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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw Been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪

'Yee-haw!'

They say the hills are alive with the sound of music.

Of course, in Hazzard, the instruments that they use

ain't the usual kind.

And that's "Dixie" being played for going 95 miles an hour.

Dang it, Rosco. Can't he just leave us alone?

Don't he know we're just testing out a new camshaft?

Unless you want that camshaft in the front seat with us

you'd better take her out of second gear.

Cute.

Uh, this is your leader Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.

I got the Duke boys on 9-11

between there and the county line.

You got your ears on, Enos? Come on.

I hear you, sheriff.

I'm over here on Snake Nation Road.

I likely caught a speed block..

'Sheriff, I got..'

It sounds like Enos' radio is all bustin' up.

I guess so.

You think I can fool Rosco with my Enos imitation?

- Five bucks says you can't. - You're on.

'Sheriff Col... cut 'em off..'

Enos, what are you munching on?

I can't understand what you're saying. I'm not copying.

- 'Where are you?' - Right here, sheriff.

It's milking time, sheriff, them Duke boys are gonna be

turning off at Hopkins Crossing.

You better cut cross-country, sheriff. Hah! I'm gone.

Well, now that's better. Right now you're using your head.

Now, just maintain radio silence.

I'm standing by. I'm gone.

Mmm, lookee here what's coming.

Oh, gosh.

Guess that did it. Five bucks.

Sheriff, that wasn't me talking.

'I got... cross..'

Enos, when I say maintain radio silence

that means for you to hush!

Ain't you glad Bo and Luke don't direct

traffic at the airport?

'Get out of my way, you dipstick!'

We're gonna search every inch of ground

between the county line and that Duke farm!

And this time we'll get 'em.

Now if anybody thinks the Dukes have heard the last of this

they got another thing coming.

Alright.

Alright, right over there is the county line.

Here are your pool cues.

And, uh... these are your loaded dice..

And, uh... your marked cards.

Now, if you hustlers ever step one foot back inside

the Sweetwater County Line again

you're gonna spend the next ten years of your life

pounding mountains into molehills, you hear?

Bye.

Let that dummy over in Hazzard handle them.

I'm gonna drop his head into a side pocket.

Talking about pockets, friend

ours are a mite empty.

Well, we'll fill 'em in Cottondale.

Lots of suckers there just waiting to be taken.

Are you planning on walking to Cottondale?

Well, not since they invented the wheel.

Come on, let's go find some.

'Ridin' in that car, this water sure feels great.'

Well, I figure as long as Rosco is waiting for..

For us to show our faces, we might as well lay low

till the heat goes away.

Well, what do you think, Ernie?

It's a neon sign spelling grand theft auto

that's what I think.

Well, we ain't got no choice.

That's right.

It's sealed.

Why, we've been through windows before.

Wait... hey! What the hell!

What do you think you're doing?

Hey, wa-wait a minute!

Ain't it amazing all the help Bo and Luke have

when it comes to getting into trouble?

Shouldn't take us long to get to Cottondale.

Is this car double strong or what?

'Whoops! Hey, man, that's the wrong way.'

'Oh, no! Not again.'

This is Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.

Hey, Enos, I got the Duke boys in sight on Route 99.

'And I'm in hot pursuit.'

'Push it, man.'

'He's coming up like a bull in a cowshed.'

'Uh-oh! Look! What do we do now, Ernie?'

Are you kiddin'? Take a left.

Possum on a gumbush.

- I'm going in. - Get 'em, Enos.

This is Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.

I want you to get an ambulance and a wrecker

out at the old River Road.

The Duke boys done gone in the pond.

Luke's britches. Bo's, Bo's shirt.

Can you help me find 'em, sheriff?

Help me, sheriff!

I can't, Enos.

I can't swim.

Damn Duke boys are just..

Why they had to do that?

Now, in case you all forgot... ain't nobody died.

Bo and Luke Duke..

Dead.

Rosco..

I just ain't prepared to hear a thing like that.

Well, they're, they're dead, alright.

We... found their clothes down in the pond.

And, uh, Enos is down there now dragging for the..

Bodies.

You know, I expected anything and everything

from them Duke boys.

But not that they go get their selves killed.

- No. - I can't believe it.

Mm-mm.

I just can't believe it.

Well, "The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away."

And them Duke boys, they've been took.

Bo and Luke... gone.

Gone.

It gets me. Gone forever.

Forever.

- But not forgotten, Rosco. - No. No.

- Never forgotten. - Nev-never forgotten.

Those brave boys of pure clean American stock..

Cut down so soon in the early prime

of their young lives.

Holding high the ideals of what they believed in.

They lived well. They fought well.

They drovewell.

You sure could never catch 'em, could ya?

Well, that was a couple of times...

How dreary the days will pass in Hazzard County

without the challenge of these worthy adversaries.

Now, there ain't no question that the clothes on that line

didn't come from no fashion show.

But when you're barefoot and up to your chin

you don't look a gift horse in the mouth neither.

Did I say horse?

Let's go.

Rosco..

Bo and Luke Duke may have gone to their reward

but they can still do us a big favor.

A favor?

But, Boss, see... but they're dead, you see.

Dead folks, they-they can't help live folks.

Well, of course, there's nothing they can do.

That's exactly why they can do it.

- Uh... how's that? - Rosco.

This here is the most famous antique in Hazzard County.

Excepting Lulu, your fair sister.

Yeah, that's-that's right.

This watch and chain that once belonged

to my namesake, Jefferson Davis

first President of the Confederate States of America.

- Ain't that a beauty? - It's gorgeous.

Now, tell me.

How much do you think that's worth?

Uh, well, Boss, I-I just don't think I could count that high.

You're right.

- Ooh! - He he he.

Fifteen dollars!

- F-fifteen dollars? - Ha ha ha.

'Cause that ain't the real Jefferson Davis watch and chain.

- Just a cheap imitation. - Boy, you could have fooled me.

Yeah, just like I fooled everybody in Hazzard for years.

The real one's worth at least twenty thousand simoleons.

T-twenty th-thousand simoleons?

- Cold cash. - Cold cash.

And I got it locked up right over here.

Hidden in my safe.

You got it right here, huh?

Now, suppose... just suppose

I destroyed that imitation one and claimed it was stolen.

Now, who wouldn't believe that it was the real one got took?

- Nobody. - Yeah.

And suppose... why, just suppose that the ones I claimed took it

couldn't prove that they didn't

'cause they were dead.

Did you have somebody particular in mind, Boss?

Rosco, you oughta have been a bone specialist.

- You got the brain for it. - Well...

- I'm talking about Bo and Luke! - Oh.

- The Duke boys! - Oh..

- God rest their souls. - Yeah. Rest 'em.

Now, the insurance company

will reimburse me

to the tune of twenty thousand

and I'll still have that real watch and chain to boot.

- Psst! - Becky Mae! Hey, psst!

Hey, Bo. Hiya, Luke.

- You guys been skinny-dippin'? - Uh, not-not exactly

But look, we're in kind of a hurry

so could we borrow some clothes maybe?

You wanna borrow some of my clothes?

No, Becky Mae, we wanna borrow some of your pa's clothes.

Pa ain't built like neither one of you.

Get in the house, Becky Mae.

But, ma, I was just talking...

Get in the house!

Now, I don't know what mischief you Dukes are up to

'but I don't want you coming around here making trouble.'

Every time y'all come up here

my cow dries up and my hens stop layin'.

- Now, git! - Y-yes, ma'am.

R-right away.

Why are we running around looking for clothes?

You got me.

I learned something though, Bo.

A man ain't truly been insulted till he stood buck naked

in front of a woman, she didn't even notice.

Or care.

Shoot. Fire and safe box matches.

That ain't a half bad shot there, Hoss.

But... I bet you can't do it again.

Well... I'm not much of a gambling man.

But how much?

All I got is five dollars.

- You're on. - Set 'em up.

He won't make that shot in a million years.

I wonder where that dang Bo and Luke are.

Uncle Jesse, they'll be here. You know how they are.

Sure I know how they are. That's why I'm worried.

And besides that, my big toe has been hurtin'.

And when that big toe hurts, that means trouble.

Well, maybe shoe's too tight, Uncle Jesse.

Shoe's too... I'm not your Uncle Jesse.

Oh, Jesse, you're here.

'Yep, I'm here.'

Uh, Jesse... I got some bad news for you.

Well, that's nothing new, J.D.

What is it?

Well... Bo and Luke... are..

You better tell him.

M-me, Boss?

Well, you're the sheriff around here, ain't you?

'Well, go on, Rosco.'

Well, Jesse, uh..

I-I don't know how to tell this to you easy.

But I was chasing Bo and Luke in the General Lee and they..

They done run off the road into the pond.

He he. That's 'em.

They didn't come up.

You gotta be wrong, Rosco. You gotta be wrong.

I wish I was, Cooter.

Really wish I was.

Jesse, I..

I chased the boys a lot, you know, they..

When they'd mess up a little and they..

But they, they seemed to enjoy that and I..

I think sometimes I did too.

But you gotta believe it..

Was never anything personal.

'Jesse.'

I just want you to know I'm sorry too

about what happened.

And Rosco... well, it wasn't his fault.

He's just doing his duty.

Bo and Luke, may their souls rest in peace

had just stolen my genuine Jefferson Davis gold watch

and jeweled chain.

That's not true. You know it isn't true.

Oh, it is true. Sorry to have to say it.

It's true.

There's a charge of grand theft jewelry.

'So you see, by going to their reward'

them boys saved themselves some big trouble.

I'm gonna prove... they didn't do that

if it takes the rest of my days.

Mr. Scarecrow, I can't tell you how obliged we are.

Yeah, just giving us your shirt right off your back like that.

I'll tell you what, we'll give it back as soon as we can.

Do y'all realize that this all started

when ol' Bo and Luke were just trying to test a camshaft?

Umm..

It's hard to think they're gone, Jesse.

Ah-h-h... finally.

Sure is a funny time for Uncle Jesse to be having a party.

Then it must be a surprise party.

I've never known Daisy to entertain

with a line of wash still outside.

Mr. Jesse, if anything we can do

we're here to help.

Thank you, Lawrence.

Cooter?

- Let's take a peek. - Alright.

Bo, I get the feeling we're looking at a wake.

- Whose? - 'Terrible loss.'

Uh, Cooter, you pour the rest of this.

I gotta go out in the barn and get some more.

Jesse, you alright? You look like you've seen a ghost.

Oh, no, I'm fine, Sunshine.

Just... fine.

There you are. Heh heh heh.

There you are, my boys, Bo and Luke.

There you are! Ha ha ha!

Bo-Bo and Luke.

Ha ha ha, my boys. Let me look at you.

Well, there you are.

Yes, sir. Here we are.

Uncle Jesse, who... died?

Who died?

You've got the nerve to ask me who died!

You two get to that barn!

Get in there! After all you've put me through...

- Uncle Jesse, we didn't... - Take a switch to both of you.

- Now, just get in there. - Yes, sir.

Alright, you two, now you explain to me why you're alive

praise the Lord, instead of dead and drowned, no thanks to Rosco?

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Would you just slow down enough for us

to climb aboard your train of thought?

That wake in there is for you two.

Because you were supposed to have crashed and drowned

after Rosco chased you for stealing Hogg's solid gold watch

that was owned by Jefferson Davis.

- We did what? - Stole his watch!

Wait a minute, Uncle Jesse. This the first we heard about it.

Except the part about Rosco chasing us.

Yeah, but we lost him, and well, we did a little skinny-dipping

and two guys ripped off the General and our clothes.

Oh, I've gotta go report the General's been stolen to Rosco.

Hold it.

You report anything, and you go straight to the pokey

because J.D. and Rosco are saying you're the ones

'that stole the watch.'

Uncle Jesse. You need any..

You boys get out of sight.

'That scream's gonna bring everybody in Hazzard County.'

- What happened? - Breathe deep.

Oh, well, uh, uh, Daisy just got hysterical

over Bo and Luke's passing.

But she'll be alright.

You know how women are.

Now, why don't y'all just go back on in the house

and have a good time.

Yeah. Why don't y'all run on back inside

and let's let Daisy get a little air?

Anything I can get for her, Uncle Jesse?

I ain't your Uncle Jesse.

Uncle Jesse, I swear I saw Bo and Luke just standing there

right besides you. Big as life.

Now, Daisy honey, you know that ain't possible now.

Uh, Cooter. Cooter? Cooter. Cooter.

Hi, Cooter.

Y'all ain't dead.

- Hardly. - No, we ain't.

Uh... see, story goes that, well, we went, we lost Rosco

and went skinny-dipping, and then, uh..

It-it was awful hot.

Now after everybody explained everything to everybody..

It all came down to one thing.

The only way that Bo and Luke were going to stay out of jail

was to keep it a secret that they were still alive.

Now, I think I smell a little shuck and jive.

- 'Put the money out here.' - 'Okay, 20 big ones, boys.'

- I'll take five of that. - Roll the dice.

I'm sorry, boys. I haven't got a way. I'll get it.

- 'Come on, now roll the dice.' - 'Let's go.'

- Come on eight! - Put the money up.

There's Rosco!

'You boys best get away before he spots you.'

We gotta get into town, prove we didn't steal that watch.

I can't think of no better time than now

especially with Rosco right on top of us.

Alright. Uncle Jesse, why don't you and Daisy stay here

and stall ol' Rosco. I'll run the boys up town.

But now, how's going into town gonna help anything?

Look, Boss accuses us of grand theft.

He's got to have something up his sleeve

besides that fat, pink arm of his.

Come on, guys. Let's get out of here.

Take care.

- Where's Cooter goin'? - Oh, he had an emergency call.

Ain't nobody better in an emergency than Cooter.

Well, I don't know about that.

Uh, Jesse, uh, I think it's mighty kind of you to..

Kind of forgive and forget.

Well, Rosco, what with the boys gone now..

Uh, they'll be glad to know that I forgave and forgot you.

Uh, uh..

Come on, Daisy.

Hey hey hey. You know something? We got company.

'Enos. Just what we need.'

Cooter, you may not be a lawyer, but if you don't lose Enos

you'll have an intimate understanding

with the words "aid" and "abet."

Y'all wanna hear the evening news?

- What? - He's gonna catch us.

He's probably running a little lighter than we are.

We'd run a whole lot lighter, if we'd get rid of them tires.

- Do it. - It's done.

Move your carcass, boy.

Looks like old Enos is about to get tarred.

Don't forget that ol' Phil and Ernie

the cause of all the trouble

were still lurking around Hazzard.

♪ Bet my money on the bobtail nag ♪

♪ Somebody bet on the b.. ♪♪

Hold on. Hang on, brother.

Y'all lurk around too.

Uh-oh.

Bo, wait!

Uh..

Ya-aa-hoo!

That boy's tougher than a pine knot.

- 'She gonna run, Cooter?' - 'Oh, yeah.'

I blew out the engine, dried out the ignition. It'll run a bunch.

But what with y'all having gone to that great grease rack

in the sky, who's gonna drive it?

We can't stay dead forever.

We gotta find out why Boss lied about us stealing.

Well, you got any bright ideas?

Neither him nor Rosco are bound to up and tell us about it.

Yeah, y'all show up being dead, it'll scare him straight.

You catch a drift to what he just said?

- I sure did. - Mind letting me in on it?

Cooter, we don't have to. It was your dang idea.

Oh. Ha ha.

What was?

Double order catfish, hush puppies, extra coleslaw

pickles and onions, large order fries

extra thick chocolate milk and two pieces of pecan pie.

- Is that right? - That's right.

And get yourself something, Enos.

Yes, sir. You want a pie a la mode?

No, I don't want an a la mode. I gotta watch my calories.

Yes, sir.

'Rosco.'

'Rosco.'

Hello? Uh... oh..

'Rosco.'

Somebody's playing tricks.

'It's me, Rosco. Luke Duke calling from beyond the grave.'

There ain't no such thing as ghosts.

- Is there? - 'Rosco.'

'Ro-o-osco-o-o.'

Somebody just, uh... playing tricks here.

And being disrespectful of the dead, and I just..

'You framed us, Rosco!'

I didn't frame nobody.

'Look down in the sheriff's impound.'

I ain't gonna look down in nothing.

- 'See for yourself.' - What's down there?

'Come on, Rosco.'

Well, I'll just, yeah, I'll just..

'Come on down, Rosco.'

'Come on, Rosco, get in.'

'We'll drive you all the way to the pearly gates.'

No, no.

That is, if they still let you in

after what you done to us.

'Hee hee hee ha ha ha!'

How's ol' Rosco look now?

'Like a cancelled stamp.'

'This luminous paint works like a charm.'

'You framed us, Rosco. We're gonna get you, Rosco.'

'We ain't gonna let you rest.'

Rosco.

No, no!

Oh, Enos. Enos, I'm glad to see you.

They were out of catfish, sheriff.

Never mind the catfish, Enos. I thought you were one of them.

- Them? - Yeah. Bo and Luke Duke.

Well, sheriff, you know it ain't polite to make fun

of Bo and Luke after they passed.

I ain't. I want you to see something you ain't never seen.

Come, come. You go first.

Here, don't-don't be frightened now.

Just-just move out there.

What do you call that right in there?

- That's a ghost ship. - No, that ain't.

- There ain't no such thing. - Not until one comes along.

Ooh! Alright now, just cut that out.

There ain't no such thing as ghosts, and I know that.

- Don't rile him, sheriff. - Well, we gotta do something.

Maybe we ought to call a preacher.

I sure hope these old gadgets of Cooter's work.

Make him jump over the deep end.

'Rosco.'

My goodness, he's one of them spook-talking mediums.

General Lee's one of them spook-talking mediums.

'Rosco.'

Alright. That's enough of that.

You're not gonna scare me.

Ooh. What's that? What's that?

'Rosco, Rosco, Rosco, Rosco.'

Now, stop that! You're not gonna scare me, no matter what.

'Ooh, that scares me.'

Enos, don't hang on me.

Alright, that's enough. Now cut that out.

Ooh! Ooh! Now, you done messed up.

Now, ghost or no ghost, that's Hazzard County property.

- Freeze! Freeze! - Yeah.

'You better give me some good directions.'

'I feel like I'm working on my instrument rating.'

Look out, Bo. Look-lookout! Where you going?

This is real funny.

In all the ghost stories I read, we're ought to be chasing them.

That'll teach you not to believe everything you hear.

- 'Bo, look where you're going?' - Avery, look out.

Enos, go back to the Hazzard movie show and get Avery.

He's all hung up.

If this were pinball

ol' Rosco would already have a bunch of free games.

He ain't missed yet.

'Oh!'

Put out your can, here come the garbage man.

There's no one driving that fool car.

Come on, turn around. Go after it.

Now, I always thought that hogs liked mud, but this one don't.

Rosco, Rosco, this is J.B. Hogg. Dang it, where are you? Over.

I'm just sitting right here in a police car. Come back.

Rosco, I should have known you'd be gold-bricking

while I'm out chasing a driverless car

all the way to tarnation and back. Over.

You seen it, too? The ghost of General Lee? Come back.

Of course, I seen it, and that car was no ghost.

'Them Duke boys may be dead, but that car ain't.'

Because cars don't die.

Batteries do, Boss. Why not cars? Come on.

Rosco, somebody's playing tricks on us.

Somebody may be acting in the Dukes' behalf.

Boss, I was just thinking, you know, with all that hoods

flying up and down, and windows and stuff

all that gadgetry, that looks to me like Cooter's work.

Ah-ha. And if Cooter's trying to prove that his dead friends

Bo and Luke, didn't steal my uh-uh...

Oh, oh. That's no problem there with everything safe

'back at the Boars Nest.'

'Rosco, shut up!'

'You're on the air, you numskull!'

- What are we waiting for? - Not much.

Now, listen. You stay on Cooter.

'I'm headed over to the Boars Nest.'

That's a big 10-4, little fat buddy.

Ghkuh-ghkuh. I love it.

Daisy's just like all the Dukes.

She could find trouble in paradise.

You reckon anybody can really open a safe that way?

What do we do now, Ernie? We ain't got no dynamite.

We'll steal ourselves a pickup truck.

What about her?

'She ain't going nowhere.'

Yeah, that's right. She ain't, is she?

- Let's go. - You bet.

- Jesse, read me? - Read you loud and clear.

'We're heading to the Boars Nest.'

'We got all the evidence we need.'

'We're gonna need some help fast, Uncle Jesse.'

'We oughta be hitting Shelby Road.'

They're alive! The Duke boys are alive!

Rosco, Rosco, come in. Come in.

Who said there ain't no such thing as reincarnation?

The Duke boys is coming back to life.

- 'Mm-hmm.' - Yee-hoo!

Well, the cat's out of the bag.

And that watch and chain still in the safe.

I wonder who's gonna get to it first.

'Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane here, Boss. Come on.'

Sheriff, is it? Well, listen, bonehead.

'Less you figure to swap your badge for a baker's cup

you better catch them Duke boys

before they get to the Boars Nest. Over.

'You seen it too? You seen the ghost of General Lee?'

Rosco, them ghosts each just put on a couple 100 pounds

of real live flesh, and because of you, pea-brain

they know everything.

Ol' Phil and Ernie didn't know it, but while they's a-pushing

that safe, they's a-pushing their luck.

Ow!

'Operator.'

'Operator.'

Maybell, give me the sheriff's station.

Sheriff's office. Deputy Enos Strate speaking.

Enos, you gotta come over to the Boars Nest. Quick.

Hey, well, I appreciate the invite, Daisy.

That's mighty nice of you, but I'm on duty now, honey.

This ain't an invite.

'There are two dudes here'

'trying to rob Boss Hogg's safe.'

They are? Well, I'll be right there.

- 'Please hurry.' - I'll be right there.

If we don't get to Boars Nest before Boss and Rosco...

We'll have to be playing dead for a long time.

- You got that right. - I know it.

Ernie, ain't that the car we stole?

Yeah.

If things get any busier around here

they'll have to put up the first traffic light in Hazzard.

- Daisy! - Am I glad to see you!

Boss has got that watch and chain in his safe.

- We know all about it. - Where's the safe?

Gone. Those two drifters stole it.

Them two guys we passed in the pickup truck.

- Time's a-wastin'. Let's go. - Let's get out of here.

- You alright? - I am now.

Uh-oh.

Sure is a busy little town.

I almost feel sorry for Rosco.

He not only don't know nothing, he don't even suspect nothing.

Boss, this is Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.

I just spotted them Duke boys going the other way.

They must have gotten my watch. Go after them.

'Just like old times. I'm gonna get them Duke boys.'

Ghkuh-ghkuh. I love it. I love it.

'I don't know what's happening, but we better be a part of it.'

'Turn around.'

Yeah, that's it! Now go get 'em!

- 'Ernie, they're after us.' - 'Cops?'

'No, the whole blinkin' town.'

'Uh-oh. Sweetwater.'

'Hope that sheriff thinks we're leading a Sunday parade.'

Now when Sweetwater sheriff saw that parade of good ol' boys

cross the county line..

He knew that they wasn't out for no Sunday drive.

Ghkuh-ghkuh. Ooh, ooh, ooh. That smarted.

Listen, you, you, Sunday drivers, back it up!

Oh, it's you two again.

'Them's the same two foreigners'

'I saw at the Boars Nest.'

Alright now, both of you get out of there.

- You're under arrest. - Get out of that truck.

You're under arrest.

Sheriff, we'd be much obliged to you, if we could open the safe.

Yeah, hold on. That there safe's private property.

That there safe is stolen property.

You know good and well...

- Alright, hold it, everybody. - Hold it!

Yeah, just be quiet, or I'm gonna arrest all of you.

You can't arrest me. See, I'm a sheriff too.

I can in Sweetwater County, and that's where you are now, boy.

- Well, I'm just visiting. - Open the safe.

If I could, you think I'd be carting it around with me?

It's your safe, you open it. Open it.

Ah, you got me so swimmy-headed, I can't remember the numbers.

Would you like to have a set of numbers right across your chest?

They just came to me.

'Well, what do you know? Well, well, well, my watch and chain.'

You told me that watch and chain were stolen.

- No. I didn't... - Now, why did you do that?

You embarrassed me in front of everybody all this time.

How long do you think it's gonna take us to get to Cottondale?

Well, about 20 years.

I guess that puts the frosting on the cake.

Well, you just let this whole thing be a lesson to me.

How's that?

If I didn't leave the keys in General Lee

none of this mess would've happened.

You can say that again.

If I didn't leave the keys in General Lee, none..

J.D. Hogg.

Well, Boss had to pay back the insurance company

for the money he collected for the watch that wasn't stolen.

Uh, J.D., I seem to recall..

You offered a reward, now, for your watch.

Oh, Jesse, you sure drive a hard bargain.

I thought everybody forgot about that.

Five hundred dollars, if I recall.

Daisy got the reward for messing up the robber's plan

to rob ol' Boss' safe.

Bo and Luke, they celebrated the return to the good life

by going skinny-dipping again.

And where do you reckon their car is?

'Ghkuh-ghkuh.'