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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you've never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like a ♪

♪ Two modern day Robin Hoods ♪

'Yeee-hah!'

Now knowing the Duke boys, that might be something

that they rigged up on the General

to give him a little bit more steam.

But really, it's just a new hot water heater

that they picked up down at the depot.

Well, that seemed simple.

But this is Hazzard County

where hardly nothing is what it seems.

And here's old Rosco, back from the Police Academy

which they're still trying to put back

together after he left.

See, that's a direct violation of the law.

Oh, look at that thing sticking out there

without a red flag on it.

Hee-hee-hee. I got 'em. I got 'em.

Oh, I wonder what Rosco wants with us now.

You know, Luke, I'm just sick and dang tired

of Rosco chasing us for no reason!

Well, let's pull it over and see

what he's got stuck in his craw.

Alright.

Good. Look at it. Good!

Oh, I got you. I got you.

Gosh! Dang it, Rosco!

If that don't beat all!

Alright, you done stuff...

Nice going, Rosco.

Hey, look, if you busted that water heater

you're gonna payfor it.

Well, it would serve you right

for violating the law in the first place.

- Like what? - Like..

Like tying a red flag on anything

that's sticking outmore than

three feet behind your vehicle!

- 'That's what.' - Three feet.

Alright. You win. Okay, yup.

Is-is there anything broken in there, Bo?

Uh, I don't know, I can't get through

this damn packing material.

That ain't packing! Let me see that. Let me see that.

Uh, Bo, we end up..

Ooh, ooh!

Marijuana? Oh, oh, oh!

Shame, shame, shame on you Dukes!

Now, I've chased you for years and days.

But I never thought you'd stoop so low as this.

Uh, R-R-Rosco, this isn't our stuff.

- Really. It, uh.. - Let's get outta here.

Freeze!

Listen, I'm..

Listen, I'm serious.

Don't, don't you drive..

Don't you, uh, leave here.

If I were you, I would, I mean..

I'll-I'll just... I'll..

Marijuana?

Sure got ourselves in a heap of trouble his time, cousin.

You got that right.

Boss gonna throw the book at us.

Not to mention the Federal Government.

We break our probation, we sure do

a bang-up job of it, don't we?

We ought to be out of prison about time

to collect Social Security.

That ain't funny, Luke.

We got to get ourselves out of this!

Yeah, while we're figuring out how

you just keep hauling till we find

a safe place to stash this stuff, alright?

Ten-four.

Now, friends and neighbors, this is the depot

where the boys just picked up that hot water heater.

- Say, old-timer. - Alright.

You got a water heater for Smith around here?

Smith? Yeah. Right over here.

Y'all getting it now?

- How's business? - Good!

Business is good.

Now this old boy looks like anything

but what he really is.

Mace Dixon Jr., private eye.

Now, the thing that makes him good at it

is nobody'd ever suspect. Did you?

Mason's daddy was a traveling Pinkerton man.

So snooping is in old Mason's blood.

Now, he'd rather go to the trouble

than to have it come to him.

Old Mason's RV is his office, his lab

his home, and whatnot.

Mason Dixon And Associates. Mace Dixon here.

Now, these whatnots are Mason's associates.

Tinker Churchill and Samantha Rose.

Well, they can drive anything that moves

and shoot anything that fires.

They use all the weapons they got, too.

Well, come on, George Henry. Now, get it off your chest.

You know you never call for pleasure, just business.

- Where was that? - Place called Hazzard County.

Uh, Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane

picked up two young fellas down there

with a couple of bags of grass.

Well, now, George Henry

how much of a rewardcan there be in a few lids of grass?

'I mean, me and the girls, we got to live, too, you know?'

This could turn out to be one of Dempsey's operations.

'Dempsey?'

When did that backslider get out?

Six months ago. He's back in business.

Now, if that does turn out to be him down in Hazzard...

Uh, you're talking about bigreward money for Dempsey

uh, if we crack this case, right?

Well... we got us a little whoop-de-do right away

in a place called Hazzard County.

Oh, Mace, sugar, it's Sunday!

Now, me, Mace, I like working Sundays.

It's when you mess with our evenings I get mad!

Girls, the motorcycle, the van

and the car all need tune-ups.

Now, do you two have the wherewithal

to pay for all those bills, huh?

'Uh-huh. Just what I figured.'

So Sunday or evenings, let's go out and earn it.

Get dressed, girls.

Okay, Mace.

We'll be right there.

'Marijuana... in my county.'

'Marijuana!'

You know, I never more than disliked them Duke boys.

But what they're doing now, pushing marijuana.

Why, that's downright hateful! Hateful!

Unless, maybe it ain't marijuana, Mr. Hogg.

Kind of looks like parsley.

- Huh? - Sage?

- What? - Rosemary or thyme?

Never mind the folk songs, dim head!

It's marijuana! I can smell it!

'Listen, I can smell it, too, midget.'

And even I!

Even I draw the line on dope and drugs

for any amount of money!

- Me too. - Any amount!

Any amount.

Makes 'em shiftless

swimmy-headed and unpredictable!

Like him.

Listen, Boss, I just contacted the FBI in Atlanta.

And they said they ain't got nobody on the hot sheets

that could be, uh, shipping marijuana

down to the Duke boys.

Is that all they could say?

No, they said for us to sort-sort of hang loose

that they'd get around to us.

Oh, well, I'll get around to them

just as soon as we nail the Duke boys!

I'll bet there's a reward in all this

big enough to choke a plow horse.

Well, what are you standing there for, lead heads?

Mount a massive manhunt!

It ain't but two of us, Mr. Hogg.

- Then spread out! - Yes, sir.

I want Bo and Luke Duke!

And you'll get 'em. We're gone.

Get going. Will you just..

'Oh, I'm sorry, sheriff.'

Razorback Mountain used to be a mite taller..

Till the top was cut off by them copper mining fellas.

Now, the mine played out, the land growed over.

Now the business there is weed..

And they ain't dandelions.

The birdbrains!

The street value of that weed was worth

almost a million dollars!

And you two find that crate marked, "Water heater."

- You hear? - How?

What, check with the freight agent, stupid.

He had to see somebody take it, didn't he?

Now, this lonely spot is Cooter's Farm.

Bet y'all thought he slept on a grease rack

down at the garage, didn't you?

'Now, hey, I don't get it, y'all.'

The crate at the depot said "Water heater."

- Right? - Right.

That's the one y'all got, right?

'Right.'

Bo, don't you remember there was another crate

right next to this one, same size, same shape.

Yeah, but I don't think that one said anything on it, Luke.

Yeah, If I remember correct

we didn't look at it too close, either.

Hey, look, whoever stuck us with this stuff

and ended up with Jesse's water heater

had to sign for it just like we did.

- Let's go ask Sunshine. - What are we waiting for?

Alright. Later, Cooter.

'Keep stacking that hay.'

'Yeah, Cooter, we're gonna get busted.'

- I'll see y'all in the movies. - You got it!

Yeah, we'll catch you on the flip side, Cooter.

Ah!

Oh, excuse me, uh..

D-d-don't you threaten me...

My name's Mason Dixon

and, uh, these two ladies

here are my associates.

Ooh!

Uh, we're investigating a call

you made to Atlanta.

Yeah, concerning a couple of fellas

that youcaught with a whole bunch of marijuana.

Well, FBI, huh? Huh, ha.

Boy, you, FBI, you

you get around quick, you little rascals.

- You... - Oh, hush, hush, Rosco!

They never said they were from the FBI.

Oh, no, you didn't!

And besides, let me tell you, personally I know

that I've never seen no FBI people with...

With big little dimples.

Big little dimples. Eh, no!

- Wearing clothes like that! - No, that's not...

We're not with the Federal Bureau.

We're private investigators.

Private investigators?

Son, the government don't hire

no private investigators.

No-no, sir, but, uh, we work...

Sheriff, oh, sheriff..

Can't we talk to them fellas in their cells

for just a little bitty minute?

Yeah, you.. No, miss. No.

I mean, I-I'd let you in, but I can't.

I mean, do you see, they ain't in a shell.

- Rosco, hush, hush, hush.' - What?

Will you? And just ignore them dimples.

I mean, next time she bats her eyes at you

you'll probably tell her where the Duke boys live.

It's Duke? So that's their name. Duke.

- What? - Thanks a lot for your help.

- Well, at least.. - Oh, no.

- Wait-wait a minute! - Thank you, sir.

You see? See, Boss.

- Youtold them! - Me? Me? Me?

It was you who made me tell them, you, dodo.

Oh, forget the cute little dimples.

Just get out there and find them

Duke boys before they do.

- You hear me? Go! - Well, I'm-I'm gone.

John Smith?

John Smith.

Thanks a lot, Sunshine.

Alright, boys.

I don't know.

John Smith sounds like a phony name to me.

You got that right.

We best check in with Uncle Jesse.

Uncle Jesse, this here's Luke.

Got your ears on?

Now, Uncle Jesse, come back.

I don't think this transmitter's

transmitting here.

- Howdy! - Afternoon!

What can I do for you?

'Well, sir, there seems to be a little mix-up'

'at the freight depot.'

Tink... take a look at them

two dudes that just drove up.

Seen 'em before?

Uh-uh. Sure haven't.

Mace, let's run a make on them car plates.

'It's..."GMH 555."'

I'll run it through the state capital right away.

Oh, I don't have no crate.

Oh, you see, you got a crate that belongs

to us, and we want it.

Well, now, you two are not hearing me right.

I said, "I didn't have no crate!"

'Now, when I say, "I don't have no crate"'

that means I ain't got one because my boys

ain't back from the depot yet!

Yeah, well, you keeping on saying that

don't make it the truth, old man.

- Wha... - Uncle Jesse.

Now, listen, mister, my Uncle Jesse don't lie.

So why don't you just back off, huh?

Uncle Jesse, come on. Don't get heated up over that fella.

'I'll give him a crate right up the side of the head.'

They telling the truth?

There's only one way I can get the truth out of somebody.

How's that?

I'll take the old man.

That'll be my pleasure.

Now, you do realize that all this started

'cause the Dukes needed some more hot water, don't you?

Hold it. Don't turn around.

Somebody's watching from those trees back there.

We found out the car belongs to Johnny Ryan.

Four priors, drugs, you name it.

Which would make the other one Rayford Davis.

They ran dope together in Memphis.

I thoughthe looked familiar.

They're getting ready to leave.

Well, let's follow 'em.

This maybe more important.

He's picking up the telephone.

Hello.

Uh, Luke, is that you?

Uh, well, just slow down.

You're talking so fast

only a chipmunk could understand you.

I just know you ain't gonna like what I'm gonna tell you.

So listen.

What Rosco's chasing us for is

well, we got caught with some pot.

- 'What?' - Yeah, marijuana.

'Marijuana!'

'Uh, now, look, you know that we got nothing'

'to do with it, alright?'

- What? Marijuana? - Yeah, just a minute.

Uh, listen, we got a case of it hid out at Cooter's farm.

'Cooter's place? I'll be right up there..'

Everybody knows that using the Hazzard County phone

is taking the risk that old Boss' cousin, Maybelle

just might be eavesdropping.

Alright! Now, you two boys get back here!

Uncle, we got to take off.

I'll talk to you later. Bye.

Luke? Luke!

You get back on this phone right now!

Don't you hang up!

Uh, they stuffed it in a place called Cooter's Farm!

Well, let's go, sweet things. We got a farm to find.

Get out of that garb and let's go.

Now you know, them marijuana boys

wasn't gonna go without finding out

who was dogging 'em.

'Uh-oh!'

Looks like Mr. Ryan and Mr. Davis

got us by the tail.

You good-looking things know what to do.

Well, we'll just see about that.

'What are they doing?'

'I don't know.'

Turn this thing around! Let's get out of here!

Tinker, look out!

Mace, we lost our friends!

- 'Sorry!' - Never mind them for now.

I located a Cooter Davenport's Farm

on the residential grid map

two miles east on Jessup Road.

'Now, you two beat it on ahead'

'and I'll meet you there, okay?'

This here's Buster, my attack dog.

He ain't gonna let nobody get near that hay pile.

Somebody is coming up the road.

Wonder who that is!

- Would you look at that? - Bad news travels fast.

This could be awful! Let's go, Bo.

Tell you what, cousin, I'll give you a break.

- You get the big one. - Thanks a lot.

Ow!

Boy, you guys sure pack a wall..

- Women? - Mm-hmm.

Luke, you ain't gonna believe this

but we just got knocked out

by a couple of women.

And I thought she felt a mite soft

whilst I was flying through the air.

'Hold it. Now, hold it here.'

'Ju-just you all hold it.'

I got some talking to do.

'Now, who in blazes is driving that big tank?'

Slack off there! Slack off.

Now, just get back from my boys.

And if all you Dukes would just back off from my girls.

Uh, number one, how do you know we is Dukes?

Number two, despite my good looks, I ain't a Duke.

And number three, what's going on here?

These boys here were caught running marijuana.

- Oh, that's a lie. - Oh, hold on, now.

Which took a lot of explaining

and a lot more believing.

But when a man like old Jesse talks

you just tend to believe it

no matter how strange the story is.

That's something they call integrity, I guess.

And it sure helps out to have some

when your word is all you got.

So this means them fellas that were out at the farm

were after that crate, Uncle Jesse.

- Gotta be. - Yep.

Yeah, well, the question is now

how are we gonna find Ryan and Davis

up in those hills?

With a lot of help.

Now, me and Bo know them hills like the back of our hands.

Luke, this kind of thing takes some professionaldoing.

'Yeah, it might be a whole lot better'

if you boys just lay low here with Cooter

'till wesettle this case.'

Because you'd only get in our way, sugar.

Hold on.

Y-y'all seem to be forgetting it's us

not you that's in trouble with the law, sugar.

Uh, excuse me, but what my cousin

is trying to say, sugar

is that if we all get caught

'we're going to the slammer, not you.'

Bo and Luke do have a point there, sweet things.

I mean, uh, we can use all the help

we can get from these good old boys.

And in the meantime, you better get rid

of that what isn't our water heater.

Hey, sexy rabbit, get back here.

Remember, Boss' Cousin Maybelle at the phone company?

Well, now, she got the word to Boss and..

There's Rosco.

Oh, my goodness!

'Alright! Freeze it right there!'

'Just freeze it there. Aha!'

See, I knew all you were in cahoots

with that there marijuana.

Now you're allunder arrest.

Uh, Mason Dixon, you're under arrest, too.

And along with your... you girls.

He's got a gun, sheriff.

You ever seen the Hazzard Jail?

It ain't that big.

Alright, get on in there.

Just-just sit down! You, arrestees, sit!

Enos, not you, you, dipstick.

Nice to have you back, Rosco.

'Well, well, well and well.'

Bo and Luke Duke!

You and your marijuana gang

have just bought yourselves a one-way ticket

to the state "P."

'Now, just a minute.'

J.D., you know good and well that this ain't no gang..

And-and that Bo and Luke wouldn't be caught dead

'pushing marijuana.'

Jesse, all I know is

that these boys are gonna finally be put away for good.

Yeah, and, yes, for good.

'Now, JD, just, just a minute.'

J..

JD, I ain't asked you for a..

Favor..

In-in 30 years.

- Till now? - Till now.

Now-Now-Now, I'm not asking you for a favor.

I'm begging you.

Please don't do this to my boys, JD.

Is that the bestyou can do?

'Uh..'

please... Mr. Hogg.

Uh-uh. That ain't what I meant.

Alright, just don't do it, Uncle Jesse. No.

Uncle Jesse..

- Boss. - Yeah, that's better, Jesse.

'Though them boys are stillgoin' to jail.'

What?

Now-Now-Now, just a minute

you old reprobate!

I took off my hat to you, I said "Please."

And it sounded nice, too.

Alright, Rosco, take off their cuffs and lock 'em up.

'But he, you know, he just said if he said... '

Well, JD, now you are going back on your word.

You can't do that.

Let's go for it, boys!

Come on, Daisy, we got work to do.

- Hang on there. - Yeah, wait a minute.

Whoo!

Come back here!

Ow! Ow! Ow! The key!

Freeze! Freeze.

- Don't worry about it. - There they went. Let go of me.

Don't worry about the key, Mr. Hogg.

Yeah, if we can't find the key

we can have another made.

It it shouldn't take over three or four hours. Ow!

If we only knewwhere Ryan and Davis were heading

when you lost 'em.

Yeah, they owe us for a new paint job.

Look what their little old hubcap did to our fender.

Say, Mace, you got a portable lab in that van?

Well, sure. But it don't figure to fix no car dents.

Yeah, but it might be able to analyze the dirt in a hubcap.

Well, I suppose, but, uh..

I'm with you now, country boy.

Huh, yeah, me, too, sugar.

From that dirt, we can tell where their car's been driven.

Hey, listen, y'all, it's worth a try.

Uh, uh, where'd it happen?

Right near your farm, on Highway 22.

But you'll never be able to find it.

Why don't Tink and me...

We can handle it. Come on, Bo.

Hey, listen, y'all, it's the least we can do

to earn our keep.

Besides, we know this country

a whole lot better than y'all do.

Bye.

So, somebody called in Mason Dixon and his girls on us.

You mean to tell me that was two women chasing us like that?

Yeah. That ain't all them gals can do like that.

You two lend a hand.

We're moving out of Hazzard County now.

Mason Dixon.

Well... near as I can tell

that car's been driving through some dirt

with a low concentrate of red clay in it.

Red clay? You know, I bet that's Bronson Canyon.

Now, half the county's red clay, Bo.

Fellers, I said a lowconcentrate of red clay

and a high concentrate of copper.

Hmm, copper?

Copper. What's the matter?

The cat's got your tongue on that one?

Razorback Mountain.

They got an old copper mine up there, don't they?

That's right. Complete with ghost town.

- Let's check it out. - Alright.

Alright.

Yeah. Well, they're up there, alright.

But there's armed guards all over the road.

That's the only road up there, too.

Well, what about going around the back side?

Well, you ain't seen it. It's way too steep.

Uh, a fella would have to be a mountain goat to get up there.

Well, we gotta find some way up there.

You just did, mister.

- Guns. - Oh, my, my..

- Bo. - Alright.

Hey, Mace, it just occurred to me.

We ain't gonna have no trouble at all

getting past them armed guards.

'Stop.'

Bo and Luke sure look funny

in work clothes, don't they?

'Hey, you two.'

'Yeah, you. You two.'

Come on in here. Give these boys a hand.

We've got to haul out of this County.

'Get this stuff loaded up.'

Alright, now. Let's go. Let's move it. Gotta get out of here.

'Mace, I'm worried about working with these boys.'

They're amateurs.

They'll be lucky to get up that mountain.

Looks like they made it.

You should've been a cub scout, mister.

You would've learned how to tie a knot better.

Cobweb, Cobweb, this is Spider-Man.

'Which one of you's Mr.Beckett?'

Which one of you's Mr.Morse?

Well, it ain't neither one of you

why don't you see if they're in the box?

Tie 'em up in the barn.

'Alright.'

Hello, Spider-Man. This is Cobweb.

Get 'em on up here fast.

We're about ready to move out.

Okay, move. We'll take your car.

Oh, my ankle. Oh, Tink, I think I broke it.

Huh. Cub scout.

Mace, we still gotta make it up that hill.

'Yeah, but Bo and Luke said we'd have to be like'

mountain goats to get up that steep side.

Well, make like mountain goats. Come on.

Alright.

Come on.

Now, I figured he could use a little help

old Mace put in an anonymous phone call to the sheriff

telling Rosco that he had seen

the Duke boys and their gang

near Razorback Mountain

and was wondering if there was any reward in it for him.

Well, we're a-comin', mister anonymous..

But I tell you now, and you listen good

I ain't sharin' my reward money with nobody.

- Nobody. - Let's go, Rosco.

Reward money a-waitin'... I get 50%, right?

No, you don't.

My hat. You got my hat on.

Well, you got mine, you little fat..

Now, going up Razorback Mountain

through the back door ain't easy..

But sometimes, it sure is pretty.

You see what I mean?

Well, cousin, uh..

We've managed to get ourselves this far.

What do you suppose they're gonna do to us now?

Oh, probably kill us.

This ain't no time for jokes. I'm worried.

You're worried, that ain't gonna be nothin'

compared to what Uncle Jesse's gonna do to us

when he finds out what we got ourselves into.

They said it couldn't be done.

- Mountain goats. Come on. - Goats.

Feels like we've been here before.

Poor little things.

Yeah. Let's get 'em out of there.

That won't be necessary.

Drop 'em.

Hello, Dempsey. Long time no see.

Yeah. It's been a pleasure.

Davis, search the back of this mountain.

Find that climbing gear and toss it over the side.

Got you.

Ladies..

Step into my parlor, will you, please?

Looks like we didn't do too good.

Oh, don't worry about it, sugar.

Sam and me didn't do much better.

Get on.

Hey, they're leavin'.

Hey, scooch around here, Bo. See if we can get back.

Let me get in.

Alright, the rest of you, you know where to meet us, right?

Let's move it.

'Mason Dixon, Mason Dixon'

this is Jesse Duke, come back.

Mace Dixon here, Mr. Duke.

I been lookin' for Bo and Luke.

Uh, have you seen 'em around anywhere? Come back.

JD Hogg here.

I'll tell you where them boys are, Jesse.

They're at Razorback Mountain.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, but once I pick 'em up there

they're going away again for a long, long time

straight to jail!

- Razorback. - Let's go.

Ten-four.

We'll take Dixie.

- Right. - Okay

- Say over. - I ain't through.

And that goes for you, too, Mr. Mason Dixon.

Yeah, you and your female accomplices.

With their cute little dimples.

Dimples or no dimples, you are going. Over and out.

Uh, don't throw it down. See, if you hang it there...

Oh, but just drive, will ya?

I hope you know where Razorback Mountain is.

Yeah. Listen, they did have them cute little...

Forget the dimples!

I think I got yours.

Yeah! Huh.

Alright.

Here you go.

Whoo!

Yeah... hey, you guys wouldn't leave us, would ya?

Of course not.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Luke, we got no time for this.

- Let's do it. - Alright.

Hey, it's too long that way, fellas. This way.

Come on over here, fellas.

Give us a hand.

Well, I didn't figure they was full of makeup.

What is that?

You'll see.

Oh, hey, there's Jesse and Daisy.

If they beat us to the Duke boys

they'll drive 'em out of state, come on, pass 'em.

Now, you watch the road, I'll watch them.

Pass 'em, Rosco! Pass 'em! Will ya pass 'em?

I'm-I'm tryin', boss. Keep your gown down.

I've got the pedal to the metal here.

That's it. Now you got it. Bow back. Back.

Mace, this is Sam. Do you copy?

I got you, Sam. I was just comin' up to find you.

Mace, Dempsey and his whole operation have moved out.

You think you can slow Dempsey's trucks down?

Well, I can sure try.

So can we, we're two minutes away

from Razorback Mountain, Mr. Dixon.

They're headin' east on 24.

Yeah, well, we'll try and cut 'em off at Willow Road

at the junction.

Then do it, girl. Do it.

Let's go.

Rosco, don't lose 'em.

- Don't lose 'em. - Uh, we lost 'em.

Aah, look, look, I'll give you 20% of my reward money

if you catch 'em again.

Did you say "20%," Boss?

Yeah.

I just thought of anothershortcut.

Oh, good. Good. Alright, let's go.

Two bombs a piece, that ought to do it.

Yee-haw!

- Whoo! - Come on, Sam.

Stay with him.

'Good luck, Sam.'

Hey, you're not so bad for a beginner.

I ain't no beginner. I done this in the marines.

Hey, there they are, down below.

There's Mace.

Okay, let's go.

Who are those guys?

Well, I'll be..

Gimme that rifle.

- What are you doing? - I got cutoff, boss.

Get out of here!

See if you can keep the car on the road.

They've gone up Benedict Canyon.

We'll follow you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. What are you doin'?

I don't have time to argue with you, Bo.

This is my case and I'm driving.

Listen, you're gonna have to give

me a whole lot more reason than that

before I let you go drive the General.

Where are we goin'? Whoo!

Excuse me, General.

Take off. Yee-hoo!

We're losing altitude.

Follow me, over towards that ridge.

There ought to be an updraft over there.

Hi, Daisy.

Want a lift?

Thanks.

Whoa. Wait. Whoa! Ohh!

Aah!

Gee. Jumpin', move, Boss, move it.

Look where you're drivin'. Only one of us can do it.

Boss, let's take turns.

Yeah, yeah!

Aah!

Hey, what are you doin' down here?

It's called fear.

- At least it's time for lunch. - Ooh, now.

Hey, fellas.

How about a taxi?

- Huh? - Huh?

- Ooh, ooh. - Oh.

Boss, I'll just, I'll try.

Hey, there they are.

Yeah. They're just above Hillford Pass.

Uh, we best pull off the road up yonder.

Hey, the marines have landed.

Watch him.

Don't slow down, you idiot.

Run him down.

You got it.

Look out!

Let's get 'em!

You got them bombs handy?

Let's get out of here!

Looks like they don't wanna play games

with you no more, Tinker.

Well, I do.

You do?

Stomp on it!

Y'all hold it rightthere.

Oh, I wish you'd moved.

This time, you're gone forever.

Believe me, guys, she ain't kiddin'.

Let's go.

'Aah!'

'Oh!'

- 'Yeah.' - 'Oh.'

Aah.

Hey, it's on fire.

Sheriff, it's on fire!

Don't inhale, Enos.

Ain't it amazing how simple it is sometimes

to solve complicated problems?

- 'Gaah! Get off!' - I think you're... I got you.

Rosco, ain't you gonna arrest JD

for possession of marijuana?

He's got it all over him.

No, no, you idiot!

- 'No, boss.' - Let me have it.

Come on.

Get in there.

Mason, Sam and Tinker still got their rewards

even though there wasn't much left of what they found.

And Rosco and Enos got some glory out of it.

And all Boss got out of it

was a lift home in Daisy's jeep.

When duty calls for Mason Dixon and his girls, it calls.

Samantha, Tinker, just had a call.

Got another job to do right away in Dallas.

You ever thought about being a private eye?

- Uncle Jesse? - Uh, uh, no way.

No way. You're staying right here.

There you go.

All aboard for big D.

Let's go.

You got yourself a problem or two that needs fixin'?

Well, you give 'em a call, they're in the book

under "Mason Dixon And Associates."

- Bye. - Bye, y'all.

And you know what?

The Dukes ain't got a new hot water heater yet.

'Them Dukes! Them Dukes!'