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Claudia: WHAT WAS THAT?
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Jimmy: NOTHING, MOM!
NOTHING!
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Claudia: YOU GUYS,
IT SOUNDS LIKE
WORLD WAR III DOWN HERE.
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WHAT...WHOA, WHAT
IS GOING ON IN HERE?
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MOM! YOU'RE STANDING
IN HOT LAVA!
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EXCUSE ME?
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THE FLOOR IS
MADE OF LAVA!
HURRY, HURRY!
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GET UP!
AAH! AAH!
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NO, NO, NO,
IT'S TOO LATE.
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YOU BURNED
YOUR FOOT OFF.
YOU GET A STRIPE.
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AH...UH...HA,
WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?
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ME.
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
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HEY, WHERE'S LILY?
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SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE
BABY-SITTING YOU.
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OH, COME ON, MOM.
WE DON'T NEED
A BABY-SITTER.
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BE...
WHOA!
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HA! YOU GET
ANOTHER STRIPE!
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MAN, I'M BURNED
ALL THE WAY UP
TO MY HEINIE.
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WHOO!
Sean: LILY!
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YOU ARE
UNBELIEVABLE.
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LILY, I AM SORRY!
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Claudia: HEY,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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YOU HAVE VIOLATED
MY CIVIL RIGHTS!
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I THINK YOU MIGHT MEAN
YOUR RIGHT TO PRIVACY.
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OH! GET AWAY
FROM ME!
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WHAT--DAD, YOU'RE
STANDING IN LAVA!
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UH--UH--UH, I'M WEARING
TITANIUM BOOTS. LILY!
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HEY, SEAN, WAIT--UHH,
WE'RE GONNA BE LATE
FOR DINNER NOW.
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LAVA!
WHAT?
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OH...
AM I GONNA
DIE NOW?
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GRR.
NO, NO...AAH!
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HA HA HA!
AAH!
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INTO THE LAVA!
NO, I'M BURNING!
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BURN! GRR!
I'M BURNING!
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I'M BURNING!
AAH!
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DAD SAID WE COULDN'T
GET A CABLE BOX.
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THEY'RE TOO EXPENSIVE.
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YOUR DAD AND I LIVE
IN 2 DIFFERENT WORLDS.
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IT'S STOLEN,
ISN'T IT?
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"STOLEN" WOULD
BE A WORD
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FROM YOUR
DAD'S WORLD.
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ALL RIGHT, BOYS.
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YOUR GRANDPA'S HERE
TO BABY-SIT.
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OH, MAN!
OH, NO!
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WALT, THANKS
FOR BAILING US OUT.
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OH, ALWAYS HAPPY
TO BRING SOME DISCIPLINE
INTO THEIR LIVES.
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THEY'VE GOT
TO GET IT SOMEWHERE.
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MOM!
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MMM, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET
FOR WRITING ON MY FACE.
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OH, NOW, BEFORE
WE GET STARTED,
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WE'VE GOTTA MAKE SURE
WE'RE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE.
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THERE WILL BE SPANKINGS.
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WELL, WHAT
IF WE DON'T
DO ANYTHING
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TO DESERVE
A SPANKING?
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NO, THERE WILL BE SPANKINGS.
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Claudia: SEAN?
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LILY WON'T TALK TO ME.
WHAT HAPPENED?
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UH, I THINK I MAY
HAVE SCREWED UP
JUST A LITTLE BIT.
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WHO ARE YOU CALLING?
SHH!
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OH, H-HEY, UH,
MR. O'KEEFE?
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YEAH, HEY, IS, UH,
IS--IS BRAD THERE?
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OH, I'M A FRIEND
OF HIS FROM SCHOOL
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AND I THINK IT WOULD
BE REALLY COOL
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IF I COULD TALK
TO HIM, HEH HEH HEH.
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OH, UH, I'M, UH, TEDDY.
PENDER...GRASS.
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YEAH, JUST LIKE
THE SINGER, YEAH.
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SORRY, WRONG NUMBER!
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DAMN.
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WHY IS TEDDY PENDERGRASS
CALLING OUR NEIGHBORS?
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DO YOU REALLY
WANT TO KNOW?
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NO, I REALLY WANT
TO GO TO DINNER.
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WELL, I--I--I CAN'T,
OK?
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NOT YET,
ALL RIGHT?
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OH, UH, JIMMY,
JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY.
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HERE, HERE,
HEY, HEY, HEY.
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A MAN'S GONNA
ANSWER, OK?
ASK FOR BRAD.
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WHAT?
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WHAT IS GOING ON?
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HELLO?
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YEAH, HI, MAY I
SPEAK TO BRAD?
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WHO AM I?
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UM...M-M-MY DAD'S
MAKING ME DO THIS!
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REAL SMOOTH, JIMMY!
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WHAT IN THE HELL
IS UP WITH
BRAD O'KEEFE?
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O'KEEFE? THAT LITTLE
MELONHEAD FROM NEXT DOOR?
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YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH.
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YEAH, HE AND LILY WERE
OVER HERE STUDYING
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JUST A LITTLE WHILE AGO
AND...
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OW! THIS BOOK GAVE
ME A PAPER CUT!
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YES! YES! THERE
ARE NAKED PEOPLE
ON MY TV!
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* 9 CHANNELS
OF SKIN-EMAX, BABY *
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DAD! DO YOU MIND
NOT WATCHING PORNO
WHILE WE'RE STUDYING?
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HUH? OH,
I'M SORRY.
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HEY, YEAH,
EDDIE, TURN
THAT OFF, MAN.
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Sean: COME ON.
OW!
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STOP DOING THAT!
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YEAH, BRAD'S WHOLE FAMILY
IS SCREWED UP.
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YOU KNOW, HIS GRANDFATHER
SIDE-STEPPED KOREA
BY ACTING LIKE A FRUIT.
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BRAD STUDIES HERE
ALL THE TIME.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
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BUT WHAT I
DIDN'T REALIZE IS THAT
LILY LIKES BRAD.
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SHE "LIKES" HIM?
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YES.
NO.
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YES.
BRAD?
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YES.
BRAD BRAD?
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YES.
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DID SHE TELL YOU THIS?
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SHE DIDN'T HAVE
TO TELL ME, OK?
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I WAS OUT
WALKING MERV
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AND PICKING UP
A BUCKET OF CHICKEN
FOR THE KIDS...
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OH, THAT'S RIGHT, MERV.
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SMELL THAT POST
FOR THE 1000th TIME.
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COME ON, BOY, COME ON,
BOY, COME ON, COME ON.
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[SIGHS]
COME ON, MERV, PICK UP
THE PACE. NUMBER 2!
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I KNOW YOU GOT IT
IN YOU. LET'S GO!
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OH, HO, HO. AW, THEY'RE
GETTIN' IT ON.
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YOU STAY RIGHT HERE, MERV.
I'M GONNA GO CHECK IT OUT.
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[WHISTLING]
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WHOO.
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[GASPS]
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LILY! OH, GOD!
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IT'S NOT FUNNY,
CLAUDIA!
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I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT ELSE TO DO!
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HOW IS THROWING CHICKEN
EVEN AN OPTION?
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AW, COME ON.
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YOU WEREN'T
EVEN THERE!
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YOU KNOW, IT WAS
VERY TRAUMATIC.
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I WAS JUST WALKING
DOWN THE STREET,
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MINDING
MY OWN BUSINESS,
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ALL OF A SUDDEN...
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SO SHE WAS MAKING OUT
WITH A BOY.
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IT'S INEVITABLE.
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NO, NO, NO. THIS GUY
HAD HIS HANDS...
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IT'S NOT THE END
OF THE WORLD.
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IT'S SO HARD TO SEE
YOUR LITTLE BABY GIRL
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WITH SOME ANIMAL
AND HIS TONGUE...
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OK, I GET IT!
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Walt: COME ON, BOYS,
WE'RE ON A SCHEDULE!
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WALT, WHY ARE MY CHILDREN
ON A CHAIN GANG?
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I AM TEACHING
THESE BOYS
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HOW TO DIG A HOLE.
LET'S GO!
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Sean: WHY?
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A GOOD HOLE CAN SERVE
A BOY IN A LOT OF WAYS.
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IT KEEPS 'EM FOCUSED,
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MAKES 'EM SWEAT,
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AND LETS 'EM APPRECIATE
A WARM BED AT NIGHT.
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HMM. HOW MUCH
IS THERE TO TEACH
ABOUT A HOLE?
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THAT'S THE KIND
OF ATTITUDE THAT LEADS
TO SUBSTANDARD HOLES.
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PSST.
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[WHISPERING]
Brad. Psst.
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Brad. Bradley.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO DO?
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I want him
to come over here.
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Brad! Psst!
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WHY?
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Because he's Lily's
first boyfriend,
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and I screwed
the whole thing up.
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Brad!
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Brad.
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YO, BRADLEY!
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WHAT'D YOU
DO THAT FOR?
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YOU WANT TO TALK
TO HIM OR NOT?
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SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!
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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU FINNERTYS
DOING OUT THERE?
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SEAN WANTS
TO TALK TO BRADLEY.
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NICE.
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HI.
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HEY.
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OK. HOLD ON A MINUTE.
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DO YOU THINK HIS DAD
KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED
OUT ON THE STREET?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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AAH!
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AAH!
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I THINK HE KNOWS!
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AAH!
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MAN. BRAD O'KEEFE
RUNS CRYING TO HIS DADDY
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JUST 'CAUSE HE GETS
A LITTLE CHICKEN
THROWN ON HIM?
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BIG FAT WUSSY.
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WELL, TH-THERE WAS
MORE THAN JUST CHICKEN.
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BISCUITS?
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NO, NO.
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SO YOU STILL
HAVE THE BISCUITS?
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NO.
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THEN WHERE ARE
THE BISCUITS?
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THERE ARE NO BISCUITS,
ALL RIGHT?
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I'M TALKING ABOUT
AN ADDITIONAL...INCIDENT.
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AAH!
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OH, MY GOD.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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IT'S A CRAZY MANIAC.
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IT'S MY DAD!
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AAH!
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING,
LOVER BOY?
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D-D-DON'T KILL ME!
I-I'M SORRY...
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YOU'D BETTER RUN!
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OHH!
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YEAH!
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WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
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WHAT THE HELL
AM I--I WAS--
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I--I WAS WALKING--
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W-WHAT THE HELL ARE
YOU DOING, MISSY?
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LILY...
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LILY, LILY, COME ON.
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I WAS JUST JOKING!
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OH, MY GOD.
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WHAT HAVE YOU
TURNED INTO?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WALT.
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OH, NO.
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NO, NO.
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YOU'RE TURNING INTO WALT.
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YEAH, HE WISHES.
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I AM NOT!
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IT WAS JUST
A MOMENTARY LAPSE,
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AND I'VE GOT TO MAKE
LILY UNDERSTAND THAT.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
DIDN'T GET BISCUITS.
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THEY COME
WITH THE CHICKEN.
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I DIDN'T GET ANY BISCUITS!
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LOOK, I WENT OUT
TO GET A BUCKET OF CHICKEN.
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I GOT A BUCKET OF CHICKEN.
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YOU WOULD HAVE HAD
TO SPECIFICALLY
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ASK THEM TO LEAVE
THE BISCUITS OUT.
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OH. G--
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[CLUNKING]
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[WHISPERING]
It's him.
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AAAH! OH!
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CALM DOWN.
CALM DOWN.
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RELAX, BRAD.
RELAX, OK?
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I JUST WANT
TO TALK TO YOU, OK?
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OK? IS THAT OK?
OK.
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OK.
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DAD!!
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NO! SHH, SHH.
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COME ON, COME ON.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
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00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,330
NO, NO, BRAD.
COME ON, CALM DOWN.
237
00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:26,634
I JUST--I JUST
WANT TO APOLOGIZE, OK?
238
00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,168
SERIOUSLY, OK?
239
00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:31,672
WHY IS HE
MANHANDLING
THE O'KEEFE BOY?
240
00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:34,908
THAT'S THE KID
WHO WAS SCORING
WITH LILY IN THE CAR.
241
00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:36,209
AW, JEEZ.
242
00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,645
WELL,
THAT WOULDN'T
HAVE HAPPENED
243
00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:41,915
IF SHE'D BEEN
IN THE BACKYARD
DIGGING A HOLE.
244
00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:46,687
I JUST WANT MY BOOK BAG
AND NOT TO BE KILLED.
245
00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:47,855
OK, SURE. HEY, MAN.
246
00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:48,956
YOU'RE NOT
GONNA GET KILLED.
247
00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:50,758
I'M JUST GONNA
GO UPSTAIRS AND GET LILY.
248
00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,660
ALL RIGHT?
BUT YOU'RE SAFE HERE.
249
00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:55,362
YOU ARE OUR GUEST, OK?
250
00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:57,097
DON'T LET HIM LEAVE!
251
00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,911
YOU WATCH OZ?
252
00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:18,418
Sean: I GOT
A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
253
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,219
IT'S AWESOME.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
254
00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:20,954
YOU'RE GONNA
BE REALLY HAPPY.
WHAT?
255
00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:22,389
READY? TA-DA!
256
00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,960
YOU LIVE
TO HUMILIATE ME.
257
00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:30,297
LILY, COME ON. IT'S BRAD.
EVERYTHING IS COOL.
258
00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:32,700
OHH!
259
00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,101
I THINK
I'M GONNA GO NOW.
260
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:37,905
NO, YOU'RE NOT
GOING ANYWHERE, PAL.
261
00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:40,373
HAVE A--HAVE A MINT.
262
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,777
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
263
00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:45,713
UH, TO THE KITCHEN
TO TALK WITH LILY.
264
00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,915
GOOD. YEAH, GOOD.
CAN I, UM, GIVE YOU
265
00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:51,184
A LITTLE PIECE OF ADVICE
BEFORE YOU GO IN THERE?
266
00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:51,852
YEAH.
267
00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:54,387
DO GO IN THERE.
268
00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:56,123
W-WHAT? NO,
I GOTTA GO IN THERE
269
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,891
TO MAKE THINGS
RIGHT WITH LILY.
270
00:10:57,925 --> 00:10:59,760
HA HA, YOU CAN'T.
271
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:00,928
SEE, SHE'S
A TEENAGE GIRL,
272
00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:02,029
AND YOU'RE
HER FATHER.
273
00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:04,264
ANYTHING THAT YOU
DO WILL BE WRONG,
274
00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:06,867
BECAUSE YOU,
HER FATHER,
ARE DOING IT.
275
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,069
COME ON, COME ON.
I'M NOT LIKE A DAD DAD.
276
00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:12,339
YOU KNOW, I'M
LIKE A WHOO-HOO DAD.
277
00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:17,377
Sean: HEY, LIL.
278
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:20,714
UH, HEH, WHY ARE YOU
EATING CROUTONS?
279
00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:21,949
WELL, I WAS HUNGRY,
280
00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,416
AND WE DON'T
HAVE ANY CHICKEN,
281
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:27,020
WHAT WITH IT BEING OUT
ON THE CURB AND ALL.
282
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,789
LISTEN, LILY,
I WAS WRONG.
283
00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:29,957
AND I DON'T WANT
TO BE THE THING
284
00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:32,292
THAT GETS BETWEEN YOU
AND YOUR BOYFRIEND.
285
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:35,495
EWW! HE'S NOT
MY BOYFRIEND.
286
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,931
HE'S BRAD O'KEEFE.
287
00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:38,465
WHAT?
288
00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,067
HE WEARS A FANNY PACK.
289
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:43,937
AND HE CARRIES ALL THESE
KEYS WITH HIM ALL THE TIME.
290
00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:47,107
WHY DOES HE NEED
SO MANY KEYS?
291
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,742
AND HE SAYS
THE WORD "OF-TEN."
292
00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:51,511
THAT'S HOW HE SAYS IT.
"OFTEN" WITH A "T."
293
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,312
GEEK!
294
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:53,280
HEY, HEY, WAIT.
IF HE'S SUCH A GEEK,
295
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,983
THEN WHAT WERE YOU
DOING IN THE CAR
WITH HIM?
296
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:59,386
I JUST WANTED SOMEBODY
TO NOTICE ME, ALL RIGHT?
297
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,889
OH, COME ON, LILY, BOYS
NOTICE YOU ALL THE TIME.
298
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,958
NOT WHEN SHE'S AROUND.
299
00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,326
WHAT?
300
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,361
EVERYWHERE I GO,
THERE SHE IS.
301
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,731
BA-DOOM,
BA-DOOM,
BA-DOOM.
302
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:14,567
WHAT?
303
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,269
YOU GO AROUND
FLAUNTING IT,
304
00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:19,306
AND NOBODY EVEN
NOTICES I'M HERE.
305
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:22,910
WHAT?
306
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,311
LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW.
307
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:28,949
[YELLO'S OH YEAH PLAYING]
308
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,035
MM-MMM.
THERE IS NOTHING SEXY
309
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:24,437
ABOUT SCRAPING GNATS
OFF OF A STATION WAGON.
310
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:28,441
THERE IS WHEN
YOU'RE WORKING IT.
311
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,610
HA HA HA!
YOU WERE WORKING IT?
312
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,945
NO! I--
313
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,380
OH, THIS IS INTERESTING,
314
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:36,249
BECAUSE THIS ISN'T ABOUT
ME BEING A BAD DAD.
315
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,151
THIS IS ABOUT YOU
BEING A LEGGY SIREN
316
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,921
WHO'S DESTROYED OUR
DAUGHTER'S SELF-ESTEEM.
317
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,355
LET'S GO EAT.
318
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:46,226
NO. NOBODY'S
GOING ANYWHERE.
319
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,127
I AM.
320
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,097
UH, AH, AH, AH.
DON'T YOU TRY TO FIX THIS,
321
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,165
BECAUSE ANYTHING
YOU DO WILL BE WRONG
322
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:55,202
BECAUSE YOU, HER MOTHER,
ARE DOING IT.
323
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,203
NOT FUNNY.
324
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:59,106
WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
YOU'RE SPOOKING THE KID.
325
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,073
Sean: AH, AH, AH, AH.
326
00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:04,878
GUESS WHO
THE NEIGHBORHOOD
HOT MOM IS? WHOO!
327
00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:06,346
NO, I AM NOT.
328
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,881
YOU'RE THE HOT MOM?
329
00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:08,648
YEAH. YEAH.
330
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,117
WOW, YOU'RE THE HOT MOM.
331
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,920
NO. SHUT UP!
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
332
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,154
Sean: NO, COME ON.
WHOO-HOO!
333
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,388
THAT MAKES
SO MUCH SENSE.
334
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,925
BUT SHE'LL NEVER BE
LIKE MRS. DELVECCHIO.
335
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,226
OH, NO,
MRS. DELVECCHIO.
336
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,461
OH, WHOA, MRS. D.
337
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:24,197
OW! OH.
338
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:25,966
[MOANING]
339
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:26,666
WHOO!
340
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,201
OK, OK, WHO IS
MRS. DELVECCHIO?
341
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:31,071
MRS. DELVECCHIO
WAS THE HOTTEST MOM
342
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:34,241
IN THE HISTORY
OF STATEN ISLAND.
343
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,009
THANK YOU
FOR HELPING ME.
344
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,044
OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.
345
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,112
VERY NICE OF YOU.
346
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,116
ALL RIGHT.
347
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,052
YEAH, HERE YOU GO.
348
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,419
THANK YOU.
349
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,321
THANK YOU.
350
00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:49,923
YOU KNOW,
IT'S KIND OF HOT OUT.
351
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:52,525
CAN I COME IN AND HAVE
A GLASS OF LEMONADE?
352
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,462
OH, I DON'T HAVE
ANY LEMONADE. I'M SORRY.
353
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,597
OH, YEAH, YOU DO.
YOU BOUGHT SOME.
354
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,432
IT'S IN YOUR BAG.
355
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:02,202
OH. I DON'T HAVE
ANY CLEAN GLASSES.
356
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,404
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
OK, BYE.
357
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,239
OH, UH...
358
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,943
CAN I COME IN
AND TAKE A BATH?
359
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:11,111
WHAT?
360
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:15,582
[YELLING IN ITALIAN]
361
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,153
SHE'S GOTTA BE,
LIKE, 60 NOW.
362
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:25,258
YEAH. I BET SHE WOULDN'T
CLOSE THE DOOR ON ME NOW.
363
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:28,561
AND DON'T THINK
I DON'T SEE YOU!
364
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,296
WALT, WE'RE KIND OF
365
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,197
IN THE MIDDLE
OF SOMETHING HERE.
366
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:34,267
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU DON'T SPANK.
367
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:35,268
WHAT'D THEY DO?
368
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:39,339
AH, THE LITTLE MONKEYS
TUNNELED OUT OF THE YARD.
369
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:43,343
[INDIANA JONES THEME PLAYS]
370
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:53,720
THEY GOT AWAY
FROM YOU, HUH?
371
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:56,523
THEY'RE RIGHT NEXT DOOR.
THEY CAN HEAR ME FINE.
372
00:15:56,556 --> 00:16:00,060
THE BELT IS COMING OFF!
373
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,029
WALT, PLEASE. WE'VE
GOT A LILY ISSUE
374
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,563
THAT WE HAVE
TO DEAL WITH HERE.
375
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:04,564
OH, RIGHT.
376
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:07,334
SHE GAVE HERSELF
TO THAT BRAD BOY,
DIDN'T SHE?
377
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,335
NO, NO.
378
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:11,104
YEAH, WELL, YOU WOULDN'T
BE HAVING THESE PROBLEMS
379
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,273
IF YOU'D TALKED WITH HER
WHEN YOU SHOULD HAVE.
380
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,175
YOU DIDN'T
GIVE HER THE TALK.
381
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,344
OHH. I REMEMBER
YOUR TALK, DAD,
382
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:20,647
AND IT WAS, UH,
QUITE EDUCATIONAL.
383
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:24,384
WHEN THE MAN AND A WOMAN
GET TOGETHER,
384
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,319
SO TO SPEAK,
385
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:31,224
AND THE, UH...SPERM...
386
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:36,363
COMES IN CONTACT
WITH THE...EGG.
387
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:40,300
NOW, THAT'S A CODE RED
UP IN HER WAJUDI.
388
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,537
AM I MAKING
MYSELF CLEAR?
389
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:48,408
YEAH. THANKS, DAD.
390
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,378
YEAH, WELL,
391
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:54,247
YOUR CHICKEN-THROWING
APPROACH REALLY PAID OFF.
392
00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:55,315
WELL, DAD,
393
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,349
I THINK WE'VE ESTABLISHED
THAT THIS ISN'T MY FAULT,
394
00:16:56,383 --> 00:17:01,054
BUT THIS IS THE FAULT
OF MY WIFE--THE SUPERVIXEN.
395
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:02,755
OH, YEAH?
396
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:03,756
UH-HUH. YEAH.
397
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:06,259
I'M NOT THE ONE WHO BLEW
UP THE BATTERY RECHARGER
398
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:08,195
BY PUTTING IN
NON-RECHARGEABLE
BATTERIES.
399
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,762
OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S ALL YOU'VE GOT?
400
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,399
THAT WAS 2 YEARS AGO,
AND IT'S NOT EVEN RELEVANT.
401
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,234
IT SAID--IT SAID RIGHT
ON THE FRONT OF IT:
402
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:17,770
IT SAID, "RECHARGEABLE
BATTERIES ONLY."
403
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:18,738
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
MISSY.
404
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:21,608
UH, UH,
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
405
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,443
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST FOLLOW ME
406
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:24,311
LIKE YOU USUALLY DO?
407
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:27,414
OH, NO, NO, NO.
I DIDN'T FOLLOW YOU, OK?
408
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,249
I JUST HAPPENED
UPON YOU,
409
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,418
AND DON'T FORGET...
410
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:32,252
HOT MOM.
411
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,254
OH! BECAUSE I PUT ON
A PAIR OF SHORTS,
412
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:35,788
I'M RESPONSIBLE
FOR HER PROMISCUITY?
413
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:39,426
PROMISCUITY?
I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY.
414
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:40,593
NOTHING HAPPENED, OK?
415
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:41,461
BUT YOUR FATHER
SAW YOU--
416
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:45,165
SO WHAT? IT WAS
ANOTHER PATHETIC CHAPTER
417
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,400
IN MY PATHETIC LIGHT.
418
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,381
WELL?
419
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:05,485
WELL, WHAT?
420
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,321
DON'T YOU WANT TO KISS ME?
421
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:11,358
OH. YEAH.
422
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,365
[SIGHS]
423
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:26,739
MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO
SOMETHING WITH YOUR HANDS.
424
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:28,308
LIKE WHAT?
425
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:31,178
I DON'T KNOW.
SOMETHING.
426
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,513
IS THIS GOOD?
427
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:37,116
WHAT WERE YOU EATING?
428
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,285
CH-CHEETOS.
429
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:44,123
YOU JUST GOT CHEESE DUST
IN MY HAIR, YOU IDIOT!
430
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:48,761
AAH! DON'T PUT
THEM BACK! GROSS!
431
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,763
[SIGHS]
432
00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:59,539
CAN I TOUCH YOUR BRA?
433
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,411
I GUESS.
434
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:11,418
ARE YOU GONNA
TAKE IT OFF?
435
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,586
NO.
436
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,688
COOL.
437
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,603
OH, I--WELL, I THINK
I SAW A GUY LOOKING AT US.
438
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:31,771
DON'T BE SUCH A WUSS!
439
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,506
I SEE A GUY
LOOKING AT US.
440
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:34,574
DON'T YOU WANT
TO MAKE OUT?
441
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:37,544
I DO, I DO,
IT'S JUST THERE'S THIS--
442
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:38,678
AAH!
443
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,447
MY LIFE SUCKS.
444
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,683
MMM. BABY,
I GOTTA TELL YOU,
445
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,719
BEING 14 PRETTY MUCH
SUCKS FOR EVERYBODY.
446
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,655
LOOK, L-LIL.
I SCREWED UP, OK?
447
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,490
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I
WAS THINKING OUT THERE,
448
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,225
AND I KNOW IT'S
DEPRESSING TO BE A GIRL
449
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,427
WHEN ALL THE BOYS
YOUR AGE...
450
00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,863
ARE HOT FOR YOUR MOM.
451
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,231
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
452
00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,566
WELL, YOU KNOW,
I WOULDN'T,
453
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:03,803
BECAUSE I WAS A BOY,
AND MY MOM WAS KINDA HORSY,
454
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,339
GOD REST HER SOUL,
455
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,474
BUT I WILL
TELL YOU THIS, LIL.
456
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:10,577
YOU ARE MUCH PRETTIER
THAN YOUR MOTHER
WAS AT YOUR AGE.
457
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,344
WHAT?
458
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,313
YEAH, YEAH.
SHE HAD THESE BRACES,
459
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:16,416
AND SHE HAD THIS GOOFY
CYNDI LAUPER HAIRDO--
460
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:17,817
AND THIS CHUNKY
IRISH BOYFRIEND
461
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:21,554
IN PARACHUTE PANTS
AND A SERGIO VALENTÉ SHIRT.
462
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:24,257
LOOK--LOOK AT IT
THIS WAY, LIL, OK?
463
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,758
YOU'RE GETTING HOTTER
ALL THE TIME,
464
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,794
AND YOUR MOTHER,
WELL, SHE'S PEAKED.
465
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,430
HEH. OH, THANKS, HONEY.
466
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,665
HAVE ANOTHER DONUT.
467
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:35,468
AND THAT'S SUPPOSED
TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?
468
00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:38,338
I'M SCARED OF YOU,
AND I'M JEALOUS OF HER.
469
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,540
AND FROM NOW ON,
I'M GONNA ASSOCIATE SEX
470
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,676
WITH HAVING FRIED FOOD
HURLED AT ME.
471
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:46,413
HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO RECOVER FROM THAT?
472
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,515
I'M GONNA CARRY AROUND
SCARS WITH ME
473
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:49,716
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
474
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,551
HOW'D YOU LIKE
YOUR OWN PHONE LINE?
475
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,586
THAT'D WORK.
476
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,758
DO YOU SEE ANYTHING, MAN?
477
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:01,494
THAT COULD BE A NIPPLE.
478
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,597
THAT'S A DOG'S NOSE.
479
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,567
OH. UNFINISHED BUSINESS.
480
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,502
I'LL WARM UP THE CAR.
481
00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:11,037
[SIGHS]
482
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,673
BRAD, DUDE.
483
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,442
MAN, WE GOTTA TALK.
484
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:16,576
YEAH.
485
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,611
UH, IT AIN'T
GONNA HAPPEN.
486
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:21,648
BUT--BUT I THINK
SHE REALLY LIKES ME.
487
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:22,882
OH, Y-YEAH,
SHE LIKES YOU,
488
00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:24,050
BUT SHE JUST
DOESN'T...
489
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,519
LIKE YOU IN THAT WAY,
YOU KNOW?
490
00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:28,388
BUT WHEN I SEE HER,
491
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,323
I--I GET
ALL THESE FEELINGS.
492
00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:32,659
YEAH, I KNOW, BUT YOU
JUST GOTTA FACE FACTS.
493
00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:33,726
YOU KNOW...
494
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,496
YOU AND LILY JUST
WEREN'T MEANT TO BE.
495
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:40,967
LILY? I WAS TALKING
ABOUT MRS. FINNERTY.
496
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:46,539
YOU KNOW THAT'S
MY WIFE, RIGHT?
497
00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:48,508
YEAH.
498
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:52,512
YOU'RE NOT THAT SMART,
ARE YOU, BRAD?
499
00:21:57,984 --> 00:21:58,985
AH.
500
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:01,688
HI, UNCLE EDDIE.
501
00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:02,555
HEY, WHERE'S YOUR GRANDPA?
502
00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:04,457
HE THINKS WE'RE STILL
DOWN IN THE HOLE.
503
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:08,495
YEAH.
WE TIED A FLASHLIGHT
TO MR. DIRKIN'S CAT.
504
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,398
AH, I SEE YOU!
505
00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:12,999
I KNOW YOU'RE DOWN THERE.
506
00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:17,537
YOU CAN'T STAY
DOWN THERE FOREVER.
507
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,872
AND I GOT ALL NIGHT!
508
00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:20,740
HEH HEH HEH!
509
00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:22,742
I GOT YOU, YOU LITTLE
GOOD-FOR-NOTHING!
510
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:25,745
COME ON! COME ON!
AAARGH!
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