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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪

Yee-haw!

There's an old country sayin', "Expect the unexpected."

And it sure does fit when you enter Hazzard County.

Y'all see what I mean?

Dah!

Well, that's handy.

Maybe too handy.

Now, y'all have all heard of nightclub strippers.

Well, now these are Hazzard strippers.

And friends and neighbors, they got some kinda moves.

Strip cleanin' a starving houndstooth.

Now how about that for a doozy of a new racket?

They shoot out a feller's radiator

pluck his car clean as a naked chicken

and take off cross-country in jeeps

so they don't leave no tracks.

Shows lots of country smarts, don't it?

Ooh, wee, would you look at that!

Them dang car strippers are at it again.

Well, I guess I better get these catfish on ice

and go tell the sheriff.

Hey, stop!

Hey, bring back the rest of my car!

Hey!

Now guess who's gonna be accused of car strippin'?

And I bet you already had it figured out.

Meanwhile, Bo and Luke were headed out

to do a little hunting.

Boar or bear?

And suddenly, they sighted bigger game.

Well, they's a whole lot prettier anyhow.

Breaker, breaker, sweet things. Y'all got ears on? Come back.

You're coming in loud and proud, country boys.

Hey, listen, y'all. Y'all wanna join us for a pit stop?

Can't right now, wolf man.

But we're loose as a goose for lunch.

Well, alright, I tell you what.

We'll go out and pick up the groceries, come back.

As soon as we deliver and unload, we'll give you a shout.

What's your handles?

You got Bo and Luke on this end. Who we got out there? Come back.

Francee and Floralee here.

'Ten-four, good buddies.'

Ten-four, little sweet things.

Ya-hoo!

Don't you just love CB talk?

During all this, Sheriff Rosco was not patrollin' Hazzard..

As usual, 'cause he had gone to take a refresher course..

At the police academy in Atlanta.

Which meant Boss Hogg needed another gopher

who was devious and underhanded and low-down.

Somebody that'd go for anything.

Nephew Hughie Hogg.

And so, I, J.D. Hogg, county commissioner

town alderman, village supervisor

and justice of the peace, do hereby swear in you

Hughie Hogg, as temporary actin' sheriff of Hazzard County.

Congratulations, my boy!

You know, Uncle Boss, you once told me

never trust a man that had sweaty palms.

Mr. J.D. Hogg, Mr. Hughie Hogg, the Hoggs of Hazzard

meet Mr. Benswingin from Louisville.

- That... - W.B. Benswanger.

- Mr. Benswanger, how do you do? - How do you do?

That car stripping gang just flat car stripped his car.

Ain't that a shame?

You know, we've been tryin' to catch them dirty crooks

but just can't do it.

Because nobody's ever seen 'em doing their dirty work.

Well, I did!

At least, one of them.

He was a white-haired old geezer

who wore dirty overalls, and a red hunting cap..

And driving a pickup truck?

Driving a pick..

Matter of fact, he looked a little bit like..

That's him. That's him. That's him. I'm telling you, it's him.

Wait a minute, you mean Jesse stripped your car?

'I'm telling you that's the one!'

I just stopped by to take a look-see at that car.

As a matter of fact, I'm right here now to report it.

Uh, oh, Mr. Benswanger, uh

I wonder if you'd mind staying a little while here in Hazzard

and testify to everything that you've seen.

I certainly will.

Hughie, here's your first job at sheriffin'.

Jesse, we're gonna have to take you and lock you in the jail

because you're in big trouble now.

You're gonna lock me up?

- Hughie, take him away. - Why..

Come on, Jesse. Let's go. Come on, buddy. Come on.

Why, you crazy old coot!

Luke and Bo, you out there, good buddies?

You got us, honey.

We're over here at Nidecker's Egg Farm

and we are ready.

That makes four, sweetheart. We're on our way.

Whoo!

'Or better still, how about a public defender?'

J.D., you and me have been friends and-and enemies

for the last 40 years.

Now, deep down in that, that-that-that viper's nest

you call a heart, do you think for one minute

that I'd stoop to thievin'?

Hold on, Jesse, you was just caught red-handed.

J.D., you pompous butterball!

There's been two dozen cars stripped around here

in as many days.

Now, do you believe for one minute..

That one man could do all that?

You're right. I agree.

You had to have accomplices.

So I'm just gonna issue a warrant for the arrest

of your entire Duke gang.

Bo, Luke, and Daisy.

Thanks for the tip.

J.D., you bowl of marshmallow, you-you..

Now, meanwhile, that motorist feller had gone to Cooter

to get his car put back together.

Lookie who's sellin' him parts instead of stayin' home

makin' babies and biscuits.

Well, that'll do it.

It sure is something, y'all having everything

I needed to put this old boy's Humpty Dumpty together again.

Well, we pride ourselves in our inventory.

I'll be in the truck.

Yeah, yeah, some vacation.

Bye, now.

Hey, hey, hey!

Whoo!

Hello, sugarplums!

That man just smells money.

- 'Hi, Boss.' - Oh, no names, please.

Remember, no one must know that I'm involved with you all.

Not even my temporary actin' sheriff, my own nephew.

Now then, how're we doin', my little angels?

Well, you're doing fine, but we're not.

Look, Hogg, this was our idea.

We're doing all the work and you're getting 50% of the take.

Cheer up, honey-pie.

Your latest victim has thrown the blame

on one of our locals, Jesse Duke.

The old coot is sitting in the hoosegow this very minute.

And now, I'm gonna pin the rap on the entire Duke family.

- Bye. - Oh, wait a minute.

That ain't gonna put more money in our pockets.

Patience, my pet.

Listen, one day, when I turn this scheme of mine

into a national operation, each and every one of you gals

is gonna have her own personal car strippin' franchise.

Oh, it's great. It's real good.

Holy! It's more of them car-strippin' Dukes.

Hot dang! If I get 'em

Boss will make me permanent temporary acting sheriff. Ha ha!

Oh, Lord, it's the law.

Y'all girls only got a little time for lunch.

I'll be danged if we spend it fooling with the sheriff.

- Take off, Bo. - Yeah.

Enos, them Duke boys are coming your way.

'Do ya see 'em?'

Possum on a gum bush, there they are.

Forget the possum, it's them Dukes I want.

- Grab 'em! - Yes, sir!

- Whoa! - Whoo!

- Sorry about that y'all. - This must be the place.

Here you go. Let me help you, honey.

Got it.

You sure this is a good place to have lunch?

Oh, sure, all the truck drivers eat here, honest injun.

Uh, what he said. Let's-let's go.

And so, while the boys were hopin' to get some action

another kind of action was taking place not too far away.

Let's go.

Come on, girls, hurry up.

'Breaker, breaker, this here is Trucker Tom.'

'Attention, good buddies, slow down to the double nickel'

"cause the bears are all crawlin'.'

Excuse me. That road racket's got no place at a picnic.

But we gotta keep our ears on, honey.

Those eggs they load on our rig are perishable

and when it's a ready-teddy, we gotta roll.

Well, suit yourself.

'Temporary actin' sheriff callin' Enos.'

'Temporary acting sheriff, Hughie Hogg, callin' Enos.'

'This here is Enos, sheriff. Come in.'

'Enos, I want you to get on back to town and send out an APB.'

'I want all them car-strippin' Dukes in jail with Uncle Jesse.'

- 'I'm on my way, sheriff.' - What?

Excuse me.

Where ya goin'?

- They got Uncle Jesse. - They got him in jail. Here.

- Come on. - But fellas...

We ain't got time. Now go, come on.

They're gonna pin that car-stripping stuff on us.

I can understand us, but Uncle Jesse?

Me neither.

And guess what?

- As naked as a jaybird. - 'Well, I'll be danged!'

Well, the General's mortally wounded

Uncle Jesse is in jail

and the boys are fugitives from the law.

Folks, it looks like the tornado has done

hit the sheep dip.

Hughie, get your butt up here right now!

Do you hear me?

Yeah, here I am, Uncle Boss. Right here, what do you need?

Hughie, it ain't the sheriff's job to set rewards.

His job is to catch crooks.

So I'm warnin' you, if anybody should turn up

to claim this $500 reward

it'll be the sheriff who pays out of his own pocket.

- I never heard that before. - Sure you did. I just said it.

Well, Uncle Boss, I just got sworn in.

I couldn't possibly afford that kind of money right now.

You will, when you get Sherriff Rosco's regular cut

like I promised, and you'll get it, you can trust me.

Yeah.

Now then, meanwhile

I want you to go and catch them Dukes all by yourself.

And if you do, you'll just save yourself $500.

So long. Get movin'.

Yeah, well, no doubt about it, Uncle Boss.

Sounds like the opportunity of a lifetime. Mm-hmm.

Uncle Jesse, hey.

What are you boys doin' here?

'Don't you know they're lookin' for you two? Now, get!'

Listen, Uncle Jesse, we ain't goin' nowhere without you.

Soon as we figure a way to bust you outta here.

You can just stop figurin', 'cause I ain't goin' no place.

I'm stayin' right here.

But, Uncle Jesse, Boss Hogg's got you in here illegal.

Well, me bustin' outta here

doesn't make it any less illegal.

Now, listen, just because we are dealin'

with a low-down dirty skunk like J.D. Hogg

doesn't mean we have to lower ourselves to acting like one.

- Uncle Jesse, there... - Get now! That's an order.

- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.

Ol' Cooter had done taken it on hisself

to show how good ol' boys had got their name

helpin' out a friend.

The General looks kinda peaked, don't he?

Y'all, if we could just get some parts for General Lee

maybe we'd find out who framed Uncle Jesse.

Yeah, I'll tell you that new Dixie auto part store

well, they got the inven..

The inventory.

That store opened up about the same time

this rash of car stripping started, didn't it?

Yeah, about a month ago.

Y'all think them pretty Phillies got something to do with it?

Possible straight. Possible flush.

Bo, we owe to it ourselves to take a little trip into town.

- Yay, we're gone. - I'm goin'.

What?

And there'll be no arguments, fellas

because I'm already mad enough to spit.

She's goin'.

- Cooter, can we borrow your.. - Pickup? Keys are in it.

- Thanks a lot, buddy. - See you, Cooter.

- Hey, y'all. - Yeah?

- You be careful. - Ain't we always?

Here comes the truck, Enos.

Well, that's just Cooter.

Cooter, my foot! It's them Dukes.

I got $500 ridin' on this, Enos. Get, come on.

Hit it! Go now, boy!

Yeah, we're gonna get 'em for stealing an entire

whole and unstripped vehicle.

Come here. Go!

Come on.

Dang that Hughie. He's everywhere.

Okay, now, Enos, I got 'em. Move over.

Come on, move out of the way now.

They're all mine now, Enos. Now, back off.

Back off!

Hey, Bo, here, take a look at this.

- What? - Straight off the General.

Trouble.

Bet they're running a fence for them car strippers here.

Let's see if we can find any other General parts.

- Here's the.. - Put it in here.

'Look at this. Half the General's in this place.'

'If this keeps up, Boss will have parts of every car around.'

'He'll have all the pieces before he's through.'

Give me that.

Alright, hero. That's enough!

You look nice, blondie.

Uh, uh, why don't you girls just put down that artillery?

- Button up, you. - What're we gonna do with them?

I don't know, but right now we're gonna tie 'em up.

- Oh, no way, lady. - Blondie.

I'd hate to damage that beautiful body.

- Ow! - Ow!

You shouldn't play with guns, honey.

Come on! Angela, move it!

Come on. Step on it, Sally.

Hurry.

Duck, Dukes!

Daisy, I don't think she's playin' with that gun.

Seems a little strange. Never had no girls shoot at me before.

Generally, it's the girl's father who's shootin' at you.

How cute.

- Keep goin', Bo. - Can't you go any faster, Bo?

Daisy, I got the dang thing floored.

Well, I have to do somethin'. Keep rollin'.

Listen, you be careful, Luke.

He should stay a little lower than that.

'Stay low, Luke!'

If I stay any lower, I'll be a lane marker.

Jackpot!

That did it, Luke. Good goin'!

Yoo!

- Alright! - Yaa-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

Alright!

Well, they played rough. Wonder who's behind it all.

I ain't got no idea.

Well, the sign in front of the store says

Dixie Auto Supply Incorporated, so their incorporation papers

ought to be on file down at city hall.

Dang, why didn't I think of that? Let's get outta here.

Yeah.

- Oh! Hmm! - I just..

What are you gals doin' here?

I told you not to come to this office.

Oh! What if somebody saw ya? Now, what is it?

- You know what just happened? - No.

The Dukes just ripped off our auto part store.

- Yeah. - They did?

Is nothin' sacred?

A man can't make a dollar these days and expect to keep it.

- We chased them. They got away. - They did, huh?

Look, Hogg, things are startin' to get pretty rough.

They sure are. You have no idea.

- Oh, I do. - Uncle Boss, I... uh-oh.

I'm sorry, Uncle Boss, I didn't realize that you had visitors.

- You didn't, huh? - No.

Well, how dare you come barging in here? Like a bull in heat.

Ladies, I'm gonna take care of everything.

Glad you told me about it. Why don't you just go now?

Because everything will be taken care of later.

And we'll get in touch. You hear me now?

See you later. We got a lot to talk about..

Partner.

Hughie, where you been?

The Duke gang, they just ripped off

these poor ladies' auto part store.

Mm-hmm. Didn't I hear one of them pretty little ladies

call you partner, Uncle Boss?

Partner? Oh, yeah, she's from Texas.

Down there, they call everybody partner. Don't they?

Uh, you wouldn't be holdin' out on me now, Uncle Boss?

Hughie!

Would I dare to double-cross my own flesh and blood?

- Well, I don't know. - Bite your tongue!

Why, I can't.

So you just get out there and nail them Duke boys.

- You hear me? - Alright.

Phew! I earn every dirty dollar I make.

'Temporary acting Hughie, I can't find the Dukes.

'I just can't believe they'd do that.'

I don't care, Enos. Check the Duke farm again.

'Those boys must be hidin' some place.'

'Now, get out there and find them Duke boys'

'and Daisy Duke, too.'

Even if you'd rather find possum on a gum bush.

'Yes, sir, sheriff, I'll do it.'

- Hey, Hughie! - Hi.

- Bo Duke, you're under arrest. - Bye.

- Come on, Hughie. Whoo-hoo! - Stop, thief!

I will tell my Uncle Boss about you.

Come here, you criminal!

Here, it is.

Dixie Auto Supply Incorporated was registered

by the Blue Ridge Catfish Company.

That don't tell us much.

Ah, now, that company belongs to National Pinballs Limited

which is owned by... Instant Grits Incorporated

which in turn is owned by... guess who?

Boss Hogg?

The J.D. Hogg Investment Corporation.

Come on, Hughie!

What's the matter, can't you run faster than that?

- Come here. - I'm coming. Whoo-hoo!

Excuse me.

Come on, Hughie.

Hughie?

Hughie, you alright? I didn't mean...

Yeah, I'm alright. I got you, don't I?

I played possum, and now I got you.

Aah! Where am I?

Wait! I order you to freeze!

It's a plot, isn't it? Conspiracy against me.

You're-you're both in on it. I..

Uncle Boss is gonna kill me. Gotta get them Dukes.

Them Dukes!

Now, hang on, ain't nobody died.

The Dukes have just solved part one of their mystery

Who's doin' it to 'em?

And the fun starts now

'cause we got a little shuck and jive cookin'

with Cooter and Daisy drivin' the bait

that undertaker's limousine.

Jesse, you know, uh, Uncle Boss and I are..

Real, real close.

You don't think he'd ever double-cross

anybody that close, do you? Like kin?

J.D. double-cross kin?

Heh! Why, he's one of our most outstandin' citizens.

He's a pillar of our community

and he's your dear beloved uncle.

Why, you could trust J.D. just like you trust yourself.

Right, right..

Okay, Jesse, well, just enjoy your meal.

Bo, Luke, it looks like our little idea

isn't gonna work out.

Cousins, we got ourselves a problem.

The radiator just upped and blew on us.

- Let me see that thing. - Yeah.

We got a big problem, brothers. We've just been shot.

Pull her over.

Oh, I'm sorry about this, honey pie.

It's okay, sugar.

Uh, you don't mind, cupcakes?

I don't mind, cream pie.

'I knew I should've thrown away that lemon.'

- 'You're so wise..' - Look at that.

Honey pie, you're just divine, melon, you.

This is the first time I've ever seen a pair of female strippers

take off a set of wheels.

This here is Luke Duke callin' Hughie Hogg, come on in.

'Hughie, come back.'

'Callin' actin' sheriff, Hughie Hogg.'

You got your ears on?

Dang it!

Well, Hughie is turning out to be Hazzard County's

type of sheriff, alright.

Never there when you need him.

That's why we don't never find them things on the road

'cause they don't use the road.

I'll be a suck egg mule.

Listen, y'all, we best go get 'em ourselves, come on.

- I got shotgun. - You always get shotgun.

Hold it. In my car, I drive.

Yes, ma'am.

Get your boa out of the door.

'Whoo-hoo-hoo!'

Daisy, look out for that cliff. Daisy!

I don't know about y'all, but I just swallowed my gum.

- Hey, Bo? - Yeah, Cooter?

- Next time, you got shotgun. - Thanks a lot, Cooter.

This ain't exactly the time for humor. Daisy, take it easy.

Yeah, yeah, real easy.

They're gettin' away.

- Hey, y'all, there they go. - You alright there, Cooter?

Yeah.

Phew!

Got any more big ideas?

Well, believe it or not, that four-wheel excitement

back there set me thinkin'.

Cooter, how's the General comin' along?

Oh, good as new. Good as new.

Now, this may sound crazier than usual, but picture if you will.

The General as a four wheeler.

That way we'll be able to go anywhere them jeeps can go.

Exactly.

I could put some expanders and air shocks in the back.

- You can do that? - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

We're gonna have to get it back to the garage.

Well, alright, y'all, now listen.

Y'all take the General Lee to the garage.

I'll follow these tracks, see if I can find somethin' out.

Alright, take care of yourself, cousin.

That blonde charm ain't worth a bucket of spit against a .38.

Well, I'll die with a smile on my face.

- So long. - Take care.

- You too. - You too, yeah.

- He's a crazy one. - Yeah.

Well, I hope nobody sees me uptown with this monkey suit on.

So, while Luke, Daisy, and Cooter was working to turn

the General into a high-steppin' mountain goat..

Old Jesse was pacin' in his cell

gettin' itchier than a hound dog in a flea circus.

And Bo searched for the hideout

of them unladylike females.

And he was one pooped Duke, and about to give up

when suddenly, he heard somethin'

that definitely wasn't a jaybird cacklin'.

Stop! Oh, I can't stay under this!

Oh, God! Stop, stop, stop! I'm freezin'.

'Sally, hand me a towel. I'm freezin'!'

'Come on. Stop it. Oh, Lord!'

What's a, uh, nice girl like you doin' in a place like this?

Move it.

- You first? - Move!

Yes, ma'am.

- Are you kiddin' me? - Oh, look at you.

Hey, Carla.

Look here, we got ourselves a peeper.

Well, hey.

Bo Duke. Well, I'll be darned!

I think one of your eyes is bluer than the other.

Oh, yeah? It gets that way when it sees something it wants.

Tie him up, girls, on my jeep.

How come your jeep?

It's always your jeep.

Don't argue about me, we'll do it in alphabetical order.

- We'll start with A... - 'Shut up, blondie.'

Just do what I said.

Sally and me's got a little visit to make.

Looks like ol' Bo's fatal charm is fading

faster than a dime lightnin' bug.

Hughie, I don't wanna hear no more of your puny excuses.

But Uncle Boss...

I want 'em car-stripping Dukes behind bars, you hear?

- But I'm trying... - Oh, but, but, but!

If you don't catch them, you're gonna be out on your butt.

- Don't move. - What in holy hen is going on?

Sheriff, give me that gun.

What do you mean coming here like this?

Partner, the partnership is over.

We're tired of gettin' the short end of the stick.

Tubby, we want all the car-strippin' money.

- Right now. - 'Shame on you, Uncle Boss.'

Well, I should have known with those sweaty palms of yours.

Hughie, will you shut up? I got enough troubles.

They're double-crossin' me.

Alright, Hogg, open up the safe.

- Move. - Yeah, yeah.

Alright, alright, alright, alright.

You ain't gonna get away with this though, you know.

I'll track you down, wherever you go.

Out of the way.

And that ain't no car-strippin' money in there.

Some of it belongs to the orphanage fund.

'And the rest is from the old age home.'

Some of it's supposed to go to various local charities

that I'd been saving for for a long time.

- Cleaned out. - Good.

And nobody get any bright ideas with that phone, you hear?

Hughie, Hughie, come on. Take your gun, go after 'em.

Hmm. No, not interested, Uncle Boss.

Oh! Hughie, come on, take the gun and go catch 'em.

- They took all my money. - After what you've done to me?

Alright, alright, I'll give you a full cut.

Seventy-thirty.

I don't think I'm interested, it's a little low.

- Sixty-forty. - Mm-mm, no.

Fifty-fifty!

Sold to the man in the white suit and the sweaty palms.

- Yeah, alright, come on. - Let's go.

- I just love upholding the law. - Yeah, let's go.

Relax, marines have landed.

Whoo! The General Lee sure is ridin' high.

Come on, hop in here, honey.

- Come on. Hit it! - Alright. Alright, alright.

- Dah! - Uh-oh.

Stripped!

Stripped cleaner than a possum's belly, Uncle Boss.

Come on, we'll use my car.

Dah!

- Whoa! - My car's stripped too.

Hughie, Hughie, is there no decency left in this world?

No justice?

A man, namely, me

claws, bites, and corkscrews his way to the top

and when he gets there, what happens?

Everybody's onto him?

Looks like you got car trouble.

Oh, no kiddin'.

Them car-stripping thieves stole Uncle Boss's money.

And took off for the hills.

Sounds to me like you need some sort of off-road vehicle.

Oh, we sure do.

Uh, say, would you mind using this car to help us

catch them thieves?

- I'd say that all depends. - On what?

You release Uncle Jesse and drop all the charges against him.

- And us. - What she said.

- You got it. - You hush.

I'll say who drops what against whom and when.

You got it.

Plus, you reimburse everybody involved with this thing

besides payin' the garage charges we owe Cooter.

Are you outta your everlovin' mind?

And you pay us a $500 reward for nabbin' 'em girls.

Go on.

Boss, every second you waste

your money's flyin' further away.

You're killin' me, but you got it!

Oh, Enos, Enos, let's go catch them car-strippin' thieves.

Come on.

Get that wreck out of the way.

I'll hop in the back, Cooter.

Come on back!

What about Mr. Wonderful here?

He's comin' with us.

Maybe we'll find out if blondes really are more fun.

They are, sweetheart, they are.

And if you'd just untie me, I'd show you.

Come on, let's roll.

- Can we talk about this? - We'll talk later, sugar.

Come on, y'all, follow me. Hurry up.

Keep it movin'.

Alright now, keep your eyes open for some trail of dust kicked up

by one of them four-wheelers.

I'm so worried about Bo.

Ah, he's a Duke, he's got at least twelve lives.

Watch for dust.

Look! Over there.

This here's the Hunters talkin' to the Chief Forked Tongue.

We got them bandits in sight.

'It looks like they're circling South on Highway 40.'

They got Bo.

He's all tied up like a roped steer goin' to market.

Yee-haw! Here comes Luke in the General.

- We'll lose 'em. - Oh, yeah?

This here's the Hunters comin' at ya.

They're changin' direction and headin' towards Route 22.

Stop! Stop! Turn around, dipstick.

You're letting them get away!

Hurry up. Hurry up. My money, my money!

Yeah! That's one, two to go.

Alright, here's another direction correction.

They're headin' southeast towards Highway 40.

We got 'em.

Yee-haw!

Strike two! One more, Luke.

Dang! There goes plan A.

Give me the key.

Come on, I'm just tryin' to..

Would you give me that?

No! Look!

- Would you just.. - 'Bo, there's a cliff ahead.'

'Bail out!'

Oh, gosh! Sorry, darlin'.

Well, Jesse, I guess this is your lucky day.

Hughie, you're a man of great precept.

Uncle Jesse was sprung from jail..

The law abidin' way.

Whoo!

Alright.

Well, you've come home.

- Uncle Jesse. - There's my girl.

- Are you okay? - I'm fine, just fine.

Come along, little doggies.

My money.

Uh, excuse me, Boss, I think you owe some of that to Daisy.

- Huh? Wha.. - Damages on the car.

Daisy collected for the repairs on her jeep.

Well, thank you, Boss.

Cooter got his money for fixin' General Lee.

Read 'em and weep, Boss. Read 'em and weep.

And even Mr. Benswanger, he had got what he had lost.

'Mr. Benswanger.'

And the boys got their $500 reward.

Now, that really hit Boss where he lives.

Here you go. Take it.

Thank you. Ha ha!

- Let's get outta here. - Alright, let's go.

Hee-ya-hoo!

Woo-hoo!

So if you're ever passin' through Hazzard County

y'all just remember that old country sayin'

and expect the unexpected.

'Them Dukes, them Dukes!'