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all that

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love we share

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together all those good

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times that we

had and I

hey how

things good work yeah good

Mom good

dad I think my wife's cheating on

me no [ __ ]

yeah I can't quite put my finger on it

you know I'm just

not not sure um I mean she hasn't she

hasn't said anything she uh well not

directly but I just know she's got

someone else's inside of her do you know

what I mean uh

yeah are you you having

sex no well you know she doesn't touch

me but sometimes she gives me the

old can I get a beer yeah yeah just you

Stellar on tap yeah great just the

biggest one you've got thanks man you I

don't know man is that the biggest one

you've got yes well then yeah I'll get a

screener put on my

card so you haven't

um uh found anything at all like any

evidence or anything well I found this

uh this lighter in a pocket thinging she

doesn't

smoke so no I just I don't think it's

anything to worry about I'd forget about

it you know she's probably just having a

sneaky Smoke on the side huh yeah she's

doing something on the side mate how's

this man these she's doing a lot of um

yoga classes no wonder she's so

Supple why I me I imagine that she would

be very Supple from all the yoga yeah

Supple yeah right what does that mean

anyway

Supple uh flexible very open in the hips

ads you know she comes home these days

looking like a drowned rat you know

smelling

like sex you know so I Google the name

of this place dog

down yoga or something you know what it

doesn't even exist

actually keep going what were you saying

well yeah so I pull her up on it and

then she's like oh no no no no no he

doesn't like to advertise himself on the

internet he likes to keep everything zen

zen zen e n zen zen whatever man what

does that mean anyway

Zen and she thinks is spiritual mystical

bit uh enigmatic kind of an energy

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guard

oh I love you man I love you I love

you put I'm down you bring me back

up I swear to God I swear to God if you

had a bad kidney I'll give you more and

straight away bang that's not that

simple have the same blood type Hospital

waiting you know granted we had the same

blood type I still give it to her

hey look man I uh anyway mate Reon

enough about me I need to talk to you

about your

going uh yeah good man how's Mom good

Dad yeah really good oh girls

Tinder I started seeing someone yeah uh

yeah how long for

now it's it's been a while oh what's her

name

Stella

and the truth is man I

uh I love her she loves me and it's the

most real

thing I've ever

felt but it came as a surprise

and

uh there a problem she's uh she's

married

you poor

bastard sorry sorry sorry she got any

kids yeah it's more complicated no no

has she got any kids mate yeah she's got

one but okay well then she'll never

leave him uhuh she'll never ever ever

leave him yes she will uh-uh actually

she

is hold

on it's Chelsea's

birthday oh no heck not forget my

daughter's birthday oh such a

loser my wife cheats on me and then you

know what she's probably with him right

now just ah I'm going to take a piss I

going to take a

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piss for

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is it

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o can you

dog man please it was never about us I

needed to talk to you about this you can

never help her you can fall in love with

it was never about us if I didn't do it

to you why why mate why on my daughter's

birthday look about

that it it's my daughter's birthday

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you

around never feel like this again never

feel again