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♪ Just the good old boys ♪

♪ Never meaning no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Making their way, the only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪

In Hazzard County there ain't but two things

that'll make the Duke boys run like a rabbit

being chased by a fox.

Either the law is on their tail

or they're afraid of something a whole lot worse.

Luke, can't you go faster?

Uncle Jesse gonna kick our butt if we're late for supper.

Yes, especially since he's cooking.

Them pork chops are goin' in about right now.

Alright, no problem. We'll take that ol' shortcut.

Where did that come from?

If this is the short cut, I wanna see the long way home.

I sure would. Just glad, I wasn't drivin'.

Oh, dang.

Looks they shortened my short cut.

The general would have to be a gator to crawl out of here.

The quicker we get home the better.

'Why don't we walk through the old cemetery?'

Considering the time and the way Uncle Jesse

is gonna be feeling I suggest we run.

- Hm? - Yeah, let's go.

- Whoa! - Whoa!

- Well, all I said was... - All I said was..

I don't want you saying so much as one word

about my secret project... till...

It pays off.

- Till it pays off. - Oh, well...

And that won't be until it's finished.

No, no, that's right.

Now, did any little, itty, bitty, bit of what I just said

get into any crevice in that great big...

- Lump? - Lump you call a brain.

This is good a place as any.

You fellas sure have a strange idea about taking shortcuts.

First you dang near kill us for taking yours.

And now both half scare me to death with his.

Relax, Daisy.

What could be scary about a peaceful, quiet place like this?

Bo, will you just cut it out.

Look.

It's Henry Flatt.

No, it is not. We were at his funeral a year ago.

Then it's Henry Flatt's ghost.

Wait a minute.

Daisy, you know there ain't no such thing as ghosts.

I know it and you know it, but does that ghost know it?

- I'm getting out of here. - Wait a minute.

Get up, get up.

Oh no, let go. It's only me, Henry Flatt.

Now hold on. Didn't we lay you to rest a year ago?

'We did. I remember what the preacher said.'

He said that, Henry Flatt's gonna have the rest of his days

to repent his sins and he's...

And I'd be needing every minute of it.

You shucked and jived 20,000 bucks

right out of Boss' fat little pocket?

What a shuck and jive that was.

He posted a $500 reward for you, dead or alive.

$500 dollars, that I shared with the undertaker

when he buried the casket full of bricks

that was supposed to be me.

Boys, the only way I could go on living

was to get myself declared dead.

Why are you taking a chance of getting caught by showing up?

I seen this.

And this.

And this.

It's just a bunch of road markers.

I bet there's a thousand of them out here.

Hold on, Boss Hogg's running a new road out this way.

Yeah, and it's gonna start, right here over my grave.

Oh, come on, Henry.

- Nobody's gonna to do that. - 'Ceptin, Boss Hogg.'

According to the law, anytime a grave is moved

they got to first verify the contents

of the box and when they verify this one, it's full of bricks.

Which puts you right back into top of Boss' list.

The boys had enough sense to hide old Henry in the barn

not to spring him on Uncle Jesse until after breakfast.

'Henry Flatt, you old sideliner, you get in here.'

I thought we was rid of you.

Now, Jesse, you ain't still holding that 20,000 dollars

snuckin' I gave Boss Hogg against me.

Uncle Jesse, Boss Hogg don't know it

but you know what Henry did with that money?

'That new Youth Center over at Capitol City.'

It ain't Henry we gotta worry about.

Like usual, it's Boss Hogg.

And he's gonna build something right over Henry's grave.

And if the surveyor's markers ain't lying

he gonna keep on building right straight

through that old veteran's cemetery to boot.

The veteran's cemetery?

Well, not even J.D. Hogg would try a dirty trick like that.

I ain't had the privilege of serving my country

like Luke and... some of us here.

'But If I was a veteran... '

You wouldn't stand for it anymore than Uncle Jesse would.

Well, it's gonna take some doing.

But us Dukes ain't gonna let J.D. Hogg

get away with a dirty trick like that.

Even if it means saving your miserable hide.

Early next morning the boys hit City Hall

while most folks in Hazzard were still milking.

Hey, Bo. Come here.

Take a look at this.

Shh, listen.

County land commissioner, J.D. Hogg

states that the Veteran Cemetery ain't been used

in the 40 years since it was dedicated

and therefore it has been declared surplus

sold to the highest and only bidder.

- J.D. Hogg. - You got it.

If it still ain't protested by day after tomorrow it's final.

'He's bound determined to get that land.'

Well, no wonder. Would you look at this?

He's planning on subdividing the land

and putting up a housing development

called... Hogg's Heavenly Acres.

Stand to reason.

According to all this stuff, it's legal.

Yeah, Bo, but y'all ain't.

'What in the world are you all doing here?'

'I'm gonna have to arrest y'all for breaking in.'

Get your hands on that chair so I can keep my eyes on you.

Wait!

I'll tell Uncle Jesse on y'all.

Open this door now.

Open this door.

Open it..

Freeze, crook! I've got you.

Alright, put your hands up.

It ain't even duck hunting season.

I done caught myself a couple of dead ducks.

Now, wouldn't you just know it.

This is the one morning Rosco showed up early.

Alright, come on down here.

Now then, you've the right to remain silent, you've...

Freeze, freeze.

- Easy does it. - Thanks a lot, Cooter.

You get in your car.

Alright, freeze! Freeze!

I see you. You're dead.

Look out!

- Watch out. - Oh, no.

Stop.

Will you get off my vehicle?

You're scuffin' my car. Get off of it.

You're scuffin' my car.

I'm gonna have you arrested.

I'm on police business here.

That'll teach you to get off when I tell you to.

Now lay there until I get back. You're both under arrest.

Ee. Ooh!

Get it out. O-o-h..

Oops!

They done took my bumper off

and they done stuffed my vehicle beyond repair.

No excuses, you go find them Duke boys

and keep your eyes on them.

Yes, I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna keep my eyes on them.

I'll keep one on each one.

- And.. - What?

As for your other little boo boo..

Boo boo, which boo boo is that exactly, Boss?

Endangering my bulldozer.

That boo boo.

Yeah, I want that there road to be factocomplete.

Ipso facto finitodang fasto.

Uh, fasto?

Before anybody finds out that we jumped the gun

on starting it by a couple of days.

Oh, fasto with..

Boss, see I'm gonna have a little problem with that one.

You see, I only got about half a dozen men to work that gang.

- Then find some more, will you? - Uh, where?

There's a lot of dangerous criminals here

we ain't caught yet.

Who?

Jaywalkers, litterbugs, sidewalk spitters.

I want them all!

And you're gonna get them.

Enos and I'll get on that.

I hope that's all.

I won.

I sure am getting good at this game.

You little rascal. You do..

'That don't go there.'

I say it does.

Well, it probably does.

- Now go. - I'm gone.

If Henry Flatt knew how close that bulldozer

was coming to his grave he'd turn over in it

If he was in it, which he ain't.

But Henry is in Capitol City

where Bo and Luke are heading right now.

Yeah.

This must be the place.

20,000 bucks.

20,000 dollars.

Would you look at that?

She may or may not be an angel

but she sure got the flying part down.

Ha ha. Hi.

- Howdy. - Hey.

Can I help you?

- Sure. - You sure can.

- Excuse us. - What do you mean, excuse you?

I started first.

Boys, I see you've already met my daughter, Gail.

Henry, could we speak to you a second alone?

Oh, no need for that.

My little girl knows all about my past.

Well, in that case.

Boss is planning to build a new housing project.

We think, that may be what he's gonna put on top of your grave.

'Then it's over all over.

They open that coffin and find no body and

all my dreams and hard work went for nothing.

Daddy, keep good thoughts.

Honey, if you did what I used to for a living

you would know that there ain't no such thing as miracles.

Unless..

A man makes his own miracles in this world.

Take care of it now, it's a loaner.

Henry wasn't about to take a chance

on anyone finding out that he's still alive.

So without telling nobody what he had in his conniving mind

he borrowed the van saying that he was gonna pick up

some donations for the Youth Center.

So Bo and Luke had absolutely nothing to do till he got back.

Well, almost nothing.

Take care.

'Now, this is the last unclaimed body we have.'

What makes you think, he's your client, Mister...

Flatt. Clarence Darrell Flatt.

My card. I'm not only the attorney

but also the boyhood companion of the deceased

whoever that is wherever

poor poor, J. Carlton Potts may be.

I certainly hope this is him.

We've done an awful lot of checking

and we've just come up empty.

So he's just been good old John Doe to us ever since.

Well..

Oh, oh... oh dear.

- Then it's him? - Yes.

J. Carlton Potts?

- You sure? - Yeah.

Of course, you'll have to make a positive identification.

Of course.

Including the tattoo on his arm.

Tattoo? Oh, yes I do believe I have

all those details here in my briefcase.

Eh, let's see.

Yes, right here.

Oh, he was partial to roses.

- But it's an anchor. - I mean, in his garden.

- One anchor, upper right arm. - Left.

No, it just looks that way.

They printed the picture backwards.

Okay, now if you'll just give me the number.

- Number? - On the tattoo.

Well, you read the number on the tattoo

and I'll check it with the number on my list.

- Huh? - Yes, read.

- Six. - Six.

- Four, six. - Four, six.

- Dash. - Dash.

- Seven. - Seven.

- Seven. - Seven.

- Dash. - Dash.

- Seven, five. - Five.

There you go. That's him.

Well, you'll have to fill out the claiming papers

so that you can legally take the body.

If you don't mind, I'd like to spend

the last final moments alone with my dear, departed friend.

Of course, I understand.

Henry figured he could get out of his grave predicament

by tricking the Duke boys into hauling it back to Hazzard.

But things were working just about normal for old Henry.

Hey, hey, you ain't out filled out the claiming papers.

Hey, you come back here with that there John Doe

or I'll put out an all-points bulletin for body snatching.

♪ Country boy an early riser ♪

♪ Country boy in the big city now ♪

♪ A country boy ♪

♪ Only go to Wayland for open nights ♪

♪ Might get to Europe for the month of May ♪

♪ Got to admit that I'm country ♪

♪ But I'm pickin' up some city ways ♪

♪ I said I'm picking up some city ways ♪

♪ I said I'm picking up some city ways ♪

You sure know how to take a girl's mind off her worries.

All those years that you were growing up

and your dad was supporting you.

Didn't you ever know that he was a...

- A con man? - I didn't wanna say it.

Well, I'll tell you.

The few times I did see him

I believed his story about being a lawyer.

'It wasn't until he opened up this Youth Center'

that he confessed he'd conned the money from Boss Hogg.

He wasn't gonna give that up because the Boss conned it too.

Now I can't even say he has benefitted more.

These here kids he's kept off the streets, my daddy himself.

Kiss me, if you're man enough.

I've kissed every girl in Hazzard County.

Why should you be any different?

Oh!

- Wanna try again? - No.

Uh, uh, Peggy, don't hurt the man now.

Yes, sir.

Peggy, don't blame me if you grow up to be an old maid.

Hey.

Say, how did to go?

You got that donation you wanted?

Well, you might say so.

And I know just where I'm gonna sell it.

Uh, you boys mind driving me back to Hazzard?

We shouldn't go there. Boss is sure to see you.

That's a chance I gotta take.

I'm going with you. Give me a minute to get dressed.

Okay.

Peggy, watch the center while we are gone?

Oh, sure thing.

Uh, handsome, why don't you practice up

on your kissing while you're gone.

'And I'll try to forget my defenses.'

Yes, ma'am. Sure.

No, n-no thank you.

- You take care. - Okay.

'Ooh!'

Oh, Enos, we got ourselves some new volunteers

for the road gang.

- You mean, Bo and Luke? - Yeah.

But they ain't even speeding, sheriff.

They ain't now, but they will be.

Now, watch this.

I love it, I love it.

- You want me to go with you? - Close the door, Enos.

Sheriff, they ain't even speeding now.

What's Rosco want with us now?

I don't know, we ain't done nothing wrong.

'Ceptin what I got under the tarp back there.

- What's that? - 'Well, I hate to tell y'all.'

That is an ice cold dead ringer for me

that I was gonna put in my grave so Boss could find it.

Henry, that is body snatching.

The attendant did say something to that effect as I was leaving.

This ain't gonna sit well with our probation.

If we don't shake him and fast

we're gonna spend 10 years in the Federal Penitentiary

wondering how we let you snooker us into this, Henry.

Wind her up, Bo

Luke!

Give us a hand now.

That couldn't be.

It could be, but it couldn't.

It is. That's a coffin.

Enos, this is Rosco, that's a coffin.

That's a coffin!

Sheriff, remember that APB

we got about that body snatchin' case in Capitol city?

Yeah.

And we're gonna snatch the body that snatched the body.

Gail, get the doors.

- Got it. - Yeah.

Enos, you know what one casket said to the other casket?

He said "Was that you coffin?"

Slow down, Bo.

'I think, Rosco is about due for a little grief.'

Alright.

Hey, Enos, how are you doing?

Get under the tarp, Henry, you're suppose to be dead.

'Alright!'

Enos, I'd like you to meet Gail.

Gail, Enos.

- Hi, Gail. Good to see you. - Hi, Enos.

'Come on, I'm not foolin' with ya.'

- Hey, alright! - Open the back of that van now.

- You got a search warrant? - I got this.

Now, that's search warrant enough.

- Alright, alright. - I'll blow the lock.

- Open that up. - Alright, Rosco.

Get in there.

Ooh. Ooh.

That-that is it.

That's what I saw. Okay, get in there, and open that up.

Open it up. I wanna see what's in that.

Open it.

Now, friends, how would you

like to try to make up an excuse to cover that?

That is definitely the APB body

that was snatched.

Ah! No!

'Ooh, that smarted. Get them, Enos.

Come back here, you Duke vampires.

Oh, don't shoot, sheriff!

- You might hit that body. - Enos, you dipstick.

Believe me, he is in no condition to complain about it.

Come here! Freeze!

Come on, Henry. Get up.

Daddy, how could you have done such an awful thing?

There wasn't anything awful about it.

That poor fella's been laying in that morgue for over a week

and nobody come to get him.

Well, weren't no way they could anyway.

- 'Ceptin for that number. - What number?

Well, the one tattooed under the ankle, on his arm.

Six, four, six dash, seven, seven

dash, seven, five.

Bo, pull over round that next curve.

If Rosco catches us we're gonna have our own set of numbers

right across our chests!

Luke, just do it.

You two have to cut cross country to the farm house.

If Jesse can trace that number we got a prayer of getting out.

- Okay. - Let's go.

Can you think of one good reason what we're doing here?

Sure can. We're helping out Henry

'cause you're sweet on his daughter.

Alright, I'll grant you that.

While you grant me that if you don't think of a way out

we're gonna sit in jail for a long time.

Alright, alright. I'll think of somethin'.

You usually do.

Boss, this is your Sheriff, Rosco P. Coltrane.

You got your ears on, little buddy, come on?

'Boss, are you there?'

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm here.

That is, what's left of me.

'Oh, ow, ooh, ooh, ooh.'

Sim Koo Song, you do that once more

and I'm gonna put your toes under arrest.

Alright, Rosco, what is it? Over.

Ah, Boss, I got them Duke boys on a body snatching rap

and they're still toting that victim around with them.

Ah, eh, you sure?

Oh, you sure? Over.

Oh, that's a big ten four, buddy.

Ain't that right, Enos?

Yes, sir, and no, sir, Sherriff.

Ah, Enos, while you're making up your mind

you just send them Duke boys off of their farm.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, that's nice.

Yeah! Just incase they outfox Rosco

'which they probably will do. Over.'

Oh, that hurts to the quick.

You little pelican hook.

Mm, mm, mm. Yeah.

You read me, boy?

I sure do, Mr. Hogg, and I'm goin'.

He's gone, that leaves Rosco. Let's get rid of him.

Here, at Miller's Creek road, take the right hand fork.

No way, on this here thing. Suppose the bridge is still out?

It's a great plan of yours, Luke.

The road's ending up ahead and Rosco's still behind us.

Look, just let him draw alongside.

Whoa!

How deep you reckon that water is down there?

Deep enough to give him a ring around the collar.

- Let's ditch this evidence. - Oh, yeah.

Doh!

With half of Hazzard's law force treadin' water

and the other half, waiting for 'em to show up at the farm

well, that left one spot the boys could leave the body

without being caught in the act.

Ooh.

Hush.

Ooh.

Did you..

Did you..

Oh.

Ah, J.D. Hogg here.

Uh, Boss, this is Rosco.

Yeah, Rosco. Alright, alright. Start whining.

I got some g-g-good news and I got some bad news.

'I'll give you some bad news first.'

'The Duke Boys gave me the slip'

but a the good news is

they left the body here in my office.

'And he's in real trouble.'

Not as much as you'll be in if you don't get him

and his pine box out here to the Boar's nest, you hear me?

'What do you want me to do that for?'

Rosco, you don't know grits from shoe polish, do ya?

Just do it, ask no questions

and keep your big mouth shut.

Enos!

Enos, this is J.D. Hogg talking. Are you out there any place?

Sure am, Mr. Hogg.

Standing guard, right here at the Duke farm.

'I ain't seen hide nor hair of anybody.'

Mr. Hogg, you better make that sittin' guard.

Well, I don't care if you're standin' guard

squatin' guard or sleepin' guard.

You just get your butt out here to the Boar's Nest

for a special county assignment.

'You hear me? Over and out.'

Yes, sir, I'm gone.

Now I'm gonna do something to your little face.

You..

You just..

There you are, Rosco.

Yeah, I'm right here.

- Oh, and here it is, huh? - Right here.

In a pine box. Alright.

Now, this

goes right over there in that jeep.

You follow? Then I'm gonna go phone the Duke boys...

But, Boss, you don't know where them Duke boys are at?

'Course, I do.

- You wanna know how? - How?

When the Duke Boys know that we don't know where they're at

they always go, where we know they wouldn't go.

'Cause, they figure we'd never go there.

And that's exactly where they're at now.

You follow?

I-I'm trying.

They go, then..

At the Duke farm, Dodo!

- That's where they're at. - Of course.

- What're you doin' now? - Well, you...

- The jeep! - You said to follow.

Oh, the jeep. The box.

Yeah, and when you've done that

take two aspirin and lie down

in a very dark place.

Dark in his place. Ooh, sorry.

And while everyone was running in circles

that construction equipment kept cuttin' a straight path

to Henry's empty grave.

When I got that tattoo number I..

Oh, thank you.

I called the FBI and Social Security

but they didn't have it on their file.

I'm sorry, Jesse, but what you expect me to do?

Wait and take his fingerprints?

If you'd have waited and took

your medicine from Boss a year ago

like you're supposed to we wouldn't be in this fix now.

There's an anchor in that tattoo did you call the navy?

I called the navy and the marines and the...

I'll get that.

The air corps and to a man

they said they'd get back to me.

Hello, Jesse Duke here.

- It's J.D. Hogg, Jesse. - 'J.D.'

What you doin' callin' now?

That mortgage money ain't due for... two, three weeks now.

It ain't the mortgage, Jesse. It's the bail money.

- Bail money? - 'Yeah.'

'For a certain member of your family whom I haven't'

arrested on the charge of body snatching.

Well, now, you know, you ain't got one spec

of evidence against Bo and Luke.

Oh, who said anything about them two?

No. I'm in the Boar's Nest

lookin' at the guilty party, Daisy!

Daisy?

This thing's got more turns than a bucket of worms.

Framing Daisy for possession of the body

was just the beginning of Boss' plan.

Sounds like Boss has got us over a barrel this time.

No, wait a minute. There ain't no way we're gonna let her

take the rap just to save us from somethin'.

There ain't no way I'm gonna let you boys

take the rap for this old..

Bait here.

He's gone. Both of them is gone!

Henry and Gail were so set on getting Daisy out of trouble

that they were nearly to the Boar's Nest

when Bo and Luke caught up with 'em.

Now, just what do you two think you're doing?

I'm goin' to see Boss and confess my sins.

We don't wanna get in the middle of your making amends

but can't you just wait until Uncle Jesse get's a call back from Washington?

There's still a chance that body might be identified.

- Hush! - Rosco..

Sure, I'm sorry, Daisy, I had to arrest you for body snatching.

Well, that's the silliest thing I ever heard tell.

The Boar's nest it's all I can do

to keep the live bodies from snatching at me.

That's beside the point. Ooh, Bo, Luke.

'Now, before you get your dandruff up..'

I'm arresting her 'cause she's guilty.

See the law definitely states

'that anybody that has an unidentified body'

on their property, is guilty of snatching it.

Now, and I'm askin' ya.

Is that a body? Or is that a body? Hmm?

Rosco, I think you need to go out and get some new glasses.

'I don't wear glasses.'

Uh, maybe you should.

Yeah, well I don't need glasses

to see this body.

Well, I reckon that explains everything.

Can we let Daisy go now?

Unless you both want false arrests on your record.

Alright, you can go. But hang around.

Uh, so far, Boss's plan to frame Daisy

was as flat as last week's beer

which he was still selling at a premium price.

Ooh, you..

Damn it!

That's my convertible, not a hearse.

I'm on my way, Boss! I'm on my way!

Well, just don't stand there, numbskull

get that box out of there.

And put it in..

In Jesse's pick up.

Yeah.

And while everyone was playing hide the body

that bulldozer was getting ready to reveal

that Henry was right healthy

for a man that'd been dead a year.

Here we go. Enos.

- Thought you'd never get here. - I know everyone thinks that..

Okay, now whose tab is this going on?

You can put it on mine, Daisy, I'm sorry.

Oh, Daisy! Say you know somethin'?

'I had my information all wrong'

which lets you off the hook.

'What I mean is'

'that body wasn't in your jeep after all.'

Shoot, Boss, that's what I've been tryin' to tell you all along.

Yeah. Eh, it's in your Uncle Jesse's pickup truck.

I knew it. I knew it!

Which means, your Uncle Jesse is the guilty party.

- Yeah guilty, guilty. - Well, this I gotta see.

Alright, come on, I'll show you!

- Come on, show 'em. - Quit pushing me.

- Over here.. - Oh, what?

Where is it? Where?

Actually, the corpse weren't that far away

considering where Henry left it.

For he and Gail took off in the pickup.

Boss, I don't see no sign of no evidence.

Evidence? Shoot, I don't even see the pickup truck.

Well, I can tell you that somethin' underhand is going on around here.

Because, I personally put that box..

'Saw that box'

in your Uncle Jesse's pickup truck over there.

Somehow, I got a feelin'

that ain't gonna hold up in court, Boss.

He's right, Sheriff. If there ain't no corpus, there can't be no delicti.

Somebody around here knows more than he's saying.

Ooh. Ooh.

You. Wait.

'Like I said 'fore I was so rudely interrupted.'

'Bottom's up! Here you go.'

Alright you-you, dang Dukes! You..

You just hold it right there.

And you're under arrest..

Enos, what the heck are you doin'

slurpin' up buttermilk with these criminals?

Rosco, you're beginning to sound like a broken record.

Now, I just told you a few minutes ago

the body is not in my jeep.

No, of course it isn't. I just put it..

Uh, I just found it in the General Lee.

'I'm serious, I want you to get up real slow'

'because you're not gonna trick me again.'

We wouldn't think of it, Rosco.

But I would.

Enos!

Get-get up here and help me you dumb, dipstick.

Well, anybody else want a beer?

Uh, where'd they go?

Come on you!

Hey, fella's, wait up!

Now, come on! Move it! Move it!

'This is the Lost Sheep calling The Shepherd.'

'Now we're headin' down highway seven'

with a pine box in the trunk and a pack of woodpeckers on our tail.

Now, what's next. Come back.

Now, get that pine box over to the Veteran's Cemetery

as quick as possible. I'll meet you there.

Well, how we gonna do that, Shepherd?

Especially since a certain old swindler

happens to have your pickup.

You better have him meet me there, too.

Don't worry about me.

I'll be taking the shortcut overland.

The bulldozer diver was Jesse's third cousin by marriage.

In other words, it didn't take too much shucking

and jiving to get his cooperation.

He just plum walked off the job.

Hey, look out for that car..

Look out!

'Jump out of the way!'

Daisy said you was over here.

Well, get a shovel and start diggin'

you old sidewinder

or I'll bury him before the Boss does.

Come on now, will ya!

Now. That..

Rosco! Rosco, did you see that?

'Them Duke boys. They're abandoning ship.'

Right up ahead, can you see it? Over.

It don't make no difference, Boss.

Ain't nothing gonna stop me from getting that evidence now.

'I love it, I love it.'

- Ready? - Yep.

Go!

Ow!

No!

Here's Daisy!

- Give me a hand with this box. - Okay.

Here we go.

Get in there. Grab something.

Grab a shovel.

Now, you get lost for a while.

The girls and I will take care of this.

Uh, Rosco! What do you think you're?

- Monkey, come on down here. - Ooh, little buddy.

- Uh, hold it right there. - Come on!

I'm coming right down. Look out.

'Watch it, will you?'

- Hey, it's Enos! - Hold up there!

Hey, thanks a lot for stopping, partner.

Alright, you Dukes.

You're under arrest. All of you!

Every last one of ya.

Under arrest? What for?

For snatching bodies, that's what for.

Well, first of all, this here body wasn't snatched.

It was claimed, legal like.

And second, this here is a Veteran Cemetery.

Well, for about 10 minutes more it is.

Then, it becomes a public highway.

Yeah, good.

Because you see there ain't no veterans buried in it.

'Ceptin for equipment operator first class, Johnathan Cole.

Serial number, 6467775.

'He was a C.B. attached to the first construction battalion.'

What do you think of that?

You can't do.. You just can't do that.

Boss, We ain't doin' nothin', it's the United States Government.

Which means, Hogg's Heavenly Acres can go plum to..

Uh..

I reckon we know what I mean.

You Dukes! You're always interfering, ain't you?

Trespassing, sticking your nose in other people's business.

You can't even let a man do what he wants to with his own swamp.

Why, without that highway..

Our whole civilization is going down the drain.

- Rosco! - What, y-yes.

- Come on, let's go. - Get your car, Enos.

Since the deceased veteran had no kin

the folks of Hazzard County decided to adopt him

as their own personal war hero.

'Firing team, ready?'

'Aim.'

'Fire!'

'Fire! Fire!'

'Shoulder arms.'

So with Boss never even knowin' that he was still alive

Henry Flatt, finally got the chance to rest in peace.

Thanks to the Dukes of Hazzard.