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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,905 --> 00:00:06,407 OK, THAT GOES IN THE BASEMENT. 2 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,042 YOU'RE DRAGGIN' IT. YOU'RE DRAGGIN' IT. 3 00:00:08,076 --> 00:00:10,611 YOU'RE LUCKY I'M NOT THROWING IT. 4 00:00:10,644 --> 00:00:11,745 WELL, WEDDING'S OVER EARLY. 5 00:00:11,779 --> 00:00:13,281 DID YOU BRING ME BACK SOME CAKE? 6 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:15,116 THE WEDDING HASN'T STARTED, DAD. 7 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:16,484 WELL, I THOUGHT YOU AND EDDIE 8 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:18,086 WERE PLAYING THE RECEPTION. 9 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:19,120 THAT HAD BEEN THE PLAN. 10 00:00:19,153 --> 00:00:20,321 YEAH, WELL, AT THE, UH, SOUND CHECK 11 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:23,057 WE HAD SOME ARTISTIC DIFFERENCES. 12 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:24,058 GIMME MY GUITAR. 13 00:00:24,092 --> 00:00:26,494 COME AND GET IT, [BLEEP]. 14 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:33,101 [FEEDBACK SQUEALS] 15 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:35,669 YOU BOYS WERE NEVER ANY GOOD AT SHARING. 16 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,171 OH, MAN, DAD, 17 00:00:37,205 --> 00:00:39,039 I NEED A BEER. 18 00:00:43,111 --> 00:00:43,877 HI, WHERE'S SEAN? 19 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:46,080 CLAUDIA, I BET YOU BROUGHT ME CAKE. 20 00:00:46,114 --> 00:00:48,249 NO. NO, NO, CAKE. 21 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:49,383 SEAN? Sean: UH... 22 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:50,118 HI, THERE YOU ARE. 23 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:51,285 NO, CLAUDIA, I'M NOT GOIN' BACK. 24 00:00:51,319 --> 00:00:52,386 OH, YES, YOU ARE. NO, I'M NOT. 25 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:54,755 YES, YOU ARE. YOU HAVE TO PLAY. IT'S LINA'S WEDDING. 26 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:55,556 I DON'T WANT TO! YEAH, WELL, I DON'T 27 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:57,625 WANNA WEAR A DRESS THAT MAKES MY ASS 28 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,827 LOOK LIKE A BIRTHDAY PRESENT... 29 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:02,330 BUT I'M A BRIDESMAID, SO HERE I AM. 30 00:01:02,363 --> 00:01:02,930 [DOOR OPENS] 31 00:01:02,963 --> 00:01:04,398 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 32 00:01:04,432 --> 00:01:05,633 LILY, TAKE THAT STUFF BACK OUT TO THE CAR 33 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,235 BECAUSE YOUR DAD IS GONNA PLAY THIS WEDDING. 34 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:09,103 NO, YOU DON'T, 'CAUSE I'M NOT GOIN' BACK, 35 00:01:09,137 --> 00:01:10,204 AND THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM 36 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:12,806 IF YOU HADN'T DRAGGED ME INTO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. 37 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,308 MY WEDDING'S IN A WEEK, 38 00:01:14,342 --> 00:01:15,743 AND MY BAND CANCELS ON ME? 39 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:18,246 HONEY, THESE THINGS HAPPEN. 40 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:19,347 2 DAYS BEFORE MY WEDDING, 41 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:21,182 MY BABY-SITTER CANCELED ON ME. 42 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:22,783 MY CATERER'S FREAKING OUT ON ME, 43 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:25,386 I'VE GOT NO FLOWERS, AND NOW THIS? 44 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:28,122 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE MY DAY. 45 00:01:28,156 --> 00:01:29,490 I KNOW. OH. [CRIES] 46 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:31,159 COME ON. HERE, HERE. 47 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:32,360 I MEAN, YOU'LL JUST-- WE'LL FIND ANOTHER BAND. 48 00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:36,764 NO, I WON'T. I'VE ALREADY TRIED EVERYWHERE. 49 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:38,899 UH... [CRIES] 50 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,334 OK, I'VE GOT IT. 51 00:01:40,368 --> 00:01:41,369 I HAVE GOT IT. I'VE GOT IT. 52 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:42,803 SEAN AND EDDIE CAN BE YOUR BAND. 53 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:45,139 SEAN AND EDDIE HAVE A BAND? 54 00:01:45,173 --> 00:01:46,307 THEY USED TO, AND THEY WERE GREAT. 55 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:48,676 THAT'S IT. SEAN AND EDDIE ARE YOUR BAND. 56 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:50,444 WHAT? 57 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:07,195 YOU PUT ME IN AN IMPOSSIBLE POSITION. 58 00:02:07,228 --> 00:02:08,596 WELL, YOU COULD HAVE SAID NO. 59 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,364 I DID SAY NO. 60 00:02:10,398 --> 00:02:11,299 [CRIES] 61 00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:14,335 I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST, IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA. 62 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:16,204 IT CAN BE JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. 63 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:18,739 COME ON, DO YOU REMEMBER OLD TIMES? 64 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:21,642 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 65 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:32,486 MAZEL TOV. 66 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:33,554 YOU SUCK. 67 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:36,624 IF YOU WERE A MAN, I'D KICK YOUR ASS. 68 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,226 TODAY, I AM A MAN. 69 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:40,428 ALL RIGHT. DON'T FREAK OUT. DON'T FREAK OUT. 70 00:02:40,461 --> 00:02:43,264 COME ON, SEAN, PLEASE? IT'LL BE FUN... 71 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:46,600 AND, UM, YOU KNOW, YOU'D BE IN A BAND AGAIN. 72 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:49,337 OH, AND YOU LIKE THAT. [GIGGLES] 73 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:51,539 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 74 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:55,709 WHOO-HOO! 75 00:02:58,612 --> 00:02:59,747 OK, LINA, WE'RE IN. 76 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:00,348 YES! 77 00:03:00,381 --> 00:03:01,749 YOU FORCED MY HAND, BABY. 78 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:02,850 NOT MY FAULT. Lily: OK, 79 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:03,984 AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE AMP 80 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,653 TO THE BASEMENT OR TO THE CAR? 81 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:06,654 CAR. BASEMENT. 82 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,756 LILY, TAKE IT TO THE CAR. 83 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:10,391 TAKE IT TO THE BASEMENT. OHH! 84 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:11,225 I'M SERIOUS! ME, TOO! 85 00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:13,727 OH, FINE! I'M GONNA TAKE IT MYSELF. 86 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:16,264 GOOD! 87 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:17,565 UNH! 88 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:20,634 YOU'RE MAKING MY SWEET LITTLE GIRL 89 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:22,236 LUG THIS BIG THING AROUND? 90 00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:25,473 SHE'S NOT YOUR LITTLE GIRL. SHE'S MY ROADIE. 91 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:29,677 HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 92 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:30,644 I THOUGHT YOU AND EDDIE 93 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:31,579 ENJOYED PLAYING TOGETHER. 94 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:32,980 WE DO. I WAS PSYCHED, 95 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:34,715 BUT WE NEEDED A NEW DRUMMER. 96 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:36,250 LOU USED TO BE OUR DRUMMER, 97 00:03:36,284 --> 00:03:38,018 BUT SADLY, LOU... 98 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,388 LOU COULDN'T BE THERE. 99 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,824 IT'S A DAMN SHAME. 100 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:47,661 IT WON'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU, LOU. 101 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:49,630 GUYS, I'M SORRY. 102 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:53,000 I JUST CAN'T GET SATURDAY OFF. 103 00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:56,570 Lily: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 104 00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:57,638 OH, IS HENRY LOST AGAIN? 105 00:03:57,671 --> 00:04:00,274 NO, NO. WE'RE TRYING TO GET A DRUMMER FOR THE BAND. 106 00:04:00,308 --> 00:04:02,610 YOUR--YOUR--YOUR SEARCH IS OVER, MR. FINNERTY. 107 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:03,711 I'M YOUR DUDE. 108 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:04,945 YOU PLAY THE DRUMS? 109 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:05,813 HELL, YEAH. 110 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:07,681 HE'S IN THE MARCHING BAND. 111 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:08,882 YEAH, YEAH. CHECK ME OUT. 112 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:11,018 [IMITATES DRUMS, CYMBALS] 113 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:15,423 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. I'M SURE YOU'RE GOOD. 114 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:16,189 YEAH. WE GOTTA CHECK OUT 115 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:18,058 ALL THE OTHER CANDIDATES, THOUGH. 116 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:21,028 [PLAYING BADLY] 117 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:23,997 YAAAA-YEAH! 118 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:27,568 [DRUMS PLAY, CYMBALS CRASH] 119 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:33,407 [PLAYS DRUMS MARCHING STYLE] 120 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:45,653 COOL EFFECT. 121 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:48,522 WHAT EFFECT? 122 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:52,593 [PLAYS DRUMS] 123 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:03,904 HEY, MAN, THIS GIG DOESN'T PAY A LOT. 124 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:05,939 LOOK, I'M NOT ABOUT THE MONEY, ALL RIGHT? 125 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:07,675 I'M ABOUT THE MUSIC. 126 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,577 ME, TOO. RIGHT ON. 127 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:12,646 I'LL TAKE HIS MONEY. 128 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:17,418 I DIDN'T RAISE THAT BOY TO BE A SUCKER. 129 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:20,588 HOW COULD YOU LET ME CARRY THAT AMP ALL THE WAY TO THE CAR? 130 00:05:20,621 --> 00:05:22,790 I DIDN'T WANT IT IN THE CAR. 131 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,992 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 132 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:26,694 HELLO. 133 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:27,528 OH, HI, LINA. 134 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:31,131 YES, OF--OF COURSE SEAN'S COMING BACK. 135 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:35,603 THERE'S NOTHING-- GET A DEEJAY! 136 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:37,771 SHH HEARD YOU, DUMB ASS. 137 00:05:37,805 --> 00:05:41,609 I'M TELLING YOU, THERE'S NO BABY PICTURES OF ME. 138 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:42,309 SO? 139 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,678 DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THAT MEANS? 140 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:49,417 YEAH, AFTER 2 KIDS, MOM AND DAD GOT BORED. 141 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:51,519 NO, I'M ADOPTED. 142 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:56,790 W-WAIT. WHY WOULD MOM AND DAD ADOPT YOU? 143 00:05:57,925 --> 00:05:59,827 WELL, BECAUSE THEY WANTED A BOY. 144 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:00,561 THEY HAD A BOY. 145 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:02,896 I MEAN, ONE WHO'S NOT SO NERDY. 146 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:05,966 OK, YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH? 147 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:07,701 HERE'S THE TRUTH. 148 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:09,403 YOU'RE A ROBOT. 149 00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:11,772 A ROBOT?! SHH! 150 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:13,474 YOU'RE VERY SOPHISTICATED. 151 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:16,577 YOU COST $14 MILLION. 152 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:17,811 NO WAY. 153 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:19,847 YEAH. WHY DO YOU THINK MOM GETS SO WORRIED 154 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,149 WHEN YOU FALL OFF YOUR BIKE? 155 00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:29,022 HEY, HEY, LILY, 156 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:31,158 GO GET THE AMP OUT OF MY CAR. 157 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:34,127 OOH! 158 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,430 YOU KNOW, SHE'S NOT VERY HAPPY 159 00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:37,865 ABOUT THE BAND BREAKIN' UP. 160 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,900 DRUMMER DIDN'T WORK OUT. 161 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:41,469 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT'S WEIRD? 162 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:43,437 AT FIRST, THIS KID SEEMED GREAT. 163 00:06:43,471 --> 00:06:45,839 YOU GUYS THINK THERE'S GONNA BE ANY RECORD EXECS 164 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:47,107 AT THIS WEDDING, OR WHAT? 165 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,241 YOU NEVER KNOW. 166 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:50,544 YOU KNOW WHO HAD THE GREATEST WEDDING BAND OF ALL TIME? 167 00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:53,447 PINK FLOYD. THAT'S HOW THEY STARTED OUT. 168 00:06:53,481 --> 00:06:54,247 OH, GOD. COME ON. 169 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:55,883 THERE'S GONNA BE NO RECORD EXECUTIVES 170 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,117 AT THE KASTIVIA- PHAPH WEDDING. 171 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:59,753 BUT MAYBE THERE'LL BE SOME BABES, THOUGH, HUH? 172 00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:00,588 YEAH, THERE'LL BE SOME BABES. 173 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:01,388 THERE'S GONNA BE SOME BABES THERE, 174 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,756 AND I'M GONNA GET ALL OF THEM BABES. 175 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:03,624 THEY'RE GONNA GET ALL OF ME, 176 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:05,593 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY IT IS. GUITARS... 177 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:08,195 Sean: NO, NO, AND THE FRONT MAN DOESN'T GET THE BABES? 178 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:09,730 COME ON. ASK MICK JAGGER. 179 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,098 I'M SORRY, DUDES. IT'S THE DRUMMER. 180 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:12,666 LOOK, DRUMMERS ARE GARGOYLES, MAN. 181 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:13,601 THAT'S WHY YOU STICK 'EM IN BACK. 182 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:16,770 THE DRUMMER GETS IN LINE BEHIND THE ROADIES. 183 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:18,038 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO, 184 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:18,972 ALL RIGHT, ME AND MY BOYS, 185 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:20,808 WE PLAYED THIS GIG OVER AT THE BAYSIDE LANES. 186 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:22,943 NO LIE. THIS CHICK, SHE COMES WALKIN' UP 187 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:24,812 RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SET. 188 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:28,982 SHE PUTS HER BOOBS ON MY HIGH HAT. 189 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:31,952 THAT I HAVE NEVER SEEN. 190 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:33,854 I HAVE. 191 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:34,988 WELL, IT'S NICE YOU'RE ABLE 192 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:37,825 TO BE AN INFLUENCE IN A YOUNG MAN'S LIFE. 193 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:39,560 OH, MAN, WE WERE HAVING A GREAT TIME 194 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:41,762 BEING IN A BAND AGAIN. IT'S JUST... 195 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:45,065 PROBLEM WAS, WE STARTED DEVELOPING A FOLLOWING. 196 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:47,968 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 197 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:54,041 Sean: HEY, LILY. 198 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:54,875 HEY. 199 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,944 THIS IS DEAN. DEAN, MY DAUGHTER LILY. 200 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,846 HEY. HEY. 201 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:00,748 WHERE DO YOU GO? 202 00:08:00,781 --> 00:08:01,882 LaGUARDIA. 203 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:07,087 PUBLIC. I'M AT ST. FINNIAN'S. 204 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,922 BUMMER. 205 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:11,859 [LAUGHS] YEAH. 206 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:15,062 OOF! [FEEDBACK SQUEALS] 207 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:16,029 COULD YOU PICK THAT UP, PLEASE? 208 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:21,001 UH, OK, WHAT? SO NOW, I'M, LIKE, YOUR ROADIE? 209 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:22,536 NO, IT'S JUST YOU KNOCKED IT DOWN. 210 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:23,971 IT'D BE COOL IF YOU PICKED IT UP. 211 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,238 THAT'S FINE. THAT'S FINE, OK. 212 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:26,239 I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO 213 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:28,308 THAN HANG AROUND HERE AND BE YOUR STUPID ROADIE. 214 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,544 LILY, WE DON'T NEED A ROADIE. 215 00:08:30,578 --> 00:08:31,679 DAD, DON'T BE A MARTYR, OK? 216 00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:35,148 I'LL BE YOUR STUPID ROADIE. HAPPY NOW? 217 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:39,953 DEAN, COUNT US IN, ALL RIGHT? 218 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:41,254 RIGHT. [CLEARS THROAT] 219 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:43,591 [CLICKS] 220 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:47,628 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 221 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:20,227 WHOO! 222 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,068 PUT YOUR HAND HERE, DADDY. 223 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:30,638 YOU CAN FEEL HIM DRUMMING. 224 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:35,943 OVER MY DEAD BODY! 225 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:42,015 * OVER MY DEAD BODY 226 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:43,984 * OVER MY DEAD BODY 227 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:47,788 * OVER MY DEAD BODY 228 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:50,891 * OVER MY DEAD BODY 229 00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:53,360 HOW CAN I BE A ROBOT 230 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:54,828 AND HAVE ALL THESE MEMORIES? 231 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:56,964 BUT YOU REMEMBER BEING A BABY? 232 00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:59,166 NOBODY REMEMBERS BEING A BABY. 233 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,969 I DO. EVERYBODY DOES. 234 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:05,038 I MEAN, I REMEMBER SLEEPING IN MY CRIB. 235 00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:07,107 I REMEMBER PEEING IN MY DIAPER. 236 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:10,143 YOU KNOW, I EVEN REMEMBER 237 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:11,745 THE DAY THEY SWITCHED YOU ON. 238 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:15,916 NO WAY. I'M GONNA ASK MOM ABOUT THAT. 239 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,751 GO AHEAD. SHE'S NOT GONNA TELL YOU THE TRUTH. 240 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:20,320 SHE'S JUST GONNA SAY "HENRY, STOP BEING SILLY." 241 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:23,791 LINA, I KNOW. I'M WORKING ON HIM. I PROMISE. 242 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:24,658 MOM. 243 00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:25,926 YEAH, YEAH, HOLD ON. 244 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:26,827 [WHISPERS] Yeah. 245 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,729 AM I A ROBOT? 246 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,866 HENRY, STOP BEING SILLY. 247 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,036 OH, MY GOD. 248 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:38,772 I A ROBOT. 249 00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:40,741 I DON'T GET IT. 250 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,876 IF THAT ORGAN GRINDER WAS AFTER LILY, 251 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,912 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GET RID OF HIM? 252 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,947 DAD, DAD, IT'S NOT SO SIMPLE. 253 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:47,715 YOU NEVER HAD DAUGHTERS. 254 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,449 SEE, IF SHE WOULD HAVE FIGURED OUT 255 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,284 THAT I WAS TRYING TO PUSH THEM APART, 256 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:54,287 IT WOULD ONLY DRIVE THEM TOGETHER. 257 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:56,890 UH-HUH. YES. 258 00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:58,391 YES, HE'S HERE. HOLD ON. 259 00:10:58,425 --> 00:10:59,893 SEAN, IT'S LINA. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 260 00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:00,894 I THINK YOU SHOULD EXPLAIN TO HER 261 00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:01,895 WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE DOING. 262 00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:03,831 I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO HER. 263 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:04,798 TAKE IT. NO, NO, NO! 264 00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:07,234 TAKE IT! NO! IT IS BAD LUCK 265 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,102 TO TALK TO A BRIDE ON HER WEDDING DAY. 266 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:11,138 OH, IT IS ONLY BAD LUCK IF YOU SEE HER, 267 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:11,839 AND IF YOU'RE THE GROOM. 268 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,206 OK, ENOUGH HAS HAPPENED TODAY. 269 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,274 I JUST DON'T WANNA RISK IT. 270 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:17,344 RISK WHAT? THIS ISN'T ABOUT FATE, THIS IS ABOUT YOU. 271 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:19,479 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. NO, THIS IS ABOUT YOU, OK? 272 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:23,150 THIS IS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR GENES. 273 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,119 MY GENES? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 274 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:28,789 YOU HAVE A THING FOR MUSICIANS, OK? 275 00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:29,689 IT'S IN YOUR DNA, 276 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,992 AND NOW YOU'VE PASSED THIS GROUPIE GENE 277 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,160 ONTO OUR DAUGHTER. 278 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,964 OH, THAT IS SO INSULTING. 279 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:38,331 HOW SHALLOW DO YOU THINK I AM? 280 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,933 LOOK, WHY DID YOU FALL FOR ME, OK? 281 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:42,302 BECAUSE I WAS IN A BAND. 282 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,872 AND LOTS OF OTHER REASONS. 283 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:48,809 OH, YEAH? GIMME ONE. 284 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:49,877 YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL HANDS. 285 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:53,814 I HAVE NAGGLY WHITE, FRECKLY PASTY 286 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,448 PINK IRISH HANDS. YOU'RE LYING. 287 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,751 OOH! UGH! 288 00:11:57,785 --> 00:11:59,853 YES, I'M STILL HERE! 289 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:00,720 HEY, DAD. 290 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:03,523 HEY, EDDIE, DID YOU BRING ME ANY CAKE? 291 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,257 NO. 292 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,794 BUT I BROUGHT YOU SOME SHRIMPS. 293 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:09,997 JUMBO! 294 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,965 WHAT'S THIS GUY DOING IN MY HOUSE? 295 00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:13,934 OH, SAME AS ME. HE WANTS HIS MONEY. 296 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:17,905 OH, OH, I THOUGHT HE WAS ALL ABOUT THE MUSIC. 297 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,973 YEAH, BIG PROBLEM. THERE WASN'T ANY MUSIC, 298 00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:21,108 SO I WANT MY MONEY. 299 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,143 I WASN'T ASKING YOU. 300 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,812 HEY, WAIT IN THE KITCHEN. 301 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,213 I'LL HANDLE THIS. 302 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,547 SO YOU'RE DEAN? 303 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,248 YEAH, WHY? 304 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:29,883 HEY, WATCH THE SASS, MUSIC BOY, 305 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,019 I GOT DISPOSABLE RAZORS OLDER THAN YOU. 306 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:33,520 HEY, WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 307 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:38,859 2 THINGS...I'M OLDER AND I'VE GOT RAZORS. 308 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:39,759 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 309 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:43,130 YOU'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE A JERK ALL WEEK. 310 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,169 TOWEL? 311 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:50,037 NO, THANKS. 312 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,339 UH, YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE SWEATY THERE. 313 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,207 NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT. I'M COOL. 314 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:56,910 I-I'LL JUST LEAVE THIS HERE. 315 00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,578 HE DOESN'T WANT A TOWEL, OK! 316 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,014 HE TOLD YOU HE DOESN'T WANT A TOWEL, 317 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:01,815 SO WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO FORCE 318 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:03,984 A TOWEL ON A MAN WHO QUITE OBVIOUSLY 319 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,286 IS NOT IN NEED OF A TOWEL? 320 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:09,857 OK?! 321 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,926 I CAN DO IT. I'M CLASSICALLY TRAINED. 322 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:13,894 STOP FOLLOWING ME! 323 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,996 JUST ASK YOUR DAD TO GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE. 324 00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:18,966 QUIT BUMPING INTO ME WITH THAT! 325 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,034 LILY, TAKE ALL THAT STUFF BACK TO THE CAR. 326 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:22,936 DAD, CAN YOU JUST STOP BEING SO SELFISH? 327 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:25,939 ALL RIGHT? YOU'RE RUINING THE MOST PRECIOUS DAY OF... 328 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:28,075 WHAT'S-HER-NAME'S LIFE. 329 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,476 YES, SWEETIE, SEE, 330 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,178 YOUR DAD'S BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS A LOT, 331 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:32,980 AND HE'S CONCERNED THAT YOUR DNA, 332 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,214 WHICH YOU INHERITED FROM ME, 333 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:37,284 IS CAUSING YOU TO HAVE THE HOT PANTS FOR DEAN. 334 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:40,253 WHAT?! I DON'T HAVE THE HOT PANTS FOR DEAN. 335 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:44,024 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HOT PANTS ARE. 336 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,960 I--I THINK IT MEANS YOU LIKE HIM. 337 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:50,097 EW! I--I DO NOT LIKE HIM. 338 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,999 MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PULLED ALL THIS STUFF 339 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:55,035 BECAUSE SHE'S GOT THE HOT PANTS FOR THE KID. 340 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,203 NO! NO, NO, NO, NO! 341 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:59,372 I DON'T, OK? I HATE HIM! 342 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:03,143 SORRY, BUD, BUT, UH... 343 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,978 YOU'RE NOT WANTED HERE. 344 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,179 RIGHT, WHO ARE YOU? 345 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,982 I'M LILY'S BOYFRIEND. 346 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:12,252 HA HA! HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND. 347 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,087 YEAH, SHE LOVES YOU. 348 00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:17,057 NO, I DON'T! 349 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,025 SEE? NOW GET OUT HERE! 350 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:21,528 DOES SOMEBODY WANT TO GET BAND GEEK OFF OF ME? 351 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,230 OH, YOU'D LIKE THAT WOULDN'T YOU? 352 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,198 YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME? 353 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:28,168 JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! 354 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:32,039 RUN AWAY, LOSER! 355 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,673 AAH! 356 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:37,510 [DRUM BANGING AND CRASHING] 357 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,280 Brad: I-I'M OK, LILY! 358 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:45,185 A-A-A-AAH! 359 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:49,089 HEH HOO! BABY, SOME DAY YOU ARE GONNA HAVE TO 360 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,158 FINALLY DEAL WITH ALL THIS, OK? 361 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,559 GIRLS LIKE BOYS. MM-HMM. 362 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,427 SOMETIMES GIRLS FALL IN LOVE WITH BOYS. 363 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,428 OCCASIONALLY, THEY GET MARRIED 364 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,164 AND THEN THEY NEED A BAND. 365 00:14:57,197 --> 00:15:00,133 OH, GOD. PAULINA DOES NOT NEED A BAND. 366 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:04,071 DAD, YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE LIST OF SONGS SHE REQUESTED. 367 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,109 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT'S A REALLY GREAT SONG? 368 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:10,010 Sean: NO. 369 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,544 REUNITED BY PEACHES AND HERB. 370 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:15,115 OH, GOD, COME ON, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 371 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,283 IT'S NICE. 372 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:19,086 I BET YOU COULD PLAY IT. 373 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,620 OH! OH, GOD. 374 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:24,091 SHE DOESN'T HAVE A PLAY LIST. 375 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,059 OH, DEAR GOD! 376 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:28,128 COME ON, IT'S JUST A FEW SONGS. 377 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,963 IT'S HER WEDDING. 378 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,264 PEACHES AND ERB? 379 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,633 HERB. THEY'RE ARE WORSE SONGS. 380 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:38,105 OH, YEAH, HOW ABOUT SOMETIMES WHEN WE TOUCH? 381 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,373 DID YOU PEEK AT THIS? 382 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:44,277 OH, NO! JUST KILL ME, GOD, NOW, PLEASE. 383 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,113 THERE'S SOME ROCKERS ON THERE. 384 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:49,549 WHAT, LOOK, Y.M.C.A? 385 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,384 WELL, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT ONE ALONE, HUH? 386 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:54,254 EVERYONE'LL BE SINGING ALONG, DOING THE LITTLE DANCE-- 387 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,189 BABY, DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS? 388 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:57,257 YES. 389 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,758 OHH, NO! 390 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,194 COME ON, BABY. 391 00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:03,430 I LOVE YOU. 392 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,466 * I HONESTLY LOVE YOU 393 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,039 OH, NO. 394 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,506 REUNITED? 395 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:18,078 * AND IT FEELS SO GOOD 396 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:23,250 * REUNITED 'CAUSE WE UNDERSTOOD * 397 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,618 * THERE'S ONE PERFECT THING * 398 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:29,789 * AND, SUGAR, THIS ONE IS IT * 399 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:34,161 * WE BOTH ARE SO EXCITED 'CAUSE WE'RE * 400 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:39,199 * REUNITED, HEY, HEY 401 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,067 SO THERE ARE I AM 402 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,602 PLAYING SOFT ROCK HITS FROM THE SEVENTIES 403 00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,104 AND BEYOND, ALL RIGHT, 404 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,672 AND I'M WATCHING MY DAUGHTER 405 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:49,142 MOPPING SWEAT OFF THE GUY WHO'S... 406 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:52,045 GONNA MAKE YOU THE YOUNGEST GRANDFATHER 407 00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:55,182 SINCE, UH...ME? 408 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:56,249 YEAH. 409 00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,218 YEAH, DAD, YEAH, YEAH, HONESTLY, 410 00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,452 THAT'S WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF, YOU KNOW, 411 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,188 AND I THOUGHT I HAD NO WAY OUT, 412 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:04,624 AND THEN, OK, LIKE A GIFT FROM THE GODS, 413 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,093 THIS KID DEAN HANDS ME 414 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:09,362 THE WEAPON OF HIS OWN DESTRUCTION. 415 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:10,163 I CAN'T BELIEVE 416 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,199 I ACTUALLY HAVE TO PLAY THESE SONGS. 417 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,334 I KNOW. IT IS SO UNCOOL. 418 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,203 NO OFFENSE OR ANYTHING, LILY, 419 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:19,472 BUT YOUR OLD MAN'S A BUTTWAD. 420 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,040 NONE TAKEN. 421 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,742 I THOUGHT--I THOUGHT HE WANTED TO ROCK. 422 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,311 HE DOESN'T WANT TO ROCK, 423 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:24,977 I WANT TO ROCK. 424 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,347 I KNOW, I KNOW, IT'S SO SAD. 425 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,782 AND THE OTHER DAY I CAUGHT HIM WATCHING VH1. 426 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,684 I CAN'T STAND THIS STUFF. 427 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,153 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY 428 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:36,323 THE CHICKEN DANCE AND NOT THROW UP? 429 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:38,291 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE-- 430 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,193 MAYBE YOU SHOULD THROW UP, YOU KNOW? 431 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,262 THAT'LL SHOW HIM. 432 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,096 MAYBE I SHOULD. 433 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,732 MAYBE SHOULD BECAUSE I HAVE INTEGRITY. 434 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,300 HELL, YEAH. YEAH. 435 00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,136 THERE IT WAS, RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, 436 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,203 DEAN'S ACHILLES HEEL. 437 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:54,641 [IMITATING DEAN] INTEGRITY, MAN! I HAVE INTEGRITY! 438 00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:58,745 WHAT THE HOLY HECK DO TEENAGERS KNOW ABOUT INTEGRITY? 439 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:02,715 NOTHING, BUT THEY TAKE IT VERY SERIOUSLY. 440 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:07,854 * REUNITED, HEY, HEY 441 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,390 OH, YEAH, YEAH, THAT WAS GOOD, GOOD. 442 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,424 OH, JUST A COUPLE THINGS. 443 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,194 UM, DEAN, YOU KNOW THAT PART WHERE I'M SINGING... 444 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:19,766 * LOVER, LOVER, THIS IS SOLID LOVE * 445 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:22,402 * AND YOU'RE EXACTLY WHAT I-- * 446 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,836 YOU KNOW THAT PART I'M TALKING ABOUT? 447 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:26,473 AT THE PAUSE, CAN YOU JUST SPIN YOUR STICK 448 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,208 LIKE THE DRUMMER FROM LOVERBOY? 449 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,243 THAT WOULD BE JUST AWESOME. 450 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,211 [MUTTERS] 451 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,111 EXCUSE ME? NOTHING. 452 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:33,213 NO, I THOUGHT I HEARD YOU SAY SOMETHING. 453 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:36,249 PLEASE, PLEASE, DON'T--IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, 454 00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,350 SAY IT. I DON'T WANT TO STIFLE 455 00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:42,155 ANYONE'S CREATIVITY OR INTEGRITY. 456 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,324 LOOK, IT'S JUST, UH... 457 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,393 THIS SONG'S CRAP. 458 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:47,560 EXCUSE ME? 459 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:48,561 IT'S A CRAPPY SONG. 460 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,364 I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT. 461 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:53,266 WOW. 462 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,066 CRAPPY SONG, HUH? 463 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,702 I HAPPEN TO THINK THIS IS A CLASSIC. 464 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:59,339 REUNITED IS A HAUNTING EXPRESSION 465 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:02,209 OF PURE, HOT HUMAN NEED AND DESIRE, 466 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,377 AND IF YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND 467 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,446 THE AESTHETIC BEAUTY OF PEACHES AND ERB-- 468 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,113 HERB. 469 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:10,383 THEN YOU CAN-- I WOULD GLADLY 470 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,352 AND WILLINGLY ACCEPT YOUR RESIGNATION 471 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:15,422 FROM THIS CRAPPY BAND RIGHT NOW. 472 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,624 SO IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, OK, 473 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,792 SOME OF US HAVE A WEDDING TO PLAY. 474 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,662 SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT. 475 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:25,232 CAN WE TAKE IT FROM THE TOP, PLEASE? 476 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:26,366 NO. 477 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:27,634 EXCUSE ME? 478 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,902 NO, HE'S RIGHT. THESE SONGS BLOW. 479 00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,804 OH, WAIT, SO YOU'RE QUITTING, TOO? 480 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:32,939 I'M NOT QUITTING. 481 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,941 I'M SAYING YOU SHOULD BE FIRED. 482 00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:38,278 YOU CAN'T FIRE ME. THIS IS MY BAND. 483 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:40,780 IT'S NOT MUCH OF A BAND WITHOUT US. 484 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,415 ALL RIGHT, FINE, THEN, FINE. 485 00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,517 ALL RIGHT, FINE, I QUIT, OK? 486 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:47,520 BUT I'M TAKING MY STUFF WITH ME. GIVE ME MY GUITAR. 487 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:50,290 COME AND GET IT, [BLEEP]. 488 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:53,960 WOO-HOO, OK! 489 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:57,397 SO YOU MADE YOUR BRAVE STAND FOR PEACHES AND HERB 490 00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,465 AND IT WAS A WONDERFUL EFFORT 491 00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:01,568 AND YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. 492 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:02,902 NICELY DONE. 493 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,337 THANK YOU. 494 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,972 YEAH, BUT LOOK, BABE, 495 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,875 IF, UH, IF LILY'S GOT THIS GROUPIE GENE, 496 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,610 YOU'RE SCREWED. 497 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:13,946 MY FATHER COULDN'T STOP IT AND NEITHER CAN YOU. 498 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,348 HEY, I'VE GOT PLENTY OF I-- 499 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:18,385 UH-UH-UH, IT'S WAY OUT OF YOUR PASTY, 500 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:21,554 FRECKLED, IRISH HANDS. 501 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:30,463 * REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD * 502 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:36,469 * REUNITED 'CAUSE WE UNDERSTOOD * 503 00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:38,871 * THERE'S ONE PERFECT FIT * 504 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:42,909 * AND, SUGAR, THIS ONE IS IT * 505 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:47,347 * WE BOTH ARE SO EXCITED 'CAUSE WE'RE * 506 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:51,384 * REUNITED, HEY--HEY! 507 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,320 HIT IT! 508 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:55,755 [TEMPO PICKS UP] 509 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:01,961 * REUNITED 510 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,563 * AND IT FEELS SO GOOD 511 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,332 * REUNITED 512 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:06,799 * 'CAUSE WE UNDERSTOOD 513 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,568 * REUNITED 514 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:09,869 * IT'S A PERFECT FIT 515 00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,404 * REUNITED 516 00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,440 * SUGAR, THIS ONE IS IT * 517 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:14,741 * REUNITED 518 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,809 * WE'RE SO DAMN EXCITED * 519 00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:17,977 * REUNITED 520 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,879 * 'CAUSE WE JUST GOT REUNITED * 521 00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:20,913 * REUNITED 522 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:23,483 * WE'RE A PERFECT FIT * 523 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:24,351 * REUNITED 524 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,619 * BABY, I LOVE YOUR-- * 525 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:29,822 * REUNITED, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY * 526 00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:32,559 * REUNITED, OY, OY, OY, OY * 527 00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:35,495 * REUNITED * HEY, HEY, HEY 528 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,333 6 SECONDS. 529 00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:41,468 WOW. 530 00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:42,435 DIDN'T FEEL LIKE I WAS GOING THAT FAST. 531 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:46,506 RUNNING AROUND THE ENTIRE BLOCK IN 6 SECONDS? 532 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,408 NO HUMAN COULD DO THAT. 533 00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:50,343 I LOVE BEING A ROBOT. 534 00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:51,177 IS LILY HOME? 535 00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:54,681 I DON'T KNOW. I'LL USE MY X-RAY VISION. 536 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:55,448 NOPE. 537 00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:56,383 ALL RIGHT, I'LL JUST RING THE BELL. 538 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:59,652 HEY, BRAD, I'M GONNA RUN AROUND THE BLOCK. 539 00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:02,689 SEE YOU IN 6 SECONDS. 540 00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:06,325 WHAT'S WITH HENRY? JUST SNAPPED. 36571

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