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OK, COME ON,
ALL YOU GUYS
DRIPPING ON THE FLOOR,
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GET IN THE BACKYARD.
WE CAN'T AFFORD
NEW FLOORS.
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MY PARENTS ARE POOR.
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HEY, WILL YOU QUIT
SAYING THAT?
WE'RE NOT POOR.
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DAD IS GONNA FREAK
WHEN HE SEES HIS CAR.
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OK, WE'LL DEAL WITH
THAT LATER.
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RIGHT NOW I'M GONNA
GET ON THE PHONE
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AND GIVE THAT
CREDIT CARD COMPANY
A PIECE OF MY MIND.
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TH-TH-THAT CAR REEKS!
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YEAH, MY DAD WORKS
IN A DUMP.
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IF HE HAD AS SENSE OF SMELL,
HE'D BE DEAD BY NOW.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN MY HOUSE?
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I'LL CALL YOU BACK.
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YOU'RE HOME A LITTLE
EARLY, AREN'T YOU?
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HEY! HEY!
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WHO'S THAT?
WHO THE HELL IS THAT?
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HEY, YOU! WHO ARE YOU?!
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HEY!
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WHERE YOU GOING,
PUNK?!
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WHO THE HELL WAS THAT?
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I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW
HOW TO ANSWER THAT.
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WELL, YOU CAN START
BY TELLING ME
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WHAT HE'S DOING
IN MY HOUSE.
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LET'S JUST MOVE ON.
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I DON'T GET IT.
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IT'S HENRY'S BIRTHDAY.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO
BE OUT
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AT THAT
WATER PARK ALL DAY.
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YEAH. YEAH.
THAT WAS THE PLAN.
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[SHOUTING AND SCREAMING]
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HEY, BABY, YOU REMEMBER
SCREAMING WET DEATH,
DON'T YOU?
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OH, GOD, THE TERROR.
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[ALL SHOUTING AT ONCE]
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TELL US!
TELL US!
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ALL RIGHT, LET ME TELL YOU.
IMAGINE THIS.
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YOU START FROM A POSITION
SO HIGH, OK,
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THAT BY THE TIME
YOU'RE HALFWAY DOWN,
YOU'RE GOING SO FAST
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THAT THE WATER
UNDER YOUR BUTT
ACTUALLY CATCHES ON FIRE.
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[ALL SHOUTING]
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THAT'S COOL!
YEAH, COOL.
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MAYBE THE FIRE WILL KILL
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THE 5 MILLIONS KINDS
OF BACTERIA IN THE WATER.
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ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
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WHOO-HOO! WHOO!
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I'D LIKE 2 ADULTS,
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5 CHILDREN,
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AND ONE 12-YEAR-OLD
SENIOR CITIZEN, PLEASE.
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ALL RIGHT! WHO WANTS TO RIDE
THE FLUME-OSAURUS?!
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[CHEERING AND SHOUTING]
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SIR, YOUR CARD
ISN'T GOING THROUGH.
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WELL, TRY IT AGAIN.
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I TRIED IT 3 TIMES, OK?
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IT'S DECLINED.
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NO, THAT CARD'S GOOD.
HERE, GIVE IT TO ME.
LET ME TRY.
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KEEP YOUR HAND
OUT OF THE KIOSK, PLEASE!
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WELL, GIVE ME BACK MY CARD.
I'LL TRY IT.
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SIR, YOU'RE HOLDING UP
THE LINE.
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NO, YOU'RE HOLDING UP
THE LINE, MAN.
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GET OUT OF LINE, SIR.
GIVE ME MY CARD!
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GIVE ME BACK MY CARD!
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YOU'VE GOT MY CARD.
MAN, LOOK AT THIS PUNK.
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HEY, GET YOUR HANDS
OFF ME, MAN!
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THERE'S NO REASON MY CARD
SHOULD HAVE BEEN REJECTED, OK?
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MY MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME?
O'MALLEY.
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YEAH. SEE, I WAS TAKING MY
SON TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY, AND--
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O'MALLEY.
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"O" AS IN OUTRAGE,
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"M" AS IN MAD AS HELL,
ALLEY!
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IS YOUR CALL WAITING
WORKING, MAN?
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SHH. YEAH, YEAH, SO, LOOK,
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I ALREADY GAVE YOU
THE NUMBER TWICE.
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IF IT BEEPS IN, MAN,
I NEED TO KNOW.
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WILL YOU BE QUIET,
PLEASE?
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LOOK, I GAVE YOU
THE NUMBER TWICE
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AND I KEYED IT IN
3 TIMES ALREADY.
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JUST DON'T IGNORE
THE BEEP, OK? THAT'S RUDE.
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SHUT UP, ED.
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HEY, SEAN, TELL THEM
WE MADE A PAYMENT ON THE FIFTH.
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OH, OK. APPARENTLY
WE MADE A PAYMENT
ON THE FIFTH.
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HUH?
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NO, NO. THAT'S JUST
MY CALL WAITING.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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THAT'S FOR ME, MAN!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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I'M WAITING FOR A CALL.
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WHAT? NO, NO,
I DON'T MIND.
PUT ME ON HOLD.
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I'D LOVE TO LISTEN
TO MORE OF THE "MUSIC
TO KILL YOURSELF BY"
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COLLECTION.
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WELL, HOW DID IT GO
WITH MY CAR?
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F-FINE. GREAT.
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IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU GOT IT WASHED.
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GEE, THANKS, UH...HERE.
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OH--NO, DAD,
THAT'S JUST--
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THAT WAS--
THAT WAS OUR WAY
OF SAYING THANK YOU.
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THANKS.
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SO, UH...
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WHY IS MY BACKSEAT
ALL FULL OF PUKE?
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OH, GOD, WALT,
WE'RE SO SORRY.
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WE WERE JUST LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING
TO DO WITH THE KIDS
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THAT WAS FUN.
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YEAH. AND FREE.
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GEE, I'M HOT.
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ARE WE POOR?
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NO.
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I COULD HAVE GONE
TO BILLY MILLER'S
PARTY TODAY.
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HIS PARENTS AREN'T POOR.
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ENOUGH TALK
ABOUT WHO'S POOR.
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I'M HOT!
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RELAX, EVERYBODY,
'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE
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A REALLY FUN DAY,
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'CAUSE YOU DON'T
HAVE TO HAVE MONEY
TO HAVE FUN. WHOO!
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[GRUNTING]
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I'M HOT!
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I SAW SOME KIDS
DOING THIS ONCE.
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YEAH, WELL,
IT'S A NEW YORK
KIND OF THING TO DO.
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YEAH, WE SAW IT
ON THE NEWS.
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THEY WERE POOR KIDS,
DURING A RIOT.
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MR. AND MRS. FINNERTY,
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I'M HOT!
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THAT COOL YOU OFF
THERE, PERRY?
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I'M COLD!
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[COUGHING]
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OPENING A HYDRANT
WITHOUT A SPRINKLER CAP
IS ILLEGAL.
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YEAH, SO I'M TOLD.
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[SIREN]
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GET IN THE CAR,
GET IN THE CAR!
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Police loudspeaker:
SIR, PLEASE STEP AWAY
FROM THE FIRE HYDRANT.
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THAT TICKET COST ME
175 BUCKS.
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MAN, YOU COULD GET 10 KIDS
AT THE SPLASHVILLE FOR THAT.
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WHY ARE YOU
STILL IN MY HOUSE?
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WHY ARE YOU SO SUSPICIOUS?
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WHY ARE YOU ANSWERING
MY QUESTIONS WITH QUESTIONS?
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WHY DOES THAT
CONCERN YOU?
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OH, GEE, I DON'T KNOW.
LET ME THINK. HMM.
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MAYBE THAT NIGHT
WE CAME BACK
FROM THE JERSEY SHORE.
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Elvis: * VIVA LAS VEGAS
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* VIVA LAS VEGAS
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* VIVA LAS VEGAS
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* VIVA
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* VIVA LAS--
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
COMING HOME SUNDAY NIGHT.
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THIS IS SUNDAY NIGHT.
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I KNEW IT.
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GREGORY, PAY UP.
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THAT WAS A GAMBLERS
ANONYMOUS MEETING.
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THERE WAS
A ROULETTE WHEEL.
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WE'RE A VERY
LIBERAL CHAPTER.
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LOOK, MAN, YOU TURNED
MY HOUSE INTO THE TROPICANA.
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YOU WON 200 BUCKS.
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OH, YEAH, YEAH.
IT WAS BARELY ENOUGH
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TO COVER THE CHAIR
THAT LAP DANCER BROKE.
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HEY, LIL.
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HI, DAD. WHERE'S MOM?
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OH, SHE'S IN THE BACK,
I THINK.
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OK. OH, HI, GRANDPA.
HOW YOU DOING?
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MY FLOOR MATS
ARE FULL OF PUKE.
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OH. THAT'S NICE.
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MOM, ARE THOSE
THE SAME CANDY CANES
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THAT HAVE BEEN
ON OUR CHRISTMAS TREES
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SINCE I WAS, LIKE, 5?
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YES,
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AND I'VE BEEN SAVING THEM
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FOR A VERY SPECIAL OCCASION
TO LET YOU EAT THEM.
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HEY. THEY BEND!
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HI, LIL.
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OH! HI, MOM.
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UM...I--
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I DID SOMETHING.
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WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?
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I HAD A SMALL EMERGENCY.
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HOW SMALL?
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DID IT INVOLVE
THROWING UP IN MY CAR?
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NO. EEW.
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WALT, PLEASE.
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IS EVERYTHING OK?
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WELL, UM, YEAH, I--
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I HAD A BAD SITUATION,
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AND I HAD TO USE
THE CREDIT CARD.
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OH, BOY.
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YOU'VE GOT
A CREDIT CARD?
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WALT, IT'S FOR SAFETY.
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IT'S FOR EMERGENCIES.
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PLEASE TELL ME
THIS WAS AN EMERGENCY.
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IT--IT WAS.
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OH, BOY.
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AND SEAN SIGNED OFF
ON THIS CREDIT CARD
THING?
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HE--HE GOT ON BOARD.
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YES.
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NO!
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COME ON.
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NO, IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA.
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NOW, PLEASE LET ME SLEEP.
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHY
I WANT LILY TO GET
A CREDIT CARD--
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SO WE CAN SLEEP.
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I C SLEEP.
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WELL, I CAN'T.
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HONEY, COME ON.
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YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
I WORRY.
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WHAT IF SOMETHING
HAPPENS? I MEAN...
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WHAT IF...
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[BREATHING HARD]
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LITTLE GIRLIE...
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[BREATHING HARD]
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EEE! TAXI! TAXI!
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LITTLE GIRL...
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HEY, WHERE YOU GOIN'?
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STATEN ISLAND?
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OH, HOP IN.
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LET ME JUST GET RID
OF MY PANTS.
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AAH!
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HI. I NEED TO GO
TO STATEN ISLAND.
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Man: OK, I'LL NEED
A CREDIT CARD NUMBER.
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A CREDIT CARD?!
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BUT I DON'T HAVE
A CREDIT CARD!
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OK, MAYBE I WAS BEING
A LITTLE DRAMATIC,
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BUT IF LILY HADN'T HAD
THE CREDIT CARD,
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SHE WOULD STILL BE
IN TROUBLE NOW, RIGHT, LIL?
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YES.
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IT WAS AN EMERGENCY, RIGHT?
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OH, IT WAS.
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IT SORT OF TOTALLY WAS.
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YOU ARE SORT OF
TOTALLY DEAD.
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WALT, GO TAKE THOSE POOR BOYS
SOME JUICE BOXES.
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AWW!
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3 JUICE BOXES
AND 6 KIDS.
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IT'S GONNA BE LIKE
THE LORD OF THE FLIES
OUT THERE.
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KILL THE PIG!
DRINK HIS BLOOD!
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KILL THE PIG!
DRINK HIS BLOOD!
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[SINGING SCAT]
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CUT IT OUT.
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* COME A TIME...
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STOP SINGING THE HOLD MUSIC.
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[STOPS SINGING]
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WHAT'S THIS?
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IT'S A BOX.
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WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
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OH, IT'S COOL.
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"IT'S COOL"
IS NOT AN ANSWER, OK?
237
00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:36,283
"IT'S COOL" DOESN'T TELL ME
WHAT'S IN THE BOX.
238
00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:38,952
YES, IT DOES.
IT TELLS YOU IT'S COOL.
239
00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:40,988
IS IT ILLEGAL?
240
00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:41,955
MM...
241
00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:44,091
NO, NOT EVERYWHERE.
242
00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:46,927
CAN IT EXPLODE AND KILL
MY ENTIRE FAMILY?
243
00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,697
I CAN PERSONALLY GUARANTEE YOU
THAT IT WILL NOT.
244
00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:50,397
[RATTLING]
245
00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:51,932
WHOA, WHOA.
THAT'S NOT SMART.
246
00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:54,234
WILL YOU JUST GET IT
OUT OF MY HOUSE, MAN.
247
00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:56,737
YEAH. HI.
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
248
00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,639
YEAH. ONE SECOND, BABE.
249
00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:00,240
EXCUSE ME, ROCHELLE?
250
00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:01,341
YEAH, YEAH, NO.
251
00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,309
NO, UM, YOU SEE,
252
00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,745
I DO NOT WANT
TO GIVE YOU
MY ACCOUNT NUMBER.
253
00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:06,046
OK? AND I SHALL TELL YOU WHY.
254
00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:08,048
BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY
PUNCHED IT IN 3 TIMES,
255
00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:10,117
AND I'VE GIVEN IT
TO 4 DIFFERENT PEOPLE,
256
00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,118
INCLUDING A BETH,
A JULIO,
257
00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:14,722
AND A GUY WHO WAS REALLY
RUDE TO ME NAMED KEVIN.
258
00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:16,356
OK? AND I THINK I SPEAK
FOR ALL AMERICANS
259
00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,826
WHEN I SAY WE'RE SICK
OF CALLING SOMETHING UP
260
00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:20,994
AND THEN KEYING IN
A NUMBER AND THEN
GETTING A VOICE
261
00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:23,931
AND THEM ASKING US
IMMEDIATELY WHAT
THE NUMBER WAS
262
00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,065
THAT WE KEYED IN BEFORE!
263
00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:26,299
AND THEN THEY TRANSFER US
TO SOMEONE ELSE
264
00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:28,769
AND THEN THEY ASK US
WHAT THE NUMBER WAS,
265
00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,037
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN
THEY CUT YOU OFF
266
00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,673
AND YOU HAVE TO CALL BACK
AND START FROM THE START,
ALL RIGHT?
267
00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:36,043
SO WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE
JUST GET A PIECE OF PAPER--
YOU HEARD OF THAT--
268
00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:39,880
AND A PEN AND WRITE
THE DAMN NUMBERS DOWN!
269
00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,915
'CAUSE I'M SICK OF IT!
270
00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:45,252
YES! YES, I WOULD LIKE
TO SPEAK TO A SUPERVISOR,
271
00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:46,654
THANK YOU.
272
00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:47,721
IT WAS LILY!
273
00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:49,089
I'M SORRY?
274
00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:53,126
LILY USED THE CREDIT CARD.
275
00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,162
LILY?
276
00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:57,397
OH. OH, HELLO?
277
00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,398
YEAH. YEAH,
THERE IS A PROBLEM.
278
00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:02,202
SEE, I THOUGHT
I PUT MY WALLET DOWN
AND I MIS--
279
00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:04,705
OH, THERE IT IS.
280
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,045
PLEASE TELL ME
IT WAS AN EMERGENCY.
281
00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:14,715
VERY POSSIBLY.
DEFINITELY.
282
00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,718
TRUST ME.
283
00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,319
IT WAS.
284
00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:20,688
[ALL LAUGHING]
285
00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,122
OH, MY GOD.
286
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,056
WHAT?
287
00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:24,257
DON'T LOOK!
288
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,994
WHO IS IT?
289
00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,662
* GIVE IT TO ME
290
00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:30,363
* OH OH
291
00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:33,100
* YAY YAY YAY YAY, YEAH
292
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,302
* OH OH
293
00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:38,105
* HEY, YEAH, HEY, YEAH
294
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,173
* OH OH
295
00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:42,810
* YAY YAY YAY YAY, YEAH
296
00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:45,112
FINNERTY.
297
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,680
PIRAMATI.
298
00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:48,115
WHAT'S UP?
299
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,149
NOTHING.
300
00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:50,150
UH...
301
00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:51,985
GLIS.
302
00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,888
WAIT A MINUTE.
303
00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:56,890
DID YOU JUST SAY GLIS?
304
00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:58,759
YEAH. WHAT'S UP WITH GLIS?
305
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,127
I DIDN'T SAY GLIS.
306
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,396
YEAH, YOU DID.
WE ALL HEARD YOU.
307
00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:07,334
OH, I WAS MORTIFIED.
308
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:11,739
WHY? GLIS IS A PERFECTLY
ACCEPTABLE WORD.
309
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,240
IT'S SHORT FOR GLISSANDO.
310
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:15,843
THAT'S WHEN YOU TAKE
THE BACK OF YOUR FINGER
311
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:18,178
AND RUN IT ALONG
THE PIANO KEYS.
312
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:21,782
YES, I WAS TALKING
TO YOU ALSO.
313
00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:24,184
OK, SO WAIT A MINUTE.
LET ME GET THIS
STRAIGHT, OK?
314
00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:26,053
SO, LIKE, YOU SAY,
LIKE, GLIS,
315
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:26,754
OK? AND HE SAYS,
316
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,221
"OH, MY GOD,
DID YOU SAY GLIS?"
317
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:30,057
AND THEN SHE SAID,
"WE ALL HEARD YOU
SAY GLIS."
318
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:35,362
AND THEM I'M, LIKE, UH,
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
WITH MY CREDIT CARD?
319
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,865
IT GETTIN' TO IT.
320
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:40,233
IN ANY EVENT,
THAT'S A NICE SHIRT.
321
00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:42,936
WHAT IS THAT?
IS THAT A BUG?
322
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,271
NO, UH...
323
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,239
I THINK IT'S A KITTY.
324
00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:50,110
RIGHT, SO,
TRACY, ALLISON,
325
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:53,180
YOU GUYS WANT TO COME TO
MY PARTY, OR WHAT?
326
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,048
YEAH.
327
00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:57,450
FINNERTY?
328
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,355
SEE YA.
329
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,191
OH, FINNERTY.
330
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,425
UH-HUH.
331
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,327
GLIS.
332
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,162
[GUYS LAUGHING]
333
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:10,798
OHH...
334
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,099
OH, MY GOD,
335
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,334
HE THINKS
I'M BRAIN DAMAGED.
336
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,269
NO. HE LIKES YOU.
337
00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:17,037
WELL...
338
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,239
THIS SHIRT'S ALL RIGHT,
ISN'T IT?
339
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:19,940
I DON'T KNOW.
340
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,408
YOU'RE NOT PLANNING
TO WEAR IT
341
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,243
TO THE PARTY TONIGHT,
ARE YOU?
342
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,212
I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT.
343
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,014
WHAT?
344
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:29,249
WHAT?!
345
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,952
OH, GOD.
346
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,987
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
347
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:35,856
IT'S COOL.
348
00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:38,358
DELICIOUS.
349
00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,528
[SIGHS]
350
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,266
[SIGHS]
351
00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:52,940
[HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYING]
352
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,880
CASH OR CHARGE?
353
00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:03,183
CHARGE.
354
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,325
YOUNG LADY, FOLLOW ME.
355
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,093
WHY?
356
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:16,096
I WANT YOU TO LOOK OUT
THIS WINDOW.
357
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:16,796
OH, OK.
358
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:19,099
ALL RIGHT,
SHE'S COMIN' AROUND.
359
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:22,302
I THINK IT'S
THE BIRTHDAY BOY'S TURN.
360
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:23,503
COME ON, HENRY.
361
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:24,972
HERE IT COMES!
362
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:27,240
WHOO-HOO.
363
00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:28,341
ALL RIGHT.
364
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,043
GET READY.
365
00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:33,146
I DON'T WANNA GO!
366
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,949
OH, YOU'RE GOIN'.
367
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:38,085
HERE IT COMES!
368
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,152
GRANDPA...
369
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:40,187
IT STINKS.
370
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,022
IT'S JUST A LITTLE
PRESSURE PROBLEM.
371
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:46,126
NOBODY FLUSH THE TOILET
UNTIL THE PARTY'S OVER!
372
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,494
ALL RIGHT?
373
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:48,996
HERE WE GO.
374
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:49,696
READY...
375
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:52,432
HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
LITTLE HENRY.
376
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,601
HE LOOKS LIKE
HE'S HAVING AN OK TIME.
377
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,870
OH, YEAH, SURE,
AND WHY SHOULDN'T HE?
378
00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:58,371
HEY, IT WAS
A GREAT DAY.
379
00:13:58,405 --> 00:13:59,539
WASN'T IT, BABY?
380
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,408
IT--IT WAS OK.
381
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:02,075
YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.
382
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:06,113
IT WAS A FREAKIN'
DISASTER.
383
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,115
WHOO!
384
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,983
HEY, GUYS,
WHAT DO YOU THINK
385
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:12,152
ABOUT THE TUNNEL
OF ADVENTURE?
386
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,121
IT'S A CAR WASH.
387
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,422
I'M HOT!
388
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:16,423
WHOOO!
389
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:17,925
MR. AND MRS. FINNERTY,
390
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,226
I REALLY DON'T FEEL GOOD.
391
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:22,095
ALL RIGHT, JUST HOLD ON
THERE, PERRY.
392
00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:22,930
IT'LL ALL BE OVER SOON.
393
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,465
OH, MAN, IT LOOKS LIKE
HE'S GONNA RUFE.
394
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,134
OH, N-N-NOT IN THE CAR.
395
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,101
NO! NO!
396
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,136
[VOMITING]
397
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,905
OHH!
EEW!
OHH!
398
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,106
OHH, YUCK!
399
00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:34,942
[ALL VOMITING]
400
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,009
DO SOMETHING!
401
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:39,913
* THE WHEELS ON THE BUS
GO ROUND, ROUND, ROUND... *
402
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:40,547
[SHOUTING]
403
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,649
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
404
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,055
OK. OK, LOOK,
I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I DID,
405
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,289
BUT YOU CAN'T
HOLD ME RESPONSIBLE
406
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:52,125
FOR SOME KID PUKING
IN GRANDPA'S CAR.
407
00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,994
PLEASE,
ALLOW ME TO TRY.
408
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,395
COME ON, SEAN,
409
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:56,463
IT WAS ONE BLOUSE.
410
00:14:56,496 --> 00:15:00,067
IT WAS BIG PARTY
AT A HOT GUY'S HOUSE.
411
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,068
WAIT A MINUTE.
412
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:06,173
ONE BLOUSE WOULD NOT
PUT OUR CARD OVER THE LIMIT.
413
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:11,044
OK, I--IT WASN'T JUST
THE BLOUSE.
414
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:12,112
[SIGHS]
415
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:12,980
WHAT?
416
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,047
I HAD A PLAN.
417
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,315
REALLY, I--I DID.
418
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,550
NOW, HOLD ON
TO YOUR RECEIPT,
419
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,087
JUST IN CASE YOU
NEED TO RETURN THESE.
420
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,621
RIGHT.
421
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,056
I'LL DO THAT.
422
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:27,227
I CAN RETURN THESE
IF I HAVE TO, RIGHT?
423
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,228
OF COURSE.
424
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,197
FOR A FULL REFUND,
RIGHT?
425
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,364
OH, SURE.
426
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:32,599
NO QUESTIONS ASKED?
427
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,101
NOPE.
428
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,636
LIL, YOU'RE KILLIN' ME!
429
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,405
I'M SORRY. YOU KNOW,
430
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,506
I--I READ SOMEWHERE
431
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:42,075
THAT COMPULSIVE SHOPPING
IS A DISEASE.
432
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,710
A DISEASE.
433
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:44,611
NO, NO, NO.
434
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:47,080
CHOLERA IS A DISEASE, OK?
435
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,615
SHOPPING IS WHAT
A 16-YEAR-OLD GIRL DOES
436
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,717
WHO WANTS TO LOOK CUTE
FOR THE BOYS
437
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:54,487
WHEN SOMEBODY
GIVES HER A CREDIT CARD.
438
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,526
IS THIS A PRESENT
FOR HENRY?
439
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:00,193
NO.
440
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:01,428
NO, THAT'S SOMETHING
OF MINE.
441
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,496
WH-WH-WHAT'S IT DOING HERE?
442
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,098
I'M JUST A MAN
WITH A BOX.
443
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:07,634
THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.
444
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,037
WEREN'T YOU TALKING
ABOUT SOMETHING, LILY,
445
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,171
LIKE, ABOUT CLOTHES
OR SOMETHING?
446
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,239
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
447
00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:13,273
SHE WAS TELLING US
448
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,774
ABOUT HER FABULOUS
NEW WARDROBE.
449
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,310
OH, DAD, I WAS SO CAREFUL,
I WAS NEUROTIC.
450
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:20,247
I WASN'T GOING TO LET
ANYTHING HAPPEN
TO THOSE CLOTHES.
451
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:24,317
* TAKE THIS PINK RIBBON
OFF MY EYES *
452
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:28,421
* I'M EXPOSED
AND IT'S NO BIG SURPRISE *
453
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:29,256
AAH!
454
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:30,523
* DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW
455
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,559
* EXACTLY WHERE I AM
456
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:33,726
I'M SO SORRY.
457
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:34,694
AAH!
458
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:39,199
* EVERYONE IS FORCIN' ME
TO HOLD YOUR HAND *
459
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:42,669
* OH, I'M JUST A GIRL...
460
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,137
[BOTH LAUGH]
461
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,338
IT'S GLIS.
462
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,174
HI, DEAN.
463
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,409
YOU'RE LOOKING
SPECIAL, FINNERTY.
464
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,211
THANKS.
465
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,479
YOU WANT TO, UH...
466
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,614
YOU WANT TO CHECK OUT
MY BACKYARD?
467
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,683
OK.
468
00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,420
[MOUTHING]
469
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:07,194
* THE MOMENT
THAT I STEPPED OUTSIDE... *
470
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:09,362
YOU LOOK HOT,
FINNERTY.
471
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,231
THANKS.
472
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,732
* ...FOR ME TO RUN AND HIDE
473
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:16,203
* I CAN'T DO
THE LITTLE THINGS... *
474
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,270
MM--MM--
475
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:19,206
ARE YOUR HANDS CLEAN?
476
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:19,939
WHAT?
477
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,274
I SAW YOU EATING
NACHOS EARLIER,
478
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:23,710
AND I THOUGHT
THEY MIGHT BE GREASY.
479
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,246
OK.
ALL RIGHT.
480
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,747
MM...
481
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,250
MM! THE CHAIRS!
482
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:30,950
WHAT ABOUT THEM?
483
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,552
DO YOU TAKE THEM IN
AT NIGHT?
484
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:33,653
NOT USUALLY, NO.
485
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:35,322
THEN THEY'RE
PROBABLY FILTHY.
486
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:37,190
LET'S JUST STAND UP.
487
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,558
ALL RIGHT.
488
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,462
MM...[GIGGLES]
489
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,264
AND NOT USE OUR HANDS?
490
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,499
I TOLD YOU,
THEY'RE CLEAN.
491
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:49,202
OH, HANG ON.
492
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:53,306
WHAT, ARE YOU
493
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:56,109
GETTING READY
TO HAVE LOBSTER?
494
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:58,411
BETTER.
495
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:07,254
SEE, I THOUGHT WHAT
YOU WERE TELLING ME
496
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,521
WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME
LESS UPSET.
497
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:12,325
DAD, I WAS JUST
TRYING TO SHOW YOU
HOW RESPONSIBLE I WAS BEING.
498
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,494
OH, WELL, NEXT TIME
YOU SHOULD JUST
STRIP NAKED
499
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:17,530
AND PUT YOUR CLOTHES
IN A PLASTIC BAG.
500
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,332
I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND
NEXT TIME.
501
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,868
OK, YOU'RE TAKING
THOSE CLOTHES BACK
RIGHT NOW.
502
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,836
WELL, GREAT.
I ALREADY DID.
503
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,538
NOT REALLY.
504
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,775
HI. I'D LIKE TO RETURN...
505
00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:30,410
ALL OF THESE.
506
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,412
DO YOU HAVE
YOUR RECEIPTS?
507
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,746
YES, I DO.
508
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,483
OK.
509
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,819
[SNIFFS]
510
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:40,787
MMM.
511
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:41,888
HERE YOU GO.
512
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,423
WHAT'S THIS?
513
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,291
A STORE CREDIT SLIP.
514
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:47,260
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I'LL TAKE CASH.
515
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:50,463
OH, SORRY.
IT'S OUR POLICY.
516
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:57,604
OH, DEAR GOD, NO.
517
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:58,305
HI.
518
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,273
THAT SWEATER
IS SO YOUR COLOR.
519
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,541
YOU HAVE TO GET IT.
520
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:02,609
OH, I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
521
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,345
WHY DON'T I USE
MY STORE CREDIT
TO BUY IT FOR YOU,
522
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:08,848
AND YOU CAN GIVE ME
THE CASH.
523
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,016
IT'S LIKE
A TRAVELER'S CHECK.
524
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:13,653
AND IF YOU ACT NOW,
I'LL THROW IN
SOME EXTRA STOCKINGS,
525
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,388
ON ME!
526
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:16,155
COME ON!
527
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:19,426
I'LL--I'LL TAKE
A PERSONAL CHECK!
528
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:20,260
OH, YEAH?
529
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,662
WELL, YOU'RE TOO OLD
FOR A JEANS SKIRT.
530
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:26,399
IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE
A HOOKER!
531
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,403
WELL, I GOTTA
HAND IT TO YOU.
YOU WERE RIGHT.
532
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:31,338
OK, SHUT UP.
533
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,171
NO, NO, NO, NO.
534
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,207
I'M JUST GLAD
SHE HAD THAT CREDIT CARD
535
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,408
FOR WHEN SHE NEEDED IT.
536
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:36,376
SHUT UP.
537
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,411
I'M JUST SO HAPPY
THAT MY LITTLE BABY
IS OK.
538
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:39,679
THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
539
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:40,813
I WANT YOU TO SHUT UP!
540
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:44,317
ALL RIGHT, LILY,
DID THAT STORE HAVE
A TOY DEPARTMENT?
541
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:45,585
OH, YEAH. IT'S A ZOO.
542
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:48,521
HENRY, GUYS, DRY OFF,
543
00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:49,889
BECAUSE, HENRY,
544
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:50,757
YOUR MAMA
545
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,359
IS GONNA TAKE YOU
546
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,526
TOY SHOPPING!
547
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,562
[BOYS CHEERING]
548
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,564
[CHUCKLES]
549
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:58,798
THANKS, BABE.
550
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,667
Lily:
WELL, NO HARM DONE.
551
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:04,337
I'M GOING TO GO OVER
TO DEAN'S HOUSE.
552
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,505
OK. GREAT.
553
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,373
COOL.
554
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:07,374
BEFORE YOU GO,
555
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:09,509
YOU'RE GONNA SCRUB
ALL THE PUKE
OUT OF THE BACK
556
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,578
OF YOUR GRANDFATHER'S
CAR.
557
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:12,645
WHAT?! NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO.
558
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,347
THEN I'LL
SMELL LIKE PUKE.
559
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:15,482
YOU KNOW WHAT?
560
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,850
I DON'T GIVE A GLIS.
561
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:23,623
[DOORBELL RINGS]
562
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:27,327
OH. MAYBE I SHOULD GET IT.
563
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:30,397
I MADE IT, BRO.
564
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:33,633
HEY, UH, I THOUGHT YOU SAID
THIS PLACE WAS COOL.
565
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:34,701
IT IS COOL.
566
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:35,635
IT'S COOL.
567
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:36,803
YOU GOT THE BOX.
568
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,605
YEAH, KID,
HE'S GOT THE BOX.
569
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:39,972
THEY KNOW ABOUT THE BOX?
570
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:41,941
HEY, I SAID
IT'S COOL, MAN.
571
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,010
OK, LET'S GO, GUYS.
572
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:44,877
HEY, UNCLE EDDIE,
573
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,446
DID YOU GET ME SOMETHING
FOR MY BIRTHDAY?
574
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:47,414
OH, YEAH.
YOU DIDN'T FORGET
575
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,449
HENRY'S BIRTHDAY,
DID YOU, ED?
576
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,584
NO. NO.
OF COURSE I DIDN'T.
577
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,320
THIS IS WHAT I GOT HIM.
578
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:56,356
IT'S THE PERUVIAN
BOYS CHOIR.
579
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:57,924
OK, FELLAS--
UNO, DOS,
580
00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,659
UNO, DOS, TRES,
CUATRO...
581
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:02,562
* FOR HE'S
A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW *
582
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,597
* FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD
FELLOW *
583
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:08,601
* FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD
FELLOW *
584
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,537
* WHICH NOBODY CAN DENY
585
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:14,507
[ALL SINGING OUT OF SYNC
AND OFF KEY]
586
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:15,475
THANKS!
587
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:16,343
IS THAT BOX FOR ME?
588
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:19,779
UH--UH--UH--
VAMANOS, MUCHACHOS.
589
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,482
WELL, TAKE IT EASY.
590
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:23,916
NICE TO SEE YOU.
591
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,718
MAYBE I'LL DROP BY TOMORROW.
592
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:27,654
MAYBE NOT.
593
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:31,424
TOMORROW I'M CHANGING
THE LOCKS.
594
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:33,726
AGAIN?
595
00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:39,966
OK, THEY NEED
YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER.
596
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:40,933
WHY?
597
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:43,069
LISTEN, DO YOU WANT
A NEW CREDIT CARD OR NOT?
598
00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:43,836
I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
599
00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:46,839
WHAT THE HELL IS
CANADIAN EXPRESS?
600
00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:49,909
THEY'RE NEW TO THE MARKET.
THAT'S WHY YOU GET
THE LOW, LOW RATE.
601
00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:51,511
LET ME TALK TO THE GUY.
602
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:52,712
NO, YOU'LL SPOOK THE GUY.
603
00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:55,815
I'M GONNA SPOOK
THE CREDIT CARD COMPANY?
604
00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:56,816
HOLD ON.
605
00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,718
UH-HUH. OK.
WHAT NAME DO YOU WANT
ON THE CARD?
606
00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:00,953
I WANT MY NAME ON IT.
607
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:01,654
HOLD ON.
608
00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:04,357
NO. YOUR NAME'S
NOT AVAILABLE.
609
00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:06,393
GIVE ME THAT.
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