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But for Cale Yarborough

it could be a turbocharged nightmare.

Cale Yarborough.

These good ol' boys are alright.

We ain't never gonna find Cale Yarborough.

- Greed. - We're in trouble, cuz.

Hang on!

- Ah! - I'll paint the flag.

I'm gonna adopt you two.

We got 'em.

'Yee-haw!'

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em but the law never will ♪

♪ Making their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like two modern day Robin Hoods ♪

'Yee-haw!'

What's Rosco chasing us for?

We ain't done nothing wrong today, have we?

It's hard to say. What day is it anyhow?

Keep goin', keep goin'.

Oh..

Dang sheriff. I ain't never seen one yet

that could drive a straight line without being tied to it.

You wanna do me a favor?

Shut up.

Now, Rosco don't chase the Duke boys for practice.

Where the Dukes are concerned, he's all business.

We don't want Rosco to nail us for going across the state line.

You best pull off some road here before he get to it.

'That's ten-four.'

I mean, there ain't nothing he won't do

to cause the Dukes trouble.

It worked, it worked.

Ah, this is Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane

'calling the Boss.'

'You got your ears on, little buddy? Come on.'

Rosco, how many times do I have to tell you not to disturb me

while I'm meditating at my shrine?

Well, well, this is good news, Boss.

Those Duke boys went over the state line

'just like we figured, come on.'

Well, that's a crying shame.

They broke the terms in their probation.

'I want you to arrest them Duke boys on sight.'

Now, that's one for their side. We're in trouble, cuz.

Yeah. Why should today be any different?

Where are we? I never seen this road before.

'That's 'cause we ain't never had to use it before.'

If anybody wanted to get lost, this is the way to go.

Well, I'll be. Check it out.

'Who is that puttin' the pedal to the metal?'

Let's go get a look at that dude close-up.

Woo!

'Well, Luke, what do you think?'

I think we're invading somebody's privacy.

- We better cut out of here. - Not just yet, fellas.

- Howdy. - Uh, hi.

You boys got a good excuse for being out here?

I didn't think we needed one.

You're trespassin'. You know that, don't you?

The last we heard, this track belonged

to Pawtucket County before it was sold.

They got an answer for everything, Cale.

Cale?

Luke, do you see who I see?

I sure do. It's Cale Yarborough.

Y'all snoopers put on a good act.

No, sir. We-we ain't no snoopers.

We just come from across the state line in Hazzard County.

- They got a nice story too. - Hold it, Chet.

Hazzard? I knew a fella there once.

Taught me a lot about cars when I was young.

His name was, uh... Skeeter.

- 'You know him?' - Yeah. We know him.

Used to work with Uncle Jesse on black tilly

when he's running shine.

- 'He's a heck of a mechanic.' - Relax, Chet.

- These good ol' boys are okay. - Okay.

Fellas, I'm sorry. But we just can't be too careful.

Shoot, no problem. My name's Bo, Mr. Yarborough. Bo Duke.

- This here's my cousin Luke. - Luke.

- Pleased to meet you, Cale. - Chet Garvey.

Owe you boys an explanation.

- Come on over here. - Yes, sir.

Well, it seems Mr. Cale Yarborough

has been doin' a little shadetree mechanic work.

They come up with a real live thingamajig.

'It's a computerized servo-operated'

'pop-off design wastegate.'

It's a what?

Well, that's just, uh, technical talk for turbocharger.

It can be a real barn-burner on a little car.

We've been testing out here for about a week now.

It's a nice old track. It's out of the way. NASCAR approved.

And now, we hope nobody knows about it 'cause

it's a perfect place to test this little baby

and win the Illinois 500.

Oh, what's the problem?

Keeping the Jethro brothers from stealin' it.

- Ah. - The Jethro brothers?

- 'That's right.' - I'm afraid we heard of them.

Yeah. All of it bad.

Well, there's no sense in the Jethro boys

or anybody else stealing it the way it is now.

It's still got a kink in it.

Ah, Mr. Yarborough.

I know a wrinkle or two about straight turbochargers myself.

Uh, you mind if we give her a couple of laps around the track?

Make some dust, boys.

Yeehoo!

Uh... thank you. Thank you, sir.

- The ol' boys aren't bad. - No, they aren't.

Now, listen up now.

When the red light on the dash comes on

hit the red switch and run it again.

- 'You got that?' - Ten-four.

You got it.

Now, ain't that some thingamajig?

That's nice.

Come on, boys.

- What do you think, Cale? - Looking good. Looking good.

- How was that? - Woo! Ha ha!

- That was nice. That was nice. - Nice drivin'.

- Did you like it? - Oh, I loved it!

I could see what you're talking. Felt that compression droppin'.

If I could regrind that poppet valve just a bit

it'd make a whole lot of difference.

I think you got the answer.

Where are we gonna get a milling machine here?

Ol' Cooter oughta be able to mill you one up custom.

- Well, sure he could. - Wha-what's an ol' Cooter?

- Thank you, Daisy. - That's my move.

Simon, we ain't never gonna find Cale Yarborough.

We've been all over this territory.

Not all of it. He's out there somewhere.

We're gonna find him.

We're gonna be $100,000 richer. Think about that.

Mate.

Looks like you're gonna have to wash and iron them bed sheets

for another week, Uncle Jesse.

Cooter, I am not your Uncle Jesse.

Yes, sir.

Uh, pardon me, ma'am. We were just passing through...

We were hopin', uh, you could answer couple of questions.

House rules are, I can't talk to strangers

unless they order a beer.

How about two beers, two questions?

You got it.

Sir? We've lost a couple of pals and I wonder if you've seen 'em.

One's drivin' an 18 foot camper

and the other one's in a white two-door.

I've, uh, seen a lot of what you're looking for, mister.

'What I mean is, uh..'

18 foot camper and a white two-door

ain't that unusual around Hazzard County?

Thank you. Keep the change, huh?

Okay, thanks. Enjoy your beers.

We'll walk into town and ask around.

We gotta get going, Simon. The Illinois 500's two days away.

I know that.

We're bound to get a break.

- Ah-h! - Whoo.

- Oh, alright. - Good morning.

- I'll bet ya, Cooter's in here. - Yeah, okay.

Cale Yarborough's here and we're gonna find him.

We just found him.

Lookie, here.

Hey, y'all. Hey, Cooter, Uncle Jesse.

Our old pal Garvey.

I want you to meet Mr. Chet Garvey.

Hey, Chet. How're you doing?

Good to see you, Chet.

Don't y'all tell nobody

that he is Cale Yarborough's pit boss. They're in town.

Cale Yarborough!

Didn't you hear the man say he didn't want nobody to know?

- What did he tell me for? - What...

You gotta keep it quite until Cale leaves for Illinois 500.

We tail Garvey and he'll lead us right to Mr. Yarborough.

That's it.

Hey, sheriff. This here is Enos.

I just spotted General Lee out here at the Boar's Nest.

Oh, that's good news, Enos.

Now listen, you put them Duke boys under apprehension.

I'm on my way now.

Sheriff, they ain't done nothin' wrong.

Can't we just give 'em a warnin'?

Enos, hush. You ignoramus.

They crossed over the state line

that means they violated their probation.

Now, do your duty!

Yes, sir.

Bo, Bo, I think it's time we's leavin'.

Cooter, you work with Chet here and we'll lose Enos.

- Y'all hold it, Enos. - Hey, Uncle Jesse.

Where did he go?

I castled.

We just found him, we just lost him. I don't believe this.

Y'all come back here, now. Come on back.

I'll get 'em, I'll get 'em.

You gonna outrun 'em on foot, you dipstick?

I'll just take a shortcut down Woodchuck Road and cut 'em off.

Rosco wasn't that far behind us. Where do you suppose he is?

I don't know.

- Ask me again. - What?

I once had a hound that would do that.

Just about the time he figured

that he couldn't find his tail... he'd tree a possum.

'Simon, ain't those the boys we saw with Garvey?'

Alright. Get out.

Come on now.

Well, they sure can't lead us to Garvey.

Not where they're going.

Let's sound out the local police. Come on.

I'm a busy man. I ain't gonna mess with, keep on.

- Excuse me, officer. - What?

Mind giving us a little help?

We're looking for couple of buddy-buddies.

- We know they're here. - 'We just don't know where.'

One's a medium height, solid-built, blonde.

The other's black, might be wearin' a little cap.

I'm afraid not.

Well, much obliged to you, sir, anyhow.

Service is my life.

Did you notice them two guys outside

asking about Cale and Chet?

Yeah, you, uh, you suppose them are them? Jethro brothers

that Cale's talking about?

I reckon they are.

Have to get that poppet valve out to Cale quickly.

Rosco loves to take fingerprints.

He don't file 'em, he just throws 'em away later.

But it sure makes him feel big-time

just going through the motions.

- Now, just.. - 'Rosco!'

- Mash 'em on there. - Where are you?

- Oh, B-Boss.. - Ah-h!

You got 'em, didn't you?

Good work.

I couldn't have done it without you, Boss.

Yeah.

Yeah, ah. You, don't..

Is that, you get ink on me?

It'll come out.

I'll tell you what will come out.

Money out of your pay.

Now, get me a new jacket or clean this one.

- Enos, book 'em! - Yes, sir.

Half of my salary's already used up on your wardrobe.

Y'all heard what sheriff said, fellas.

Let's get them fingerprints done now.

Now, look, Enos. We'll make a deal.

Give us one phone call, we won't give you no trouble.

It ain't like I don't trust y'all, but..

Last time, you hung me on the wall.

Look, Enos, we are entitled to one phone call

to call our loved ones, ain't we?

- Loved ones? - Yeah.

Oh, that's real nice, Bo.

Well, y'all go right ahead. Help yourself.

Thanks, buddy.

Loved ones.

How's it coming, Cooter?

Well, I'm afraid it's gonna take about another hour or so, Chet.

You just can't rush art.

Cooter's garage. Crazy Cooter coming at ya, come on.

- Crazy Cooter, Luke here. - Hey, Luke. How ya doin'?

You got Chet with you there?

Yeah, he's right here. Watching genius at work.

- Put him on, will you? - Hey, Chet.

- Yeah. - It's Luke.

Oh, thanks.

Hey, this is Chet here.

Yeah, Chet, we got ourselves jailed.

But them two brothers are definitely in town

and are definitely looking for, uh, our mutual friend.

Oh, no. Uh, thank you, Luke.

I'll be right there. You hang loose, ya hear?

Huh?

I wonder where Yarborough's hid out, Simon.

Hold it.

Lookie, there's Garvey again.

Let's go.

You got a jack?

No, sir. Go fish.

Enos, you don't go fish in rummy, you dummy.

- I just, I just.. - Uh, excuse me.

What?

You got a Luke and Bo Duke in custody?

I have. Guess the word's out on how good a sheriff I really am.

- 'I love it.' - How much is his bail?

Uh, it's, it's $200.

$200?

- Well, I like to bail 'em out. - Y-you what?

I'm a little pressed for time, if you don't mind.

Get down. Here he comes again.

The same two the sheriff just pulled in.

I tell you, Mr. Garvey, we can't thank you enough

for bailing us out of jail.

- Don't mention it. - Alright.

Hey, I bet that poppet valve's ready.

Let's head on over to Cooter's.

Simon. They work for Yarborough too.

Probably.

Might as well get the electronic ears and bug both them cars.

The one the sheriff towed in and the white one.

Who knows, we might get lucky

and find us a supercharger under the hood.

Be my guest.

Well, that makes both of 'em.

Sweet.

But I still gotta get that supercharger.

Now, the question is, Rosco..

Who is this Garvey fella?

What is he doin' in Hazzard County?

And since when are the Duke boys worth $200 to him?

- Answer me that. - Well, uh..

Hello.

Oh, hello, cousin Maybell.

What?

Really.

Well, now, Maybell Tillingham.

You know you shouldn't tell anybody

what's in other people's telegrams.

So you read it to me, but don't you listen.

"Cale Yarborough in Hazzard County

"testing turbocharger, stop.

"We'll wire you when we get our hands on it. Stop.

Start counting first place money in the Illinois 500."

Signed, Jethro brothers.

Well, thank you, darlin'.

And you can look for somethin' extra

in your pay envelope come the end of the month.

- But don't look too hard. - Bye.

Now, Boss could smell the ink on a dollar

like a bird dog huntin' quail.

And when he heard the words turbocharger and money

and Cale Yarborough Boss came to point.

Alright, Simon. Now we'll be able to hear

a tick on a hound dog in both cars.

I gotta get this poppet valve to Cale

if we're gonna make the Illinois 500 by tomorrow.

Is there a quicker way out of here?

Sure, but you can't find it by yourself.

- Not unless you follow us. - That's fine. Lead the way.

- Just make time. - You got it.

Duck.

'Easy, cuz. We gotta get back to Cale quick.'

You hear that?

All we gotta do is follow them boys right to Cale Yarborough.

That's it.

I got ya. I got ya.

You're under arrest.

- You boys done messed up. - I don't get it, sheriff.

Well, your friend here, he just, he just threw a cigar

out here on a public thoroughfare.

And now that is litterin' and creatin' a possible fire hazard.

It didn't take Boss long to let these two ol' boys

know that they'd been violating a few blue laws that's been

on the books since way back before

they'd whooped the British.

Here is a city ordinance, 7763B that definitely states

that when you cross a street, you gotta ring your cowbell.

You're coming up with some legal lulus here to suit your purpose.

What's your purpose?

My purpose? Ain't it obvious?

- Greed. - Yeah, greed.

Now, ain't there some way that we can strike up

some kind of a business arrangement, Mr. Hogg?

- Business arrangement? - Sure.

- Boss, you and I... - Can shut up.

- Can shut up. - 'That means you!'

I never deal on a dry mouth, don't you know?

- Daisy. - 'Yeah, Boss.'

Bring in some champagne and glasses, will you?

'Domestic or imported?'

Both! Domestic champagne, imported glasses.

Nice girl, that Daisy.

Unfortunately, she comes from a very annoying family.

Alright. What do you want?

Well, now, I ain't totally unreasonable, fellas.

Let's just say..

I want what I deserve.

- How much? - $15,000, coin to the rim.

In return for which we'll drop all charges against you fellas.

'You get full services in my sheriff's department'

'to confiscate Cale Yarborough's turbocharger'

'so you fellas can win the Illinois 500.'

The winner of which, I believe, receives 100,000 simoleons.

It's worth it.

- Alright, you got it. - Yeah.

Fifteen thousand, after..

We get the turbocharger.

Fair enough, yeah!

I get 15,000, you fellas get the turbocharger

win the Illinois 500, and I get a bonus.

The Duke boys in jail.

'Now, where's that girl with that champagne?'

With the new poppet valve set into the turbocharger

the boys and ol' Cale was about to go out

and make a trail run, once around the track.

Go!

Woo!

Now, even if the boys get out of this mess

and Cale gets out of his, they still got Boss Hogg

and the Jethro brothers to deal with.

Now, how do you like that on your plate?

Yahoo!

Now, that's just about how I'd put it.

This is it! Let's hit it!

- Hey, yeah. - Woo-hoo!

Good run!

- Hey, man! - Man, you were flyin'.

Bo, Luke, thanks to you two.

I got myself a winner in that turbocharger.

Why don't you two join my pit crew?

- Whoa! - Ha ha. Well.

'Luke, Bo.'

'This is Daisy, come in.'

'Luke, Bo. Now, come on.'

Oh, Luke here, Daisy. What's up?

- Y'all with a Mr. Yarborough? - Oh, yeah. Why?

Boss and some brothers by the name of Jethro

'are planning on stealin' his turbocharger'

'and win in the Illinois 500 with it.'

'Are you boys in trouble?'

'No more than usual I guess, Daisy.'

'Thanks a lot.'

That must be them two guys with Boss.

Yeah, we race against them often enough.

Yeah, they drive just like they play, dirty.

You naughty boys.

Shepherd to Lost Sheep. Shepherd to Lost Sheep. Over.

Uh, Bo here, Uncle Jesse. Anything wrong?

I should have said Shepherd to black sheep.

Now, I want you two back here right away.

We got a lot of plain talking to do. You got that?

- 'Uncle Jesse, we're tryin'... ' - 'Don't you Uncle Jesse me.'

'The two of you get here, pronto!'

Yes, sir.

Sorry about this, Cale. We'll be right back.

Gentlemen, them Duke boys just put themselves

out of circulation for a while.

Enos, Deputy Enos Strate. You out there? Come in. Come in.

'Yes, sir, Mr. Hogg. I'm right here.'

I know all of that and I think it's nice that you boys

wanna help Mr. Yarborough.

But not at the expense of jeopardizing your own

probation by crossing over the state line.

But it was just a risk that both Luke and me felt we had to take.

Boss Hogg and 'em Jethro brothers

are trying to steal that turbocharger.

If we don't help Cale...

I don't care nothing about no turbocharger.

I just care about you two boys.

Now, you don't really mean that.

That ain't the way you brought us up.

No. You said that the Dukes should never turn their back

on somebody who needed help fightin' the system.

Especially, J.D. Hogg's system.

I, uh... I said that?

- You said that. - Sure you did.

Well, alright.

You go ahead and help Mr. Yarborough

but be careful, do you hear?

- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.

- What does he want? - Well, I don't know.

We're out on bail, ain't we?

I sure thought we were.

I guess we're about to find out.

- Hey, Enos. - Howdy, Uncle Jesse.

- Hey, Enos. - Enos.

Hey, Bo, Luke. I, uh..

Dang, it's hard, fellas, but..

I'm afraid I got a warrant here for y'all's arrest.

Arrest?

- For what? - 'Wait a minute, Enos.'

We're out on bail, remember?

I surely do, Bo, and I pointed that fact out

to the sheriff and Judge Hogg.

Judge Hogg?

Well, that there warrant's issued by him.

He's the justice of the peace, Luke.

This here warrant's no good.

It don't even say what they're to be arrested for.

Yes, sir, I pointed that fact out too.

Judge Hogg said he'll fill that in later, Uncle Jesse.

I hope you boys are gonna come along real peaceful like.

Now, just a minute, Enos.

Sit down over here.

I need your opinion on something.

Now, then, Enos..

Do you think these boys is guilty?

- Of what? - Well, of anything.

No, sir.

'Did you see 'em do anything outside the law?'

No, sir.

Ever hear a tale of 'em doing anything outside the law?

No, sir.

When J.D. Hogg made out this warrant here

did he say he had proof they'd done somethin' outside the law?

No, sir.

Do you believe in arrestin' people

that you don't have any proof against?

No, sir. No, sir.

Well, now then, if you was on the jury

and you heard the evidence

that you just came down with right here.

Would you find these boys guilty or not guilty?

Not guilty.

Well, there you are, you can step down.

Boys, you can go ahead on. Case dismissed.

- Congratulations, Bo. - Thank you, Enos, buddy.

Congratulations, Luke.

- We'll see ya' all later. - Bye-bye.

Now, hold on, boys.

Enos, those boys will be back. He he.

But you snookered me, Uncle Jesse.

Well, yeah.

But, uh, I kinda think you wanted to be snookered, Enos.

Because you know something, what I think?

I think that deep down inside, you wanna fight the system

just as bad as we do, now isn't that right?

It just could be, Uncle Jesse.

But I still gotta do my duty as a sworn in lawman.

I'll see you, Uncle Jesse.

Sworn in lawman.

Sorry we had to run out on you guys.

Yeah, but everything's fixed.

Cale, you know, we're sitting ducks out here.

We better get on to the Illinois 500 if we can.

That ain't gonna be easy, considering Boss Hogg's gonna

have all the roads around here blocked.

In that case, we'll never make the race.

Unless we find a way to throw him off the trail.

We can pull that turbocharger off the engine and carry it.

Yeah, yeah.

Then figure out a plan to decoy them Jethro brothers

and make 'em think we're some place else.

'I got an idea. It's gonna work.'

'We can find another charger, we're gonna have it easy..'

Step one, the Cale Yarborough's white car

is out in the open for the whole world to see.

Step two, you send ol' Garvey on the road out of town

hopin' them other guys will follow him.

And step three was real clever.

Drop Cale Yarborough at the bus stop.

You let him take a thingamajig

and slip out of town real quietly.

That was one slick plan.

And it didn't work worth a pitcher of spit.

I don't believe it.

We got 'em, Enos. We got 'em.

Go, go, go.

And we got orders to confiscate anything that they're carrying.

How did Rosco and Enos know we're going to the bus stop?

'Lucky guess.'

Oh, I wouldn't say that.

'Where to now? Back to the bus stop?'

'Nah, too obvious. Let's head for the train depot.'

'We'll sneak Cale out on the 2:10 to Hotlanta.'

That's what he thinks.

Rosco, can you hear me?

Now, you and Enos

get yourselves over to the train depot..

You see what I see?

Luke, you're gonna call Rosco and Enos

being at the train station just another lucky guess?

I don't know what to tell you, cuz.

Is there no other way out of town?

No, not unless we grow wings.

- Well, that's it. - What's it?

Amos Stigger.

Howdy, Luke. Howdy, Bo.

Hey, Amos.

Amos Stigger, I'd like you to meet Cale Yarborough.

- Cale Yarborough. - Howdy, Amos.

What're you boys doing out here?

Amos, we got us an emergency.

Oh, you got Boll Weevil. You got Locust?

No, it ain't nothing like that, Amos.

We need you to take Mr. Yarborough to Washington

so he can get another plane.

Oh, I'd be happy to.

Whoa! Alright.

But I can't do today.

I got a crop-dusting job to do for Boss Hogg right away.

- Boss Hogg? - Yeah.

I said it once and I say it again

there are just strange things happenin' today.

There sure are. Now, I don't mind dustin' Boss' crops

but they sure is a waste of time.

- How come? - Oh, Boss don't have no crops.

- It's Rosco and Enos again! - How do they do it?

Don't know. I'm starting to feel like we're on candid camera.

Which way we gonna go now?

'Dealer's choice.'

We got 'em, Boss. We got 'em.

Yes, sir. We got them.

Yeah, we got them.

Hang on back there, Cale. They ain't got us yet.

'Hit it, Bo.'

Ain't that pretty hanging there like that?

Y'all stick around

'cause we'll be getting on with it in a minute.

- 'Yee-haw.' - 'Yee-haw.'

You boys do this often?

You know how it is when you get a country boy behind a wheel.

Whoo!

- 'Oh.' - 'You alright, sheriff?'

Ooh. Ooh..

Rosco, if I'm translating you right

you lost them again, didn't you?

I just don't know what to make of it.

Boss and Rosco are..

- They're one step ahead of us. - How are they doing that?

As if they were right there in the car with us.

Maybe they were.

A bug.

We ain't getting nothin'.

They must have stepped out of range.

Boss, this here's Luke Duke. Got your ears on?

Me and Bo got a personal message for you.

'Just for your ears only. So listen up, you hear?'

Yeah, yeah, I'm listenin'.

A-ah!

Patience, fellas. Patience.

I personally guarantee that Cale Yarborough

wouldn't get out of Hazzard County.

And I'm a man of my word.

That is when the price is right, and $20,000 is just fine.

The price was 15,000.

Well, the cost of roadblocks is going up every minute.

Not to mention the wear and tear on my bones.

Rosco, come in!

'You're wall-to-wall, Boss. So go ahead and squall.'

Now, here's what we're all gonna do.

Now, there's running out of time and ideas

at about the same rate.

Nah. Bo, get on the horn and get a hold of Jesse and Daisy

and have 'em meet us at Cooter's.

- Alright. - I'll explain everything there.

You don't need to explain to me.

For once, I'm right ahead of you.

Hey, when all this is over, I'm gonna adopt you two.

That might not be a very good idea.

He'll eat you outta house and home.

Now, first Luke and Bo brought Cale's white car to Cooter's.

Then he explained the situation to Jesse and Daisy

and told them what they'd have to do.

Next came Cooter.

Now this was a might tricky.

Y'all, lemme get this straight now, here.

Y'all want me to take Cale's car here

and do a paint job so it matches up with the General?

- Plus one more car. - One more car.

It don't have to be exact as long as it's the same model.

We'll help with the painting so it won't take that long.

I'll paint the flag, I just love that flag.

But the question is, where do we find another car this model?

If you can find one more, we'll be in debt to you.

Gentlemens, you are in high cotton.

I happen to have in the rear of my establishment

the very thing.

'Now, it does have a busted radiator.'

If you run it for more than 50

it's gonna... like ol' faithful.

- Let's do it. - Done.

Yes, sir. Thank you.

This is Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane

at barricade one, calling Deputy Enos Strate

at barricade two.

'You got your ears on, dipstick?'

- 'Come on.' - Right back at you, sheriff.

I hear you loud and clear.

Well, do you see anything, come on?

Out on the hill, I think I see a sheep with a bloat.

Enos, I don't give a dang about no sheep with a bloat.

Do you see the Dukes, come on?

Seems like Rosco and Enos have been busy

while the boys have been working at Cooter's garage.

That's two roads blocked up already.

Will you two mushmouths shut your bazoos?

Uh, make that three roads.

This ain't gonna be an easy situation.

We got 'em bottled up for sure

so long as you mule heads do your job.

Roadblock number three over here.

And why my roadblock is number three and not number one

I'll never know.

Anyhow, we're all set and ready. What about you?

Number one is fine as wine, little fat buddy, come on.

Roadblock number two is good as buttermilk

'Mr. Hogg and sheriff.'

Well, alright.

Then let them play their game.

If there's still time.

Now, Boss is gonna get what he's waiting for

'cause here comes General Lee, and it's not alone.

Now, just to keep y'all from getting confused

old Jesse is driving General A.

Daisy is at the wheel of General B.

And in C, in the middle, in the real General Lee

now that's Bo and Luke with Mr. Yarborough, I think.

Luke's plan was to confuse the enemy.

And he did a pretty fair job of confusin' me.

It's the General, it's headed right for us.

He won't get through without totaling himself.

He'll have to stop.

We got them. They've turned tail.

And they're headed west on Sumner Road.

Right, Mr. Hogg.

I'll go back and head 'em off.

I should sight 'em up ahead any second.

Ding-dang! There they are behind me.

Behind you?

If they're behind you then they can't be going west

they gotta be going east, you..

We got 'em in plain sight and they're still moving west.

West? No, it's a-a south. No, it's east. No, uh..

They took the turnoff at Sutton's Crossing.

It'll bring them out on the North Fork.

'I repeat it, North Fork.'

Balls of fire, Mr. Hogg.

I don't know y'all is chasin'

but the General I'm after headed back towards the crossing.

Make up your mind, will you?

'Dipstick!'

Now, I got you. He he.

You don't got anything, you numbskull. We got 'em.

'And they're heading right for the North Fork. You got that?'

It's the West Fork that they're heading for.

- North Fork. - It's the West Fork, you..

Boss, it's, it's the West Fork.

And I've got them in my sight as plain as day.

Sun comes up in the east and sets in the west.

Thirty days that's September, April, June, and November.

Ah!

Come on, get him. We got 'em this time.

Get 'em out of there. Get them out. Come on.

It sure don't take much to draw

a crowd in Hazzard County no more, does it?

Jumpin' jehoshaphat! They're in another General Lee...

Come on, go get the others. Come on, you two. Come on.

Surprise, Enos.

You have to hover back to your car and call this one in.

Are you disappointed?

I ain't never disappointed seeing you, Daisy.

Oh, Enos.

Now comes the good part.

Ooh.

'Yeah, alright. Stay here now. We got 'em trapped.'

Damn. A-ah!

Rosco, you dodo.

Get that vehicle back blocking the road.

Well, I hate to say it, but I'm clean outta aces.

Hey, what about this?

'Ten-four.'

While boss was waiting for the General

Luke was fixin' to give him the biggest surprise of all.

They'll never get through this time, partners.

They're as good as sealed off.

Here they come.

Rosco, shoot if you have to.

Aim for the tires. Just stop 'em.

- We got the light. - Then, hang on.

Oh-h!

Yee-hoo!

Boss and Rosco had a heart-to-heart talk.

All about what went wrong.

That's how the Dukes helped one of the world's

greatest race drivers win the Illinois 500.

- Alright. - Yeah.

The Jethro brothers came in last

which was a lot better than they deserved.

But don't y'all just love happy endings.