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Shit

What the hell is going on?

What did you guys do?

I pressed that button by accident That button?

Yeah You pressed the do not press button?

Uh huh You're all gonna die Oh my

god Come

on baby Bring it down easy Come

on, keep your nose up Oh

great Another human spaceship crashing to our planet

If I have to hear one more speech

about the NRA I'm gonna shoot myself Shit

What the hell is going on?

What happened?

The capsule opened early Oh sure Lieutenant Fornication

That's why you guys were ass naked and

kissing It just appeared that way Oh right,

a likely story I wanted to make sure

no one on the ship was contaminated That's

why we were nude I was checking Lieutenant

Pushkin to Kushkin's mouth for any germs And

where the hell were you?

What were you doing Pushkin to Kushkin?

I don't know I don't even know what

I'm doing here Um I was supposed to

be on Sputnik Sputnik?

Sputnik is this fucking big What are you

talking about?

Yeah so Alright whatever We need to go

find food and shelter Let's go I'm

gonna die out here I'm gonna die in

the desert all alone Lieutenant Well I guess

you girls are with me but whatever I

might as well be alone Water?

Water!

Water!

Oh god I don't know

what I'm gonna do this summer I might

just hang around the ranch Spank a human

And Drive my fucking parents bananas Greetings

We're from planet Earth What a bunch of

cowards They must be Americans Hey do you

speak English?

Do you know where our clothes are?

These savages They must be mute Oh

she likes you Well if this is

the extent of civilization on this dunghill we

ought to get this ship running in no

time Oh

Now on the count of three One Two

Three Cheese Ow

stop you're hurting me What the fuck Where

is this place?

How did these monkeys get like this?

Stop it!

Stop it!

Stop it!

What?

Stop!

Actually that feels pretty good Doctor

Quira How could you read this stuff when

I'm trying to tell you something?

Doctor Conholy is delicate your panties in a

bunch Oh bartender perhaps I could have a

steaming bowl of feces to go with my

human brain Doctor We both went to the

same university We both studied Coco Darwin's theory

of evolution We all come from humans Blasphemer!

Blasphemer!

If they hear you talking like that we'll

surely be killed Thank you love Shut up

woman it's General Lade He hears your prattling

you'll anger him again God he's so cute

How's my butt?

It's not glowing like a baboon's is it?

Sue Doctor Conholy Cornholius You're looking mighty dinky

today Well hello General Hey there batty boy

You mind copping off?

So Cornholius, what's with the mood tonight?

You mind if I climb up your tree

tonight and kick some flies up your back?

General Actually Tonight I am busy I have

to get deloused Oh knobs She's probably too

busy She's going to a save the humans

function But surprisingly I'm free Oh Thanks for

the update there ginger You mind stepping off?

Me bumhole just got a bit tight So

Earing off again about the daggo humans again

are we?

The only good effing human is a dead

human Spreading AIDS virus around our city Eating

our food The only thing they're good for

Scientific experimentation Blasting them off into space I

say give them all the Spanish Archer But

General I was just discussing with my colleague

here The pofter?

The whole Coco Darwin theory of evolution How

we have all come and actually evolved from

humans Oh Oh Have you completely lost your

freaking mind You dolly bird You've gone batty

The humans have no soul Why?

Answer Can't rock, can't dance No rhythm, no

style No panache Case in point For example

Ehlmeister Throw on the FM for some notes

and chords While we watch this pathetic human

row Alright

Cut it Cut it Cut it Look No

walkie walks for the winky woo Open up

the hole Let's see the cell Nothing Hello

hello hello Nothing but mahogany Now I'm a

bit bushed I'm gonna go home for a

kip You can all laugh off One day

the ape god will return And he will

unite The human and the ape races As

one Monkey please Put

her with the other strippers And uh Give

her an extra treat, she's a good kid