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[slow orchestral music]
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[stone grinding]
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[slow thrumming]
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[slow ominous music]
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[slow dramatic music]
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[dogs barking]
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[dog snarls]
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[group quietly chattering]
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- [Announcer] All
right, people, let's-
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[bell rings]
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[slow music]
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- [Woman] I should have
listened to my agent.
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I just stepped in dog shit,
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and it got between my
toes, and it's humid,
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besides some dog shit.
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At least I hope it
was dog shit. [sighs]
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Ugh, seriously, I don't
know what else can go wrong
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with this picture.
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Hey, I am, I am trying,
I really am here.
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I'm holding on for dear life,
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but it's like this
universe has it out
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for this project or something.
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[dog barks]
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What?
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[dog growls]
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Hey.
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- So you emerge
from the darkness.
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You're being chased by
a cavalry as hounds.
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As you get out to the field,
the cavalry of hounds,
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they engulf you, and you
reach your hand into the sky,
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just as they come upon you.
- What?
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- And there's-
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- That is nothing like
what we rehearsed,
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nothing like what we rehearsed.
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What are you
talking about, what?
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Like, I am all about, like,
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action, okay, and-
and- and I really am,
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but we have to be,
like, it's gotta be-
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- [Director] Fuck my life.
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- Controlled. Controlled
authentic, okay?
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Nobody wants to die here, okay?
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Now, you know I love dogs, but
these dogs are super weird-
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- These dogs?
- Something's off.
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- You mean our dogs?
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- Yes.
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- Our dogs wouldn't hurt a fly.
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- Are you kidding me?
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Have you checked in with
the craft service guy?
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- Yeah, no.
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- Okay, well, let me
let you in on something.
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They couldn't
reattach his finger.
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He's down to nine,
so completely,
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please, come up with some plan
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where I get to leave here
with 10 of my fingers.
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- The only plan
I know is the one
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where it looks like
you're getting mauled,
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and that's why your
wardrobe is tailor made
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for this kind of heroism.
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- Fuck, what about the blood?
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Is the blood okay for the dog?
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- Yeah.
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- It's been green
lighted by the vet
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and everything?
- Yes, it's top-shelf organic
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pig's blood, I had
it right here, okay?
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This is, like, a five star
Michelin meal for these guys.
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- You're kidding,
right, pig's blood?
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Pig's blood, are you
fucking kidding me?
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- No.
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- So- so you want to
bathe me in pig's blood
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and send these dogs after
me and to attack me?
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Are you, are you, that's it,
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you know-
- Look, this has gotta be
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final, they've gotta have
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real hunger, okay?
- No, I can't take anymore.
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I am done.
- If they're not drooling-
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- [Announcer] That's it, wrap it
up.
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[both speaking Spanish]
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[Maria Spanish]
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[Marco speaking Spanish]
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[dogs barking]
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[dog whines]
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[dog howls]
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- [Maria] Montoya?
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[Maria speaking Spanish]
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[bat chitters]
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[bat screeches]
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[Maria Spanish]
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[dog howls]
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[crickets chirping]
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[dog whines]
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[bat chitters]
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[slow ominous music]
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[bats screeching]
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[Maria cries out]
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[dogs growling]
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- Maria?
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Come on, Maria.
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[leaves rustling]
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[slow ominous music continues]
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- Montoya?
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[dog whines]
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Montoya?
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[Maria whistles]
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[dog pants]
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[bat chitters]
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Montoya?
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[slow dramatic music]
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[dog growls]
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[leash clinks]
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[dog growls]
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[dog barks]
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[dogs howling]
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- Maria?
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[dog growls]
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[dog barks]
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[Marco speaking Spanish]
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[Maria speaking Spanish]
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[dog growls]
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[Maria grunts]
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[Maria speaking Spanish]
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[Hector speaking Spanish]
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[Maria speaking Spanish]
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[Hector speaking Spanish]
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[dogs growling]
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[cage door creaks]
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[dog barks]
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[dog continues barking]
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[dog growls]
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[Marco shouts]
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- [Maria] Marco!
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[Marco screams]
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Marco?
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[Hector speaking Spanish]
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[slow dramatic music]
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[dog growls]
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[Hector speaking Spanish]
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[Maria speaking Spanish]
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[dogs barking]
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[slow dramatic music continues]
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- Marco?
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- [Hector] Maria.
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[dog growls]
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[Hector screams]
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[dog growls]
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[Maria cries out]
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[slow dramatic music continues]
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[dog barks]
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[slow dramatic music continues]
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[dog barks]
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[glass shatters]
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[Maria pants]
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[dog snarls]
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[dog barks]
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[Hector cries out]
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[Hector screams]
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- Hector!
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[dog whines]
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[truck door slams]
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[Maria pants]
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[dog growls]
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[dog snarls]
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[Maria screams]
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[dogs barking]
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[Maria screams]
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[dogs barking]
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[dogs howling]
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[seagulls crying]
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[upbeat music]
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[howls]
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Yeah, dude, and I am bringing
five content creators, what?
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Five top content creators
to come to this island
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to save these beautiful mutts
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and give them the boozy
influencer lifestyle.
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I am Willy Wonka with
the Golden Ticket,
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and the hot young Timothรฉe
Chalamet Willy Wonka,
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not the old, creepy one.
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I'm bringing these digital
dynamos to this island
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and I'm gonna say
their names
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- Right now, drum roll.
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- First on the list.
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[slow electronic music]
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for the next generation
of busy ladies.
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[marble clatters]
[toy squeaks]
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[slow music]
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[machine whirs]
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[slow electronic music]
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And that's how you dominate
your morning ritual.
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- [Computer] Vince
Ventura mentioned you
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in his live stream, play video?
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- Play.
- [Computer] Play.
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- First on the list, the
unparalleled Killer Queen.
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You and your life
hack, beautifully meta.
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Next on the list-
- Hell, yeah.
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- Big Farmer.
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โช Stacking clucks โช
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โช Riding on this tractor,
that's what's up โช
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โช 'Sup, 'sup โช
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โช Goats in the field โช
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โช Making green all day โช
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โช Chickens in the barn โช
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โช Stacking clucks,
on this black tractor โช
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โช That's what's up โช
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โช Sun's up, goats
in the field โช
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- You gotta check this out.
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- Hey, man,
don't you see
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Big Farmer Jay dropping
some tasty bars?
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- It's super fresh.
[phone chirps]
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But so is this.
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Vince Ventura.
- Big Farmer Jay.
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- [Vince] He's inviting
you to a private island.
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- Yo, Big Farmer Jay, I can't
wait to bask in your energy.
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- Dope.
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- [Vince] And next, our very
own toxic peacock, Mason Kelly.
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[Mason laughs]
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- Vince Ventura, it's about
time you recognized real talent.
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- You flip a bird to bureaucracy
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with every block
you chain, brother.
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- I made it! [cheers]
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- But don't get too comfy
in your little ego mansion,
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okay, Mason, don't get too comfy
in your little ego mansion.
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There are a couple
more people coming,
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the Shenanigan siblings, Violet
Femme and Collins Cleverly.
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- Who the hell are they?
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[slow music]
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- [Collins] Hey, yo, V, come on.
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Get those knees up,
move a little faster.
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Come on, we're lagging
on our live stream.
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- You're the one who was late.
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- Well, I was busy
securing our future.
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Mystics, the vape company,
they're in for 10 grand.
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- Collins.
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- Hmm?
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- Our viewers are kids.
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- That is precisely why
they chose us, Violet.
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Those kids are the
18-year-olds of tomorrow.
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- [Violet] Hmm.
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- Nice tattoo design.
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Hey, you know there's
an app for this, right?
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You just, like-
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- [Violet] Dude.
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- Snap it and done in,
like, three seconds flat,
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but no shade, that's um,
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that's actually pretty legit.
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- Okay, first of all, fuck you.
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And thank you, I guess,
I kind of like it too.
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- You ready to make some magic?
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- Can you just give me a second
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to shift from tortured
artist to click bait clown?
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- Not everyone can
pull off what we do, V,
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and that's, like, the
definition of art, right-
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- [Violet] Well, I'm
pretty sure it's not art.
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- [Collins] Yeah, well,
it's also keeping the lights
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on here, so, you know,
let's raise the bar
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and brighten up the
room a little bit-
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- Ooh, ooh, what
fresh hell is this?
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- The "Not My Arms" Cake
Decorating Challenge.
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- Ooh, no, I am the arms.
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- Nope, you're
vertically challenged.
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Your face would be out of frame.
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Look, art is what we
make of it, all right?
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- Philosophical
gems from the star
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of my pits on your pendulums.
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- Well, try not to
kill my good vibes
264
00:13:03,194 --> 00:13:09,505
when we're about to go live
in five, four, three, two.
265
00:13:09,679 --> 00:13:11,637
Hey, y'all, we're gonna do
something totally insane.
266
00:13:11,812 --> 00:13:13,509
We're gonna see if we can
decorate the beautiful cake
267
00:13:13,683 --> 00:13:16,164
and have Violet
eat it in today's.
268
00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:19,341
- [Both] "Not My Hands" Cake
Decorating and Eating Challenge.
269
00:13:19,515 --> 00:13:21,560
- I will not just be
decorating this cake,
270
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,258
but I guess now eating it too.
271
00:13:23,432 --> 00:13:25,347
- But why are we like this?
272
00:13:25,521 --> 00:13:26,783
It's not gonna be Violet's
hands doing all the work.
273
00:13:26,957 --> 00:13:30,221
No, no, no, no, it's
gonna get crazy, crazy.
274
00:13:31,266 --> 00:13:32,658
[Violet laughs]
275
00:13:36,010 --> 00:13:38,490
- Oh, don't forget
the sprinkles.
276
00:13:39,796 --> 00:13:40,666
Mm, it's so good.
277
00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:42,581
- Hey, hey, Violet.
278
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,148
What do the fans think of
our performance so far?
279
00:13:44,322 --> 00:13:46,411
- Oh, "internet
royalty," thanks, guys.
280
00:13:46,585 --> 00:13:47,630
- Internet royalty.
281
00:13:47,804 --> 00:13:48,718
- Yeah, sure, we'll take it.
282
00:13:48,892 --> 00:13:50,154
- Two thumbs up, baby.
283
00:13:50,328 --> 00:13:52,809
- And, oh, an invite to
Vince Ventura's island.
284
00:13:52,983 --> 00:13:54,376
Sorry, we can't make it
'cause we're skydiving
285
00:13:54,550 --> 00:13:56,030
with Elon Musk.
- No, no, no, no.
286
00:13:56,204 --> 00:13:57,770
Hold on, dude,
that's fucking legit.
287
00:13:57,945 --> 00:13:59,860
Oh, yeah, that's from
the GOAT himself.
288
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,169
- Oh, mm-mm.
289
00:14:05,343 --> 00:14:08,564
- Yes, yes.
[slow music]
290
00:14:10,261 --> 00:14:11,523
- Looks so great.
291
00:14:11,697 --> 00:14:13,221
- It's almost iconic.
292
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:14,657
- That's a good-looking
group right there.
293
00:14:14,831 --> 00:14:16,702
Aw, man, Thalia,
you're the shit.
294
00:14:16,877 --> 00:14:18,443
- Yo, mad love, for real.
295
00:14:18,617 --> 00:14:20,010
I'm just out here
sprinkling some vibes,
296
00:14:20,184 --> 00:14:22,056
hoping you guys
make viral history.
297
00:14:22,230 --> 00:14:24,014
All right, come on, follow
me to the promised land.
298
00:14:24,188 --> 00:14:25,233
- [Jay] Let's do it.
299
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:26,582
- Let's go pet some puppies.
300
00:14:26,756 --> 00:14:28,323
[pop music playing]
301
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,980
[helicopter blades whirring]
302
00:14:34,764 --> 00:14:36,592
- [Jay] I see you with
the flashy jet playboy.
303
00:14:36,766 --> 00:14:38,420
- Well, that country
swag a little extra, yo,
304
00:14:38,594 --> 00:14:40,770
but if that's your
jam, I don't judge.
305
00:14:40,944 --> 00:14:43,294
- It kind of sounds like you do.
306
00:14:43,468 --> 00:14:45,557
- [Jay] I ain't tripping on
it, little mama. [laughs]
307
00:14:45,731 --> 00:14:47,820
- Who are you two, again,
the Chamois siblings?
308
00:14:47,995 --> 00:14:48,909
- No, no, no, we're the-
309
00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:50,127
- Actually, nevermind.
310
00:14:50,301 --> 00:14:50,998
- We're the Shenanigan siblings.
311
00:14:51,172 --> 00:14:51,912
- I don't care.
312
00:14:52,086 --> 00:14:53,652
- Yeah, we just crossed
313
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,785
four million subs
last month, actually.
314
00:14:55,959 --> 00:14:57,700
I listened to your podcast
about pulling back the wallpaper
315
00:14:57,874 --> 00:14:59,397
on the financial facade, like,
that shit was dope, dude.
316
00:14:59,571 --> 00:15:00,877
- Thanks, bro.
317
00:15:01,051 --> 00:15:04,272
- Yo, Farmer dude,
check this out.
318
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,187
That's my calling coin, a key
to the Mason Kelly kingdom.
319
00:15:06,361 --> 00:15:08,232
Scan that QR code
and bam, [snaps]
320
00:15:08,406 --> 00:15:10,278
you're one Bitcoin richer.
321
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:11,583
- [Thalia] Oh, that's lit.
322
00:15:15,892 --> 00:15:17,459
- What, you guys didn't know?
323
00:15:17,633 --> 00:15:19,026
Bananas are, like,
natural bug shields.
324
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,505
If you had watched my vids,
325
00:15:20,679 --> 00:15:21,811
you'd be clued into
this already, but hey.
326
00:15:21,985 --> 00:15:23,204
- That peel mixed with
327
00:15:23,378 --> 00:15:25,075
your perfume smell
like banana pudding.
328
00:15:28,252 --> 00:15:30,298
Damn, now I want
some banana pudding.
329
00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:32,822
- Yo, guys, peep the
flip side of the island.
330
00:15:32,996 --> 00:15:34,302
That's where we're laying
down a track system
331
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:36,434
for our trams,
pretty dope, right?
332
00:15:36,608 --> 00:15:38,306
- [Mason] It's popping.
333
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,742
- Yeah, everyone, see
that boat down there?
334
00:15:39,916 --> 00:15:41,613
That's gonna be the
Vincetopia party barge.
335
00:15:41,787 --> 00:15:43,485
It'll take people
from the city straight
336
00:15:43,659 --> 00:15:45,748
to this slice of paradise
of ours for tours.
337
00:15:45,922 --> 00:15:48,751
โช All I need is the
sun in my sight โช
338
00:15:48,925 --> 00:15:50,709
- Hey, when do we get
to meet the man himself?
339
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:54,626
- Oh, dude, Vince is just maxing
and relaxing, island-style.
340
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,063
He is counting down the seconds
341
00:15:56,237 --> 00:15:58,979
'til he gets to meet you guys.
342
00:15:59,153 --> 00:16:01,285
Oh, hey, look, there
he is now, my man.
343
00:16:01,459 --> 00:16:04,810
[upbeat music]
344
00:16:07,726 --> 00:16:11,208
[helicopter blades whirring]
345
00:16:21,131 --> 00:16:21,566
- [Killer Queen] Whoa.
346
00:16:21,871 --> 00:16:23,264
- Nice.
347
00:16:23,438 --> 00:16:24,569
- Mm-hmm.
348
00:16:24,743 --> 00:16:25,962
- This is huge for us, V.
349
00:16:26,136 --> 00:16:28,965
- Hola, my special guests.
350
00:16:29,139 --> 00:16:32,186
Welcome to Vincetopia.
351
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,926
That's right, I
colonized this bitch.
352
00:16:34,101 --> 00:16:36,538
Give it here, give it here.
353
00:16:36,712 --> 00:16:39,019
- Dude, we gotta
live stream this shit, ASAP.
354
00:16:39,193 --> 00:16:40,759
Hey, do you have wifi here?
355
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,109
- Hey, yo, Vince,
your boy wants to know
356
00:16:42,283 --> 00:16:44,154
if you got the wifi hooked up.
357
00:16:44,328 --> 00:16:45,895
- I can do you one
better, my boy.
358
00:16:46,069 --> 00:16:47,679
I got my own cell tower.
359
00:16:47,853 --> 00:16:49,464
- That's fucking dope.
[group chattering]
360
00:16:49,638 --> 00:16:51,466
- Look at that, I call
her the Iron Giant,
361
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,685
'cause she makes me cry
every time I watch her.
362
00:16:53,859 --> 00:16:55,035
It's gorgeous,
it's built by kids.
363
00:16:55,209 --> 00:16:56,297
That's legal here.
364
00:16:56,471 --> 00:16:58,299
Oh, but guess what, you guys?
365
00:16:58,473 --> 00:16:59,691
You can't use it!
366
00:17:00,866 --> 00:17:02,216
- Huh?
367
00:17:02,390 --> 00:17:04,261
- Come on, dude,
that FOMO will turn
368
00:17:04,435 --> 00:17:06,350
into JOMO, I promise.
369
00:17:06,524 --> 00:17:08,483
That's Joy of Missing Out,
it's trademarked, come on.
370
00:17:08,657 --> 00:17:10,267
I'll give you all the
dirty deets later,
371
00:17:10,441 --> 00:17:12,356
but for now, no one's
touching my sacred wifi.
372
00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:14,576
- [Mason] It's going up.
373
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,969
- He's saving his sacred wifi
for that special someone.
374
00:17:17,144 --> 00:17:18,188
- [Mason] Look at this place.
375
00:17:18,362 --> 00:17:20,147
It looks like a tropical resort.
376
00:17:20,321 --> 00:17:21,583
- [Violet] Wait, how
did you engineer this?
377
00:17:21,757 --> 00:17:23,367
- [Killer Queen] Did you
engineer this yourself?
378
00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:24,281
- Yes, the resort is
just the beginning.
379
00:17:24,455 --> 00:17:26,022
Wait 'til you the see beautiful
380
00:17:26,196 --> 00:17:27,545
doggy paradise this
island will become.
381
00:17:27,719 --> 00:17:30,418
It's a gorgeous aerial
view, you guys. [gasps]
382
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:34,987
Oh, look, look, look,
look, look, right there.
383
00:17:35,162 --> 00:17:36,554
- Hello, future citizens.
384
00:17:36,728 --> 00:17:38,252
[dog howls]
385
00:17:38,426 --> 00:17:39,166
- [Mason] What, they're
fucking wild dogs?
386
00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:41,429
- I can't wait to meet you.
387
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:45,389
Behold, these canines
are the backbone
388
00:17:45,563 --> 00:17:47,522
of our little viral odyssey.
389
00:17:47,696 --> 00:17:48,827
- German shepherds?
390
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:52,092
- Mm-hmm, yes, I see the depth
391
00:17:52,266 --> 00:17:55,138
and nuance like a fine
bourbon, impressive animals.
392
00:17:55,312 --> 00:17:56,966
- [Vince] Good eye.
393
00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:58,489
- Look at you, looking
all lush and plush.
394
00:17:58,663 --> 00:17:59,099
Oh, you my special
little fluffy-
395
00:17:59,403 --> 00:18:01,188
[dog growls]
396
00:18:01,579 --> 00:18:04,408
- Easy, easy, easy,
cowboy. [laughs]
397
00:18:04,582 --> 00:18:06,062
They'll be your best
friends soon enough,
398
00:18:06,236 --> 00:18:08,412
but for now, let's go
enjoy some hors d'oeuvres.
399
00:18:08,586 --> 00:18:09,631
- Let's give it up for
Vince, everybody. [claps]
400
00:18:09,805 --> 00:18:10,632
- All right, cute
dogs, let's go.
401
00:18:10,806 --> 00:18:11,546
- Give it up for Vince.
402
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,243
[dog barks]
403
00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:15,376
- [Vince] I'm like the
Oprah of dogs. [laughs]
404
00:18:15,550 --> 00:18:17,552
[dog growls]
405
00:18:17,726 --> 00:18:18,814
- She gotta go to the bathroom.
406
00:18:18,988 --> 00:18:22,470
- Waivers and IDs.
407
00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:24,124
- Right this way.
[group chattering]
408
00:18:24,298 --> 00:18:26,213
After you, my dudes.
409
00:18:26,387 --> 00:18:28,476
But never poop inside
there, don't poop in there.
410
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,303
After you.
411
00:18:31,174 --> 00:18:34,177
Enjoy yourself,
Vincetopia awaits.
412
00:18:37,702 --> 00:18:40,444
- Huzzah, you didn't think I'd
leave you hanging, did you?
413
00:18:40,618 --> 00:18:45,014
Feast, feast, my
internet gladiators.
414
00:18:45,188 --> 00:18:46,624
- Hey, are you wearing
the new Gucci robe?
415
00:18:46,798 --> 00:18:48,931
- That's actually Yeezy's
Messiah Collection.
416
00:18:49,105 --> 00:18:50,889
So down the hall,
417
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,065
you'll find your own
private chambers of slumber.
418
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:56,634
Tomorrow morning, we brunch
and unleash the real magic.
419
00:18:56,808 --> 00:19:00,377
Until then, Thalia and I
have some groundwork to lay
420
00:19:00,551 --> 00:19:03,598
for the main event,
so do me a favor
421
00:19:03,772 --> 00:19:07,602
and stick to the indoor
shenanigans for tonight,
422
00:19:07,776 --> 00:19:10,953
all right, indoor
shenanigans, au revoir.
423
00:19:11,127 --> 00:19:12,520
- [Jay] That food look good.
424
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:14,391
[helicopter blades whirring]
425
00:19:14,565 --> 00:19:16,088
- [Vince] Ah, there she goes.
426
00:19:16,263 --> 00:19:18,961
[slow dramatic music]
427
00:19:19,135 --> 00:19:21,442
[dogs growling]
428
00:19:25,794 --> 00:19:26,751
- I do this for a living.
429
00:19:26,925 --> 00:19:28,536
You know how many animals
430
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:29,101
I have to wrangle up?
- You wrangle dogs
431
00:19:29,276 --> 00:19:30,015
for a living?
432
00:19:30,190 --> 00:19:31,016
- I wrangle cows.
433
00:19:31,191 --> 00:19:32,627
- Tell me what you think
434
00:19:32,801 --> 00:19:33,323
about our fellow
icons of the internet.
435
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:39,199
- I feel like we've dropped down
436
00:19:39,373 --> 00:19:41,462
into the carnival of crazies,
437
00:19:41,636 --> 00:19:43,725
and Mason Kelly is
the guest of honor.
438
00:19:43,899 --> 00:19:46,858
- Yeah, he's not exactly
YouTube friendly, huh?
439
00:19:47,032 --> 00:19:50,993
- Vince Ventura, oho, I
don't trust his judgment.
440
00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:53,691
No, a kiddie pool
has more depth.
441
00:19:53,865 --> 00:19:58,130
- Oh, that was pretty cold, V.
442
00:19:58,305 --> 00:20:02,570
Okay, [clears throat] how about
we pivot to something a bit
443
00:20:06,182 --> 00:20:07,096
fluffier?
444
00:20:07,270 --> 00:20:09,403
- Huh, the dogs?
445
00:20:10,447 --> 00:20:12,406
- Thoughts?
446
00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:18,194
- Oh, I think they should stay,
and we probably shouldn't.
447
00:20:18,368 --> 00:20:20,588
- Yeah, well, yeah, you're
always way more team cat
448
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,242
than dog squad, huh?
449
00:20:22,416 --> 00:20:24,026
- No, I love the dogs.
450
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:28,509
I just think the whole
setup is sketchy.
451
00:20:28,683 --> 00:20:31,468
- Oh, nah, nah, oh, hey, yo, no.
452
00:20:31,642 --> 00:20:34,341
This is the fucking man, okay?
453
00:20:34,515 --> 00:20:36,343
He's throwing so much
money into this island
454
00:20:36,517 --> 00:20:38,780
to give these dogs a paradise.
455
00:20:38,954 --> 00:20:41,826
- It was their paradise before
his bank account showed up.
456
00:20:48,093 --> 00:20:49,443
[Collins laughs]
457
00:20:49,617 --> 00:20:51,358
- Hey, yo, what's up, Violet?
458
00:20:51,532 --> 00:20:52,272
You all good in the 'hood?
459
00:20:52,446 --> 00:20:54,186
- Yeah, I'm just gonna step out
460
00:20:54,361 --> 00:20:56,885
for a breath of the great
outdoors, you carry on.
461
00:20:57,059 --> 00:20:59,191
- Okay, but didn't Vince
issue a no go, she already.
462
00:20:59,366 --> 00:21:01,150
- Man, she don't give a.
463
00:21:01,324 --> 00:21:01,977
[group quietly chattering]
464
00:21:02,151 --> 00:21:04,196
[Violet groans]
465
00:21:13,467 --> 00:21:15,077
[dog barks]
466
00:21:15,251 --> 00:21:16,861
[dog whines]
467
00:21:17,035 --> 00:21:19,560
[dog howls]
468
00:21:21,039 --> 00:21:23,564
[dogs howling]
469
00:21:27,045 --> 00:21:29,570
[dogs barking]
470
00:21:32,268 --> 00:21:34,531
[dogs howling]
471
00:21:37,273 --> 00:21:39,319
[dog whines]
472
00:21:42,539 --> 00:21:45,325
[dog growls]
473
00:21:45,499 --> 00:21:48,806
- Aw, you're still up, huh?
474
00:21:50,025 --> 00:21:51,896
[dog whines]
475
00:21:52,070 --> 00:21:52,941
Hey.
476
00:21:55,813 --> 00:21:59,077
You don't like being locked
in this cage, do you?
477
00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:01,428
I wish I had a treat for you.
478
00:22:01,602 --> 00:22:03,952
[dog whines]
479
00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:07,999
[dog barks]
480
00:22:08,173 --> 00:22:09,261
[Violet gasps]
481
00:22:09,436 --> 00:22:12,352
[dog barks]
482
00:22:12,526 --> 00:22:14,136
[slow dramatic music]
483
00:22:14,310 --> 00:22:16,573
[dogs barking]
484
00:22:18,401 --> 00:22:19,402
Okay, nope.
485
00:22:20,185 --> 00:22:21,491
[dog barks]
486
00:22:21,665 --> 00:22:24,233
[Violet pants]
487
00:22:26,670 --> 00:22:30,500
[slow dramatic music continues]
488
00:22:31,545 --> 00:22:33,851
[twig snaps]
489
00:22:35,331 --> 00:22:37,855
[Violet pants]
490
00:22:39,770 --> 00:22:42,773
[slow dramatic music]
491
00:22:44,384 --> 00:22:45,907
[Violet gasps]
492
00:22:46,081 --> 00:22:48,953
Oh, fuck, Collins.
493
00:22:49,127 --> 00:22:50,825
- I was trying to snag
this moody shot of you.
494
00:22:50,999 --> 00:22:52,043
I figured you'd moseyed-
495
00:22:52,217 --> 00:22:53,349
- You scared the shit out of me.
496
00:22:53,523 --> 00:22:54,394
- Hey, check it out.
497
00:22:54,568 --> 00:22:56,178
- Let's check it out.
498
00:22:56,352 --> 00:22:58,746
- You were so serving
final girl energy here.
499
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,575
- Eat a dick.
500
00:23:01,749 --> 00:23:05,013
- Wow, this is, like,
mad homophobic, Violet.
501
00:23:05,187 --> 00:23:06,667
- As if being stuck on
Vince Ventura's version
502
00:23:06,841 --> 00:23:08,320
of "Survivor" isn't
shitty enough,
503
00:23:08,495 --> 00:23:11,149
you're now hiding
behind the trees,
504
00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:13,935
acting like a little
creeper, gathering content?
505
00:23:14,109 --> 00:23:17,939
I love ya, but I quit.
506
00:23:18,113 --> 00:23:19,680
- Wait, wait, wait,
whoa, whoa, so what,
507
00:23:19,854 --> 00:23:21,769
you're just gonna
go back to your cave
508
00:23:21,943 --> 00:23:23,727
and draw some pictures
for the maddening crowd?
509
00:23:23,901 --> 00:23:28,384
- At least in my cave, I don't
have to bend over for likes.
510
00:23:28,558 --> 00:23:30,995
- Look, this is
our shot, Violet.
511
00:23:31,169 --> 00:23:32,475
You're always saying
you want to make a mark,
512
00:23:32,649 --> 00:23:35,565
this is it, #savethedogs.
513
00:23:35,739 --> 00:23:36,653
- Well, that just
sounds like more risk
514
00:23:36,827 --> 00:23:38,742
and click bait to me.
515
00:23:38,916 --> 00:23:41,049
- Hey, come on, stop, Violet.
516
00:23:41,223 --> 00:23:45,009
We could sway millions, gain
followers, earn trust, like,
517
00:23:45,183 --> 00:23:46,794
that's all influence, and-
- It's suffocating for me.
518
00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:48,622
- That shit counts
for something, right?
519
00:23:48,796 --> 00:23:50,754
- Literally, what you are
describing is soul sucking,
520
00:23:50,928 --> 00:23:54,018
and I have had plenty of
that ever since I got a bar
521
00:23:54,192 --> 00:23:55,977
that I have to manage
that's falling apart,
522
00:23:56,151 --> 00:23:59,459
and I'm managing your
dreams, and I'm managing you.
523
00:24:03,767 --> 00:24:04,681
- Me?
524
00:24:05,552 --> 00:24:08,032
[slow music]
525
00:24:08,206 --> 00:24:11,645
Cool, so what am I,
some dreaded task
526
00:24:11,819 --> 00:24:14,386
between paying bills
and existential dread?
527
00:24:17,389 --> 00:24:19,217
- Like, crafting
content from the comfort
528
00:24:19,391 --> 00:24:22,394
of our little
studio, that's cool,
529
00:24:22,569 --> 00:24:24,571
and I'm cool with
that, but diving
530
00:24:24,745 --> 00:24:27,574
into the vapid creator circus,
531
00:24:28,749 --> 00:24:30,577
it's just, I can't do it.
532
00:24:33,101 --> 00:24:34,711
- All right, so look,
533
00:24:34,885 --> 00:24:35,756
maybe everyone here
is a little eccentric.
534
00:24:35,930 --> 00:24:37,497
[Violet scoffs]
535
00:24:37,671 --> 00:24:39,411
But they're as real
as it gets, Violet.
536
00:24:39,586 --> 00:24:42,719
It's okay to like them.
537
00:24:42,893 --> 00:24:45,287
They have their anxieties
and ambitions, same as you.
538
00:24:47,594 --> 00:24:49,073
I mean, have you ever considered
539
00:24:49,247 --> 00:24:51,728
that maybe you're
just a bit jealous
540
00:24:51,902 --> 00:24:54,775
because they're living life
to the fullest and you're not?
541
00:24:57,038 --> 00:25:00,520
[Violet sighs]
542
00:25:00,694 --> 00:25:02,434
- They're as real as it gets?
543
00:25:04,828 --> 00:25:07,265
They're as real as it gets?
544
00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:09,311
They're as real as it gets,
545
00:25:09,485 --> 00:25:13,707
and you're saying that I
have some psychological issue
546
00:25:13,881 --> 00:25:15,491
that's keeping me from growing
547
00:25:15,665 --> 00:25:19,669
into a real two-dimensional
creator, just like them?
548
00:25:19,843 --> 00:25:21,845
Okay, let me just try this out.
549
00:25:22,019 --> 00:25:25,501
Hi, world, it's me, Violet,
live from the intersection
550
00:25:25,675 --> 00:25:27,677
of Botox and bleached assholes.
551
00:25:27,851 --> 00:25:29,418
Drop your dignity
in the comments.
552
00:25:29,592 --> 00:25:31,507
What's up, blockchain believers?
553
00:25:31,681 --> 00:25:33,770
On this episode of the Bro
Bible, we'll teach you how
554
00:25:33,944 --> 00:25:36,556
to throw Bitcoin at
bitches, and we guarantee
555
00:25:36,730 --> 00:25:39,907
they'll either put out or
shut up. [imitates laughing]
556
00:25:40,081 --> 00:25:42,170
Don't forget to smash
the like button.
557
00:25:42,344 --> 00:25:45,303
Dude, if that is your definition
of life to the fullest,
558
00:25:45,477 --> 00:25:48,872
that is so fucking bleak.
559
00:25:49,046 --> 00:25:50,787
[Collins laughs]
560
00:25:52,093 --> 00:25:54,138
[Collins claps]
561
00:25:54,312 --> 00:25:57,098
- Oh, man, I should have been
recording on that, Violet.
562
00:25:57,272 --> 00:25:58,012
Damn, that-
563
00:25:58,186 --> 00:25:59,013
- Shut up.
564
00:25:59,187 --> 00:26:00,318
- Performance was gold.
565
00:26:00,492 --> 00:26:02,320
- Shut up, dude.
[Collins laughs]
566
00:26:02,494 --> 00:26:07,891
- Oh, major missed opportunity,
yo, "Oh, oh, duh, duh."
567
00:26:08,065 --> 00:26:09,153
- Shut up.
[Collins laughs]
568
00:26:09,327 --> 00:26:10,067
- V.
569
00:26:10,241 --> 00:26:12,200
- Yeah?
570
00:26:12,374 --> 00:26:13,897
- What- what's your play,
like, what are you gonna do?
571
00:26:14,071 --> 00:26:15,856
Are you gonna swim
back to civilization?
572
00:26:16,030 --> 00:26:18,075
- Yeah, I'm gonna swim back.
573
00:26:18,249 --> 00:26:20,295
No, I think Thalia's
my ticket out of here.
574
00:26:20,469 --> 00:26:22,297
- Thalia smells like Starbucks,
575
00:26:22,471 --> 00:26:23,341
sunscreen, and weed.
576
00:26:23,515 --> 00:26:24,386
- Collins.
577
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:25,213
- Please, just chill.
578
00:26:27,781 --> 00:26:29,347
Come on, just give it one night,
579
00:26:29,521 --> 00:26:31,959
just one little night
for me, one night-
580
00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:34,744
- Okay, fine, fine, tonight.
581
00:26:34,918 --> 00:26:37,007
But if I find myself the star
582
00:26:37,181 --> 00:26:43,492
of some sleep shaming reel,
[laughs] you are dead.
583
00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:45,015
- V, I wouldn't dream
of doing that to you,
584
00:26:45,189 --> 00:26:46,277
but, but, yes.
[bats chittering]
585
00:26:46,451 --> 00:26:47,409
If tomorrow's a flop-
586
00:26:47,583 --> 00:26:50,064
- Uh-huh?
587
00:26:50,238 --> 00:26:53,110
- We bounce together,
all right, deal?
588
00:26:53,284 --> 00:26:55,504
[Collins spits]
589
00:26:55,678 --> 00:26:56,374
Deal?
- Deal.
590
00:26:56,548 --> 00:26:57,506
- All right.
591
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,290
[door rattles]
592
00:27:02,642 --> 00:27:05,296
[waves lapping]
593
00:27:07,777 --> 00:27:08,996
- [Killer Queen]
This is so good.
594
00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:09,953
- [Mason] These are
good, right here.
595
00:27:10,127 --> 00:27:12,521
[group chattering]
596
00:27:12,695 --> 00:27:15,655
- [Jay] All right, hand
me that, hand me that.
597
00:27:15,829 --> 00:27:16,438
- [Violet] Actually,
I have a question.
598
00:27:16,612 --> 00:27:18,135
- Good morning, squad!
599
00:27:18,309 --> 00:27:20,877
[group cheers]
600
00:27:22,139 --> 00:27:23,575
NDAs are signed?
601
00:27:23,750 --> 00:27:25,273
- [Thalia] We're all clear.
- Yeah.
602
00:27:25,447 --> 00:27:26,796
- I kind of-
603
00:27:26,970 --> 00:27:27,884
- All good, I'm
off to my hideaway.
604
00:27:28,058 --> 00:27:29,277
- All righty. [claps]
605
00:27:30,626 --> 00:27:32,149
[chair creaks]
606
00:27:36,153 --> 00:27:39,461
15 years ago, this island-
607
00:27:39,635 --> 00:27:42,116
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, so are
we gonna start hugging trees
608
00:27:42,290 --> 00:27:43,944
and crying about global
warming or some shit?
609
00:27:44,118 --> 00:27:45,032
- Mason, you're
really dropping a bomb
610
00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:46,120
on my energy here, so.
611
00:27:49,079 --> 00:27:50,385
- You're right, you're right.
612
00:27:52,822 --> 00:27:55,390
[Vince breathes deeply]
613
00:27:55,564 --> 00:27:58,785
- 15 years ago, this island
614
00:27:58,959 --> 00:28:01,701
that we are on right
now became the setting
615
00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:05,139
for a Hollywood horror
story starring the legendary
616
00:28:05,313 --> 00:28:08,838
Hayden Hearst and a
pack of rabid dogs.
617
00:28:09,012 --> 00:28:10,492
The film was never finished
618
00:28:10,666 --> 00:28:13,625
because the animal trainers
just, poof, [snaps]
619
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,802
they vanished, never
to be seen again,
620
00:28:15,976 --> 00:28:18,718
and the dogs were
sadly abandoned,
621
00:28:18,892 --> 00:28:22,809
left
to rule this island.
622
00:28:22,983 --> 00:28:23,940
- So is there, like, an animals'
actors guild or something?
623
00:28:24,114 --> 00:28:25,072
[group laughs]
624
00:28:25,246 --> 00:28:26,073
- Nah, I tried that once.
625
00:28:26,247 --> 00:28:27,901
I had this capybara.
626
00:28:28,075 --> 00:28:29,467
This motherfucker was,
like, a thespian genius.
627
00:28:29,641 --> 00:28:32,079
โช Capybara, capybara... โช
628
00:28:32,253 --> 00:28:33,950
- But they wouldn't let
him get his SAG card,
629
00:28:34,124 --> 00:28:35,735
something about no shrews
policy or some shit like that.
630
00:28:35,909 --> 00:28:37,040
- Yeah, it makes a lot of sense.
631
00:28:37,214 --> 00:28:38,868
Capybaras are rodents.
632
00:28:39,042 --> 00:28:40,696
- Oh, excuse the fuck out of me,
633
00:28:40,870 --> 00:28:44,178
your royal highness
of Rodent-ial ecology.
634
00:28:44,352 --> 00:28:46,180
- Hey, guys, do me a favor.
[group laughs]
635
00:28:46,354 --> 00:28:47,529
We're not here to talk
about the capybara paradise.
636
00:28:47,703 --> 00:28:50,401
This is actually about building.
637
00:28:50,575 --> 00:28:53,056
[watch beeps]
638
00:28:53,230 --> 00:28:55,798
[group laughs]
639
00:28:57,757 --> 00:28:59,759
- Is that an A-train?
640
00:28:59,933 --> 00:29:03,458
- That is a sky tram with doggy
dispensaries at every stop.
641
00:29:03,632 --> 00:29:06,591
But this isn't about the
treats and tummy rubs,
642
00:29:06,766 --> 00:29:08,768
though there will be, [laughs]
there will be a lot of that.
643
00:29:08,942 --> 00:29:11,858
No, this is about
transforming these dogs
644
00:29:12,032 --> 00:29:14,556
from ragged to radiant,
645
00:29:14,730 --> 00:29:16,863
and then releasing them
to live out the rest
646
00:29:17,037 --> 00:29:21,302
of their days in the land
of Milk-Bones and honey.
647
00:29:21,476 --> 00:29:23,173
- Um, can you just circle back,
648
00:29:23,347 --> 00:29:25,523
'cause what are we
supposed to be doing here?
649
00:29:25,697 --> 00:29:26,263
Why are we here?
650
00:29:27,699 --> 00:29:28,352
- Great question.
651
00:29:28,526 --> 00:29:30,485
- Thank you.
652
00:29:30,659 --> 00:29:36,447
- We are here for the Great
Canine Crusade Challenge.
653
00:29:36,621 --> 00:29:40,930
It will be ubiquitous, it
will be part of the zeitgeist.
654
00:29:41,104 --> 00:29:43,585
We will join forces to help
rescue the free roaming dogs
655
00:29:43,759 --> 00:29:45,456
of this island.
656
00:29:45,630 --> 00:29:51,201
It's a race, the twist, whoever
bags the most tail waggers
657
00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:53,725
will be winning the deed
to this entire island.
658
00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:55,945
- Shit.
[group chattering]
659
00:29:58,208 --> 00:29:59,819
- And the best part?
660
00:29:59,993 --> 00:30:02,038
I have rigged cameras
all over the island,
661
00:30:02,212 --> 00:30:04,171
which I will
personally be editing
662
00:30:04,345 --> 00:30:07,739
into an epic eight-part saga.
663
00:30:07,914 --> 00:30:09,524
[group cheers]
664
00:30:09,698 --> 00:30:11,613
- Shit, hey, I'm in,
I'm in, you got me.
665
00:30:11,787 --> 00:30:13,441
[group laughs]
666
00:30:13,615 --> 00:30:15,356
- Hold up, I'm trying
to understand this.
667
00:30:15,530 --> 00:30:20,796
So you are turning a wild
dog chase into a reality show
668
00:30:20,970 --> 00:30:22,276
under the guise of
animal activism,
669
00:30:22,450 --> 00:30:23,755
when really, it's
just about the clicks.
670
00:30:23,930 --> 00:30:25,366
That's what I'm hearing.
671
00:30:25,540 --> 00:30:27,194
- Well, I mean, the
clicks are just the gravy.
672
00:30:27,368 --> 00:30:28,804
But since we're on
the topic of subs,
673
00:30:28,978 --> 00:30:30,762
I guess let's dive into it.
674
00:30:30,937 --> 00:30:32,939
Whether or not you are the one
that snags the grand prize,
675
00:30:33,113 --> 00:30:35,289
you will be a
winner, regardless.
676
00:30:35,463 --> 00:30:37,639
Once we finish this video,
we will be premiering it
677
00:30:37,813 --> 00:30:44,211
across the globe exclusively
on your channels.
678
00:30:44,385 --> 00:30:46,039
- [Jay] Yeah, yes.
[group chattering]
679
00:30:46,213 --> 00:30:47,431
- So you will be riding a
sort of subscriber tsunami.
680
00:30:47,605 --> 00:30:49,390
[group laughs]
681
00:30:49,564 --> 00:30:51,653
It'll be a sort of, you
know, a success explosion
682
00:30:51,827 --> 00:30:53,350
in three, two, one.
683
00:30:53,524 --> 00:30:54,525
- Boom.
684
00:30:54,699 --> 00:30:55,570
- Boom.
[group laughs]
685
00:30:55,744 --> 00:30:56,571
- [Jay] I'm with that.
686
00:30:56,745 --> 00:30:57,528
- Hold on, for real?
687
00:30:57,702 --> 00:30:59,661
- Yeah, for real.
688
00:30:59,835 --> 00:31:01,750
- You think I'm gonna play
wild dog catcher out there,
689
00:31:01,924 --> 00:31:03,447
out in that fucking jungle?
690
00:31:03,621 --> 00:31:06,146
- Mason, buddy, brother.
691
00:31:07,974 --> 00:31:09,584
You're our alpha wolf.
692
00:31:10,672 --> 00:31:11,978
- Facts.
693
00:31:12,152 --> 00:31:12,674
- [Vince] What's up, yes.
694
00:31:12,848 --> 00:31:14,589
- [Mason] All right.
695
00:31:14,763 --> 00:31:16,634
- Big Farmer Jay, buddy,
you're our animal expert,
696
00:31:16,808 --> 00:31:18,506
and Killer Queen, your
hilarious little life hacks are
697
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:19,986
definitely gonna come
in handy out there.
698
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,465
- Oh, they're not
supposed to be funny.
699
00:31:21,639 --> 00:31:23,685
- You made a sushi roll
kit out of a dildo.
700
00:31:23,859 --> 00:31:24,947
[Mason laughs]
701
00:31:25,121 --> 00:31:26,557
And Violet Femme-
702
00:31:26,731 --> 00:31:28,298
- My god, now my
name's gonna be linked
703
00:31:28,472 --> 00:31:29,473
to a dildo sushi roller
for the rest of my life.
704
00:31:29,647 --> 00:31:31,693
- Your straight
shooting persona,
705
00:31:31,867 --> 00:31:34,696
mixed with Collins' effervescent
Matthew McConaughey energy,
706
00:31:34,870 --> 00:31:35,827
it's like lightening
in a bottle.
707
00:31:36,002 --> 00:31:36,916
- Well, thank you so much.
708
00:31:37,394 --> 00:31:38,656
- One of those dogs
tried to
709
00:31:39,048 --> 00:31:41,268
bust out of its
cage last night and bite me.
710
00:31:41,616 --> 00:31:42,399
- Wait, what?
711
00:31:42,573 --> 00:31:44,271
- For real?
- What?
712
00:31:44,445 --> 00:31:45,620
- I specifically said
no nighttime strolls.
713
00:31:45,794 --> 00:31:46,577
- I think you're
missing the headline.
714
00:31:46,751 --> 00:31:48,231
- Okay, listen.
715
00:31:48,405 --> 00:31:50,930
[table bangs]
[silverware clatters]
716
00:31:51,104 --> 00:31:52,366
Do you want to win a
fucking island or not?
717
00:31:52,540 --> 00:31:53,715
- It was, like, foaming
around its mouth.
718
00:31:53,889 --> 00:31:54,629
I think it has rabies.
719
00:31:54,803 --> 00:31:55,804
Are you a vet?
720
00:31:55,978 --> 00:31:56,936
- Whoa, whoa, timeout, timeout.
721
00:31:57,110 --> 00:31:58,807
Are we talking rabies here?
722
00:31:58,981 --> 00:32:00,287
Because that's a game changer-
723
00:32:00,461 --> 00:32:02,158
- I don't tangle with
no rabies, big dog.
724
00:32:02,332 --> 00:32:04,073
That's some serious shit.
725
00:32:04,247 --> 00:32:05,814
- They're not monsters,
what are you so afraid of?
726
00:32:05,988 --> 00:32:07,729
They are puppy dogs.
727
00:32:07,903 --> 00:32:10,166
Just come out, come on,
I'll show you, all right?
728
00:32:10,340 --> 00:32:13,256
Let's meet the pups,
these rabies monsters.
729
00:32:13,430 --> 00:32:14,910
Right this way,
follow the sausage,
730
00:32:15,084 --> 00:32:16,651
the one in my
hand, not my pants.
731
00:32:16,825 --> 00:32:18,479
[dogs whining]
[group chattering]
732
00:32:18,653 --> 00:32:19,480
They get a little bit groggy.
733
00:32:19,654 --> 00:32:20,698
It's the morning, dudes.
734
00:32:20,872 --> 00:32:22,483
Give them some time to wake up.
735
00:32:22,657 --> 00:32:25,268
[dogs whining]
736
00:32:25,442 --> 00:32:27,923
Aw, there's our little baby.
737
00:32:28,097 --> 00:32:30,665
Hi, baby boy, they're so sweet.
738
00:32:30,839 --> 00:32:32,884
- [Jay] Yeah.
739
00:32:33,059 --> 00:32:34,190
- Sweet, that's the noise
they make when they love you.
740
00:32:34,364 --> 00:32:36,279
Hi, little puppy
dog. See, guys, here.
741
00:32:36,453 --> 00:32:37,541
[gate chimes]
742
00:32:37,715 --> 00:32:38,716
- [Jay] Oh, letting them out?
743
00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:40,501
- See?
[dog growls]
744
00:32:40,675 --> 00:32:42,416
Whoa, whoa, okay, okay,
[laughs] all right.
745
00:32:44,244 --> 00:32:46,420
We call this one Spike, see?
746
00:32:48,813 --> 00:32:52,208
Hi, Spike, you want a, he's
a good boy, he's a good boy.
747
00:32:54,210 --> 00:32:56,517
See, he's nicer than I remember.
748
00:32:56,691 --> 00:32:58,910
Hi, Spikey, who's a good
boy, who's a good boy?
749
00:32:59,085 --> 00:33:00,477
[dog barks]
750
00:33:00,651 --> 00:33:02,001
Who's a good
homeless jungle dog?
751
00:33:02,175 --> 00:33:02,871
[Vince screams]
752
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,743
[group shouting]
753
00:33:05,917 --> 00:33:07,223
- [Mason] Oh, shit.
754
00:33:07,397 --> 00:33:10,270
[group screaming]
755
00:33:11,967 --> 00:33:13,664
[Vince screams]
756
00:33:13,838 --> 00:33:15,797
- He's just got his
ass eaten out by these-
757
00:33:15,971 --> 00:33:16,624
[group screams]
758
00:33:16,798 --> 00:33:18,321
- Shit.
759
00:33:18,495 --> 00:33:22,108
[slow dramatic music]
[group yelling]
760
00:33:28,331 --> 00:33:29,071
[doors slamming]
761
00:33:29,419 --> 00:33:30,507
[dog snarls]
762
00:33:30,681 --> 00:33:31,987
- [Killer Queen] Go, go, go, go!
763
00:33:32,161 --> 00:33:33,249
We gotta get in,
we gotta get in.
764
00:33:33,423 --> 00:33:35,730
- Oh, my god.
[group chattering]
765
00:33:35,904 --> 00:33:37,036
He's gonna bust in.
766
00:33:37,210 --> 00:33:39,081
- I'm done, I'm done, I'm out.
767
00:33:41,823 --> 00:33:43,129
[door bangs]
768
00:33:43,303 --> 00:33:44,608
- Is that door gonna hold?
769
00:33:44,782 --> 00:33:46,567
- [Killer Queen]
Not much longer.
770
00:33:46,741 --> 00:33:47,263
- [Violet] Maybe we ought
to block the doors, guys.
771
00:33:47,437 --> 00:33:48,134
- [Mason] He's dead.
772
00:33:48,482 --> 00:33:49,787
- Oh, shit.
773
00:33:49,961 --> 00:33:50,875
- [faint music
playing on speaker]
774
00:33:51,180 --> 00:33:52,007
- [Mason] Do you hear them?
775
00:33:52,181 --> 00:33:52,877
- Oh, god, he's out there.
776
00:33:53,052 --> 00:33:54,923
He's out there somewhere.
777
00:33:55,097 --> 00:33:57,056
- [Collins] Yo, Farmer
Jay, be careful over there.
778
00:33:57,230 --> 00:33:59,406
- [computer voice in background]
779
00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:01,495
It's a sanctuary and safari,
an adventure rolled into one.
780
00:34:01,669 --> 00:34:03,236
- [Collins] Hey, do
you see anything?
781
00:34:03,410 --> 00:34:04,759
- [Computer] Here,
dogs of every shape-
782
00:34:04,933 --> 00:34:05,716
- [Collins] Farmer Jay,
do you see something?
783
00:34:05,890 --> 00:34:07,631
- [Jay] No.
784
00:34:07,805 --> 00:34:09,546
- [Computer] Inviting you
to join them, join them-
785
00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:11,374
- [Collins] Is it locked?
786
00:34:11,548 --> 00:34:13,376
[Jay sighs]
787
00:34:13,550 --> 00:34:13,942
- [Killer Queen] Stay right
there, stay right there.
788
00:34:14,116 --> 00:34:15,074
- Oh, fuck.
789
00:34:15,248 --> 00:34:16,553
- [Mason] Come on.
790
00:34:16,727 --> 00:34:17,641
- [Jay] There's
nothing out there.
791
00:34:17,815 --> 00:34:19,208
- [Violet] You sure?
792
00:34:19,382 --> 00:34:21,297
- Oh, shit, hmm mm.
793
00:34:22,951 --> 00:34:24,518
- [Collins] Oh! [glass shatters]
794
00:34:25,693 --> 00:34:27,521
Oh, oh!
795
00:34:27,695 --> 00:34:29,305
- [Killer Queen] Oh, shit.
796
00:34:29,479 --> 00:34:30,089
- [Violet] Collins, watch out!
[dog barks]
797
00:34:30,263 --> 00:34:30,959
- Violet, oh, my god.
798
00:34:31,133 --> 00:34:32,439
[group shouting]
799
00:34:32,613 --> 00:34:33,962
[dog barks]
800
00:34:34,136 --> 00:34:35,877
I got it, I got
it, I got it, hey.
801
00:34:36,051 --> 00:34:37,879
[vase shatters]
802
00:34:38,053 --> 00:34:39,446
[dog moans]
803
00:34:39,620 --> 00:34:41,665
- [Violet] Collins, move.
804
00:34:41,839 --> 00:34:43,754
[all shouting]
805
00:34:43,928 --> 00:34:46,235
[dog barks]
806
00:34:46,409 --> 00:34:47,671
- [Mason] This one is for Vince,
807
00:34:47,845 --> 00:34:49,282
you motherfucker.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
808
00:34:49,456 --> 00:34:49,891
- What are you doing?
- Chill!
809
00:34:50,065 --> 00:34:51,675
[group shouting]
810
00:34:51,849 --> 00:34:55,026
[Jay yells]
811
00:34:55,201 --> 00:34:56,332
- [Collins] Shit!
812
00:34:56,506 --> 00:34:57,768
- [Killer Queen] Oh, shit!
813
00:34:57,942 --> 00:34:58,900
- [Jay] You motherfucker.
814
00:34:59,074 --> 00:35:01,424
[Collins screams]
815
00:35:01,598 --> 00:35:03,687
- [Violet] Collins, Collins!
[group shouting]
816
00:35:03,861 --> 00:35:04,558
- Get the fuck off!
- Get him, get him!
817
00:35:04,732 --> 00:35:05,863
- Get the fuck off me!
818
00:35:06,037 --> 00:35:08,388
[dog barks]
[group yelling]
819
00:35:10,781 --> 00:35:12,609
- [Killer Queen] Get
him, get him, get him,
820
00:35:12,783 --> 00:35:15,221
stupid motherfucker, go!
821
00:35:15,395 --> 00:35:16,570
- [Collins] Mason!
822
00:35:16,744 --> 00:35:19,181
[group shouting]
823
00:35:21,966 --> 00:35:23,316
[dog barks]
824
00:35:23,490 --> 00:35:24,143
- Don't just
fucking stand there.
825
00:35:24,317 --> 00:35:26,580
Let's go, get out.
826
00:35:26,754 --> 00:35:28,277
- Let's go, let's go, let's go!
827
00:35:28,451 --> 00:35:29,409
- [Mason] Let's go
to the wine cellar!
828
00:35:29,583 --> 00:35:30,410
[Collins cries out]
829
00:35:30,584 --> 00:35:32,586
- [Violet] Collins!
830
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:33,717
- Collins, get the fuck up!
831
00:35:33,891 --> 00:35:34,631
[Collins screams]
832
00:35:34,805 --> 00:35:36,764
- What the fuck?
833
00:35:36,938 --> 00:35:38,069
- [Jay] No, the dog's fucking
him, the dog's fucking him.
834
00:35:38,244 --> 00:35:39,288
- I do not consent.
835
00:35:39,462 --> 00:35:40,681
- [Jay] Stop fucking my friend.
836
00:35:40,855 --> 00:35:43,945
- Hang on, I have an idea.
[group yelling]
837
00:35:44,119 --> 00:35:46,121
I have the fire extinguisher.
838
00:35:46,295 --> 00:35:47,905
Get ready for the
smoke show, bitch.
839
00:35:48,079 --> 00:35:49,298
- Let's go!
840
00:35:50,473 --> 00:35:51,735
[slow dramatic music]
841
00:35:51,909 --> 00:35:53,433
[dog growls]
842
00:35:53,607 --> 00:35:55,826
[dog barks]
843
00:35:59,395 --> 00:36:00,396
- [Mason] Hurry up!
844
00:36:00,570 --> 00:36:02,268
- I'm trying to move fast.
845
00:36:02,442 --> 00:36:03,182
Come on, Collins.
- [Jay] Hey, what's that?
846
00:36:03,356 --> 00:36:05,532
I don't even know what that was.
847
00:36:05,706 --> 00:36:06,750
- [Violet] Come on.
848
00:36:06,924 --> 00:36:07,969
- [Mason] What is this shit?
849
00:36:08,143 --> 00:36:09,536
- Lean on me.
850
00:36:09,710 --> 00:36:10,537
- Pretty good,
it's not that bad.
851
00:36:10,711 --> 00:36:11,494
- Quick, we need
to sterilize it.
852
00:36:11,668 --> 00:36:13,192
Oh, my god.
853
00:36:13,366 --> 00:36:15,063
- Look, here, use this.
- Oh, you're bleeding.
854
00:36:15,237 --> 00:36:18,066
- We gotta Hawk Tuah
sanitize that thing.
855
00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:19,067
[Collins groans]
856
00:36:19,241 --> 00:36:20,199
[group chattering]
857
00:36:20,373 --> 00:36:21,765
Shit, I'm helping.
858
00:36:21,939 --> 00:36:23,898
No time for niceties, bro.
859
00:36:24,072 --> 00:36:25,943
- [Violet] Anybody got a
rag or a shirt or something?
860
00:36:26,117 --> 00:36:26,857
- Here, take this.
861
00:36:27,031 --> 00:36:28,642
- Thanks.
862
00:36:28,816 --> 00:36:30,557
- So Thalia's the only person
863
00:36:30,731 --> 00:36:31,906
that got connection with
the outside world, right?
864
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:33,647
So we ought to
holler at her and see
865
00:36:33,821 --> 00:36:35,083
if she can get in touch
with the Navy SEALs,
866
00:36:35,257 --> 00:36:36,519
or Seal the singer,
867
00:36:36,693 --> 00:36:38,129
somebody to help us get
the fuck up out of here.
868
00:36:38,304 --> 00:36:39,435
- Does that hurt?
869
00:36:39,609 --> 00:36:40,567
- But how are we
gonna get to her, bro?
870
00:36:42,221 --> 00:36:43,831
- Hey, window.
871
00:36:48,270 --> 00:36:51,534
- Great idea, but we're
gonna need some weapons
872
00:36:51,708 --> 00:36:53,493
or something to fight them.
- True.
873
00:36:56,365 --> 00:36:59,803
- You know what, yeah, this
nine iron would do real good.
874
00:36:59,977 --> 00:37:01,457
Pow, bitch.
875
00:37:01,631 --> 00:37:02,502
[Mason screams]
[glass shatters]
876
00:37:03,242 --> 00:37:03,938
- Oh, my god.
877
00:37:04,112 --> 00:37:05,200
- Mason.
878
00:37:05,374 --> 00:37:06,462
- What's wrong with you?
879
00:37:06,636 --> 00:37:08,595
- What the fuck, man?
- Here.
880
00:37:10,858 --> 00:37:12,512
Give me that shit.
881
00:37:12,686 --> 00:37:15,166
- This some Secret Santa shit?
882
00:37:15,341 --> 00:37:16,907
Man, your ass is crazy.
883
00:37:17,081 --> 00:37:19,693
Come on, man, hoist me up here
884
00:37:19,867 --> 00:37:22,043
so I can see if I can
get a lay of the land.
885
00:37:22,217 --> 00:37:22,957
- Okay, all right.
886
00:37:23,131 --> 00:37:23,871
- Come on.
887
00:37:24,045 --> 00:37:25,351
[Mason grunts]
888
00:37:25,525 --> 00:37:26,917
- Yeah, what do you see?
889
00:37:27,091 --> 00:37:28,484
- All right, hold on.
890
00:37:28,658 --> 00:37:30,530
- You see anything?
891
00:37:32,445 --> 00:37:33,141
[birds chirping]
892
00:37:33,315 --> 00:37:35,143
[Jay grunts]
893
00:37:35,317 --> 00:37:37,624
Shit, you're fucking heavy, bro.
894
00:37:37,798 --> 00:37:38,929
What do you see?
895
00:37:39,103 --> 00:37:39,843
- [Killer Queen] Oh, careful.
896
00:37:40,017 --> 00:37:41,062
- [Mason] Come on.
897
00:37:41,236 --> 00:37:42,498
- [Killer Queen] You got it?
898
00:37:42,672 --> 00:37:43,499
- Bro.
- You need some help?
899
00:37:43,673 --> 00:37:45,632
- [Violet] Guys, keep it down.
900
00:37:45,806 --> 00:37:46,372
- [Mason] 'Cause you ain't
light, bro, what do you see?
901
00:37:46,546 --> 00:37:48,374
[Violet speaks softly]
902
00:37:48,548 --> 00:37:49,070
- [Killer Queen] What's
going on, you see anything?
903
00:37:49,244 --> 00:37:50,289
- [Violet] Keep it down.
904
00:37:50,463 --> 00:37:51,202
- [Mason] You see anything?
905
00:37:51,377 --> 00:37:53,640
[dog growls]
906
00:37:57,905 --> 00:38:00,342
- Hey, big fella.
[nervous laughter]
907
00:38:04,259 --> 00:38:04,868
How you doing?
908
00:38:05,042 --> 00:38:07,088
[dog growls]
909
00:38:07,262 --> 00:38:08,132
Easy, bitch.
910
00:38:08,307 --> 00:38:10,744
[dog snarls]
911
00:38:10,918 --> 00:38:13,399
Ahhh!
912
00:38:13,573 --> 00:38:14,443
[glass splicing]
913
00:38:14,617 --> 00:38:16,532
[dog shrieks]
914
00:38:16,706 --> 00:38:17,838
- [Killer Queen] What the
hell is going on up there
915
00:38:18,012 --> 00:38:19,100
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Are you good?
916
00:38:19,274 --> 00:38:20,580
- I didn't mean to do it, oh.
917
00:38:21,363 --> 00:38:22,930
[dog growls]
918
00:38:23,104 --> 00:38:25,193
Oh, shit, oh, no, oh,
no, oh, no, no, no.
919
00:38:25,367 --> 00:38:26,934
Reel me in, reel me in.
920
00:38:27,108 --> 00:38:27,674
Come on, come on, come on.
- Okay, okay, okay, everyone.
921
00:38:27,848 --> 00:38:29,589
- Come on, pull me, pull.
922
00:38:29,763 --> 00:38:30,938
Oh, no, no, no, no.
923
00:38:31,112 --> 00:38:32,200
Oh, no, no, no!
924
00:38:32,374 --> 00:38:33,201
- Oh, shit.
925
00:38:33,375 --> 00:38:34,855
[Jay thuds]
926
00:38:35,029 --> 00:38:36,683
- [Killer Queen] Sorry, buddy.
927
00:38:36,857 --> 00:38:37,553
- [Jay] It almost bit
my goddamn face off
928
00:38:37,727 --> 00:38:39,207
- It's all right, get up.
929
00:38:39,381 --> 00:38:40,164
- You good?
- You're good, you're good.
- Fuck.
930
00:38:40,339 --> 00:38:41,383
- [Violet] That was stupid.
931
00:38:41,557 --> 00:38:42,297
- [Jay] It's a
wild one out there
932
00:38:42,471 --> 00:38:43,994
patrolling the perimeter.
933
00:38:44,168 --> 00:38:45,344
- [Killer Queen] How far is
it to Thalia's from here?
934
00:38:45,518 --> 00:38:46,214
- [Mason] What, you think
you're gonna outrun a dog?
935
00:38:46,388 --> 00:38:47,389
- [Violet] Guys, I'll go.
936
00:38:47,563 --> 00:38:48,390
- Yeah, good one.
937
00:38:49,086 --> 00:38:50,610
- Actually, I can go with her.
938
00:38:50,784 --> 00:38:52,133
- [Mason] Sure you can, dude.
939
00:38:52,307 --> 00:38:54,222
- Yeah, me too, I can move fast.
940
00:38:56,050 --> 00:38:57,268
[slow music]
941
00:38:57,443 --> 00:38:58,052
- All right, look, we're
gonna have to, like,
942
00:38:58,226 --> 00:38:59,445
run interference, okay?
943
00:38:59,619 --> 00:39:01,272
I'll set up a distraction,
944
00:39:01,447 --> 00:39:04,493
and that way you'd be able
to move around them. [sighs]
945
00:39:04,667 --> 00:39:06,365
- [Mason] You gonna be okay
946
00:39:06,539 --> 00:39:07,148
back there, buddy?
- Hang on, I have an idea.
947
00:39:07,322 --> 00:39:08,454
We need a distraction.
948
00:39:08,628 --> 00:39:11,108
[slow music continues]
949
00:39:11,282 --> 00:39:12,240
[toy squeaks]
950
00:39:12,414 --> 00:39:14,111
- What the fuck is this?
951
00:39:14,285 --> 00:39:16,070
[toy squeaks]
952
00:39:16,244 --> 00:39:18,072
- Oh, shit, all right, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
953
00:39:18,246 --> 00:39:20,379
I see what this is.
[toy squeaks]
954
00:39:20,553 --> 00:39:21,902
- Mm-hmm.
955
00:39:22,076 --> 00:39:24,818
[slow dramatic music]
956
00:39:24,992 --> 00:39:26,689
Why do you get "Game of
Thrones" wine bottle bandolier
957
00:39:26,863 --> 00:39:28,691
and I'm stuck milking Pikachu?
[toy squeaks]
958
00:39:28,865 --> 00:39:31,955
- Just make sure you don't do
it in the fucking house, man.
959
00:39:32,129 --> 00:39:33,914
- I know, I know, I'm
not a fucking idiot.
960
00:39:34,088 --> 00:39:37,483
- The jury's still deliberating
on that one, playboy.
961
00:39:37,657 --> 00:39:40,311
[birds trilling]
962
00:39:44,838 --> 00:39:46,622
[Collins moans]
963
00:39:46,796 --> 00:39:48,494
- Oh, shit, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
964
00:39:50,234 --> 00:39:51,845
Fuck, that hurts, my ankle.
965
00:39:53,890 --> 00:39:54,456
- Just sit down.
966
00:39:56,110 --> 00:39:57,981
- No, it's, my ankle's fucked.
967
00:39:58,155 --> 00:40:00,201
Here, I'll just hold it
down here and you go.
968
00:40:00,375 --> 00:40:01,332
Just come back for me.
969
00:40:02,290 --> 00:40:03,944
[slow music]
970
00:40:04,118 --> 00:40:06,729
- Okay, okay.
- All right.
971
00:40:06,903 --> 00:40:08,296
- I swear to god, bro, I'm out.
972
00:40:08,470 --> 00:40:09,993
As soon as I get out of here,
973
00:40:10,167 --> 00:40:11,995
I'm getting a one way
flight, I don't give a shit-
974
00:40:12,169 --> 00:40:13,214
- Shut your ass up.
975
00:40:13,388 --> 00:40:14,128
- Man, you shut the fuck up.
976
00:40:14,302 --> 00:40:15,216
[toy squeaks]
977
00:40:15,390 --> 00:40:16,130
What?
[dog growls]
978
00:40:16,304 --> 00:40:16,826
- Oh, oh.
979
00:40:19,307 --> 00:40:20,047
Go, go.
980
00:40:20,221 --> 00:40:22,484
[dog growls]
981
00:40:22,658 --> 00:40:24,007
Hurry up, stupid.
982
00:40:27,228 --> 00:40:29,796
[dog whines]
983
00:40:29,970 --> 00:40:32,233
[slow dramatic music]
984
00:40:33,408 --> 00:40:35,454
[dog growls]
985
00:40:38,108 --> 00:40:39,545
I think he saw me.
986
00:40:40,502 --> 00:40:42,852
[dog growls]
987
00:40:44,201 --> 00:40:45,333
- Get down.
988
00:40:46,726 --> 00:40:49,293
[dog continues growling]
989
00:40:55,430 --> 00:40:56,953
[Killer Queen sighs]
990
00:41:01,175 --> 00:41:02,306
[slow dramatic music]
991
00:41:02,481 --> 00:41:03,525
- Oh, fuck.
992
00:41:03,699 --> 00:41:04,744
- Fuck.
993
00:41:06,528 --> 00:41:09,400
- Psst, go, go, go, come on.
994
00:41:09,575 --> 00:41:11,098
[foliage rustles]
995
00:41:11,272 --> 00:41:12,752
[toy squeaks]
996
00:41:12,926 --> 00:41:15,755
Fuck, be quiet, fuck.
[toy squeaks]
997
00:41:19,410 --> 00:41:20,324
[Violet gasps]
998
00:41:20,499 --> 00:41:22,065
[dog growls]
999
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:25,068
[Killer Queen trembles]
1000
00:41:25,242 --> 00:41:27,201
- Go, go, run!
1001
00:41:27,375 --> 00:41:29,551
[slow dramatic music continues]
1002
00:41:29,725 --> 00:41:31,161
- Quick, we gotta hide!
1003
00:41:34,121 --> 00:41:35,165
- Oh, my god.
1004
00:41:44,566 --> 00:41:46,916
[dog whines]
1005
00:41:50,267 --> 00:41:51,834
[dog whines]
1006
00:41:52,008 --> 00:41:54,576
[Violet whimpers]
1007
00:41:57,274 --> 00:41:59,146
[footsteps pattering]
1008
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,670
[dog whines]
1009
00:42:04,281 --> 00:42:06,588
[dog growls]
1010
00:42:10,461 --> 00:42:13,029
[Violet whimpers]
1011
00:42:14,465 --> 00:42:16,816
[dog growls]
1012
00:42:18,861 --> 00:42:21,342
[toy squeaks]
1013
00:42:21,516 --> 00:42:24,258
[dog growls]
1014
00:42:24,432 --> 00:42:26,216
[toy squeaks]
1015
00:42:26,390 --> 00:42:28,654
- Well, if you want to
catch the eye of the dog,
1016
00:42:28,828 --> 00:42:30,743
you gotta give them a
performance they can't ignore.
1017
00:42:30,917 --> 00:42:31,395
- What are you talking about?
1018
00:42:31,570 --> 00:42:32,832
[Jay shouts]
1019
00:42:33,006 --> 00:42:36,226
[toy squeaks]
1020
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,707
- All right, all right.
โช You are here now โช
1021
00:42:38,881 --> 00:42:40,100
โช I just want you more โช
1022
00:42:40,274 --> 00:42:42,885
โช Right here on the floor โช
1023
00:42:43,059 --> 00:42:44,626
โช Oh, oh, oh โช
1024
00:42:46,454 --> 00:42:50,153
[Jay continues singing loudly]
1025
00:42:51,590 --> 00:42:53,374
โช Hey, hey โช
1026
00:42:53,548 --> 00:42:54,505
- I gotta hook you up
with my boy, Giuseppe, yo.
1027
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:55,898
- Nah, I'm cool.
1028
00:42:56,072 --> 00:42:56,943
- Are you sure?
1029
00:42:57,117 --> 00:42:58,118
He cooks in the lab.
1030
00:42:58,292 --> 00:42:59,815
- This shit ain't working.
1031
00:42:59,989 --> 00:43:01,469
[foliage snaps]
1032
00:43:04,037 --> 00:43:04,733
[dog barks]
1033
00:43:04,907 --> 00:43:05,821
- Oh, shit.
1034
00:43:05,995 --> 00:43:08,215
[dog barks]
1035
00:43:11,697 --> 00:43:12,393
- Hey, I got something
for your ass-
1036
00:43:12,567 --> 00:43:13,655
- Abort, abort!
1037
00:43:16,353 --> 00:43:17,616
Eat this, eat this.
1038
00:43:19,269 --> 00:43:21,881
- Oh, shit.
[toy squeaks]
1039
00:43:25,624 --> 00:43:29,584
[dogs snarling]
1040
00:43:29,758 --> 00:43:30,324
[toy squeaks]
[Jay grunts]
1041
00:43:30,498 --> 00:43:31,717
Bingo.
1042
00:43:31,891 --> 00:43:33,196
[dog whines]
[dogs barking]
1043
00:43:33,370 --> 00:43:35,068
- Let's go, get
to the cell tower!
1044
00:43:36,504 --> 00:43:39,333
[slow music]
1045
00:43:41,596 --> 00:43:43,859
[dogs barking]
1046
00:43:46,601 --> 00:43:47,471
- Ugh.
1047
00:43:48,864 --> 00:43:51,780
Oh, that smell.
[dogs growling]
1048
00:43:52,912 --> 00:43:55,958
[dogs barking]
1049
00:43:56,132 --> 00:43:58,831
[foliage snapping]
1050
00:44:00,615 --> 00:44:02,878
[dogs barking]
1051
00:44:08,188 --> 00:44:09,102
- Oh.
1052
00:44:09,276 --> 00:44:12,235
Oh, oh, thank god.
1053
00:44:12,409 --> 00:44:14,673
- Okay, don't get closer to it.
1054
00:44:14,847 --> 00:44:16,892
- Oh, he's so cute.
1055
00:44:17,066 --> 00:44:19,373
- That innocence has
an expiration date.
1056
00:44:19,547 --> 00:44:21,027
[dogs barking]
1057
00:44:21,201 --> 00:44:22,637
- I could totally be its, like,
1058
00:44:22,811 --> 00:44:23,464
rehabilitation
coach or something.
1059
00:44:23,638 --> 00:44:25,422
[puppy snarls]
1060
00:44:25,596 --> 00:44:27,120
[Killer Queen screams]
1061
00:44:27,294 --> 00:44:28,687
Oh, God, God, get
it off, get it off!
1062
00:44:28,861 --> 00:44:29,731
- Oh, my God.
1063
00:44:29,905 --> 00:44:31,690
[Killer Queen screams]
1064
00:44:31,864 --> 00:44:33,387
- Kick it, kick it, kick it!
1065
00:44:34,649 --> 00:44:38,261
[puppy squeals]
1066
00:44:38,435 --> 00:44:39,610
- Oh, shit, I just
kicked a puppy.
1067
00:44:45,573 --> 00:44:46,530
[cellphone shatters]
1068
00:44:46,705 --> 00:44:47,618
[puppy whines]
1069
00:44:47,793 --> 00:44:48,707
Huh.
1070
00:44:51,927 --> 00:44:53,755
[puppy shrieks]
1071
00:44:53,929 --> 00:44:56,497
[dog growls]
1072
00:44:56,671 --> 00:44:58,238
- Okay, what's the rule of
the wild here, play dead?
1073
00:44:58,412 --> 00:44:59,979
- Okay.
1074
00:45:00,153 --> 00:45:02,372
Very slow, back away.
1075
00:45:03,678 --> 00:45:05,419
[dog growls]
1076
00:45:05,593 --> 00:45:07,116
- Hey, big fella.
1077
00:45:08,335 --> 00:45:09,292
- [Violet] Hey.
1078
00:45:09,466 --> 00:45:10,816
- Oh, easy.
1079
00:45:12,774 --> 00:45:17,126
Easy.
[dog growls]
1080
00:45:17,300 --> 00:45:19,650
- [Violet] Okay, let's just let
him go where he wants to go.
1081
00:45:19,825 --> 00:45:21,000
- Can dogs push buttons?
1082
00:45:23,654 --> 00:45:25,308
- [Toy voice] Bitch, please.
1083
00:45:25,482 --> 00:45:27,267
- You can train them
to do a lot of things.
1084
00:45:27,441 --> 00:45:28,747
Oh.
[gate chimes]
1085
00:45:28,921 --> 00:45:30,139
[Killer Queen wails]
- Run!
1086
00:45:33,795 --> 00:45:35,188
[dogs barking faintly]
1087
00:45:35,362 --> 00:45:37,538
[Collins grunts]
1088
00:45:43,805 --> 00:45:47,026
[dogs continue barking]
1089
00:45:51,247 --> 00:45:53,380
[Collins grunts]
1090
00:45:59,429 --> 00:46:01,388
[dogs continue barking]
1091
00:46:01,562 --> 00:46:04,652
[dog shrieks]
1092
00:46:04,826 --> 00:46:07,481
[slow tense music]
1093
00:46:15,315 --> 00:46:19,536
- Come on, bro, come on, run!
1094
00:46:19,710 --> 00:46:22,670
Great shot, fuck, they're on
their way, let's go, hurry up!
1095
00:46:22,844 --> 00:46:23,932
- All right, all right.
1096
00:46:24,106 --> 00:46:25,325
- I don't got no more weapons.
1097
00:46:25,499 --> 00:46:27,240
[dogs barking]
1098
00:46:27,414 --> 00:46:29,024
- Faster, faster, they're
on my ass, come on,
1099
00:46:29,198 --> 00:46:30,809
come on, move your feet.
- All right.
1100
00:46:30,983 --> 00:46:32,549
Should throw, throw something
at them, do something.
1101
00:46:32,723 --> 00:46:34,290
You got anything, huh?
1102
00:46:35,335 --> 00:46:36,379
[Jay yells]
1103
00:46:36,553 --> 00:46:37,685
[dog snarls]
1104
00:46:37,859 --> 00:46:39,513
[Jay screams]
1105
00:46:39,687 --> 00:46:41,167
You got those big-ass
arms, just use them.
1106
00:46:41,341 --> 00:46:44,474
- Get off me, right,
come on, get your.
1107
00:46:47,216 --> 00:46:49,044
[slow dramatic music]
1108
00:46:49,218 --> 00:46:51,003
- [Violet] Okay, okay. [pants]
1109
00:46:52,091 --> 00:46:52,874
[door slams]
1110
00:46:54,702 --> 00:46:56,356
- [Thalia] Do you want a treat?
1111
00:46:56,530 --> 00:46:57,966
Oh, does my little
baby want a treat?
1112
00:46:58,140 --> 00:47:00,273
Oh, I'll give you
some nice, yeah.
1113
00:47:00,447 --> 00:47:02,884
Oh, who's a sparkly
boy? [imitates panting]
1114
00:47:04,494 --> 00:47:06,148
[Thalia laughs]
1115
00:47:06,322 --> 00:47:07,323
Oh, you want to be brushed?
[game chirps]
1116
00:47:07,497 --> 00:47:08,803
Oh, you want butt
scratches there?
1117
00:47:08,977 --> 00:47:09,804
Oh, I'll give you
some, oh, woof.
1118
00:47:09,978 --> 00:47:11,153
Woof, woof, woof, woof.
1119
00:47:11,327 --> 00:47:13,721
You want sparkle,
sparkle. [laughs]
1120
00:47:13,895 --> 00:47:15,941
Oh, you're so happy.
1121
00:47:16,115 --> 00:47:17,203
Holy horse-dick.
1122
00:47:18,682 --> 00:47:19,553
- Hello.
- What's us.
1123
00:47:20,946 --> 00:47:21,555
- [Thalia] Wait,
guys, where's Vince?
1124
00:47:21,729 --> 00:47:23,426
[dogs barking]
1125
00:47:25,994 --> 00:47:28,954
- [Jay] Jesus. [screams]
1126
00:47:31,043 --> 00:47:35,569
- Spike just went full-on
Hannibal Lecter on Vince.
1127
00:47:35,743 --> 00:47:38,789
- Yeah, well, yo, you're yanking
my chain right now, right?
1128
00:47:38,964 --> 00:47:40,966
This is, like, some
straight-up chain yankage.
1129
00:47:41,140 --> 00:47:43,838
- Just swing back,
come on, I got you.
1130
00:47:44,012 --> 00:47:45,448
Come on, yes, yes.
[dogs barking]
1131
00:47:45,622 --> 00:47:46,754
All right.
1132
00:47:46,928 --> 00:47:49,583
[Jay screams]
1133
00:47:49,757 --> 00:47:51,367
[dogs barking]
1134
00:47:51,541 --> 00:47:53,108
Oh, fuck.
1135
00:47:53,282 --> 00:47:54,980
- You're the only
one with a connection
1136
00:47:55,154 --> 00:47:56,329
to the outside world, so you
need to just stop playing
1137
00:47:56,503 --> 00:47:58,244
and call someone,
like, now, please.
1138
00:47:58,418 --> 00:48:00,115
- Dudes, dudes, this is,
like, typical Vince shit.
1139
00:48:00,289 --> 00:48:02,117
[slow dramatic music]
1140
00:48:02,291 --> 00:48:04,772
- Oh, fuck dystopia, I
gotta get back on the phone.
1141
00:48:04,946 --> 00:48:08,645
- Same, I need to get
back to my phone, bro.
1142
00:48:08,819 --> 00:48:10,734
What are we gonna do about them?
1143
00:48:10,909 --> 00:48:13,433
[dogs barking]
1144
00:48:13,607 --> 00:48:15,348
- [Thalia] Watch, watch, watch.
1145
00:48:15,522 --> 00:48:18,438
Yo, Vince, dude,
[laughs] nice try.
1146
00:48:18,612 --> 00:48:19,482
[dogs barking]
1147
00:48:19,656 --> 00:48:20,962
Any bright ideas now?
1148
00:48:23,530 --> 00:48:24,226
[Jay grunts]
1149
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:24,966
- Yeah.
1150
00:48:27,316 --> 00:48:28,056
[dog barks]
1151
00:48:28,230 --> 00:48:29,666
[Thalia laughs]
1152
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:32,017
- This is so classic,
man, this is so-
1153
00:48:32,191 --> 00:48:33,322
- Yeah.
1154
00:48:34,584 --> 00:48:35,368
- Hyah!
1155
00:48:35,672 --> 00:48:36,369
- Eat it.
1156
00:48:36,543 --> 00:48:38,240
- Got his ass.
1157
00:48:38,414 --> 00:48:39,807
- This is, like, some
next-level shit, dog.
1158
00:48:39,981 --> 00:48:41,548
- It's working, it's working.
1159
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:44,507
[dogs barking]
1160
00:48:44,681 --> 00:48:45,291
- Where'd they go?
1161
00:48:46,901 --> 00:48:48,816
Are you scoping 'em?
1162
00:48:48,990 --> 00:48:50,687
Bro?
1163
00:48:50,861 --> 00:48:52,820
- Sweet Jesus.
1164
00:48:52,994 --> 00:48:55,127
[slow ominous music]
1165
00:48:55,301 --> 00:48:56,824
- It's straight up not
in the rule book, fam.
1166
00:48:56,998 --> 00:48:58,957
- Collins is in the wine
cellar and he's hurt.
1167
00:48:59,131 --> 00:49:00,741
You have to call
the helicopter now.
1168
00:49:00,915 --> 00:49:02,656
- Fucking call someone.
1169
00:49:02,830 --> 00:49:04,832
[slow ominous music]
1170
00:49:05,006 --> 00:49:06,965
[foliage rustling]
1171
00:49:07,139 --> 00:49:09,445
[dog whines]
1172
00:49:15,843 --> 00:49:18,411
[dog growls]
1173
00:49:18,585 --> 00:49:19,412
- Shit.
1174
00:49:21,066 --> 00:49:24,156
[Mason yells]
1175
00:49:24,330 --> 00:49:25,984
Bro, bro, this fucking
thing is moving.
1176
00:49:26,158 --> 00:49:27,333
- Fine, I'll make the call.
1177
00:49:27,507 --> 00:49:28,551
[computer chirps]
1178
00:49:28,725 --> 00:49:30,771
Oh, shit, man, great timing.
1179
00:49:30,945 --> 00:49:33,252
I think I have to reset my
network settings or some shit.
1180
00:49:34,514 --> 00:49:35,428
[Jay yells]
1181
00:49:35,602 --> 00:49:36,907
[slow dramatic music]
1182
00:49:37,082 --> 00:49:37,908
- [Jay] Oh, shit,
oh, no, no, no.
1183
00:49:38,083 --> 00:49:38,909
Be still, be still.
1184
00:49:39,084 --> 00:49:40,128
- [Mason] Fuck this.
1185
00:49:40,302 --> 00:49:42,913
- [Jay] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
1186
00:49:43,088 --> 00:49:44,828
- Buckle up, buttercup.
1187
00:49:45,699 --> 00:49:46,482
- [Jay] What you doing?
1188
00:49:46,656 --> 00:49:47,353
- Bitch.
1189
00:49:47,527 --> 00:49:48,441
- [Jay] Whoa!
1190
00:49:50,095 --> 00:49:51,487
- Oh, yeah, I don't think
1191
00:49:51,661 --> 00:49:53,576
the network settings
is the problem.
1192
00:49:55,839 --> 00:49:58,190
Mason and Big
Farmer Jay boned us.
1193
00:49:58,364 --> 00:49:59,713
- [Thalia] Dude,
that's vandalism.
1194
00:49:59,887 --> 00:50:02,150
- What idiots climb
up a cellphone tower?
1195
00:50:02,324 --> 00:50:04,718
- Someone with a death
wish, that's who.
1196
00:50:04,892 --> 00:50:07,155
- It's fucking on time.
1197
00:50:07,329 --> 00:50:10,158
Get fried, you little fuckers!
1198
00:50:11,246 --> 00:50:13,596
[Jay shouts]
1199
00:50:15,294 --> 00:50:17,861
Ah, that's right.
1200
00:50:18,036 --> 00:50:19,907
- Hold on.
1201
00:50:20,081 --> 00:50:21,039
- We gotta help them.
1202
00:50:23,345 --> 00:50:24,607
- What's that?
1203
00:50:24,781 --> 00:50:25,608
- Flare gun, baby.
1204
00:50:29,090 --> 00:50:32,354
[shoe squeaks]
1205
00:50:32,528 --> 00:50:34,313
Either we scare them
off or we light 'em up.
1206
00:50:34,487 --> 00:50:35,401
Either way, it's a win win.
1207
00:50:42,016 --> 00:50:44,062
It's about to be lit.
1208
00:50:44,236 --> 00:50:45,628
[gun fires]
1209
00:50:45,802 --> 00:50:46,847
[flare whistles]
1210
00:50:47,021 --> 00:50:48,892
- A flare, seriously?
1211
00:50:52,070 --> 00:50:53,941
[water splashes]
1212
00:50:54,115 --> 00:50:56,987
- Eh, oh, well, it's a
little fail city over here.
1213
00:50:57,162 --> 00:50:59,425
- What's next, a
strongly-worded letter?
1214
00:50:59,599 --> 00:51:01,383
- What the fuck?
1215
00:51:01,557 --> 00:51:03,951
- I think I just gotta,
like, aim a little higher.
1216
00:51:05,039 --> 00:51:07,302
It's physics?
1217
00:51:07,476 --> 00:51:08,999
- Yeah, sure.
1218
00:51:09,174 --> 00:51:13,352
- Yeah, it's,
like, some physics.
1219
00:51:13,526 --> 00:51:15,441
This is it, all
right, here we go.
1220
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:17,704
[shoe squeaks]
1221
00:51:17,878 --> 00:51:19,575
[gun fires]
1222
00:51:19,749 --> 00:51:20,968
[flare whistles]
1223
00:51:21,142 --> 00:51:23,492
[slow music]
1224
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:27,017
Oh. [sighs]
- Oh, shit!
1225
00:51:27,192 --> 00:51:28,541
- Oh!
1226
00:51:28,715 --> 00:51:29,803
[Jay yells]
1227
00:51:29,977 --> 00:51:31,631
[Mason screams]
1228
00:51:31,805 --> 00:51:34,851
Not the kind of fire we
were looking for, man.
1229
00:51:35,025 --> 00:51:37,767
- Maybe I overshot that one.
1230
00:51:37,941 --> 00:51:38,986
- Yeah.
1231
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:40,857
- Yeah, I think astronomically.
1232
00:51:41,031 --> 00:51:43,338
- At least we got rid
of those dogs, bro.
1233
00:51:43,512 --> 00:51:45,384
[fire crackles]
[metal creaks]
1234
00:51:46,167 --> 00:51:46,907
- Oh, we're going down.
1235
00:51:47,081 --> 00:51:48,169
- Holy shit!
1236
00:51:49,388 --> 00:51:50,171
No!
1237
00:51:50,345 --> 00:51:51,825
- Oh, no!
1238
00:51:51,999 --> 00:51:53,131
[Mason thuds]
1239
00:51:54,654 --> 00:51:56,482
- [Mason] Oh!
1240
00:51:56,656 --> 00:51:58,005
- Do you think I killed them?
1241
00:51:58,179 --> 00:52:00,442
- Yeah, that- that
seems probable.
1242
00:52:00,616 --> 00:52:02,662
- Oh, shit, where are
we supposed to go?
1243
00:52:02,836 --> 00:52:05,099
- It's swim time,
bro, do or die.
1244
00:52:05,273 --> 00:52:05,969
- You out your
motherfucking mind.
1245
00:52:06,144 --> 00:52:08,015
I'm not jumping off that.
1246
00:52:08,189 --> 00:52:09,495
- The drop's not even bad.
1247
00:52:09,669 --> 00:52:10,626
We just need to
lead ourselves off
1248
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:12,280
with a head start, come on.
1249
00:52:12,454 --> 00:52:13,586
- When I die, I'm
gonna come back
1250
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:15,544
and I'm gonna whoop your ass.
1251
00:52:15,718 --> 00:52:17,981
- Okay, I'm, like, 65% sure
this isn't even suicide.
1252
00:52:18,156 --> 00:52:19,505
You got this.
1253
00:52:19,679 --> 00:52:20,680
- Listen, I'm gonna
whoop your ass!
1254
00:52:20,854 --> 00:52:22,203
I'm gonna whoop your ass!
1255
00:52:22,377 --> 00:52:23,465
- Wait, what?
1256
00:52:23,639 --> 00:52:24,466
- Oh, yay. [claps]
- Nice.
1257
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:25,598
- Well done, boys.
1258
00:52:25,772 --> 00:52:26,512
- Oh, whoa.
1259
00:52:29,254 --> 00:52:30,211
- I don't got this.
1260
00:52:30,385 --> 00:52:31,734
- Bro.
1261
00:52:31,908 --> 00:52:32,605
- I don't want to do it.
- Bro, your leg!
1262
00:52:32,779 --> 00:52:34,172
- What?
1263
00:52:34,346 --> 00:52:35,303
- Your fucking leg is on fire.
1264
00:52:35,477 --> 00:52:37,697
[Jay screams]
1265
00:52:37,871 --> 00:52:39,394
Whoa.
1266
00:52:39,568 --> 00:52:40,656
- Oh, and he just
jumped. [water splashes]
1267
00:52:40,830 --> 00:52:42,223
- Oh, maybe dead again.
- Oh, shit.
1268
00:52:45,357 --> 00:52:48,621
- Oh, oh, oh, shit.
1269
00:52:48,795 --> 00:52:52,538
I nailed that
shit, son. [laughs]
1270
00:52:52,712 --> 00:52:55,410
Come on, man, enough
thinking and more jumping!
1271
00:52:56,411 --> 00:52:58,761
[dog growls]
1272
00:53:02,243 --> 00:53:04,680
[Mason yells]
1273
00:53:05,681 --> 00:53:07,466
[water splashes]
1274
00:53:10,251 --> 00:53:11,034
- Come on.
1275
00:53:11,209 --> 00:53:12,253
- I got you-
1276
00:53:12,427 --> 00:53:14,429
- Stop splashing on me, bro.
1277
00:53:14,603 --> 00:53:17,563
I gotta move my legs.
- Yeah. [laughs]
1278
00:53:17,737 --> 00:53:18,999
- All right, as soon
as they hit the deck,
1279
00:53:19,173 --> 00:53:20,914
we out, zero dilly dally.
1280
00:53:21,088 --> 00:53:22,872
- Hold up, we gotta
go back for Collins.
1281
00:53:24,178 --> 00:53:25,875
- Oh, shit.
1282
00:53:26,049 --> 00:53:29,139
I mean, yeah, I, my brain, I.
1283
00:53:29,314 --> 00:53:31,446
- Hey, how fucking high are you?
1284
00:53:31,620 --> 00:53:35,668
- Hey, dude, you know what,
dude, slow your fucking roll-
1285
00:53:35,842 --> 00:53:39,019
- Hey, Thalia, what's
up, you pyromaniac?
1286
00:53:39,193 --> 00:53:41,761
- You know what's not up,
dude, my damn data tower.
1287
00:53:41,935 --> 00:53:44,024
That's what's not up, so
calling for that helicopter,
1288
00:53:44,198 --> 00:53:45,504
not happening now, man.
1289
00:53:45,678 --> 00:53:47,375
- Yo, are you for
real right now?
1290
00:53:47,549 --> 00:53:49,899
You've got no bat phone,
1291
00:53:50,073 --> 00:53:52,424
no old-school hand
radio tucked away?
1292
00:53:52,598 --> 00:53:53,773
- No, bro, everything
ran through
1293
00:53:53,947 --> 00:53:56,254
that one glorious data tower.
1294
00:53:56,428 --> 00:53:57,907
- Okay, well, if
you have an antenna,
1295
00:53:58,081 --> 00:54:00,127
a bidirectional amplifier,
and some RF cables,
1296
00:54:00,301 --> 00:54:02,695
I can whip up something that
might do the trick,
1297
00:54:02,869 --> 00:54:04,827
but do you got any of
that, like, stashed away?
1298
00:54:05,001 --> 00:54:06,612
- It's not, like, I
for sure don't have any
1299
00:54:06,786 --> 00:54:09,354
of that stuff stashed
away anywhere.
1300
00:54:09,528 --> 00:54:10,920
No, the only way out
of here is gonna be
1301
00:54:11,094 --> 00:54:11,921
through the Vincetopia
party barge-
1302
00:54:12,095 --> 00:54:13,706
- What, where?
1303
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:15,229
- What the bummer is
is that it's, like,
1304
00:54:15,403 --> 00:54:16,622
way on the other
side of the island.
1305
00:54:16,796 --> 00:54:17,971
- Yeah, there's a
bunch of hell hounds
1306
00:54:18,145 --> 00:54:19,799
between here and there.
1307
00:54:19,973 --> 00:54:22,410
- Nothing to it but
to do it, am I right?
1308
00:54:22,584 --> 00:54:24,934
- Whoa, hey, you guys
are forgetting something.
1309
00:54:25,108 --> 00:54:28,851
Okay, first we have to get
Collins out of the cellar.
1310
00:54:29,025 --> 00:54:31,071
- Oh, shit.
1311
00:54:31,245 --> 00:54:32,855
[Mason snorts]
1312
00:54:33,029 --> 00:54:33,856
Okay, okay, the bummer
is that the cellar
1313
00:54:34,030 --> 00:54:35,075
and the boat, they're in, like,
1314
00:54:35,249 --> 00:54:36,859
two totally opposite directions.
1315
00:54:37,033 --> 00:54:38,383
- [Killer Queen] True, true.
1316
00:54:38,557 --> 00:54:40,646
- Hey, tough break
about your bro.
1317
00:54:40,820 --> 00:54:43,692
But chances are he's
already dog meat.
1318
00:54:43,866 --> 00:54:46,347
Let's cut our
losses and fuck off.
1319
00:54:46,521 --> 00:54:49,045
- Please do fuck off, Mason.
1320
00:54:49,219 --> 00:54:51,831
I am not leaving
without my brother.
1321
00:54:52,005 --> 00:54:54,094
- Go ahead, we're
out like trout.
1322
00:54:54,268 --> 00:54:55,791
Thalia, give me the key.
1323
00:54:55,965 --> 00:54:58,185
- No, man, that's not very cool.
1324
00:54:58,359 --> 00:54:59,795
And by the way, you don't
even know where the boat is,
1325
00:54:59,969 --> 00:55:02,232
so super great
plan, bro, really.
1326
00:55:02,407 --> 00:55:05,540
- Okay, well, what if we
head back to the mainland,
1327
00:55:05,714 --> 00:55:09,065
grab a posse, and make a
triumphant return for Collins?
1328
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:12,895
- Yes, that, so Thalia, the key.
1329
00:55:13,069 --> 00:55:14,244
- [Violet] You don't
have to listen to him.
1330
00:55:14,419 --> 00:55:16,464
- Don't be an asshole.
1331
00:55:16,638 --> 00:55:18,161
I'll give you a few Bitcoin
for your troubles, huh?
1332
00:55:18,336 --> 00:55:20,294
- [Jay] Oh, you a scammer.
1333
00:55:20,468 --> 00:55:23,079
- No, no, you can't slap a
price tag on my conscience, bro.
1334
00:55:23,253 --> 00:55:24,864
- Y'all need to stop
fucking arguing.
1335
00:55:25,038 --> 00:55:26,126
This is what we fucking do.
1336
00:55:26,300 --> 00:55:27,910
Violet and I, we rolling out.
1337
00:55:28,084 --> 00:55:29,738
The rest of y'all just
hold down the fort
1338
00:55:29,912 --> 00:55:32,132
'til we get back here
with Collins, all right?
1339
00:55:32,306 --> 00:55:34,047
[Mason scoffs]
1340
00:55:34,221 --> 00:55:35,570
- Like some chick's gonna
hold me back anyway?
1341
00:55:35,744 --> 00:55:36,832
I'm getting the
fuck out of here.
1342
00:55:37,006 --> 00:55:37,790
- Are you fucking kidding me?
1343
00:55:37,964 --> 00:55:39,313
- Prick.
1344
00:55:39,487 --> 00:55:40,619
Well, I'll stay here with Thalia
1345
00:55:40,793 --> 00:55:42,490
and keep an eye on that asshole.
1346
00:55:42,664 --> 00:55:44,100
- Okay, and there's a
golf cart in the shed,
1347
00:55:44,274 --> 00:55:46,102
so you should be able to
haul Collins back with it.
1348
00:55:46,276 --> 00:55:48,191
- Perfect, let's get this
shit show on the road
1349
00:55:48,366 --> 00:55:50,803
while them damn canines out
there still licking they balls.
1350
00:55:52,108 --> 00:55:52,718
- Hey.
1351
00:55:54,415 --> 00:55:56,069
Don't die and shit.
1352
00:55:56,243 --> 00:55:56,809
- You too.
1353
00:55:59,289 --> 00:56:01,030
- I'll be upstairs.
1354
00:56:01,204 --> 00:56:03,511
Keep the energy contained
down here, assholes.
1355
00:56:03,685 --> 00:56:05,774
- Whoa.
- Oh, my god.
1356
00:56:05,948 --> 00:56:06,471
What the fuck is your problem?
- I bet your dick is so big.
1357
00:56:06,645 --> 00:56:07,515
- [Mason] Fucking huge.
1358
00:56:07,689 --> 00:56:08,603
- [Killer Queen] Bye.
1359
00:56:08,777 --> 00:56:10,170
[slow dramatic music]
1360
00:56:10,344 --> 00:56:11,867
[dogs barking]
1361
00:56:12,041 --> 00:56:13,695
- [Jay] Oh, he dead, dead.
1362
00:56:13,869 --> 00:56:15,218
[flies buzzing]
1363
00:56:15,393 --> 00:56:16,829
[dogs whining]
1364
00:56:17,003 --> 00:56:18,047
- [Thalia] My sister's
gonna be so mad.
1365
00:56:18,221 --> 00:56:19,962
She's gonna have my ass.
1366
00:56:20,136 --> 00:56:21,834
I mean, she's just gonna
go fucking nuclear, dude.
1367
00:56:22,008 --> 00:56:23,923
- The universe dealt
us a shitty hand,
1368
00:56:24,097 --> 00:56:25,707
but you didn't shuffle the deck.
1369
00:56:25,881 --> 00:56:27,187
Vince's death is not
on you, all right?
1370
00:56:27,361 --> 00:56:28,623
- She specifically warned me not
1371
00:56:28,797 --> 00:56:29,842
to come looking for this place.
1372
00:56:30,016 --> 00:56:31,844
[slow dramatic music]
1373
00:56:32,018 --> 00:56:34,673
[dog whines]
1374
00:56:34,847 --> 00:56:36,196
Once the media gets
a whiff of this,
1375
00:56:36,370 --> 00:56:38,198
it's gonna be paparazzi 24/7.
1376
00:56:38,372 --> 00:56:39,939
It's just gonna
be, like, a total-
1377
00:56:40,113 --> 00:56:41,593
- Yeah, I- I think
you're catastrophizing.
1378
00:56:41,767 --> 00:56:43,072
I don't think the
media is gonna be-
1379
00:56:43,246 --> 00:56:46,119
- I'm not, it's, my
sister's Hayden Hearst.
1380
00:56:50,384 --> 00:56:53,169
Like, tabloid dynamite,
Hayden fucking Hearst.
1381
00:56:53,343 --> 00:56:54,083
[Killer Queen gasps]
1382
00:56:54,257 --> 00:56:55,650
[bell rings]
1383
00:56:55,824 --> 00:56:56,434
- [Director] Come
on, hurry up, kids.
1384
00:56:56,608 --> 00:56:58,392
- [Hayden] Thank you.
1385
00:56:58,566 --> 00:56:59,262
- [Assistant] Here you are,
you caffeinated majesty
1386
00:56:59,437 --> 00:57:00,655
- [Hayden] Oh, thank you.
1387
00:57:00,829 --> 00:57:02,178
- [Assistant] Hey, Hayden.
1388
00:57:02,352 --> 00:57:03,702
- Can this wait,
we're about to roll.
1389
00:57:03,876 --> 00:57:07,227
- I really think
you should see this.
1390
00:57:07,401 --> 00:57:08,446
- Spike just, like,
leaps on him, right,
1391
00:57:08,620 --> 00:57:09,359
starts ripping on him-
1392
00:57:09,534 --> 00:57:10,404
- [Hayden] Good God, Thalia.
1393
00:57:11,623 --> 00:57:12,972
- He just goes, like, Hannibal
Lecter on his ass.
1394
00:57:13,276 --> 00:57:13,799
- What, is that a prank?
1395
00:57:15,278 --> 00:57:17,324
- I don't think so.
1396
00:57:17,498 --> 00:57:18,107
- [Announcer] Ms. Hearst,
we're ready for you on set.
1397
00:57:18,281 --> 00:57:20,632
- [Hayden] Be right there!
1398
00:57:20,806 --> 00:57:22,460
- [Jay] So he's still
in the basement?
1399
00:57:22,634 --> 00:57:24,200
- [Violet] Was that
blood here before?
1400
00:57:24,374 --> 00:57:25,637
- No, that's fresh.
1401
00:57:27,290 --> 00:57:28,466
- Collins, you down there?
1402
00:57:32,295 --> 00:57:33,427
Oh, shit.
1403
00:57:33,601 --> 00:57:34,907
- Well, he gone now.
1404
00:57:35,081 --> 00:57:35,821
[door creaks]
1405
00:57:35,995 --> 00:57:37,692
[bottles clinking]
1406
00:57:41,435 --> 00:57:43,524
[bottles clinking]
1407
00:57:50,531 --> 00:57:52,707
[objects rustling]
1408
00:57:55,188 --> 00:57:55,754
- Collins?
1409
00:58:00,149 --> 00:58:01,281
- Oh, hey, sis.
1410
00:58:02,543 --> 00:58:05,764
Farmer Jay, hello.
1411
00:58:05,938 --> 00:58:08,593
Do you guys have
the wifi password?
1412
00:58:09,898 --> 00:58:11,509
- I sure do not.
1413
00:58:11,683 --> 00:58:14,294
- This is just some
overcooked Insta-fuckery
1414
00:58:14,468 --> 00:58:17,210
to sell a new line of Vince
Ventura's Scooby Snacks,
1415
00:58:17,384 --> 00:58:19,473
or some other nonsense.
1416
00:58:19,647 --> 00:58:21,301
- I know, but this is
where the video cuts off.
1417
00:58:21,475 --> 00:58:23,259
- Ah.
1418
00:58:23,433 --> 00:58:25,392
- Only ones with the-
1419
00:58:25,566 --> 00:58:27,350
- Apparently Vince invited
a bunch of content creators
1420
00:58:27,525 --> 00:58:30,005
to an island, I don't know
what they were doing there.
1421
00:58:30,179 --> 00:58:33,269
- I do, dammit, Thalia.
1422
00:58:33,443 --> 00:58:37,186
- Here you go, here they are.
[bottle rattles]
1423
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:39,014
- What are you doing with
the doggy downers, buddy?
1424
00:58:39,188 --> 00:58:40,581
- I'm just starving.
1425
00:58:40,755 --> 00:58:42,322
- Yeah, what are you taking?
1426
00:58:42,496 --> 00:58:45,194
Hey, hey, Collins,
what are you taking?
1427
00:58:45,368 --> 00:58:46,892
We have to go.
- A little bit of this
1428
00:58:47,066 --> 00:58:47,806
and a little bit of that.
- We have to go.
1429
00:58:47,980 --> 00:58:49,111
- If you keep munching on that,
1430
00:58:49,285 --> 00:58:50,983
then we're gonna
be here forever.
1431
00:58:51,157 --> 00:58:52,288
Come on, we cannot be
late, we're gonna be,
1432
00:58:52,462 --> 00:58:53,246
we're gonna be late.
- Farmer Jay.
1433
00:58:53,420 --> 00:58:54,464
- Hey, buddy, hey-
1434
00:58:54,639 --> 00:58:55,422
- We're gonna be late for what?
1435
00:58:55,596 --> 00:58:56,684
- The boat party.
1436
00:58:56,858 --> 00:58:57,642
- I love parties.
- Yeah.
1437
00:58:57,816 --> 00:58:58,860
- There's a rumor that Vince,
1438
00:58:59,034 --> 00:59:01,994
he might not be living anymore.
1439
00:59:02,168 --> 00:59:03,778
- You say not living
anymore, as in?
1440
00:59:03,952 --> 00:59:05,650
- Among the living now.
1441
00:59:07,956 --> 00:59:09,436
- Like, dead?
1442
00:59:09,610 --> 00:59:10,916
Have you called Thalia?
1443
00:59:11,090 --> 00:59:12,526
Call Thalia.
- I tried calling,
1444
00:59:12,700 --> 00:59:13,353
but it went straight
to voicemail.
1445
00:59:14,397 --> 00:59:15,355
- Fuck me.
1446
00:59:15,529 --> 00:59:18,837
[slow dramatic music]
1447
00:59:21,100 --> 00:59:24,494
[glass shatters]
1448
00:59:24,669 --> 00:59:26,148
- [Thalia] Hayden told me
about her crazy experience
1449
00:59:26,322 --> 00:59:28,194
on "The Breed," and.
1450
00:59:28,368 --> 00:59:30,109
- I can't believe Hayden
fucking Hearst is your sister.
1451
00:59:30,283 --> 00:59:32,720
Ugh, she's just, like,
the epitome of badass.
1452
00:59:32,894 --> 00:59:34,548
Sorry, I'm, like,
a nervous talker.
1453
00:59:34,722 --> 00:59:35,941
- It's okay, we all
have our quirks,
1454
00:59:36,115 --> 00:59:37,812
you know, mine is
chronic anxiety.
1455
00:59:39,466 --> 00:59:40,815
- All right, assholes.
1456
00:59:42,904 --> 00:59:43,688
[bottle rattles]
1457
00:59:43,862 --> 00:59:44,863
The time is up.
1458
00:59:45,037 --> 00:59:45,864
- Bro.
- Geez.
1459
00:59:46,038 --> 00:59:48,170
- Let's roll.
1460
00:59:48,344 --> 00:59:49,868
- Bro, you've been hitting the
sauce there pretty hard, huh?
1461
00:59:50,042 --> 00:59:51,913
- Oh, oh, god.
1462
00:59:52,087 --> 00:59:53,872
Geez, dude, chill out.
1463
00:59:55,221 --> 00:59:56,701
[Mason burps]
1464
00:59:56,875 --> 00:59:58,137
Oh, god, that's fucking nasty.
- Ugh.
1465
00:59:58,311 --> 01:00:00,574
It was like a whole
bouquet, oh, my god.
1466
01:00:00,748 --> 01:00:02,837
Jesus Christ, you're gross.
1467
01:00:03,011 --> 01:00:05,187
- Yeah, you think
you're better than me?
1468
01:00:05,361 --> 01:00:06,536
[Killer Queen yells]
1469
01:00:06,711 --> 01:00:07,929
[Killer Queen groans]
1470
01:00:08,103 --> 01:00:08,669
- Hey, dude, get off me.
- Just give me it!
1471
01:00:09,931 --> 01:00:11,585
Hey, ow, shit.
1472
01:00:11,759 --> 01:00:12,455
- Come on, why are you
making this harder?
1473
01:00:12,630 --> 01:00:13,326
- [Thalia] Get off of me!
1474
01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:14,762
[both shouting]
1475
01:00:14,936 --> 01:00:16,634
- Hey, what the
fuck are you doing?
1476
01:00:16,808 --> 01:00:17,460
- Here, I got it.
- Get off of me, get off.
1477
01:00:17,635 --> 01:00:19,201
What, no, you can't-
1478
01:00:19,375 --> 01:00:21,421
- [Killer Queen] Get off
of her, get off of her!
1479
01:00:21,595 --> 01:00:23,989
- It's mine!
1480
01:00:24,163 --> 01:00:24,642
- [Killer Queen] I
told you to stop.
1481
01:00:24,816 --> 01:00:25,991
[vase shatters]
1482
01:00:26,165 --> 01:00:27,035
- Nice.
1483
01:00:28,428 --> 01:00:29,951
Hell, yeah.
1484
01:00:30,125 --> 01:00:33,302
Oh, god, that's nasty.
1485
01:00:33,476 --> 01:00:35,304
- Honestly, god, bro, those
were my freaking snacks
1486
01:00:35,478 --> 01:00:37,219
and you wasted
them, man, fuck you.
1487
01:00:37,393 --> 01:00:39,178
- You're dead!
1488
01:00:39,352 --> 01:00:40,527
- Just give me back the
key, just give me the key.
1489
01:00:40,701 --> 01:00:42,311
- Nobody fucks with Mason Kelly.
1490
01:00:42,485 --> 01:00:44,357
[dog roars]
[Mason screams]
1491
01:00:44,531 --> 01:00:45,706
- Holy shit.
1492
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:47,926
[group screaming]
1493
01:00:49,928 --> 01:00:51,494
- Put the gun down.
1494
01:00:51,669 --> 01:00:53,105
It's crazy.
1495
01:00:53,279 --> 01:00:55,063
- Shit, key!
1496
01:00:55,237 --> 01:00:55,977
- Move, move, move!
- Come on, we need the key.
1497
01:00:56,151 --> 01:00:57,326
- Let's just go, go, go, go.
1498
01:00:57,500 --> 01:00:58,850
- Get back here!
- Let's go.
1499
01:00:59,024 --> 01:01:01,679
- Where are you
going, you asshole?
1500
01:01:01,853 --> 01:01:04,159
[dog growls]
1501
01:01:06,553 --> 01:01:08,294
- [Thalia] Oh, shit,
Mason, watch out!
1502
01:01:08,468 --> 01:01:12,080
[Mason screams]
1503
01:01:12,254 --> 01:01:14,909
[Thalia shouting]
[Killer Queen shouting]
1504
01:01:15,083 --> 01:01:16,911
[Mason screams]
1505
01:01:18,217 --> 01:01:19,827
[doors rattling]
1506
01:01:24,702 --> 01:01:26,486
[Collins mutters]
1507
01:01:28,357 --> 01:01:30,359
- Collins.
1508
01:01:30,533 --> 01:01:32,927
- Hold up, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
1509
01:01:33,101 --> 01:01:34,929
- [Thalia] Whoa,
whoa, chill, chill.
1510
01:01:35,103 --> 01:01:36,061
- Get in!
- Whoa!
1511
01:01:37,627 --> 01:01:38,759
- [Thalia] Slide over, I
know these roads, trust.
1512
01:01:39,586 --> 01:01:40,718
- Hello.
1513
01:01:40,892 --> 01:01:42,371
- Goddamn, you look like shit.
1514
01:01:42,545 --> 01:01:44,591
- Hey, do you know
the wifi password?
1515
01:01:44,765 --> 01:01:45,723
- Mm-mm.
- Aww.
1516
01:01:45,897 --> 01:01:47,376
- Yo, where's Mason Kelly?
1517
01:01:47,550 --> 01:01:49,248
- Dude's toast, man,
like, burnt toast. - Huh?
1518
01:01:49,422 --> 01:01:50,423
[golf cart revs]
1519
01:01:50,597 --> 01:01:51,467
Wait, what- what happened?
1520
01:01:51,641 --> 01:01:52,686
- A dog got him.
1521
01:01:52,860 --> 01:01:54,296
- [Thalia] And the boat key.
1522
01:01:54,470 --> 01:01:56,385
- [Jay] Well, ain't that
about a pearl on pig shit.
1523
01:01:56,559 --> 01:01:57,996
- Oh, no.
1524
01:01:58,170 --> 01:01:59,911
- Oh, no, fucking shit, no.
1525
01:02:00,085 --> 01:02:01,739
Fuck, the motor gave out.
- Yo, why you stopping?
1526
01:02:01,913 --> 01:02:03,523
- [Thalia] You gotta push it.
1527
01:02:03,697 --> 01:02:05,003
- I got it, I got it.
1528
01:02:05,177 --> 01:02:07,005
- Okay, I'll help.
- I got it.
1529
01:02:09,485 --> 01:02:10,356
- [Thalia] You guys got this!
- [Jay] Go!
1530
01:02:12,010 --> 01:02:13,446
- [Thalia] You got this,
you're doing great, man.
1531
01:02:13,620 --> 01:02:15,143
You look great, your
muscles, they're bulging.
1532
01:02:15,317 --> 01:02:16,188
You look awesome, thank you.
- Come on.
1533
01:02:16,362 --> 01:02:18,103
Push, go. [grunts]
1534
01:02:19,844 --> 01:02:21,019
- [Thalia] Push it, let's go.
1535
01:02:21,193 --> 01:02:22,847
[dog howls]
1536
01:02:24,239 --> 01:02:25,675
- Hey, Farmer Ted,
push us farther.
1537
01:02:25,850 --> 01:02:27,982
- [Thalia] That's great, man.
1538
01:02:28,156 --> 01:02:29,505
- [Collins] Farther and faster.
1539
01:02:29,679 --> 01:02:31,290
- [Thalia] Just
a little further.
1540
01:02:31,464 --> 01:02:33,640
[slow dramatic music]
[dogs barking]
1541
01:02:33,814 --> 01:02:35,468
- Dogs, dogs, the
dogs are coming!
1542
01:02:35,642 --> 01:02:39,689
[dogs barking]
1543
01:02:39,864 --> 01:02:41,213
- [Thalia] You've got
this, you've got this!
1544
01:02:41,387 --> 01:02:42,562
[Jay grunts]
1545
01:02:42,736 --> 01:02:43,998
A little faster.
1546
01:02:45,173 --> 01:02:46,000
- [Violet] Shit.
1547
01:02:46,174 --> 01:02:46,914
- [Thalia] Let's go!
1548
01:02:47,088 --> 01:02:48,133
[dogs barking]
1549
01:02:48,307 --> 01:02:50,875
[golf cart revs]
1550
01:02:51,049 --> 01:02:52,659
- Man, how much more
of this bullshit
1551
01:02:52,833 --> 01:02:54,313
we gotta go through before
we get to this damn boat?
1552
01:02:54,487 --> 01:02:57,011
- I could tell you, man,
but it's gonna bum you out.
1553
01:02:58,317 --> 01:02:59,448
[dogs barking]
1554
01:02:59,622 --> 01:03:00,362
- Pump the gas.
1555
01:03:00,536 --> 01:03:01,842
- This is the gas.
1556
01:03:03,626 --> 01:03:05,933
[slow dramatic music]
1557
01:03:06,107 --> 01:03:07,630
[dogs barking]
1558
01:03:07,805 --> 01:03:08,675
- Getting closer!
1559
01:03:12,548 --> 01:03:14,072
- Okay, grab a moonshine bottle
1560
01:03:14,246 --> 01:03:15,725
and aim for the
center of that bridge.
1561
01:03:15,900 --> 01:03:18,293
You light it up.
1562
01:03:18,467 --> 01:03:19,642
Fireball rocketing in three,
1563
01:03:21,340 --> 01:03:22,210
two.
1564
01:03:23,995 --> 01:03:24,734
- Oh, it's you.
1565
01:03:24,909 --> 01:03:26,040
[bridge clatters]
1566
01:03:26,214 --> 01:03:27,563
- All right, go.
1567
01:03:27,737 --> 01:03:30,175
- [Killer Queen]
Yeah, blaze and go!
1568
01:03:35,093 --> 01:03:36,616
[dogs whining]
1569
01:03:36,790 --> 01:03:37,617
- [Jay] See you in
hell, motherfuckers.
1570
01:03:37,791 --> 01:03:38,400
- Sick. Hell, yeah.
1571
01:03:38,574 --> 01:03:41,316
[fire crackling]
1572
01:03:43,492 --> 01:03:44,406
Okay.
1573
01:03:45,538 --> 01:03:46,887
Okay, we're here.
1574
01:03:48,715 --> 01:03:50,325
- Is this the shit
Vince was rambling about
1575
01:03:50,499 --> 01:03:52,719
from that whole movie?
1576
01:03:52,893 --> 01:03:54,416
- Yeah, pretty cool, right?
1577
01:03:54,590 --> 01:03:56,201
- The Universal one was cooler.
1578
01:03:56,375 --> 01:03:57,767
Look at this cage,
it's ripped to shreds.
1579
01:03:57,942 --> 01:03:59,160
- Dude, the fact that Vince
1580
01:03:59,334 --> 01:04:01,249
and you even stayed
alive long enough
1581
01:04:01,423 --> 01:04:03,817
to drag us into this mess
is a statistical anomaly.
1582
01:04:03,991 --> 01:04:05,340
- When we first
got to the island,
1583
01:04:05,514 --> 01:04:06,951
the dogs, they were,
like, super shy, man.
1584
01:04:07,125 --> 01:04:08,387
They kept to themselves,
it was chill.
1585
01:04:08,561 --> 01:04:10,302
- They became
extroverts real fast.
1586
01:04:10,476 --> 01:04:12,043
- Well, a little while
1587
01:04:12,217 --> 01:04:13,653
after we started
construction on Vincetopia,
1588
01:04:13,827 --> 01:04:15,437
the dogs, they got, like,
a little bit aggressive,
1589
01:04:15,611 --> 01:04:17,222
and one dude got bit.
1590
01:04:17,396 --> 01:04:19,093
So we had to stop construction
1591
01:04:19,267 --> 01:04:20,747
until we could wrangle
the rest of the dogs,
1592
01:04:20,921 --> 01:04:22,227
and you know Vince,
he's always looking
1593
01:04:22,401 --> 01:04:24,011
for the opportunity
in every problem, so-
1594
01:04:24,185 --> 01:04:25,752
- Jesus Christ.
1595
01:04:25,926 --> 01:04:26,796
- We thought we'd
invite you all here,
1596
01:04:26,971 --> 01:04:28,450
make a game out of it,
1597
01:04:28,624 --> 01:04:30,191
you guys could help us
wrangle the rest of them,
1598
01:04:30,365 --> 01:04:32,454
then it's like a win win.
- My ass.
1599
01:04:32,628 --> 01:04:33,760
- [Thalia] We'd put
it inside the cage,
1600
01:04:33,934 --> 01:04:35,153
the dogs would
come, and then wham,
1601
01:04:35,327 --> 01:04:37,111
the gate would slam
shut, easy peasy.
1602
01:04:37,285 --> 01:04:40,027
- Is this is the epic
bash you're talking about?
1603
01:04:40,201 --> 01:04:40,941
- [Thalia] And
setting off the trap.
1604
01:04:41,333 --> 01:04:43,465
- [Killer Queen] What?
- Yep.
1605
01:04:43,639 --> 01:04:45,554
- [Killer Queen] One
of the good ones.
1606
01:04:45,728 --> 01:04:47,382
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, before
you guys totally roast me,
1607
01:04:47,556 --> 01:04:49,080
just hold on a second.
1608
01:04:49,254 --> 01:04:49,994
I brought you here
because I have something
1609
01:04:50,168 --> 01:04:51,996
that's a total game changer.
1610
01:04:52,170 --> 01:04:55,782
- Oh, what you gonna get,
some old crap licorice
1611
01:04:55,956 --> 01:04:57,001
and give it to the dog?
1612
01:04:57,175 --> 01:04:59,917
- Ooh, I hope so, I'm starving.
1613
01:05:00,091 --> 01:05:03,137
- [Thalia] Aha,
check this shit out.
1614
01:05:03,311 --> 01:05:05,183
- Wait, wait, we might not die.
1615
01:05:06,097 --> 01:05:07,141
[Jay laughs]
1616
01:05:07,315 --> 01:05:08,273
- Well, color me impressed then,
1617
01:05:08,447 --> 01:05:09,883
little lady.
- Wow.
1618
01:05:10,057 --> 01:05:11,885
- You've got the
stance and everything.
1619
01:05:12,059 --> 01:05:13,626
- [Killer Queen] Okay.
1620
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:16,498
- Wait, is that a
goddamn paintball?
1621
01:05:16,672 --> 01:05:19,371
[gun clatters]
1622
01:05:19,545 --> 01:05:21,503
No, you done lost
your goddamn mind.
1623
01:05:22,852 --> 01:05:24,245
- [Thalia] What?
1624
01:05:24,419 --> 01:05:25,159
- [Killer Queen]
I'm sorry, this was
1625
01:05:25,333 --> 01:05:27,118
your game-changing surprise?
1626
01:05:27,292 --> 01:05:29,207
- This really stings without
proper protective gear.
1627
01:05:29,381 --> 01:05:30,208
[Jay laughs]
1628
01:05:30,382 --> 01:05:32,253
I build stuff, okay?
1629
01:05:32,427 --> 01:05:36,344
- So guys, if you keep
hacking away at each other,
1630
01:05:36,518 --> 01:05:38,956
you might as well start
digging your own graves.
1631
01:05:39,130 --> 01:05:40,827
We gotta get it together,
1632
01:05:41,001 --> 01:05:42,655
and I know this sounds
strange coming from me
1633
01:05:42,829 --> 01:05:45,049
since I've been sitting on
the sidelines throwing shade
1634
01:05:45,223 --> 01:05:47,573
at the whole fame
game, but, you know,
1635
01:05:47,747 --> 01:05:49,444
I was just kind of
petrified that if I dove in,
1636
01:05:49,618 --> 01:05:53,840
I'd lose every
semblance of who I am.
1637
01:05:54,014 --> 01:05:55,624
And I'll- I'll admit that
when we first got here,
1638
01:05:55,798 --> 01:05:57,887
Collins, if you ask me for
the fucking wifi password,
1639
01:05:58,062 --> 01:05:59,237
I swear to god.
1640
01:06:00,673 --> 01:06:01,587
- I wasn't gonna.
1641
01:06:01,761 --> 01:06:03,632
- Then what?
1642
01:06:03,806 --> 01:06:05,330
- Hmm, well, nothing.
1643
01:06:05,504 --> 01:06:09,334
- When we first got
here, being trapped
1644
01:06:09,508 --> 01:06:12,641
on this island, it
felt like a nightmare.
1645
01:06:12,815 --> 01:06:14,643
But since then, I see you
for who you really are.
1646
01:06:14,817 --> 01:06:17,342
I mean, you're a
crew of mavericks,
1647
01:06:17,516 --> 01:06:19,779
and we either fuse
that collective madness
1648
01:06:19,953 --> 01:06:23,870
into an unstoppable force, or
we crumble and we fall apart.
1649
01:06:24,044 --> 01:06:25,915
The choice is yours.
1650
01:06:29,049 --> 01:06:31,138
- Goddamn. [claps]
1651
01:06:31,312 --> 01:06:32,444
- That was sick, that's sick.
1652
01:06:32,618 --> 01:06:34,185
- All right, that was-
- You rock.
1653
01:06:34,359 --> 01:06:35,055
- I think you guys
are missing the point
1654
01:06:35,229 --> 01:06:36,274
of my- my speech, though-
1655
01:06:36,448 --> 01:06:38,015
- Was no one livestreaming that?
1656
01:06:38,189 --> 01:06:38,624
Should have
been live streaming that.
1657
01:06:38,798 --> 01:06:40,104
- I know, right?
1658
01:06:40,278 --> 01:06:40,800
- Hey, I got it from up here.
1659
01:06:42,106 --> 01:06:43,672
Does anybody have
the wifi password?
1660
01:06:43,846 --> 01:06:45,022
[Jay sighs]
1661
01:06:45,196 --> 01:06:46,936
- I'm gonna kill him.
1662
01:06:47,111 --> 01:06:48,590
- Hey, do you have any idea
of what's going on with him?
1663
01:06:48,764 --> 01:06:50,201
- I, you know, I think it's
just like an infection,
1664
01:06:50,375 --> 01:06:52,246
plus drugs, it's
making his ADHD worse.
1665
01:06:52,420 --> 01:06:53,682
- Yeah, ADHD-
- Cool, cool, cool,
1666
01:06:53,856 --> 01:06:55,249
cool, cool.
1667
01:06:55,423 --> 01:06:57,208
- Look like the
sun's about to set.
1668
01:06:57,382 --> 01:06:58,557
Thalia's little spit
shooter's not gonna cut it.
1669
01:06:58,731 --> 01:06:59,297
- Man.
- He's right.
1670
01:07:01,386 --> 01:07:03,127
I say we stay the night
here and come morning,
1671
01:07:03,301 --> 01:07:05,129
we scrounge together whatever
we can use to fight them.
1672
01:07:05,303 --> 01:07:06,173
- Woof, man.
1673
01:07:06,347 --> 01:07:07,392
- Chomp chomp, bitch.
1674
01:07:07,566 --> 01:07:10,917
- Let's kill those bitches.
1675
01:07:11,091 --> 01:07:12,919
- Does anyone know what the
wifi password is? [mutters]
1676
01:07:13,093 --> 01:07:13,833
[rock music]
1677
01:07:14,007 --> 01:07:15,269
[sword clinks]
1678
01:07:18,577 --> 01:07:20,361
[door creaks]
1679
01:07:20,535 --> 01:07:22,755
[rock music continues]
1680
01:07:22,929 --> 01:07:24,061
[gun clicks]
1681
01:07:27,020 --> 01:07:30,676
[rock music continues]
1682
01:07:43,950 --> 01:07:45,125
[gun clicks]
1683
01:07:47,997 --> 01:07:51,349
[rock music continues]
1684
01:08:06,277 --> 01:08:09,932
[rock music continues]
1685
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:24,208
[Thalia sighs]
1686
01:08:32,129 --> 01:08:35,784
[rock music continues]
1687
01:08:38,091 --> 01:08:40,398
[gun clicks]
1688
01:08:42,791 --> 01:08:46,143
[rock music continues]
1689
01:08:48,841 --> 01:08:51,409
[sword clinks]
1690
01:08:58,894 --> 01:08:59,939
[phone clicks]
1691
01:09:02,376 --> 01:09:04,639
[doors rattling]
1692
01:09:04,813 --> 01:09:07,251
- I was really
close to my grandpa.
1693
01:09:07,425 --> 01:09:09,688
He had this super
cool, like, ancient car
1694
01:09:09,862 --> 01:09:11,951
that I flipped for
cash, dove headfirst
1695
01:09:12,125 --> 01:09:14,432
into MacGyver-ing
some life hacks.
1696
01:09:14,606 --> 01:09:16,608
- I'm actually a fan.
1697
01:09:16,782 --> 01:09:18,523
I pushed Vince to invite
you to the island.
1698
01:09:18,697 --> 01:09:20,612
- Oh, thanks, so glad you did.
1699
01:09:20,786 --> 01:09:23,528
- Oh, shit, man, I'm sorry.
1700
01:09:23,702 --> 01:09:26,531
Seriously, I've been watching
you grow since the early days,
1701
01:09:26,705 --> 01:09:29,490
and it's inspiring, dude.
1702
01:09:29,664 --> 01:09:31,188
- Thalia, have you ever thought
1703
01:09:31,362 --> 01:09:32,493
about following in
your sister's footsteps
1704
01:09:32,667 --> 01:09:34,321
with the whole acting thing?
1705
01:09:34,495 --> 01:09:35,714
- You know, I tried
with the gaming thing,
1706
01:09:35,888 --> 01:09:38,499
but nothing really
stuck until I met Vince.
1707
01:09:38,673 --> 01:09:40,632
It kind of gave me
this sense of purpose
1708
01:09:40,806 --> 01:09:43,069
that, you know, I never
really had before, man.
1709
01:09:43,243 --> 01:09:44,723
- [Jay] How'd you guys meet?
1710
01:09:44,897 --> 01:09:47,334
- Man, like, at my
absolutly lowest,
1711
01:09:47,508 --> 01:09:50,163
facedown, sprawled
out in the dirt.
1712
01:09:50,337 --> 01:09:51,773
- My god, rock bottom.
1713
01:09:51,947 --> 01:09:53,427
- No, it was a shroom
shack in New Mexico.
1714
01:09:53,601 --> 01:09:54,428
- [Violet] That's cool.
[Jay laughs]
1715
01:09:54,602 --> 01:09:56,082
[Collins snores]
1716
01:09:56,256 --> 01:09:57,518
- [Violet] Someone
is a deep sleeper.
1717
01:09:57,692 --> 01:09:59,564
- [Killer Queen] He
is really drooling.
1718
01:09:59,738 --> 01:10:01,566
- [Jay] I might get him a can.
1719
01:10:01,740 --> 01:10:02,306
- [Thalia] Well, we'll find
you a can after I detox-
1720
01:10:02,480 --> 01:10:04,395
[group chattering]
1721
01:10:04,569 --> 01:10:05,787
- I think he would have loved
1722
01:10:05,961 --> 01:10:08,616
to have been in that
hut with you guys.
1723
01:10:08,790 --> 01:10:10,792
- We'll bring him
with us next time.
1724
01:10:10,966 --> 01:10:12,577
Once we get to the boat,
1725
01:10:12,751 --> 01:10:13,839
we'll have him to a
hospital in an hour.
1726
01:10:15,623 --> 01:10:17,930
[slow music]
1727
01:10:19,671 --> 01:10:21,020
[fabric thumps]
1728
01:10:23,327 --> 01:10:25,111
[slow music continues]
1729
01:10:26,721 --> 01:10:27,722
- Has anyone seen Collins?
1730
01:10:27,896 --> 01:10:28,810
- No.
1731
01:10:30,508 --> 01:10:33,119
- He was here a second ago.
1732
01:10:33,293 --> 01:10:34,729
- Last time I saw
him, he went that way.
1733
01:10:37,079 --> 01:10:37,732
- Oh, shit.
1734
01:10:39,908 --> 01:10:40,474
Collins?
1735
01:10:42,911 --> 01:10:44,043
- Collins!
1736
01:10:44,217 --> 01:10:45,610
- Shh!
- Shh!
1737
01:10:45,784 --> 01:10:48,395
[slow music]
1738
01:10:48,569 --> 01:10:50,571
[Collins laughs]
1739
01:10:50,745 --> 01:10:52,747
- I guess I'ma head into the
bush and go hunt him down.
1740
01:10:55,141 --> 01:10:55,968
- Good luck, dude.
1741
01:10:56,142 --> 01:10:58,057
- Thanks.
1742
01:10:58,231 --> 01:10:59,537
- [Killer Queen] Be careful.
1743
01:10:59,711 --> 01:11:00,973
[Jay grunts]
1744
01:11:05,586 --> 01:11:08,197
- Shit, I know you
fucking lying. Collins!
1745
01:11:10,112 --> 01:11:10,983
Collins!
1746
01:11:14,378 --> 01:11:15,335
Man, get your ass over here.
1747
01:11:15,509 --> 01:11:17,032
- Hey, Farmer Jay.
1748
01:11:17,206 --> 01:11:18,947
- Come here!
- I'm coming, I'm coming.
1749
01:11:19,121 --> 01:11:20,209
- You'd better pop it out like
a goddamn jack-in-the-box.
1750
01:11:20,384 --> 01:11:21,602
- Sorry, I was just peeing-
1751
01:11:21,776 --> 01:11:22,777
- Goddamn.
1752
01:11:22,951 --> 01:11:23,996
[Collins hiccups]
1753
01:11:24,170 --> 01:11:25,258
You all kinds of fucked up.
1754
01:11:25,432 --> 01:11:28,348
- Do you have the wifi password?
1755
01:11:31,264 --> 01:11:33,875
Do you have the wifi password?
1756
01:11:34,049 --> 01:11:35,877
- I have it, it's get
in the fucking cart.
1757
01:11:36,051 --> 01:11:36,965
- No spaces?
1758
01:11:37,139 --> 01:11:38,271
- All caps, let's go.
1759
01:11:38,445 --> 01:11:40,186
- Hmm, I never thought of that.
1760
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:42,014
- [Jay] I found him.
1761
01:11:42,188 --> 01:11:42,710
- Oh, shit.
1762
01:11:44,321 --> 01:11:46,018
[Collins hums]
1763
01:11:46,192 --> 01:11:47,498
[Collins thuds]
1764
01:11:51,197 --> 01:11:53,242
- [Violet] Okay.
1765
01:11:53,417 --> 01:11:55,375
- I'm feeling omin-tiferous.
1766
01:11:55,549 --> 01:11:56,855
- Uh-oh.
1767
01:11:57,029 --> 01:11:58,813
- Hey, buddy, you
all right there?
1768
01:11:58,987 --> 01:11:59,553
- Do you?
1769
01:12:01,294 --> 01:12:03,078
- Do I what?
1770
01:12:03,252 --> 01:12:04,384
- Do you [hiccups] know?
1771
01:12:04,558 --> 01:12:05,864
- The muffin man?
1772
01:12:06,038 --> 01:12:08,693
- The wifi password?
1773
01:12:11,435 --> 01:12:14,786
Aw, man, not cool at all, man.
1774
01:12:19,181 --> 01:12:20,531
- I don't want it.
1775
01:12:20,705 --> 01:12:21,836
- You smell good, Mama.
- No, thank you.
1776
01:12:22,010 --> 01:12:23,055
- [Violet] Okay,
let's not be that guy.
1777
01:12:23,229 --> 01:12:23,925
Come on, Collins, I'm so sorry.
1778
01:12:24,099 --> 01:12:25,144
- Cool.
1779
01:12:25,318 --> 01:12:25,971
- Here we go.
1780
01:12:26,145 --> 01:12:27,494
[Collins thuds]
1781
01:12:28,626 --> 01:12:30,149
- So this is a thing.
1782
01:12:32,281 --> 01:12:35,284
- If we ride into those dogs.
1783
01:12:35,459 --> 01:12:37,243
He definitely asked them
for the wifi password.
1784
01:12:38,244 --> 01:12:39,071
- Yeah.
1785
01:12:39,245 --> 01:12:40,725
- Good to go, yeah.
1786
01:12:40,899 --> 01:12:41,508
- [Collins] Let's go.
[Collins thuds]
1787
01:12:42,596 --> 01:12:44,337
[slow music]
1788
01:12:44,511 --> 01:12:45,904
- I'm ready, let's go.
- Yeah, let's peace out.
1789
01:12:46,078 --> 01:12:48,646
[slow rock music]
1790
01:12:53,128 --> 01:12:55,914
[golf cart revs]
1791
01:12:56,088 --> 01:12:57,698
- [Thalia] Holy shit.
1792
01:12:57,872 --> 01:12:59,134
- Why are you stopping now?
- Holy shit.
1793
01:12:59,308 --> 01:13:00,440
Holy literal shit.
- Why are we stopping?
1794
01:13:00,614 --> 01:13:03,008
- Oh, oh, my god, oh, it's just,
1795
01:13:03,182 --> 01:13:05,314
it's in the poo, it's
chilling, it's in the poo.
1796
01:13:05,489 --> 01:13:07,491
Whoa, guys, it's gonna be fine.
1797
01:13:07,665 --> 01:13:09,493
This has gotta be some
sign we're gonna be okay.
1798
01:13:09,667 --> 01:13:10,972
- [Jay] Mm-mm, mm-mm, girl.
1799
01:13:15,499 --> 01:13:17,849
Thalia, hey, Thalia.
1800
01:13:18,023 --> 01:13:19,328
- [Violet] Thalia.
1801
01:13:21,243 --> 01:13:23,376
- Thalia!
1802
01:13:23,550 --> 01:13:24,899
Thalia!
[group chattering]
1803
01:13:25,073 --> 01:13:26,205
Thalia, Thalia!
- Thalia!
1804
01:13:26,379 --> 01:13:28,337
- Oh, shit, hi, Spike.
1805
01:13:28,512 --> 01:13:30,905
You're a, you're a good
little dude, right?
1806
01:13:31,079 --> 01:13:33,734
You got a little, you
want some licorice?
1807
01:13:33,908 --> 01:13:36,433
- Thalia, just get over
here, don't talk to it.
1808
01:13:36,607 --> 01:13:38,435
- Looks promising, right?
1809
01:13:38,609 --> 01:13:39,566
- It's the best day ever.
1810
01:13:39,740 --> 01:13:41,438
- Come on, come on, hurry!
1811
01:13:41,612 --> 01:13:42,700
- Come on, go!
- Go, go, go, go!
1812
01:13:42,874 --> 01:13:43,570
[dogs barking]
1813
01:13:43,744 --> 01:13:44,876
- Nice, guys.
1814
01:13:45,050 --> 01:13:47,574
- Come on, guys.
[golf cart revs]
1815
01:13:47,748 --> 01:13:50,316
[dogs barking]
1816
01:13:50,490 --> 01:13:55,234
[slow dramatic music]
1817
01:13:55,408 --> 01:13:57,192
- Are we going the wrong way,
like, away from the boat?
1818
01:13:57,366 --> 01:13:58,498
- Yep, yep, yes, we are.
1819
01:13:58,672 --> 01:14:01,153
[golf cart revs]
1820
01:14:01,327 --> 01:14:02,459
[group chattering]
1821
01:14:02,633 --> 01:14:04,373
- Oh, shit, oh, shit.
1822
01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:08,160
- Go on.
- Oh, shit.
1823
01:14:08,334 --> 01:14:09,161
- Oh, shit.
1824
01:14:09,335 --> 01:14:10,118
- Hold on.
1825
01:14:10,292 --> 01:14:13,687
[group chattering]
1826
01:14:13,861 --> 01:14:15,036
- Come on.
[group chattering]
1827
01:14:15,210 --> 01:14:17,125
[dog yelps]
1828
01:14:17,299 --> 01:14:19,258
- That's right,
I'll cut a bitch.
1829
01:14:19,432 --> 01:14:21,782
- Yeah, we'll cut your ass.
1830
01:14:21,956 --> 01:14:24,916
[slow dramatic music continues]
1831
01:14:28,572 --> 01:14:29,486
Oh, shit.
1832
01:14:31,357 --> 01:14:33,011
[arrow whistles]
1833
01:14:33,185 --> 01:14:34,578
[dogs barking]
1834
01:14:34,752 --> 01:14:36,144
- [Thalia] Fire it,
fire over there!
1835
01:14:36,318 --> 01:14:37,929
[dogs barking]
1836
01:14:38,103 --> 01:14:41,889
- Oh, shit, okay, okay,
V, I see you. YeeHaw!
1837
01:14:44,675 --> 01:14:45,980
[Jay laughs]
1838
01:14:46,154 --> 01:14:48,156
Damn.
1839
01:14:48,330 --> 01:14:49,418
- Collins, come,
Collins, give that back.
1840
01:14:49,593 --> 01:14:51,464
Collins, I need that, seriously.
1841
01:14:51,638 --> 01:14:52,987
Collins, give that back.
1842
01:14:53,161 --> 01:14:54,772
- What's going on back there?
1843
01:14:54,946 --> 01:14:55,947
- He took the sickle.
1844
01:14:56,121 --> 01:14:58,123
- He can't steady himself.
1845
01:14:58,297 --> 01:14:59,690
[sickle clangs]
1846
01:14:59,864 --> 01:15:00,865
- Dude!
[group chattering]
1847
01:15:01,039 --> 01:15:03,432
Dude, dude, why, whoa, why?
1848
01:15:03,607 --> 01:15:05,652
- Sorry.
1849
01:15:05,826 --> 01:15:08,786
- Oh, man, whoa.
1850
01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:10,048
- Collins!
- Oh, man.
1851
01:15:10,222 --> 01:15:10,788
- Shit.
1852
01:15:12,006 --> 01:15:13,268
[Collins laughs]
1853
01:15:13,442 --> 01:15:14,835
- [Jay] What the fuck?
1854
01:15:15,009 --> 01:15:15,880
- [Violet] Stop,
stop, stop, we can't
1855
01:15:16,054 --> 01:15:17,055
leave without Collins.
- Shit.
1856
01:15:17,229 --> 01:15:19,318
I'm going in for the save.
1857
01:15:19,492 --> 01:15:21,668
- Okay, okay, all
right, get ready.
1858
01:15:21,842 --> 01:15:23,104
Are you ready?
[Jay grunts]
1859
01:15:23,278 --> 01:15:25,280
Get ready, man, you're
gonna jump, okay?
1860
01:15:25,454 --> 01:15:26,194
You've got this, you've got
this, bro, come on, okay.
1861
01:15:26,368 --> 01:15:28,632
[Jay hollers]
1862
01:15:28,806 --> 01:15:32,984
[dogs barking]
1863
01:15:33,158 --> 01:15:34,246
- [Collins] I bet
you can't catch me.
1864
01:15:34,420 --> 01:15:35,508
- Collins!
1865
01:15:35,682 --> 01:15:37,075
- Come and get me, Farmer Jay.
1866
01:15:37,249 --> 01:15:40,121
- Hold on, Collins,
wait, wait, wait!
1867
01:15:40,295 --> 01:15:41,383
Hold on, bro.
1868
01:15:42,384 --> 01:15:43,255
Damn, he's fast.
1869
01:15:44,473 --> 01:15:45,474
[Collins laughs]
1870
01:15:45,649 --> 01:15:47,259
[Jay groans] Come on, man.
1871
01:15:47,433 --> 01:15:48,826
- Come and get me. - I'm
too old for this shit.
1872
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:50,349
Join the party.
1873
01:15:50,523 --> 01:15:51,480
[slow music]
1874
01:15:51,655 --> 01:15:53,918
[Jay pants]
1875
01:16:00,751 --> 01:16:03,710
[slow music continues]
1876
01:16:03,884 --> 01:16:04,798
Hang on.
1877
01:16:06,626 --> 01:16:10,369
Hey, you guys promised
me a party, Farmer Jay.
1878
01:16:10,543 --> 01:16:11,936
- Come on, Collins, man,
1879
01:16:12,110 --> 01:16:13,677
you're gonna get
us killed out here.
1880
01:16:13,851 --> 01:16:16,941
[slow music continues]
1881
01:16:19,465 --> 01:16:21,685
[birds chirping]
1882
01:16:23,425 --> 01:16:24,731
Oh, shit, mother.
1883
01:16:24,905 --> 01:16:26,428
[Collins hiccups]
1884
01:16:29,257 --> 01:16:31,085
You look like shit, man.
1885
01:16:32,391 --> 01:16:33,740
- Dumb luck.
1886
01:16:35,307 --> 01:16:36,525
- Damn.
1887
01:16:36,700 --> 01:16:38,049
[foliage rustles]
1888
01:16:38,223 --> 01:16:40,399
[dog growls]
1889
01:16:40,573 --> 01:16:42,662
[Jay grunts]
1890
01:16:46,361 --> 01:16:48,668
[dog growls]
1891
01:16:52,803 --> 01:16:54,282
[slow dramatic music]
1892
01:16:54,456 --> 01:16:57,111
[dogs growling]
1893
01:17:03,291 --> 01:17:04,553
[Thalia whimpers]
1894
01:17:08,557 --> 01:17:09,733
- [Killer Queen] Shit, oh, shit.
1895
01:17:09,907 --> 01:17:11,648
- Hold on, hold on.
1896
01:17:11,822 --> 01:17:12,910
- We're reversing, we gotta get.
1897
01:17:13,084 --> 01:17:16,000
It's okay, hold on.
1898
01:17:16,174 --> 01:17:18,132
- [Violet] Thalia,
try to hold it steady.
1899
01:17:18,306 --> 01:17:18,829
- [Thalia] What do
you want from me?
1900
01:17:21,745 --> 01:17:23,660
This isn't straight road.
1901
01:17:25,705 --> 01:17:27,098
- Oh, shit, I lost it.
1902
01:17:29,535 --> 01:17:31,015
- This is beyond scary.
1903
01:17:34,409 --> 01:17:36,194
- Guys, cliff.
1904
01:17:36,368 --> 01:17:37,151
- [Thalia] I have
nowhere to go, I can't.
1905
01:17:37,325 --> 01:17:39,676
[group screams]
1906
01:17:42,504 --> 01:17:44,376
[water splashes]
1907
01:17:46,944 --> 01:17:48,336
There's the boat.
[dogs growling]
1908
01:17:48,510 --> 01:17:51,383
Just like I planned
it, this way. Come on.
1909
01:17:51,557 --> 01:17:54,516
[dogs barking]
1910
01:17:54,691 --> 01:17:56,823
[water splashes]
1911
01:17:56,997 --> 01:17:59,217
If I drown, you
gotta get me, okay?
1912
01:17:59,391 --> 01:18:00,218
[dogs barking]
1913
01:18:00,392 --> 01:18:02,046
[water splashes]
1914
01:18:03,700 --> 01:18:04,918
Come on, kick those legs.
1915
01:18:05,092 --> 01:18:06,485
- Swim, fishy, swim.
1916
01:18:06,659 --> 01:18:08,008
[dog snarls]
1917
01:18:08,182 --> 01:18:09,836
- Swim fast,
faster, swim faster!
1918
01:18:10,010 --> 01:18:12,665
[group chattering]
1919
01:18:12,839 --> 01:18:14,928
- [Thalia] We're gonna
have to climb the ropes.
1920
01:18:17,452 --> 01:18:19,846
- [Violet] Wait, wait,
okay, please, God.
1921
01:18:20,020 --> 01:18:22,719
[group quietly chattering]
1922
01:18:22,893 --> 01:18:25,765
- [Killer Queen] Go, go, go,
come on, Thalia, climb, climb!
1923
01:18:25,939 --> 01:18:28,028
Come on, Thalia, use your arms.
1924
01:18:28,202 --> 01:18:29,464
- [Thalia] Come on, you don't
have to buy me dinner first.
1925
01:18:29,638 --> 01:18:31,205
Just put your hands
up my ass and push.
1926
01:18:31,379 --> 01:18:33,164
- Reach my hand, reach
my hand, come on.
1927
01:18:33,338 --> 01:18:35,296
You're so close.
1928
01:18:35,470 --> 01:18:35,993
- [Killer Queen] Hang on,
Violet, I'm coming up there.
1929
01:18:36,167 --> 01:18:37,646
Thalia, hang tight.
1930
01:18:37,821 --> 01:18:40,388
[dogs continue barking]
1931
01:18:41,999 --> 01:18:42,956
- [Killer Queen] Nice, CrossFit?
1932
01:18:43,130 --> 01:18:44,218
- Pilates.
1933
01:18:44,392 --> 01:18:46,612
Thalia, come on, take my hand.
1934
01:18:46,786 --> 01:18:48,396
- You've got this, girl.
1935
01:18:48,570 --> 01:18:50,050
Come on, girl, it's
just like gym class.
1936
01:18:50,224 --> 01:18:51,399
- I was homeschooled,
though, man.
1937
01:18:51,573 --> 01:18:52,574
- Oh, shit.
1938
01:18:53,358 --> 01:18:54,228
Come on.
1939
01:18:58,406 --> 01:19:01,061
[Thalia screams]
1940
01:19:01,235 --> 01:19:05,239
- Come on, please, please just
climb, just climb, come on.
1941
01:19:05,413 --> 01:19:08,677
Lift your feet, lift your
feet, lift your feet.
1942
01:19:08,852 --> 01:19:11,115
[dog barks]
1943
01:19:16,598 --> 01:19:18,035
Okay.
1944
01:19:18,209 --> 01:19:19,906
[dogs barking]
1945
01:19:20,080 --> 01:19:21,038
Shoot it with the flare gun!
1946
01:19:21,212 --> 01:19:23,431
[dog barks]
1947
01:19:25,520 --> 01:19:27,871
[dog whines]
1948
01:19:29,873 --> 01:19:31,570
- Eat my flare, motherfucker.
1949
01:19:31,744 --> 01:19:32,876
[gun fires]
1950
01:19:36,836 --> 01:19:39,186
[water splashes]
1951
01:19:40,753 --> 01:19:41,710
[water fizzes]
1952
01:19:41,885 --> 01:19:44,191
[dogs barking]
1953
01:19:44,365 --> 01:19:45,845
- Oh, my God, Thalia,
thank God you're okay.
1954
01:19:46,019 --> 01:19:47,499
- Thank you guys.
1955
01:19:47,673 --> 01:19:49,022
- Hey, you okay?
1956
01:19:49,196 --> 01:19:51,198
That's amazing, still breathing.
1957
01:19:51,372 --> 01:19:53,200
- Please tell me you
still have the boat key.
1958
01:19:54,506 --> 01:19:55,246
[group laughs]
1959
01:19:55,420 --> 01:19:56,377
- Yes.
1960
01:19:56,551 --> 01:19:57,770
- Okay, let's go get Collins,
1961
01:19:57,944 --> 01:19:58,684
and then we're-
- Fuck, yeah.
1962
01:19:58,858 --> 01:19:59,903
- The fuck off this island.
1963
01:20:00,077 --> 01:20:01,600
- [Killer Queen] Yes, that.
1964
01:20:01,774 --> 01:20:02,601
- [Mason] I've been
looking for that.
1965
01:20:02,775 --> 01:20:06,823
[slow ominous music]
1966
01:20:06,997 --> 01:20:08,955
- Mason, we all want
to get off this island.
1967
01:20:09,129 --> 01:20:11,175
I really want to go get
Collins, and we'll go.
1968
01:20:11,349 --> 01:20:13,830
- Shit, I want my ear back.
1969
01:20:15,788 --> 01:20:17,529
What are you gonna do, huh?
1970
01:20:17,703 --> 01:20:20,140
- Dude, you're like a walking
WebMD nightmare right now,
1971
01:20:20,314 --> 01:20:22,751
okay, let's just, like, get
back to the mainland, dude,
1972
01:20:22,926 --> 01:20:24,057
and figure this all out, yeah?
1973
01:20:24,231 --> 01:20:26,712
- I tried to get
us all out of here,
1974
01:20:26,886 --> 01:20:28,409
but what did you guys do?
1975
01:20:28,583 --> 01:20:31,108
You let me stay with
Cujo's evil twin.
1976
01:20:31,282 --> 01:20:32,500
What the fuck is the deal,
1977
01:20:32,674 --> 01:20:34,198
fam, huh?
- W- well,
1978
01:20:34,372 --> 01:20:36,591
we knew you'd be okay, Mason.
1979
01:20:36,765 --> 01:20:39,943
With how strong you are, we
knew you'd make it back safely.
1980
01:20:40,117 --> 01:20:42,380
- Yeah, really good job, Mason.
1981
01:20:42,554 --> 01:20:44,034
- Yeah, Mason. [claps]
- Way to go. [claps]
1982
01:20:44,208 --> 01:20:46,645
- Dude, how did you get
away from- from those dogs?
1983
01:20:46,819 --> 01:20:47,689
- Which dog?
1984
01:20:47,864 --> 01:20:49,387
[dog growls]
1985
01:20:49,561 --> 01:20:50,997
This dog?
1986
01:20:51,171 --> 01:20:54,000
[slow dramatic music]
[dog snarls]
1987
01:20:56,873 --> 01:20:58,657
Come here, come here.
1988
01:21:00,050 --> 01:21:01,486
- Don't take another step.
1989
01:21:01,660 --> 01:21:03,140
- Or what?
1990
01:21:03,314 --> 01:21:05,664
[dog growls]
1991
01:21:07,318 --> 01:21:08,362
Sic 'em.
1992
01:21:08,536 --> 01:21:10,582
[dog growls] [arrow whizzes]
1993
01:21:10,756 --> 01:21:11,626
[dogs barking]
1994
01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:13,759
[Killer Queen screams]
1995
01:21:17,937 --> 01:21:19,808
Get them, get them!
1996
01:21:19,983 --> 01:21:22,159
- [Thalia] Push the
dog away from you.
1997
01:21:22,333 --> 01:21:23,247
- You're in my kill box.
1998
01:21:23,421 --> 01:21:24,248
- What?
[dog barks]
1999
01:21:24,422 --> 01:21:25,858
- I cannot engage tango.
2000
01:21:26,032 --> 01:21:27,468
- Cool assault rifle, bro.
2001
01:21:30,210 --> 01:21:31,342
Is that a paintball gun?
2002
01:21:31,516 --> 01:21:32,691
Wow, I'm embarrassed for you.
2003
01:21:32,865 --> 01:21:34,519
- Now, Queen.
2004
01:21:34,693 --> 01:21:36,913
[gun fires]
2005
01:21:39,872 --> 01:21:41,134
[dog snarls]
2006
01:21:43,223 --> 01:21:45,138
[water splashes]
2007
01:21:46,226 --> 01:21:48,054
[dogs howling]
2008
01:21:48,228 --> 01:21:49,621
Dude.
- What?
2009
01:21:50,622 --> 01:21:51,928
- [Thalia] Your arm.
2010
01:21:52,102 --> 01:21:54,408
[slow music]
2011
01:21:58,804 --> 01:21:59,718
[Mason yells]
2012
01:21:59,892 --> 01:22:00,588
[Killer Queen screams]
2013
01:22:00,762 --> 01:22:02,286
[dramatic music]
2014
01:22:02,460 --> 01:22:04,941
- Grab on, oh, my
God, I got you.
2015
01:22:05,115 --> 01:22:06,638
- Help me up, please.
2016
01:22:06,812 --> 01:22:08,422
- [Violet] Hang on.
- [Killer Queen] Please.
2017
01:22:08,596 --> 01:22:09,728
[Killer Queen screams]
2018
01:22:09,902 --> 01:22:13,297
[water splashes]
2019
01:22:13,471 --> 01:22:15,386
- Bitch, that's right.
[Thalia cries out]
2020
01:22:15,560 --> 01:22:18,432
[Thalia moans]
2021
01:22:18,606 --> 01:22:20,957
[slow music]
2022
01:22:22,480 --> 01:22:23,394
[arrow whistles]
2023
01:22:23,568 --> 01:22:26,005
[Mason groans]
2024
01:22:26,179 --> 01:22:28,051
- Is that all you got?
2025
01:22:29,269 --> 01:22:31,141
[water splashes]
2026
01:22:33,143 --> 01:22:36,494
[dogs growling]
2027
01:22:36,668 --> 01:22:39,584
- I tried to hold on,
man, I really did.
2028
01:22:40,846 --> 01:22:41,760
- I know.
2029
01:22:45,677 --> 01:22:46,721
[slow dramatic music]
2030
01:22:46,895 --> 01:22:48,680
[water splashes]
2031
01:22:48,854 --> 01:22:49,811
Okay, run. Run!
2032
01:22:50,856 --> 01:22:54,033
[slow dramatic music continues]
2033
01:22:54,207 --> 01:22:56,775
[Thalia pants]
2034
01:23:03,434 --> 01:23:05,131
What the, why isn't it?
2035
01:23:07,873 --> 01:23:10,049
God, these dogs take big shits.
2036
01:23:14,967 --> 01:23:17,143
[arrow whistles]
2037
01:23:18,275 --> 01:23:19,058
[bottle pops]
Whoa.
2038
01:23:20,625 --> 01:23:22,931
[slow music]
2039
01:23:26,109 --> 01:23:28,285
[dog snarls]
2040
01:23:29,982 --> 01:23:30,809
[dog growls]
2041
01:23:30,983 --> 01:23:31,679
- Oh, shit.
2042
01:23:36,119 --> 01:23:37,381
[boat engine revs]
2043
01:23:37,555 --> 01:23:39,644
- [Thalia] Oh ho ho,
yes, [claps] it worked.
2044
01:23:41,994 --> 01:23:42,908
[Violet cries out]
2045
01:23:43,082 --> 01:23:44,214
[Violet groans]
2046
01:23:45,432 --> 01:23:47,826
[boat engine revs]
2047
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:49,480
Oh, shit, oh, Violet.
2048
01:23:53,353 --> 01:23:55,790
[slow dramatic music]
2049
01:23:55,964 --> 01:23:57,749
[coin rattles]
2050
01:23:58,793 --> 01:23:59,664
Violet!
2051
01:24:04,973 --> 01:24:06,236
- Collins?
2052
01:24:08,455 --> 01:24:10,762
- Hey, V, there you are.
2053
01:24:10,936 --> 01:24:11,980
Hey, shh, shh, shh, shh.
2054
01:24:12,155 --> 01:24:13,939
- How'd you get on the boat?
2055
01:24:14,113 --> 01:24:15,897
- With them.
2056
01:24:16,072 --> 01:24:18,291
[slow dramatic music]
2057
01:24:18,465 --> 01:24:20,424
I came with them.
2058
01:24:20,598 --> 01:24:23,122
[dogs barking]
2059
01:24:23,296 --> 01:24:24,428
- [Thalia] Violet, come back!
2060
01:24:24,602 --> 01:24:26,865
- This place is paradise!
2061
01:24:27,039 --> 01:24:28,214
- Violet, hold on.
2062
01:24:29,520 --> 01:24:30,695
Oh, sweet baby Jesus.
2063
01:24:30,869 --> 01:24:32,305
[door cracks]
2064
01:24:35,613 --> 01:24:37,441
Okay, good boy, oh, God.
2065
01:24:40,487 --> 01:24:43,011
[dogs barking]
2066
01:24:43,186 --> 01:24:44,187
- Collins, you're my brother.
2067
01:24:44,361 --> 01:24:46,102
It's you and me,
2068
01:24:46,276 --> 01:24:48,104
and we are going to get
you back to the mainland.
2069
01:24:48,278 --> 01:24:50,584
- [Thalia] Stop.
Here, champagne.
2070
01:24:50,758 --> 01:24:52,325
- [Violet] And you're
gonna get better.
2071
01:24:52,499 --> 01:24:53,848
- [Collins] I know, V.
2072
01:24:54,022 --> 01:24:54,588
- Collins.
2073
01:24:56,547 --> 01:24:57,896
- Okay, good boy.
2074
01:24:58,070 --> 01:24:59,898
[glass shatters]
[dog snarls]
2075
01:25:00,072 --> 01:25:02,161
[Collins cackles]
2076
01:25:07,993 --> 01:25:10,213
[Thalia screams]
2077
01:25:10,387 --> 01:25:12,998
- Don't forget to smash
the like button! [cackles]
2078
01:25:13,172 --> 01:25:15,000
- Shit, fuck, faster.
2079
01:25:15,174 --> 01:25:16,567
[boat engine revs]
2080
01:25:18,177 --> 01:25:19,047
- Collins.
2081
01:25:20,919 --> 01:25:23,574
[Collins yells]
2082
01:25:25,576 --> 01:25:26,838
[arrow whistles]
2083
01:25:27,012 --> 01:25:28,448
- Ah, what the fuck?
2084
01:25:28,622 --> 01:25:31,277
God, that really
fucking hurt, V.
2085
01:25:33,888 --> 01:25:35,629
- That guy upstairs,
if I'm gonna go out,
2086
01:25:35,803 --> 01:25:37,153
can you make it, like, like,
2087
01:25:37,327 --> 01:25:39,416
a little heroic or cool looking?
2088
01:25:39,590 --> 01:25:42,114
- You shot my only good ankle.
2089
01:25:42,288 --> 01:25:43,420
- Can you make me look cool?
2090
01:25:46,466 --> 01:25:48,033
Oh, God, dear God,
somebody help!
2091
01:25:48,207 --> 01:25:50,644
[slow dramatic music]
2092
01:25:50,818 --> 01:25:54,039
No, no, no, no, no. [screams]
2093
01:25:54,213 --> 01:25:56,520
Whoa, oh, holy shit, dude.
2094
01:25:56,694 --> 01:25:58,870
[dog snarls]
2095
01:25:59,044 --> 01:26:00,480
[dog thuds]
2096
01:26:00,654 --> 01:26:03,222
Oh, that was fucking awesome.
2097
01:26:03,396 --> 01:26:05,398
[boat engine revs]
2098
01:26:09,141 --> 01:26:12,057
- Who's driving
this thing, whoa.
2099
01:26:12,231 --> 01:26:13,189
[boat thuds]
2100
01:26:14,277 --> 01:26:15,930
Ow.
2101
01:26:16,104 --> 01:26:17,454
- [Violet] What was that?
2102
01:26:18,846 --> 01:26:19,804
- Oh, man.
2103
01:26:19,978 --> 01:26:22,546
[dogs barking]
2104
01:26:25,026 --> 01:26:26,637
Fuck!
2105
01:26:26,811 --> 01:26:29,335
Fuck, this close,
this fucking close.
2106
01:26:31,207 --> 01:26:32,556
[slow ominous music]
2107
01:26:32,730 --> 01:26:36,864
- Sayonara, Vincetopia,
it's been real.
2108
01:26:37,038 --> 01:26:40,738
[slow music]
[dogs howling]
2109
01:26:40,912 --> 01:26:42,392
- Oh, my god, it feels
good to sit down.
2110
01:26:44,959 --> 01:26:46,744
Holy shit.
2111
01:26:46,918 --> 01:26:48,659
I guess we're officially
just sitting duck status,
2112
01:26:48,833 --> 01:26:50,617
just sitting here, chilling,
2113
01:26:52,140 --> 01:26:54,055
waiting to die, I guess, man.
2114
01:26:54,230 --> 01:26:56,144
[Violet sighs]
2115
01:26:56,319 --> 01:26:57,102
This is my last one.
2116
01:26:58,930 --> 01:27:00,148
You can have the big half.
2117
01:27:02,194 --> 01:27:03,108
- Cheers.
2118
01:27:03,282 --> 01:27:05,545
- Cheers.
2119
01:27:05,719 --> 01:27:08,374
[slow music continues]
[seagulls crying]
2120
01:27:08,548 --> 01:27:10,463
I guess this makes us friends?
2121
01:27:10,637 --> 01:27:12,813
- I'd say we're
friends for life, man.
2122
01:27:12,987 --> 01:27:14,032
- Yeah.
2123
01:27:14,206 --> 01:27:15,773
[dogs barking]
2124
01:27:15,947 --> 01:27:18,254
[dogs howling]
2125
01:27:18,428 --> 01:27:20,343
If one of those little
fuckers bites me,
2126
01:27:20,517 --> 01:27:22,867
I promise I won't go
all rabid on you, okay?
2127
01:27:23,041 --> 01:27:26,914
- You planning on being the
world's first vegan rabid human?
2128
01:27:27,088 --> 01:27:28,916
- Okay, well, worst case,
you can take that chair,
2129
01:27:29,090 --> 01:27:30,309
you can just hit
me over the head
2130
01:27:30,483 --> 01:27:33,791
with it super hard, like, WWE.
2131
01:27:33,965 --> 01:27:35,619
It'd be kind of dope, actually.
2132
01:27:35,793 --> 01:27:38,274
- That sounds so exhausting.
2133
01:27:38,448 --> 01:27:40,406
- Okay, yeah, I feel that.
2134
01:27:40,580 --> 01:27:43,279
I don't want to make
you work harder.
2135
01:27:43,453 --> 01:27:45,237
[dogs barking in distance]
2136
01:27:45,411 --> 01:27:48,414
[slow dramatic music]
2137
01:27:51,025 --> 01:27:54,290
[dogs continue barking]
2138
01:27:56,901 --> 01:27:59,164
[slow dramatic music continues]
2139
01:27:59,338 --> 01:28:00,861
- Okay, let's do this.
2140
01:28:03,299 --> 01:28:06,084
[dogs growling]
2141
01:28:06,258 --> 01:28:07,433
[Thalia grunts]
2142
01:28:08,782 --> 01:28:09,522
[dog barks]
2143
01:28:09,696 --> 01:28:10,436
- Hey, hey.
2144
01:28:13,918 --> 01:28:14,484
Got it.
2145
01:28:17,617 --> 01:28:19,358
[dogs barking]
2146
01:28:21,142 --> 01:28:21,969
[Thalia grunts]
2147
01:28:22,143 --> 01:28:23,144
Fucking get him.
2148
01:28:23,319 --> 01:28:24,537
[dog yelps]
2149
01:28:24,711 --> 01:28:26,234
[water splashes]
2150
01:28:29,194 --> 01:28:31,065
It's not doing any damage.
2151
01:28:31,239 --> 01:28:33,241
It's our last shot, oh, God.
2152
01:28:33,416 --> 01:28:36,332
[slow dramatic music continues]
2153
01:28:45,079 --> 01:28:46,951
The hull, baby.
2154
01:28:47,125 --> 01:28:47,821
[gun fires]
2155
01:28:47,995 --> 01:28:48,909
Whoa!
2156
01:28:49,997 --> 01:28:51,085
[gun fires]
2157
01:28:51,259 --> 01:28:53,131
[helicopter blades whirring]
2158
01:28:53,305 --> 01:28:54,698
[gun fires]
2159
01:28:59,442 --> 01:29:01,444
- Oh, someone's
coming to help us.
2160
01:29:01,618 --> 01:29:02,967
Oh, thank you, man,
thank you, Jesus.
2161
01:29:03,141 --> 01:29:05,622
[dogs barking]
2162
01:29:10,191 --> 01:29:13,281
Hayden, Hayden! [laughs]
2163
01:29:13,456 --> 01:29:15,588
Hayden.
[dog barks]
2164
01:29:16,850 --> 01:29:19,418
- Hey, nice boots, hello.
2165
01:29:19,592 --> 01:29:21,072
- Hello.
2166
01:29:21,246 --> 01:29:23,553
- Hey, do you have
the wifi password?
2167
01:29:25,381 --> 01:29:27,383
- Dude, that's my sister.
2168
01:29:27,557 --> 01:29:29,428
- Ah! [Hayden grunts]
2169
01:29:37,436 --> 01:29:39,960
- You know, I think if
I had better footwear,
2170
01:29:40,134 --> 01:29:41,701
I could do that, too.
2171
01:29:41,875 --> 01:29:44,661
- Oh, I think I remember
you, motherfucker.
2172
01:29:47,577 --> 01:29:50,188
[Hayden retches]
2173
01:29:50,362 --> 01:29:52,103
- God, she's cool.
2174
01:29:52,277 --> 01:29:54,148
Hayden, watch out!
2175
01:29:54,322 --> 01:29:56,673
[dog snarls]
2176
01:29:57,848 --> 01:29:59,153
[dog groans]
2177
01:29:59,327 --> 01:30:01,068
Hayden, Hayden!
2178
01:30:01,242 --> 01:30:05,159
- Thalia, hang on, I gotta
fuck with this dog real quick.
2179
01:30:05,333 --> 01:30:07,118
- Fuck yeah, man.
2180
01:30:07,292 --> 01:30:08,946
Holy shit, hi!
2181
01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:11,818
- Oh, my god, where the
hell is everyone else?
2182
01:30:11,992 --> 01:30:13,864
- It's just my brother
that we need to grab.
2183
01:30:14,038 --> 01:30:15,082
- Is he the dude hanging
off the back of the boat?
2184
01:30:15,256 --> 01:30:16,867
- Yeah.
2185
01:30:17,041 --> 01:30:18,346
- Yeah, I had to anchor
him down with an arrow.
2186
01:30:18,521 --> 01:30:19,304
- It's a long story.
2187
01:30:19,478 --> 01:30:20,566
- Let's go.
2188
01:30:22,307 --> 01:30:25,136
[dog barks]
2189
01:30:25,310 --> 01:30:27,094
Go, go, go, go, go, run!
2190
01:30:28,182 --> 01:30:28,792
Faster!
2191
01:30:30,924 --> 01:30:32,839
- Oh, Hayden, behind you.
2192
01:30:34,058 --> 01:30:34,798
- Play dead.
2193
01:30:34,972 --> 01:30:35,886
[gun fires]
2194
01:30:39,063 --> 01:30:40,325
Let's go.
2195
01:30:40,499 --> 01:30:42,153
[helicopter blades whirring]
2196
01:30:42,327 --> 01:30:44,895
- [Collins] Ow!
2197
01:30:45,069 --> 01:30:46,766
- [Thalia] Hey,
whoa, whoa, dude.
2198
01:30:46,940 --> 01:30:48,115
Hayden, Hayden, you
have to keep your hand
2199
01:30:48,289 --> 01:30:49,334
on the joystick, man.
2200
01:30:50,291 --> 01:30:51,467
- Are you sure?
2201
01:30:51,641 --> 01:30:53,164
- Mm-hmm, yeah, okay,
2202
01:30:53,338 --> 01:30:54,774
so the instructor said-
- My hand on that?
2203
01:30:54,948 --> 01:30:56,733
Okay.
- You have to put your hand-
2204
01:30:56,907 --> 01:30:58,343
- Always this, and the other
2205
01:30:58,517 --> 01:30:59,562
one here.
- Are you shitting me?
2206
01:30:59,910 --> 01:31:01,172
- Where the fuck are my
sunglasses?
2207
01:31:01,520 --> 01:31:02,739
- Okay.
2208
01:31:02,913 --> 01:31:04,436
- How'd you know
where to find us?
2209
01:31:04,610 --> 01:31:05,785
- Thalia's live stream.
2210
01:31:05,959 --> 01:31:08,309
[helicopter blades whirring]
2211
01:31:11,791 --> 01:31:12,618
This is fun.
2212
01:31:17,362 --> 01:31:18,145
- Go for it, man.
- Pull it.
2213
01:31:18,929 --> 01:31:20,365
- All right.
2214
01:31:20,539 --> 01:31:23,063
[Hayden shouts]
2215
01:31:23,237 --> 01:31:26,676
You pull it again. [laughs]
2216
01:31:26,850 --> 01:31:28,242
- [Thalia] Nice, baby.
[explosion rumbles]
2217
01:31:28,416 --> 01:31:29,505
- [Hayden] Pull it again.
2218
01:31:30,375 --> 01:31:31,942
[Hayden laughs]
2219
01:31:32,116 --> 01:31:33,160
Hell, yeah.
2220
01:31:33,334 --> 01:31:34,379
- Whoa.
2221
01:31:34,553 --> 01:31:35,423
- [Thalia] Burn, baby, burn.
2222
01:31:35,598 --> 01:31:36,424
- It's missing a paw.
2223
01:31:36,599 --> 01:31:37,948
- Hell, yeah.
2224
01:31:38,122 --> 01:31:40,516
[helicopter blades whirring]
2225
01:31:45,956 --> 01:31:47,827
- Wait!
2226
01:31:48,001 --> 01:31:51,614
I'm still here, come back!
2227
01:31:51,788 --> 01:31:54,225
[slow dramatic music]
2228
01:31:54,399 --> 01:31:56,967
[dogs barking]
2229
01:32:01,058 --> 01:32:03,669
[dog growls]
2230
01:32:03,843 --> 01:32:06,542
[slow dramatic music continues]
2231
01:32:11,111 --> 01:32:13,592
- [Director] Let's make
movie magic, everybody.
2232
01:32:15,681 --> 01:32:17,988
- Sometimes, when
I'm making a cake,
2233
01:32:18,162 --> 01:32:22,688
it's just a good idea to
[laughs] spread the frosting.
2234
01:32:25,778 --> 01:32:27,475
[Grace laughs]
2235
01:32:27,650 --> 01:32:29,260
[slow rock music continues]
2236
01:32:29,434 --> 01:32:30,217
[bottle pops]
- Whoa!
2237
01:32:34,613 --> 01:32:38,182
Could I get a towel? [laughs]
2238
01:32:40,314 --> 01:32:41,925
- Thanks.
2239
01:32:42,099 --> 01:32:43,361
- [Speaker] And
can you wipe off,
2240
01:32:43,535 --> 01:32:45,102
there's some, there's a
piece of banana on you.
2241
01:32:45,276 --> 01:32:46,582
- Obviously, that's what she-
- It's so slippery.
2242
01:32:46,756 --> 01:32:49,759
- Come on, think
about it. [laughs]
2243
01:32:52,849 --> 01:32:55,721
- All right, right,
all right, come at me.
2244
01:32:55,895 --> 01:32:57,810
- Your mama's a bitch.
2245
01:33:02,510 --> 01:33:07,124
- I want to see these dogs
verified on Instagram.
2246
01:33:07,298 --> 01:33:08,299
- This feels like a
fucking fever dream.
2247
01:33:08,473 --> 01:33:10,518
- What the fuck
is the deal, fam?
2248
01:33:10,693 --> 01:33:12,346
- [Speaker] We knew you
would be okay, Mason,
2249
01:33:12,520 --> 01:33:14,305
how strong you are, I have,
I have a question for you.
2250
01:33:14,479 --> 01:33:15,523
[group laughs]
2251
01:33:15,698 --> 01:33:17,177
- [Speaker] You need makeup.
2252
01:33:17,351 --> 01:33:19,397
- [Speaker] I can read the line.
2253
01:33:19,571 --> 01:33:23,357
- My FBO in Van Nuys and tell
him to spark up. [laughs]
2254
01:33:23,531 --> 01:33:25,838
Get sparky, really, she
knows all of my lines.
2255
01:33:26,012 --> 01:33:27,231
She should just do me.
2256
01:33:27,405 --> 01:33:29,146
Okay, let's go.
2257
01:33:29,320 --> 01:33:30,538
[both grunting]
2258
01:33:30,713 --> 01:33:31,670
[both laughing]
2259
01:33:31,844 --> 01:33:32,845
- I found him.
2260
01:33:38,024 --> 01:33:40,723
[both grunting]
2261
01:33:40,897 --> 01:33:41,985
- [Virginia] Well.
2262
01:33:42,159 --> 01:33:44,727
[Grace laughs]
2263
01:33:48,818 --> 01:33:52,082
- I've never felt
better in my life.
2264
01:33:52,256 --> 01:33:53,823
- Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
2265
01:33:56,390 --> 01:33:59,219
- Fuse our collective
force of madness together
2266
01:33:59,393 --> 01:34:01,004
to be an unstoppable force, or-
2267
01:34:01,178 --> 01:34:02,222
[Riele coughs]
2268
01:34:02,396 --> 01:34:03,702
- Sorry, guys.
2269
01:34:09,316 --> 01:34:10,883
[people clapping]
2270
01:34:14,060 --> 01:34:16,846
- What, you're
now leaving, guys?
2271
01:34:17,020 --> 01:34:18,674
- Inside voices,
for the love of God.
2272
01:34:18,848 --> 01:34:20,632
- Audio control
on this jet pack?
2273
01:34:20,806 --> 01:34:22,982
- I gotta stop smoking
so much weed, guys.
2274
01:34:23,156 --> 01:34:25,332
[slow rock music continues]
2275
01:34:25,506 --> 01:34:26,116
[Grace laughs]
2276
01:34:27,552 --> 01:34:29,032
- I always wondered
that in movies,
2277
01:34:29,423 --> 01:34:30,686
When are people
finding the time to go pee?
2278
01:34:30,860 --> 01:34:31,774
- Or poop.
2279
01:34:31,948 --> 01:34:32,905
There's dogs out there.
2280
01:34:33,297 --> 01:34:34,428
- [Virginia] I know.
2281
01:34:34,602 --> 01:34:35,125
- [Grace] So you
have to hold it.
2282
01:34:37,431 --> 01:34:38,563
- You went from "Damn,
boy," to "Damn, boy!"
2283
01:34:38,737 --> 01:34:41,348
Let's go.
[Collins mutters]
2284
01:34:41,522 --> 01:34:43,263
We don't have time for this.
2285
01:34:45,439 --> 01:34:47,050
- [Collins] It's not working.
2286
01:34:47,224 --> 01:34:49,879
- Okay, here you go.
- The best day ever!
2287
01:35:01,455 --> 01:35:02,935
- Probably gonna be right
where you are, Grace.
2288
01:35:03,109 --> 01:35:05,808
- Okay, okay, okay,
sorry. [laughs]
2289
01:35:07,853 --> 01:35:09,855
- Oh, dear, sorry, I'm
gonna take that back.
2290
01:35:12,379 --> 01:35:13,859
- My eyelashes.
2291
01:35:18,821 --> 01:35:19,865
- [Jay] So we need to get her
2292
01:35:20,039 --> 01:35:22,520
to- to- to call
the Navy SEALs, or-
2293
01:35:23,913 --> 01:35:25,436
[Grace imitates screaming]
2294
01:35:25,610 --> 01:35:28,613
- [Man] Okay,
okay, another towel.
2295
01:35:28,787 --> 01:35:31,355
[group screaming]
2296
01:35:34,358 --> 01:35:35,098
- Go, go, go!
- We gotta go, we gotta go!
2297
01:35:35,272 --> 01:35:37,056
- Okay.
2298
01:35:37,230 --> 01:35:38,710
- I said the-
- Real fake. [laughs]
2299
01:35:38,884 --> 01:35:40,016
- [Riele] That was fucking good.
2300
01:35:40,190 --> 01:35:41,539
That was good.
- That was goddamn-
2301
01:35:41,713 --> 01:35:43,062
- Don't do that,
I'm not into dudes.
2302
01:35:43,236 --> 01:35:46,936
- This is shaping up to
be quite the adventure.
2303
01:35:52,419 --> 01:35:54,639
[group cheers]
2304
01:35:54,813 --> 01:35:56,162
[slow music]
2305
01:35:58,861 --> 01:36:01,559
[group quietly chattering]
2306
01:36:01,733 --> 01:36:04,257
[group cheers]
2307
01:36:06,477 --> 01:36:10,046
[group quietly chattering]
2308
01:36:11,699 --> 01:36:13,919
[dog growls]
2309
01:36:14,093 --> 01:36:14,964
- [Man] Bro,
you talking to me?
2310
01:36:16,879 --> 01:36:18,010
- [Killer Queen] What a
time to be alive.
2311
01:36:19,272 --> 01:36:21,361
[slow rumbling]
2312
01:36:21,535 --> 01:36:23,450
[slow music]
2313
01:36:23,624 --> 01:36:24,451
[steam hisses]
2314
01:36:24,625 --> 01:36:26,410
[person screams]
2315
01:36:29,979 --> 01:36:31,067
- [Man] Did you
just say it's edible?
2316
01:36:31,241 --> 01:36:33,939
- [Man] He did
say it's edible.
2317
01:36:39,075 --> 01:36:44,732
- [Man] Do you want a
photo or a video?
2318
01:36:44,907 --> 01:36:45,472
[group chattering]
2319
01:36:50,303 --> 01:36:52,262
- [Jay] Bingo.
2320
01:36:52,436 --> 01:36:54,133
- [Violet] There are
signs, we'll find our way.
2321
01:36:54,307 --> 01:36:55,918
- [Jay] We don't
speak these signs.
2322
01:36:56,092 --> 01:36:58,137
[group chattering]
2323
01:36:58,311 --> 01:37:00,052
- [Violet] Listen, we will
find our way, but he wouldn't.
2324
01:37:00,226 --> 01:37:01,924
- [Jay] Okay, we
got confidence.
2325
01:37:03,229 --> 01:37:04,535
[group laughs]
2326
01:37:06,232 --> 01:37:07,625
- [Jay] Y'all probably
already know her
2327
01:37:07,799 --> 01:37:08,931
and y'all are
probably gonna send
2328
01:37:09,105 --> 01:37:10,497
me a whole bunch of messages.
2329
01:37:10,802 --> 01:37:12,282
- [Killer Queen] Who are we
talking to right now?
2330
01:37:12,456 --> 01:37:13,500
- [Jay] I have no idea
who you're talking to
2331
01:37:13,674 --> 01:37:14,545
'cause there ain't
no service, so.
2332
01:37:14,719 --> 01:37:16,068
So you can't fall out.
2333
01:37:16,416 --> 01:37:16,764
- [Killer Queen] Exactly,
stay safe, kids.
2334
01:37:16,939 --> 01:37:17,896
[group chattering]
2335
01:37:18,897 --> 01:37:21,117
[group chattering]
2336
01:37:26,122 --> 01:37:28,559
- [Jay] None of us speak
Spanish.
2337
01:37:28,733 --> 01:37:33,433
Hey, hey, [indistinct].
2338
01:37:33,607 --> 01:37:35,696
- [Jay] Why you asking me if
I'm okay, lady.
2339
01:37:35,871 --> 01:37:38,743
[group chattering]
2340
01:37:40,005 --> 01:37:41,659
- [Man] Welcome to Guatemala.
2341
01:37:41,833 --> 01:37:44,053
- [Jay] Trying to see if I
can get you to lick me, hey.
2342
01:37:45,881 --> 01:37:47,186
[group chattering]
2343
01:37:47,360 --> 01:37:49,710
- [Collins] Get
it hot and fresh.
2344
01:37:57,588 --> 01:38:00,591
[slow dramatic music]
2345
01:38:16,085 --> 01:38:19,915
[slow dramatic music continues]
2346
01:38:24,789 --> 01:38:28,575
[slow dramatic music continues]
2347
01:39:40,691 --> 01:39:44,042
[slow rock music continues]
2348
01:39:44,042 --> 01:39:49,042
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01:39:44,042 --> 01:39:54,042
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