Original subtitles

The Dukes of Hazzard find a runaway

that keeps them all running.

- 'Here they go!' - 'Here they go.'

Alright, get out.

We're going through.

Aw!

We gotta get outta here.

♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw Been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Making their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system ♪

♪ Like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪

Yee-haw!

As stock cars go, General Lee is a county fair money.

The boys keep him that way with an occasional test run.

'Look out, Bo!'

Don't you just hate it when somebody runs right past you?

Specially when you don't even know you're racing.

Ooh!

Alright, you two. Huh! I caught you red-handed.

Don't try to snivel and grovel your way outta this either.

I am Mitch Henderson. This is Les Sloane.

We're private investigators from Tulsa.

Well, big deal!

I'm Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane. I'll still give you a ticket.

Oh, Rosco, hush your poo.

You say you two boys are private investigators, huh?

Yeah, that's right.

- Here's our card. - Oh.

Yeah, well. I'll just keep this for future reference.

Say, what are you two fellas investigatin'?

Our client's daughter is going on a round-the-world cruise.

And we are escorting her to the ship in Miami.

Oh! Well.

This is Miss Suzy Holmes.

- How do you do? - Hello, Miss Holmes.

How do you do?

Her father is C.J. Holmes.

C.J. Holmes? Oh, of Tulsa?

Of Holmes Oil, Holmes Airlines, Holmes minin', Holmes hotels

Holmes meat packing? The C.J. Holmes!

You got it!

Uh, uh, uh. He's got it.

Mister, you almost killed us back there.

I don't appreciate it at all.

Well, Bo, don't make no difference anyway

"cause I've given them a ticket right here.'

- When and if I say so. - Uh, when and if he says so.

Rosco, you ain't gonna give him a ticket?

Now, this ought to be fun.

You ought to take a page outta the Good Book.

Temper justice with understanding

and forgive these two gentlemen.

Good Book. I knew it wouldn't do no good, Bo.

Thanks, Boss.

It's like flogging a dead horse.

Can you believe that?

Let them get away, they don't let us get...

- No use wastin' our breath. - I guess not.

- Les! She's gone. - Gone?

'The Duke boys, they took the girl.'

- The Duke boys? - Who are they?

Them! The ones that just drove off.

Judas Priest on a pony.

Oh, never mind who is on a pony, jackass.

You fellas stay here. Get your car fixed.

And we'll go get and bring that girl back

quicker than a frog can swallow a june bug!

Maybe even quicker.

Watch it. Watch it.

Them Dukes boys got too much of a head start.

Call Enos, have him cut them off down the road.

I can't do that. I gave Enos a day off.

He's bass fishing.

What? Oh, call him anyhow.

I promise I'll let you go if you're too little. I promise.

'Enos, uh, this is your superior officer, Rosco P. Coltrane.'

'Uh, this is an emergency. Twelve, come back.'

Oh!

Enos, if you don't say, "Howdy, sheriff" in the next two seconds

'you're gonna be up to your hip boots in trouble, boy, come on.'

- Howdy, sheriff? - 'Enos!'

I'm hot on the tail of the Duke boys.

Now, I'm on Highway 126.

'You get over to Ridgeway Road and cut 'em off.'

'Is that an affirmative? Come back.'

Yes, sir! I'm coming.

Stay right there. I'll be right back.

Okay, then.

- Give me another apple, cousin. - Alright.

- We got company. - Hm?

Oh, who are you?

I'm... a hitchhiker.

We ain't much in habit of picking up strangers.

My name is Bo Duke. This here is my cousin, Luke.

Hi, I'm Suzy Holmes.

Ms. Suzy Holmes, we ain't strangers no more.

Why don't you make yourself more comfortable?

'How did you get in here?'

You runnin' away from somebody?

How did you know?

When we are running away from somebody

we always check over our shoulders, too.

My daddy.

Faster, faster, Rosco.

There's money we can make here.

- How do you know that, Boss? - Well, here's how.

A year ago, C.J. Holmes lost his little cocker spaniel.

Oh, well, it's a shame. I love puppies.

Yeah, well.

You know what he gave the boy who returned that dog to him?

No.

- 'I'll tell you.' - What?

- A genuine oil well. - 'An oil well?'

You rascal! You're kidding with me, aren't you?

Would I kid you about 100 barrels of black gold a day?

Oh, no.

And if C.J. Holmes gave an oil well

for the safe return of his little cocker spaniel

what do you reckon he'd give for the safe return

of his own flesh and blood daughter?

Ooh, ooh, I get it.

I love it. I love it.

Let's go get that reward.

No, ma'am, that ain't your father.

That's Rosco P. Coltrane himself.

Duke boys, stop... in the name of the law.

And Boss Hogg is with him?

Duke boys, I ain't playing anymore. Stop right there.

This is an order. Do you hear me? Stop!

Enos makes three.

'We busted no law, what do they want?'

Me. Please don't stop. I can explain.

Boss Hogg's after you, that's enough for us. Now, hang on.

Ah!

Aleman left and dosey doe.

Step on the gas and away we go.

Ya-hoo!

You okay, sheriff?

No thanks to you, you dipstick!

Mr. Hogg, you alright? Mr. Hogg, I'm afraid they got away.

Oh, I got me a sheriff, who can't find nothing

and a deputy who can't even find that.

No offense, Mr. Hogg. But I did catch some.

Ha-ha, look at that.

If it ain't a Duke, it don't count.

What does count is the sheriff and his deputy helping me

recover the Holmes girl and get my reward.

Daisy, I can't thank you enough for lending me the clothes.

I got a hunch Bo and Luke are gonna feel the same way.

- Come on. - Okay.

I'll tell you this much, if that is C.J. Holmes' daughter

in there, you can bet your bottom dollar that this farm

is going to be the first place that Rosco will look.

Not that you ain't welcome, dear.

Oh, you can say that again, Uncle Jesse.

Suzy, why are you runnin' from your pa?

Well, that's because of a very special fella I met in college.

His name is Fred.

He was studying agriculture, and we had absolutely nothing

in common, except that we fell in love.

That's havin' a lot in common.

My father forbid me to marry just a farmer

who wasn't good enough for me.

What does he mean, just a farmer?

I'll have you know the farmers is the back bone

of this U.S. of A nation, young lady.

My father doesn't always appreciate that, Mr. Duke.

Well, not many people do.

But, I'll tell you this much, it ain't just the postman

that delivers rain, sleet, or snow.

Us farmers do, too.

'There's a lot of people in this whole world'

'that ain't starving just because of'

just us farmers.

And us, without much thanks or money

in our pockets to show for it.

'You know, I kinda feel sorry for your daddy.'

With all of his millions, he can't make his daughter happy.

To my way of thinkin', that makes me

a lot richer than he is.

Oh, Rosco, what a walk. I'm worn down to the nub.

Now then..

If one cocker spaniel is worth one oil well

then, how many cockers is a lost daughter worth?

- Let's see, uh.. - Now, say... ten.

Ten.

So, ten cockers times ten oil wells

producing say a hundred barrels a day..

Eh, eh..

Say $25 a barrel..

Ya-hoo-he-he-he!

What does that come to, Boss?

This calculator don't go that high.

So, daddy decided to send me on a cruise

to think things over, as he put it.

Your father paid two thugs to take you

and put on that boat, whether you wanted to go or not.

- Yes. - Hello.

Yeah, oh, oh, sure, Myrtle, I'll tell her.

Uh, Suzy, it's Asheville. The line's clear now.

Fred?

Oh, I've been going out of my mind

waiting for you to get back.

Honey, I thought you'd be on that boat already.

No. And I am not going to get on that ship, ever!

Now, these here two city dude investigators

wanted to find Miss Holmes worse than Boss Hogg.

And not being short of ol' smarts

they come to the Hazzard phone company.

Oh, I can't tell you where the Duke boys went.

This is very important, miss. It's a matter of life and death.

Well, I'd love to help you, but Boss Hogg

who owns this here company, made company rule number two.

Well, that extra twenty just hit

on Boss Hogg's rule number two which is..

Never turn down cash on the barrel head.

Especially when your barrel's empty.

Those boys went to the Duke farm.

'And where is that?'

Out on Mill Pond Road.

And where would that be?

Well..

Hang a left at the next corner

and go 18 miles to Mill Pond Road.

- Got it? - Thank you.

- I'll get a car at the airport. - 'You can?'

I can do that. Man, you bet I can.

Oh, that's wonderful. Fred's flying to Colonial City.

He's gonna rent a car and pick me up here.

Excuse me a minute.

- What's his name? - Fred.

Hello, Fred. This here is Jesse Duke.

Oh, Mr. Duke. Oh, hi.

I don't think this farm is gonna be safe

for too much longer, so when you get into the airport

'come north on Highway 5, till you get to the county line.'

When you rent a car, make sure you get one

which has got a CB in it and keep tuned to channel 9.

'In case of a change in plan.'

Okay. I can't tell you how much I appreciate this, Mr. Duke.

Yeah, and with any luck, we'll have Suzy there to meet you.

- Can you put Suzy on? - Oh, yeah, yeah, here she is.

Thanks. Fred, did you get that?

- 'Yeah.' - Great.

I love you.

'I love you too, sweetheart.'

See you soon. Bye.

He said he can be there by 4 o'clock.

Then, it's settled!

We'll get you to that preacher in Chickamahani County.

And you'll be married.

And you'll be my maid of honor.

- Oh, yes! - Great!

And, and will you give the bride away?

Oh, I'll be glad to.

And you two... will you be Fred's best men?

- Sure. - Uh, that'll be yes, ma'am.

Well, if that don't be though.

I figured that when the whole family eloped

that Daisy would be the bride.

Nobody's gonna be the bride if these fellas are

who I think they are.

Take a look here.

They say the path of true love never runs smooth.

And these two ain't droppin' by to play no cupid.

What y'all think's gonna happen?

Alright, here's what we gotta do.

Daisy, you take Suzy in your car and hightail it out of here.

Oh-ho. Unless these guys are blind

ain't they gonna see 'em runnin' across the yard?

I know. I'm countin' on that.

They got more horsepower than you have

but you can outdrive them for a few minutes.

Then, you can make the switch at the old playgrounds.

Now, get out the back door.

- 10-4. - Good luck.

I sure hope this thing works.

'There she goes.'

We'll catch her in no time.

She suckered 'em in.

Look at her drive.

- Whoo! - You boys know what to do.

- Yes, sir. - Get goin'.

- Let's do it, Bo. - Alright.

I must've been crazy to think I could get away

from daddy's men.

Now, I've got your whole family in trouble.

Do you love Fred?

More than that.

Then, it's worth it.

Thank you.

They're gaining on us.

Not anymore.

Okay, now, when I get around these bushes up here

I'm gonna slow down and I want you to jump out

and run back, the boys are gonna meet you.

- Okay, Suzy. - Bye.

Alright, come on.

Here you go.

You all set?

- Where are we goin'? - Well, we...

We're heading to Sumner Farm. It's so far off the beaten track

even the bloodhounds can't find it.

We'll hide out there until it's time to meet Fred.

Okay, Suzy, climb out.

Aw, and here I thought you two big handsome hunks

were after me.

Now, this is the Sumner Farm.

Ol' Nate Sumner grows weird stuff, don't he?

Uh, this is Enos to Sheriff Coltrane.

'The General Lee's approaching Sumner Farm, sheriff.'

Oh, that's good news, good news, Enos.

They got that girl with 'em? Come back.

Yes, sir, the girl's with 'em, sheriff.

Listen, Enos, now, you just hold your position

and I'll come around and bag 'em

'cause we got 'em surrounded.

I'm gone.

Is, um, is that what they call a tumbleweed in these parts?

No, ma'am, that's what we call an Enos.

Hang a 180.

Shawnee Injun Cave ain't too far off.

Ooh!

Oooh!

'Enos, what are you doing?'

Ooh, you just-look at what I did here.

I done scuffed my vehicle again.

- Do I look alright, sheriff? - You look like a bush.

That's what I'm supposed to look like, sheriff, a bush.

Good thing there's just horses here.

Good thing there ain't no dogs.

Ha ha.

I wish I was a dog. I know when you just..

'Yes, sir. Anything you say, sir.'

Mr. Holmes.

Or his money says.

- Well, are we fired? - Not yet.

He's flying in, wants us to pick him up at the airport at 2:30.

I'm not picking anybody just so he can fire me.

Let him take a taxi.

I do that, he's liable to take it out of our pay.

Plus the tip. Come on.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

'Go around him, Bo.'

It's Rosco.

I got you Dukes this time. I got you!

Forget the Shawnee Injun Cave. Head over to Putnam's Creek.

'Fraid not, cousin. The bridge is out. I can't jump that.

Yeah, but that old barge might still be there.

You might get your boat ride after all.

Whoo!

'Sure looks like a nice day for a swim.'

That's what I like about you fellas.

Y'all don't lie.

We are going swimming, ain't we?

Looks that way, don't it?

Alright, freeze it right there.

'Bring that barge back here. Bring it back here now.'

'Now, I ain't foolin' with you.'

That's private property you're stealing.

Now friends, you're watching history.

The slowest chase ever recorded in Hazzard County.

'Now, you have the right to remain silent'

but if you give up that right...

- Rosco, I got an idea. - What?

If you write some music, we'll sing it for you.

Well, you..

Get your hands of me. Hush, Bo!

Rosco, this kidnapping charge is a joke.

I don't know why you're wasting your time.

I wasn't kidnapped. I asked them to help me.

She leaving 'cause she wants to marry the guy she loves.

Well, her daddy says he ain't good enough for her.

And that's good enough for me.

Because when C.J. Holmes talks

'people listen.'

- God bless you, sheriff. - Oh, now, Enos. Don't bless me.

Just go get me a cup of hot coffee

before I die the death of a june bug.

- How you want it, sheriff? - In a cup, you dipstick.

Yes, sir.

I'm going to go make a phone call.

So sorry about that. Just, ah, oh. Now, uh..

I've gotta have some, uh, vital statistics here for my report here.

The two detectives were on their way to the airport

when the modern wonder of science intervened.

Yeah, go ahead.

J.D. Hogg, here.

Say, Miss Suzy Holmes is in protective custody now

in the Hazzard County Sheriff's office

'and she's available for immediate pickup.'

Just as soon as you fellas have a little talk

with Mr. C.J. Holmes about my reward.

'We'll be there.'

They've got the girl

just in time to get us off the hook with Mr. Holmes. Let's go.

Now while the detectives were getting off the hook

L.B. had hooked on to the General

and fished him out for a quick overhaul.

50,000 barrels a day,

at least, times... uh..

Oh, it's going up with the OPC.

So maybe $30, $35.50 a barrel.

You know, Rosco. That sneeze might not be from a cold.

Maybe, you're allergic to something in this room.

There's nothing here in this room

that hasn't been here for 20 years.

Well, sure there is. Suzy's here and..

You know, Rosco, I bet you're allergic to her perfume.

Oh, I'm not allergic to her perfume.

Oh, sure you could be. There's one way to test.

Why don't you stand over there next to the door, Suzy?

- It's just ridiculous. - Just try it.

See, it doesn't-doesn't make any difference.

Look, it's because you ain't far enough away.

- Now, come on. Stand up. - Oh, what?

- You just back off here easy. - Oh, this is ridiculous.

You-you ought to feel better in a second.

Don't scuff my uniform. Now, get your hands..

You see, it doesn't make any difference whatsoever.

- Now, Rosco, you... - Ooh, whoo!

Whoa!

Whoop!

- Rosco! - I'm sorry.

Get outta here. Come on.

'What're you doing here? You should be watching the girl.'

I don't have to watch her.

She's in there with the Duk.. Oh, Boss, listen.

I can't. I can't go chasin' her if you're going to hang on me.

Alright, oh!

- Now, go get her! - I'm going.

Don't let 'em get away.

My reward!

Whoo-hoo! We got him all tied up.

Well, we still gotta keep her safe till 4:00.

Yeah.

Suzy, she's in that orange car.

Oh, don't you point your nozzle at me, you dipstick.

Get that out of there.

Hey.

Will you hush?

Listen, will you get out of there?

Hey, hey, you-you, listen.

Will you get that vehicle out of there? Get that out of there.

Hey. Hey, fella. Move that thing out of there.

Will you hush?

Hush!

Whoa!

Enos!

Enos, 'em Duke boys have escaped.

Now, get out on Highway 134 and cut 'em off.

Yes, sir.

'Move it!'

He's moving now. Come on, get in, let's go.

Boy, are you gonna look good, honey.

Daisy must have been expecting a call.

She left her window open.

'Daisy, this here's Luke. You read me?'

- 'Daisy, come back.' - I read you, Luke. What's up?

Alright, we got Suzy, but Rosco's hot on our tail.

Now, you remember that place we used to catch

the school bus? How fast can you be there?

By as fast as I did when we used to cut school. I'm on my way, cousin.

Ain't it amazing what some people do for real love?

Well, speakin' of love you might like to know

that good ol' Fred is getting closer and closer

to his meeting with Suzy, at the County Line.

And Suzy's daddy is rushing

to stop her from going anywhere with Fred.

Enos, this is Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.

Listen, get your butt over to Highway 126

'cause I got them Duke Boys by their tail.

'Is that an affirmative? Come back.'

Uh, yes, sir. You want me to get my butt over to Highway 126

and of course, you got Duke boys by their tail.

And that's an affirmative. Is that right, sheriff?

Enos, just hush.

- 'Just-just hush and do it.' - I'm done.

Not a sign of 'em up ahead.

Let's face it, we blew it again.

All we can do now is pick up Mr. Holmes at the airport

and take our medicine.

'Hey.'

Daisy, you gonna have to take the General and decoy Rosco.

- Okay. - We're gonna borrow your car.

My car? I just waxed it, Luke.

Well, don't worry about it. We'll be careful.

Yes, you will be careful, because one speck of dust

on this car and you two are in cold grits for a week.

Daisy, hurry up, please.

Listen, we promise. Now, Rosco's gonna catch us if you don't hurry.

I mean it.

One speck of dust.

Alright.

Rosco'll take that bait any harder he'd be munching under rod-n-reel.

Let's go hide out at L.B.'s garage.

- Come on. - You got it.

Now, the detective dudes went to the airport

to pick up the man with the hat, the hoss in charge.

The point is you spotted her, then you lost her again.

You're not using your heads.

Now, how many orange-colored cars with a confederate flag

painted on top, do you think there could be in Hazzard?

Check with the local garage.

The local idiot mechanic is bound to know who it belongs to.

Yes, sir, Mr. Holmes.

- We're on our way. - Yeah.

Daisy's gotta outfox two hounds instead of one.

And I guess that just about makes it a fair race.

Especially when you know how Daisy drives.

Daisy was doin' a good job of getting Rosco and Enos

off the General's tail.

Enos, this is the sheriff.

I'll take the right fork, and you take the left.

If that girl'd take her driving serious, why, she'd be a champ.

- Say, neighbor. - Hi.

Seen anything of an orange car

with a confederate flag painted on it?

Every day.

Belongs to them Duke boys. Ornery critters.

They got a mean streak in 'em, a mile wide.

Must run in the family.

'When did you see it last?'

Hmm, about two minutes ago.

Come screeching around the corner there

'and headed down towards the Hazzard drugstore.'

Bye, y'all.

Okay boys, they're gone.

Alright. Hey, Suzy, you alright? Come on, babe.

- Thanks. - Now, you stick here with L.B.

We'll be back in plenty of time for you to make your date with... Freddy.

Now, where are you going?

We're gonna go distract them two goons and your father

so they don't come back here.

- Alright. - Be careful.

- Take it easy, L.B. - Gimme my hat.

Sorry, Mr. Holmes. They're nowhere in sight.

- Willie? - Well, if it ain't Jesse Duke.

How you been, Jesse? I ain't seen you in a dog's age.

Well, that's a young dog 'cause you're just over at the house two weeks ago.

- Did he say Duke? - Yes, sir.

Isn't that the name of the boys that ran off with my Suzy?

It is.

Alright, gentlemen.

I think it's time we played the same game by the same rules.

Have I made myself clear?

This is shepherd. This is shepherd.

'Bo or Luke, you out there somewheres?'

We're here, Uncle Jesse. Come back.

Listen, I just saw them two private detectives in town.

- 'Is our little girl alright?' - Yeah, she's fine now.

'You didn't happen to notice which way them two were drifting?'

I think I know.

'Uncle Jesse, you there?'

Uncle Jesse, come back.

'Uncle Jesse, you alright?'

Alright, get out.

What you suppose is wrong?

'Uncle Jesse, you alright?'

Your uncle's real fine, boys.

Now, you listen to me, both of you.

Don't make any kind of a deal with them, Luke.

- Alright, what do you want? - A fair and square swap.

'Give us the girl, you can have your uncle back.'

We're gonna have to have some time.

We'll listen in on this channel again in exactly one hour.

'If we don't hear from you by then, you can blame yourselves'

'for whatever happens.'

Cousin, they got us over barrel.

They've got Uncle Jesse. We gotta get him back.

Fellas, you know Uncle Jesse is not gonna sit still

for a deal like that...

Bo, Luke, forget I ever came into your lives.

'I don't mind going back with them. Honest.'

Suzy, Uncle Jesse would have a fit if we gave in to your daddy and his friends.

That's for dang sure. Listen, Daisy.

Y'all hang in there at home base. Luke and me got us some serious talking to do.

You got it. 10-4, cousin.

It's gonna be alright, Suzy.

Alright, get in, pops.

Put that gun away, or pops will put it away for you.

Rosco and Enos.

Ooh, ooh, here they come.

"Come into my parlor," said the spider to the bee.

Sheriff, I think that's suppose to be a fly.

Hang on, cousin, we're going through.

You can't squeeze in through there.

- Here they come, sheriff. - Whip out your weapon.

- He's-he's still coming. - They're coming!

'Yee-haw!'

Enos, they're heading for the Kissing Cliff.

'Now, you head for Black Tar Road and try to cut 'em off.'

Yes, sir.

'Set course for Kissing Cliff, we ought to be able to lose them there.'

Well, Kissing Cliff. Now what?

Simple, we just double back on Old Tar Road.

'Slow down, you ain't gonna make it this way.'

'Well, I'm trying to. I can't. The accelerator's stuck.'

Luke, we can't make it. We gotta-we gotta get out of here.

Wonder what that'll do to the wax job.

Gyuh. Ooh.

Look.

You sure ain't got much respect for her wax job.

Daisy is just gonna kill you.

Me? What are you talkin' about?

Well, you could've at least tried to stop me.

Oh, not the way you drive. Come on.

What? Hey, wait!

'Come back here!'

They got my keys, and they got your car.

Why'd you leave the keys in your car for, huh?

You left 'em in yours, sheriff.

Oh, don't try to blame me.

Look at that. Just... freeze!

Mr. Duke... I have every right to prevent my daughter

from ruinin' her life.

You're wrong, Holmes.

You're the one that's ruinin' her life.

I'm afraid we disagree.

You know, Suzy and I care a lot more for each other

than your boys care about you..

Considering the circumstances.

Wrong again.

'I know them boys care about me.'

But what's more important, come hell or high water

them boys care about doing what's right.

You been so busy making money all your life

'you never learned that.'

I'll tell you somethin' else.

When it comes to you and your hoodlums here..

You're way out of them boys' league.

'Uh, this is Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.'

'Uh, Boss, you got your ears on? Come on.'

Yeah.

'Now, tell me.'

I take it that you already have got the Holmes girl

and the Duke boys in custody, over.

Uh, uh, not exactly, Boss. Come back.

Listen, you dodo.

'If I don't give Mr. C.J. Holmes back his daughter'

I'm gonna make youpay what I lost.

'And I don't take IOUs'

'from unemployed sheriffs, got that?'

'Uh, we're burnin' rubber. Over and out.'

'Faster! Will you..'

Will you get faster..

Now, get those things..

Will you just..

'It's a pretty day, sheriff.'

Just hurry it up here.

I'll arrest you for..

Faster!

I hope there's no manure in there. I hate that.

Suzy, look, you're just plain outvoted.

Now, we ain't gonna bring you to your father, we promised you

Freddy, and that's just what you're gonna get.

- Alright? - Okay.

Alright.

I sure hope Freddy's monitoring channel 9 like he's supposed to.

Les, this here is Luke Duke. Got your ears on?

Yeah, go ahead.

Alright, here's the deal.

Now, we're gonna agree to the swap.

'Uncle Jesse for Suzy. But to keep it all on the up and up'

'we wanna do it out in the open.'

'In the middle of Crystal Lake Bridge.'

'Now, in case, Uncle Jesse's not particularly inclined'

'to show you the place, you can find it'

'on any county road map.'

Alright, be there at 3:45.

- 'Alright?' - You got it.

Exactly 3:45, at Crystal Lake Bridge.

'And no tricks.'

Alright.

Rosco, Enos

we got ourselves here a sure thing daily double.

The reward for the Holmes girl and the Duke boys

behind bars for kidnapping.

Let's go nail 'em!

Gimme my hat. Gimme my hat.

- There you go. - Oh.

There you go.

Enos, after me, you loser.

Well, Mr. Duke..

It appears we know those boys of yours

a lot better than you do.

Don't y'all blink an eye now.

You're gonna miss the best part.

Dang fools.

I'd have let you fellas rot before I'd a-give in to you.

Wish us luck, L.B. Come on.

Get 'em, boys.

Better wait here, Mr. Holmes.

Well, you two are somethin' else.

They had us, Uncle Jesse. We did all we could.

Oh, horse feathers.

- Bye, Suzy dear. - Oh, bye-bye.

'Okay, Suzy, let's go.'

Your father's mad enough as it is.

Thanks.

Thank you for everything.

Welcome.

Suzy!

I'm sorry, I can't go through with it..

- Wait a minute, we made a deal. - I got 'em. Alright.

Take the girl and get out of here.

Here's mud in your eye.

Whoo-hoo!

Come on!

Come on! Ya-ha-hoo!

I just knew you..

- Here they come. - And here they go.

After 'em, Rosco!

I just seen the Holmes girl and my new fortune flash by.

You can start blinkin' now.

'Cause Hazzard County ain't seen a chase like this

since the Dukes helped old Cale Yarboro get away

from Boss Hogg and Rosco.

'They're gaining on us.'

The old water tower.

'I hope there's water left in it.'

I guess it's still got water in it.

- Here we go! - Yaa-hoo!

Whoa, whoa.

- Oh! Oh! Oh! - Oh. Oh.

That was.. That was thrillin'.

Boy, it's a good thing I was drivin', Boss.

I mean, if Enos here had been driving

we could've really been hurt.

Speak for yourself, dodo.

Oh, I'm sorry about your cigar there.

I think it's scuff-scuffed a little bit.

- Now, I'll scuff you! - It's Enos!

Gentlemen, now, I understand

why she didn't wanna ride with ya.

When they told Daisy about her car

she took it pretty good.

Get over here!

Boss took losing them oil wells with his usual grace.

Oh. Oh..

It's gonna get.. It's alright.

It's gonna be alright.

- Enos! - Ow! Oh! Oh!

And the very next day, Suzy and Fred

got themselves all hitched up.

Just like the Dukes planned.

With all of C.J Holmes' money and power

he couldn't stop mother nature.

Besides that, he figured if Fred was man enough

to whoop him and his two bodyguards..

Then, he should be good enough for Suzy.

For you.

No, oh!

Daisy gets herself a bridesmaid's gift

a car named Dixie.

And like a lot of folks in Hazzard

Suzy and Fred lived happily ever after.

And all because of the Dukes of Hazzard.