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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,500 --> 00:00:04,025 [slow orchestral music] 2 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:23,435 [stone grinding] 3 00:00:28,005 --> 00:00:30,747 [slow thrumming] 4 00:00:37,232 --> 00:00:40,104 [slow ominous music] 5 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:54,162 [slow dramatic music] 6 00:00:56,381 --> 00:00:58,905 [dogs barking] 7 00:01:05,260 --> 00:01:08,132 [dog snarls] 8 00:01:08,306 --> 00:01:10,178 [group quietly chattering] 9 00:01:10,352 --> 00:01:10,874 - [Announcer] All right, people, let's- 10 00:01:11,048 --> 00:01:11,744 [bell rings] 11 00:01:11,918 --> 00:01:14,182 [slow music] 12 00:01:14,356 --> 00:01:15,966 - [Woman] I should have listened to my agent. 13 00:01:16,140 --> 00:01:18,838 I just stepped in dog shit, 14 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:22,146 and it got between my toes, and it's humid, 15 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:24,540 besides some dog shit. 16 00:01:24,714 --> 00:01:28,544 At least I hope it was dog shit. [sighs] 17 00:01:28,718 --> 00:01:32,025 Ugh, seriously, I don't know what else can go wrong 18 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,550 with this picture. 19 00:01:34,724 --> 00:01:38,075 Hey, I am, I am trying, I really am here. 20 00:01:38,249 --> 00:01:39,468 I'm holding on for dear life, 21 00:01:39,642 --> 00:01:42,819 but it's like this universe has it out 22 00:01:42,993 --> 00:01:44,690 for this project or something. 23 00:01:44,864 --> 00:01:46,388 [dog barks] 24 00:01:46,562 --> 00:01:47,128 What? 25 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:49,478 [dog growls] 26 00:01:49,652 --> 00:01:51,262 Hey. 27 00:01:51,436 --> 00:01:52,785 - So you emerge from the darkness. 28 00:01:52,959 --> 00:01:54,787 You're being chased by a cavalry as hounds. 29 00:01:54,961 --> 00:01:56,528 As you get out to the field, the cavalry of hounds, 30 00:01:56,702 --> 00:01:59,140 they engulf you, and you reach your hand into the sky, 31 00:01:59,314 --> 00:02:00,141 just as they come upon you. - What? 32 00:02:00,315 --> 00:02:01,881 - And there's- 33 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:04,841 - That is nothing like what we rehearsed, 34 00:02:05,015 --> 00:02:06,364 nothing like what we rehearsed. 35 00:02:06,538 --> 00:02:09,150 What are you talking about, what? 36 00:02:09,324 --> 00:02:13,589 Like, I am all about, like, 37 00:02:13,763 --> 00:02:16,505 action, okay, and- and- and I really am, 38 00:02:16,679 --> 00:02:19,377 but we have to be, like, it's gotta be- 39 00:02:19,551 --> 00:02:20,900 - [Director] Fuck my life. 40 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:23,860 - Controlled. Controlled authentic, okay? 41 00:02:24,034 --> 00:02:26,167 Nobody wants to die here, okay? 42 00:02:26,341 --> 00:02:29,082 Now, you know I love dogs, but these dogs are super weird- 43 00:02:29,257 --> 00:02:30,823 - These dogs? - Something's off. 44 00:02:30,997 --> 00:02:31,694 - You mean our dogs? 45 00:02:31,868 --> 00:02:32,912 - Yes. 46 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:33,957 - Our dogs wouldn't hurt a fly. 47 00:02:34,131 --> 00:02:35,785 - Are you kidding me? 48 00:02:35,959 --> 00:02:37,613 Have you checked in with the craft service guy? 49 00:02:37,787 --> 00:02:39,354 - Yeah, no. 50 00:02:39,528 --> 00:02:41,486 - Okay, well, let me let you in on something. 51 00:02:41,660 --> 00:02:44,446 They couldn't reattach his finger. 52 00:02:44,620 --> 00:02:46,187 He's down to nine, so completely, 53 00:02:46,361 --> 00:02:48,580 please, come up with some plan 54 00:02:48,754 --> 00:02:51,757 where I get to leave here with 10 of my fingers. 55 00:02:51,931 --> 00:02:53,585 - The only plan I know is the one 56 00:02:53,759 --> 00:02:55,065 where it looks like you're getting mauled, 57 00:02:55,239 --> 00:02:56,066 and that's why your wardrobe is tailor made 58 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:57,328 for this kind of heroism. 59 00:02:57,502 --> 00:02:59,200 - Fuck, what about the blood? 60 00:02:59,374 --> 00:03:00,853 Is the blood okay for the dog? 61 00:03:01,027 --> 00:03:02,507 - Yeah. 62 00:03:02,681 --> 00:03:04,335 - It's been green lighted by the vet 63 00:03:04,509 --> 00:03:05,728 and everything? - Yes, it's top-shelf organic 64 00:03:05,902 --> 00:03:07,947 pig's blood, I had it right here, okay? 65 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:10,646 This is, like, a five star Michelin meal for these guys. 66 00:03:10,820 --> 00:03:13,170 - You're kidding, right, pig's blood? 67 00:03:13,344 --> 00:03:15,651 Pig's blood, are you fucking kidding me? 68 00:03:15,825 --> 00:03:17,783 - No. 69 00:03:17,957 --> 00:03:24,312 - So- so you want to bathe me in pig's blood 70 00:03:24,486 --> 00:03:27,184 and send these dogs after me and to attack me? 71 00:03:27,358 --> 00:03:29,578 Are you, are you, that's it, 72 00:03:29,752 --> 00:03:30,448 you know- - Look, this has gotta be 73 00:03:30,622 --> 00:03:32,363 final, they've gotta have 74 00:03:32,537 --> 00:03:33,712 real hunger, okay? - No, I can't take anymore. 75 00:03:33,886 --> 00:03:35,453 I am done. - If they're not drooling- 76 00:03:35,627 --> 00:03:36,802 - [Announcer] That's it, wrap it up. 77 00:03:36,976 --> 00:03:39,457 [both speaking Spanish] 78 00:03:45,246 --> 00:03:49,075 [Maria Spanish] 79 00:03:52,949 --> 00:03:57,301 [Marco speaking Spanish] 80 00:03:58,737 --> 00:04:01,697 [dogs barking] 81 00:04:01,871 --> 00:04:04,787 [dog whines] 82 00:04:04,961 --> 00:04:05,918 [dog howls] 83 00:04:06,092 --> 00:04:07,529 - [Maria] Montoya? 84 00:04:11,228 --> 00:04:15,667 [Maria speaking Spanish] 85 00:04:17,582 --> 00:04:19,541 [bat chitters] 86 00:04:19,715 --> 00:04:20,890 [bat screeches] 87 00:04:21,064 --> 00:04:22,718 [Maria Spanish] 88 00:04:22,892 --> 00:04:25,111 [dog howls] 89 00:04:26,722 --> 00:04:29,507 [crickets chirping] 90 00:04:34,164 --> 00:04:36,514 [dog whines] 91 00:04:37,776 --> 00:04:40,344 [bat chitters] 92 00:04:41,911 --> 00:04:44,783 [slow ominous music] 93 00:04:46,394 --> 00:04:47,525 [bats screeching] 94 00:04:47,699 --> 00:04:50,572 [Maria cries out] 95 00:04:53,314 --> 00:04:55,359 [dogs growling] 96 00:04:55,533 --> 00:04:56,404 - Maria? 97 00:04:58,101 --> 00:04:59,972 Come on, Maria. 98 00:05:00,146 --> 00:05:02,192 [leaves rustling] 99 00:05:04,150 --> 00:05:07,806 [slow ominous music continues] 100 00:05:11,593 --> 00:05:12,768 - Montoya? 101 00:05:12,942 --> 00:05:15,248 [dog whines] 102 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:19,731 Montoya? 103 00:05:20,950 --> 00:05:22,343 [Maria whistles] 104 00:05:22,517 --> 00:05:24,736 [dog pants] 105 00:05:26,825 --> 00:05:29,393 [bat chitters] 106 00:05:30,307 --> 00:05:32,135 Montoya? 107 00:05:32,309 --> 00:05:35,007 [slow dramatic music] 108 00:05:35,181 --> 00:05:37,532 [dog growls] 109 00:05:40,361 --> 00:05:43,102 [leash clinks] 110 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:46,018 [dog growls] 111 00:05:46,192 --> 00:05:48,412 [dog barks] 112 00:05:50,545 --> 00:05:53,069 [dogs howling] 113 00:05:57,116 --> 00:05:57,639 - Maria? 114 00:06:00,206 --> 00:06:02,513 [dog growls] 115 00:06:04,254 --> 00:06:06,082 [dog barks] 116 00:06:06,256 --> 00:06:09,041 [Marco speaking Spanish] 117 00:06:09,215 --> 00:06:11,217 [Maria speaking Spanish] 118 00:06:11,392 --> 00:06:12,871 [dog growls] 119 00:06:13,045 --> 00:06:15,613 [Maria grunts] 120 00:06:21,010 --> 00:06:22,228 [Maria speaking Spanish] 121 00:06:22,403 --> 00:06:23,882 [Hector speaking Spanish] 122 00:06:24,056 --> 00:06:25,275 [Maria speaking Spanish] 123 00:06:25,449 --> 00:06:26,189 [Hector speaking Spanish] 124 00:06:26,363 --> 00:06:28,496 [dogs growling] 125 00:06:30,585 --> 00:06:32,587 [cage door creaks] 126 00:06:36,112 --> 00:06:38,331 [dog barks] 127 00:06:43,815 --> 00:06:47,036 [dog continues barking] 128 00:06:51,257 --> 00:06:53,608 [dog growls] 129 00:06:57,655 --> 00:06:59,222 [Marco shouts] 130 00:06:59,396 --> 00:07:00,136 - [Maria] Marco! 131 00:07:00,310 --> 00:07:02,660 [Marco screams] 132 00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:05,533 Marco? 133 00:07:05,707 --> 00:07:06,490 [Hector speaking Spanish] 134 00:07:06,664 --> 00:07:08,231 [slow dramatic music] 135 00:07:08,405 --> 00:07:10,712 [dog growls] 136 00:07:12,540 --> 00:07:13,715 [Hector speaking Spanish] 137 00:07:13,889 --> 00:07:15,020 [Maria speaking Spanish] 138 00:07:15,194 --> 00:07:17,719 [dogs barking] 139 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:25,030 [slow dramatic music continues] 140 00:07:29,078 --> 00:07:29,644 - Marco? 141 00:07:31,341 --> 00:07:32,690 - [Hector] Maria. 142 00:07:35,954 --> 00:07:37,478 [dog growls] 143 00:07:38,479 --> 00:07:40,350 [Hector screams] 144 00:07:40,524 --> 00:07:41,307 [dog growls] 145 00:07:41,482 --> 00:07:43,396 [Maria cries out] 146 00:07:43,571 --> 00:07:44,528 [slow dramatic music continues] 147 00:07:44,702 --> 00:07:48,053 [dog barks] 148 00:07:48,227 --> 00:07:50,708 [slow dramatic music continues] 149 00:07:55,452 --> 00:07:57,715 [dog barks] 150 00:07:59,543 --> 00:08:01,545 [glass shatters] 151 00:08:01,719 --> 00:08:04,156 [Maria pants] 152 00:08:05,331 --> 00:08:07,290 [dog snarls] 153 00:08:07,464 --> 00:08:09,684 [dog barks] 154 00:08:17,256 --> 00:08:18,649 [Hector cries out] 155 00:08:18,823 --> 00:08:20,042 [Hector screams] 156 00:08:20,216 --> 00:08:20,782 - Hector! 157 00:08:22,131 --> 00:08:24,437 [dog whines] 158 00:08:26,265 --> 00:08:27,049 [truck door slams] 159 00:08:27,223 --> 00:08:29,138 [Maria pants] 160 00:08:36,406 --> 00:08:38,756 [dog growls] 161 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:44,022 [dog snarls] 162 00:08:44,196 --> 00:08:46,851 [Maria screams] 163 00:08:47,025 --> 00:08:49,593 [dogs barking] 164 00:08:51,726 --> 00:08:52,422 [Maria screams] 165 00:08:52,596 --> 00:08:54,250 [dogs barking] 166 00:08:54,424 --> 00:08:56,687 [dogs howling] 167 00:08:59,647 --> 00:09:04,129 [seagulls crying] 168 00:09:04,303 --> 00:09:07,176 [upbeat music] 169 00:09:15,010 --> 00:09:17,316 [howls] 170 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:20,493 Yeah, dude, and I am bringing five content creators, what? 171 00:09:20,668 --> 00:09:23,714 Five top content creators to come to this island 172 00:09:23,888 --> 00:09:25,237 to save these beautiful mutts 173 00:09:25,411 --> 00:09:28,806 and give them the boozy influencer lifestyle. 174 00:09:28,980 --> 00:09:31,548 I am Willy Wonka with the Golden Ticket, 175 00:09:31,722 --> 00:09:33,506 and the hot young Timothรฉe Chalamet Willy Wonka, 176 00:09:33,681 --> 00:09:34,812 not the old, creepy one. 177 00:09:36,858 --> 00:09:39,208 I'm bringing these digital dynamos to this island 178 00:09:46,694 --> 00:09:49,261 and I'm gonna say their names 179 00:09:49,435 --> 00:09:52,395 - Right now, drum roll. 180 00:09:52,569 --> 00:09:53,396 - First on the list. 181 00:09:53,570 --> 00:09:56,529 [slow electronic music] 182 00:10:01,447 --> 00:10:03,319 for the next generation of busy ladies. 183 00:10:03,493 --> 00:10:04,929 [marble clatters] [toy squeaks] 184 00:10:05,103 --> 00:10:06,714 [slow music] 185 00:10:06,888 --> 00:10:08,411 [machine whirs] 186 00:10:08,585 --> 00:10:11,849 [slow electronic music] 187 00:10:17,289 --> 00:10:19,465 And that's how you dominate your morning ritual. 188 00:10:20,292 --> 00:10:22,033 - [Computer] Vince Ventura mentioned you 189 00:10:22,512 --> 00:10:23,556 in his live stream, play video? 190 00:10:23,731 --> 00:10:25,210 - Play. - [Computer] Play. 191 00:10:25,384 --> 00:10:30,651 - First on the list, the unparalleled Killer Queen. 192 00:10:30,825 --> 00:10:32,609 You and your life hack, beautifully meta. 193 00:10:32,783 --> 00:10:33,741 Next on the list- - Hell, yeah. 194 00:10:33,915 --> 00:10:35,046 - Big Farmer. 195 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:36,613 โ™ช Stacking clucks โ™ช 196 00:10:37,658 --> 00:10:38,615 โ™ช Riding on this tractor, that's what's up โ™ช 197 00:10:38,789 --> 00:10:40,399 โ™ช 'Sup, 'sup โ™ช 198 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:41,923 โ™ช Goats in the field โ™ช 199 00:10:42,314 --> 00:10:43,446 โ™ช Making green all day โ™ช 200 00:10:43,838 --> 00:10:45,404 โ™ช Chickens in the barn โ™ช 201 00:10:45,796 --> 00:10:47,972 โ™ช Stacking clucks, on this black tractor โ™ช 202 00:10:48,146 --> 00:10:49,670 โ™ช That's what's up โ™ช 203 00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:51,410 โ™ช Sun's up, goats in the field โ™ช 204 00:10:51,759 --> 00:10:52,803 - You gotta check this out. 205 00:10:52,977 --> 00:10:54,022 - Hey, man, don't you see 206 00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:55,893 Big Farmer Jay dropping some tasty bars? 207 00:10:56,067 --> 00:10:56,894 - It's super fresh. [phone chirps] 208 00:10:57,068 --> 00:10:59,027 But so is this. 209 00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:00,463 Vince Ventura. - Big Farmer Jay. 210 00:11:00,637 --> 00:11:02,421 - [Vince] He's inviting you to a private island. 211 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:04,685 - Yo, Big Farmer Jay, I can't wait to bask in your energy. 212 00:11:04,859 --> 00:11:05,598 - Dope. 213 00:11:07,949 --> 00:11:10,560 - [Vince] And next, our very own toxic peacock, Mason Kelly. 214 00:11:10,908 --> 00:11:12,823 [Mason laughs] 215 00:11:12,997 --> 00:11:15,913 - Vince Ventura, it's about time you recognized real talent. 216 00:11:16,087 --> 00:11:17,567 - You flip a bird to bureaucracy 217 00:11:17,741 --> 00:11:19,395 with every block you chain, brother. 218 00:11:19,569 --> 00:11:22,137 - I made it! [cheers] 219 00:11:22,311 --> 00:11:24,705 - But don't get too comfy in your little ego mansion, 220 00:11:24,879 --> 00:11:27,664 okay, Mason, don't get too comfy in your little ego mansion. 221 00:11:27,838 --> 00:11:29,579 There are a couple more people coming, 222 00:11:29,753 --> 00:11:33,583 the Shenanigan siblings, Violet Femme and Collins Cleverly. 223 00:11:33,757 --> 00:11:34,540 - Who the hell are they? 224 00:11:34,715 --> 00:11:37,587 [slow music] 225 00:11:37,761 --> 00:11:40,068 - [Collins] Hey, yo, V, come on. 226 00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:43,854 Get those knees up, move a little faster. 227 00:11:44,028 --> 00:11:45,769 Come on, we're lagging on our live stream. 228 00:11:47,379 --> 00:11:48,990 - You're the one who was late. 229 00:11:49,164 --> 00:11:52,471 - Well, I was busy securing our future. 230 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:55,823 Mystics, the vape company, they're in for 10 grand. 231 00:11:55,997 --> 00:11:56,737 - Collins. 232 00:11:56,911 --> 00:11:57,607 - Hmm? 233 00:11:57,781 --> 00:11:59,435 - Our viewers are kids. 234 00:11:59,609 --> 00:12:02,220 - That is precisely why they chose us, Violet. 235 00:12:02,394 --> 00:12:05,267 Those kids are the 18-year-olds of tomorrow. 236 00:12:05,441 --> 00:12:06,616 - [Violet] Hmm. 237 00:12:07,922 --> 00:12:09,271 - Nice tattoo design. 238 00:12:09,445 --> 00:12:11,229 Hey, you know there's an app for this, right? 239 00:12:11,403 --> 00:12:12,100 You just, like- 240 00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:14,058 - [Violet] Dude. 241 00:12:14,232 --> 00:12:14,755 - Snap it and done in, like, three seconds flat, 242 00:12:14,929 --> 00:12:16,800 but no shade, that's um, 243 00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:21,065 that's actually pretty legit. 244 00:12:21,239 --> 00:12:23,241 - Okay, first of all, fuck you. 245 00:12:23,415 --> 00:12:25,635 And thank you, I guess, I kind of like it too. 246 00:12:25,809 --> 00:12:26,854 - You ready to make some magic? 247 00:12:27,028 --> 00:12:28,899 - Can you just give me a second 248 00:12:29,073 --> 00:12:31,293 to shift from tortured artist to click bait clown? 249 00:12:31,467 --> 00:12:34,426 - Not everyone can pull off what we do, V, 250 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,080 and that's, like, the definition of art, right- 251 00:12:36,254 --> 00:12:37,734 - [Violet] Well, I'm pretty sure it's not art. 252 00:12:37,908 --> 00:12:39,257 - [Collins] Yeah, well, it's also keeping the lights 253 00:12:39,431 --> 00:12:40,955 on here, so, you know, let's raise the bar 254 00:12:41,129 --> 00:12:42,217 and brighten up the room a little bit- 255 00:12:42,391 --> 00:12:44,306 - Ooh, ooh, what fresh hell is this? 256 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,874 - The "Not My Arms" Cake Decorating Challenge. 257 00:12:47,048 --> 00:12:48,527 - Ooh, no, I am the arms. 258 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:49,746 - Nope, you're vertically challenged. 259 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,793 Your face would be out of frame. 260 00:12:52,967 --> 00:12:56,448 Look, art is what we make of it, all right? 261 00:12:56,622 --> 00:12:58,711 - Philosophical gems from the star 262 00:12:58,886 --> 00:13:01,192 of my pits on your pendulums. 263 00:13:01,366 --> 00:13:03,020 - Well, try not to kill my good vibes 264 00:13:03,194 --> 00:13:09,505 when we're about to go live in five, four, three, two. 265 00:13:09,679 --> 00:13:11,637 Hey, y'all, we're gonna do something totally insane. 266 00:13:11,812 --> 00:13:13,509 We're gonna see if we can decorate the beautiful cake 267 00:13:13,683 --> 00:13:16,164 and have Violet eat it in today's. 268 00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:19,341 - [Both] "Not My Hands" Cake Decorating and Eating Challenge. 269 00:13:19,515 --> 00:13:21,560 - I will not just be decorating this cake, 270 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,258 but I guess now eating it too. 271 00:13:23,432 --> 00:13:25,347 - But why are we like this? 272 00:13:25,521 --> 00:13:26,783 It's not gonna be Violet's hands doing all the work. 273 00:13:26,957 --> 00:13:30,221 No, no, no, no, it's gonna get crazy, crazy. 274 00:13:31,266 --> 00:13:32,658 [Violet laughs] 275 00:13:36,010 --> 00:13:38,490 - Oh, don't forget the sprinkles. 276 00:13:39,796 --> 00:13:40,666 Mm, it's so good. 277 00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:42,581 - Hey, hey, Violet. 278 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,148 What do the fans think of our performance so far? 279 00:13:44,322 --> 00:13:46,411 - Oh, "internet royalty," thanks, guys. 280 00:13:46,585 --> 00:13:47,630 - Internet royalty. 281 00:13:47,804 --> 00:13:48,718 - Yeah, sure, we'll take it. 282 00:13:48,892 --> 00:13:50,154 - Two thumbs up, baby. 283 00:13:50,328 --> 00:13:52,809 - And, oh, an invite to Vince Ventura's island. 284 00:13:52,983 --> 00:13:54,376 Sorry, we can't make it 'cause we're skydiving 285 00:13:54,550 --> 00:13:56,030 with Elon Musk. - No, no, no, no. 286 00:13:56,204 --> 00:13:57,770 Hold on, dude, that's fucking legit. 287 00:13:57,945 --> 00:13:59,860 Oh, yeah, that's from the GOAT himself. 288 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,169 - Oh, mm-mm. 289 00:14:05,343 --> 00:14:08,564 - Yes, yes. [slow music] 290 00:14:10,261 --> 00:14:11,523 - Looks so great. 291 00:14:11,697 --> 00:14:13,221 - It's almost iconic. 292 00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:14,657 - That's a good-looking group right there. 293 00:14:14,831 --> 00:14:16,702 Aw, man, Thalia, you're the shit. 294 00:14:16,877 --> 00:14:18,443 - Yo, mad love, for real. 295 00:14:18,617 --> 00:14:20,010 I'm just out here sprinkling some vibes, 296 00:14:20,184 --> 00:14:22,056 hoping you guys make viral history. 297 00:14:22,230 --> 00:14:24,014 All right, come on, follow me to the promised land. 298 00:14:24,188 --> 00:14:25,233 - [Jay] Let's do it. 299 00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:26,582 - Let's go pet some puppies. 300 00:14:26,756 --> 00:14:28,323 [pop music playing] 301 00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,980 [helicopter blades whirring] 302 00:14:34,764 --> 00:14:36,592 - [Jay] I see you with the flashy jet playboy. 303 00:14:36,766 --> 00:14:38,420 - Well, that country swag a little extra, yo, 304 00:14:38,594 --> 00:14:40,770 but if that's your jam, I don't judge. 305 00:14:40,944 --> 00:14:43,294 - It kind of sounds like you do. 306 00:14:43,468 --> 00:14:45,557 - [Jay] I ain't tripping on it, little mama. [laughs] 307 00:14:45,731 --> 00:14:47,820 - Who are you two, again, the Chamois siblings? 308 00:14:47,995 --> 00:14:48,909 - No, no, no, we're the- 309 00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:50,127 - Actually, nevermind. 310 00:14:50,301 --> 00:14:50,998 - We're the Shenanigan siblings. 311 00:14:51,172 --> 00:14:51,912 - I don't care. 312 00:14:52,086 --> 00:14:53,652 - Yeah, we just crossed 313 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,785 four million subs last month, actually. 314 00:14:55,959 --> 00:14:57,700 I listened to your podcast about pulling back the wallpaper 315 00:14:57,874 --> 00:14:59,397 on the financial facade, like, that shit was dope, dude. 316 00:14:59,571 --> 00:15:00,877 - Thanks, bro. 317 00:15:01,051 --> 00:15:04,272 - Yo, Farmer dude, check this out. 318 00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,187 That's my calling coin, a key to the Mason Kelly kingdom. 319 00:15:06,361 --> 00:15:08,232 Scan that QR code and bam, [snaps] 320 00:15:08,406 --> 00:15:10,278 you're one Bitcoin richer. 321 00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:11,583 - [Thalia] Oh, that's lit. 322 00:15:15,892 --> 00:15:17,459 - What, you guys didn't know? 323 00:15:17,633 --> 00:15:19,026 Bananas are, like, natural bug shields. 324 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,505 If you had watched my vids, 325 00:15:20,679 --> 00:15:21,811 you'd be clued into this already, but hey. 326 00:15:21,985 --> 00:15:23,204 - That peel mixed with 327 00:15:23,378 --> 00:15:25,075 your perfume smell like banana pudding. 328 00:15:28,252 --> 00:15:30,298 Damn, now I want some banana pudding. 329 00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:32,822 - Yo, guys, peep the flip side of the island. 330 00:15:32,996 --> 00:15:34,302 That's where we're laying down a track system 331 00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:36,434 for our trams, pretty dope, right? 332 00:15:36,608 --> 00:15:38,306 - [Mason] It's popping. 333 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,742 - Yeah, everyone, see that boat down there? 334 00:15:39,916 --> 00:15:41,613 That's gonna be the Vincetopia party barge. 335 00:15:41,787 --> 00:15:43,485 It'll take people from the city straight 336 00:15:43,659 --> 00:15:45,748 to this slice of paradise of ours for tours. 337 00:15:45,922 --> 00:15:48,751 โ™ช All I need is the sun in my sight โ™ช 338 00:15:48,925 --> 00:15:50,709 - Hey, when do we get to meet the man himself? 339 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:54,626 - Oh, dude, Vince is just maxing and relaxing, island-style. 340 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,063 He is counting down the seconds 341 00:15:56,237 --> 00:15:58,979 'til he gets to meet you guys. 342 00:15:59,153 --> 00:16:01,285 Oh, hey, look, there he is now, my man. 343 00:16:01,459 --> 00:16:04,810 [upbeat music] 344 00:16:07,726 --> 00:16:11,208 [helicopter blades whirring] 345 00:16:21,131 --> 00:16:21,566 - [Killer Queen] Whoa. 346 00:16:21,871 --> 00:16:23,264 - Nice. 347 00:16:23,438 --> 00:16:24,569 - Mm-hmm. 348 00:16:24,743 --> 00:16:25,962 - This is huge for us, V. 349 00:16:26,136 --> 00:16:28,965 - Hola, my special guests. 350 00:16:29,139 --> 00:16:32,186 Welcome to Vincetopia. 351 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,926 That's right, I colonized this bitch. 352 00:16:34,101 --> 00:16:36,538 Give it here, give it here. 353 00:16:36,712 --> 00:16:39,019 - Dude, we gotta live stream this shit, ASAP. 354 00:16:39,193 --> 00:16:40,759 Hey, do you have wifi here? 355 00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,109 - Hey, yo, Vince, your boy wants to know 356 00:16:42,283 --> 00:16:44,154 if you got the wifi hooked up. 357 00:16:44,328 --> 00:16:45,895 - I can do you one better, my boy. 358 00:16:46,069 --> 00:16:47,679 I got my own cell tower. 359 00:16:47,853 --> 00:16:49,464 - That's fucking dope. [group chattering] 360 00:16:49,638 --> 00:16:51,466 - Look at that, I call her the Iron Giant, 361 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,685 'cause she makes me cry every time I watch her. 362 00:16:53,859 --> 00:16:55,035 It's gorgeous, it's built by kids. 363 00:16:55,209 --> 00:16:56,297 That's legal here. 364 00:16:56,471 --> 00:16:58,299 Oh, but guess what, you guys? 365 00:16:58,473 --> 00:16:59,691 You can't use it! 366 00:17:00,866 --> 00:17:02,216 - Huh? 367 00:17:02,390 --> 00:17:04,261 - Come on, dude, that FOMO will turn 368 00:17:04,435 --> 00:17:06,350 into JOMO, I promise. 369 00:17:06,524 --> 00:17:08,483 That's Joy of Missing Out, it's trademarked, come on. 370 00:17:08,657 --> 00:17:10,267 I'll give you all the dirty deets later, 371 00:17:10,441 --> 00:17:12,356 but for now, no one's touching my sacred wifi. 372 00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:14,576 - [Mason] It's going up. 373 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,969 - He's saving his sacred wifi for that special someone. 374 00:17:17,144 --> 00:17:18,188 - [Mason] Look at this place. 375 00:17:18,362 --> 00:17:20,147 It looks like a tropical resort. 376 00:17:20,321 --> 00:17:21,583 - [Violet] Wait, how did you engineer this? 377 00:17:21,757 --> 00:17:23,367 - [Killer Queen] Did you engineer this yourself? 378 00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:24,281 - Yes, the resort is just the beginning. 379 00:17:24,455 --> 00:17:26,022 Wait 'til you the see beautiful 380 00:17:26,196 --> 00:17:27,545 doggy paradise this island will become. 381 00:17:27,719 --> 00:17:30,418 It's a gorgeous aerial view, you guys. [gasps] 382 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:34,987 Oh, look, look, look, look, look, right there. 383 00:17:35,162 --> 00:17:36,554 - Hello, future citizens. 384 00:17:36,728 --> 00:17:38,252 [dog howls] 385 00:17:38,426 --> 00:17:39,166 - [Mason] What, they're fucking wild dogs? 386 00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:41,429 - I can't wait to meet you. 387 00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:45,389 Behold, these canines are the backbone 388 00:17:45,563 --> 00:17:47,522 of our little viral odyssey. 389 00:17:47,696 --> 00:17:48,827 - German shepherds? 390 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:52,092 - Mm-hmm, yes, I see the depth 391 00:17:52,266 --> 00:17:55,138 and nuance like a fine bourbon, impressive animals. 392 00:17:55,312 --> 00:17:56,966 - [Vince] Good eye. 393 00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:58,489 - Look at you, looking all lush and plush. 394 00:17:58,663 --> 00:17:59,099 Oh, you my special little fluffy- 395 00:17:59,403 --> 00:18:01,188 [dog growls] 396 00:18:01,579 --> 00:18:04,408 - Easy, easy, easy, cowboy. [laughs] 397 00:18:04,582 --> 00:18:06,062 They'll be your best friends soon enough, 398 00:18:06,236 --> 00:18:08,412 but for now, let's go enjoy some hors d'oeuvres. 399 00:18:08,586 --> 00:18:09,631 - Let's give it up for Vince, everybody. [claps] 400 00:18:09,805 --> 00:18:10,632 - All right, cute dogs, let's go. 401 00:18:10,806 --> 00:18:11,546 - Give it up for Vince. 402 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,243 [dog barks] 403 00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:15,376 - [Vince] I'm like the Oprah of dogs. [laughs] 404 00:18:15,550 --> 00:18:17,552 [dog growls] 405 00:18:17,726 --> 00:18:18,814 - She gotta go to the bathroom. 406 00:18:18,988 --> 00:18:22,470 - Waivers and IDs. 407 00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:24,124 - Right this way. [group chattering] 408 00:18:24,298 --> 00:18:26,213 After you, my dudes. 409 00:18:26,387 --> 00:18:28,476 But never poop inside there, don't poop in there. 410 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,303 After you. 411 00:18:31,174 --> 00:18:34,177 Enjoy yourself, Vincetopia awaits. 412 00:18:37,702 --> 00:18:40,444 - Huzzah, you didn't think I'd leave you hanging, did you? 413 00:18:40,618 --> 00:18:45,014 Feast, feast, my internet gladiators. 414 00:18:45,188 --> 00:18:46,624 - Hey, are you wearing the new Gucci robe? 415 00:18:46,798 --> 00:18:48,931 - That's actually Yeezy's Messiah Collection. 416 00:18:49,105 --> 00:18:50,889 So down the hall, 417 00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,065 you'll find your own private chambers of slumber. 418 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:56,634 Tomorrow morning, we brunch and unleash the real magic. 419 00:18:56,808 --> 00:19:00,377 Until then, Thalia and I have some groundwork to lay 420 00:19:00,551 --> 00:19:03,598 for the main event, so do me a favor 421 00:19:03,772 --> 00:19:07,602 and stick to the indoor shenanigans for tonight, 422 00:19:07,776 --> 00:19:10,953 all right, indoor shenanigans, au revoir. 423 00:19:11,127 --> 00:19:12,520 - [Jay] That food look good. 424 00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:14,391 [helicopter blades whirring] 425 00:19:14,565 --> 00:19:16,088 - [Vince] Ah, there she goes. 426 00:19:16,263 --> 00:19:18,961 [slow dramatic music] 427 00:19:19,135 --> 00:19:21,442 [dogs growling] 428 00:19:25,794 --> 00:19:26,751 - I do this for a living. 429 00:19:26,925 --> 00:19:28,536 You know how many animals 430 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:29,101 I have to wrangle up? - You wrangle dogs 431 00:19:29,276 --> 00:19:30,015 for a living? 432 00:19:30,190 --> 00:19:31,016 - I wrangle cows. 433 00:19:31,191 --> 00:19:32,627 - Tell me what you think 434 00:19:32,801 --> 00:19:33,323 about our fellow icons of the internet. 435 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:39,199 - I feel like we've dropped down 436 00:19:39,373 --> 00:19:41,462 into the carnival of crazies, 437 00:19:41,636 --> 00:19:43,725 and Mason Kelly is the guest of honor. 438 00:19:43,899 --> 00:19:46,858 - Yeah, he's not exactly YouTube friendly, huh? 439 00:19:47,032 --> 00:19:50,993 - Vince Ventura, oho, I don't trust his judgment. 440 00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:53,691 No, a kiddie pool has more depth. 441 00:19:53,865 --> 00:19:58,130 - Oh, that was pretty cold, V. 442 00:19:58,305 --> 00:20:02,570 Okay, [clears throat] how about we pivot to something a bit 443 00:20:06,182 --> 00:20:07,096 fluffier? 444 00:20:07,270 --> 00:20:09,403 - Huh, the dogs? 445 00:20:10,447 --> 00:20:12,406 - Thoughts? 446 00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:18,194 - Oh, I think they should stay, and we probably shouldn't. 447 00:20:18,368 --> 00:20:20,588 - Yeah, well, yeah, you're always way more team cat 448 00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,242 than dog squad, huh? 449 00:20:22,416 --> 00:20:24,026 - No, I love the dogs. 450 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:28,509 I just think the whole setup is sketchy. 451 00:20:28,683 --> 00:20:31,468 - Oh, nah, nah, oh, hey, yo, no. 452 00:20:31,642 --> 00:20:34,341 This is the fucking man, okay? 453 00:20:34,515 --> 00:20:36,343 He's throwing so much money into this island 454 00:20:36,517 --> 00:20:38,780 to give these dogs a paradise. 455 00:20:38,954 --> 00:20:41,826 - It was their paradise before his bank account showed up. 456 00:20:48,093 --> 00:20:49,443 [Collins laughs] 457 00:20:49,617 --> 00:20:51,358 - Hey, yo, what's up, Violet? 458 00:20:51,532 --> 00:20:52,272 You all good in the 'hood? 459 00:20:52,446 --> 00:20:54,186 - Yeah, I'm just gonna step out 460 00:20:54,361 --> 00:20:56,885 for a breath of the great outdoors, you carry on. 461 00:20:57,059 --> 00:20:59,191 - Okay, but didn't Vince issue a no go, she already. 462 00:20:59,366 --> 00:21:01,150 - Man, she don't give a. 463 00:21:01,324 --> 00:21:01,977 [group quietly chattering] 464 00:21:02,151 --> 00:21:04,196 [Violet groans] 465 00:21:13,467 --> 00:21:15,077 [dog barks] 466 00:21:15,251 --> 00:21:16,861 [dog whines] 467 00:21:17,035 --> 00:21:19,560 [dog howls] 468 00:21:21,039 --> 00:21:23,564 [dogs howling] 469 00:21:27,045 --> 00:21:29,570 [dogs barking] 470 00:21:32,268 --> 00:21:34,531 [dogs howling] 471 00:21:37,273 --> 00:21:39,319 [dog whines] 472 00:21:42,539 --> 00:21:45,325 [dog growls] 473 00:21:45,499 --> 00:21:48,806 - Aw, you're still up, huh? 474 00:21:50,025 --> 00:21:51,896 [dog whines] 475 00:21:52,070 --> 00:21:52,941 Hey. 476 00:21:55,813 --> 00:21:59,077 You don't like being locked in this cage, do you? 477 00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:01,428 I wish I had a treat for you. 478 00:22:01,602 --> 00:22:03,952 [dog whines] 479 00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:07,999 [dog barks] 480 00:22:08,173 --> 00:22:09,261 [Violet gasps] 481 00:22:09,436 --> 00:22:12,352 [dog barks] 482 00:22:12,526 --> 00:22:14,136 [slow dramatic music] 483 00:22:14,310 --> 00:22:16,573 [dogs barking] 484 00:22:18,401 --> 00:22:19,402 Okay, nope. 485 00:22:20,185 --> 00:22:21,491 [dog barks] 486 00:22:21,665 --> 00:22:24,233 [Violet pants] 487 00:22:26,670 --> 00:22:30,500 [slow dramatic music continues] 488 00:22:31,545 --> 00:22:33,851 [twig snaps] 489 00:22:35,331 --> 00:22:37,855 [Violet pants] 490 00:22:39,770 --> 00:22:42,773 [slow dramatic music] 491 00:22:44,384 --> 00:22:45,907 [Violet gasps] 492 00:22:46,081 --> 00:22:48,953 Oh, fuck, Collins. 493 00:22:49,127 --> 00:22:50,825 - I was trying to snag this moody shot of you. 494 00:22:50,999 --> 00:22:52,043 I figured you'd moseyed- 495 00:22:52,217 --> 00:22:53,349 - You scared the shit out of me. 496 00:22:53,523 --> 00:22:54,394 - Hey, check it out. 497 00:22:54,568 --> 00:22:56,178 - Let's check it out. 498 00:22:56,352 --> 00:22:58,746 - You were so serving final girl energy here. 499 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,575 - Eat a dick. 500 00:23:01,749 --> 00:23:05,013 - Wow, this is, like, mad homophobic, Violet. 501 00:23:05,187 --> 00:23:06,667 - As if being stuck on Vince Ventura's version 502 00:23:06,841 --> 00:23:08,320 of "Survivor" isn't shitty enough, 503 00:23:08,495 --> 00:23:11,149 you're now hiding behind the trees, 504 00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:13,935 acting like a little creeper, gathering content? 505 00:23:14,109 --> 00:23:17,939 I love ya, but I quit. 506 00:23:18,113 --> 00:23:19,680 - Wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, so what, 507 00:23:19,854 --> 00:23:21,769 you're just gonna go back to your cave 508 00:23:21,943 --> 00:23:23,727 and draw some pictures for the maddening crowd? 509 00:23:23,901 --> 00:23:28,384 - At least in my cave, I don't have to bend over for likes. 510 00:23:28,558 --> 00:23:30,995 - Look, this is our shot, Violet. 511 00:23:31,169 --> 00:23:32,475 You're always saying you want to make a mark, 512 00:23:32,649 --> 00:23:35,565 this is it, #savethedogs. 513 00:23:35,739 --> 00:23:36,653 - Well, that just sounds like more risk 514 00:23:36,827 --> 00:23:38,742 and click bait to me. 515 00:23:38,916 --> 00:23:41,049 - Hey, come on, stop, Violet. 516 00:23:41,223 --> 00:23:45,009 We could sway millions, gain followers, earn trust, like, 517 00:23:45,183 --> 00:23:46,794 that's all influence, and- - It's suffocating for me. 518 00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:48,622 - That shit counts for something, right? 519 00:23:48,796 --> 00:23:50,754 - Literally, what you are describing is soul sucking, 520 00:23:50,928 --> 00:23:54,018 and I have had plenty of that ever since I got a bar 521 00:23:54,192 --> 00:23:55,977 that I have to manage that's falling apart, 522 00:23:56,151 --> 00:23:59,459 and I'm managing your dreams, and I'm managing you. 523 00:24:03,767 --> 00:24:04,681 - Me? 524 00:24:05,552 --> 00:24:08,032 [slow music] 525 00:24:08,206 --> 00:24:11,645 Cool, so what am I, some dreaded task 526 00:24:11,819 --> 00:24:14,386 between paying bills and existential dread? 527 00:24:17,389 --> 00:24:19,217 - Like, crafting content from the comfort 528 00:24:19,391 --> 00:24:22,394 of our little studio, that's cool, 529 00:24:22,569 --> 00:24:24,571 and I'm cool with that, but diving 530 00:24:24,745 --> 00:24:27,574 into the vapid creator circus, 531 00:24:28,749 --> 00:24:30,577 it's just, I can't do it. 532 00:24:33,101 --> 00:24:34,711 - All right, so look, 533 00:24:34,885 --> 00:24:35,756 maybe everyone here is a little eccentric. 534 00:24:35,930 --> 00:24:37,497 [Violet scoffs] 535 00:24:37,671 --> 00:24:39,411 But they're as real as it gets, Violet. 536 00:24:39,586 --> 00:24:42,719 It's okay to like them. 537 00:24:42,893 --> 00:24:45,287 They have their anxieties and ambitions, same as you. 538 00:24:47,594 --> 00:24:49,073 I mean, have you ever considered 539 00:24:49,247 --> 00:24:51,728 that maybe you're just a bit jealous 540 00:24:51,902 --> 00:24:54,775 because they're living life to the fullest and you're not? 541 00:24:57,038 --> 00:25:00,520 [Violet sighs] 542 00:25:00,694 --> 00:25:02,434 - They're as real as it gets? 543 00:25:04,828 --> 00:25:07,265 They're as real as it gets? 544 00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:09,311 They're as real as it gets, 545 00:25:09,485 --> 00:25:13,707 and you're saying that I have some psychological issue 546 00:25:13,881 --> 00:25:15,491 that's keeping me from growing 547 00:25:15,665 --> 00:25:19,669 into a real two-dimensional creator, just like them? 548 00:25:19,843 --> 00:25:21,845 Okay, let me just try this out. 549 00:25:22,019 --> 00:25:25,501 Hi, world, it's me, Violet, live from the intersection 550 00:25:25,675 --> 00:25:27,677 of Botox and bleached assholes. 551 00:25:27,851 --> 00:25:29,418 Drop your dignity in the comments. 552 00:25:29,592 --> 00:25:31,507 What's up, blockchain believers? 553 00:25:31,681 --> 00:25:33,770 On this episode of the Bro Bible, we'll teach you how 554 00:25:33,944 --> 00:25:36,556 to throw Bitcoin at bitches, and we guarantee 555 00:25:36,730 --> 00:25:39,907 they'll either put out or shut up. [imitates laughing] 556 00:25:40,081 --> 00:25:42,170 Don't forget to smash the like button. 557 00:25:42,344 --> 00:25:45,303 Dude, if that is your definition of life to the fullest, 558 00:25:45,477 --> 00:25:48,872 that is so fucking bleak. 559 00:25:49,046 --> 00:25:50,787 [Collins laughs] 560 00:25:52,093 --> 00:25:54,138 [Collins claps] 561 00:25:54,312 --> 00:25:57,098 - Oh, man, I should have been recording on that, Violet. 562 00:25:57,272 --> 00:25:58,012 Damn, that- 563 00:25:58,186 --> 00:25:59,013 - Shut up. 564 00:25:59,187 --> 00:26:00,318 - Performance was gold. 565 00:26:00,492 --> 00:26:02,320 - Shut up, dude. [Collins laughs] 566 00:26:02,494 --> 00:26:07,891 - Oh, major missed opportunity, yo, "Oh, oh, duh, duh." 567 00:26:08,065 --> 00:26:09,153 - Shut up. [Collins laughs] 568 00:26:09,327 --> 00:26:10,067 - V. 569 00:26:10,241 --> 00:26:12,200 - Yeah? 570 00:26:12,374 --> 00:26:13,897 - What- what's your play, like, what are you gonna do? 571 00:26:14,071 --> 00:26:15,856 Are you gonna swim back to civilization? 572 00:26:16,030 --> 00:26:18,075 - Yeah, I'm gonna swim back. 573 00:26:18,249 --> 00:26:20,295 No, I think Thalia's my ticket out of here. 574 00:26:20,469 --> 00:26:22,297 - Thalia smells like Starbucks, 575 00:26:22,471 --> 00:26:23,341 sunscreen, and weed. 576 00:26:23,515 --> 00:26:24,386 - Collins. 577 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:25,213 - Please, just chill. 578 00:26:27,781 --> 00:26:29,347 Come on, just give it one night, 579 00:26:29,521 --> 00:26:31,959 just one little night for me, one night- 580 00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:34,744 - Okay, fine, fine, tonight. 581 00:26:34,918 --> 00:26:37,007 But if I find myself the star 582 00:26:37,181 --> 00:26:43,492 of some sleep shaming reel, [laughs] you are dead. 583 00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:45,015 - V, I wouldn't dream of doing that to you, 584 00:26:45,189 --> 00:26:46,277 but, but, yes. [bats chittering] 585 00:26:46,451 --> 00:26:47,409 If tomorrow's a flop- 586 00:26:47,583 --> 00:26:50,064 - Uh-huh? 587 00:26:50,238 --> 00:26:53,110 - We bounce together, all right, deal? 588 00:26:53,284 --> 00:26:55,504 [Collins spits] 589 00:26:55,678 --> 00:26:56,374 Deal? - Deal. 590 00:26:56,548 --> 00:26:57,506 - All right. 591 00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,290 [door rattles] 592 00:27:02,642 --> 00:27:05,296 [waves lapping] 593 00:27:07,777 --> 00:27:08,996 - [Killer Queen] This is so good. 594 00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:09,953 - [Mason] These are good, right here. 595 00:27:10,127 --> 00:27:12,521 [group chattering] 596 00:27:12,695 --> 00:27:15,655 - [Jay] All right, hand me that, hand me that. 597 00:27:15,829 --> 00:27:16,438 - [Violet] Actually, I have a question. 598 00:27:16,612 --> 00:27:18,135 - Good morning, squad! 599 00:27:18,309 --> 00:27:20,877 [group cheers] 600 00:27:22,139 --> 00:27:23,575 NDAs are signed? 601 00:27:23,750 --> 00:27:25,273 - [Thalia] We're all clear. - Yeah. 602 00:27:25,447 --> 00:27:26,796 - I kind of- 603 00:27:26,970 --> 00:27:27,884 - All good, I'm off to my hideaway. 604 00:27:28,058 --> 00:27:29,277 - All righty. [claps] 605 00:27:30,626 --> 00:27:32,149 [chair creaks] 606 00:27:36,153 --> 00:27:39,461 15 years ago, this island- 607 00:27:39,635 --> 00:27:42,116 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, so are we gonna start hugging trees 608 00:27:42,290 --> 00:27:43,944 and crying about global warming or some shit? 609 00:27:44,118 --> 00:27:45,032 - Mason, you're really dropping a bomb 610 00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:46,120 on my energy here, so. 611 00:27:49,079 --> 00:27:50,385 - You're right, you're right. 612 00:27:52,822 --> 00:27:55,390 [Vince breathes deeply] 613 00:27:55,564 --> 00:27:58,785 - 15 years ago, this island 614 00:27:58,959 --> 00:28:01,701 that we are on right now became the setting 615 00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:05,139 for a Hollywood horror story starring the legendary 616 00:28:05,313 --> 00:28:08,838 Hayden Hearst and a pack of rabid dogs. 617 00:28:09,012 --> 00:28:10,492 The film was never finished 618 00:28:10,666 --> 00:28:13,625 because the animal trainers just, poof, [snaps] 619 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,802 they vanished, never to be seen again, 620 00:28:15,976 --> 00:28:18,718 and the dogs were sadly abandoned, 621 00:28:18,892 --> 00:28:22,809 left to rule this island. 622 00:28:22,983 --> 00:28:23,940 - So is there, like, an animals' actors guild or something? 623 00:28:24,114 --> 00:28:25,072 [group laughs] 624 00:28:25,246 --> 00:28:26,073 - Nah, I tried that once. 625 00:28:26,247 --> 00:28:27,901 I had this capybara. 626 00:28:28,075 --> 00:28:29,467 This motherfucker was, like, a thespian genius. 627 00:28:29,641 --> 00:28:32,079 โ™ช Capybara, capybara... โ™ช 628 00:28:32,253 --> 00:28:33,950 - But they wouldn't let him get his SAG card, 629 00:28:34,124 --> 00:28:35,735 something about no shrews policy or some shit like that. 630 00:28:35,909 --> 00:28:37,040 - Yeah, it makes a lot of sense. 631 00:28:37,214 --> 00:28:38,868 Capybaras are rodents. 632 00:28:39,042 --> 00:28:40,696 - Oh, excuse the fuck out of me, 633 00:28:40,870 --> 00:28:44,178 your royal highness of Rodent-ial ecology. 634 00:28:44,352 --> 00:28:46,180 - Hey, guys, do me a favor. [group laughs] 635 00:28:46,354 --> 00:28:47,529 We're not here to talk about the capybara paradise. 636 00:28:47,703 --> 00:28:50,401 This is actually about building. 637 00:28:50,575 --> 00:28:53,056 [watch beeps] 638 00:28:53,230 --> 00:28:55,798 [group laughs] 639 00:28:57,757 --> 00:28:59,759 - Is that an A-train? 640 00:28:59,933 --> 00:29:03,458 - That is a sky tram with doggy dispensaries at every stop. 641 00:29:03,632 --> 00:29:06,591 But this isn't about the treats and tummy rubs, 642 00:29:06,766 --> 00:29:08,768 though there will be, [laughs] there will be a lot of that. 643 00:29:08,942 --> 00:29:11,858 No, this is about transforming these dogs 644 00:29:12,032 --> 00:29:14,556 from ragged to radiant, 645 00:29:14,730 --> 00:29:16,863 and then releasing them to live out the rest 646 00:29:17,037 --> 00:29:21,302 of their days in the land of Milk-Bones and honey. 647 00:29:21,476 --> 00:29:23,173 - Um, can you just circle back, 648 00:29:23,347 --> 00:29:25,523 'cause what are we supposed to be doing here? 649 00:29:25,697 --> 00:29:26,263 Why are we here? 650 00:29:27,699 --> 00:29:28,352 - Great question. 651 00:29:28,526 --> 00:29:30,485 - Thank you. 652 00:29:30,659 --> 00:29:36,447 - We are here for the Great Canine Crusade Challenge. 653 00:29:36,621 --> 00:29:40,930 It will be ubiquitous, it will be part of the zeitgeist. 654 00:29:41,104 --> 00:29:43,585 We will join forces to help rescue the free roaming dogs 655 00:29:43,759 --> 00:29:45,456 of this island. 656 00:29:45,630 --> 00:29:51,201 It's a race, the twist, whoever bags the most tail waggers 657 00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:53,725 will be winning the deed to this entire island. 658 00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:55,945 - Shit. [group chattering] 659 00:29:58,208 --> 00:29:59,819 - And the best part? 660 00:29:59,993 --> 00:30:02,038 I have rigged cameras all over the island, 661 00:30:02,212 --> 00:30:04,171 which I will personally be editing 662 00:30:04,345 --> 00:30:07,739 into an epic eight-part saga. 663 00:30:07,914 --> 00:30:09,524 [group cheers] 664 00:30:09,698 --> 00:30:11,613 - Shit, hey, I'm in, I'm in, you got me. 665 00:30:11,787 --> 00:30:13,441 [group laughs] 666 00:30:13,615 --> 00:30:15,356 - Hold up, I'm trying to understand this. 667 00:30:15,530 --> 00:30:20,796 So you are turning a wild dog chase into a reality show 668 00:30:20,970 --> 00:30:22,276 under the guise of animal activism, 669 00:30:22,450 --> 00:30:23,755 when really, it's just about the clicks. 670 00:30:23,930 --> 00:30:25,366 That's what I'm hearing. 671 00:30:25,540 --> 00:30:27,194 - Well, I mean, the clicks are just the gravy. 672 00:30:27,368 --> 00:30:28,804 But since we're on the topic of subs, 673 00:30:28,978 --> 00:30:30,762 I guess let's dive into it. 674 00:30:30,937 --> 00:30:32,939 Whether or not you are the one that snags the grand prize, 675 00:30:33,113 --> 00:30:35,289 you will be a winner, regardless. 676 00:30:35,463 --> 00:30:37,639 Once we finish this video, we will be premiering it 677 00:30:37,813 --> 00:30:44,211 across the globe exclusively on your channels. 678 00:30:44,385 --> 00:30:46,039 - [Jay] Yeah, yes. [group chattering] 679 00:30:46,213 --> 00:30:47,431 - So you will be riding a sort of subscriber tsunami. 680 00:30:47,605 --> 00:30:49,390 [group laughs] 681 00:30:49,564 --> 00:30:51,653 It'll be a sort of, you know, a success explosion 682 00:30:51,827 --> 00:30:53,350 in three, two, one. 683 00:30:53,524 --> 00:30:54,525 - Boom. 684 00:30:54,699 --> 00:30:55,570 - Boom. [group laughs] 685 00:30:55,744 --> 00:30:56,571 - [Jay] I'm with that. 686 00:30:56,745 --> 00:30:57,528 - Hold on, for real? 687 00:30:57,702 --> 00:30:59,661 - Yeah, for real. 688 00:30:59,835 --> 00:31:01,750 - You think I'm gonna play wild dog catcher out there, 689 00:31:01,924 --> 00:31:03,447 out in that fucking jungle? 690 00:31:03,621 --> 00:31:06,146 - Mason, buddy, brother. 691 00:31:07,974 --> 00:31:09,584 You're our alpha wolf. 692 00:31:10,672 --> 00:31:11,978 - Facts. 693 00:31:12,152 --> 00:31:12,674 - [Vince] What's up, yes. 694 00:31:12,848 --> 00:31:14,589 - [Mason] All right. 695 00:31:14,763 --> 00:31:16,634 - Big Farmer Jay, buddy, you're our animal expert, 696 00:31:16,808 --> 00:31:18,506 and Killer Queen, your hilarious little life hacks are 697 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:19,986 definitely gonna come in handy out there. 698 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,465 - Oh, they're not supposed to be funny. 699 00:31:21,639 --> 00:31:23,685 - You made a sushi roll kit out of a dildo. 700 00:31:23,859 --> 00:31:24,947 [Mason laughs] 701 00:31:25,121 --> 00:31:26,557 And Violet Femme- 702 00:31:26,731 --> 00:31:28,298 - My god, now my name's gonna be linked 703 00:31:28,472 --> 00:31:29,473 to a dildo sushi roller for the rest of my life. 704 00:31:29,647 --> 00:31:31,693 - Your straight shooting persona, 705 00:31:31,867 --> 00:31:34,696 mixed with Collins' effervescent Matthew McConaughey energy, 706 00:31:34,870 --> 00:31:35,827 it's like lightening in a bottle. 707 00:31:36,002 --> 00:31:36,916 - Well, thank you so much. 708 00:31:37,394 --> 00:31:38,656 - One of those dogs tried to 709 00:31:39,048 --> 00:31:41,268 bust out of its cage last night and bite me. 710 00:31:41,616 --> 00:31:42,399 - Wait, what? 711 00:31:42,573 --> 00:31:44,271 - For real? - What? 712 00:31:44,445 --> 00:31:45,620 - I specifically said no nighttime strolls. 713 00:31:45,794 --> 00:31:46,577 - I think you're missing the headline. 714 00:31:46,751 --> 00:31:48,231 - Okay, listen. 715 00:31:48,405 --> 00:31:50,930 [table bangs] [silverware clatters] 716 00:31:51,104 --> 00:31:52,366 Do you want to win a fucking island or not? 717 00:31:52,540 --> 00:31:53,715 - It was, like, foaming around its mouth. 718 00:31:53,889 --> 00:31:54,629 I think it has rabies. 719 00:31:54,803 --> 00:31:55,804 Are you a vet? 720 00:31:55,978 --> 00:31:56,936 - Whoa, whoa, timeout, timeout. 721 00:31:57,110 --> 00:31:58,807 Are we talking rabies here? 722 00:31:58,981 --> 00:32:00,287 Because that's a game changer- 723 00:32:00,461 --> 00:32:02,158 - I don't tangle with no rabies, big dog. 724 00:32:02,332 --> 00:32:04,073 That's some serious shit. 725 00:32:04,247 --> 00:32:05,814 - They're not monsters, what are you so afraid of? 726 00:32:05,988 --> 00:32:07,729 They are puppy dogs. 727 00:32:07,903 --> 00:32:10,166 Just come out, come on, I'll show you, all right? 728 00:32:10,340 --> 00:32:13,256 Let's meet the pups, these rabies monsters. 729 00:32:13,430 --> 00:32:14,910 Right this way, follow the sausage, 730 00:32:15,084 --> 00:32:16,651 the one in my hand, not my pants. 731 00:32:16,825 --> 00:32:18,479 [dogs whining] [group chattering] 732 00:32:18,653 --> 00:32:19,480 They get a little bit groggy. 733 00:32:19,654 --> 00:32:20,698 It's the morning, dudes. 734 00:32:20,872 --> 00:32:22,483 Give them some time to wake up. 735 00:32:22,657 --> 00:32:25,268 [dogs whining] 736 00:32:25,442 --> 00:32:27,923 Aw, there's our little baby. 737 00:32:28,097 --> 00:32:30,665 Hi, baby boy, they're so sweet. 738 00:32:30,839 --> 00:32:32,884 - [Jay] Yeah. 739 00:32:33,059 --> 00:32:34,190 - Sweet, that's the noise they make when they love you. 740 00:32:34,364 --> 00:32:36,279 Hi, little puppy dog. See, guys, here. 741 00:32:36,453 --> 00:32:37,541 [gate chimes] 742 00:32:37,715 --> 00:32:38,716 - [Jay] Oh, letting them out? 743 00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:40,501 - See? [dog growls] 744 00:32:40,675 --> 00:32:42,416 Whoa, whoa, okay, okay, [laughs] all right. 745 00:32:44,244 --> 00:32:46,420 We call this one Spike, see? 746 00:32:48,813 --> 00:32:52,208 Hi, Spike, you want a, he's a good boy, he's a good boy. 747 00:32:54,210 --> 00:32:56,517 See, he's nicer than I remember. 748 00:32:56,691 --> 00:32:58,910 Hi, Spikey, who's a good boy, who's a good boy? 749 00:32:59,085 --> 00:33:00,477 [dog barks] 750 00:33:00,651 --> 00:33:02,001 Who's a good homeless jungle dog? 751 00:33:02,175 --> 00:33:02,871 [Vince screams] 752 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,743 [group shouting] 753 00:33:05,917 --> 00:33:07,223 - [Mason] Oh, shit. 754 00:33:07,397 --> 00:33:10,270 [group screaming] 755 00:33:11,967 --> 00:33:13,664 [Vince screams] 756 00:33:13,838 --> 00:33:15,797 - He's just got his ass eaten out by these- 757 00:33:15,971 --> 00:33:16,624 [group screams] 758 00:33:16,798 --> 00:33:18,321 - Shit. 759 00:33:18,495 --> 00:33:22,108 [slow dramatic music] [group yelling] 760 00:33:28,331 --> 00:33:29,071 [doors slamming] 761 00:33:29,419 --> 00:33:30,507 [dog snarls] 762 00:33:30,681 --> 00:33:31,987 - [Killer Queen] Go, go, go, go! 763 00:33:32,161 --> 00:33:33,249 We gotta get in, we gotta get in. 764 00:33:33,423 --> 00:33:35,730 - Oh, my god. [group chattering] 765 00:33:35,904 --> 00:33:37,036 He's gonna bust in. 766 00:33:37,210 --> 00:33:39,081 - I'm done, I'm done, I'm out. 767 00:33:41,823 --> 00:33:43,129 [door bangs] 768 00:33:43,303 --> 00:33:44,608 - Is that door gonna hold? 769 00:33:44,782 --> 00:33:46,567 - [Killer Queen] Not much longer. 770 00:33:46,741 --> 00:33:47,263 - [Violet] Maybe we ought to block the doors, guys. 771 00:33:47,437 --> 00:33:48,134 - [Mason] He's dead. 772 00:33:48,482 --> 00:33:49,787 - Oh, shit. 773 00:33:49,961 --> 00:33:50,875 - [faint music playing on speaker] 774 00:33:51,180 --> 00:33:52,007 - [Mason] Do you hear them? 775 00:33:52,181 --> 00:33:52,877 - Oh, god, he's out there. 776 00:33:53,052 --> 00:33:54,923 He's out there somewhere. 777 00:33:55,097 --> 00:33:57,056 - [Collins] Yo, Farmer Jay, be careful over there. 778 00:33:57,230 --> 00:33:59,406 - [computer voice in background] 779 00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:01,495 It's a sanctuary and safari, an adventure rolled into one. 780 00:34:01,669 --> 00:34:03,236 - [Collins] Hey, do you see anything? 781 00:34:03,410 --> 00:34:04,759 - [Computer] Here, dogs of every shape- 782 00:34:04,933 --> 00:34:05,716 - [Collins] Farmer Jay, do you see something? 783 00:34:05,890 --> 00:34:07,631 - [Jay] No. 784 00:34:07,805 --> 00:34:09,546 - [Computer] Inviting you to join them, join them- 785 00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:11,374 - [Collins] Is it locked? 786 00:34:11,548 --> 00:34:13,376 [Jay sighs] 787 00:34:13,550 --> 00:34:13,942 - [Killer Queen] Stay right there, stay right there. 788 00:34:14,116 --> 00:34:15,074 - Oh, fuck. 789 00:34:15,248 --> 00:34:16,553 - [Mason] Come on. 790 00:34:16,727 --> 00:34:17,641 - [Jay] There's nothing out there. 791 00:34:17,815 --> 00:34:19,208 - [Violet] You sure? 792 00:34:19,382 --> 00:34:21,297 - Oh, shit, hmm mm. 793 00:34:22,951 --> 00:34:24,518 - [Collins] Oh! [glass shatters] 794 00:34:25,693 --> 00:34:27,521 Oh, oh! 795 00:34:27,695 --> 00:34:29,305 - [Killer Queen] Oh, shit. 796 00:34:29,479 --> 00:34:30,089 - [Violet] Collins, watch out! [dog barks] 797 00:34:30,263 --> 00:34:30,959 - Violet, oh, my god. 798 00:34:31,133 --> 00:34:32,439 [group shouting] 799 00:34:32,613 --> 00:34:33,962 [dog barks] 800 00:34:34,136 --> 00:34:35,877 I got it, I got it, I got it, hey. 801 00:34:36,051 --> 00:34:37,879 [vase shatters] 802 00:34:38,053 --> 00:34:39,446 [dog moans] 803 00:34:39,620 --> 00:34:41,665 - [Violet] Collins, move. 804 00:34:41,839 --> 00:34:43,754 [all shouting] 805 00:34:43,928 --> 00:34:46,235 [dog barks] 806 00:34:46,409 --> 00:34:47,671 - [Mason] This one is for Vince, 807 00:34:47,845 --> 00:34:49,282 you motherfucker. - Hey, hey, hey, hey! 808 00:34:49,456 --> 00:34:49,891 - What are you doing? - Chill! 809 00:34:50,065 --> 00:34:51,675 [group shouting] 810 00:34:51,849 --> 00:34:55,026 [Jay yells] 811 00:34:55,201 --> 00:34:56,332 - [Collins] Shit! 812 00:34:56,506 --> 00:34:57,768 - [Killer Queen] Oh, shit! 813 00:34:57,942 --> 00:34:58,900 - [Jay] You motherfucker. 814 00:34:59,074 --> 00:35:01,424 [Collins screams] 815 00:35:01,598 --> 00:35:03,687 - [Violet] Collins, Collins! [group shouting] 816 00:35:03,861 --> 00:35:04,558 - Get the fuck off! - Get him, get him! 817 00:35:04,732 --> 00:35:05,863 - Get the fuck off me! 818 00:35:06,037 --> 00:35:08,388 [dog barks] [group yelling] 819 00:35:10,781 --> 00:35:12,609 - [Killer Queen] Get him, get him, get him, 820 00:35:12,783 --> 00:35:15,221 stupid motherfucker, go! 821 00:35:15,395 --> 00:35:16,570 - [Collins] Mason! 822 00:35:16,744 --> 00:35:19,181 [group shouting] 823 00:35:21,966 --> 00:35:23,316 [dog barks] 824 00:35:23,490 --> 00:35:24,143 - Don't just fucking stand there. 825 00:35:24,317 --> 00:35:26,580 Let's go, get out. 826 00:35:26,754 --> 00:35:28,277 - Let's go, let's go, let's go! 827 00:35:28,451 --> 00:35:29,409 - [Mason] Let's go to the wine cellar! 828 00:35:29,583 --> 00:35:30,410 [Collins cries out] 829 00:35:30,584 --> 00:35:32,586 - [Violet] Collins! 830 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:33,717 - Collins, get the fuck up! 831 00:35:33,891 --> 00:35:34,631 [Collins screams] 832 00:35:34,805 --> 00:35:36,764 - What the fuck? 833 00:35:36,938 --> 00:35:38,069 - [Jay] No, the dog's fucking him, the dog's fucking him. 834 00:35:38,244 --> 00:35:39,288 - I do not consent. 835 00:35:39,462 --> 00:35:40,681 - [Jay] Stop fucking my friend. 836 00:35:40,855 --> 00:35:43,945 - Hang on, I have an idea. [group yelling] 837 00:35:44,119 --> 00:35:46,121 I have the fire extinguisher. 838 00:35:46,295 --> 00:35:47,905 Get ready for the smoke show, bitch. 839 00:35:48,079 --> 00:35:49,298 - Let's go! 840 00:35:50,473 --> 00:35:51,735 [slow dramatic music] 841 00:35:51,909 --> 00:35:53,433 [dog growls] 842 00:35:53,607 --> 00:35:55,826 [dog barks] 843 00:35:59,395 --> 00:36:00,396 - [Mason] Hurry up! 844 00:36:00,570 --> 00:36:02,268 - I'm trying to move fast. 845 00:36:02,442 --> 00:36:03,182 Come on, Collins. - [Jay] Hey, what's that? 846 00:36:03,356 --> 00:36:05,532 I don't even know what that was. 847 00:36:05,706 --> 00:36:06,750 - [Violet] Come on. 848 00:36:06,924 --> 00:36:07,969 - [Mason] What is this shit? 849 00:36:08,143 --> 00:36:09,536 - Lean on me. 850 00:36:09,710 --> 00:36:10,537 - Pretty good, it's not that bad. 851 00:36:10,711 --> 00:36:11,494 - Quick, we need to sterilize it. 852 00:36:11,668 --> 00:36:13,192 Oh, my god. 853 00:36:13,366 --> 00:36:15,063 - Look, here, use this. - Oh, you're bleeding. 854 00:36:15,237 --> 00:36:18,066 - We gotta Hawk Tuah sanitize that thing. 855 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:19,067 [Collins groans] 856 00:36:19,241 --> 00:36:20,199 [group chattering] 857 00:36:20,373 --> 00:36:21,765 Shit, I'm helping. 858 00:36:21,939 --> 00:36:23,898 No time for niceties, bro. 859 00:36:24,072 --> 00:36:25,943 - [Violet] Anybody got a rag or a shirt or something? 860 00:36:26,117 --> 00:36:26,857 - Here, take this. 861 00:36:27,031 --> 00:36:28,642 - Thanks. 862 00:36:28,816 --> 00:36:30,557 - So Thalia's the only person 863 00:36:30,731 --> 00:36:31,906 that got connection with the outside world, right? 864 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:33,647 So we ought to holler at her and see 865 00:36:33,821 --> 00:36:35,083 if she can get in touch with the Navy SEALs, 866 00:36:35,257 --> 00:36:36,519 or Seal the singer, 867 00:36:36,693 --> 00:36:38,129 somebody to help us get the fuck up out of here. 868 00:36:38,304 --> 00:36:39,435 - Does that hurt? 869 00:36:39,609 --> 00:36:40,567 - But how are we gonna get to her, bro? 870 00:36:42,221 --> 00:36:43,831 - Hey, window. 871 00:36:48,270 --> 00:36:51,534 - Great idea, but we're gonna need some weapons 872 00:36:51,708 --> 00:36:53,493 or something to fight them. - True. 873 00:36:56,365 --> 00:36:59,803 - You know what, yeah, this nine iron would do real good. 874 00:36:59,977 --> 00:37:01,457 Pow, bitch. 875 00:37:01,631 --> 00:37:02,502 [Mason screams] [glass shatters] 876 00:37:03,242 --> 00:37:03,938 - Oh, my god. 877 00:37:04,112 --> 00:37:05,200 - Mason. 878 00:37:05,374 --> 00:37:06,462 - What's wrong with you? 879 00:37:06,636 --> 00:37:08,595 - What the fuck, man? - Here. 880 00:37:10,858 --> 00:37:12,512 Give me that shit. 881 00:37:12,686 --> 00:37:15,166 - This some Secret Santa shit? 882 00:37:15,341 --> 00:37:16,907 Man, your ass is crazy. 883 00:37:17,081 --> 00:37:19,693 Come on, man, hoist me up here 884 00:37:19,867 --> 00:37:22,043 so I can see if I can get a lay of the land. 885 00:37:22,217 --> 00:37:22,957 - Okay, all right. 886 00:37:23,131 --> 00:37:23,871 - Come on. 887 00:37:24,045 --> 00:37:25,351 [Mason grunts] 888 00:37:25,525 --> 00:37:26,917 - Yeah, what do you see? 889 00:37:27,091 --> 00:37:28,484 - All right, hold on. 890 00:37:28,658 --> 00:37:30,530 - You see anything? 891 00:37:32,445 --> 00:37:33,141 [birds chirping] 892 00:37:33,315 --> 00:37:35,143 [Jay grunts] 893 00:37:35,317 --> 00:37:37,624 Shit, you're fucking heavy, bro. 894 00:37:37,798 --> 00:37:38,929 What do you see? 895 00:37:39,103 --> 00:37:39,843 - [Killer Queen] Oh, careful. 896 00:37:40,017 --> 00:37:41,062 - [Mason] Come on. 897 00:37:41,236 --> 00:37:42,498 - [Killer Queen] You got it? 898 00:37:42,672 --> 00:37:43,499 - Bro. - You need some help? 899 00:37:43,673 --> 00:37:45,632 - [Violet] Guys, keep it down. 900 00:37:45,806 --> 00:37:46,372 - [Mason] 'Cause you ain't light, bro, what do you see? 901 00:37:46,546 --> 00:37:48,374 [Violet speaks softly] 902 00:37:48,548 --> 00:37:49,070 - [Killer Queen] What's going on, you see anything? 903 00:37:49,244 --> 00:37:50,289 - [Violet] Keep it down. 904 00:37:50,463 --> 00:37:51,202 - [Mason] You see anything? 905 00:37:51,377 --> 00:37:53,640 [dog growls] 906 00:37:57,905 --> 00:38:00,342 - Hey, big fella. [nervous laughter] 907 00:38:04,259 --> 00:38:04,868 How you doing? 908 00:38:05,042 --> 00:38:07,088 [dog growls] 909 00:38:07,262 --> 00:38:08,132 Easy, bitch. 910 00:38:08,307 --> 00:38:10,744 [dog snarls] 911 00:38:10,918 --> 00:38:13,399 Ahhh! 912 00:38:13,573 --> 00:38:14,443 [glass splicing] 913 00:38:14,617 --> 00:38:16,532 [dog shrieks] 914 00:38:16,706 --> 00:38:17,838 - [Killer Queen] What the hell is going on up there 915 00:38:18,012 --> 00:38:19,100 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Are you good? 916 00:38:19,274 --> 00:38:20,580 - I didn't mean to do it, oh. 917 00:38:21,363 --> 00:38:22,930 [dog growls] 918 00:38:23,104 --> 00:38:25,193 Oh, shit, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, no, no. 919 00:38:25,367 --> 00:38:26,934 Reel me in, reel me in. 920 00:38:27,108 --> 00:38:27,674 Come on, come on, come on. - Okay, okay, okay, everyone. 921 00:38:27,848 --> 00:38:29,589 - Come on, pull me, pull. 922 00:38:29,763 --> 00:38:30,938 Oh, no, no, no, no. 923 00:38:31,112 --> 00:38:32,200 Oh, no, no, no! 924 00:38:32,374 --> 00:38:33,201 - Oh, shit. 925 00:38:33,375 --> 00:38:34,855 [Jay thuds] 926 00:38:35,029 --> 00:38:36,683 - [Killer Queen] Sorry, buddy. 927 00:38:36,857 --> 00:38:37,553 - [Jay] It almost bit my goddamn face off 928 00:38:37,727 --> 00:38:39,207 - It's all right, get up. 929 00:38:39,381 --> 00:38:40,164 - You good? - You're good, you're good. - Fuck. 930 00:38:40,339 --> 00:38:41,383 - [Violet] That was stupid. 931 00:38:41,557 --> 00:38:42,297 - [Jay] It's a wild one out there 932 00:38:42,471 --> 00:38:43,994 patrolling the perimeter. 933 00:38:44,168 --> 00:38:45,344 - [Killer Queen] How far is it to Thalia's from here? 934 00:38:45,518 --> 00:38:46,214 - [Mason] What, you think you're gonna outrun a dog? 935 00:38:46,388 --> 00:38:47,389 - [Violet] Guys, I'll go. 936 00:38:47,563 --> 00:38:48,390 - Yeah, good one. 937 00:38:49,086 --> 00:38:50,610 - Actually, I can go with her. 938 00:38:50,784 --> 00:38:52,133 - [Mason] Sure you can, dude. 939 00:38:52,307 --> 00:38:54,222 - Yeah, me too, I can move fast. 940 00:38:56,050 --> 00:38:57,268 [slow music] 941 00:38:57,443 --> 00:38:58,052 - All right, look, we're gonna have to, like, 942 00:38:58,226 --> 00:38:59,445 run interference, okay? 943 00:38:59,619 --> 00:39:01,272 I'll set up a distraction, 944 00:39:01,447 --> 00:39:04,493 and that way you'd be able to move around them. [sighs] 945 00:39:04,667 --> 00:39:06,365 - [Mason] You gonna be okay 946 00:39:06,539 --> 00:39:07,148 back there, buddy? - Hang on, I have an idea. 947 00:39:07,322 --> 00:39:08,454 We need a distraction. 948 00:39:08,628 --> 00:39:11,108 [slow music continues] 949 00:39:11,282 --> 00:39:12,240 [toy squeaks] 950 00:39:12,414 --> 00:39:14,111 - What the fuck is this? 951 00:39:14,285 --> 00:39:16,070 [toy squeaks] 952 00:39:16,244 --> 00:39:18,072 - Oh, shit, all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 953 00:39:18,246 --> 00:39:20,379 I see what this is. [toy squeaks] 954 00:39:20,553 --> 00:39:21,902 - Mm-hmm. 955 00:39:22,076 --> 00:39:24,818 [slow dramatic music] 956 00:39:24,992 --> 00:39:26,689 Why do you get "Game of Thrones" wine bottle bandolier 957 00:39:26,863 --> 00:39:28,691 and I'm stuck milking Pikachu? [toy squeaks] 958 00:39:28,865 --> 00:39:31,955 - Just make sure you don't do it in the fucking house, man. 959 00:39:32,129 --> 00:39:33,914 - I know, I know, I'm not a fucking idiot. 960 00:39:34,088 --> 00:39:37,483 - The jury's still deliberating on that one, playboy. 961 00:39:37,657 --> 00:39:40,311 [birds trilling] 962 00:39:44,838 --> 00:39:46,622 [Collins moans] 963 00:39:46,796 --> 00:39:48,494 - Oh, shit, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 964 00:39:50,234 --> 00:39:51,845 Fuck, that hurts, my ankle. 965 00:39:53,890 --> 00:39:54,456 - Just sit down. 966 00:39:56,110 --> 00:39:57,981 - No, it's, my ankle's fucked. 967 00:39:58,155 --> 00:40:00,201 Here, I'll just hold it down here and you go. 968 00:40:00,375 --> 00:40:01,332 Just come back for me. 969 00:40:02,290 --> 00:40:03,944 [slow music] 970 00:40:04,118 --> 00:40:06,729 - Okay, okay. - All right. 971 00:40:06,903 --> 00:40:08,296 - I swear to god, bro, I'm out. 972 00:40:08,470 --> 00:40:09,993 As soon as I get out of here, 973 00:40:10,167 --> 00:40:11,995 I'm getting a one way flight, I don't give a shit- 974 00:40:12,169 --> 00:40:13,214 - Shut your ass up. 975 00:40:13,388 --> 00:40:14,128 - Man, you shut the fuck up. 976 00:40:14,302 --> 00:40:15,216 [toy squeaks] 977 00:40:15,390 --> 00:40:16,130 What? [dog growls] 978 00:40:16,304 --> 00:40:16,826 - Oh, oh. 979 00:40:19,307 --> 00:40:20,047 Go, go. 980 00:40:20,221 --> 00:40:22,484 [dog growls] 981 00:40:22,658 --> 00:40:24,007 Hurry up, stupid. 982 00:40:27,228 --> 00:40:29,796 [dog whines] 983 00:40:29,970 --> 00:40:32,233 [slow dramatic music] 984 00:40:33,408 --> 00:40:35,454 [dog growls] 985 00:40:38,108 --> 00:40:39,545 I think he saw me. 986 00:40:40,502 --> 00:40:42,852 [dog growls] 987 00:40:44,201 --> 00:40:45,333 - Get down. 988 00:40:46,726 --> 00:40:49,293 [dog continues growling] 989 00:40:55,430 --> 00:40:56,953 [Killer Queen sighs] 990 00:41:01,175 --> 00:41:02,306 [slow dramatic music] 991 00:41:02,481 --> 00:41:03,525 - Oh, fuck. 992 00:41:03,699 --> 00:41:04,744 - Fuck. 993 00:41:06,528 --> 00:41:09,400 - Psst, go, go, go, come on. 994 00:41:09,575 --> 00:41:11,098 [foliage rustles] 995 00:41:11,272 --> 00:41:12,752 [toy squeaks] 996 00:41:12,926 --> 00:41:15,755 Fuck, be quiet, fuck. [toy squeaks] 997 00:41:19,410 --> 00:41:20,324 [Violet gasps] 998 00:41:20,499 --> 00:41:22,065 [dog growls] 999 00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:25,068 [Killer Queen trembles] 1000 00:41:25,242 --> 00:41:27,201 - Go, go, run! 1001 00:41:27,375 --> 00:41:29,551 [slow dramatic music continues] 1002 00:41:29,725 --> 00:41:31,161 - Quick, we gotta hide! 1003 00:41:34,121 --> 00:41:35,165 - Oh, my god. 1004 00:41:44,566 --> 00:41:46,916 [dog whines] 1005 00:41:50,267 --> 00:41:51,834 [dog whines] 1006 00:41:52,008 --> 00:41:54,576 [Violet whimpers] 1007 00:41:57,274 --> 00:41:59,146 [footsteps pattering] 1008 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,670 [dog whines] 1009 00:42:04,281 --> 00:42:06,588 [dog growls] 1010 00:42:10,461 --> 00:42:13,029 [Violet whimpers] 1011 00:42:14,465 --> 00:42:16,816 [dog growls] 1012 00:42:18,861 --> 00:42:21,342 [toy squeaks] 1013 00:42:21,516 --> 00:42:24,258 [dog growls] 1014 00:42:24,432 --> 00:42:26,216 [toy squeaks] 1015 00:42:26,390 --> 00:42:28,654 - Well, if you want to catch the eye of the dog, 1016 00:42:28,828 --> 00:42:30,743 you gotta give them a performance they can't ignore. 1017 00:42:30,917 --> 00:42:31,395 - What are you talking about? 1018 00:42:31,570 --> 00:42:32,832 [Jay shouts] 1019 00:42:33,006 --> 00:42:36,226 [toy squeaks] 1020 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,707 - All right, all right. โ™ช You are here now โ™ช 1021 00:42:38,881 --> 00:42:40,100 โ™ช I just want you more โ™ช 1022 00:42:40,274 --> 00:42:42,885 โ™ช Right here on the floor โ™ช 1023 00:42:43,059 --> 00:42:44,626 โ™ช Oh, oh, oh โ™ช 1024 00:42:46,454 --> 00:42:50,153 [Jay continues singing loudly] 1025 00:42:51,590 --> 00:42:53,374 โ™ช Hey, hey โ™ช 1026 00:42:53,548 --> 00:42:54,505 - I gotta hook you up with my boy, Giuseppe, yo. 1027 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:55,898 - Nah, I'm cool. 1028 00:42:56,072 --> 00:42:56,943 - Are you sure? 1029 00:42:57,117 --> 00:42:58,118 He cooks in the lab. 1030 00:42:58,292 --> 00:42:59,815 - This shit ain't working. 1031 00:42:59,989 --> 00:43:01,469 [foliage snaps] 1032 00:43:04,037 --> 00:43:04,733 [dog barks] 1033 00:43:04,907 --> 00:43:05,821 - Oh, shit. 1034 00:43:05,995 --> 00:43:08,215 [dog barks] 1035 00:43:11,697 --> 00:43:12,393 - Hey, I got something for your ass- 1036 00:43:12,567 --> 00:43:13,655 - Abort, abort! 1037 00:43:16,353 --> 00:43:17,616 Eat this, eat this. 1038 00:43:19,269 --> 00:43:21,881 - Oh, shit. [toy squeaks] 1039 00:43:25,624 --> 00:43:29,584 [dogs snarling] 1040 00:43:29,758 --> 00:43:30,324 [toy squeaks] [Jay grunts] 1041 00:43:30,498 --> 00:43:31,717 Bingo. 1042 00:43:31,891 --> 00:43:33,196 [dog whines] [dogs barking] 1043 00:43:33,370 --> 00:43:35,068 - Let's go, get to the cell tower! 1044 00:43:36,504 --> 00:43:39,333 [slow music] 1045 00:43:41,596 --> 00:43:43,859 [dogs barking] 1046 00:43:46,601 --> 00:43:47,471 - Ugh. 1047 00:43:48,864 --> 00:43:51,780 Oh, that smell. [dogs growling] 1048 00:43:52,912 --> 00:43:55,958 [dogs barking] 1049 00:43:56,132 --> 00:43:58,831 [foliage snapping] 1050 00:44:00,615 --> 00:44:02,878 [dogs barking] 1051 00:44:08,188 --> 00:44:09,102 - Oh. 1052 00:44:09,276 --> 00:44:12,235 Oh, oh, thank god. 1053 00:44:12,409 --> 00:44:14,673 - Okay, don't get closer to it. 1054 00:44:14,847 --> 00:44:16,892 - Oh, he's so cute. 1055 00:44:17,066 --> 00:44:19,373 - That innocence has an expiration date. 1056 00:44:19,547 --> 00:44:21,027 [dogs barking] 1057 00:44:21,201 --> 00:44:22,637 - I could totally be its, like, 1058 00:44:22,811 --> 00:44:23,464 rehabilitation coach or something. 1059 00:44:23,638 --> 00:44:25,422 [puppy snarls] 1060 00:44:25,596 --> 00:44:27,120 [Killer Queen screams] 1061 00:44:27,294 --> 00:44:28,687 Oh, God, God, get it off, get it off! 1062 00:44:28,861 --> 00:44:29,731 - Oh, my God. 1063 00:44:29,905 --> 00:44:31,690 [Killer Queen screams] 1064 00:44:31,864 --> 00:44:33,387 - Kick it, kick it, kick it! 1065 00:44:34,649 --> 00:44:38,261 [puppy squeals] 1066 00:44:38,435 --> 00:44:39,610 - Oh, shit, I just kicked a puppy. 1067 00:44:45,573 --> 00:44:46,530 [cellphone shatters] 1068 00:44:46,705 --> 00:44:47,618 [puppy whines] 1069 00:44:47,793 --> 00:44:48,707 Huh. 1070 00:44:51,927 --> 00:44:53,755 [puppy shrieks] 1071 00:44:53,929 --> 00:44:56,497 [dog growls] 1072 00:44:56,671 --> 00:44:58,238 - Okay, what's the rule of the wild here, play dead? 1073 00:44:58,412 --> 00:44:59,979 - Okay. 1074 00:45:00,153 --> 00:45:02,372 Very slow, back away. 1075 00:45:03,678 --> 00:45:05,419 [dog growls] 1076 00:45:05,593 --> 00:45:07,116 - Hey, big fella. 1077 00:45:08,335 --> 00:45:09,292 - [Violet] Hey. 1078 00:45:09,466 --> 00:45:10,816 - Oh, easy. 1079 00:45:12,774 --> 00:45:17,126 Easy. [dog growls] 1080 00:45:17,300 --> 00:45:19,650 - [Violet] Okay, let's just let him go where he wants to go. 1081 00:45:19,825 --> 00:45:21,000 - Can dogs push buttons? 1082 00:45:23,654 --> 00:45:25,308 - [Toy voice] Bitch, please. 1083 00:45:25,482 --> 00:45:27,267 - You can train them to do a lot of things. 1084 00:45:27,441 --> 00:45:28,747 Oh. [gate chimes] 1085 00:45:28,921 --> 00:45:30,139 [Killer Queen wails] - Run! 1086 00:45:33,795 --> 00:45:35,188 [dogs barking faintly] 1087 00:45:35,362 --> 00:45:37,538 [Collins grunts] 1088 00:45:43,805 --> 00:45:47,026 [dogs continue barking] 1089 00:45:51,247 --> 00:45:53,380 [Collins grunts] 1090 00:45:59,429 --> 00:46:01,388 [dogs continue barking] 1091 00:46:01,562 --> 00:46:04,652 [dog shrieks] 1092 00:46:04,826 --> 00:46:07,481 [slow tense music] 1093 00:46:15,315 --> 00:46:19,536 - Come on, bro, come on, run! 1094 00:46:19,710 --> 00:46:22,670 Great shot, fuck, they're on their way, let's go, hurry up! 1095 00:46:22,844 --> 00:46:23,932 - All right, all right. 1096 00:46:24,106 --> 00:46:25,325 - I don't got no more weapons. 1097 00:46:25,499 --> 00:46:27,240 [dogs barking] 1098 00:46:27,414 --> 00:46:29,024 - Faster, faster, they're on my ass, come on, 1099 00:46:29,198 --> 00:46:30,809 come on, move your feet. - All right. 1100 00:46:30,983 --> 00:46:32,549 Should throw, throw something at them, do something. 1101 00:46:32,723 --> 00:46:34,290 You got anything, huh? 1102 00:46:35,335 --> 00:46:36,379 [Jay yells] 1103 00:46:36,553 --> 00:46:37,685 [dog snarls] 1104 00:46:37,859 --> 00:46:39,513 [Jay screams] 1105 00:46:39,687 --> 00:46:41,167 You got those big-ass arms, just use them. 1106 00:46:41,341 --> 00:46:44,474 - Get off me, right, come on, get your. 1107 00:46:47,216 --> 00:46:49,044 [slow dramatic music] 1108 00:46:49,218 --> 00:46:51,003 - [Violet] Okay, okay. [pants] 1109 00:46:52,091 --> 00:46:52,874 [door slams] 1110 00:46:54,702 --> 00:46:56,356 - [Thalia] Do you want a treat? 1111 00:46:56,530 --> 00:46:57,966 Oh, does my little baby want a treat? 1112 00:46:58,140 --> 00:47:00,273 Oh, I'll give you some nice, yeah. 1113 00:47:00,447 --> 00:47:02,884 Oh, who's a sparkly boy? [imitates panting] 1114 00:47:04,494 --> 00:47:06,148 [Thalia laughs] 1115 00:47:06,322 --> 00:47:07,323 Oh, you want to be brushed? [game chirps] 1116 00:47:07,497 --> 00:47:08,803 Oh, you want butt scratches there? 1117 00:47:08,977 --> 00:47:09,804 Oh, I'll give you some, oh, woof. 1118 00:47:09,978 --> 00:47:11,153 Woof, woof, woof, woof. 1119 00:47:11,327 --> 00:47:13,721 You want sparkle, sparkle. [laughs] 1120 00:47:13,895 --> 00:47:15,941 Oh, you're so happy. 1121 00:47:16,115 --> 00:47:17,203 Holy horse-dick. 1122 00:47:18,682 --> 00:47:19,553 - Hello. - What's us. 1123 00:47:20,946 --> 00:47:21,555 - [Thalia] Wait, guys, where's Vince? 1124 00:47:21,729 --> 00:47:23,426 [dogs barking] 1125 00:47:25,994 --> 00:47:28,954 - [Jay] Jesus. [screams] 1126 00:47:31,043 --> 00:47:35,569 - Spike just went full-on Hannibal Lecter on Vince. 1127 00:47:35,743 --> 00:47:38,789 - Yeah, well, yo, you're yanking my chain right now, right? 1128 00:47:38,964 --> 00:47:40,966 This is, like, some straight-up chain yankage. 1129 00:47:41,140 --> 00:47:43,838 - Just swing back, come on, I got you. 1130 00:47:44,012 --> 00:47:45,448 Come on, yes, yes. [dogs barking] 1131 00:47:45,622 --> 00:47:46,754 All right. 1132 00:47:46,928 --> 00:47:49,583 [Jay screams] 1133 00:47:49,757 --> 00:47:51,367 [dogs barking] 1134 00:47:51,541 --> 00:47:53,108 Oh, fuck. 1135 00:47:53,282 --> 00:47:54,980 - You're the only one with a connection 1136 00:47:55,154 --> 00:47:56,329 to the outside world, so you need to just stop playing 1137 00:47:56,503 --> 00:47:58,244 and call someone, like, now, please. 1138 00:47:58,418 --> 00:48:00,115 - Dudes, dudes, this is, like, typical Vince shit. 1139 00:48:00,289 --> 00:48:02,117 [slow dramatic music] 1140 00:48:02,291 --> 00:48:04,772 - Oh, fuck dystopia, I gotta get back on the phone. 1141 00:48:04,946 --> 00:48:08,645 - Same, I need to get back to my phone, bro. 1142 00:48:08,819 --> 00:48:10,734 What are we gonna do about them? 1143 00:48:10,909 --> 00:48:13,433 [dogs barking] 1144 00:48:13,607 --> 00:48:15,348 - [Thalia] Watch, watch, watch. 1145 00:48:15,522 --> 00:48:18,438 Yo, Vince, dude, [laughs] nice try. 1146 00:48:18,612 --> 00:48:19,482 [dogs barking] 1147 00:48:19,656 --> 00:48:20,962 Any bright ideas now? 1148 00:48:23,530 --> 00:48:24,226 [Jay grunts] 1149 00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:24,966 - Yeah. 1150 00:48:27,316 --> 00:48:28,056 [dog barks] 1151 00:48:28,230 --> 00:48:29,666 [Thalia laughs] 1152 00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:32,017 - This is so classic, man, this is so- 1153 00:48:32,191 --> 00:48:33,322 - Yeah. 1154 00:48:34,584 --> 00:48:35,368 - Hyah! 1155 00:48:35,672 --> 00:48:36,369 - Eat it. 1156 00:48:36,543 --> 00:48:38,240 - Got his ass. 1157 00:48:38,414 --> 00:48:39,807 - This is, like, some next-level shit, dog. 1158 00:48:39,981 --> 00:48:41,548 - It's working, it's working. 1159 00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:44,507 [dogs barking] 1160 00:48:44,681 --> 00:48:45,291 - Where'd they go? 1161 00:48:46,901 --> 00:48:48,816 Are you scoping 'em? 1162 00:48:48,990 --> 00:48:50,687 Bro? 1163 00:48:50,861 --> 00:48:52,820 - Sweet Jesus. 1164 00:48:52,994 --> 00:48:55,127 [slow ominous music] 1165 00:48:55,301 --> 00:48:56,824 - It's straight up not in the rule book, fam. 1166 00:48:56,998 --> 00:48:58,957 - Collins is in the wine cellar and he's hurt. 1167 00:48:59,131 --> 00:49:00,741 You have to call the helicopter now. 1168 00:49:00,915 --> 00:49:02,656 - Fucking call someone. 1169 00:49:02,830 --> 00:49:04,832 [slow ominous music] 1170 00:49:05,006 --> 00:49:06,965 [foliage rustling] 1171 00:49:07,139 --> 00:49:09,445 [dog whines] 1172 00:49:15,843 --> 00:49:18,411 [dog growls] 1173 00:49:18,585 --> 00:49:19,412 - Shit. 1174 00:49:21,066 --> 00:49:24,156 [Mason yells] 1175 00:49:24,330 --> 00:49:25,984 Bro, bro, this fucking thing is moving. 1176 00:49:26,158 --> 00:49:27,333 - Fine, I'll make the call. 1177 00:49:27,507 --> 00:49:28,551 [computer chirps] 1178 00:49:28,725 --> 00:49:30,771 Oh, shit, man, great timing. 1179 00:49:30,945 --> 00:49:33,252 I think I have to reset my network settings or some shit. 1180 00:49:34,514 --> 00:49:35,428 [Jay yells] 1181 00:49:35,602 --> 00:49:36,907 [slow dramatic music] 1182 00:49:37,082 --> 00:49:37,908 - [Jay] Oh, shit, oh, no, no, no. 1183 00:49:38,083 --> 00:49:38,909 Be still, be still. 1184 00:49:39,084 --> 00:49:40,128 - [Mason] Fuck this. 1185 00:49:40,302 --> 00:49:42,913 - [Jay] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1186 00:49:43,088 --> 00:49:44,828 - Buckle up, buttercup. 1187 00:49:45,699 --> 00:49:46,482 - [Jay] What you doing? 1188 00:49:46,656 --> 00:49:47,353 - Bitch. 1189 00:49:47,527 --> 00:49:48,441 - [Jay] Whoa! 1190 00:49:50,095 --> 00:49:51,487 - Oh, yeah, I don't think 1191 00:49:51,661 --> 00:49:53,576 the network settings is the problem. 1192 00:49:55,839 --> 00:49:58,190 Mason and Big Farmer Jay boned us. 1193 00:49:58,364 --> 00:49:59,713 - [Thalia] Dude, that's vandalism. 1194 00:49:59,887 --> 00:50:02,150 - What idiots climb up a cellphone tower? 1195 00:50:02,324 --> 00:50:04,718 - Someone with a death wish, that's who. 1196 00:50:04,892 --> 00:50:07,155 - It's fucking on time. 1197 00:50:07,329 --> 00:50:10,158 Get fried, you little fuckers! 1198 00:50:11,246 --> 00:50:13,596 [Jay shouts] 1199 00:50:15,294 --> 00:50:17,861 Ah, that's right. 1200 00:50:18,036 --> 00:50:19,907 - Hold on. 1201 00:50:20,081 --> 00:50:21,039 - We gotta help them. 1202 00:50:23,345 --> 00:50:24,607 - What's that? 1203 00:50:24,781 --> 00:50:25,608 - Flare gun, baby. 1204 00:50:29,090 --> 00:50:32,354 [shoe squeaks] 1205 00:50:32,528 --> 00:50:34,313 Either we scare them off or we light 'em up. 1206 00:50:34,487 --> 00:50:35,401 Either way, it's a win win. 1207 00:50:42,016 --> 00:50:44,062 It's about to be lit. 1208 00:50:44,236 --> 00:50:45,628 [gun fires] 1209 00:50:45,802 --> 00:50:46,847 [flare whistles] 1210 00:50:47,021 --> 00:50:48,892 - A flare, seriously? 1211 00:50:52,070 --> 00:50:53,941 [water splashes] 1212 00:50:54,115 --> 00:50:56,987 - Eh, oh, well, it's a little fail city over here. 1213 00:50:57,162 --> 00:50:59,425 - What's next, a strongly-worded letter? 1214 00:50:59,599 --> 00:51:01,383 - What the fuck? 1215 00:51:01,557 --> 00:51:03,951 - I think I just gotta, like, aim a little higher. 1216 00:51:05,039 --> 00:51:07,302 It's physics? 1217 00:51:07,476 --> 00:51:08,999 - Yeah, sure. 1218 00:51:09,174 --> 00:51:13,352 - Yeah, it's, like, some physics. 1219 00:51:13,526 --> 00:51:15,441 This is it, all right, here we go. 1220 00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:17,704 [shoe squeaks] 1221 00:51:17,878 --> 00:51:19,575 [gun fires] 1222 00:51:19,749 --> 00:51:20,968 [flare whistles] 1223 00:51:21,142 --> 00:51:23,492 [slow music] 1224 00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:27,017 Oh. [sighs] - Oh, shit! 1225 00:51:27,192 --> 00:51:28,541 - Oh! 1226 00:51:28,715 --> 00:51:29,803 [Jay yells] 1227 00:51:29,977 --> 00:51:31,631 [Mason screams] 1228 00:51:31,805 --> 00:51:34,851 Not the kind of fire we were looking for, man. 1229 00:51:35,025 --> 00:51:37,767 - Maybe I overshot that one. 1230 00:51:37,941 --> 00:51:38,986 - Yeah. 1231 00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:40,857 - Yeah, I think astronomically. 1232 00:51:41,031 --> 00:51:43,338 - At least we got rid of those dogs, bro. 1233 00:51:43,512 --> 00:51:45,384 [fire crackles] [metal creaks] 1234 00:51:46,167 --> 00:51:46,907 - Oh, we're going down. 1235 00:51:47,081 --> 00:51:48,169 - Holy shit! 1236 00:51:49,388 --> 00:51:50,171 No! 1237 00:51:50,345 --> 00:51:51,825 - Oh, no! 1238 00:51:51,999 --> 00:51:53,131 [Mason thuds] 1239 00:51:54,654 --> 00:51:56,482 - [Mason] Oh! 1240 00:51:56,656 --> 00:51:58,005 - Do you think I killed them? 1241 00:51:58,179 --> 00:52:00,442 - Yeah, that- that seems probable. 1242 00:52:00,616 --> 00:52:02,662 - Oh, shit, where are we supposed to go? 1243 00:52:02,836 --> 00:52:05,099 - It's swim time, bro, do or die. 1244 00:52:05,273 --> 00:52:05,969 - You out your motherfucking mind. 1245 00:52:06,144 --> 00:52:08,015 I'm not jumping off that. 1246 00:52:08,189 --> 00:52:09,495 - The drop's not even bad. 1247 00:52:09,669 --> 00:52:10,626 We just need to lead ourselves off 1248 00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:12,280 with a head start, come on. 1249 00:52:12,454 --> 00:52:13,586 - When I die, I'm gonna come back 1250 00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:15,544 and I'm gonna whoop your ass. 1251 00:52:15,718 --> 00:52:17,981 - Okay, I'm, like, 65% sure this isn't even suicide. 1252 00:52:18,156 --> 00:52:19,505 You got this. 1253 00:52:19,679 --> 00:52:20,680 - Listen, I'm gonna whoop your ass! 1254 00:52:20,854 --> 00:52:22,203 I'm gonna whoop your ass! 1255 00:52:22,377 --> 00:52:23,465 - Wait, what? 1256 00:52:23,639 --> 00:52:24,466 - Oh, yay. [claps] - Nice. 1257 00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:25,598 - Well done, boys. 1258 00:52:25,772 --> 00:52:26,512 - Oh, whoa. 1259 00:52:29,254 --> 00:52:30,211 - I don't got this. 1260 00:52:30,385 --> 00:52:31,734 - Bro. 1261 00:52:31,908 --> 00:52:32,605 - I don't want to do it. - Bro, your leg! 1262 00:52:32,779 --> 00:52:34,172 - What? 1263 00:52:34,346 --> 00:52:35,303 - Your fucking leg is on fire. 1264 00:52:35,477 --> 00:52:37,697 [Jay screams] 1265 00:52:37,871 --> 00:52:39,394 Whoa. 1266 00:52:39,568 --> 00:52:40,656 - Oh, and he just jumped. [water splashes] 1267 00:52:40,830 --> 00:52:42,223 - Oh, maybe dead again. - Oh, shit. 1268 00:52:45,357 --> 00:52:48,621 - Oh, oh, oh, shit. 1269 00:52:48,795 --> 00:52:52,538 I nailed that shit, son. [laughs] 1270 00:52:52,712 --> 00:52:55,410 Come on, man, enough thinking and more jumping! 1271 00:52:56,411 --> 00:52:58,761 [dog growls] 1272 00:53:02,243 --> 00:53:04,680 [Mason yells] 1273 00:53:05,681 --> 00:53:07,466 [water splashes] 1274 00:53:10,251 --> 00:53:11,034 - Come on. 1275 00:53:11,209 --> 00:53:12,253 - I got you- 1276 00:53:12,427 --> 00:53:14,429 - Stop splashing on me, bro. 1277 00:53:14,603 --> 00:53:17,563 I gotta move my legs. - Yeah. [laughs] 1278 00:53:17,737 --> 00:53:18,999 - All right, as soon as they hit the deck, 1279 00:53:19,173 --> 00:53:20,914 we out, zero dilly dally. 1280 00:53:21,088 --> 00:53:22,872 - Hold up, we gotta go back for Collins. 1281 00:53:24,178 --> 00:53:25,875 - Oh, shit. 1282 00:53:26,049 --> 00:53:29,139 I mean, yeah, I, my brain, I. 1283 00:53:29,314 --> 00:53:31,446 - Hey, how fucking high are you? 1284 00:53:31,620 --> 00:53:35,668 - Hey, dude, you know what, dude, slow your fucking roll- 1285 00:53:35,842 --> 00:53:39,019 - Hey, Thalia, what's up, you pyromaniac? 1286 00:53:39,193 --> 00:53:41,761 - You know what's not up, dude, my damn data tower. 1287 00:53:41,935 --> 00:53:44,024 That's what's not up, so calling for that helicopter, 1288 00:53:44,198 --> 00:53:45,504 not happening now, man. 1289 00:53:45,678 --> 00:53:47,375 - Yo, are you for real right now? 1290 00:53:47,549 --> 00:53:49,899 You've got no bat phone, 1291 00:53:50,073 --> 00:53:52,424 no old-school hand radio tucked away? 1292 00:53:52,598 --> 00:53:53,773 - No, bro, everything ran through 1293 00:53:53,947 --> 00:53:56,254 that one glorious data tower. 1294 00:53:56,428 --> 00:53:57,907 - Okay, well, if you have an antenna, 1295 00:53:58,081 --> 00:54:00,127 a bidirectional amplifier, and some RF cables, 1296 00:54:00,301 --> 00:54:02,695 I can whip up something that might do the trick, 1297 00:54:02,869 --> 00:54:04,827 but do you got any of that, like, stashed away? 1298 00:54:05,001 --> 00:54:06,612 - It's not, like, I for sure don't have any 1299 00:54:06,786 --> 00:54:09,354 of that stuff stashed away anywhere. 1300 00:54:09,528 --> 00:54:10,920 No, the only way out of here is gonna be 1301 00:54:11,094 --> 00:54:11,921 through the Vincetopia party barge- 1302 00:54:12,095 --> 00:54:13,706 - What, where? 1303 00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:15,229 - What the bummer is is that it's, like, 1304 00:54:15,403 --> 00:54:16,622 way on the other side of the island. 1305 00:54:16,796 --> 00:54:17,971 - Yeah, there's a bunch of hell hounds 1306 00:54:18,145 --> 00:54:19,799 between here and there. 1307 00:54:19,973 --> 00:54:22,410 - Nothing to it but to do it, am I right? 1308 00:54:22,584 --> 00:54:24,934 - Whoa, hey, you guys are forgetting something. 1309 00:54:25,108 --> 00:54:28,851 Okay, first we have to get Collins out of the cellar. 1310 00:54:29,025 --> 00:54:31,071 - Oh, shit. 1311 00:54:31,245 --> 00:54:32,855 [Mason snorts] 1312 00:54:33,029 --> 00:54:33,856 Okay, okay, the bummer is that the cellar 1313 00:54:34,030 --> 00:54:35,075 and the boat, they're in, like, 1314 00:54:35,249 --> 00:54:36,859 two totally opposite directions. 1315 00:54:37,033 --> 00:54:38,383 - [Killer Queen] True, true. 1316 00:54:38,557 --> 00:54:40,646 - Hey, tough break about your bro. 1317 00:54:40,820 --> 00:54:43,692 But chances are he's already dog meat. 1318 00:54:43,866 --> 00:54:46,347 Let's cut our losses and fuck off. 1319 00:54:46,521 --> 00:54:49,045 - Please do fuck off, Mason. 1320 00:54:49,219 --> 00:54:51,831 I am not leaving without my brother. 1321 00:54:52,005 --> 00:54:54,094 - Go ahead, we're out like trout. 1322 00:54:54,268 --> 00:54:55,791 Thalia, give me the key. 1323 00:54:55,965 --> 00:54:58,185 - No, man, that's not very cool. 1324 00:54:58,359 --> 00:54:59,795 And by the way, you don't even know where the boat is, 1325 00:54:59,969 --> 00:55:02,232 so super great plan, bro, really. 1326 00:55:02,407 --> 00:55:05,540 - Okay, well, what if we head back to the mainland, 1327 00:55:05,714 --> 00:55:09,065 grab a posse, and make a triumphant return for Collins? 1328 00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:12,895 - Yes, that, so Thalia, the key. 1329 00:55:13,069 --> 00:55:14,244 - [Violet] You don't have to listen to him. 1330 00:55:14,419 --> 00:55:16,464 - Don't be an asshole. 1331 00:55:16,638 --> 00:55:18,161 I'll give you a few Bitcoin for your troubles, huh? 1332 00:55:18,336 --> 00:55:20,294 - [Jay] Oh, you a scammer. 1333 00:55:20,468 --> 00:55:23,079 - No, no, you can't slap a price tag on my conscience, bro. 1334 00:55:23,253 --> 00:55:24,864 - Y'all need to stop fucking arguing. 1335 00:55:25,038 --> 00:55:26,126 This is what we fucking do. 1336 00:55:26,300 --> 00:55:27,910 Violet and I, we rolling out. 1337 00:55:28,084 --> 00:55:29,738 The rest of y'all just hold down the fort 1338 00:55:29,912 --> 00:55:32,132 'til we get back here with Collins, all right? 1339 00:55:32,306 --> 00:55:34,047 [Mason scoffs] 1340 00:55:34,221 --> 00:55:35,570 - Like some chick's gonna hold me back anyway? 1341 00:55:35,744 --> 00:55:36,832 I'm getting the fuck out of here. 1342 00:55:37,006 --> 00:55:37,790 - Are you fucking kidding me? 1343 00:55:37,964 --> 00:55:39,313 - Prick. 1344 00:55:39,487 --> 00:55:40,619 Well, I'll stay here with Thalia 1345 00:55:40,793 --> 00:55:42,490 and keep an eye on that asshole. 1346 00:55:42,664 --> 00:55:44,100 - Okay, and there's a golf cart in the shed, 1347 00:55:44,274 --> 00:55:46,102 so you should be able to haul Collins back with it. 1348 00:55:46,276 --> 00:55:48,191 - Perfect, let's get this shit show on the road 1349 00:55:48,366 --> 00:55:50,803 while them damn canines out there still licking they balls. 1350 00:55:52,108 --> 00:55:52,718 - Hey. 1351 00:55:54,415 --> 00:55:56,069 Don't die and shit. 1352 00:55:56,243 --> 00:55:56,809 - You too. 1353 00:55:59,289 --> 00:56:01,030 - I'll be upstairs. 1354 00:56:01,204 --> 00:56:03,511 Keep the energy contained down here, assholes. 1355 00:56:03,685 --> 00:56:05,774 - Whoa. - Oh, my god. 1356 00:56:05,948 --> 00:56:06,471 What the fuck is your problem? - I bet your dick is so big. 1357 00:56:06,645 --> 00:56:07,515 - [Mason] Fucking huge. 1358 00:56:07,689 --> 00:56:08,603 - [Killer Queen] Bye. 1359 00:56:08,777 --> 00:56:10,170 [slow dramatic music] 1360 00:56:10,344 --> 00:56:11,867 [dogs barking] 1361 00:56:12,041 --> 00:56:13,695 - [Jay] Oh, he dead, dead. 1362 00:56:13,869 --> 00:56:15,218 [flies buzzing] 1363 00:56:15,393 --> 00:56:16,829 [dogs whining] 1364 00:56:17,003 --> 00:56:18,047 - [Thalia] My sister's gonna be so mad. 1365 00:56:18,221 --> 00:56:19,962 She's gonna have my ass. 1366 00:56:20,136 --> 00:56:21,834 I mean, she's just gonna go fucking nuclear, dude. 1367 00:56:22,008 --> 00:56:23,923 - The universe dealt us a shitty hand, 1368 00:56:24,097 --> 00:56:25,707 but you didn't shuffle the deck. 1369 00:56:25,881 --> 00:56:27,187 Vince's death is not on you, all right? 1370 00:56:27,361 --> 00:56:28,623 - She specifically warned me not 1371 00:56:28,797 --> 00:56:29,842 to come looking for this place. 1372 00:56:30,016 --> 00:56:31,844 [slow dramatic music] 1373 00:56:32,018 --> 00:56:34,673 [dog whines] 1374 00:56:34,847 --> 00:56:36,196 Once the media gets a whiff of this, 1375 00:56:36,370 --> 00:56:38,198 it's gonna be paparazzi 24/7. 1376 00:56:38,372 --> 00:56:39,939 It's just gonna be, like, a total- 1377 00:56:40,113 --> 00:56:41,593 - Yeah, I- I think you're catastrophizing. 1378 00:56:41,767 --> 00:56:43,072 I don't think the media is gonna be- 1379 00:56:43,246 --> 00:56:46,119 - I'm not, it's, my sister's Hayden Hearst. 1380 00:56:50,384 --> 00:56:53,169 Like, tabloid dynamite, Hayden fucking Hearst. 1381 00:56:53,343 --> 00:56:54,083 [Killer Queen gasps] 1382 00:56:54,257 --> 00:56:55,650 [bell rings] 1383 00:56:55,824 --> 00:56:56,434 - [Director] Come on, hurry up, kids. 1384 00:56:56,608 --> 00:56:58,392 - [Hayden] Thank you. 1385 00:56:58,566 --> 00:56:59,262 - [Assistant] Here you are, you caffeinated majesty 1386 00:56:59,437 --> 00:57:00,655 - [Hayden] Oh, thank you. 1387 00:57:00,829 --> 00:57:02,178 - [Assistant] Hey, Hayden. 1388 00:57:02,352 --> 00:57:03,702 - Can this wait, we're about to roll. 1389 00:57:03,876 --> 00:57:07,227 - I really think you should see this. 1390 00:57:07,401 --> 00:57:08,446 - Spike just, like, leaps on him, right, 1391 00:57:08,620 --> 00:57:09,359 starts ripping on him- 1392 00:57:09,534 --> 00:57:10,404 - [Hayden] Good God, Thalia. 1393 00:57:11,623 --> 00:57:12,972 - He just goes, like, Hannibal Lecter on his ass. 1394 00:57:13,276 --> 00:57:13,799 - What, is that a prank? 1395 00:57:15,278 --> 00:57:17,324 - I don't think so. 1396 00:57:17,498 --> 00:57:18,107 - [Announcer] Ms. Hearst, we're ready for you on set. 1397 00:57:18,281 --> 00:57:20,632 - [Hayden] Be right there! 1398 00:57:20,806 --> 00:57:22,460 - [Jay] So he's still in the basement? 1399 00:57:22,634 --> 00:57:24,200 - [Violet] Was that blood here before? 1400 00:57:24,374 --> 00:57:25,637 - No, that's fresh. 1401 00:57:27,290 --> 00:57:28,466 - Collins, you down there? 1402 00:57:32,295 --> 00:57:33,427 Oh, shit. 1403 00:57:33,601 --> 00:57:34,907 - Well, he gone now. 1404 00:57:35,081 --> 00:57:35,821 [door creaks] 1405 00:57:35,995 --> 00:57:37,692 [bottles clinking] 1406 00:57:41,435 --> 00:57:43,524 [bottles clinking] 1407 00:57:50,531 --> 00:57:52,707 [objects rustling] 1408 00:57:55,188 --> 00:57:55,754 - Collins? 1409 00:58:00,149 --> 00:58:01,281 - Oh, hey, sis. 1410 00:58:02,543 --> 00:58:05,764 Farmer Jay, hello. 1411 00:58:05,938 --> 00:58:08,593 Do you guys have the wifi password? 1412 00:58:09,898 --> 00:58:11,509 - I sure do not. 1413 00:58:11,683 --> 00:58:14,294 - This is just some overcooked Insta-fuckery 1414 00:58:14,468 --> 00:58:17,210 to sell a new line of Vince Ventura's Scooby Snacks, 1415 00:58:17,384 --> 00:58:19,473 or some other nonsense. 1416 00:58:19,647 --> 00:58:21,301 - I know, but this is where the video cuts off. 1417 00:58:21,475 --> 00:58:23,259 - Ah. 1418 00:58:23,433 --> 00:58:25,392 - Only ones with the- 1419 00:58:25,566 --> 00:58:27,350 - Apparently Vince invited a bunch of content creators 1420 00:58:27,525 --> 00:58:30,005 to an island, I don't know what they were doing there. 1421 00:58:30,179 --> 00:58:33,269 - I do, dammit, Thalia. 1422 00:58:33,443 --> 00:58:37,186 - Here you go, here they are. [bottle rattles] 1423 00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:39,014 - What are you doing with the doggy downers, buddy? 1424 00:58:39,188 --> 00:58:40,581 - I'm just starving. 1425 00:58:40,755 --> 00:58:42,322 - Yeah, what are you taking? 1426 00:58:42,496 --> 00:58:45,194 Hey, hey, Collins, what are you taking? 1427 00:58:45,368 --> 00:58:46,892 We have to go. - A little bit of this 1428 00:58:47,066 --> 00:58:47,806 and a little bit of that. - We have to go. 1429 00:58:47,980 --> 00:58:49,111 - If you keep munching on that, 1430 00:58:49,285 --> 00:58:50,983 then we're gonna be here forever. 1431 00:58:51,157 --> 00:58:52,288 Come on, we cannot be late, we're gonna be, 1432 00:58:52,462 --> 00:58:53,246 we're gonna be late. - Farmer Jay. 1433 00:58:53,420 --> 00:58:54,464 - Hey, buddy, hey- 1434 00:58:54,639 --> 00:58:55,422 - We're gonna be late for what? 1435 00:58:55,596 --> 00:58:56,684 - The boat party. 1436 00:58:56,858 --> 00:58:57,642 - I love parties. - Yeah. 1437 00:58:57,816 --> 00:58:58,860 - There's a rumor that Vince, 1438 00:58:59,034 --> 00:59:01,994 he might not be living anymore. 1439 00:59:02,168 --> 00:59:03,778 - You say not living anymore, as in? 1440 00:59:03,952 --> 00:59:05,650 - Among the living now. 1441 00:59:07,956 --> 00:59:09,436 - Like, dead? 1442 00:59:09,610 --> 00:59:10,916 Have you called Thalia? 1443 00:59:11,090 --> 00:59:12,526 Call Thalia. - I tried calling, 1444 00:59:12,700 --> 00:59:13,353 but it went straight to voicemail. 1445 00:59:14,397 --> 00:59:15,355 - Fuck me. 1446 00:59:15,529 --> 00:59:18,837 [slow dramatic music] 1447 00:59:21,100 --> 00:59:24,494 [glass shatters] 1448 00:59:24,669 --> 00:59:26,148 - [Thalia] Hayden told me about her crazy experience 1449 00:59:26,322 --> 00:59:28,194 on "The Breed," and. 1450 00:59:28,368 --> 00:59:30,109 - I can't believe Hayden fucking Hearst is your sister. 1451 00:59:30,283 --> 00:59:32,720 Ugh, she's just, like, the epitome of badass. 1452 00:59:32,894 --> 00:59:34,548 Sorry, I'm, like, a nervous talker. 1453 00:59:34,722 --> 00:59:35,941 - It's okay, we all have our quirks, 1454 00:59:36,115 --> 00:59:37,812 you know, mine is chronic anxiety. 1455 00:59:39,466 --> 00:59:40,815 - All right, assholes. 1456 00:59:42,904 --> 00:59:43,688 [bottle rattles] 1457 00:59:43,862 --> 00:59:44,863 The time is up. 1458 00:59:45,037 --> 00:59:45,864 - Bro. - Geez. 1459 00:59:46,038 --> 00:59:48,170 - Let's roll. 1460 00:59:48,344 --> 00:59:49,868 - Bro, you've been hitting the sauce there pretty hard, huh? 1461 00:59:50,042 --> 00:59:51,913 - Oh, oh, god. 1462 00:59:52,087 --> 00:59:53,872 Geez, dude, chill out. 1463 00:59:55,221 --> 00:59:56,701 [Mason burps] 1464 00:59:56,875 --> 00:59:58,137 Oh, god, that's fucking nasty. - Ugh. 1465 00:59:58,311 --> 01:00:00,574 It was like a whole bouquet, oh, my god. 1466 01:00:00,748 --> 01:00:02,837 Jesus Christ, you're gross. 1467 01:00:03,011 --> 01:00:05,187 - Yeah, you think you're better than me? 1468 01:00:05,361 --> 01:00:06,536 [Killer Queen yells] 1469 01:00:06,711 --> 01:00:07,929 [Killer Queen groans] 1470 01:00:08,103 --> 01:00:08,669 - Hey, dude, get off me. - Just give me it! 1471 01:00:09,931 --> 01:00:11,585 Hey, ow, shit. 1472 01:00:11,759 --> 01:00:12,455 - Come on, why are you making this harder? 1473 01:00:12,630 --> 01:00:13,326 - [Thalia] Get off of me! 1474 01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:14,762 [both shouting] 1475 01:00:14,936 --> 01:00:16,634 - Hey, what the fuck are you doing? 1476 01:00:16,808 --> 01:00:17,460 - Here, I got it. - Get off of me, get off. 1477 01:00:17,635 --> 01:00:19,201 What, no, you can't- 1478 01:00:19,375 --> 01:00:21,421 - [Killer Queen] Get off of her, get off of her! 1479 01:00:21,595 --> 01:00:23,989 - It's mine! 1480 01:00:24,163 --> 01:00:24,642 - [Killer Queen] I told you to stop. 1481 01:00:24,816 --> 01:00:25,991 [vase shatters] 1482 01:00:26,165 --> 01:00:27,035 - Nice. 1483 01:00:28,428 --> 01:00:29,951 Hell, yeah. 1484 01:00:30,125 --> 01:00:33,302 Oh, god, that's nasty. 1485 01:00:33,476 --> 01:00:35,304 - Honestly, god, bro, those were my freaking snacks 1486 01:00:35,478 --> 01:00:37,219 and you wasted them, man, fuck you. 1487 01:00:37,393 --> 01:00:39,178 - You're dead! 1488 01:00:39,352 --> 01:00:40,527 - Just give me back the key, just give me the key. 1489 01:00:40,701 --> 01:00:42,311 - Nobody fucks with Mason Kelly. 1490 01:00:42,485 --> 01:00:44,357 [dog roars] [Mason screams] 1491 01:00:44,531 --> 01:00:45,706 - Holy shit. 1492 01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:47,926 [group screaming] 1493 01:00:49,928 --> 01:00:51,494 - Put the gun down. 1494 01:00:51,669 --> 01:00:53,105 It's crazy. 1495 01:00:53,279 --> 01:00:55,063 - Shit, key! 1496 01:00:55,237 --> 01:00:55,977 - Move, move, move! - Come on, we need the key. 1497 01:00:56,151 --> 01:00:57,326 - Let's just go, go, go, go. 1498 01:00:57,500 --> 01:00:58,850 - Get back here! - Let's go. 1499 01:00:59,024 --> 01:01:01,679 - Where are you going, you asshole? 1500 01:01:01,853 --> 01:01:04,159 [dog growls] 1501 01:01:06,553 --> 01:01:08,294 - [Thalia] Oh, shit, Mason, watch out! 1502 01:01:08,468 --> 01:01:12,080 [Mason screams] 1503 01:01:12,254 --> 01:01:14,909 [Thalia shouting] [Killer Queen shouting] 1504 01:01:15,083 --> 01:01:16,911 [Mason screams] 1505 01:01:18,217 --> 01:01:19,827 [doors rattling] 1506 01:01:24,702 --> 01:01:26,486 [Collins mutters] 1507 01:01:28,357 --> 01:01:30,359 - Collins. 1508 01:01:30,533 --> 01:01:32,927 - Hold up, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1509 01:01:33,101 --> 01:01:34,929 - [Thalia] Whoa, whoa, chill, chill. 1510 01:01:35,103 --> 01:01:36,061 - Get in! - Whoa! 1511 01:01:37,627 --> 01:01:38,759 - [Thalia] Slide over, I know these roads, trust. 1512 01:01:39,586 --> 01:01:40,718 - Hello. 1513 01:01:40,892 --> 01:01:42,371 - Goddamn, you look like shit. 1514 01:01:42,545 --> 01:01:44,591 - Hey, do you know the wifi password? 1515 01:01:44,765 --> 01:01:45,723 - Mm-mm. - Aww. 1516 01:01:45,897 --> 01:01:47,376 - Yo, where's Mason Kelly? 1517 01:01:47,550 --> 01:01:49,248 - Dude's toast, man, like, burnt toast. - Huh? 1518 01:01:49,422 --> 01:01:50,423 [golf cart revs] 1519 01:01:50,597 --> 01:01:51,467 Wait, what- what happened? 1520 01:01:51,641 --> 01:01:52,686 - A dog got him. 1521 01:01:52,860 --> 01:01:54,296 - [Thalia] And the boat key. 1522 01:01:54,470 --> 01:01:56,385 - [Jay] Well, ain't that about a pearl on pig shit. 1523 01:01:56,559 --> 01:01:57,996 - Oh, no. 1524 01:01:58,170 --> 01:01:59,911 - Oh, no, fucking shit, no. 1525 01:02:00,085 --> 01:02:01,739 Fuck, the motor gave out. - Yo, why you stopping? 1526 01:02:01,913 --> 01:02:03,523 - [Thalia] You gotta push it. 1527 01:02:03,697 --> 01:02:05,003 - I got it, I got it. 1528 01:02:05,177 --> 01:02:07,005 - Okay, I'll help. - I got it. 1529 01:02:09,485 --> 01:02:10,356 - [Thalia] You guys got this! - [Jay] Go! 1530 01:02:12,010 --> 01:02:13,446 - [Thalia] You got this, you're doing great, man. 1531 01:02:13,620 --> 01:02:15,143 You look great, your muscles, they're bulging. 1532 01:02:15,317 --> 01:02:16,188 You look awesome, thank you. - Come on. 1533 01:02:16,362 --> 01:02:18,103 Push, go. [grunts] 1534 01:02:19,844 --> 01:02:21,019 - [Thalia] Push it, let's go. 1535 01:02:21,193 --> 01:02:22,847 [dog howls] 1536 01:02:24,239 --> 01:02:25,675 - Hey, Farmer Ted, push us farther. 1537 01:02:25,850 --> 01:02:27,982 - [Thalia] That's great, man. 1538 01:02:28,156 --> 01:02:29,505 - [Collins] Farther and faster. 1539 01:02:29,679 --> 01:02:31,290 - [Thalia] Just a little further. 1540 01:02:31,464 --> 01:02:33,640 [slow dramatic music] [dogs barking] 1541 01:02:33,814 --> 01:02:35,468 - Dogs, dogs, the dogs are coming! 1542 01:02:35,642 --> 01:02:39,689 [dogs barking] 1543 01:02:39,864 --> 01:02:41,213 - [Thalia] You've got this, you've got this! 1544 01:02:41,387 --> 01:02:42,562 [Jay grunts] 1545 01:02:42,736 --> 01:02:43,998 A little faster. 1546 01:02:45,173 --> 01:02:46,000 - [Violet] Shit. 1547 01:02:46,174 --> 01:02:46,914 - [Thalia] Let's go! 1548 01:02:47,088 --> 01:02:48,133 [dogs barking] 1549 01:02:48,307 --> 01:02:50,875 [golf cart revs] 1550 01:02:51,049 --> 01:02:52,659 - Man, how much more of this bullshit 1551 01:02:52,833 --> 01:02:54,313 we gotta go through before we get to this damn boat? 1552 01:02:54,487 --> 01:02:57,011 - I could tell you, man, but it's gonna bum you out. 1553 01:02:58,317 --> 01:02:59,448 [dogs barking] 1554 01:02:59,622 --> 01:03:00,362 - Pump the gas. 1555 01:03:00,536 --> 01:03:01,842 - This is the gas. 1556 01:03:03,626 --> 01:03:05,933 [slow dramatic music] 1557 01:03:06,107 --> 01:03:07,630 [dogs barking] 1558 01:03:07,805 --> 01:03:08,675 - Getting closer! 1559 01:03:12,548 --> 01:03:14,072 - Okay, grab a moonshine bottle 1560 01:03:14,246 --> 01:03:15,725 and aim for the center of that bridge. 1561 01:03:15,900 --> 01:03:18,293 You light it up. 1562 01:03:18,467 --> 01:03:19,642 Fireball rocketing in three, 1563 01:03:21,340 --> 01:03:22,210 two. 1564 01:03:23,995 --> 01:03:24,734 - Oh, it's you. 1565 01:03:24,909 --> 01:03:26,040 [bridge clatters] 1566 01:03:26,214 --> 01:03:27,563 - All right, go. 1567 01:03:27,737 --> 01:03:30,175 - [Killer Queen] Yeah, blaze and go! 1568 01:03:35,093 --> 01:03:36,616 [dogs whining] 1569 01:03:36,790 --> 01:03:37,617 - [Jay] See you in hell, motherfuckers. 1570 01:03:37,791 --> 01:03:38,400 - Sick. Hell, yeah. 1571 01:03:38,574 --> 01:03:41,316 [fire crackling] 1572 01:03:43,492 --> 01:03:44,406 Okay. 1573 01:03:45,538 --> 01:03:46,887 Okay, we're here. 1574 01:03:48,715 --> 01:03:50,325 - Is this the shit Vince was rambling about 1575 01:03:50,499 --> 01:03:52,719 from that whole movie? 1576 01:03:52,893 --> 01:03:54,416 - Yeah, pretty cool, right? 1577 01:03:54,590 --> 01:03:56,201 - The Universal one was cooler. 1578 01:03:56,375 --> 01:03:57,767 Look at this cage, it's ripped to shreds. 1579 01:03:57,942 --> 01:03:59,160 - Dude, the fact that Vince 1580 01:03:59,334 --> 01:04:01,249 and you even stayed alive long enough 1581 01:04:01,423 --> 01:04:03,817 to drag us into this mess is a statistical anomaly. 1582 01:04:03,991 --> 01:04:05,340 - When we first got to the island, 1583 01:04:05,514 --> 01:04:06,951 the dogs, they were, like, super shy, man. 1584 01:04:07,125 --> 01:04:08,387 They kept to themselves, it was chill. 1585 01:04:08,561 --> 01:04:10,302 - They became extroverts real fast. 1586 01:04:10,476 --> 01:04:12,043 - Well, a little while 1587 01:04:12,217 --> 01:04:13,653 after we started construction on Vincetopia, 1588 01:04:13,827 --> 01:04:15,437 the dogs, they got, like, a little bit aggressive, 1589 01:04:15,611 --> 01:04:17,222 and one dude got bit. 1590 01:04:17,396 --> 01:04:19,093 So we had to stop construction 1591 01:04:19,267 --> 01:04:20,747 until we could wrangle the rest of the dogs, 1592 01:04:20,921 --> 01:04:22,227 and you know Vince, he's always looking 1593 01:04:22,401 --> 01:04:24,011 for the opportunity in every problem, so- 1594 01:04:24,185 --> 01:04:25,752 - Jesus Christ. 1595 01:04:25,926 --> 01:04:26,796 - We thought we'd invite you all here, 1596 01:04:26,971 --> 01:04:28,450 make a game out of it, 1597 01:04:28,624 --> 01:04:30,191 you guys could help us wrangle the rest of them, 1598 01:04:30,365 --> 01:04:32,454 then it's like a win win. - My ass. 1599 01:04:32,628 --> 01:04:33,760 - [Thalia] We'd put it inside the cage, 1600 01:04:33,934 --> 01:04:35,153 the dogs would come, and then wham, 1601 01:04:35,327 --> 01:04:37,111 the gate would slam shut, easy peasy. 1602 01:04:37,285 --> 01:04:40,027 - Is this is the epic bash you're talking about? 1603 01:04:40,201 --> 01:04:40,941 - [Thalia] And setting off the trap. 1604 01:04:41,333 --> 01:04:43,465 - [Killer Queen] What? - Yep. 1605 01:04:43,639 --> 01:04:45,554 - [Killer Queen] One of the good ones. 1606 01:04:45,728 --> 01:04:47,382 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, before you guys totally roast me, 1607 01:04:47,556 --> 01:04:49,080 just hold on a second. 1608 01:04:49,254 --> 01:04:49,994 I brought you here because I have something 1609 01:04:50,168 --> 01:04:51,996 that's a total game changer. 1610 01:04:52,170 --> 01:04:55,782 - Oh, what you gonna get, some old crap licorice 1611 01:04:55,956 --> 01:04:57,001 and give it to the dog? 1612 01:04:57,175 --> 01:04:59,917 - Ooh, I hope so, I'm starving. 1613 01:05:00,091 --> 01:05:03,137 - [Thalia] Aha, check this shit out. 1614 01:05:03,311 --> 01:05:05,183 - Wait, wait, we might not die. 1615 01:05:06,097 --> 01:05:07,141 [Jay laughs] 1616 01:05:07,315 --> 01:05:08,273 - Well, color me impressed then, 1617 01:05:08,447 --> 01:05:09,883 little lady. - Wow. 1618 01:05:10,057 --> 01:05:11,885 - You've got the stance and everything. 1619 01:05:12,059 --> 01:05:13,626 - [Killer Queen] Okay. 1620 01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:16,498 - Wait, is that a goddamn paintball? 1621 01:05:16,672 --> 01:05:19,371 [gun clatters] 1622 01:05:19,545 --> 01:05:21,503 No, you done lost your goddamn mind. 1623 01:05:22,852 --> 01:05:24,245 - [Thalia] What? 1624 01:05:24,419 --> 01:05:25,159 - [Killer Queen] I'm sorry, this was 1625 01:05:25,333 --> 01:05:27,118 your game-changing surprise? 1626 01:05:27,292 --> 01:05:29,207 - This really stings without proper protective gear. 1627 01:05:29,381 --> 01:05:30,208 [Jay laughs] 1628 01:05:30,382 --> 01:05:32,253 I build stuff, okay? 1629 01:05:32,427 --> 01:05:36,344 - So guys, if you keep hacking away at each other, 1630 01:05:36,518 --> 01:05:38,956 you might as well start digging your own graves. 1631 01:05:39,130 --> 01:05:40,827 We gotta get it together, 1632 01:05:41,001 --> 01:05:42,655 and I know this sounds strange coming from me 1633 01:05:42,829 --> 01:05:45,049 since I've been sitting on the sidelines throwing shade 1634 01:05:45,223 --> 01:05:47,573 at the whole fame game, but, you know, 1635 01:05:47,747 --> 01:05:49,444 I was just kind of petrified that if I dove in, 1636 01:05:49,618 --> 01:05:53,840 I'd lose every semblance of who I am. 1637 01:05:54,014 --> 01:05:55,624 And I'll- I'll admit that when we first got here, 1638 01:05:55,798 --> 01:05:57,887 Collins, if you ask me for the fucking wifi password, 1639 01:05:58,062 --> 01:05:59,237 I swear to god. 1640 01:06:00,673 --> 01:06:01,587 - I wasn't gonna. 1641 01:06:01,761 --> 01:06:03,632 - Then what? 1642 01:06:03,806 --> 01:06:05,330 - Hmm, well, nothing. 1643 01:06:05,504 --> 01:06:09,334 - When we first got here, being trapped 1644 01:06:09,508 --> 01:06:12,641 on this island, it felt like a nightmare. 1645 01:06:12,815 --> 01:06:14,643 But since then, I see you for who you really are. 1646 01:06:14,817 --> 01:06:17,342 I mean, you're a crew of mavericks, 1647 01:06:17,516 --> 01:06:19,779 and we either fuse that collective madness 1648 01:06:19,953 --> 01:06:23,870 into an unstoppable force, or we crumble and we fall apart. 1649 01:06:24,044 --> 01:06:25,915 The choice is yours. 1650 01:06:29,049 --> 01:06:31,138 - Goddamn. [claps] 1651 01:06:31,312 --> 01:06:32,444 - That was sick, that's sick. 1652 01:06:32,618 --> 01:06:34,185 - All right, that was- - You rock. 1653 01:06:34,359 --> 01:06:35,055 - I think you guys are missing the point 1654 01:06:35,229 --> 01:06:36,274 of my- my speech, though- 1655 01:06:36,448 --> 01:06:38,015 - Was no one livestreaming that? 1656 01:06:38,189 --> 01:06:38,624 Should have been live streaming that. 1657 01:06:38,798 --> 01:06:40,104 - I know, right? 1658 01:06:40,278 --> 01:06:40,800 - Hey, I got it from up here. 1659 01:06:42,106 --> 01:06:43,672 Does anybody have the wifi password? 1660 01:06:43,846 --> 01:06:45,022 [Jay sighs] 1661 01:06:45,196 --> 01:06:46,936 - I'm gonna kill him. 1662 01:06:47,111 --> 01:06:48,590 - Hey, do you have any idea of what's going on with him? 1663 01:06:48,764 --> 01:06:50,201 - I, you know, I think it's just like an infection, 1664 01:06:50,375 --> 01:06:52,246 plus drugs, it's making his ADHD worse. 1665 01:06:52,420 --> 01:06:53,682 - Yeah, ADHD- - Cool, cool, cool, 1666 01:06:53,856 --> 01:06:55,249 cool, cool. 1667 01:06:55,423 --> 01:06:57,208 - Look like the sun's about to set. 1668 01:06:57,382 --> 01:06:58,557 Thalia's little spit shooter's not gonna cut it. 1669 01:06:58,731 --> 01:06:59,297 - Man. - He's right. 1670 01:07:01,386 --> 01:07:03,127 I say we stay the night here and come morning, 1671 01:07:03,301 --> 01:07:05,129 we scrounge together whatever we can use to fight them. 1672 01:07:05,303 --> 01:07:06,173 - Woof, man. 1673 01:07:06,347 --> 01:07:07,392 - Chomp chomp, bitch. 1674 01:07:07,566 --> 01:07:10,917 - Let's kill those bitches. 1675 01:07:11,091 --> 01:07:12,919 - Does anyone know what the wifi password is? [mutters] 1676 01:07:13,093 --> 01:07:13,833 [rock music] 1677 01:07:14,007 --> 01:07:15,269 [sword clinks] 1678 01:07:18,577 --> 01:07:20,361 [door creaks] 1679 01:07:20,535 --> 01:07:22,755 [rock music continues] 1680 01:07:22,929 --> 01:07:24,061 [gun clicks] 1681 01:07:27,020 --> 01:07:30,676 [rock music continues] 1682 01:07:43,950 --> 01:07:45,125 [gun clicks] 1683 01:07:47,997 --> 01:07:51,349 [rock music continues] 1684 01:08:06,277 --> 01:08:09,932 [rock music continues] 1685 01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:24,208 [Thalia sighs] 1686 01:08:32,129 --> 01:08:35,784 [rock music continues] 1687 01:08:38,091 --> 01:08:40,398 [gun clicks] 1688 01:08:42,791 --> 01:08:46,143 [rock music continues] 1689 01:08:48,841 --> 01:08:51,409 [sword clinks] 1690 01:08:58,894 --> 01:08:59,939 [phone clicks] 1691 01:09:02,376 --> 01:09:04,639 [doors rattling] 1692 01:09:04,813 --> 01:09:07,251 - I was really close to my grandpa. 1693 01:09:07,425 --> 01:09:09,688 He had this super cool, like, ancient car 1694 01:09:09,862 --> 01:09:11,951 that I flipped for cash, dove headfirst 1695 01:09:12,125 --> 01:09:14,432 into MacGyver-ing some life hacks. 1696 01:09:14,606 --> 01:09:16,608 - I'm actually a fan. 1697 01:09:16,782 --> 01:09:18,523 I pushed Vince to invite you to the island. 1698 01:09:18,697 --> 01:09:20,612 - Oh, thanks, so glad you did. 1699 01:09:20,786 --> 01:09:23,528 - Oh, shit, man, I'm sorry. 1700 01:09:23,702 --> 01:09:26,531 Seriously, I've been watching you grow since the early days, 1701 01:09:26,705 --> 01:09:29,490 and it's inspiring, dude. 1702 01:09:29,664 --> 01:09:31,188 - Thalia, have you ever thought 1703 01:09:31,362 --> 01:09:32,493 about following in your sister's footsteps 1704 01:09:32,667 --> 01:09:34,321 with the whole acting thing? 1705 01:09:34,495 --> 01:09:35,714 - You know, I tried with the gaming thing, 1706 01:09:35,888 --> 01:09:38,499 but nothing really stuck until I met Vince. 1707 01:09:38,673 --> 01:09:40,632 It kind of gave me this sense of purpose 1708 01:09:40,806 --> 01:09:43,069 that, you know, I never really had before, man. 1709 01:09:43,243 --> 01:09:44,723 - [Jay] How'd you guys meet? 1710 01:09:44,897 --> 01:09:47,334 - Man, like, at my absolutly lowest, 1711 01:09:47,508 --> 01:09:50,163 facedown, sprawled out in the dirt. 1712 01:09:50,337 --> 01:09:51,773 - My god, rock bottom. 1713 01:09:51,947 --> 01:09:53,427 - No, it was a shroom shack in New Mexico. 1714 01:09:53,601 --> 01:09:54,428 - [Violet] That's cool. [Jay laughs] 1715 01:09:54,602 --> 01:09:56,082 [Collins snores] 1716 01:09:56,256 --> 01:09:57,518 - [Violet] Someone is a deep sleeper. 1717 01:09:57,692 --> 01:09:59,564 - [Killer Queen] He is really drooling. 1718 01:09:59,738 --> 01:10:01,566 - [Jay] I might get him a can. 1719 01:10:01,740 --> 01:10:02,306 - [Thalia] Well, we'll find you a can after I detox- 1720 01:10:02,480 --> 01:10:04,395 [group chattering] 1721 01:10:04,569 --> 01:10:05,787 - I think he would have loved 1722 01:10:05,961 --> 01:10:08,616 to have been in that hut with you guys. 1723 01:10:08,790 --> 01:10:10,792 - We'll bring him with us next time. 1724 01:10:10,966 --> 01:10:12,577 Once we get to the boat, 1725 01:10:12,751 --> 01:10:13,839 we'll have him to a hospital in an hour. 1726 01:10:15,623 --> 01:10:17,930 [slow music] 1727 01:10:19,671 --> 01:10:21,020 [fabric thumps] 1728 01:10:23,327 --> 01:10:25,111 [slow music continues] 1729 01:10:26,721 --> 01:10:27,722 - Has anyone seen Collins? 1730 01:10:27,896 --> 01:10:28,810 - No. 1731 01:10:30,508 --> 01:10:33,119 - He was here a second ago. 1732 01:10:33,293 --> 01:10:34,729 - Last time I saw him, he went that way. 1733 01:10:37,079 --> 01:10:37,732 - Oh, shit. 1734 01:10:39,908 --> 01:10:40,474 Collins? 1735 01:10:42,911 --> 01:10:44,043 - Collins! 1736 01:10:44,217 --> 01:10:45,610 - Shh! - Shh! 1737 01:10:45,784 --> 01:10:48,395 [slow music] 1738 01:10:48,569 --> 01:10:50,571 [Collins laughs] 1739 01:10:50,745 --> 01:10:52,747 - I guess I'ma head into the bush and go hunt him down. 1740 01:10:55,141 --> 01:10:55,968 - Good luck, dude. 1741 01:10:56,142 --> 01:10:58,057 - Thanks. 1742 01:10:58,231 --> 01:10:59,537 - [Killer Queen] Be careful. 1743 01:10:59,711 --> 01:11:00,973 [Jay grunts] 1744 01:11:05,586 --> 01:11:08,197 - Shit, I know you fucking lying. Collins! 1745 01:11:10,112 --> 01:11:10,983 Collins! 1746 01:11:14,378 --> 01:11:15,335 Man, get your ass over here. 1747 01:11:15,509 --> 01:11:17,032 - Hey, Farmer Jay. 1748 01:11:17,206 --> 01:11:18,947 - Come here! - I'm coming, I'm coming. 1749 01:11:19,121 --> 01:11:20,209 - You'd better pop it out like a goddamn jack-in-the-box. 1750 01:11:20,384 --> 01:11:21,602 - Sorry, I was just peeing- 1751 01:11:21,776 --> 01:11:22,777 - Goddamn. 1752 01:11:22,951 --> 01:11:23,996 [Collins hiccups] 1753 01:11:24,170 --> 01:11:25,258 You all kinds of fucked up. 1754 01:11:25,432 --> 01:11:28,348 - Do you have the wifi password? 1755 01:11:31,264 --> 01:11:33,875 Do you have the wifi password? 1756 01:11:34,049 --> 01:11:35,877 - I have it, it's get in the fucking cart. 1757 01:11:36,051 --> 01:11:36,965 - No spaces? 1758 01:11:37,139 --> 01:11:38,271 - All caps, let's go. 1759 01:11:38,445 --> 01:11:40,186 - Hmm, I never thought of that. 1760 01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:42,014 - [Jay] I found him. 1761 01:11:42,188 --> 01:11:42,710 - Oh, shit. 1762 01:11:44,321 --> 01:11:46,018 [Collins hums] 1763 01:11:46,192 --> 01:11:47,498 [Collins thuds] 1764 01:11:51,197 --> 01:11:53,242 - [Violet] Okay. 1765 01:11:53,417 --> 01:11:55,375 - I'm feeling omin-tiferous. 1766 01:11:55,549 --> 01:11:56,855 - Uh-oh. 1767 01:11:57,029 --> 01:11:58,813 - Hey, buddy, you all right there? 1768 01:11:58,987 --> 01:11:59,553 - Do you? 1769 01:12:01,294 --> 01:12:03,078 - Do I what? 1770 01:12:03,252 --> 01:12:04,384 - Do you [hiccups] know? 1771 01:12:04,558 --> 01:12:05,864 - The muffin man? 1772 01:12:06,038 --> 01:12:08,693 - The wifi password? 1773 01:12:11,435 --> 01:12:14,786 Aw, man, not cool at all, man. 1774 01:12:19,181 --> 01:12:20,531 - I don't want it. 1775 01:12:20,705 --> 01:12:21,836 - You smell good, Mama. - No, thank you. 1776 01:12:22,010 --> 01:12:23,055 - [Violet] Okay, let's not be that guy. 1777 01:12:23,229 --> 01:12:23,925 Come on, Collins, I'm so sorry. 1778 01:12:24,099 --> 01:12:25,144 - Cool. 1779 01:12:25,318 --> 01:12:25,971 - Here we go. 1780 01:12:26,145 --> 01:12:27,494 [Collins thuds] 1781 01:12:28,626 --> 01:12:30,149 - So this is a thing. 1782 01:12:32,281 --> 01:12:35,284 - If we ride into those dogs. 1783 01:12:35,459 --> 01:12:37,243 He definitely asked them for the wifi password. 1784 01:12:38,244 --> 01:12:39,071 - Yeah. 1785 01:12:39,245 --> 01:12:40,725 - Good to go, yeah. 1786 01:12:40,899 --> 01:12:41,508 - [Collins] Let's go. [Collins thuds] 1787 01:12:42,596 --> 01:12:44,337 [slow music] 1788 01:12:44,511 --> 01:12:45,904 - I'm ready, let's go. - Yeah, let's peace out. 1789 01:12:46,078 --> 01:12:48,646 [slow rock music] 1790 01:12:53,128 --> 01:12:55,914 [golf cart revs] 1791 01:12:56,088 --> 01:12:57,698 - [Thalia] Holy shit. 1792 01:12:57,872 --> 01:12:59,134 - Why are you stopping now? - Holy shit. 1793 01:12:59,308 --> 01:13:00,440 Holy literal shit. - Why are we stopping? 1794 01:13:00,614 --> 01:13:03,008 - Oh, oh, my god, oh, it's just, 1795 01:13:03,182 --> 01:13:05,314 it's in the poo, it's chilling, it's in the poo. 1796 01:13:05,489 --> 01:13:07,491 Whoa, guys, it's gonna be fine. 1797 01:13:07,665 --> 01:13:09,493 This has gotta be some sign we're gonna be okay. 1798 01:13:09,667 --> 01:13:10,972 - [Jay] Mm-mm, mm-mm, girl. 1799 01:13:15,499 --> 01:13:17,849 Thalia, hey, Thalia. 1800 01:13:18,023 --> 01:13:19,328 - [Violet] Thalia. 1801 01:13:21,243 --> 01:13:23,376 - Thalia! 1802 01:13:23,550 --> 01:13:24,899 Thalia! [group chattering] 1803 01:13:25,073 --> 01:13:26,205 Thalia, Thalia! - Thalia! 1804 01:13:26,379 --> 01:13:28,337 - Oh, shit, hi, Spike. 1805 01:13:28,512 --> 01:13:30,905 You're a, you're a good little dude, right? 1806 01:13:31,079 --> 01:13:33,734 You got a little, you want some licorice? 1807 01:13:33,908 --> 01:13:36,433 - Thalia, just get over here, don't talk to it. 1808 01:13:36,607 --> 01:13:38,435 - Looks promising, right? 1809 01:13:38,609 --> 01:13:39,566 - It's the best day ever. 1810 01:13:39,740 --> 01:13:41,438 - Come on, come on, hurry! 1811 01:13:41,612 --> 01:13:42,700 - Come on, go! - Go, go, go, go! 1812 01:13:42,874 --> 01:13:43,570 [dogs barking] 1813 01:13:43,744 --> 01:13:44,876 - Nice, guys. 1814 01:13:45,050 --> 01:13:47,574 - Come on, guys. [golf cart revs] 1815 01:13:47,748 --> 01:13:50,316 [dogs barking] 1816 01:13:50,490 --> 01:13:55,234 [slow dramatic music] 1817 01:13:55,408 --> 01:13:57,192 - Are we going the wrong way, like, away from the boat? 1818 01:13:57,366 --> 01:13:58,498 - Yep, yep, yes, we are. 1819 01:13:58,672 --> 01:14:01,153 [golf cart revs] 1820 01:14:01,327 --> 01:14:02,459 [group chattering] 1821 01:14:02,633 --> 01:14:04,373 - Oh, shit, oh, shit. 1822 01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:08,160 - Go on. - Oh, shit. 1823 01:14:08,334 --> 01:14:09,161 - Oh, shit. 1824 01:14:09,335 --> 01:14:10,118 - Hold on. 1825 01:14:10,292 --> 01:14:13,687 [group chattering] 1826 01:14:13,861 --> 01:14:15,036 - Come on. [group chattering] 1827 01:14:15,210 --> 01:14:17,125 [dog yelps] 1828 01:14:17,299 --> 01:14:19,258 - That's right, I'll cut a bitch. 1829 01:14:19,432 --> 01:14:21,782 - Yeah, we'll cut your ass. 1830 01:14:21,956 --> 01:14:24,916 [slow dramatic music continues] 1831 01:14:28,572 --> 01:14:29,486 Oh, shit. 1832 01:14:31,357 --> 01:14:33,011 [arrow whistles] 1833 01:14:33,185 --> 01:14:34,578 [dogs barking] 1834 01:14:34,752 --> 01:14:36,144 - [Thalia] Fire it, fire over there! 1835 01:14:36,318 --> 01:14:37,929 [dogs barking] 1836 01:14:38,103 --> 01:14:41,889 - Oh, shit, okay, okay, V, I see you. YeeHaw! 1837 01:14:44,675 --> 01:14:45,980 [Jay laughs] 1838 01:14:46,154 --> 01:14:48,156 Damn. 1839 01:14:48,330 --> 01:14:49,418 - Collins, come, Collins, give that back. 1840 01:14:49,593 --> 01:14:51,464 Collins, I need that, seriously. 1841 01:14:51,638 --> 01:14:52,987 Collins, give that back. 1842 01:14:53,161 --> 01:14:54,772 - What's going on back there? 1843 01:14:54,946 --> 01:14:55,947 - He took the sickle. 1844 01:14:56,121 --> 01:14:58,123 - He can't steady himself. 1845 01:14:58,297 --> 01:14:59,690 [sickle clangs] 1846 01:14:59,864 --> 01:15:00,865 - Dude! [group chattering] 1847 01:15:01,039 --> 01:15:03,432 Dude, dude, why, whoa, why? 1848 01:15:03,607 --> 01:15:05,652 - Sorry. 1849 01:15:05,826 --> 01:15:08,786 - Oh, man, whoa. 1850 01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:10,048 - Collins! - Oh, man. 1851 01:15:10,222 --> 01:15:10,788 - Shit. 1852 01:15:12,006 --> 01:15:13,268 [Collins laughs] 1853 01:15:13,442 --> 01:15:14,835 - [Jay] What the fuck? 1854 01:15:15,009 --> 01:15:15,880 - [Violet] Stop, stop, stop, we can't 1855 01:15:16,054 --> 01:15:17,055 leave without Collins. - Shit. 1856 01:15:17,229 --> 01:15:19,318 I'm going in for the save. 1857 01:15:19,492 --> 01:15:21,668 - Okay, okay, all right, get ready. 1858 01:15:21,842 --> 01:15:23,104 Are you ready? [Jay grunts] 1859 01:15:23,278 --> 01:15:25,280 Get ready, man, you're gonna jump, okay? 1860 01:15:25,454 --> 01:15:26,194 You've got this, you've got this, bro, come on, okay. 1861 01:15:26,368 --> 01:15:28,632 [Jay hollers] 1862 01:15:28,806 --> 01:15:32,984 [dogs barking] 1863 01:15:33,158 --> 01:15:34,246 - [Collins] I bet you can't catch me. 1864 01:15:34,420 --> 01:15:35,508 - Collins! 1865 01:15:35,682 --> 01:15:37,075 - Come and get me, Farmer Jay. 1866 01:15:37,249 --> 01:15:40,121 - Hold on, Collins, wait, wait, wait! 1867 01:15:40,295 --> 01:15:41,383 Hold on, bro. 1868 01:15:42,384 --> 01:15:43,255 Damn, he's fast. 1869 01:15:44,473 --> 01:15:45,474 [Collins laughs] 1870 01:15:45,649 --> 01:15:47,259 [Jay groans] Come on, man. 1871 01:15:47,433 --> 01:15:48,826 - Come and get me. - I'm too old for this shit. 1872 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:50,349 Join the party. 1873 01:15:50,523 --> 01:15:51,480 [slow music] 1874 01:15:51,655 --> 01:15:53,918 [Jay pants] 1875 01:16:00,751 --> 01:16:03,710 [slow music continues] 1876 01:16:03,884 --> 01:16:04,798 Hang on. 1877 01:16:06,626 --> 01:16:10,369 Hey, you guys promised me a party, Farmer Jay. 1878 01:16:10,543 --> 01:16:11,936 - Come on, Collins, man, 1879 01:16:12,110 --> 01:16:13,677 you're gonna get us killed out here. 1880 01:16:13,851 --> 01:16:16,941 [slow music continues] 1881 01:16:19,465 --> 01:16:21,685 [birds chirping] 1882 01:16:23,425 --> 01:16:24,731 Oh, shit, mother. 1883 01:16:24,905 --> 01:16:26,428 [Collins hiccups] 1884 01:16:29,257 --> 01:16:31,085 You look like shit, man. 1885 01:16:32,391 --> 01:16:33,740 - Dumb luck. 1886 01:16:35,307 --> 01:16:36,525 - Damn. 1887 01:16:36,700 --> 01:16:38,049 [foliage rustles] 1888 01:16:38,223 --> 01:16:40,399 [dog growls] 1889 01:16:40,573 --> 01:16:42,662 [Jay grunts] 1890 01:16:46,361 --> 01:16:48,668 [dog growls] 1891 01:16:52,803 --> 01:16:54,282 [slow dramatic music] 1892 01:16:54,456 --> 01:16:57,111 [dogs growling] 1893 01:17:03,291 --> 01:17:04,553 [Thalia whimpers] 1894 01:17:08,557 --> 01:17:09,733 - [Killer Queen] Shit, oh, shit. 1895 01:17:09,907 --> 01:17:11,648 - Hold on, hold on. 1896 01:17:11,822 --> 01:17:12,910 - We're reversing, we gotta get. 1897 01:17:13,084 --> 01:17:16,000 It's okay, hold on. 1898 01:17:16,174 --> 01:17:18,132 - [Violet] Thalia, try to hold it steady. 1899 01:17:18,306 --> 01:17:18,829 - [Thalia] What do you want from me? 1900 01:17:21,745 --> 01:17:23,660 This isn't straight road. 1901 01:17:25,705 --> 01:17:27,098 - Oh, shit, I lost it. 1902 01:17:29,535 --> 01:17:31,015 - This is beyond scary. 1903 01:17:34,409 --> 01:17:36,194 - Guys, cliff. 1904 01:17:36,368 --> 01:17:37,151 - [Thalia] I have nowhere to go, I can't. 1905 01:17:37,325 --> 01:17:39,676 [group screams] 1906 01:17:42,504 --> 01:17:44,376 [water splashes] 1907 01:17:46,944 --> 01:17:48,336 There's the boat. [dogs growling] 1908 01:17:48,510 --> 01:17:51,383 Just like I planned it, this way. Come on. 1909 01:17:51,557 --> 01:17:54,516 [dogs barking] 1910 01:17:54,691 --> 01:17:56,823 [water splashes] 1911 01:17:56,997 --> 01:17:59,217 If I drown, you gotta get me, okay? 1912 01:17:59,391 --> 01:18:00,218 [dogs barking] 1913 01:18:00,392 --> 01:18:02,046 [water splashes] 1914 01:18:03,700 --> 01:18:04,918 Come on, kick those legs. 1915 01:18:05,092 --> 01:18:06,485 - Swim, fishy, swim. 1916 01:18:06,659 --> 01:18:08,008 [dog snarls] 1917 01:18:08,182 --> 01:18:09,836 - Swim fast, faster, swim faster! 1918 01:18:10,010 --> 01:18:12,665 [group chattering] 1919 01:18:12,839 --> 01:18:14,928 - [Thalia] We're gonna have to climb the ropes. 1920 01:18:17,452 --> 01:18:19,846 - [Violet] Wait, wait, okay, please, God. 1921 01:18:20,020 --> 01:18:22,719 [group quietly chattering] 1922 01:18:22,893 --> 01:18:25,765 - [Killer Queen] Go, go, go, come on, Thalia, climb, climb! 1923 01:18:25,939 --> 01:18:28,028 Come on, Thalia, use your arms. 1924 01:18:28,202 --> 01:18:29,464 - [Thalia] Come on, you don't have to buy me dinner first. 1925 01:18:29,638 --> 01:18:31,205 Just put your hands up my ass and push. 1926 01:18:31,379 --> 01:18:33,164 - Reach my hand, reach my hand, come on. 1927 01:18:33,338 --> 01:18:35,296 You're so close. 1928 01:18:35,470 --> 01:18:35,993 - [Killer Queen] Hang on, Violet, I'm coming up there. 1929 01:18:36,167 --> 01:18:37,646 Thalia, hang tight. 1930 01:18:37,821 --> 01:18:40,388 [dogs continue barking] 1931 01:18:41,999 --> 01:18:42,956 - [Killer Queen] Nice, CrossFit? 1932 01:18:43,130 --> 01:18:44,218 - Pilates. 1933 01:18:44,392 --> 01:18:46,612 Thalia, come on, take my hand. 1934 01:18:46,786 --> 01:18:48,396 - You've got this, girl. 1935 01:18:48,570 --> 01:18:50,050 Come on, girl, it's just like gym class. 1936 01:18:50,224 --> 01:18:51,399 - I was homeschooled, though, man. 1937 01:18:51,573 --> 01:18:52,574 - Oh, shit. 1938 01:18:53,358 --> 01:18:54,228 Come on. 1939 01:18:58,406 --> 01:19:01,061 [Thalia screams] 1940 01:19:01,235 --> 01:19:05,239 - Come on, please, please just climb, just climb, come on. 1941 01:19:05,413 --> 01:19:08,677 Lift your feet, lift your feet, lift your feet. 1942 01:19:08,852 --> 01:19:11,115 [dog barks] 1943 01:19:16,598 --> 01:19:18,035 Okay. 1944 01:19:18,209 --> 01:19:19,906 [dogs barking] 1945 01:19:20,080 --> 01:19:21,038 Shoot it with the flare gun! 1946 01:19:21,212 --> 01:19:23,431 [dog barks] 1947 01:19:25,520 --> 01:19:27,871 [dog whines] 1948 01:19:29,873 --> 01:19:31,570 - Eat my flare, motherfucker. 1949 01:19:31,744 --> 01:19:32,876 [gun fires] 1950 01:19:36,836 --> 01:19:39,186 [water splashes] 1951 01:19:40,753 --> 01:19:41,710 [water fizzes] 1952 01:19:41,885 --> 01:19:44,191 [dogs barking] 1953 01:19:44,365 --> 01:19:45,845 - Oh, my God, Thalia, thank God you're okay. 1954 01:19:46,019 --> 01:19:47,499 - Thank you guys. 1955 01:19:47,673 --> 01:19:49,022 - Hey, you okay? 1956 01:19:49,196 --> 01:19:51,198 That's amazing, still breathing. 1957 01:19:51,372 --> 01:19:53,200 - Please tell me you still have the boat key. 1958 01:19:54,506 --> 01:19:55,246 [group laughs] 1959 01:19:55,420 --> 01:19:56,377 - Yes. 1960 01:19:56,551 --> 01:19:57,770 - Okay, let's go get Collins, 1961 01:19:57,944 --> 01:19:58,684 and then we're- - Fuck, yeah. 1962 01:19:58,858 --> 01:19:59,903 - The fuck off this island. 1963 01:20:00,077 --> 01:20:01,600 - [Killer Queen] Yes, that. 1964 01:20:01,774 --> 01:20:02,601 - [Mason] I've been looking for that. 1965 01:20:02,775 --> 01:20:06,823 [slow ominous music] 1966 01:20:06,997 --> 01:20:08,955 - Mason, we all want to get off this island. 1967 01:20:09,129 --> 01:20:11,175 I really want to go get Collins, and we'll go. 1968 01:20:11,349 --> 01:20:13,830 - Shit, I want my ear back. 1969 01:20:15,788 --> 01:20:17,529 What are you gonna do, huh? 1970 01:20:17,703 --> 01:20:20,140 - Dude, you're like a walking WebMD nightmare right now, 1971 01:20:20,314 --> 01:20:22,751 okay, let's just, like, get back to the mainland, dude, 1972 01:20:22,926 --> 01:20:24,057 and figure this all out, yeah? 1973 01:20:24,231 --> 01:20:26,712 - I tried to get us all out of here, 1974 01:20:26,886 --> 01:20:28,409 but what did you guys do? 1975 01:20:28,583 --> 01:20:31,108 You let me stay with Cujo's evil twin. 1976 01:20:31,282 --> 01:20:32,500 What the fuck is the deal, 1977 01:20:32,674 --> 01:20:34,198 fam, huh? - W- well, 1978 01:20:34,372 --> 01:20:36,591 we knew you'd be okay, Mason. 1979 01:20:36,765 --> 01:20:39,943 With how strong you are, we knew you'd make it back safely. 1980 01:20:40,117 --> 01:20:42,380 - Yeah, really good job, Mason. 1981 01:20:42,554 --> 01:20:44,034 - Yeah, Mason. [claps] - Way to go. [claps] 1982 01:20:44,208 --> 01:20:46,645 - Dude, how did you get away from- from those dogs? 1983 01:20:46,819 --> 01:20:47,689 - Which dog? 1984 01:20:47,864 --> 01:20:49,387 [dog growls] 1985 01:20:49,561 --> 01:20:50,997 This dog? 1986 01:20:51,171 --> 01:20:54,000 [slow dramatic music] [dog snarls] 1987 01:20:56,873 --> 01:20:58,657 Come here, come here. 1988 01:21:00,050 --> 01:21:01,486 - Don't take another step. 1989 01:21:01,660 --> 01:21:03,140 - Or what? 1990 01:21:03,314 --> 01:21:05,664 [dog growls] 1991 01:21:07,318 --> 01:21:08,362 Sic 'em. 1992 01:21:08,536 --> 01:21:10,582 [dog growls] [arrow whizzes] 1993 01:21:10,756 --> 01:21:11,626 [dogs barking] 1994 01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:13,759 [Killer Queen screams] 1995 01:21:17,937 --> 01:21:19,808 Get them, get them! 1996 01:21:19,983 --> 01:21:22,159 - [Thalia] Push the dog away from you. 1997 01:21:22,333 --> 01:21:23,247 - You're in my kill box. 1998 01:21:23,421 --> 01:21:24,248 - What? [dog barks] 1999 01:21:24,422 --> 01:21:25,858 - I cannot engage tango. 2000 01:21:26,032 --> 01:21:27,468 - Cool assault rifle, bro. 2001 01:21:30,210 --> 01:21:31,342 Is that a paintball gun? 2002 01:21:31,516 --> 01:21:32,691 Wow, I'm embarrassed for you. 2003 01:21:32,865 --> 01:21:34,519 - Now, Queen. 2004 01:21:34,693 --> 01:21:36,913 [gun fires] 2005 01:21:39,872 --> 01:21:41,134 [dog snarls] 2006 01:21:43,223 --> 01:21:45,138 [water splashes] 2007 01:21:46,226 --> 01:21:48,054 [dogs howling] 2008 01:21:48,228 --> 01:21:49,621 Dude. - What? 2009 01:21:50,622 --> 01:21:51,928 - [Thalia] Your arm. 2010 01:21:52,102 --> 01:21:54,408 [slow music] 2011 01:21:58,804 --> 01:21:59,718 [Mason yells] 2012 01:21:59,892 --> 01:22:00,588 [Killer Queen screams] 2013 01:22:00,762 --> 01:22:02,286 [dramatic music] 2014 01:22:02,460 --> 01:22:04,941 - Grab on, oh, my God, I got you. 2015 01:22:05,115 --> 01:22:06,638 - Help me up, please. 2016 01:22:06,812 --> 01:22:08,422 - [Violet] Hang on. - [Killer Queen] Please. 2017 01:22:08,596 --> 01:22:09,728 [Killer Queen screams] 2018 01:22:09,902 --> 01:22:13,297 [water splashes] 2019 01:22:13,471 --> 01:22:15,386 - Bitch, that's right. [Thalia cries out] 2020 01:22:15,560 --> 01:22:18,432 [Thalia moans] 2021 01:22:18,606 --> 01:22:20,957 [slow music] 2022 01:22:22,480 --> 01:22:23,394 [arrow whistles] 2023 01:22:23,568 --> 01:22:26,005 [Mason groans] 2024 01:22:26,179 --> 01:22:28,051 - Is that all you got? 2025 01:22:29,269 --> 01:22:31,141 [water splashes] 2026 01:22:33,143 --> 01:22:36,494 [dogs growling] 2027 01:22:36,668 --> 01:22:39,584 - I tried to hold on, man, I really did. 2028 01:22:40,846 --> 01:22:41,760 - I know. 2029 01:22:45,677 --> 01:22:46,721 [slow dramatic music] 2030 01:22:46,895 --> 01:22:48,680 [water splashes] 2031 01:22:48,854 --> 01:22:49,811 Okay, run. Run! 2032 01:22:50,856 --> 01:22:54,033 [slow dramatic music continues] 2033 01:22:54,207 --> 01:22:56,775 [Thalia pants] 2034 01:23:03,434 --> 01:23:05,131 What the, why isn't it? 2035 01:23:07,873 --> 01:23:10,049 God, these dogs take big shits. 2036 01:23:14,967 --> 01:23:17,143 [arrow whistles] 2037 01:23:18,275 --> 01:23:19,058 [bottle pops] Whoa. 2038 01:23:20,625 --> 01:23:22,931 [slow music] 2039 01:23:26,109 --> 01:23:28,285 [dog snarls] 2040 01:23:29,982 --> 01:23:30,809 [dog growls] 2041 01:23:30,983 --> 01:23:31,679 - Oh, shit. 2042 01:23:36,119 --> 01:23:37,381 [boat engine revs] 2043 01:23:37,555 --> 01:23:39,644 - [Thalia] Oh ho ho, yes, [claps] it worked. 2044 01:23:41,994 --> 01:23:42,908 [Violet cries out] 2045 01:23:43,082 --> 01:23:44,214 [Violet groans] 2046 01:23:45,432 --> 01:23:47,826 [boat engine revs] 2047 01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:49,480 Oh, shit, oh, Violet. 2048 01:23:53,353 --> 01:23:55,790 [slow dramatic music] 2049 01:23:55,964 --> 01:23:57,749 [coin rattles] 2050 01:23:58,793 --> 01:23:59,664 Violet! 2051 01:24:04,973 --> 01:24:06,236 - Collins? 2052 01:24:08,455 --> 01:24:10,762 - Hey, V, there you are. 2053 01:24:10,936 --> 01:24:11,980 Hey, shh, shh, shh, shh. 2054 01:24:12,155 --> 01:24:13,939 - How'd you get on the boat? 2055 01:24:14,113 --> 01:24:15,897 - With them. 2056 01:24:16,072 --> 01:24:18,291 [slow dramatic music] 2057 01:24:18,465 --> 01:24:20,424 I came with them. 2058 01:24:20,598 --> 01:24:23,122 [dogs barking] 2059 01:24:23,296 --> 01:24:24,428 - [Thalia] Violet, come back! 2060 01:24:24,602 --> 01:24:26,865 - This place is paradise! 2061 01:24:27,039 --> 01:24:28,214 - Violet, hold on. 2062 01:24:29,520 --> 01:24:30,695 Oh, sweet baby Jesus. 2063 01:24:30,869 --> 01:24:32,305 [door cracks] 2064 01:24:35,613 --> 01:24:37,441 Okay, good boy, oh, God. 2065 01:24:40,487 --> 01:24:43,011 [dogs barking] 2066 01:24:43,186 --> 01:24:44,187 - Collins, you're my brother. 2067 01:24:44,361 --> 01:24:46,102 It's you and me, 2068 01:24:46,276 --> 01:24:48,104 and we are going to get you back to the mainland. 2069 01:24:48,278 --> 01:24:50,584 - [Thalia] Stop. Here, champagne. 2070 01:24:50,758 --> 01:24:52,325 - [Violet] And you're gonna get better. 2071 01:24:52,499 --> 01:24:53,848 - [Collins] I know, V. 2072 01:24:54,022 --> 01:24:54,588 - Collins. 2073 01:24:56,547 --> 01:24:57,896 - Okay, good boy. 2074 01:24:58,070 --> 01:24:59,898 [glass shatters] [dog snarls] 2075 01:25:00,072 --> 01:25:02,161 [Collins cackles] 2076 01:25:07,993 --> 01:25:10,213 [Thalia screams] 2077 01:25:10,387 --> 01:25:12,998 - Don't forget to smash the like button! [cackles] 2078 01:25:13,172 --> 01:25:15,000 - Shit, fuck, faster. 2079 01:25:15,174 --> 01:25:16,567 [boat engine revs] 2080 01:25:18,177 --> 01:25:19,047 - Collins. 2081 01:25:20,919 --> 01:25:23,574 [Collins yells] 2082 01:25:25,576 --> 01:25:26,838 [arrow whistles] 2083 01:25:27,012 --> 01:25:28,448 - Ah, what the fuck? 2084 01:25:28,622 --> 01:25:31,277 God, that really fucking hurt, V. 2085 01:25:33,888 --> 01:25:35,629 - That guy upstairs, if I'm gonna go out, 2086 01:25:35,803 --> 01:25:37,153 can you make it, like, like, 2087 01:25:37,327 --> 01:25:39,416 a little heroic or cool looking? 2088 01:25:39,590 --> 01:25:42,114 - You shot my only good ankle. 2089 01:25:42,288 --> 01:25:43,420 - Can you make me look cool? 2090 01:25:46,466 --> 01:25:48,033 Oh, God, dear God, somebody help! 2091 01:25:48,207 --> 01:25:50,644 [slow dramatic music] 2092 01:25:50,818 --> 01:25:54,039 No, no, no, no, no. [screams] 2093 01:25:54,213 --> 01:25:56,520 Whoa, oh, holy shit, dude. 2094 01:25:56,694 --> 01:25:58,870 [dog snarls] 2095 01:25:59,044 --> 01:26:00,480 [dog thuds] 2096 01:26:00,654 --> 01:26:03,222 Oh, that was fucking awesome. 2097 01:26:03,396 --> 01:26:05,398 [boat engine revs] 2098 01:26:09,141 --> 01:26:12,057 - Who's driving this thing, whoa. 2099 01:26:12,231 --> 01:26:13,189 [boat thuds] 2100 01:26:14,277 --> 01:26:15,930 Ow. 2101 01:26:16,104 --> 01:26:17,454 - [Violet] What was that? 2102 01:26:18,846 --> 01:26:19,804 - Oh, man. 2103 01:26:19,978 --> 01:26:22,546 [dogs barking] 2104 01:26:25,026 --> 01:26:26,637 Fuck! 2105 01:26:26,811 --> 01:26:29,335 Fuck, this close, this fucking close. 2106 01:26:31,207 --> 01:26:32,556 [slow ominous music] 2107 01:26:32,730 --> 01:26:36,864 - Sayonara, Vincetopia, it's been real. 2108 01:26:37,038 --> 01:26:40,738 [slow music] [dogs howling] 2109 01:26:40,912 --> 01:26:42,392 - Oh, my god, it feels good to sit down. 2110 01:26:44,959 --> 01:26:46,744 Holy shit. 2111 01:26:46,918 --> 01:26:48,659 I guess we're officially just sitting duck status, 2112 01:26:48,833 --> 01:26:50,617 just sitting here, chilling, 2113 01:26:52,140 --> 01:26:54,055 waiting to die, I guess, man. 2114 01:26:54,230 --> 01:26:56,144 [Violet sighs] 2115 01:26:56,319 --> 01:26:57,102 This is my last one. 2116 01:26:58,930 --> 01:27:00,148 You can have the big half. 2117 01:27:02,194 --> 01:27:03,108 - Cheers. 2118 01:27:03,282 --> 01:27:05,545 - Cheers. 2119 01:27:05,719 --> 01:27:08,374 [slow music continues] [seagulls crying] 2120 01:27:08,548 --> 01:27:10,463 I guess this makes us friends? 2121 01:27:10,637 --> 01:27:12,813 - I'd say we're friends for life, man. 2122 01:27:12,987 --> 01:27:14,032 - Yeah. 2123 01:27:14,206 --> 01:27:15,773 [dogs barking] 2124 01:27:15,947 --> 01:27:18,254 [dogs howling] 2125 01:27:18,428 --> 01:27:20,343 If one of those little fuckers bites me, 2126 01:27:20,517 --> 01:27:22,867 I promise I won't go all rabid on you, okay? 2127 01:27:23,041 --> 01:27:26,914 - You planning on being the world's first vegan rabid human? 2128 01:27:27,088 --> 01:27:28,916 - Okay, well, worst case, you can take that chair, 2129 01:27:29,090 --> 01:27:30,309 you can just hit me over the head 2130 01:27:30,483 --> 01:27:33,791 with it super hard, like, WWE. 2131 01:27:33,965 --> 01:27:35,619 It'd be kind of dope, actually. 2132 01:27:35,793 --> 01:27:38,274 - That sounds so exhausting. 2133 01:27:38,448 --> 01:27:40,406 - Okay, yeah, I feel that. 2134 01:27:40,580 --> 01:27:43,279 I don't want to make you work harder. 2135 01:27:43,453 --> 01:27:45,237 [dogs barking in distance] 2136 01:27:45,411 --> 01:27:48,414 [slow dramatic music] 2137 01:27:51,025 --> 01:27:54,290 [dogs continue barking] 2138 01:27:56,901 --> 01:27:59,164 [slow dramatic music continues] 2139 01:27:59,338 --> 01:28:00,861 - Okay, let's do this. 2140 01:28:03,299 --> 01:28:06,084 [dogs growling] 2141 01:28:06,258 --> 01:28:07,433 [Thalia grunts] 2142 01:28:08,782 --> 01:28:09,522 [dog barks] 2143 01:28:09,696 --> 01:28:10,436 - Hey, hey. 2144 01:28:13,918 --> 01:28:14,484 Got it. 2145 01:28:17,617 --> 01:28:19,358 [dogs barking] 2146 01:28:21,142 --> 01:28:21,969 [Thalia grunts] 2147 01:28:22,143 --> 01:28:23,144 Fucking get him. 2148 01:28:23,319 --> 01:28:24,537 [dog yelps] 2149 01:28:24,711 --> 01:28:26,234 [water splashes] 2150 01:28:29,194 --> 01:28:31,065 It's not doing any damage. 2151 01:28:31,239 --> 01:28:33,241 It's our last shot, oh, God. 2152 01:28:33,416 --> 01:28:36,332 [slow dramatic music continues] 2153 01:28:45,079 --> 01:28:46,951 The hull, baby. 2154 01:28:47,125 --> 01:28:47,821 [gun fires] 2155 01:28:47,995 --> 01:28:48,909 Whoa! 2156 01:28:49,997 --> 01:28:51,085 [gun fires] 2157 01:28:51,259 --> 01:28:53,131 [helicopter blades whirring] 2158 01:28:53,305 --> 01:28:54,698 [gun fires] 2159 01:28:59,442 --> 01:29:01,444 - Oh, someone's coming to help us. 2160 01:29:01,618 --> 01:29:02,967 Oh, thank you, man, thank you, Jesus. 2161 01:29:03,141 --> 01:29:05,622 [dogs barking] 2162 01:29:10,191 --> 01:29:13,281 Hayden, Hayden! [laughs] 2163 01:29:13,456 --> 01:29:15,588 Hayden. [dog barks] 2164 01:29:16,850 --> 01:29:19,418 - Hey, nice boots, hello. 2165 01:29:19,592 --> 01:29:21,072 - Hello. 2166 01:29:21,246 --> 01:29:23,553 - Hey, do you have the wifi password? 2167 01:29:25,381 --> 01:29:27,383 - Dude, that's my sister. 2168 01:29:27,557 --> 01:29:29,428 - Ah! [Hayden grunts] 2169 01:29:37,436 --> 01:29:39,960 - You know, I think if I had better footwear, 2170 01:29:40,134 --> 01:29:41,701 I could do that, too. 2171 01:29:41,875 --> 01:29:44,661 - Oh, I think I remember you, motherfucker. 2172 01:29:47,577 --> 01:29:50,188 [Hayden retches] 2173 01:29:50,362 --> 01:29:52,103 - God, she's cool. 2174 01:29:52,277 --> 01:29:54,148 Hayden, watch out! 2175 01:29:54,322 --> 01:29:56,673 [dog snarls] 2176 01:29:57,848 --> 01:29:59,153 [dog groans] 2177 01:29:59,327 --> 01:30:01,068 Hayden, Hayden! 2178 01:30:01,242 --> 01:30:05,159 - Thalia, hang on, I gotta fuck with this dog real quick. 2179 01:30:05,333 --> 01:30:07,118 - Fuck yeah, man. 2180 01:30:07,292 --> 01:30:08,946 Holy shit, hi! 2181 01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:11,818 - Oh, my god, where the hell is everyone else? 2182 01:30:11,992 --> 01:30:13,864 - It's just my brother that we need to grab. 2183 01:30:14,038 --> 01:30:15,082 - Is he the dude hanging off the back of the boat? 2184 01:30:15,256 --> 01:30:16,867 - Yeah. 2185 01:30:17,041 --> 01:30:18,346 - Yeah, I had to anchor him down with an arrow. 2186 01:30:18,521 --> 01:30:19,304 - It's a long story. 2187 01:30:19,478 --> 01:30:20,566 - Let's go. 2188 01:30:22,307 --> 01:30:25,136 [dog barks] 2189 01:30:25,310 --> 01:30:27,094 Go, go, go, go, go, run! 2190 01:30:28,182 --> 01:30:28,792 Faster! 2191 01:30:30,924 --> 01:30:32,839 - Oh, Hayden, behind you. 2192 01:30:34,058 --> 01:30:34,798 - Play dead. 2193 01:30:34,972 --> 01:30:35,886 [gun fires] 2194 01:30:39,063 --> 01:30:40,325 Let's go. 2195 01:30:40,499 --> 01:30:42,153 [helicopter blades whirring] 2196 01:30:42,327 --> 01:30:44,895 - [Collins] Ow! 2197 01:30:45,069 --> 01:30:46,766 - [Thalia] Hey, whoa, whoa, dude. 2198 01:30:46,940 --> 01:30:48,115 Hayden, Hayden, you have to keep your hand 2199 01:30:48,289 --> 01:30:49,334 on the joystick, man. 2200 01:30:50,291 --> 01:30:51,467 - Are you sure? 2201 01:30:51,641 --> 01:30:53,164 - Mm-hmm, yeah, okay, 2202 01:30:53,338 --> 01:30:54,774 so the instructor said- - My hand on that? 2203 01:30:54,948 --> 01:30:56,733 Okay. - You have to put your hand- 2204 01:30:56,907 --> 01:30:58,343 - Always this, and the other 2205 01:30:58,517 --> 01:30:59,562 one here. - Are you shitting me? 2206 01:30:59,910 --> 01:31:01,172 - Where the fuck are my sunglasses? 2207 01:31:01,520 --> 01:31:02,739 - Okay. 2208 01:31:02,913 --> 01:31:04,436 - How'd you know where to find us? 2209 01:31:04,610 --> 01:31:05,785 - Thalia's live stream. 2210 01:31:05,959 --> 01:31:08,309 [helicopter blades whirring] 2211 01:31:11,791 --> 01:31:12,618 This is fun. 2212 01:31:17,362 --> 01:31:18,145 - Go for it, man. - Pull it. 2213 01:31:18,929 --> 01:31:20,365 - All right. 2214 01:31:20,539 --> 01:31:23,063 [Hayden shouts] 2215 01:31:23,237 --> 01:31:26,676 You pull it again. [laughs] 2216 01:31:26,850 --> 01:31:28,242 - [Thalia] Nice, baby. [explosion rumbles] 2217 01:31:28,416 --> 01:31:29,505 - [Hayden] Pull it again. 2218 01:31:30,375 --> 01:31:31,942 [Hayden laughs] 2219 01:31:32,116 --> 01:31:33,160 Hell, yeah. 2220 01:31:33,334 --> 01:31:34,379 - Whoa. 2221 01:31:34,553 --> 01:31:35,423 - [Thalia] Burn, baby, burn. 2222 01:31:35,598 --> 01:31:36,424 - It's missing a paw. 2223 01:31:36,599 --> 01:31:37,948 - Hell, yeah. 2224 01:31:38,122 --> 01:31:40,516 [helicopter blades whirring] 2225 01:31:45,956 --> 01:31:47,827 - Wait! 2226 01:31:48,001 --> 01:31:51,614 I'm still here, come back! 2227 01:31:51,788 --> 01:31:54,225 [slow dramatic music] 2228 01:31:54,399 --> 01:31:56,967 [dogs barking] 2229 01:32:01,058 --> 01:32:03,669 [dog growls] 2230 01:32:03,843 --> 01:32:06,542 [slow dramatic music continues] 2231 01:32:11,111 --> 01:32:13,592 - [Director] Let's make movie magic, everybody. 2232 01:32:15,681 --> 01:32:17,988 - Sometimes, when I'm making a cake, 2233 01:32:18,162 --> 01:32:22,688 it's just a good idea to [laughs] spread the frosting. 2234 01:32:25,778 --> 01:32:27,475 [Grace laughs] 2235 01:32:27,650 --> 01:32:29,260 [slow rock music continues] 2236 01:32:29,434 --> 01:32:30,217 [bottle pops] - Whoa! 2237 01:32:34,613 --> 01:32:38,182 Could I get a towel? [laughs] 2238 01:32:40,314 --> 01:32:41,925 - Thanks. 2239 01:32:42,099 --> 01:32:43,361 - [Speaker] And can you wipe off, 2240 01:32:43,535 --> 01:32:45,102 there's some, there's a piece of banana on you. 2241 01:32:45,276 --> 01:32:46,582 - Obviously, that's what she- - It's so slippery. 2242 01:32:46,756 --> 01:32:49,759 - Come on, think about it. [laughs] 2243 01:32:52,849 --> 01:32:55,721 - All right, right, all right, come at me. 2244 01:32:55,895 --> 01:32:57,810 - Your mama's a bitch. 2245 01:33:02,510 --> 01:33:07,124 - I want to see these dogs verified on Instagram. 2246 01:33:07,298 --> 01:33:08,299 - This feels like a fucking fever dream. 2247 01:33:08,473 --> 01:33:10,518 - What the fuck is the deal, fam? 2248 01:33:10,693 --> 01:33:12,346 - [Speaker] We knew you would be okay, Mason, 2249 01:33:12,520 --> 01:33:14,305 how strong you are, I have, I have a question for you. 2250 01:33:14,479 --> 01:33:15,523 [group laughs] 2251 01:33:15,698 --> 01:33:17,177 - [Speaker] You need makeup. 2252 01:33:17,351 --> 01:33:19,397 - [Speaker] I can read the line. 2253 01:33:19,571 --> 01:33:23,357 - My FBO in Van Nuys and tell him to spark up. [laughs] 2254 01:33:23,531 --> 01:33:25,838 Get sparky, really, she knows all of my lines. 2255 01:33:26,012 --> 01:33:27,231 She should just do me. 2256 01:33:27,405 --> 01:33:29,146 Okay, let's go. 2257 01:33:29,320 --> 01:33:30,538 [both grunting] 2258 01:33:30,713 --> 01:33:31,670 [both laughing] 2259 01:33:31,844 --> 01:33:32,845 - I found him. 2260 01:33:38,024 --> 01:33:40,723 [both grunting] 2261 01:33:40,897 --> 01:33:41,985 - [Virginia] Well. 2262 01:33:42,159 --> 01:33:44,727 [Grace laughs] 2263 01:33:48,818 --> 01:33:52,082 - I've never felt better in my life. 2264 01:33:52,256 --> 01:33:53,823 - Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm. 2265 01:33:56,390 --> 01:33:59,219 - Fuse our collective force of madness together 2266 01:33:59,393 --> 01:34:01,004 to be an unstoppable force, or- 2267 01:34:01,178 --> 01:34:02,222 [Riele coughs] 2268 01:34:02,396 --> 01:34:03,702 - Sorry, guys. 2269 01:34:09,316 --> 01:34:10,883 [people clapping] 2270 01:34:14,060 --> 01:34:16,846 - What, you're now leaving, guys? 2271 01:34:17,020 --> 01:34:18,674 - Inside voices, for the love of God. 2272 01:34:18,848 --> 01:34:20,632 - Audio control on this jet pack? 2273 01:34:20,806 --> 01:34:22,982 - I gotta stop smoking so much weed, guys. 2274 01:34:23,156 --> 01:34:25,332 [slow rock music continues] 2275 01:34:25,506 --> 01:34:26,116 [Grace laughs] 2276 01:34:27,552 --> 01:34:29,032 - I always wondered that in movies, 2277 01:34:29,423 --> 01:34:30,686 When are people finding the time to go pee? 2278 01:34:30,860 --> 01:34:31,774 - Or poop. 2279 01:34:31,948 --> 01:34:32,905 There's dogs out there. 2280 01:34:33,297 --> 01:34:34,428 - [Virginia] I know. 2281 01:34:34,602 --> 01:34:35,125 - [Grace] So you have to hold it. 2282 01:34:37,431 --> 01:34:38,563 - You went from "Damn, boy," to "Damn, boy!" 2283 01:34:38,737 --> 01:34:41,348 Let's go. [Collins mutters] 2284 01:34:41,522 --> 01:34:43,263 We don't have time for this. 2285 01:34:45,439 --> 01:34:47,050 - [Collins] It's not working. 2286 01:34:47,224 --> 01:34:49,879 - Okay, here you go. - The best day ever! 2287 01:35:01,455 --> 01:35:02,935 - Probably gonna be right where you are, Grace. 2288 01:35:03,109 --> 01:35:05,808 - Okay, okay, okay, sorry. [laughs] 2289 01:35:07,853 --> 01:35:09,855 - Oh, dear, sorry, I'm gonna take that back. 2290 01:35:12,379 --> 01:35:13,859 - My eyelashes. 2291 01:35:18,821 --> 01:35:19,865 - [Jay] So we need to get her 2292 01:35:20,039 --> 01:35:22,520 to- to- to call the Navy SEALs, or- 2293 01:35:23,913 --> 01:35:25,436 [Grace imitates screaming] 2294 01:35:25,610 --> 01:35:28,613 - [Man] Okay, okay, another towel. 2295 01:35:28,787 --> 01:35:31,355 [group screaming] 2296 01:35:34,358 --> 01:35:35,098 - Go, go, go! - We gotta go, we gotta go! 2297 01:35:35,272 --> 01:35:37,056 - Okay. 2298 01:35:37,230 --> 01:35:38,710 - I said the- - Real fake. [laughs] 2299 01:35:38,884 --> 01:35:40,016 - [Riele] That was fucking good. 2300 01:35:40,190 --> 01:35:41,539 That was good. - That was goddamn- 2301 01:35:41,713 --> 01:35:43,062 - Don't do that, I'm not into dudes. 2302 01:35:43,236 --> 01:35:46,936 - This is shaping up to be quite the adventure. 2303 01:35:52,419 --> 01:35:54,639 [group cheers] 2304 01:35:54,813 --> 01:35:56,162 [slow music] 2305 01:35:58,861 --> 01:36:01,559 [group quietly chattering] 2306 01:36:01,733 --> 01:36:04,257 [group cheers] 2307 01:36:06,477 --> 01:36:10,046 [group quietly chattering] 2308 01:36:11,699 --> 01:36:13,919 [dog growls] 2309 01:36:14,093 --> 01:36:14,964 - [Man] Bro, you talking to me? 2310 01:36:16,879 --> 01:36:18,010 - [Killer Queen] What a time to be alive. 2311 01:36:19,272 --> 01:36:21,361 [slow rumbling] 2312 01:36:21,535 --> 01:36:23,450 [slow music] 2313 01:36:23,624 --> 01:36:24,451 [steam hisses] 2314 01:36:24,625 --> 01:36:26,410 [person screams] 2315 01:36:29,979 --> 01:36:31,067 - [Man] Did you just say it's edible? 2316 01:36:31,241 --> 01:36:33,939 - [Man] He did say it's edible. 2317 01:36:39,075 --> 01:36:44,732 - [Man] Do you want a photo or a video? 2318 01:36:44,907 --> 01:36:45,472 [group chattering] 2319 01:36:50,303 --> 01:36:52,262 - [Jay] Bingo. 2320 01:36:52,436 --> 01:36:54,133 - [Violet] There are signs, we'll find our way. 2321 01:36:54,307 --> 01:36:55,918 - [Jay] We don't speak these signs. 2322 01:36:56,092 --> 01:36:58,137 [group chattering] 2323 01:36:58,311 --> 01:37:00,052 - [Violet] Listen, we will find our way, but he wouldn't. 2324 01:37:00,226 --> 01:37:01,924 - [Jay] Okay, we got confidence. 2325 01:37:03,229 --> 01:37:04,535 [group laughs] 2326 01:37:06,232 --> 01:37:07,625 - [Jay] Y'all probably already know her 2327 01:37:07,799 --> 01:37:08,931 and y'all are probably gonna send 2328 01:37:09,105 --> 01:37:10,497 me a whole bunch of messages. 2329 01:37:10,802 --> 01:37:12,282 - [Killer Queen] Who are we talking to right now? 2330 01:37:12,456 --> 01:37:13,500 - [Jay] I have no idea who you're talking to 2331 01:37:13,674 --> 01:37:14,545 'cause there ain't no service, so. 2332 01:37:14,719 --> 01:37:16,068 So you can't fall out. 2333 01:37:16,416 --> 01:37:16,764 - [Killer Queen] Exactly, stay safe, kids. 2334 01:37:16,939 --> 01:37:17,896 [group chattering] 2335 01:37:18,897 --> 01:37:21,117 [group chattering] 2336 01:37:26,122 --> 01:37:28,559 - [Jay] None of us speak Spanish. 2337 01:37:28,733 --> 01:37:33,433 Hey, hey, [indistinct]. 2338 01:37:33,607 --> 01:37:35,696 - [Jay] Why you asking me if I'm okay, lady. 2339 01:37:35,871 --> 01:37:38,743 [group chattering] 2340 01:37:40,005 --> 01:37:41,659 - [Man] Welcome to Guatemala. 2341 01:37:41,833 --> 01:37:44,053 - [Jay] Trying to see if I can get you to lick me, hey. 2342 01:37:45,881 --> 01:37:47,186 [group chattering] 2343 01:37:47,360 --> 01:37:49,710 - [Collins] Get it hot and fresh. 2344 01:37:57,588 --> 01:38:00,591 [slow dramatic music] 2345 01:38:16,085 --> 01:38:19,915 [slow dramatic music continues] 2346 01:38:24,789 --> 01:38:28,575 [slow dramatic music continues] 2347 01:39:40,691 --> 01:39:44,042 [slow rock music continues] 2348 01:39:44,042 --> 01:39:49,042 DOWNLOADED FROM WWW.AWAFIM.TV 2349 01:39:44,042 --> 01:39:54,042 For latest movies and series with subtitles Visit WWW.AWAFIM.TV Today 151771

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