Open up
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the hole Let's see the cell Nothing Hello
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hello hello Nothing but mahogany Now I'm a
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bit bushed I'm gonna go home for a
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kip You can all laugh off One day
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the ape god will return And he will
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unite The human and the ape races As
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one Monkey please Put
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her with the other strippers And uh Give
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her an extra treat, she's a good kid
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