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♪ Mama had a chicken. ♪ ♪ Mama had a cow. ♪

♪ Dad was proud. ♪ ♪ He didn't care how. ♪

♪ Cow. ♪

♪ Chicken. ♪

♪ Cow and Chicken! ♪

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh! Look at all the pretty mannequins' big--what?

Oh! Look at them, brother!

Aren't they bee-yoo-tiful?

Lovely.

Why, they are so slender and pretty and tall

and just everything that...

I'll never be!

Oh, here we go again.

Ok, let me see.

Ok, I got it.

I know you hate being ugly,

but somebody has to make everyone else look good.

Moo!

Oh! Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes!

Mmm mmm!

Oh, sweetheart,

you have got it going on.

Oh, you are high styling, babe.

Those "come here, sailor" eyes,

that kiss-and-tell pout--

Hey, pal!

That is my sister you got your mitts all over.

If you know what is good for you, you--

Come now, my little meadow muffin.

My studio is just over here.

Ooh! Oh! You know it, baby!

Ooh, let me have it. Let me have it.

Oh, isn't it wonderful, big brother?

I am going to be a model.

Emile even let me

keep the beauty mark.

Hey, get real, will youse?

That was probably just some weirdo

who likes to take pictures of big, fat, ugly...

Nah!

Come on. This is our stop.

What would you do without me, Cow?

You would be nowheres.

Oh, I guess so.

Just what clown in his right mind

is going to make a fashion model

out of a two-ton slab of cheese like you?

You're probably right.

Of course I am! Just what do you see

when you look at one of these beauty mags anyway?

Oh!

Me!

Sure, it's you.

You don't think they would just put any old cow--

aacckk!

It can't be!

Holy guacamole! It's the Cow!

Moo!

Oh, ok. Ok.

No shoving, please.

You're so fabulous! I think I'm in love.

Oh, you're so chubby!

Dear diary, you ain't never gonna believe

what I am about to write down on youse.

Any questions?

Yes. May I be excused to go adjust my udder strap?

Well, by all means!

Class is dismissed early today

so we can all adjust our udder straps.

Hi, Cow. I never liked you before,

but now that you're famous, I like you a lot.

Oh, geez! It's just my stupid sister, already.

Oh! Oh!

Oh, that cow baloney is so last Tuesday.

No!

Moo!

Aah!

Moosie?

Oh, no! I'm not famous anymore!

So you got a little taste of the spotlight, huh, Cow,

and you'd like to get back there again, hmm?

Welcome to my milk bar!

♪ 10 cents a glass ♪

♪ It's not a pretty penny ♪

♪ It's 10 cents a glass ♪

♪ I have to fill ♪ ♪ so many ♪

Hmm...

I would like to go home now, Mr. Bartender.

Home?

Ha ha ha ha!

Don't you understand, Cow?

You work for me!

This seedy milk bar is your home.

Now sing!

We'll be getting some customers in here soon,

and they'll expect a show...

With milk!

♪ 10 cents a glass ♪

♪ It's not a pretty penny ♪

♪ It's 10 cents... ♪

I wonder what happened to my large sister.

♪ ...fill so many ♪

Hey, that sounds like--

Ooh! A customer.

What'll it be, pal?

Hey! Hey! That you, sis?

Oh! Don't look at me.

Hey! Hey, it's ok, sis.

Come on, let's get you out of here.

There, there, little fella.

Don't get your waddle in a knot!

How about I fix you up a nice ice-cream cone?

Ooh!

This tastes like it has a bug in it.

Well, I don't see no bug, Chicken.

Well, look a little closer!

Aah!

Aah! Aah! I can't see!

Oh, I'm visually challenged!

Aah!

Hurry! Get on! Let's go!

Hee hee! Ha ha!

Ho ho hoo hoo!

Blecch!

Ptooey!

Oh, thank you so much for saving my butt, Chicken.

Hey, no sweat, Cow.

Oh, I'm just glad

this whole thing is over.

Or, uh, maybe it's just starting.