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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪

'Yee-haw.'

There's a saying down in Hazzard

that there're three things that folks can be certain of.

Death, taxes..

And Bo and Luke Duke being chased

by Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.

Well, I reckon that's more than some places got.

Five minutes, just five dang minutes late

with that payment on silly tires and Boss Hogg won't take it.

See, Rosco, it ain't the money I care about, it's that vehicle.

I mean, if I can confiscate the tires, Rosco.

Then, how much trouble could them Duke boys cause me

ridin' around on their rims and bumpers.

Even you could catch 'em.

In..

What are you doing with that?

Get this chicken out of here.

While Boss and Rosco was inspectin' chickens

Jesse was respondin' to a call for help.

- Holly. - Howdy, Jesse.

- Where is Lori? - Oh, here.

Lori! Ha ha!

'Uncle Jesse!'

Hey, John Henry. Look at you.

You just growed up and haired out.

Outside of John Henry, you're the only man in the world

I trust to tell me what to do.

I ain't gonna let no city slicker

real estate developer bilk... poor widow lady

and her kin outta their homestead.

Besides, we second cousins, twice removed.

Now, you all just sit tight, and I'll test these waters.

I'm Jesse Duke from up in Hazzard.

Frank Baldwyn, Property Mergers of Atlanta.

Here's my card. What we intend to do, sir

is build a magnificent new housing development right here...

- Now... - We are prepared to pay more...

Now...

Than a fair price for this property...

No, Mr. Baldwyn, let's just take it nice and slow.

Mean what we say, say what we mean.

Now, what's your proposition?

All the property, 250,000.

One-quarter million dollars deal.

One-quarter..

Yep, nothing throws ol' Jesse.

And next day at the Duke Farm.

Hey, the Comfurts just called.

They gonna stop by and say howdy on the way to Savannah.

It'll be interesting to see how that money's changed them.

If I had that kind of money, I'd be out mendin' a few fences.

Well, you might, but not your Comfurt cousins.

I know them folks.

They're just plain, down to earth people

and I know Holly.

That money ain't gonna change 'em one bit.

You gonna stand there catchin' flies

or you gonna give us a fittin' howdy-do?

Is that you?

Now, who'd you think was under all this perfume and fancy duds

The Queen of Sheba?

- Hey, it is you. - Yes.

And there is Lori. I'll be damned.

John Henry. Ha!

This is Luke, that's Bo, this is Daisy.

- Hello. - Y'all go on in the house.

I've got supper on.

Holly..

Holly, the fellow in the soldier's suit?

Oh, that's Iggins.

He's a servant man, chauffer, and butler.

Kind of a package deal they threw into the car rental.

Well, I knew a whole lot of high-falutent things

come with these cars, but a servant man and..

Oh! Jesse Duke, it's just me. See, it's just me.

Now, come on. Let's go in. I've got some presents for you.

'Come on.'

Now, while Miss Comfurt was sharing her joy with the Dukes

hanging outside the Hazzard Bank

was a face that only a mother could love.

You know there ain't no good gonna come with this.

Here, Rosco, there's the Duke farm ahead.

Well, we've looked everyplace else.

So, I guess that dang orange car must be sitting at home..

- Just waitin' for us. - It's gotta be there.

And you got the search warrant, and we'll just bust in there

and grab them tires right off General Lee.

Yeah.

And when we do, I'm gonna throw the book at them Duke boys.

I ain't leavin' out one page. Includin' the table of contents.

Cousin Holly, these are the prettiest dresses I ever...

Oh. Thank you.

I had the fashion lady at one of the boutiques

pick 'em out for you.

Say, John Henry, I think this clock's broken.

It shows lot of different times on it.

That's because it tells the time all over the world.

So, if somebody asks you what time it is in China

you can just tell 'em.

- I'll just tell 'em right away. - Yeah.

Uncle Jesse, now the card on a box say this is for you.

Oh-oh, no. That's gotta be for Daisy, Luke.

Daisy, this is gotta be for you.

It's 100 percent mink. And it's for you, Jesse.

Oh! No.

Men don't wear no mink coats.

- A man mink does. Put it on. - No, no. Now, Holly..

Come, try it.

- Holly. - Oh! You look so cute in this.

- Ah, it looks good. - You look good.

Holly... now, listen dear.

This coat and all them presents, we can't take this from you.

Now, you listen to me, Jesse Duke.

It's the least we Comfurts could do to repay you

for negotiating our land deal.

Call it your commission.

Holly, that was done out of love.

Kin folks don't take commission from kin folks.

Have we got 'em.

We got the warrant and I got the wheel.

Rosco, check my eyesight for me, will you?

Is that a Rolls-Royce, back there?

Yeah, that's what it is.

Now, what is a Rolls doing parked here at the Duke Farm?

I know. I bet, I know.

I bet 'em Duke boys traded that General Lee

in on this new Rolls-Royce.

Rosco, you know sometimes you act like a fool

and sometimes you talk like a fool.

'And sometimes, you even look like a fool.'

Hm.

But don't get me wrong, you are a fool!

That Duke boys would never swap

their orange clunker for no Rolls.

Well, I know that.

'Get in the barn and find that car of theirs.'

And them tires. And don't come back till you do.

- Don't you threaten me... - What'd you say? I heard...

No. I was talking to the goat here.

It's a, it's a mean..

I hate you, goat.

- I'll get the door, sir. - My door, and I'll get it.

It simply isn't done, sir.

- But.. - Ain't that sweet, Jesse?

Alright, Duke. I've got me a search warrant here to..

- Who are you? - Iggins the butler, sir.

May I ask who's calling?

Butler?

Well, Mister Butler, I don't know what them Dukes

got you to try to pull, but let me tell you

it ain't gonna work.

A mink coat?

Jefferson Davis Hogg, what makes you think

that you can come barging into a man's home, his castle

'when he's entertaining his kin?'

He refused to be announced, sir.

He did, did he? Well, then, call the sheriff of these parts

and tell him we have a trespasser.

Hold on there.

I'm here with the sheriff

under my legal rights to collect the debt owed me

'by those two deadbeats of yours in there.'

Now, them boys tried to pay you and you refused the offer.

Because it was overdue.

Overdue? I'll overdue you right up, right to hell.

Now, wait a minute. Calm down, everybody.

John Henry, honey, bring me my purse.

If the man's got money owed him.

- Holly! - We pay him.

- Well, now, Holly. - Here, I've got it.

Holly..

Here's a 100 bill.

It's the smallest I've got. So keep the change.

Now, just a cotton pickin' minute.

'You can't go around paying all the Dukes' bills'

simply because you come into a quarter of a million dollars.

A quarter of a million dollars?

Friends and neighbors, a quarter of a million anything

is enough to set ol' Boss' glands in orbit.

Ah. Well, now, I sure don't want to cause

any kinda family squabble here, now.

'I mean, it's a real simple thing, a small little matter'

I mean, it don't count for nothin'.

So, why don't we just forget all about it

and you take back your money.

You see it with your own eyes, folks.

Boss givin' back money.

I guess, the next thing, ol' Rosco will be walking on water.

Watch it, you..

I fount it right off. Oh, my goodness.

That's it, that's it.

Well, that's real friendly of you, mister..

- Hogg, ma'am. - Hogg.

- J.D. Hogg, ma'am. - J.D. Hogg.

Jefferson Davis Hogg, ma'am.

- Jefferson Davis Hogg. - At your service.

The only reason he's bowing is to see into your purse better.

Jesse Duke, man does an honorable thing like Mr. Hogg

and you go and say a nasty thing like that.

Shame on you.

Good news!

Good news! Good..

Who are you?

Good news, Boss.

I've found it. I've found the General Lee in Jesse's garage.

You thought you had me fooled, huh?

You..

Don't listen to him, folks.

He's gone plum out of his mind.

Always babbles like this just after a full moon.

'Who are you?'

Nice to have met you, ma'am.

Oh..

With my compliments, the search warrant..

You may dispose of the pieces, my good man.

Rosco, off your butt! Let's go.

Boss, you know what I don't understand is

I'm all ready to repossess those tires off the General Lee

and you say forget it.

Yeah. That's because you don't see the big picture, like I do.

Oh. Is that why you married my sister?

No.

Starting right now, I'm going into the separatin' business.

Separatin' what?

Them new rich folks in there from a quarter million dollars.

You see, they've got great need of an investment advisor now.

And I got this investment to advise 'em to put that money in.

Namely, that big old land, I own down state.

You know, the other edge of the swamp...

It's a little further in than that.

Yeah.

We'll get him a rowboat.

I'm terribly sorry, Ms. Holly. It doesn't seem to be working.

Woah-woah, hold it there. What's the problem?

I believe it exploded a packing, sir.

I think he means it's blown a basket.

Oh, I think he means it's blown a gasket. Let me take a look.

I can look at it. I know just as much about cars as Luke does.

Let me have that.

It ain't American.

Ain't that quick?

But bein' the best drivers around, don't necessarily

mean that they can do it all.

Ah, sometimes they need a bona fide expert.

Like the legendary Cooter Davenport.

You know something, Holly?

You're getting awful uppity

since you've come into all this money.

What you planning to do with it?

Well, the first thing I done is to get us some new digs.

Put a $50,000 deposit on a new house.

Twenty rooms and each one with its own indoor plumbing.

Twenty rooms? Uh, the three of you don't need no 20 rooms.

It ain't just for us, Jesse, it's a roomin' house.

I heard about in Savannah.

I always did wanna get in the bed and boardin' business.

John Henry's good with folks, so he's gonna help run the place.

But you don't know nothing about running

a bed and boardin' business.

Well, I didn't know nothing about farming neither

till I done it.

Well, that's true.

Besides, these days money don't last unless it works for you.

It's also gotta send John Henry to college.

And Lori, well, she got her heart set

on opening up her own little boutique shop in Savannah.

Sounds to me like you've got most of that quarter a million

already spent.

Yeah, it sure do.

And this roomin' house gonna take a lot of work already.

Needs painting and furnishing and stuff, but it's going to be

worth it, even if we gotta start from scratch again.

I want you to know that whenever you come to Savannah

'you've got free bed and board for life.'

Holly.

Ah, shoot fire and save box matches.

Ma'am, I see what your trouble is

but you have bigger trouble.

You in a hurry?

- Yeah. - You've got bigger trouble.

Well, don't evade the issue, what is it?

Oh, well, you see, we ain't got no foreign part store

hear in Hazzard, as you might have noticed

'so I gotta ask a buddy of mine in Hotlanta'

and that takes two or three days.

'What you gonna do till then?'

If Lori needs a ride around town, I can drive her.

Over my half of the General.

'Holly and John Henry need a car too, don't they?'

Hey, hey, hey, now you all don't fight.

I just happen to have right over here

this ol' government retread.

Now, I admit that the ol' gray sedan

ain't what she used to be, but it'll do in a pinch.

Nice. Yeah, it will.

Well, you can't live in an ivory tower forever.

Ah, we'll take it.

Let me take that for you.

Yeah, Cooter.

Hey, guys, I gotta pick up a few things.

I'll be back before you could say Sugar Ray Robinson.

I gotta pick up a couple things myself.

Alright, me too. Yeah.

Hey!

Excuse me, somebody just swapped a gray lemon.

- Hey! - Hey!

Just don't stand there like that. Do something!

What? Don't you remember they towed your car over here?

I don't understand why anybody would run off

with a piece of junk like that.

Can't be worth more.

- Quarter of a million dollars. - What?

She said a quarter of a million dollars.

Ma, she don't trust the banks, so she kept the money

in the suitcase that we put in the trunk.

- Ah, you put... - You put the bag in the trunk.

But he opened the trunk.

While the money was getting away, the Dukes and Comfurts

held a council.

Well, what are we gonna do, ma?

What can we do? It's goodbye and good riddance to everything now.

We ain't got no money. We ain't got a home to go back to.

Stop getting your feathers all ruffled.

We'll think of something.

Besides, we've been poor before. Being down ain't all so bad.

Since when?

Not when you're at the bottom of a lot of stairs

you've got to climb.

We gonna stand here and jaw about it all day?

- Or are we gonna do something? - Let's find it.

That'll be like looking for a needle in a hayride.

Maybe not. Whoever stole that car don't know about the money.

Yet.

What we ought to do is find that car before whoever took it

discovers the money's there.

But we've got one problem, Uncle Jesse.

We don't know where they're headed.

Wait, when that gray car went out of Hazzard

it was heading towards Center City.

That's right, there's one crossroad

goes to Plattsborough one way, Pine Springs the other.

What we ought to do is divide up into three groups.

Uh, John Henry, you and Daisy go towards Plattsborough.

Me, Bo and Lori will leave to Center City.

Holly and me will go to Pine Springs.

Okay, come on. Let's get goin'!

Wait, Jesse.

Pardon, Master John, I do have a rooting interest, you know.

Well, sure. Hop in, Iggins.

Thank you so much.

Remember ol' ugly, at the bank?

Well, things in Hazzard are a fixing to get worse.

Yeah, umm. Rosco.

Well, I'm sorry. It ricocheted off your chrome dome there...

Hogg, sheriff, them Comfurts has been robbed.

What?

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh, Enos. Listen, don't panic.

Boss, all it is was a little gray sedan

Cooter loaned out to the Comfurt girl has been swiped.

That's all.

Oh, little gray sedan. Is that all?

No, sir, there's $250,000 in a suitcase

in the back of that car.

$250,000! That's their whole fortune!

Will you... just don't stand there like that. Do something.

Well, nobody asked me to help him.

I ain't talking about helping them, nincompoop.

I'm talking about helping me.

Oh, I can help you.

I was going to invest all their money.

'All my plans, gone.'

Don't you remember, I was going to get them to invest

in that swamp land.

Oh-oh, swamp land which you own.

Yeah-yeah, well, it could be very valuable, you know.

- All them water rights. - Yeah, it is underwater.

You stop using your head for a head wreck and

get out an APB on that gray vehicle.

Right.

Tell them, when they find it not to stop it.

But to tell us and nobody else where it's at.

- You got that, dipstick? - Oh, yes, sorta.

Well, then do it.

You and me, we're gonna go look for that vehicle

all by ourselves.

Okay.

- If we find it first... - Then we get the money.

- Uh, uh, uh. - Uh, uh?

- You get the money. - Uh, uh, uh.

I'll confiscate it as evidence.

Breaker, breaker, Lost Sheep here.

Anybody out there with their ears on, come back.

In no time at all they were eye-balling every asphalt alley

in the county.

Holly, I know it's foolish to tell you this

but... I wish you wouldn't worry about this thing

anymore than you have to.

We'll get that car back, if it's in Hazzard County.

Those boys of mine know every nook and cranny of this county.

I always wanted to give me an education.

I'm sure learning the hard way.

Suppose, I mean, now just suppose now...

Suppose we don't get that money back?

No, I ain't gonna think that way.

Too many plans I've got for them kids of mine.

I'm not going to let them down, Jesse.

I'm not going to do it.

How you doin', Iggins?

Very well suspending, madam.

He means he's hanging in there.

'Daisy, it's Luke. Do you read me?'

Loud and clear, Luke, what's going on.

What's your 20?

Just a few yards past Box Top Bend.

Alright, we've got a howdy from Pepper Shake

about three miles up, eyeballing a gray sedan

that dusted its britches struttin' style

So, keep peddlin' with both feet. We're gone.

We're done, we're gone and bye-bye.

You heard the man, John Henry.

We'll put it to the floor and look some more.

Whoo!

Hold on, Iggins.

That makes two flats in two days.

Either, Boss is selling us seconds

or these tires come with their own built in nails.

Lori, there's a whole bunch of gray sedans

in Hazzard County, but don't you worry

we'll find the one with your money.

What's the problem, Bo?

What do you mean?

What's taking you so long?

Luke, if you got some kind of complaint

you can finish this by yourself.

- 'Hey, I do my part... ' - Hey, boys.

Boys, they just gotta stop all these petty bickerin'

and gettin' your hormones all worked up.

We've a job to do, and there's only one way to settle it.

- What's that? - I'll do it.

Now, look what you did.

What do you mean? I didn't do anything.

Exactly, you didn't do nothing. Now, she's changing the tire.

Lori, back off, changin' tires ain't women's work.

Yeah, but necessity is the mother of intervention.

Ain't she?

Breaker one. Might be crazy, but it's Crazy Cooter comin' at you.

Good afternoon to you.

'On the flash, the entire Hazzard County

is just going down to ol' Walter's Paint Shop

down here at Possum Hollow.

Film at eleven. Back to you, buckaroo.

Why's Rosco gettin' into this? Let's get out of here.

Tighten your seatbelt, Lori. We're running heavy.

Lori, sneak the General around back.

Start him up and wait here for us, alright?

You got it, kissing cuz.

Come on.

What did I tell you? Gray car. Come on, come on.

Go get the keys.

Will you stop obstructing justice?

- Ah. - It's gone. It's...

- Ain't nothin' in there. - I know..

'Lori, I'm sorry... '

But, Enos, you don't understand...

- Hey, Enos. - Hey, Luke.

Hey, Enos, excuse me, buddy.

I was just telling Miss Lori that I'm real sorry

but I'm just following orders.

I gotta arrest you all.

- What else is new, Enos? - Bye, Enos.

Oh, well, another getaway.

- Enos, Enos. - Enos!

Yes, sir, I'm sorry.

Just don't stand there gawkin' like we're a couple of freaks.

Y'all look like gingerbread men.

Go after them, will you?

- Oh, yeah, go after them. - Not you, not you!

Not me?

Has that paint clogged your brains?

We still gotta find the gray car with the money in it.

Your money? Well, come on, get in the car.

'No, not yet, not yet.'

First we're gonna clean ourselves up'

'on account of this here red paint.'

Unless, you want to be a sitting duck

for the first bull you meet.

- Oh, oh, that was smart. - Yeah.

So, Bo and Luke were trying to find the gray car

with ol' Enos chasing them every turn of the wheel.

Don't y'all wish your car could do that?

Breaker, Breaker, any good buddies out there?

This here is the Lost Sheep.

We've got Smokey on our back door ready to bust it in.

Luke, this is Mr. Clean. What's your 20?

We're just a hoot and a holler outta Wayburn

heading towards Center.

Right at your front door, ol' buddy.

Bring out Smokey and split the threat.

Back at you, Mr. Clean. Good numbers around your house.

- You heard the man. - Yes, sir.

'Breaker, Breaker, we're knocking at your back door.'

'Come on.'

'No problem, Luke. Bring it on through.'

Much obliged, Mr. Clean. Catch you on the flip-flop.

Daisy, be on the lookout for Smokey.

He's got bear traps all over the place.

I hear you.

Uncle Jesse, you read me?

Uncle Jesse? Got your ears on?

'Uncle Jesse come back.'

It ain't the right one.

I know it ain't, now. But we had to check it out.

Oh, what does he want?

You stay put, I'll find out.

That's a takin' overest woman I ever did see.

Ding, dang, those Dukes played dirty, doggone it.

Oh, hey, Miss Comfurt.

Is something wrong, deputy?

You've seen Uncle Jesse around here?

Oh, I did. He just went into the office down there.

- Into the yard. - Thank you. Appreciate it.

Yeah.

- What does he want? - Us. Let's go.

Uncle Jesse.

Wait a minute, Uncle Jesse. Miss Comfurt.

We're in a jam and you're taking the time to paint the General.

Hey, boy, the cops pick us up in this thing

we're gonna have plenty of time in jail.

There'd be no mess if you hadn't left the keys in the car.

What do you mean me? It wasn't my fault, it's Cooter's car.

Hey, can we dispense with all the fussin' and feudin'

or we're never gonna find mama's money.

Alright.

Now, Holly, I know you're gonna get that money back

but well, just in case you don't, I-I want you to know

that you and the kids will have a roof over your head

and three square a day, as long as I'm around.

Never occurred to me otherwise, Jesse.

You better keep your eye on the road out there.

That car's out there somewhere.

'Uncle Jesse, got your ears on?'

'Uncle Jesse, come back.'

Yeah, got my ears on you. Don't have to blast my eardrums.

Alright, we got a hot lead from a mobile man.

It seems the guy just sold his dealer in Center City

a gray sedan just like the one we're looking for.

Well, what are we waiting for?

Rosco, did you hear that?

Or have you got peanut butter in your ears?

Center City, he said! Come on.

I'm going.

Well, there's the missing gray car.

Which has been sold as a used car, and then bought again.

And guess who bought it?

Ol' ugly at the bank.

That little bank in Hazzard should be good

for about 10 grand.

Taking it'll be a cinch.

Now, friends and neighbors, only in Hazzard County

would a bank robber be hitting a bank for ten thousand.

And not know there's a quarter of a million in the trunk.

And only the Duke Boys will be chasing that car

and not know it's filled with armed bank robbers.

Sometimes, I wonder how Jesse sleeps nights.

The worryin'.

'Get out of the way, will you? I'm the law here.'

Which way did that gray vehicle go?

That-a-way. Alright, let's go.

'You inner city idiot!'

'Come on now. Let's go.'

'Get on. Move it. Move it, will you?'

Jesse, Daisy.

'This here is Luke. Is anybody out there?'

This is Iggins, sir.

Miss Daisy and Master John are lunching at the moment.

We're out here running ourselves ragged, and they've got time

for champagne brunch. Huh?

No, sir, I believe the table consisted of bread, cheese

and beer, which they insisted upon being ice cold

if you can believe it.

Tell them to put the chairs in the wagon

and start shaking trees back to Hazzard.

I beg your pardon, sir?

He means tell them to get their butts back into that jeep

and start searching the road to Hazzard.

The money is still in the trunk, and that car is headed your way.

'Alright, just pull up to the bank now.'

'Let me out.'

'But where are you going?'

'Thought I'll go get a chocolate malt.'

No, you're not. You're gonna keep looking for that gray car.

- Oh. - We ain't got the money yet.

Now, meanwhile, I'm going into the bank

and start working on the new business...

Holly, you've got enough worry lines in that

pretty face of yours without adding more.

Jesse, there's not much to smile about when your whole life

and children's future gets stolen out from under you.

Well, Holly, that ain't the case. Yet.

Oh, I should stayed on the farm.

Lots of money brings nothing, but trouble.

You're always afraid you're going to lose it.

And if you don't, you don't know what to do with it.

Well, you know what to do with it.

I think that boarding and bed place is a good idea.

Educating Lori and John Henry, well, that's about the best

thing I could think of to do with that money.

But I should have put it in the bank.

You should have put it in the bank.

You said it. I didn't.

But we'll get that money back. You just gotta have faith.

Where we all going if we don't?

Well, now, I've been thinking that maybe turnin' that farm

of mine into a boarding and bed place.

And you and the kids

why, you could be my first customers.

Oh, Jesse.

Ah, there you go. That's the kind of lines I'd like to see

in that pretty face of yours.

Stay right here. This won't take a minute.

There ain't no gray sedan here.

Backfires from Cooter's garage?

Call it a woman's intuition, but I say it came from the bank.

Think you're right. Do it.

You've got my money. What do you want with me?

It's a gray car.

Any color you want.

Hey, there it is, a gray sedan.

'Oh, you gonna hit the curb, easy, alright.'

'Alright, bring it down on all fours.'

'Get it back down here, Bo.'

The bank guard didn't recognize the repainted General Lee.

And told Rosco that there was two holdup cars getting away.

Enos!

Enos, you dipstick..

Now that's about par for Hazzard.

Hey, boys, don't hurt me now.

I mean, don't hurt me. Eh, look you got all my money.

Why don't you just let me go?

- Shut up! - Yes.

Green car following us.

It ain't no police car.

There's a couple of cop cars right behind him.

Enos, arm yourself. They're shooting at us.

Yes, sir, sheriff.

Enos! Enos, you dipstick. You just took out my mirror.

You're supposed to be on my side.

I'm sorry, sheriff, you got in the ding-dang way.

I'm sorry.

Hand me that bow back there.

- 'You gonna fight with that?' - Yeah.

Gimme that.

We're on probation, we can't use no guns, remember?

Listen, boys, let's make a deal.

I'll tell you where you can get your hands on $250,000

if you just pull over and let me hop out right here. Huh?

Hold it steady, Bo.

Holding it as steady as I can. You be careful.

This isn't a Sunday stroll, you know.

I gotta get a shot at that back tire.

Those aren't cops. They're Indians.

Alright, Luke.

Dang.

Hope to get another one.

Now, Daisy, Uncle Jesse.

'We got that sedan heading towards the junction.'

'We'll need your help.'

'We got Rosco breathing right down our neck as usual.'

Ah, give me some room, and I'll cut Rosco off at the junction.

Hang on, Holly.

Bo, there are two cars behind us.

It's Enos.

Could y'all do me a favor. Take Enos, too?

I hate to do it to him, but we'll take Enos.

Bo, I can't hit nothin' with you wandering all over the road.

I'm keeping it steady as I can.

Listen, we're the shooters and they're the shoot-ees.

Not the other way around.

'Come on, Bo. Hold her on course, will you?'

'Just give me one more shot.'

Alright.

'Alright, Luke!'

Throw me the money.

Head for those woods. Over there! Come on!

Let's go!

What say we do this the lazy way?

Alright.

- Ready? - Yup.

Go.

- Shall we, Higgins? - After you.

Thank you. Ha ha ha.

Hey! What you doing?

No! No, no, no. Don't take this.

Oh, look. I tell you what, I'm gonna invest it.

I'm gonna invest it for you.

'I'm gonna put this money in at thirty five percent.'

Oh! Oh, my gosh, look..

Well, the Comfurts got their money back.

Rosco! My money!

Wait! Freeze! Oh, my money! Ha ha ha!

Bo and Luke collected that reward money

for catchin' them crooks.

They spent it putting the General back in shape.

The only loser seemed to be Jesse.

- Bye-bye, now. - Bye, Bo.

- I'm gonna miss you. - Sure hate to see you go.

But I know you gotta do what you gotta do, Holly.

Like I told you, got plenty room for you down Savannah way.

Anytime you want a roof over your head, you got it.

Jesse Duke, don't take too long.

- Bye. - Bye.

Ain't they forgettin' something?

- Get outta here. - Iggins?

What are you doing here with a goat?

Miss Holly left me to take care of your family.

No way. No way.

Load him in the truck.

And that's the legend of how the Dukes saved the Comfurts

foiled a robbery, and lost a butler.

All in one day. Which ain't unusual in Hazzard County.