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HURRY UP. COME ON.
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GET A MOVE ON.
WE'RE LATE.
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YOU CAN'T BE LATE
TO A FUNERAL.
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SEAN?
YEAH, BABY?
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DID YOU SEE THIS?
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IT'S THE CONDOLENCE
CARD.
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HENRY WROTE,
"GET WELL SOON."
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OH. UH...
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THERE ARE OTHER CARDS
IN THE DRAWER, AREN'T THERE?
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I'M GOIN' OUT
TO THE CAR.
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MOM, I THINK MY SUIT
IS WAY TOO SMALL.
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YEAH. ME, TOO.
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THEY'RE--
THEY'RE FINE.
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WE'LL--WE'LL JUST--
HERE, WE'LL JUST
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PULL YOUR SLEEVE
DOWN A LITTLE.
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JIMMY, GIVE HENRY
YOUR SUIT JACKET.
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WELL, THEN, WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO?
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Y-YOU'RE GONNA
TAKE HENRY'S JACKET
AND JUST--
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JUST SLING IT CASUALLY
OVER YOUR SHOULDER.
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WELL, WHAT ABOUT
MY PANTS?
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YOU WANT ME
TO CASUALLY
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SLING THOSE
OVER MY SHOULDER, TOO?
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PUT ON
YOUR BLACK JEANS. GO.
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
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WHY ARE THEY GOING
UPSTAIRS?!
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TO CHANGE THEIR CLOTHES!
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COME ON, WE ARE LATE!
LET'S GET A MOVE ON IT.
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WHY DO I HAVE TO GO
TO THIS FUNERAL?
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I BARELY EVEN REMEMBER
COUSIN SCOTT.
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'CAUSE SCOTT AND I
GREW UP TOGETHER.
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HE WAS A GREAT GUY.
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WELL, HE WASN'T
VERY SMART.
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WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
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HE SNOWBOARDED
OUT OF A HELICOPTER
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ONTO A GLACIER
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AND THEN OFF THE EDGE
OF THE GLACIER.
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WELL, THAT'S WHAT
MADE SCOTT GREAT.
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I MEAN, HE LIVED LIFE
TO THE FULLEST.
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LIGHT 'EM UP!
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WHOO-HOO!
Sean: COME ON!
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GO! GO!
GO! GO!
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[LOUD CRASH]
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OH, SEAN!
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YOU GOTTA
TRY THIS, MAN.
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I REALLY DON'T.
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HUH? HUH?!
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IT WAS LIKE
A LITTLE GNARLY
LITTLE MONKEY-DOG.
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A SHARK JUST SWAM UP
AND BIT YOUR BOARD?
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NO, NOT JUST
MY BOARD.
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READY?
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HUH?!
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HUH?!
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HE JUST TOOK
A CHUNK!
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I--I WAS, "PBBBT!"
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YOU GOTTA COME
OUT THERE WITH ME,
SEAN.
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ABSOLUTELY. DEFINITELY.
ONE OF THESE DAYS, YEAH.
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NO. TODAY IS ONE
OF THESE DAYS.
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NO, IT'S NOT.
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ALL RIGHT.
SO, YOU PAY ATTENTION,
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'CAUSE YOU'RE NEXT,
ALL RIGHT?
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ALL RIGHT!
[SCOTT LAUGHS]
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WHOO-HOO!
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WHOO! YEAH!
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Scott:
WHOO-HOO!
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I'M GONNA GO GET
MY SUNBLOCK.
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YOU'RE NOT COMING BACK,
ARE YOU?
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HELL NO.
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GUYS...
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THIS IS THE PART
WHERE YOU PULL ME UP!
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WELL, IF YOU TWO
ARE SO CLOSE,
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HOW COME I DIDN'T
SEE HIM MORE?
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WELL, SCOTT AND I TOOK
SEPARATE PATHS IN LIFE.
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HE SPENT
THE LAST 10 YEARS
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CLIMBING THE WORLD'S
TALLEST MOUNTAINS,
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AND I SPENT
THE LAST 10 YEARS
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TRYING TO GET CHILDREN
INTO THE CAR!
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COME ON!
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BABE, THIS IS THE ONLY
OTHER CARD I COULD FIND.
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THAT'S GOT
A BABY'S BUTT ON IT.
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BUT SEE, THAT--THAT
SHOULD CHEER HIM UP,
RIGHT?
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BABY BUTT!
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
SIGN MY NAME.
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I'M IN THE CAR.
I'M GOING OUT THE DOOR.
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I AM ACTUALLY
IN THE CAR!
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[DOOR OPENS]
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BABY, WHERE ARE MY KEYS?
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UH, UPSTAIRS
ON THE DRESSER.
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CAN YOU GET 'EM
FOR ME?
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WHY CAN'T YOU
GO GET 'EM?
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WELL, THEY THINK
I'M IN THE CAR.
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OK, COME ON, GUYS.
LET'S GET GOING.
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HEY, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE IN THE CAR.
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WELL, I WAS, OK?
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BUT IT TOOK YOU GUYS
SO LONG
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THAT I HAD
TO COME BACK INSIDE,
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AND NOW I GOTTA GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
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SEAN, CO--
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OK, I'M GONNA GO PLAY
A VIDEO GAME.
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NO!
NO!
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I'M BORED.
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HENRY, WE--
WE JUST GOT HERE.
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JUST BEIN' HONEST.
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WELL, PLEASE BE QUIET.
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WHEN ARE WE LEAVING?
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SHH!
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AH, GOOD. YOU'RE HERE.
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JIMMY,
PUT ON YOUR JACKET.
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AW, TAKE IT OFF.
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OK, LOOK, I KNOW
THEY NEED NEW SUITS.
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YOU SHOULD ALWAYS
HAVE FUNERAL CLOTHES
READY TO GO.
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I KNOW. I KNOW.
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I'M JUST SAYING
I LEARNED IT THE HARD WAY
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AT UNCLE PETE'S FUNERAL.
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I'M VERY SORRY,
AUNT EDNA.
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IT'S ALL I HAD.
SORRY.
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SHE SAID I COULDN'T
BE A PALLBEARER
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BECAUSE I LOOKED
LIKE TONY ORLANDO.
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COUSIN SCOTT
IS IN THERE?
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YEAH.
HE'S BEEN CREMATED.
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THEY TURN HIM
INTO CREAM?!
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
LEAVE THAT ALONE.
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
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YOU GUYS GO
GIVE YOUR CONDOLENCES
TO AUNT BETTY.
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WH-WHICH ONE'S
AUNT BETTY?
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OVER THERE.
SHE'S THE ONE
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WHO LOOKS LIKE SHE
ATE THE LIPSTICK.
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SCOOT.
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Walt: AH, SCOTT.
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DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING?
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NO.
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YOU DON'T SMELL COFFEE?
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NO.
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HEY. WHAT--
OH, MY GOD!
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IT'S FULL OF
COFFEE GRINDS!
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
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I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
WE'VE GOTTA GO TALK
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TO THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR.
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WAIT, DAD.
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT
TO MAKE A SCENE?
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I MEAN, AREN'T PEOPLE
UPSET ENOUGH ALREADY?
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HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM?
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I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST THINK
THESE KINDS OF THINGS
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PROBABLY HAPPEN
MORE OFTEN THAN
WE REALIZE.
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MM-HMM.
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THIS IS COFFEE,
FOR PETE'S SAKE!
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THESE PEOPLE ARE MOURNING
A POT OF COFFEE!
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SHH!
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OH, GOD.
IT'S OK, CLAUDIA.
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NO, NO, NO.
I'M NOT SURE
THAT IT IS.
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CLAUD--
OH...
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IT WAS YOU.
YOU DID IT!
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CHILL OUT, DAD.
I WILL NOT.
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YOU'RE MAKING A SCENE.
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YOU'RE GRAVE ROBBERS.
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WE ARE NOT
GRAVE ROBBERS.
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HI.
AAH.
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OH, SEAN,
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CLAUDIA.
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I AM SO HAPPY
TO SEE YOU.
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THE--THE FLOWERS--
THEY ARE SO LOVELY.
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YES.
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ARE YOU OK?
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NO.
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WHAT'S WRONG?
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SCOTT'S DEAD.
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OH, RIGHT.
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UH, UM...I'M LILY.
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JEFF.
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DO--DO YOU WANT
A TISSUE?
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THAT'S NOT SNOT.
IT'S GUM.
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THANK YOU.
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I HAVE SOME GUM,
IF YOU NEED SOME.
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I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE
HE'S GONE.
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IT'LL BE OK.
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I GOT THE
COLD CUT PLATTER
AT MAZZARINO'S.
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IT WAS VERY,
VERY GOOD.
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I LOVE THE BABY PICKLES.
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DO YOU SMELL COFFEE?
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NO!
YOU CRAZY?
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WELL, WHERE'S IT
COMING FROM?
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MARIE, HAVE YOU KISSED
JIMMY AND HENRY YET?
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OH, NO. WHERE ARE
THE LITTLE DUMPLINGS?
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OH, I SEE YOU.
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YOU COME
GIVE AUNT MARIE
A BIG HUG.
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WHAT THE HELL
DID YOU DO?!
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IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
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NO BIG DEAL?
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YOU SECRETLY
REPLACED THE REMAINS
OF YOUR DEAD COUSIN
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WITH FOLGERS CRYSTALS!
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LOOK, SCOTT WAS
ALL ABOUT LIFE,
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AND LOOK AT THIS PLACE--
EVERYBODY SAD AND WEEPING.
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IT'S DEPRESSING.
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IT'S A FUNERAL,
NOT A TAFFY PULL.
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SCOTT WOULD HAVE
HATED THIS.
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AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
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BECAUSE HE TOLD US.
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...AND SO THEY
DUG HIM UP, RIGHT?
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AND ON THE INSIDE
OF THE COFFIN LID,
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THEY FOUND
SCRATCH MARKS.
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FRANTIC
SCRATCH MARKS.
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OH, GOD.
OH, NO WAY, MAN.
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I'M TELLIN' YOU.
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AND THE IRONY IS
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THEY WOULD HAVE
HEARD HIM TRYING
TO GET OUT,
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BUT ONE OF HIS
LAST WISHES
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WAS TO HAVE
A MARCHING BAND
AT HIS FUNERAL.
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I WOULD NEVER
WANT MY BODY
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TO BE STUCK
INSIDE OF SOME BOX.
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WHAT WOULD YOU CARE?
YOU'D BE DEAD.
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YEAH, MY BODY'D BE DEAD,
BUT MY SPIRIT...
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THAT'D STILL BE ALIVE.
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I'M DONATING MY BODY
TO SCIENCE.
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BUT NOT THE SKELETON.
I DON'T WANT--
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I DON'T WANT
MEDICAL STUDENTS
PUTTIN' HATS ON ME,
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AND CRAP LIKE THAT.
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I WANT TO BE CREMATED.
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AND THEN
I WANT YOU GUYS
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TO JUST TOSS ME
INTO THE WIND.
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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NO. NO, I MEAN IT.
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FROM RIGHT UP HERE.
ON THIS WATER TOWER
RIGHT HERE.
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BECAUSE THIS--YEAH,
THIS IS AS CLOSE
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AS YOU CAN GET TO HEAVEN
IN STATEN ISLAND.
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THAT'S SO TRUE.
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I JUST WANT YOU GUYS
TO JUST SET ME FREE...
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SO I CAN FLY IN THE SKY
LIKE A--
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FREE, LIKE A B-BIRD.
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HEY. HEY, SCOTT,
THAT WAS MY FRISBEE,
MAN!
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NOW IT'S FREE.
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BULL. THAT WAS,
LIKE, 8 BUCKS.
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LOOK, WITH THE EXCEPTION
OF YOUR WEDDING VOWS,
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OATHS TAKEN
BY STONED TEENAGERS
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ARE NOT LEGALLY BINDING.
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SCOTT WAS SERIOUS, DAD.
HE WAS OBSESSED ABOUT IT.
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SCOTT, WHAT ARE WE
DOING UP HERE?
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* WE'RE PARTYIN'
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HEY. COME ON.
YOU'RE GONNA
FREEZE TO DEATH, MAN.
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WELL, IF I DO,
THEY YOU GUYS JUST
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GOTTA COME RIGHT
BACK UP HERE
NEXT WEEKEND.
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00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:13,687
WHY?
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00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:16,156
TO THROW
MY ASHES OFF.
241
00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:18,258
SO, WHAT IF THE WIND
BLOWS YOUR ASHES,
242
00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,160
LIKE,
BACK IN OUR MOUTHS?
243
00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:21,194
YEAH!
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00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,897
I DON'T MIND
IF YOU GUYS EAT
A LITTLE BIT OF ME.
245
00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:26,634
THAT'S, LIKE,
GOOD, ALMOST.
246
00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:27,968
OH.
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GET BACK OVER HERE.
248
00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:29,803
NO. SAY, "I PROMISE
I'LL TOSS THEM."
249
00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:33,240
Sean, Claudia, Eddie:
WE PROMISE WE'LL TOSS THEM.
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00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,975
COME ON.
251
00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:38,078
AAH! OH!
252
00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:39,212
STOP THAT!
253
00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:42,215
PSYCH! I HAD IT
THE WHOLE TIME.
254
00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,150
OH!
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00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:46,186
A PROMISE
IS A PROMISE, DAD.
WE MADE A VOW.
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00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:49,056
OH, SEAN, COME ON.
WE WERE TEENAGERS.
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00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:53,093
I ALSO VOWED
TO SAVE MYSELF
FOR GEORGE MICHAEL.
258
00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:55,796
MOM, YOU'VE GOTTA
HIDE US.
259
00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:57,865
UH-OH. AUNT DEIDRE,
9 0'CLOCK.
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00:09:57,898 --> 00:09:59,800
OK, LET'S SPLIT UP.
WE'LL BE HARDER
TO CATCH.
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00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:02,069
OK, YOU HEAD STRAIGHT
FOR AUNT DEIDRE, OK?
262
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,171
AND I'LL GO THAT WAY.
GO!
GOT IT.
263
00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:08,275
AAH! AH! NO! NO!
264
00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:10,143
MOMMY!
265
00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:13,781
IT REALLY
MAKES YOU THINK,
DOESN'T IT?
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00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:19,653
ONE MINUTE YOU HAVE
YOUR WHOLE LIFE
AHEAD OF YOU...
267
00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:22,956
AND--AND
THE NEXT MINUTE...
268
00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:25,225
NOT...LIFE...
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00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:28,862
AHEAD OF YOU.
270
00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:30,397
WHY AM I LAYING THIS
ON YOU?
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00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,099
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU.
272
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,201
NO, NO, NO.
IT'S OK.
273
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,836
JUST--
JUST LET IT OUT.
274
00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:38,972
I DON'T WANT
TO BURDEN YOU.
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00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:42,242
BURDEN ME.
276
00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:50,884
DON'T YOU HAVE
A BOYFRIEND?
277
00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:54,154
DON'T YOU HAVE
A LIFE?
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00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,823
NO.
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00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:58,291
GO AWAY!
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00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:04,998
HELP ME OUT HERE.
281
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:07,167
HOW DO YOU EVEN BEGIN
TO FORMULATE A PLAN
282
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,301
TO STEAL A DEAD PERSON?
283
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,237
THERE WASN'T ANY
BIG PLAN.
YEAH.
284
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,205
WE WERE JUST GONNA
ASK AUNT BETTY
285
00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:13,340
AT THE WAKE
FOR THE ASHES,
286
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:16,109
BUT THERE'S REALLY
NO CLEAR ETIQUETTE
287
00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:17,911
FOR THAT KIND
OF THING.
NO. NO.
288
00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:19,780
BUT WE WERE
DRINKING,
AND WE JUST--
289
00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:21,148
EDDIE DID IT.
290
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,116
EDDIE DID IT.
291
00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:26,253
SEAN,
GO DISTRACT EVERYBODY.
292
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:27,087
WHAT?
293
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,322
GO DISTRACT EVERYBODY.
GO DO SOMETHIN'.
294
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,791
WHAT?!
GO DO SOMETHIN'.
295
00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,259
OH. BUT,
UH--UH--UH--UH--
296
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:35,162
* DA-DANNY BOY
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00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:40,033
* THE PIPES,
THE PIPES ARE CALLIN' *
298
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:42,936
[OTHERS JOIN IN]
* FROM GLEN TO GLEN
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00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:46,807
* AND DOWN
THE MOUNTAINSIDE *
300
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,242
* THE SUMMER'S GONE
301
00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:53,346
* AND ALL THE LEAVES
ARE FALLIN' *
302
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,949
* 'TIS YOU, 'TIS YOU
303
00:11:55,983 --> 00:12:00,320
* MUST GO AND I MUST BIDE
304
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,255
* 'TIS I'LL BE HERE
305
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:06,526
* IN SUNSHINE
OR IN SHADOW *
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00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:12,432
* OH, DANNY BOY,
OH, DANNY BOY *
307
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:20,307
* I LOVE YOU SO
308
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,541
WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
309
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:25,278
YOU HAVE RUINED
DANNY BOY FOR ME.
310
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,215
OH, MARIE. UH,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
311
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:32,252
BETTY WANTED ME TO PUT
SCOTT'S CLASS RING
IN THE URN.
312
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,854
NO, NO. NO.
NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO.
313
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:38,291
HERE. HERE.
LET ME DO IT FOR YOU.
314
00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:43,096
I SWEAR I SMELL COFFEE.
315
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:46,099
WELL,
THEY'RE OPENING UP
THOSE STARBUCKS
316
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:48,301
EVERYWHERE NOW.
317
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,041
WE'RE ALL GOING
TO HELL, AREN'T WE?
318
00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:57,544
FRONT OF THE LINE.
Sean: YEAH.
319
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:02,449
THAT WAS SUCH
A WONDERFUL FUNERAL.
320
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:04,751
LILY.
321
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,119
WELL, NO, I JUST--
I JUST MEANT
322
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:08,488
I HAD MORE FUN THAN
I THOUGHT I WOULD.
323
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:09,489
FUN?
324
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,124
WELL, NOT FUN. I--
325
00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,260
I JUST--I MET SOME
COOL PEOPLE, AND--
326
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,896
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I SAW YOU AND JEFF
REALLY HIT IT OFF.
327
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:19,232
OH, YEAH.
DO YOU KNOW JEFF?
328
00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:21,869
YEAH. COUSIN JEFF?
329
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:26,506
COUSIN JEFF?
HE'S MY COUSIN?
330
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:27,540
SURE, YEAH.
DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
331
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,877
FROM JOE AND DIANE'S
WEDDING.
332
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,148
EWW!
333
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,516
WHAT?!
334
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:37,885
OH, MAN!
335
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:41,088
HEY, GUYS,
HOW WAS THE FUNERAL?
336
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,455
OH, TERRIFIC.
337
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,224
I HAD TO LEAD
A DECADE OF THE ROSARY
338
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:47,027
FOR A POUND
OF COLOMBIAN ROAST.
339
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,096
I TAKE IT HE KNOWS.
YEP.
340
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,097
SO, WHERE THE HELL
WERE YOU?
341
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,065
I WAS TAKING CARE
OF SOME UNFINISHED
BUSINESS.
342
00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:54,534
JUST TELL ME YOU GOT IT.
I GOT IT.
343
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:55,535
GOT WHAT?
344
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:56,403
SEE--WELL,
345
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,171
LAST NIGHT WE HAD
A SERVICE OF OUR OWN.
346
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:02,042
JEEZ. THIS CLIMB
IS A LOT SCARIER
347
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,210
THAN I REMEMBER.
348
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,612
WHEW. THAT'S BECAUSE
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
THAT WE DID IT
349
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:08,281
WHEN WE WEREN'T
COMPLETELY BAKED.
350
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,285
THIS IS EXCELLENT.
351
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:18,425
ALL RIGHT...
352
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,660
LET'S DO IT.
353
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,362
[BOOM BOX SWITCHES ON]
354
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,596
NOT THE TAPE!
THE CD.
355
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:24,631
SORRY.
356
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:28,135
[MUSIC PLAYING]
357
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,602
OK.
358
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:30,670
WOW.
359
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,606
SHALL WE SAY
A FEW WORDS?
360
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,642
CLAUDIA?
361
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:43,316
HEY, SCOTT.
362
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,986
IT'S ME, CLAUDIA.
363
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,389
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE GONE.
364
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,391
NOT THAT I DIDN'T
SEE IT COMING.
365
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:54,661
YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS
DID THOSE STUPID,
366
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,396
RIDICULOUS,
DANGEROUS THINGS.
367
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,364
AND I WOULD TELL YOU
NOT TO,
368
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,200
BUT YOU WERE JUST
SO PIGHEADED.
369
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:06,006
WHEREVER YOU ARE,
JUST PLEASE BE CAREFUL.
370
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,046
EDWARD.
371
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:20,520
REQUIEM AETERNAM
DONA EIS, DOMINE,
372
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:24,257
ET LUX PERPETUA.
373
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,225
WHAT IS THAT?
374
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:28,028
IT'S FROM THE OMEN.
375
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,099
HEY, SCOTT...
376
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,301
HEY, BUDDY...
377
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,969
HERE WE ARE
ON THE WATER TOWER,
378
00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:38,071
JUST LIKE YOU WANTED.
379
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,973
I ALWAYS THOUGHT
I'D BE AN OLD MAN,
380
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:42,242
BUT WHAT THE HELL, HUH?
381
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,710
WASN'T EASY
GETTIN' UP HERE,
382
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:47,014
AND IF YOUR MOM
FINDS OUT, WE'RE DEAD.
383
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,516
SO, I HOPE
YOU WERE SERIOUS.
384
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:55,055
ANYWAY, WE LOVE YOU,
AND WE MISS YOU.
385
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,626
HAVE A NICE FLIGHT.
386
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,595
IT'S KINDA HARD.
NO, I--I GOT--
387
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:03,730
AAH!
AAH!
388
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,065
NO!
389
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,166
[THUD]
390
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:09,002
OH, MAN, I THINK
YOU DROPPED HIM.
391
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,671
YOU DROPPED HIM?
392
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,041
YEAH. YEAH, BUT IT
WASN'T MY FAULT.
393
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:14,741
IT WASN'T
TUPPERWARE.
394
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,709
IT WAS SOME
NO-NAME BRAND.
395
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,611
YEAH. AND WE--
396
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,747
WE SEARCHED
IN THE BUSHES
FOR OVER AN HOUR,
397
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,049
BUT IT WAS SO DARK.
398
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,150
BUT I WENT OUT THERE
THIS MORNING,
399
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,617
AND I FOUND HIM.
HE WAS UNDER A BUSH,
400
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,752
RIGHT NEXT TO
YOUR FRISBEE.
401
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,487
OH, WHAT--
WAIT A MINUTE.
402
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,488
THIS ISN'T MY FRISBEE.
403
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,790
BUT YOU COULD
STILL HAVE FUN
WITH IT, YOU KNOW.
404
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,592
ALL RIGHT,
THE IMPORTANT THING IS,
405
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,394
IT'S NOT TOO LATE,
RIGHT?
406
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,095
WE HAVE SCOTT NOW,
407
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,130
SO WE CAN
DO THE RIGHT THING.
408
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:39,699
NO, NO, NO.
I MADE HIM A PROMISE.
409
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:43,036
COME ON, SEAN, YOU KEPT
YOUR STUPID PROMISE.
410
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,704
YOU THREW HIM
OFF THE WATER TOWER.
411
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,673
SCOTT WANTED
TO BE SCATTERED.
412
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:49,309
COME ON. WHERE--
WHERE ARE THE ASHES?
413
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,177
I-I'LL NEVER TELL.
414
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:53,380
ALL RIGHT. LOOK,
JUST GET OUT
OF MY WAY.
415
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,448
YOU'LL HAVE TO
KNOCK ME DOWN FIRST.
416
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:56,583
I COULD DO THAT.
417
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,351
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S NOT GET CRAZY.
418
00:16:58,385 --> 00:16:59,752
YEAH.
419
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:03,056
[VACUUM CLEANER
WHINING]
420
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:10,797
MAN, THAT THING
WAS DUSTY.
421
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,135
OH...
422
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:18,405
YOU KNOW, THIS TOOTHPASTE
FIGHTS TARTAR AND PLAQUE,
423
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:22,475
BUT, DUH,
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING
ABOUT COUSIN KISSING.
424
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:27,080
SHUT UP.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
425
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:32,385
LIL, YOU AND ME, WE'RE--
WE'RE JUST FRIENDS, RIGHT?
426
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,088
GET OUT!
427
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:42,362
HEY, DON'T BRUSH ANGRY.
428
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,765
IT'S THE NUMBER ONE CAUSE
OF RECEDING GUMS.
429
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,168
SO, YOU GONNA BE
IN HERE MUCH LONGER?
430
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,502
I GOTTA TO, UH--
YOU KNOW, I GOTTA--
431
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:53,072
I GOTTA SEND A FAX,
YOU KNOW?
432
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,808
DOESN'T THIS FAMILY
HAVE A TONGUE SCRAPER?
433
00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,810
WHAT IS--WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?
434
00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:59,146
COUSIN JEFF.
435
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,180
OH, HE'S A BUM.
436
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:03,150
HE OWES ME $115
FOR 2 MONTHS.
437
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:07,120
WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
BEING A DEADBEAT RUNS
IN THE FAMILY.
438
00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:08,121
OH, HE'S NOT FAMILY.
439
00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:09,889
HE'S--HE'S A COUSIN
BY MARRIAGE.
440
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,559
WAIT. SO, WE'RE NOT
BLOOD RELATIVES?
441
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,460
NO.
442
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:14,861
THAT'S FANTASTIC.
443
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:19,132
YEAH.
LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL.
444
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,868
HOLD IT UPRIGHT.
YOU'RE GONNA SPILL HIM.
445
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,270
DON'T WORRY.
IF I SPILL HIM,
446
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,772
I'LL JUST SUCK HIM UP
AGAIN, OK?
447
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,276
OK, PUT HIM IN THIS.
448
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,844
THAT'S A COOKIE JAR.
449
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:33,613
THIS IS VERY URN-LIKE.
450
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,748
IT'S HIDEOUS!
451
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,717
YOU GAVE IT TO US.
452
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,652
WELL, IT'S GOT
ITS CHARM.
453
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:42,489
HEY, DAD, DO YOU HAVE
COUSIN JEFF'S PHONE NUMBER?
454
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:43,856
YEAH.
IT'S IN MY BOOK.
455
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:44,657
COOL.
WAIT.
456
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,426
WHY DO YOU
WANT TO CALL
COUSIN JEFF?
457
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,860
WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW,
458
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:50,630
I THINK JEFF AND I
COULD BE KINDA
HAVIN' A THING.
459
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,865
YOU CAN'T DATE
COUSIN JEFF.
460
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:54,901
NO, NO, NO. IT'S OK.
WE'RE NOT RELATED BY BLOOD.
461
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,669
WE'RE RELATED BY MARRIAGE.
462
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,838
YES. HIS MARRIAGE.
463
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:00,973
HE'S MARRIED?
464
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,276
YES,
TO YOUR COUSIN SUSIE.
465
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:07,547
HOW WOULD THAT CREEP
JUST LEAD ME ON--
466
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,749
ARE THEY HAPPY?
467
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:11,951
YEAH.
468
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:15,188
OH, I GOTTA GO
BRUSH MY TONGUE.
469
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,890
I'M GONNA LOOK
LIKE AN IDIOT
470
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,592
WALKIN' INTO
THAT MAUSOLEUM
471
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,461
CARRYING A CLOWN HEAD.
472
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,863
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, WALT.
I'LL CARRY IT.
473
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:24,897
YOU'RE NOT TAKIN' IT.
474
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,199
SEAN, LISTEN TO ME.
475
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,867
NO, I'M NOT GONNA
LISTEN TO YOU.
476
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,602
YOU'RE
SELLIN' SCOTT OUT.
477
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:30,837
SEAN, LOOK AT HIM.
478
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,706
HE DOESN'T CARE
ANYMORE, ALL RIGHT?
479
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,908
LAST NIGHT
WE WERE EMOTIONAL,
480
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:36,943
AND WE WERE DRUNK,
481
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:40,447
AND WE WERE EXTREMELY
IRRESPONSIBLE AND JUVENILE.
482
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,914
CLAUDIA,
THAT'S THE POINT.
483
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,750
IF THERE'S ONE THING
WE CAN LEARN FROM SCOTT,
484
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,518
IT'S THAT WE DON'T
ALWAYS HAVE TO DO
485
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:48,588
THE MOST RESPONSIBLE
THING ALL THE TIME.
486
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:49,356
YES. FINE. FINE.
487
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:50,957
THAT IS HOW SCOTT
LIVED HIS LIFE.
488
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:51,791
IT IS NOT
HOW WE LIVE OURS.
489
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:54,227
WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD.
LIFE'S SO SHORT.
490
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,595
WHY DON'T WE TAKE RISKS?
491
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,364
WE TAKE RISKS,
ALL RIGHT?
492
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,466
WE HAVE
AN ADJUSTABLE-RATE
MORTGAGE.
493
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,968
WE JUST PAID OFF OUR VISA
WITH OUR MASTERCARD.
494
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:06,239
WE ARE RAISING 3 KIDS
IN NEW YORK CITY,
495
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:07,874
AND WE DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE HELL WE'RE DOING.
496
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,510
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,
BUT I, FOR ONE,
497
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,678
WOULD WELCOME A GLACIER.
498
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,481
SCOTT ALWAYS ASKED ME
TO DO THESE CRAZY THINGS
WITH HIM,
499
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,916
GO ON ADVENTURES
AND, YOU KNOW,
I ALWAYS SAID NO,
500
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,985
'CAUSE I THOUGHT I'D
HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE.
501
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,854
AND FINALLY
I GET THIS CHANCE
502
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,790
TO TAKE HIM
ON AN ADVENTURE--
503
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:28,027
THE ONE ADVENTURE THAT
HE REALLY WANTED--
504
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,296
AND I CAN'T.
505
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:32,999
AND IT'S A DAMN SHAME.
506
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,304
WELL.
507
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,771
YEAH.
508
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,277
WELL, UH,
509
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,913
I DON'T REALLY KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
510
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:49,015
I SAID SOME
BEAUTIFUL THINGS
511
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:51,884
TO THAT URN
FULL OF COFFEE,
512
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,953
BUT, UH,
THEY ESCAPE ME NOW.
513
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:57,924
I--IS SOMETHIN'
BURNIN' HERE?
514
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:00,993
SOMEBODY'S
BURNING LEAVES.
515
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:03,330
SWEET.
SMOKE.
516
00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:04,331
GO AHEAD, WALT.
517
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,533
YEAH. ANYWAY, SCOTT,
518
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:08,067
I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND YOU
IN LIFE,
519
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,870
AND I DON'T
UNDERSTAND YOU NOW,
520
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:15,342
BUT YOU WERE
A GOOD KID...
521
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,378
AND I'M GONNA MISS YOU.
522
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:22,349
SO, GO ON NOW.
GET OUTTA HERE.
523
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:32,925
WE PROBABLY
SHOULDN'T HAVE
PARKED SO CLOSE.
524
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:38,431
ALL RIGHT, LET'S
GO THROUGH IT AGAIN.
525
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:40,633
I WANT TO BE LAID OUT
FOR 2 NIGHTS AT DALTONS,
526
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,802
AND AFTER THE SERVICE,
I WANT YOU TO TAKE
EVERYBODY
527
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,871
TO THE BAMBOO GARDENS
FOR A NICE LUNCH.
528
00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:46,005
BUT, SO HELP ME GOD,
529
00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:48,875
IF YOU DESECRATE MY MEMORY
WITH A CASH BAR,
530
00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:52,679
I WILL COME BACK
AND KILL YOU BOTH.
531
00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:56,916
NOW, UH, I LEFT MY GUEST LIST
OUT IN THE CAR.
532
00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,686
I CAN'T TAKE
ANY MORE OF THIS.
533
00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:01,954
I SAY WE JUST TOSS HIM
OFF THE TOWER.
534
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:03,823
HE'S NOT BEING CREMATED.
535
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:06,393
NO. TONIGHT.
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