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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you've never saw been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em but the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪

You know one nice thing about drivin' anywhere

in Hazzard County.

You're always sure to run into somebody you know.

They almost did.

That's B.B. Davenport. Cooter's cousin.

- Yee-hoo! - Yahoo!

Now, what that means in Hazzard County

is, "Ya'll wanna race?"

Alright. Alright.

Come on, General. Get it up.

Hey, why don't you let him win just this one time?

Oh, you sure are generous when I'm drivin'.

- Yeah? - Alright.

Haa-ha ha!

Hey, good buddies.

Ya'll owe me a beer. Don't you come back?

That's a big 10-4, big B.B.

Listen, tell Daisy to put it on our tab, alright?

We promised Granny Annie, we'd go over and do all

the roofin' for her today, we're gone.

Granny Annie Cargill.

The Grandma Moses of Hazzard County.

Been selling her stuff at the same spot

for over 40 years.

She's been havin' a goin'-out-of-business sale

for 30 of 'em.

Uh, slippery rung. Yeah.

- Granny. Good as new. - Yeah.

Well, I've never seen nobody like you two.

So interested in my flowers.

Oh, uh, they bloomed up extra pretty this year.

Holly Mae sure did bloom up pretty too, didn't she?

Well, now, you just back off.

'Cause she ain't ripe for pickin', yet.

Now, here you go.

Oh, no. We can't take nothing for this.

- We-we're just helpin' out. - Yeah.

I don't take charity.

Now, here you go. There. Now, scat.

Oh, and, uh, give your Uncle Jesse

a special howdy for me.

Alrighty.

He's a good-lookin' man.

I don't know what possessed me lettin' him get by me.

Huh. Yes, ma'am.

- We'll see you later. - Yeah.

- 'Much obliged.' - 'Yeah.'

Thank you.

- Take care now. - Alright. Bye.

Buh-bye.

- It's not funny, Luke. - I don't think it's funny.

♪ Give me that old time lovin' ♪

♪ Like we was in love again-in ♪

♪ Yes that old time lovin' ♪

♪ Make it never ending ♪

♪ Give me that old time good time lovin' we once knew ♪

♪ I want that old time love again with you ♪♪

Hey, Ellen.

You know, that sounds like the Oak Ridge Boys.

Ah, must be the jukebox.

Don't sound like no jukebox to me.

C'mon.

♪ Little house, no one cared ♪

♪ There were good times to be shared ♪

♪ Even though the house just had three rooms ♪

♪ And there was hardly a whole night ♪

♪ That we slept through ♪

♪ How I want that old time love again with you ♪

♪ Give me that old time lovin' ♪

♪ Like we was in love again-in ♪

♪ Yes that old time lovin' ♪

♪ Make it never ending ♪

♪ Give me that old time good time lovin' we once knew ♪

♪ I want that old time love again with you ♪

♪ Times were hard but we had fun ♪

♪ When the old car wouldn't run ♪

♪ We thought of better things to do ♪

♪ Love was sweet love was ripe ♪

♪ Let's bring it back tonight ♪

♪ Let's make that old time lovin' feel brand new ♪

♪ It's the only kind of lovin' that will do ♪

♪ How I want that old time love again with you ♪

♪ Give me that old time lovin' ♪

♪ Like we was in love again-in ♪

♪ Yes that old time lovin' ♪

♪ Make it never ending ♪

♪ Give me that old time good time lovin' we once knew ♪

♪ I want that old time love again with you ♪

♪ Give me that old time lovin' ♪

♪ Like we was in love again-in ♪

♪ Yes that old time lovin' ♪

♪ Make it never ending ♪

♪ Give me that old time good time lovin' we once knew ♪

♪ I want that old time love again with you ♪

Yee-haw!

♪ Give me that old time lovin' ♪

♪ Like we was in love again-in ♪

Yee-hoo!

♪ Yes that old time lovin' ♪

♪ Make it never ending ♪

♪ Give me that old time good time lovin' we once knew ♪

♪ I want that old time love again with you ♪

Yeah!

Alright!

Hey, hey. Hey, listen, ya'll were terrific, man.

Well, if you wanna thank somebody, thank that sheriff.

- Sheriff Rosco? - Yeah.

He caught us in a speed trap.

He asked us to spend a night in jail or do this gig here.

And I'll tell you what, he drives a hard bargain too.

Guys, let's go to Nashville. C'mon.

Thanks a lot for coming, ya'll.

Thanks to Granny Annie, beer is on the Duke boys.

You know what? This fives can cover your tab here.

Well, Luke, I guess we ain't got no choice.

- Drinks are still on us. - Ha! There you go.

- There you go. - Make 'em big and cold.

Alright! Yeah, give me a frosted glass, will you?

- Thank you, Daisy. - Yeah.

Now, here's where we start getting into the nitty-gritty

of this here story.

You watch Rosco if you don't believe me.

- Hey, sheriff. - Mm?

Come here. Take a look at this.

Rosco, this fake $5 bill don't mean piddly-doo to me.

Hmm.

What I want are the engraving plates

that made it.

- Engraving plates. - Engraving plates. Got that?

- I got it. - Yeah.

'Cause I reckon, I could sell them plates to someone

who'd pay me a mighty pretty penny for 'em.

I love that.

You know how we gonna get them plates, don't ya?

No.

Well, you gonna keep your eyes open and follow them Duke boys

on the QT, until they lead you right to 'em.

Well, I'll do that.

- Don't make 'em suspicious. - No.

- Just act casual. You got that? - Oh, yeah.

- Casual. - Casual.

You wouldn't by any chance know

where the Duke boys went, would you?

They just said they were heading back to their spread.

Mm, that's it.

They didn't pass anymore of those

phony $5 bills, did they?

- No. - Yeah, no.

General, you're a mess.

Now, since when did the two of you start taking money

for helping somebody like Granny Annie?

I told you, Uncle Jesse. She forced it on us.

Well, you should've forced it back on her.

Hey, good buddies. B.B. Davenport here. Come on.

This is Luke Duke, B.B. Come on.

Know that beer money Granny Annie give you..

It ain't the real thing. It's counterfeit.

'Now, Rosco is skulking around.'

'He plans to talk to you about it.'

Yeah, I just bet he is.

You boys need any help at all, just give a holler. I'm gone.

What kind of a varmint would give

bogus money to some sweet little ol' lady, like Granny Annie?

Probably some guy on the road

came and bought a painting or something.

Well, you two better get over there right away

and you tell Granny what's happenin'.

- Now, get! - Yes, sir.

We just got company. Rosco pulled in behind us.

He can't be chasin' us.

I don't see lights flashing or hear that siren.

Yeah, you're right.

Alright, stop it.

Just like I thought.

He is followin' us, but he don't wanna catch us.

Your guess is as good as mine, why.

Well, we better lose him.

Oh great! We are losin' oil pressure now.

I thought I fixed that oil pump. Doggone it!

Well, we are gonna have to work on it later.

We are gonna have to leapfrog over Klinger Ridge.

He can't catch what he can't see.

The General and me will do our best. Hang on.

Alright.

Dumb place to put a fence.

I just knocked that son of a gun into the middle of next week.

Ooh! Ooh!

Woo!

Golly! He been going to the Bo Duke School of Driving.

'No. He ain't. It ain't open yet... ;

'Next week.'

Rosco. Rosco! J.D. Hogg calling.

This is Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane, little buddy.

I'm in casual pursuit of them, Duke boys. Over.

He he he. Well, don't you lose 'em now.

'Cause I just made me a right beautiful deal.

I'm selling them engrav..

Um... them, uh, thingamadoodles

we heretofore discussed

to Big Jim Downey of Dixville County.

Boss, did you say Big Jim Downey? Good grief.

That man is mean. He'll kick you, bite you and stomp on you.

And then he'll really hurt you. Over.

Ah ha. Don't you worry about that.

I can handle Big Jim.

You just hang in close to them Duke boys

and bring me them thingamadoodles.

And then, you and I are gonna be in Clover.

Ooh! Over and out.

In Clover? Yeah, we'll be in Clover, alright.

Big Jim will put us six feet under Clover.

He plants more bodies than that old bloke does bones.

'My husband left me all his shine money.'

Let us help you get rid of this stuff.

If we get rid of the evidence, Rosco can't do a dang thing.

Oh, that rotten man!

Take it away. Just get rid of it.

I don't care what you do with it, bury or burn it!

I don't want nothing around here, that reminds me of Ezra.

'Exceptin' a little shine, I still got put away for me.'

- You want a match? - Ah, no.

The problem is, you can still identify the ash, you see.

We'll take it to Willow Creek and take care of it there.

Yeah. Alright.

Alright, you, Duke boys.

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

Rosco ain't gonna hurt you.

Ooh! Ooh!

There's Rosco! Look out!

Ooh! Ha ha!

Gee, I've been following you casual like.

But this time, I got you with the good.

Now, you're both under arrest. Now, get out! Get out!

I can't do that, Rosco. We're gonna have to move the car.

Well then, move it. Just move it!

- We will be right back. - Wait!

We best cut through the rail yard.

What do you think?

- You're drivin'. - 'Thanks a lot.'

You know, them Duke boys never was much on waiting.

- Some flyin'. - Whoo!

Let Rosco try that.

That's one way to catch a train.

One thing about Boss Hogg, not many people realize.

There is times when he does have an understanding nature.

Rosco, you are fired.

This just ain't one of them times.

But see, I didn't have no choice.

Them Duke boys, they just come outta nowhere

and pop that money into my lap.

Oh, Rosco!

Big Jim Downey is on his way here, right this second

to settle our deal for them plates.

I ain't got 'em. And he is a-comin'.

Then, you'd better be goin'.

Because I mean to tell you that Big Jim Downey is mean.

Not only mean, but he's a killer.

What I can't understand is, with a man with your smarts

why you would make a deal with..

For something you ain't got?

- I've got a one-word answer. - Greed.

That's the word.

L-listen Boss. I promise you, I'll get you those plates

if you give me one more crack at it.

Alright, Rosco. I'll give you one more crack.

You are hereby rehired. Get it.

Ooh.

But if you don't come through this time

I'm gonna take another crack.

- At my head? - At your head.

So, there was a meeting of the Duke clan

at the old Hazzard Coffin Works, which included B.B.

Being as B.B., like Cooter, always was a Duke at heart.

So, you boys want my advice, here's what I'd do.

I'd turn myself in and just flat-out

tell 'em where I got the money.

- Then what about Granny? - Yeah.

Well, we can't really blame Granny

for something her late husband did.

You know, she told us that he used to run shine with you.

Well, they was never married. And they did run shine with me.

Then why would Granny tell the boys that story?

What is that?

I don't know, but it don't come off.

Bo?

That there is ink.

Now, you boys said you was just handlin' Granny's money.

Wouldn't you think that after 12 years

that ink would be dry?

Well, sure..

Oh, you ain't thinking that Annie...

Let's go, Bo.

- Come on, B.B. - Let's get out of here.

- Can you believe that? - Don't make sense.

First chance you get, you better bring The General

in for a physical.

Looks like his oil gasket's leaking.

Yeah, we know about it, but we ain't got time right now.

Check ya later.

- Hey, sheriff. - Hi, Enos.

Listen, did you get down to Dixville and check that...

- That's the Duke boys! - It's the Duke boys.

- How did Rosco find us? - He didn't.

I think we found him.

Come on, Enos. After 'em.

Enos!

Oh, sheriff.

Now, when you promise a man like Big Jim Downey

something like engraving plates with pictures of presidents

you better deliver.

Big Jim has been known to make a mess of folks, who didn't.

That's pretty good looking merchandize, Hogg.

- $25000. - Yeah.

- Yeah. - The engravin' plates?

Uh, well, Big Jim, you sure surprised me, sir

when you turned up so quick.

Now, you don't think that I'd keep them plates

right here on the premises, do you?

- Hogg.. - Yeah?

Now, I don't like playing games, Hogg.

There's the money. Now, where's the plates?

Safe, Big Jim.

Safe as if they is in your own mama's arms.

An associate of mine, at this very minute

is out looking for 'em.

Uh... that is, he is looking forward to pick 'em up.

I-I mean, he ispicking 'em up at this very second.

- So, you can just go home... - Home? Oh no.

Hogg, I'm not leaving this town until I get what I've come for.

I'll be at the hotel.

- I'll call you there. - Yeah, you do that.

Oh, and you will remember this, Hogg.

No plates... and Vic here is liable to lose his temper.

And when Vic loses his temper..

Oh, somethin' terrible might happen.

A-ah! A-ah!

Oh!

Don't you hate a showoff?

Phew!

And friends and neighbors, I wish I could tell you that

you ain't seein' what you are seein'..

But you is seein' it.

Ms. Annie's art works has done got outta hand.

Well... huh, I got you boys into trouble

with them bills I gave you.

I did, didn't I? I didn't mean to.

I just gave you the wrong ones. That's all.

See, I... I make this stuff so good..

Even I can't tell mine from the good.

I meant to give you the good. I'm sorry.

Saying sorry ain't gonna keep Luke and me out of jail.

It won't keep you out of jail, neither.

Let us put them plates to rest

down at the bottom of Hound Dog lake.

'Without them as evidence, Rosco don't have no case.'

Oh, I never did mean to hurt nobody.

I only make me enough money

I would've got from the welfare, anyway.

To save me the trip there.

I could've made myself rich, but I didn't.

'You can look around this place and know that's all.'

Granny, look. Now, me and Bo is on probation.

Rosco catches us with them plates

he's gonna put us under the jail.

Granny, we just gotta get rid of 'em.

But this is the best dang work I've done in years.

See... now, you-you look at my Abe Lincoln.

You notice that little twinkle in old Abe's right eye?

I did that. I put that twinkle there.

See, this here is my masterpiece.

I guess, a masterpiece isn't worth..

Hurting you two youngsters.

You've been so good to me.

I... you just do what's right.

'Thanks, Granny.'

'Thanks, Granny.'

If you also wonderin' how Rosco found 'em..

Well, that was easy.

All Rosco did, was follow

a lotta oil drippings from The General.

'Alright, alright. No funny business.'

'Come on out here. Come on.'

No, no, don't you threaten me. Get there. Get right there.

Enos, come on. Now, okay, I want you to cuff 'em. Here.

Yes, sir.

But we only got two sets of cuffs.

And there's one, two, three of them.

I'd trust Granny without them. She's a mighty nice old lady.

Who are you calling an old lady?

I'll arm-wrestle you and Rosco, any day you say!

'You and Rosco, both! Now, Bo and Luke are innocent.'

I'm the one you want. So, take me.

Thank you, Granny.

Out the backdoor, boys.

Enos, you road apple. You heard what she said.

Now, you go this way and I'll go that way.

Enos.

You, Duke boys better get going

before they find out I got no back door!

- Come on, Granny. - No. Look, boys, my arthritis.

Now, you just go look after yourselves.

- Now get. - We're much obliged. Thank you.

Ha!

Ooh, ooh, Enos! There they are!

I'm gonna get them Duke boys. Enos, now you stay here.

And I don't care how old she is, you book her.

You understand? You book her!

There weren't no backdoor, sheriff.

Shucks.

Well, let's go.

Oh, that's okay, Granny. I-I still trust you, Granny.

You wanna ride in the front seat with me?

Well, thank you, Enos. You always was a nice boy.

Thank you. It's a nice car.

Come on, let's go, Enos.

You gonna take me to jail or not?

I swear, Rosco seems to be getting better at this.

Rosco ain't getting better at this.

The General's losing oil, still.

Boss, this is Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.

You got your plump little ears on? Come on in.

Rosco, I'll plump your ears if you ain't got good news for me.

Now, I hope you already found them engraving..

Them thingamadoodles.

Thingamadoodles?

The engraving plates. It's gotta be.

Them thingamadoodles? Ooh, them thingamadoodles!

Now listen, I got 'em sittin' right here beside me.

'Not only that, but I'm on the Duke boys' tails'

'and I'm closing fast. Come back.'

Rosco, just forget about them Duke boys

and bring me them thingamadoodles, right now.

'I want them thingamadoodles'

'inside my office safe, in five minutes.'

'That's a big 10-4. I'm-a-comin'! I'm-a-comin'!'

Once Boss gets 'em in his safe

we never gonna get us or Granny Annie out of this one.

You got that right. We best get after Rosco.

Oh, this is Sheriff Rosco callin', Boss.

Now, Boss, there is somethin' mighty strange goin' on.

'Them Duke boys is in hot pursuit of me. Come back'

Because, you turnip, they after them thingamadoodles. Over.

Well, I'll now just stop and arrest 'em. Come back.

Rosco, don't you stop for nothing

until you get here with them thingamadoodles.

Now, that's an order. Over and out.

You fat kumquat. I'm the sheriff.

I'm supposed to be the chaser, not the chasee'.

Oh, Enos. I'll get Enos.

Enos, this is your superior officer, Rosco P. Coltrane.

You got your ears on? Come on.

♪ On a hill far away ♪

♪ Stood an old rugged cross ♪

♪ The emblem of suffering and shame ♪

Enos, buddy, will you come on, now?

Quit horsing around. Come on.

♪ Where the dearest and best for a world of.. ♪

If I have to do anything, I'll do it myself.

Well, if jumping works for the Dukes

it oughta work for Rosco.

I did it! I did it. I can do it.

Next time, I'm gonna try with my eyes open.

If it weren't for that dang oil pressure

we'd still be with him.

Meanwhile, 'em engraving plates

are headed straight for Boss' safe.

Question is, how do we get at 'em now?

It's so dang thick, the only thing

I can think of is dynamite.

Not this, boy.

Well, that's my best guess.

Must've just stuck our head in the window and yelled "Fire."

Hey, hold it, Bo. Not fire. Granny Annie's blowtorch.

We can cut that safe open.

If there is one thing neither of us know anything

about, it's how to use that dang torch.

Especially not to open up a safe.

Or we can leave that to the expert.

- Come on, let's go. - Where?

We gotta get Granny Annie out of jail.

At last! Muah!

Oh, you did good, Rosco.

- Real good. - I appreciate it.

For a change.

Hello.

'J.D. Hogg calling. How you doin'?'

Well now, did your associate deliver the plates?

Well, of course. You never ever doubted my way, did you?

I got them right here in my safe.

And I'll see you in a little while with the $25,000.

Just a minute, Big Jim. Did I say 25,000?

Mercy me. Must've been a slip of my tongue.

I meant to say 50,000.

Listen to me, Hogg.

Excuse me, I'm gonna make out my will.

- Rosco! - Well, you just..

We made a deal for $25,000 and a deal is a deal

and I told you not to make me angry.

Well, my price is still 50,000 Simoleons.

Take it or leave it.

Please say, "April fool."

Hogg, you're not a nice man, but a bigot.

Cash on the barrel head.

I don't have that much with me!

Then, get it.

Hogg, I'll see you this afternoon, with the money.

Rosco, I did it. I did it!

You did it! You did it!

- This is a great day for us. - A great day. Great day.

And if you want to make it an absolutely perfect day..

I do.

You get out there and nail them Duke boys.

I'll get out there and nail 'em.

Now, get!

Now, the boys really had 'em a double cake

in the plough line.

Counterfeit plates in Boss' safe.

And that sweet little old lady

pining away in the Hazzard jail.

Well, that's 40 cents you owe me.

Oh, I don't gamble, Annie. I just play for funsies.

Is somethin' around here to eat? I'm hungry, Enos.

What would you like to eat, Granny?

Bisbee Cafe is right across the square.

It's real good. I eat there all the time.

Then it's time you had a home-cooked meal.

How would you like me to make you some

ham hocks and collard greens?

Is that two-bit hotplate there, working?

Yes, ma'am, - Good.

You stay here and I'll shop the groceries for us.

Yes, ma'am... No, ma'am.

Granny... Granny, I'm sorry, but I don't mean no disrespect

but you still are under arrest, remember?

And if the sheriff saw you...

It would be embarrassing for you.

Alright then, I'll stay here and you go.

I'll give my word, I won't move a muscle.

That's different, ma'am.

- Here, now the treat's on me. - Oh, no, ma'am. No, ma'am.

Come on now, take it. You know what we need. There, take it.

Okay.

'No need to worry, Enos.'

There ain't no twinkle in Abe Lincoln's eye.

Thank you, Granny.

Or has it?

Enos?

Do you mean to tell me he's gonna leave

little Granny in there, all by her lonesome?

- I guess, we owe him one. - I guess.

The Duke boys.

Look out, there's Rosco!

We oughta be able to lose him around the next turn.

Danged, if it don't look like 'em boys will get in a hole

in spite of themselves.

Well, like they always say

"Some people got it and some people ain't."

Breaka, breaka, breaka.

'Rosco, you out there? Come in. Come in.'

'This is Rosco, Boss. I'm here.'

Big Jim Downey is comin' over to my office

just a little sooner than I expected

with the do-re-mi for them thingamadoodle-dee-dee.

'And I want you here with me'

'just in case there's any trouble.'

So, hurry. Hurry. Hurry on, will you! Hurry!

I got the pedals to the metal right now, Boss.

Ooh! Ooh!

'I'm-a-comin'. I'm-a-comin'.'

Big Jim Downey from Dixon Hill County, ain't it?

Yeah.

That must be who Boss is selling 'em plates to.

Well... don't matter none to me

who we take them plates from. Does it to you?

Not a bit.

- Let's do it. - Alright.

Here are the plates.

They're good.

Very good, and they are worth it.

- You bet they are. - I'll take it.

And I'll take the fifty thousand.

- Yeah. - Yeah. Ha ha ha.

I'd hate to see any man who double crossed him..

Or overcharged him.

Can I just..

- Let's go. - You got it.

Alright, now.

Alright, let's do it now. It's gonna work.

- Howdy. - Howdy.

Y'all gentleman having car problems?

Our friend is an expert shade tree mechanic.

Best in the county.

Off duty. I'd be happy to take a look at it. No charge.

Let him take a look, Vic.

Only thing we know about cars, is where to put the key.

Hm. I do love to watch 'em boys do a good shuck n' jive.

It looks like it could be a blown gasket.

'Jake, Cooter did them and I can see right now'

the distributor cap. Look at that. Look. Look.

You're both way off. Now, check underneath.

I'll bet you both a round at the Boar's Nest

it's a blown seal.

Well, you could be right.

It ain't right. It's the distributor cap, I know it.

Hey, hey, B.B. See any problem?

'Nothing at all.'

'Alright, get away! This thing could blow!'

'What is it?'

- I gotta get those... - Mister, get out of here.

Hey, you all, take it easy.

I think, she is settlin' down now.

It's gonna be alright.

Let's go, boys.

Listen, I'm real sorry about this, fellas.

Why don't you just sit tight right here

we'll shoot to my garage and pick up a new oil seal.

- We will be right back. - Yeah, then don't go away.

Just sit tight.

- Hey boys, bingo. - Ha! Ha ha ha.

- Hound Dog lake? - Hound Dog lake.

The plates are gone! But how?

I'll tell you how.

Them three neighborly good old boys

happen to belong to Boss Hogg.

Hey Jim, I keep telling ya, I don't know

what the devil you're talkin' about...

Oh, I'm willing to give you credit, Hogg.

Them three boys you sent out to lift them plates from us.

Good. They were real good. Well, they oughta go onto stage.

Especially that boy named, "Luke."

Luke! Ho ho ho. It's the Duke boys.

'Big Jim, I can explain all that.'

It's too late, Hogg.

- Let's go. - Where to?

Some place you ain't coming back from.

Now, come on.

Ooh, Boss.

Poor Boss. It ju..

Ooh... ooh, ooh.

Enos, this is Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.

You got your ears on, boy?

Enos, Enos. Will ya please answer me?

This is an emergency.

'Enos, can you answer me?'

'Enos, they got the boss.'

'Nevermind, Enos.'

Boy we gonna throw them plates in, let's do it

because Granny Annie isn't gettin' younger

sittin' over in that jail.

Yeah.

'Bo Duke.'

Luke Duke.

Are you out there? You got your ears on?

Thi-this is an emergency.

Thi-this is Sheriff Rosco. Will ya come in please?

What do you suppose Rosco wants?

Somethin's wrong. He said please.

Yeah, it's Luke here, Rosco. What's wrong?

I'll tell you what's wrong.

Big Jim Downey has kidnapped the Boss.

He tied me up. They've got the Boss out there somewhere.

- They're gonna kill him. - Kill him, why?

Because he thinks that the Boss put you two boys

up to double-crossin' him with those plates that you've got.

'It's all your fault.'

Now look, Rosco. This ain't our fault.

'Look boys. The Boss, he ain't always been the fairest.'

Uh, ain't none of us perfect..

And... look, he, um..

He's not only my brother-in-law, he's a human being..

And, uh... I-I like him.

He-he's my friend and..

'...if Big Jim Downey plants him'

'under six feet of clover, I'm gonna miss him.'

Now, if you boys don't wanna help

or get outta this predicament, I can't blame ya.

But if..

Anything happens to my little, fat buddy

I ain't gonna forgive ya.

Which way do you think they went?

Th-they took him toward Dixville County I-I believe.

'And Bo, Luke. God bless you for this.'

Yeah, thanks, Rosco. It's alright. Later.

I'm gone.

You know, Big Jim. I just had my annual physical exam

and the doctor told me I'd live a long, long time.

Now, you wouldn't wanna make a liar out of a man

who took the Hypocritical Oath, would ya?

Would ya?

Would you listen to me please?

Well, if Luke's plan to save Boss was gonna work

he was gonna need the help of Uncle Jesse..

And Daisy.

Okay, Luke. I'm on my way, darlin'.

And wound up gettin' Rosco's help as a bonus.

A man don't know what he can do till a friend's in trouble.

That's Calico Road up ahead.

That oughta put us right between them and Dixville County.

Here they be.

Uncle Jesse, Daisy. Now, we're gonna cut through on Ridge Road

head them back towards Hazzard.

You know what to do, right?

This is Sheriff Rosco. What am I, chopped birch?

Where are those critters?

Well, it's Rosco. Ha ha, he's loose.

Good work, Rosco. Tell you what.

You can help us by settin' up a roadblock on Tacoola Pass.

- You got that? - Yes, sir!

What the heck am I doin' callin' 'em Duke boys "sir?"

Jim.

Well, alright boys. Let's turn 'em around.

Whoa! Ho ho ho. It's the Duke boys.

Come on! Move this thing! Lose 'em, will ya?

Hah, you'll never lose the Dukes. Been tryin' to for years.

Uncle Jesse, they're comin' your way.

He's comin' your way, Daisy.

You got it now, Rosco.

Look out.

Alright, you two. Hold it right there.

Come on in here..

Oh, here. Take this gun. Cover 'em now.

I hereby deputize ya.

Wait, Boss, I'll get you.

- We'll help ya. - Yeah.

'Rosco, I need a helpin' hand.'

'Give me your hand to get outta here.'

- Here we go, Boss. - Get him outta there.

Oh, oh, oh!

- Here, I'll be right back. - Get ba..

Alright, Big Jim.

You.. Will you quit that?

You are goin' to prison for the rest of your natural life.

On what charge?

Rosco, I'm a little bit surprised at you.'

You didn't check that car careful enough.

More careful?

- Like checkin' the front seat. - The front seat.

- The front seat. Oh, Boss. - Ah, ah, aah!

'The front seat.'

Ooh, ooh.

Look here, counterfeit plates.

- C'mon. - Ugh!

Gimme my hat.

I got 'em, I got 'em.

Oh, he he he.

My engravin' plates.

Oh, wait a minute, Boss.

Don't you mean their engravin' plates?

That is unless you wanna drop all the charges against 'em..

Which'd leave 'em free as a bird..

To do anything they want..

...to you.

- Ja. - Ooh.

Uh... like I said..

Their engravin' plates.

Alright, you two. I'm going to..

- C'mon now. - Let's go, Boss. C'mon.

Well, Big Jim and his sidekick

were convicted of possession of engravin' plates.

Boss had to drop all charges against the boys.

As for Annie, they let her go too.

But her days of counterfeitin' five dollar bills was over.

See y'all soon.