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♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born ♪

♪ Staightnin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way, the only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪

- 'Yee-haw.' - 'Yee-haw.'

For the folks in Hazzard County

the sound of a fine-tuned engine is downright musical.

Smooth as silk.

All four barrels, all eight pistons.

I think we got it tuned just right.

Well, you know, I'd really believe that

when I see how it takes this hill up yonder. Hang on.

Alright, you gun it.

The damn thing cut out again.

'Course every once in a while

even the hottest country band hits a few clinkers.

Well, back to the drawin' board.

Yeah.

Meanwhile, back at the farm

ol' Jesse was entertainin' something

that was as rare as a mule with feathers.

An honest lawman.

Him and Tom Pryor went back a long way.

Ah, the whiskey's left Hazzard County since them days.

But I'll tell you one thing, Tom..

Us Dukes, we ain't run one drop..

Or made one run out of the county..

Since we made that promise.

Yeah, and I've switched over to the federals.

You know, I've got a feelin', Tom

that I'm about to find out why I'm honored by your presence.

One of the biggest racketeers in the south

is going on trial tomorrow, down in Savannah..

And we've got the key government witness

who's gonna testify against him.

But... till then..

We need a safe house to hide him in.

So he'll be alive when it does come time to testify, huh?

I can't lie to you, Jesse.

Anybody hidin' him is gonna be in danger, too.

So nobody'll hold it against you..

If you turn us down.

Except maybe myself.

It won't be easy, Jesse.

They've got hitmen everywhere.

This is perfect for the job.

I could nail that government witness at 1000 yards.

Specially if he's as fat as the one we're after.

Who the heck could be shootin' at us?

Any one of the number

of them fathers of girls you've been datin'.

Thing is now to find out which one.

Come on. Stay low, I don't wanna lose you.

I don't wanna lose me, either.

We better speak our piece before them fellas reload.

Hey, fellas. Hey, y'all cut it out, alright?

Y-Yeah, whatever you're huntin', it ain't us.

'Right.'

- Come on. - Yeah.

Come on!

I figure, our only way out is..

To head back to The General.

Let's just hope he starts when we get back.

You got that right.

Come on.

Let's just pray that General Lee starts this time.

I got a feeling this is gonna be the last shot we got.

Come on, baby.

General!

Those two are bound to recognize us if they spot us again.

Not half as fast as we'll spot them in that orange car.

One more thing..

Keep the witness as co-operative

and as comfortable as possible.

So do your best to..

Well, do everything he says.

Mm-hmm, sure.

I'll be glad to.

And you know that ain't gonna be too hard.

Seein' as how we ain't got too much to give anybody anyway.

Jesse, I knew we could count on you.

Okay. Bring him in.

Don't that pluck your pant feathers.

Friends, I think the fat is fixin' to fall in the fire.

- Mornin', Jesse. - That... is your witness?

Alright, boys..

Bring that chair right in here.

I think the living room would be the place for it.

Easy does it. That's it.

Now, careful, don't let that chair knock.

J.D..

You're the witness?

Yeah, why not?

I've got the memory of an elephant

and I can sing like a bird.

But-but... I-I thought you was in Biloxi

foreclosin' on some poor old widow lady's soybean farm...

That's a story J.D. cooked up to keep the hitmen off.

Not that they'd expect to find him in the home of his oldest..

How about oldest member of the loyal opposition?

- Loyal? - Yeah.

'Course, Jesse..

You're gonna have to make a few improvements here.

For a person of my position's gonna live in this place.

'Uh, even for 24 hours.'

Yeah, I might bring in some of my pigs

'so you'd feel right at home.'

Why don't we just leave you two alone to work out the details?

Thanks again, Jesse.

We'll call before we pick him up for the trial tomorrow.

Sooner the better.

Pigs? Sooner the better?

Jesse, I wish you'd watch your language.

I'm a guest in your home.

That's no way to treat your guest.

Now, speakin' of treating your guest..

I'll take my breakfast at 8:00.

Nothin' fancy now.

Just two pounds of raw liver

'and black coffee heavy on the chicory.'

You're sure that's enough?

For my first meal, yeah.

And here are the menus for my lunch and my dinner and supper..

...and tomorrow.

But you can just surprise me on my morning snack.

Snack?

Why don't you just go on a fast

and put the world's food supply back into balance?

Jesse Duke, I'm a government witness..

And it's your job to keep me happy.

And you'll do that by hidin' me safe, keepin' me fed

and stayin' off the phone.

- Off the phone? - Yeah.

I got to check in regular with Sheriff Rosco

to see how he's holding the fort here in Hazzard..

While I'm down in Biloxi

foreclosin' on the poor old widow's soybean farm.

And bring my bag in here, will you?

With the General Lee's carburetor

coughing like a calf.

It weren't no surprise that the hitmen

beat the Duke boys back to town.

That's Boss Hogg's car.

Only one like it in the county.

Headin' straight for City Hall. Too bad he ain't gonna make it.

That's not J.D., just a local. Let's go before we're spotted.

Rosco..

This here is the bill for Boss' car.

And there is the door, so use it.

Rosco, we gotta report a shootin'.

A-A shootin'? Who? When? Who got shot?

Us. 'Cept they missed.

It happened half hour ago at Bensons Woods.

Oh, that figures, that was Ned Benson, I guess.

I told him you were there poachin' on his land.

Rosco, you're wrong on both counts.

We wasn't poachin' and it wasn't Ned Benson.

Not unless he took up wearing suits.

It was a couple of city dudes we've never seen before.

If y'all want me to I'll type an official report of the incident.

- Thank you, Enos. - No, you ain't, Enos.

You're not gonna waste your time on such picayune things

as somebody shootin' at the Duke boys here.

'Beside you gotta take over my duties'

when I take over the charge and affairs of the Boss Hogg

while he is foreclosin' on that orphanage in Memphis.

Well, good. If Boss ain't in Memphis he is in Nashville.

Sellin' his interest in Loretta Lynn's recording studio.

Oh, Cooter, I thing he's over in...

Will you all hush?

I don't care if he's on the moon sellin' green cheese.

I'm in charge now.

And I don't buy you two's story anymore

than I'm gonna pay your bill, Cooter.

Don't pay the bill, you don't get the car.

Don't you threaten me, you shady mechanic.

That vehicle happens to belong to the County Commissioner

J.D. Hogg

and if you don't hand it over, Cooter

then he's gonna fine you double that bill

for obstructin' official county business.

Now, get.

Rosco, do me a favor.

Don't send me no more business, I can't afford it.

What are you complainin' about?

You got the monopoly in Hazzard. Now, get.

Enos, did you here me say get?

Me too, sheriff?

When I say get, I mean dipsticks too.

Now, get!

One day off and ol' Boss

had a chance to keep ol' Jesse hoppin'.

And he was really in Hogg heaven.

Hello, J.D.

Uh, hold on, Jesse.

First, you better move this chair further from the window.

We all gotta be careful.

With me to do the testifying in court

you wouldn't want me to catch laryngitis, would ya?

Well, it don't make me no nevermind what I want, J.D.

I promised the feds I'd take care of you.

And that's what I'm gonna do.

Now, just try that.

Yeah, that's better.

Here you go, J.D.

If you hand me the lemonade?

Here you are.

Yes, sir.

Me acting as government witness

will sure send that racketeer to the penitentiary for life.

That so?

And..

It might even send me

to the governor's mansion for a term or two.

There goes the state.

Yes, siree bob.

If I could do what I've done..

While commissioned..

With a little itty-bitty county like Hazzard.

Just think what I could do..

While governor with a whole big state.

Cheat, hornswoggle and rip off.

Jesse, I'm gonna have to ask you again

to watch your language to a guest in your own home.

Those are hard words for you to say

about our great American tradition of winner take all.

'All I meant was that after I get elected governor'

'I'm gonna run this state like a winner.'

Now, this here's a little too sweet.

Not enough lemon.

But I'll take another refill anyhow

because I'm gettin' so dry.

Dry.

Jesse!

Oh, oh.

Here you go.

I don't care what you say, Enos.

Rosco spends all his time doing Boss's business

and you end up doin' all sheriffin' around here.

Well, I don't mind, Daisy.

Working three shifts gives me many chances to drop in

get a buttermilk, and say "hey" to you.

Oh, Enos, sometimes you are so cute.

Good morning, Miss. Officer.

We represent The Bible Encyclopedia.

We received an enquiry from a prospective customer..

A Mr. Hogg. A Jefferson Davis Hogg.

Wonder if you'd tell us where he is?

Sure, he's in Charlottesville doing some legal business.

'Uh, No, Daisy.'

Judge Druten just told me he was in New Orleans

buyin' a mardi gras franchise for Hazzard County.

He cant do that till he stops by Enterprise

and puts a bid on that statue of the boll weevil

for a tourist attraction.

Only first, he's got to buy that amusement park

'in Montgomery to put it in.'

Well, thank you we can see that Brother Hogg is a busy man.

We hope to catch him on our next pass through here.

Thanks anyway, and bless you.

'Sure. You're welcome.'

We're glad to be of help y'all.

I think we oughta stop by the Boar's Nest for some free beers.

Dealing with Rosco just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

When a man's supposed to be in 15 different cities

at the same time it can only mean one thing.

Yeah, he's hidin' somewhere right here in Hazard county.

But we only got 36 hours to find him.

Or less if they spot us.

Keep rolling.

Worse now, we'll be busy dodging the local law

to make the hit on Boss Hogg.

A fine time for the General to have another attack of vapors.

See if you can get some more out of this thing.

Pull up alongside them.

If the General don't hurry up and do something

it's gonna be Appomattox all over again.

Um... there they got a chance to surrender.

Hmm, talkin' about sittin' Dukes, uh, ducks.

You alright?

I hit my head on the dang steering wheel.

Otherwise.

Good ol' General Lee.

He's well named.

Just when you think he's whooped, he comes right back.

Who are those guys anyways? What do they want?

I ain't sure, but..

Let's take the back way home, so they don't get another shot.

- Sheriff? - Hmm?

- I'm worried. - You're worried?

You can imagine how I feel with a yo-yo like you for a deputy.

I mean about Mr. Hogg.

I must've asked a dozen people including his wife Lulu

and everyone of 'em thinks he's in a different place.

Well, there ain't no law against that.

Sheriff, it don't feel right, ev..

Enos, all you're doing is openin' a can of worms.

Now, I happen to know where the worm..

Where Boss is.

- You do? - Yup.

Well, possum on a gum bush. You sure could've fooled me.

Enos, anybody could fool you.

Look, it is now time for my patrol.

So what I want you to do is pretend that you are me

and go out on patrol.

'Now, can you do that?'

Yes, sir, pretend I'm you.

Yeah. Yeah, you got it.

I got important things to do for the Boss.

- Pretend I'm you. - Do Boss things.

Ah, forget it, Bo.

Them city dudes couldn't have been tryin' to rip us off.

Heck, we ain't got nothin' worth stealing.

Hey, Uncle Jesse, we're home.

Even though we got shot at by some city dudes.

'City dudes?'

Jesse... I need a sharp razor because..

Oh, afternoon, Bo. Afternoon, Luke.

He's foreclosed on our mortgage and moved in.

Lock, stock and freezer.

Now, just hold it boys.

'J.D.'s here because I invited him here'

and while he is here

you two are gonna show him good Duke hospitality, understand?

Uncle Jesse, a chicken don't open a barn door for a coyote.

The Dukes and the Hoggs have been opposite sides for years.

We always have been and we always will be.

The day we step over that fence is gonna be a cold day...

Now, you watch your language.

'And listen to me.'

'You boys are reacting to prejudice.'

The good Lord put us here on this Earth

to overcome things like

hating people for something they did to us in the past.

Doesn't that make sense? Don't you understand that?

Yes, sir.

- Yes, sir. - Well, good.

Now, why is he really here?

Well, he is here because, uh..

The feds asked us to look out for him.

That's right. I'm an important government witness.

Just may be them city dudes that was taking shots

at you two fellas are the one's we're protectin' him from.

City dudes?

Bar the door, close the shutters, give me a shooting...

J.D., J.D., just sit down.

There ain't no way you're gonna get hurt on my farm.

With Boss too scared to eat

he only polished off one ortwo jars of pigs' feet for supper.

And while he was sleepin' off his indigestion..

Goodnight, world.

Hey, don't shoot! You got the wrong man.

Besides my lips is sealed.

Boss! You dirty old man.

Now, now, Daisy, let me explain.

You just explain it to Lulu.

Lulu? If that blabbermouth hears I'm in town, I'm a goner.

Well, that ain't gonna be nothing to what Uncle Jesse

does to you when he catches you here, now git.

Huh, I said git, Boss. Get out of my bed.

Out. Out! Get out!

I mean go! Go!

- J.D. - Uncle Jesse.

Jesse, that girl's done lost her mind.

Listen, Boss..

When that whistle blows at the Boar's Nest, that's it.

There is no overtime here.

- What? - You heard me.

Uh, now, now, now, now, Daisy, just settle down.

I told J.D. that he could sleep in here till you got home.

Sleep in here? You said?

Alright, explain it to her from the beginning, will you, Jesse?

I got to get some sleep.

Not in my bed, you don't.

The feds say different.

Now, don't you worry, sugarplum.

My barber chair's just over there.

And in it you'll be right comfortable till mornin'.

Goodnight.

Sleep tight.

Don't let the bedbugs bite.

What's going on?

Now, Daisy baby, it's like this..

What do you say, Enos?

'Howdy, Cooter.'

How you doing?

Come on in for breakfast, I got it planned.

No, I appreciate it, Cooter.

I'm a grits and eggs man, myself.

To each his druthers.

Anything I can do you for?

It's just, well, I'm worried about Mr. Hogg.

Last I heard he went down to Okefenokee

to buy some him some gators for his handbag factory.

That's what I told them two real estate brokers

by here last night looking for him.

- Real estate brokers. - Oh, yeah.

Couple of real sports you know, strapped ties, shiny shoes.

- Red jackets? - Mm-hmm.

That's the exact description of them two encyclopedia salesmen

that was askin' for him in the Boar's Nest yesterday.

Enos, it's a funny thing.

A man that's disliked as much as J.D. Hogg

he sure is getting popular here lately.

That's exactly what I told the sheriff.

He wouldn't listen.

If I don't find somebody to hear me out soon, Cooter

I'm gonna flat burst.

Do me a favor, Enos.

Don't do it around here or it'll get all over my tools.

Go out in the country, like out at the Duke farm and burst.

- Bo and Luke. - Yeah.

They's about the only ones who always listen to me.

- Thank you. - Any old time.

I believe I'll have a doughnut. Thank you, Cooter.

You're welcome..

Take it easy.

- Here. - That's it, it's alright.

Move another inch then, Jesse.

And another inch

and then another inch there. I think that'll do.

Cut it.

You know what? You need more trees.

Then I wouldn't have to keep asking you

to move my chair so I can sit in the shade.

What I need is a set of earmuffs so I wouldn't have to listen

to your constant jabber.

Well, it's either talk or stop biting my finger nails.

And it don't make sense to ruin a two dollar manicure.

'Well, it's just two dollars worth?'

Jesse, you and me, we go back many years.

Too many, to lose you now.

Well, that's uncomfortable.

Now, there's a real comfort to me.

Well, you see, J.D., the way it is

if anything goes wrong or is bad in this county

I know exactly where to look.

'If I lose you'

I wouldn't have anybody left to fight with.

Oh, I know you wouldn't.

Can you believe uncle Jesse and Boss talking like that?

And I figured uncle Jesse would've blown a gasket by now.

You know, speaking of gaskets, I bet...

Ain't no gasket. But I got it pinned down.

'Remember when adjusted the jets we had to force that one a bit?'

Yeah.

Well, must've stripped the threads.

- Is anybody expecting company? - I certainly hope not.

They found me. I'm dead.

'Boss, you just relax it's only Enos.'

Only Enos?

Why, he's a blabber mouth than my wife Lulu.

If he spots me, I'm double dead.

Get the squirt, get in the car.

Oh, yeah car. Where?

Ah-h-h.

Argh, I'm stuck.

- I'll pull him in. - Argh!

Alright, in the back now.

'Where you Dukes goin'?

Hey, Enos.

Is there anything I can do for you?

If you only knew.

I mean, but not while I'm on duty.

I mean, hey, Daisy.

- Bye, Daisy. - Bye, Enos.

Oh-h-h.

Uh-Boss, we can only fit two in the front. Get back.

Hey, you'll pull over so that we can talk.

Got no time for chat, Enos.

We're running an important errand for Jesse.

But it's about Mr. Hogg, I need to talk to you.

Boss ain't a fitting topic for a conversation

on an empty stomach.

Now this..

He'll see ya.

Look, we're searching one end of the county to the other.

If Hogg's anywhere in Hazzard, we'll find him for the trial.

Sorry, fellows, but I'm desperate now.

'You'll are moving too slow for speeding.'

'So, I may've to pull you over for impeding traffic.'

Like heck you will.

Enos, this is your commanding officer commanding.

There's a herd of cows on the rail road tracks

over at Wilton Creek.

I want you to stop everything and shoo 'em off.

'Before we're up to our ears in hamburgers.'

Yes, sir, commanding officer.

I'm stopping perusing and starting shooing.

Kinda rhymed, didn't it sheriff?

It's those hayseeds again.

We've got to cover our tracks, come on, let's go.

Hey, looks like we lost them. Thanks to old Roscoe.

That's the first sensible order Roscoe has given all year.

Heh heh heh.

I reckon we're safe enough now.

- It's them again. - Who?

Looks we didn't shake 'em after all.

'Hey, maybe we can.'

'We gotta beat them to the other side of the rail road tunnel.'

'Thought this was two-lane tunnel.'

'That's a four-lane truck.'

It's wolves behind 'em

a road hog in front and the Dukes in the middle.

So, y'all hang on.

Are you still with us?

- Oh, my gosh. - Oh, my gosh.

I'm sure glad that ain't my transmission.

She's not getting any traction.

We have to find some rocks to shove under these rear wheels.

You think they cramped up?

No, we'd have the crash, if they did.

They are probably arguing about who had the right way

the truck or them.

'This is Shepherd to Lost Sheep.'

'Do you hear? Ah, read me?'

Got you loud on clear, Shepherd. What's up?

That tub of lard you're carrying around

I've just had a call from, you know what

saying they'd be ready to pick up, you know who

in about an hour.

Now, can you have, you know who, here in that time?

Well, we should give it a try there, Shepherd.

Uh, we're gonna need another lard carrier though

this one might not even make it into town

and that's only a few miles. You got that?

Uh, loud and clear.

Tub of lard?

Now, that's no way to refer

to an important government witness.

If we'd called you by your name

you'll wind up being a dead government witness.

Which you're gonna be for sure

if you don't duck, and stay ducked

till I tell you to unduck.

Yeah, that's should do it. Come on, let's give it a try.

'Roscoe, you gotta be out your mind.'

You got the gall to offer me $25 for fixing Boss' car.

Just who do you think you are anyhow?

I don't have to think of who I am. I know who I am.

I am a temporary Boss.

Well, you may be temporary Boss.

But if you think I'm gonna settle for 25 cents on a dollar

you was just temporarily behind the door

when the brains was passed out.

Cooter, I don't think you have much choice in the matter.

I ain't gonna fix that busted start over patrol car, neither.

Cooter, you stop bugging me about such trivial things

as the sheriff's department.

I'm in the big Boss business now.

Of course it may only be temporary.

But you can bet if old J.D. Hogg

is certainly taken to that happy convertible

up in the sky..

I'm going to be standing right here

to jump into his white boots and white hat

on permanent basis.

I love it. I love it.

And then... you'll be happy

to settle for a dime on the dollar.

- Roscoe... - Get your hand of my car.

'Get the door shut.'

Now, last time I've seen anybody driving like that

they was running from revenuers.

Is y'all running shine again?

Not the Dukes.

Unless there is jug of it hidden in back pocket

of what we are running.

Come on.

- Feast your eyes. - What do we have here?

Boss Hogg!

Boss.

Boss, it was rumored to be in every state Dixie.

What you doin' here in Hazzard?

Praying I'll live long enough to get out of this junk heap.

High time he prayed - "Junk heap".

What kinda talk is that?

Now, what are we gonna do?

No telling where those killers are.

Killers?

Yeah, these professional hitmen

hired to stop Boss from testifying

against their boss.

Yeah, they also hired to stop us testifying against them.

When they do..

"When"? At least I was safe is an "if".

We had been hiding him out at the farm.

We gotta get him back there

so feds can take him to the trial.

That's if we get him out of the General Lee.

This is harder than getting Dick Campbell

through an eye of a needle.

Why don't y'all just leave him here.

Let the feds pick him up here?

We can't do that.

See they are hired to stop him testifying at any price.

Yeah, they spot him here in town. People might get hurt.

- Ooh, that's much.. - You gotta point there.

You must have scraped half my hide off.

Boss, we're trying to save the other half for you.

We'd better fix that carburetor and fast.

Hey, Cooter, how's the old pickup running?

Oh, like a dream.

Pickup?

Ooh!

You will let us borrow that pickup now, won't you?

- No. - No?

But I'll let you rent it.

Say, for the difference between what Roscoe paid me

'for fixing your car what you actually owe me.'

That's highway robbery!

Oh, yeah. Well, you ought to know

'cause you invented it and I want cash.

I want cash. No promises. No checks. No money orders.

Just COB.

- COB? - Cash on the barrel hand.

You notice anything strange or unusual out there?

'Yeah, strange, unusual, yeah.'

'Roscoe being temporary Boss over there.'

Ooh! Roscoe, temporary Boss?

He's using my car, my cigars and wearing clothes like mine.

You know, Boss, all dressing up like that

Roscoe even kind of looks like you from here.

With that orange car which was back firing

those routes couldn't have gotten much farther.

Why settle for a couple of minnows

when we get the whale, that we came for.

Pull over so I can get a clean shot at him.

Hey, psst.

We ain't the only ones who think so.

'Over there in that maroon car. It's our two friends.'

'And it ain't possum you'd hunt with that pea-shooter.'

Better get Roscoe off the street

and out of them clothes, and fast.

Uh, Cooter, why don't you hand me that bucket of draining oil.

Just as soon as he steps out from behind that car.

Hey, Roscoe, catch.

You, dang Duke boys!

I'm gonna arrest you for, for speeding, reckless driving

and a felony for..

You aren't getting away with this, Chief Roscoe Coltrane!

I'm charging you rent on my car, my cigars!

Jackpot.

Then I'm gonna vote for capital punishment

and hang 'em!

I'm so mad, I could spit barbed wire.

And by the look, my enemies are trying to kill me.

My friends are imitating me and stealing me blind.

Boss, that's just the price

that a public spirited citizen's gotta pay.

Yeah, for trying to testify his way

into the governor's mansion.

Well, ain't worth it.

After I get that Savannah racketeer put behind bars

I ain't gonna settle for anything less

than the White House.

What was that?

He must have looked in the mirror and broke it.

Hang on.

Breaker... cousin.

This here is Lost Sheep. We're on Abernathy Road.

We need your help. We're gonna need it quick.

You got it. I'm on my way.

One hit in the gas tank and it's all over.

Left turn's coming up. You'll be right on target.

Don't save you tears.

We're liable to need 'em to put out a gas fire.

Know what I mean?

Dang.

Get out of the way!

I'm trying. I'm trying, you know.

Lost Sheep to Shepherd.

Y'all still hanging in there?

This is Shepherd back to Lost Sheep.

You better believe I'm hanging in.

What's on your mind?

We're back on the road, with you know what.

'You know who, there yet?'

Uh, yeah.

'Everything is going according to plan.'

'Just remember how important everything is here now.'

'Yes we'll do everything in our power'

'to get this dang thing over as soon as possible.'

Lost Sheep out.

Lord have mercy! It's them again!

Boss.

'Roscoe, Enos. Somebody help me! Anybody help!'

Are you trying to get yourself killed? Now, give me that.

That's exactly what's going to happen

if you two don't get me out of this truck.

'And I can't die now.'

Help a child in need. It's me.

Boss, this is my last warning.

Now, if you don't lie down and stay still

'I ain't responsible for anything that happens.'

Sheriff?

'I mean temporary Boss from your inferior officer.'

'I hope you've got your ears on 'cause this is important.'

Enos, this is Sheriff Roscoe.

You never had a important idea in your whole life. Come back.

Sheriff, something awful is happening to Mr. Hogg.

Now, where would you get a dang fool idea like that? Come on.

Over CB emergency channel. I hate to say it, sheriff.

Bo and Luke's got him in a truck and he's squealing like a pig

but they still won't let him out.

Did you know where they're at now? Come on.

No, sir. But I heard Jesse telling 'em to get him to farm.

Ooh-ooh. Jesse, huh?

That means the whole clan's in on it. Over.

In on what, sheriff?

Kidnappin', you meddle muffin.

Now, listen, that makes it a big offense.

That means Jesse will have to get in jail

with the rest of the boys.

Now, listen, you hard tail it over there at the farm

and-and we got some arresting to do.

Yes, sir commanding officer. Over and out.

Darn, it won't start.

That dang Cooter. He..

Love it. I love it.

'Listen, Shepherd, this here is Lost Sheep.'

We're gonna be heading through the South 40

more fire power and we're tailing the Yankees giddy for.

Listen, you better get, you know what

'headed in the right direction. We'll get, you know who'

Alright, we'll do that.

Now, you just keep your head down and keep it comin'.

We gotta get your car headed towards the front road.

Wolf's headed right up in that direction.

- Back her up. - Yes, Jesse.

Come on, let's get that fat little fiend.

The radiator.

Take the pickup. I'll cover you.

'Keep your head low.'

Hit it, cousin.

Get moving now.

I got 'em. This time I really got 'em!

'It's Roscoe. Right behind us.'

I ain't ready to die here.

Slow down. So, we can pull along side.

Don't worry, Boss, I'll save you.

Yeah, you gotta do that fine

but you ain't gonna do it by pulling over.

Roscoe, now, now, just hold it steady.

You got a couple of passengers coming aboard.

Roscoe, I'm charging you rent for that car!

What? Wha..

I'll catch you, come on, Boss.

No!

Come on, Boss.

Keep it steady. Come on, Boss.

Oh, oh, oh, don't do that. Oh-oh.

Will you trust this once, please?

You gotta better ride here. It's smooth.

'Get in here, come on.'

I'm alright. I'm here.

- Boy, you're hurting my back. - Are they still there?

- Turn off. Turn off. - Be careful now, Bo.

Hey, y'all don't worry. I got it all under control.

- Turn off. - Turn off.

Minute them hitmen hit the lake

it was all over.

Enos showed up just in time to make the arrests

after Bo drudged them out of the water.

Daisy made sure Boss tidied up things

just the way he found.

Look at this.

- Oh. Give me that! - Get the night-shirt too, Boss.

Cooter collected for every last bullet hole

them thugs put in his pickup

while it was under rent to Boss.

But the real clot in the buttermilk

came when the feds phone to say that the racketeer

had changed his plea to guilt.

Robbing old Boss the chance to testify hisself

into the governor's mansion.

Hello. J.D. Hogg.

Oh.

Jesse and the boys got a Certificate of Valor

from the feds.

For risking their lives for their country.

Even though they misspelled Jesse's name.

It just goes to show you that you never know

how anything is gonna end up

when it starts out with the Dukes Of Hazzard.