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♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Making their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ Well, that's just a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like two modern day Robin Hood ♪

'Yee-haw!'

Almost everybody goes to work the same way every day.

But in Hazzard County just gettin' to work is an adventure.

Bo Duke, will you quit horsin' around? I'm late for work.

What's the rush, Daisy? We're still early, ain't we?

Luke, did you forget?

Today's the day Loretta Lynn's comin' by the Boar's Nest.

Boss wants us in early.

He's got this big ol' shindig planned for Loretta's arrival.

Flags, banners...

Peanuts, popcorn, get your program.

You can't really believe Loretta Lynn's gonna show up

at the Boar's Nest, can you?

It's just another one of Boss' scams.

The paper said that she'd be on her way to the state fair.

You know that road's miles from the Boar's Nest.

Well, I don't know, with all the stuff he's ordered

I'd say there's somethin' up his sleeve.

Yeah, an arm.

With an outstretched palm at the end of it.

Remember what I said about driving to work

being an adventure?

I bet you'll listen next time.

Daisy, mud's good for the skin, ain't it?

Sure it is, Bo. What fashion-conscious pigs wear.

Bubba, you almost killed us. Now, just slow down.

Cindy's right. Last thing we need is a run-in with the law.

Just now before we pull the job.

'Loretta! Loretta! Loretta!'

Loretta! Loretta! Loretta!

Yay!

Yay!

Step right up, folks!

This is a historic day in Hazzard County.

And ya'll don't wanna miss one second of it.

Ms. Loretta Lynn's own private bus

is gonna pass this very spot.

And I see there are just a few front row seats

in the grand stand left over here.

What will it be, folks?

Front row seats in the stands for three bucks?

Or little bitty ol' side a creek to stand on for 50 cents?

Oh! Front row seats, they're right over there.

Go ahead. He he.

Now, about the last thing Loretta Lynn has planned

is a stop in Hazzard County.

But then she ain't never heard of Boss Hogg

who can mess up anybody's plans.

Unit one, are you in position?

'Unit one, you listenin'? Are you in position?'

Uh, that's a big 10-4, little buddy.

Rosco P. Coltrane here, come on.

Unit two's in position too, Mr. Hogg.

Possum on a gum bush!

Ms. Loretta's bus just passed checkpoint Charlie.

Oh, good, good. And she's on time, too.

Unit one, put stage two of the plan into action.

That's a roger.

I'm gone.

'Oh, terrific. A detour.'

Just when we were starting to throw oil.

Take the detour, maybe you'll find a truck stop or somethin'.

'A detour?'

- It's a omen. - What?

A omen. It means we shouldn't do the job, we're gonna get caught.

That detour leads to Hazzard, Squirt.

I know.

But our plans are set to do the job on this road.

Yeah, but maybe this is a lucky break.

Hazzard's even better. They only got two cops.

Not many people around. Drive on, Bubba.

Loretta! Loretta! Loretta!

Loretta! Loretta! Loretta!

Loretta! Loretta! Loretta!

Yay!

Just a lil' more, folks, it won't be long now.

Ms. Loretta Lynn's bus is gonna pass here so close

you're gonna be able to count

everyone of her beautiful eyelashes.

Oh, and meanwhile, splash your neck down with a cold beer.

And special Loretta Lynn Day draught beer.

Now, how about treatin' the missus

to an official Loretta Lynn wig?

Imported at great expense direct from Hong Kong.

Now, let me show you.

Ain't this a thing of beauty?

Hush, hush.

Why, I declare it, Boss.

I never realized you were such a looker. Ain't he cute, Luke?

You know, I still ain't got a date for that church picnic.

That ain't funny, Dukes!

And now, you move that car from over there.

Or I'll have Sheriff Rosco to arrest you for litterin' on Loretta Lynn Day.

Boss, you know dang well that Loretta Lynn ain't comin by here.

Would you please quit puttin' the folks on?

Oh, my goodness!

I knew she was gonna drive by

but I had no idea she was gonna stop.

How they did it. It's her.

Howdy. Hey, you folks got a garage here?

Yeah, I got a garage, but it's uptown.

I think we're throwin' oil.

Well, I got my tools in my truck. I'd fix it for you right here.

- Ya'll give me a hand. - Sure thing.

Driver, I wonder if you'd be so kind to just ask Ms. Loretta

if she'd join us for a cooling refreshment while she's waiting.

I'll ask her.

Enos, go get a camera. Quick.

I want my picture took with Ms. Loretta.

Oh, Ms. Lynn!

All I can say is..

My Boar's Nest is your Boar's Nest.

Why, thank you Mr., uh, Mr..

Hogg, ma'am.

Mr. Hogg.

J.D. Hogg, ma'am.

Mr. J.D. Hogg.

Jefferson Davis Hogg, ma'am.

At your service.

Sorta looks like y'all knew I was comin.

With the detour and all, you know.

Yeah, yeah, that's right, that's right.

'Uh, see, when we saw that little detour sign go up'

we knew you just might have to pass this way.

As the folks down here are real big fans of yours

and they wanted to give a right proper welcome.

That's right, Ms Lynn. You see, we don't get many celebrities around here.

'Especially not celebrities like you.'

Welcome to Hazzard County, ma'am.

Thank you very much.

I wanna thank you boys, and you're really polite

and besides that, you're cute, too.

This is my road manager, Leona Haye.

Oh, I'm very pleased to meet you, Ms. Leona.

Yes, I'm glad to meet you too, Mr. Hogg.

And now if you ladies will accompany me

we can get shelter from the sun in the Boar's Nest.

Our famous tavern over yonder.

Name's Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.

- I'm a whip in this county. - Oh.

Just tear and a spring loose.

I think about, uh, nine-sixteenths ought to do it.

I'll have this thing outta here in no time.

Here. You got it.

Hey, neighbor, where'd you get your license? Mail order?

You ran us off the road this mornin'.

Hey, run along. Will you, honey?

I don't wanna run along.

I'd rather stay here and listen to you say you're sorry.

Look, you wanna make somethin' out of it?

No, she don't, mister.

At least not till you stand up.

C'mon, Daisy, get your picture took with Ms. Loretta.

Uh, you better move your car, stranger.

That's the loadin' zone. Come on, Daisy.

Now, you listen to me, farm boy.

You lookin' for trouble, like your lady friend here?

How about you and me step inside this building?

Hey, mister, I'm just lookin' after my kin. I ain't lookin' for trouble.

But if you got some you're handin' out..

Bubba. Bubba, how about taking care of our good friend behind this building here.

Aw, Squirt, I don't wanna.

Bubba.

Now, you really should not do this, friend.

You know, you might get yourself hurt.

Don't worry about me, King Kong.

You just pick the spot you wanna land.

I really wish you hadn't done that, friend.

Lucas!

Luke, were are you? We ain't got time to play hide and seek.

Luke, where are..

What?

Hey Luke, come on.

What happened to you?

I ran into them three that sideswiped us this morning.

Last thing I remember was takin' a swing at this big one.

He's about the size of a Mack truck.

What you hit him with? Your eye?

I hope I hurt his hand with my face.

- Yeah, let's go find the dude. - I'm drivin'.

Ms. Loretta, Cooter and me got your bus all fixed up for ya.

Hey, that's terrific, fellas.

Yes, ma'am, and it is good as new.

I really do appreciate that.

As soon as I get that bus driver man outta the washroom, we've to be going.

Ms. Loretta, there ain't no charge on the bus

'but I was wonderin' if I might have one of your pictures, eh?'

'Oh, certainly, this one here..'

'Thank you, ma'am.'

I wanna thank y'all... Well, thank you.

'Ms. Loretta, I have a farewell..'

'Ever since the Hogg family settled in Hazzard County... '

Thanks very much, Mr. Hogg, but we've really got to be goin'.

- Some other time, okay? - 'Yeah, miss... '

- I love everyone of you. - Yeah.

- Bye-bye. - Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye.

That's the blue car that was parked in that loadin' zone.

Yes, sir, I told him about it, too.

Well, did you take his license number?

No, sir.

Enos! How you gonna ticket a car

if you don't take the license number? Well, take the license number.

Now, Rosco and Enos were entangled in a little Hazzard bureaucracy.

Ms. Loretta was having some serious entanglement of her own.

Do what you're told. Nobody will get their self hurt.

And now I'm gonna share with you

a little memento of the occasion.

The glass Ms. Loretta drunk out off..

Right here in The Boar's Nest.

Yee-haw!

Alright then, what amount bid for this piece

of Hazzard County history?

Do I hear 10 bucks?

Ten bucks for the glass.

Get help. They-they took Loretta Lynn!

They can't have much of head start. Come on!

They've been doing their homework.

Except we're just gonna have to use Daisy's car. Let's get it.

Look here!

I want them Loretta-nappers in jail by sundown. Do you hear?

So what are you two standing here for? Get moving.

Come on, let's go.

Come on get moving, I say.

The Duke boys are behind this whole thing.

Did you see the way they leave out from here?

Rosco, get moving!

Go on, get in your cars and go get them Duke boys.

Dang it!

Thunderin' tarnations. I say it, get moving!

Rosco P. Coltrane, your job is in jeopardy.

Well, this time those Duke boys have gone too far.

What a time for them to pull a fool trick.

It's Halloween.

Enos, you, you dipstick. Halloween's in November.

Or is it October?

'You idiots!'

The Duke boys are in on this whole kidnappin'

and you get movin'.

I want them boys in jail before the sun hits the Hogs.

Well, orders is orders.

Now, while ol' Rosco and Enos

were solving their basic problem in physics

Bo and Luke were hot on the chase.

They gotta be on this road.

Bo, you better keep both eyes peeled

'cause I can only got partial use of this one.

If I put any dings in Daisy's car, I might not be so lucky.

There they are.

'If they get to that junction before we do'

'we ain't gonna know which road they took.'

We just have to cut 'em off. Hold on.

'Yee-haw!'

Danged if them boys can't pick some pretty country to chase on.

Bo, that haystack, go around it.

'No time for that.'

You know somethin', Luke, when Daisy sees this car

she ain't only gonna blacken my eye

but I think she's gonna pull out all of my teeth.

And gums.

'You don't have to be nervous, Ms. Loretta.'

We just gotta do what we gotta do.

- What is it that you gotta do? - Get some money.

Well, how much do you need? I can give it to you.

Oh, no, Ms. Loretta, we couldn't take your money. That wouldn't be right.

'No, no, this is between us and someone else.'

As soon as he coughs up, we're gonna let you go.

Well, you know, I've got a show to make.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Look, while we work this out, why don't you go

in that little bedroom there and rest yourself up.

Well, that's a good idea.

I'll tell Bubba to drive nice and slow over the bumps

so as to not to disturb you, huh?

It's the least we can do bein' that we're such fans of yours.

Bye!

I'll tell you what, you start tanglin' with a country girl

then you better have all your smarts workin'.

And I want every ping and ding taken outta my car

till it's smooth as a frog's tummy, Bo Duke.

Uncle Jesse, Uncle Jesse, you gotta talk to these fellas.

- They go and wreck my car... - Now, Daisy, just settle down.

The boys got some dents in their own reputation

they gotta get taken care of first.

You know, Boss Hogg is tellin' everybody

you fellas did the kidnappin'?

You never should've come back here.

Uncle Jesse, we had to get some decent wheels.

Bo!

Sorry. Nobody's gonna think we took Loretta Lynn.

Bo, the way things are goin' right now

if we don't find her before Rosco and Enos finds us

you're gonna be sayin' that from behind bars.

Here. Put this on your eye.

Uncle Jesse, what is in that thing?

That there is grandma Duke's famous recipe.

'Boiled hickory leaves, smashed toad liver'

and a scoop of Bear Grease.

- Bear grease? - Toad's liver?

- Oh, it's good for the eyes. - It's bad for the stomach.

- Yuck! - Just hold that thing.

Come on, Bo, let's get trackin'.

There ain't that many buses in Hazzard County.

We oughta be able to find some tire marks.

- Here. - Just hold that.

Somehow my eye feels a whole lot better.

Rosco..

Them Duke boys have got poor Ms. Loretta

out there somewhere.

- And I want her. - And you'll get her.

- No, I won't. - No, you won't?

- You get her. - I-I'll get her.

- You better. - I will.

Sheriff, I got a make on that license from motor vehicle.

Let me see that. I can read.

Belongs to a Will Jason. Also known as Squirt.

Lives over in Leadville, works in a feed store.

Plays guitar in the church band.

Stands five foot three?

Wait a minute, that must be the little dude

I saw Luke talkin to outside the Boar's Nest.

- Luke Duke, huh? - 'Yes, sir.'

Well, good.

That's more evidence we can use to tighten the noose

around the Dukes' necks.

Now, Mr. Hogg, I don't think, Bo and Luke

would do somethin' like that.

'Enos, just hush.'

You're not paid to think, you're paid to take orders.

Well, what are my orders?

Y-y-your... what's his orders?

What are his orders? Well, what do you think?

- Same as yours. - Them orders.

- Don't you know? - Uh, get Loretta Lynn.

And catch them Duke boys.

Yeah, Enos, catch 'em Duke boys.

Luke, you see anythin'?

No, not so much as a possum track.

Hell, we've been lookin' on this dang road for hours.

Yeah. Doggone it!

Trouble is you can be sure as shoot in

they got her hid away by now. Probably real good too.

'This ol' barn makes darn good hideout, don't it?'

It won't be long now, Ms. Lynn. Squirt's makin' the call now.

As soon as we get the money, we can set you loose.

Is there anythin' you want while you're

waitin', you know, some soda pop or some coffee?

How about some grits?

That's right. We want you to feel at home with us, Ms. Lynn.

Home? Y'all have been in the smokehouse too long. Do you know that?

'You know, in cases like this'

they usually post a reward.

- And I mean a big one. - Big.

- A big reward. - Big, big reward.

So we got a chance now for a perfect three corner shot.

Save Ms. Loretta, put the Duke boys in jail

and make a bundle to boot.

I love it, I love it.

Yeah, now, remember.

Just keep quiet about this whole business.

- Yeah. - Do you hear?

We don't have to split that reward with nobody.

Nobody.

N-nobody.

♪ Old blue da, diddy-das ♪

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane here.

We got Loretta Lynn.

You do as you're told, and she won't get hurt.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

And you're not to contact the police.

Uh, no, what do..

I am the police!

I mean the.. I mean the big city police.

Now, look, you call up Platter Records up in Nashville.

'You tell 'em to put $1136 and 15 cents in a sack.'

'Small bills too.'

'Put that sack in a brown mailbox at the junction'

'of route 6 and Swift Creek route.'

Uh, uh, uh, would you repeat that?

$1136 and 15 cents in a sack.

Hey, Bo, that car back there, that's it.

Hold on, General, here we go again.

Now, remember, don't you call nobody, hear?

Bye.

'He's a crafty lil' sucker, ain't he?'

'Come on, Bo, if you can't run him off, at least cut him off.'

'Come on.'

You know, sometimes gettin' through

a typical Hazzard day is tougher than crossin' hell

or a rotten rail in a snowstorm.

Y'all stick around now.

- Come on. - 'Whoo!'

I'm telling you, Bo, that's some kind of drivin'.

- Yep. - Come on.

- Well. - Get up.

Phew. Whooh!

He would have planned it that way.

Sure. Oh, geez.

Five-to-ten, I'll bet you that

there ain't no air in that spare either.

- Yeah. Well, you're on. - Come on, let's go.

I sure hope ol' Cooter gets here

before they hurt somethin' important.

Now, there's a familiar sight.

$1136 and 15 cents?

Why, I'll pay that.

Ms. Lynn comes first.

We gotta save my country music dream

'and retrieve the honor of Hazzard County.'

Besides, I'd get back triple my money from that reward.

Uh, Boss, I don't think that'll work exactly.

You see, they won't take any money except from that Platter Record Company.

- What do you reckon we do? - I'll tell what you gonna do.

'You and Rosco are gonna scour Hazzard County for 'em Duke boys.'

You're gonna search and comb every square inch of it till you find 'em.

Right, right. And when we do, then we're gonna arrest 'em proper, right?

Wrong! You're gonna follow 'em, stupid.

So they'll lead you to Ms. Loretta.

Yeah, yeah, and-and-and then we arrest 'em

and then we get the reward and split it 50-50.

- Wrong again. I get it. - You get it.

Um, Boss, that doesn't seem exactly fair.

You see, it's Enos and me who does all the searchin'

and the combin' and the scourin'.

It seems to me it oughta be at least 50-50.

Rosco... 50-50 would make you

a pea-brained sheriff and me, your boss

equal.

Wouldn't it?

Mm-mm.

Uh..

Well, well, let's say 60-40.

No. No.

Uh, 80-20 is a good..

N-ninety-ninety..

♪ Bom-bom b-bom-bom-bom ♪

♪ I'm headin' down to Nashville sweet Nashville, Tennessee ♪

♪ 'Cause everythin' I am I owe to Nashville ♪

♪ Nashville wait for me ♪

♪ I've bumped across.. ♪

I found the make-up case.

Oh, just set it down at the bar. Would you, honey?

Hilda put in some new powder. She thought you'd try...

- Okay, later. Later, okay? - Oh.

♪ Now I gotta get to Nashville 'cause that's my destiny ♪

♪ You're never big until you're big in Nashville ♪

♪ Nashville wait for me ♪

♪ I could've gone to Vegas, New York or Hollywood ♪

♪ But it just didn't feel them town's real ♪

♪ Only one place I'll be good ♪

♪ So I sang my song for Nashville ♪

♪ Where God meant me to be ♪

♪ And when I die they'll bury me in Nashville ♪

♪ Nashville wait for me ♪

♪ Nashville wait for me ♪♪

Hey Cindy, you know, you and these big time kidnappers are pretty good.

- You really think so? - Yes, I do.

Squirt, Bubba and me, we got our own group, the Pine Valley Rockers.

We play church socials and barbeques.

Last month we played in the American Legion Picnic over in Tyler.

Course, we gonna play the big time once we cut that

demonstration record sent on down there to Nashville.

If y'all are any good, why maybe I can help you

because I have a few connections in Nashville, you know?

Oh, you're already helpin' us, Ms. Loretta.

♪ B-bom-bom-bom bom bom ♪

If we don't do somethin' soon, I'm gonna miss the fair show.

I know, but what can we do?

Well, I'll try to create a ruckus and if I do

you slip out and go for the law.

Hey, Cindy, you know, that's soundin' really nice.

Oh, thank you ma'am.

Except, Bubba, I believe you're comin' in just a little bit flat.

Oh, see, Bubba, I told you.

No, you always say I'm flat even when I'm sharp.

Look, I'm the leader of this here group.

And when I hear flat, you're flat.

'I'm sick and tired of you tellin' me what to do all the time.'

Well, what you gonna do about it?

I'll show you what I'm gonna do about it.

'Oh, Bubba, you shouldn't oughta have done that. Mm-mm.'

Bubba, Bubba, Bubba.

Squirt!

- 'Stop it, both of you.' - 'Well, he started it.'

Look, you messed up Ms. Loretta's make-up.

Oh, I'm sorry, Ms. Loretta. Hey, where is Ms. Leona?

Bubba, Bubba, you go out there and you get her, bring her back.

Ah!

Better back off the pedal, Bo, some fool's walking

in the middle of the road up ahead.

- Take me to the police, quick! - Now, slow down a second.

You're Loretta's road manager, right?

Yes, and I need help. They're holding her for ransom.

Let's go get her.

It would help if we knew where she was.

Now, let's plan this right, so nobody gets hurt. Okay? Come on.

I tell you, they couldn't have just disappeared into thin air.

We flat covered half the county, Mr. Hogg and still can't sight 'em.

Half the county?

- Yes, sir. - Hmm. Hmm.

Boss, so what do we do?

What do we do?

- Don't you ever watch TV? - We...

You're gonna hightail it over to the Dukes' place

and set up a 24-hour lookout.

They gotta come home sometime.

Yeah, good, good. They got to.

Ahem.

You take the first 24 hours.

Enos, you're sittin' on my foot.

- My foot's asleep. - So is your brain.

Now, you match on both ends.

Oh, oh, there's Loretta Lynn's manager.

That means she's in there.

Leona, now think hard.

Don't you have any hint or clue

as to where they're hiding Loretta?

Well, I-I couldn't see anything.

The shades of the bus were down.

Well, did you hear anything?

Uh, say, say animals or running water?

- Ham. - Ham.

I smelled the most delicious ham.

Smokehouse.

They gotta be somewheres near that smokehouse.

That's a good a place to start as any.

- Are you sure, sheriff? - Enos, I know what I see.

Oh, great, Rosco and Enos are watchin' the house from the old oak tree.

Enos, get up here!

You've got six toes, you ought to be able to get up like a squirrel.

How are y'all gonna get down to the smokehouse

without them followin' ya?

Well, you're gonna help us, Ms. Loretta.

Ha. Loretta?

- Do we rush 'em? - No.

We don't rush 'em until, until we talk to Boss anyway.

Uh, this is Rosco P. Coltrane callin' the Boss.

Got your ears on? Come on.

You mean, you're unit one, don't you? Over.

Uh, Boss, Loretta Lynn's manager

is in the Duke house, shall we rush it or not?

'Don't you rush in until you're sure Ms. Loretta is there too.'

B-but, Boss, I-I-I think we should. Over.

Don't but me..

Listen, them Dukes are clever.

We gotta be sure Ms. Loretta is in there, too.

'Cause we can't get any reward unless we get her.

I love it, I love it.

As long as Daisy don't start singin'

she might just get away with it.

- Daisy, you look terrific! - Well, thanks, Leona.

Oh, Loretta would get a real hoot out of this.

I think it's gonna work. Now, we all got the plan straight?

Sure, nothin' to it. I just take Dai... Ms. Loretta.

Walk to the pickup truck and drive away.

And then Enos and Rosco'll follow y'all just like ants to a picnic.

So we can slip away just like we planned.

You ready, Ms. Loretta?

Wait a minute, fellas, I'm a star now.

You're gonna have to speak to my manager.

I'll star you right upside the head.

That's her! That's her! Let's get down here.

'That's her. That's Loretta Lynn.'

Enos, help me down here.

Hey, sheriff, you look just like a poor little

ol' crippled sparrow with a hurt wing. Aw.

I'm gonna hurt your wing, Enos.

Will you help me down, you dipstick?

Yes, sir.

I told you this wasn't gonna work.

Oh, Bubba... Bubba, would you get hold of yourself?

That lady's gonna come back and she's gonna bring the law with her.

Bubba, that's why we gotta find ourselves another hideout.

It was a crazy idea, I never should've listened to you.

Now, we're gonna go to jail.

Bubba, we're not going to go to jail.

Now, would you get in there on the bus, clean it up

wipe off the fingerprints.

I'll keep lookout on the route till it's time to go, get.

Three times up and down the smokehouse road

we can't even find a clue that tells us we're on the right track.

We better find somethin' in a hurry cousin

or we're gonna be makin' tracks in Hazzard County jail.

Hey, wait a minute, Bo, take a look at this.

That's one of Loretta's pictures.

Yeah, it sure is.

I gotta feelin' it ain't here by accident either.

Hey, easy now. Here's one right up here.

She sure left a heck of a trail.

Better than breadcrumbs. No doubt Loretta don't only

sing like gangbusters, she's sly as a fox.

Oh, this road heads right down to the Hazzard County Stockyard.

You know, where they had them cattle auctions?

I'd bet you a half-pint of Jesse's finest

that's where they got her hid.

Look, give Rosco a call on the CB

and have him there if we need him.

Breaker, breaker 1-9 for Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane. Come in.

'You got Bo and Luke Duke on this end.'

'We're followin' a trail that we think is gonna lead us'

'right to where Ms. Loretta is, come back.'

Listen now, don't tell me Loretta is at

the Hazzard County Stockyard barn.

I got her in my sights right now

and she's right there in Jesse's truck. Come on.

Rosco, that ain't Loretta Lynn, that's Daisy made up to look like her, that's all.

You think I'm gonna fall for another one of your dumb Duke trick, huh?

Well, it's just so happens, I'm Loretta Lynn's biggest fan

and I know her when I see her and I see her. I'm gone.

He's just hopeless, I give up.

Well, I guess, Bo and Luke have had about enough time.

Oh, I just started to like being Loretta Lynn, Uncle Jesse.

You wouldn't wanna be in her boots right now.

Nah, I guess not.

Well, let's call this chariot race off.

Ms. Loretta. Ms. Loretta Enos.

Daisy Duke! You mean to tell me I saved you.

Does this mean you don't want my autograph, Rosco?

I do, Daisy.

I'll-I'll give you an autograph right between the eyes.

Alright, here we are.

- Come on, pull over up there. - Yeah.

'Yeah, that's got to be the place.'

Ain't nowhere else around here that could hide a rig that size.

Reckon we oughta go check it out?

- What was that? - Let's get out of here.

- But what about Squirt? - We'll pick him. Get the car.

Now, I don't believe I'd try to stop that with my body. Would you?

Bubba, Bubba, wait.

Wait for me, Bubba.

Bubba, slow down.

'You can't cruise around without me.'

You know, they don't learn too quick, do they?

Bubba, can't you get this thing goin' any faster? They're gainin' on us.

That's right, Rosco. We got them.

We're hot on their tail.

We're heading south down the Abernathy road.

'We just passed the Spencer place.'

Listen, Luke, now, you said they was over here

at the Hazzard County Stockyard

and that's where we're at. Over.

Now, forget it. I'm telling you where they are now.

I'd be much obliged if you come on here and give us a hand, okay?

- I'm gone. - We're gone. Over.

Alright. Let's get going.

Why we goin'? It's just another wild goose chase.

We're going, Enos, because we ain't got nothing else to do

you turkey head.

Now, just follow me. You know, monkey see, monkey do.

Looks to me like Bo and Luke are caught like a rabbit

between the fox and the hounds.

Hey, look, why don't y'all just give up?

Not until I get my $1136 and 15 cents.

Eleven hundred? Is that all you think I'm worth?

I figured y'all will go for more than that.

That-that's what that phony record producer

from Platter Records charged, just to make a demo.

And he never even made it.

Why you holding me? I don't even know Platter Records.

- You're from Nashville? - Yes.

- All the same to us. - Oh, yeah?

Then you know you're crazier than an old mare full of dynamite too.

'Bo, there's ol' Rosco coming right up behind us.'

Rosco, I can never remember being quite so happy to see you before.

Well, you won't be when I get my hands on you.

Now, quit horsin' around and give yourself up peaceful like. Over.

Rosco, you've set the record for the slows.

Now, get this through your thick skull.

We ain't the kidnappers. We're tryin' to help you catch 'em.

I might be able to get a little more juice out of this if you lighten the load.

Enos, what the heck are you doin' here?

You're supposed to be followin' those people that stole Loretta Lynn.

Well, you said to follow you, ain't that right? Monkey see, monkey do.

I'll monkey see, monkey do to you, you dipstick.

- Hold it good and steady, cuz. - You got it.

That's taken care of. Get that bus.

- Yeah, I'm gonna go cut it off. - Uh-uh, it's too dangerous.

Ms. Loretta is still inside.

You just pull up, just as close as you can.

You got it.

Ha ha ha. Look, man, no hands. Yee-haw.

What's wrong, Squirt? This thing is startin' to drag.

I thought we had it fixed back in Hazzard.

'Fella shouldn't tailgate like that, could get hurt.'

I can't seem to shake him, it's like they were tied to us.

You, I'm gonna kick you. That's what I'm gonna do.

Now, don't do nothin' stupid, big boy, you won't get hurt.

- Permission for what. - Hey, put me down.

No-no, stop, stop this. Now, put me down.

'What do you think you are doing?'

- Hey! - There you go.

How am I gonna..

Look I.. I'm a person, not a picture.

'Let me down, let me down. Get me off here.'

Put me down, Let me off here.

'Get me down, come on, get me down.'

'Stop laughing, Ms. Loretta.'

Come on, beached whale, I got a score to settle with you.

Alright, alright. I deserve it.

I never should've listened to that little Squirt.

Go ahead, bust me.

Right there.

Ain't you gonna bust me?

Let me off, let me down. Let me down, will you?

'Stop laughing, Ms. Loretta, it's not funny. Please let me down.'

Remember me sayin' a while back that we like happy endings.

Well, ol' Bo and Luke got a big smack of appreciation from Ms. Loretta.

And they ain't gonna be forgettin' that none too soon.

And after a real tongue lashin' by the state police

our little villains were set free as the wind.

Ms. Loretta refused to press charges.

And she's gonna see if she can give 'em a hand

in makin' that record, y'all be listenin' for it.

Rosco and Enos got enough pictures

for all their cousins.

And Boss made a few bucks.

He sold clean out of Loretta Lynn wigs.

Well, uh, all exceptin' one.

Hey, really, really. Le-let's get serious though.

If it hadn't been for y'all..

You know there's an ol' country sayin'

that the best gift is what a person gives of themselves.

Well, watch what this girl is a-fixin' to do.

Maybe I could do you a little song. Would that, would that..

And maybe we could help you sing that, too.

- Would you do it? - Yeah, we'll try.

Let it rip, Cliff.

♪ When you live in the country everybody is your neighbor ♪

♪ Well, that's one thing you can rely ♪

♪ They'll all come to see you and never never leave you ♪

♪ Sayin' y'all come to see us by and by ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come to see us when you can ♪

♪ Yee-hoo ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come to see us when you can ♪

♪ And the kinfolks are comin' ♪

♪ They're comin' by the dozen ♪

♪ They're eatin' everything from soup to hay ♪

♪ And right after dinner ♪

♪ They ain't looking any thinner ♪

♪ And here's what you'll hear 'em say ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come to see us when you can ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come to see us when you can ♪

♪ Well, now grandma's a wishin' ♪

♪ They'd come to the kitchen ♪

♪ Help her do the dishes right away ♪

♪ But they all start leavin' ♪

♪ Even though she's a grievin' ♪

♪ You can still hear grandma say ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come to see us when you can ♪

♪ Y'all come now ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come to see us when you can ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come to see us when you can ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come to see us when you can ♪

One more time.

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come to see us when you can ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come to see us when you can ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come to see us when you can ♪

♪ Y'all come now ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come to see us when you can ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come to see us when you can ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Y'all come♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come to see us when you can ♪♪

'Them Dukes! Them Dukes!'