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♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves

♪ Flattenin' the hills

♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪ Makin' their way

♪ The only way they know how

♪ That's just a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow

♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys

♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin hood ♪

Yee-haw!

♪ Amazing Grace ♪ How sweet the sound

♪ That saved a wretch like me

♪ I once was lost ♪ ♪ But now I'm found ♪

♪ Was blind ♪ ♪ But now I see ♪

Now, you'd think just lookin' at Bo and Luke

that they ain't got a care in the world

this lovely morning at Hazzard County.

And they don't.

Can't say the same for Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane though.

Rosco just keeps waking up in the morning

on the wrong side of the bed.

Mainly 'cause his bed don't have no good side.

Not till that day comes when he can catch

the Duke boys with somethin'.

What makes you think the Dukes are up to something, sheriff?

You can tell the way they're driving.

Doesn't that tell you something?

It's no different than they ever do.

Heck! They even drive to church that way.

Enos, they sure as heck are not driving an old choir practice.

They got mesh in that car, and that means one thing.

It means that they're making moonshine.

And this time I'm gonna catch 'em right in the act.

O-oh, I love it. I just love it.

Right here.

Now, this is fine. This is good. Shut her down.

- 'Well, good morning.' - 'Hey, Burl.'

Why we gotta haul, feed around in this thing

when we got a perfectly good pickup truck?

Hey, Burl.

- How are you? - Alright.

Brought your feed.

Hey, man, I appreciate you guys hauling this up here.

I owe y'all.

Well, let's see. Would three beers be too steep?

Oh, howdy, Uncle Jesse.

- Bo, Luke. - Hey, Sherry Tolliver.

- Good to see you again. - Yeah.

- Ah, we heard about, uh.. - My marriage?

Well, it didn't work out with the hill of beans.

Well, you know what they say.

"At first you don't succeed, you could always.."

Aw-w!

Uh, Burl, you said besides bringing the feed out

you had something you wanted to show us.

On the phone you called it, "A miracle."

That it is. And your eyes are gonna... bug outta your head..

Like the little..

Like the little boy who swallowed the bull frog.

'Come on, and I'll..'

I'll show you.

All they're doing is talkin', sheriff. Just plain talkin'.

Enos, they're not just talking. That's called conspiracy.

That can get 'em from two to five years.

I'll just bet my bag of marbles

they've got a steal in Tolliver's barn down there.

Come on, we'll get a little closer look.

- Well, you comin'? - Oh, yes.

Come on. Enos, around the tree.

Oh, you dipstick!

Coming, sheriff.

- Here's the miracle. - Wow..

Possum on a gumbush, sheriff!

That ain't no steal. That there is a young horse.

Enos, I'll possum up your gumbush, if you don't hush.

'Em Duke boys have gotta be up to something low down.

And I'm gonna find out what.

Is he a beauty!

And fast, too.

Yeah, I've been raising... horses now for a long time.

And breeding some of the scrappiest stock

in Hazzard County.

Well, no..

No question about that, Jesse

but... this time, I got all for lucky.

Me and Burl want Manases in the big race this year.

You mean the Hazzard County Fair?

With Mrs. J.D. Hogg's Stakes Race?

Yeah, Bo, old Boss Hogg, he gives away ten thousand dollars

every year to the winner.

Boy, with that kind of money, I could pay off all my bills.

And-and-and leave this old world the same..

The same, the same way that I came in.

Dead even.

Burl, you know the entry fee is $500 for that race.

Yeah, where you're gonna get that kind of cash?

Jesse, and boys.

Twenty years I've sweat

and dreamed of owning... a horse like old Manases here.

- And if I don't get your help.. - Dream is gone.

That's right, and all that-that's left is the sweat.

Get on him, and give him a try.

If you don't think Manases ain't something, forget it.

Alright.

Yeah, you got something to time him with?

Not on me.

We could use the General and run him against the speedometer.

- That'd give us some idea. - Well, why not?

- Go get your car. - Alright.

- Follow me. - Well, what are we waiting for?

Okay.

Now, here is the starting gate, okay?

And way up down to that elm is a sign post

'and that is exactly a quarter of a mile.'

It's all yours, fellas.

- You ready? - Yeah.

- Ready, Bo? - Yes, sir.

Go.

Yee-haw!

Go!

I knew General Lee's gonna win, sheriff.

Well, Boss is gonna give me a bonus

when he finds out about this.

Well?

That horse was flying. We were doing forty miles an hour.

'And in-in-in a track to talk about'

is two... furlongs in nineteen seconds.

Nineteen seconds!

You gonna put in with us, or not?

Well, I don't know.

Uncle Jesse, the General could do

without the new rear end for another couple of weeks.

And that spare tire..

This baldy will still get us to Cooter's just fine.

Yes, sir.

Well, howdy, partner.

- Oh, Luke. - Ooh.

Manases, we're going to the fair.

'Yeah.'

Now, Boss Hogg is close to his money.

Some say he sleeps with it

and some say he has his underwear

knitted outta ten dollar bills.

But either way, he ain't about to give up any of it.

So instead of gamblin' on the Lulu Hogg Stakes

he's buying himself a guaranteed winner.

Uh-huh.

'Uh-huh. Uh-huh.'

You quit uh-huh-ing me, J.D.

Now, this time you better be hot damn sure.

Lulu, honey pot, of course I'm sure.

'You can just get your pretty self ready to have your picture'

'took in the winner circle.'

- You buying that winnin' horse? - Yeah, I am, sugar plum.

I'm buying him right this second

from a man who's in my office, right now.

'Your winnin' horse.'

'In your Mrs. J.D. Hogg's Stakes Race.'

Bye.

Put that woman in the winners circle

and somebody will slap a saddle on her.

Now, then, Mr. Dunlap

how much did you say that was again for that horse?

Uh, $7500, sir.

7500 big ones.

Whoa!

Well, for a great horse, Mr. Hogg. A sure winner.

He better be.

Boss, listen.

I got somethin' to tell ya, but you ain't gonna like it.

You're gonna run for sheriff again?

Rosco, I'm in the middle of big business.

I'm buying me a winning race horse off of Mr. Dunlap here.

No. Boss, no you ain't.

'Cause I just saw the winning race horse

out at the Tolliver place.

Rosco, you wouldn't know a race horse from a paddlefish.

Well, if that was a paddlefish

I just saw him paddle a quarter mile in nineteen seconds flat.

Mr. Dunlap, you wouldn't mind coming back a while, would you?

The sheriff here, why, he went out in the hot sun

without his hat, and I think he's having a nervous breakdown.

Why, not at all, gentlemen.

I understand.

But, Boss.

I hope you're feeling better, sheriff.

'Well, I'm sure he'll recover.'

'I'm sure he will.'

'Bye.'

'You better.'

What's goin' on?

'Now, now, now, let me get this straight.'

You seen Burl Tolliver's horse, a real horse

do a quarter mile in nineteen seconds?

Well, Boss, I ain't lied to you in months.

That ain't possible.

Ah, let me see, let me see.

Tolliver, Tolliver, Tolliver..

Burl Tolliver.

Ha, just as I thought.

Why, I hold a mortgage on that horse farm of his

and that dead bead ain't paid me a penny in years.

What Boss don't know, Mr. Dunlap and his buddy here

are in the business of getting horses for nothing.

That is when nobody's lookin'.

They call themselves, "Travelling Horse Traders"

but "Travelling Horse Thieves" is the way I'd put it.

- Where we goin'? - To see us that horse.

If he's really that fast, I know a Mr. Harvey Halsey

in Memphis, who'll pay a top dollar for him.

Boss Hogg and the sheriff.

What do they want?

I don't know, but when you see J.D. smilin' like that

you keep one hand on your wallet.

Well, how do, Burl?

Sherry.

Afternoon, Mr. Hogg.

What can I do for you, Boss?

'Oh, nothing to really speak of.'

Whoa, whoa, Manases.

Stop.

Well, I got the thing hooked up here.

Manases. Easy, boy. Stay.

Come on, boy. It's okay.

Stable.

Look at that horse go.

Well, they say there's a right way and a wrong way

to hold on to a horse, when it's just standing still

but this way, your guess is just as good as mine.

Don't go away, you hear?

Yeah.

- He got her. - Whoa!

'Shoot, Bo. I'm glad to see you.'

Are you okay?

Does okay include being scared?

Oh, what a horse!

When do we take him?

Just as soon as we get back to camp

and get our horse trailer. Come on.

Now, Burl. You got me all wrong.

I don't wanna buy your horse.

- What's his name again? - Manases.

- But you were saying... - No, no, no.

What I meant was, I want to see Manases in a time trial.

A real time trial, on a real track.

You'll see him at Mrs. J.D. Hogg's Stake Race.

As I was saying, if this time trial proves out good

well then, I'll not only forgive your mortgage

with back interest, penalties, etcetera

but I'll pay for your entry fee for the race

and I'll even give you a piece of my bets.

How about that, huh?

We'll all end up fat and happy.

But, Boss, you're already..

I don't like it.

I don't like it, either. And I don't even know why.

I'll tell you what I don't like.

This here Manases is a valuable animal.

And what, with this here run down place

why, anything could happen to the critter.

Now, I'll tell you what I'd be willing to do.

I'd be willing to take him over to my place, right now.

Where he'd be well protected under lock and key.

Your lock and your key? No way, J.D.

Alright, then let's stable him at the Dukes place, tonight.

'I mean, I can see they sure care good about him'

and then tomorrow, we'll have that real time trial.

That ought to settle all our doubts, won't it?

Not really.

Well, where Manases is concerned I'd trust them Dukes.

- Don't you, Burl? - Yeah, yes, sure.

- Sherry? - Sure.

Well?

Well, our place it is.

Rosco, I'm gonna get me that fantastic horse Manases for free

and in return for a certain amount of dignity

I'm gonna nail them Duke boys right into State Prison.

How you gonna do that, Boss?

Tomorrow morning first thing

we are gonna pull the old bait and switch act

starring my cousin Cletus.

Here is Cousin Cletus.

So, this being the next morning

it don't take much to realize that old Bo and Luke

best keep their eyes open.

- That's Cletus. - He's crazy.

- Or drunk. - Or both.

Looks like we're in for a real country head-on, don't it?

I don't know why Boss asked me to do these things.

I don't know nothing about high-h-h explosives!

What do you suppose caused him to do that?

- Let's make sure he's alright. - Yeah.

Y'all are watching Boss Hogg's version

of the old bait and switch.

Bait the Dukes with a distraction

while Rosco switches horses.

Oh, boy.

Cletus, you done that before, are you alright?

Oh. Yeah, yeah.

Come, come on.

I'm sorry about what happened back there.

Well, you always use both lanes when you drive?

Oh, no, not usually.

Neither does my car, but all of a sudden the steering

just went out, and I was along for the ride, you know?

Cletus, you sure we can't give you a lift back into town?

No. No, thanks. I better stay here with my fire.

- I mean, my car. - Well, alright.

- We'll CB ahead for help. - Okay.

- We better fly, Bo. - Yeah.

- Take it easy, Cletus. - Thank y'all.

Cletus.

I want you to take this horse over to Kitrich Mine

and take real good care of him.

I'm gonna catch myself a couple of rustlers.

I just plain hate being the Boss' cousin.

'Now, listen here, J.D. You hear?'

'My life is just nothing, but aggravation with you.'

Mm.

Now, Lulu, honey pot.

You disappoint me this time, and you'll wish you hadn't.

Now, you hear me?

'I told you before'

'you definitely are gonna get a winner.'

Which is more than I got when I married her.

I have had nothing, but aggravation as I told you.

Now, you remember what happened with the Rolls Royce.

It was melted down into a little bitty cube of metal.

And then that mink coat, remember what happened to that?

It was nothing but possum.

When I went out in the rain

it stunk up the whole Hazzard County.

Hey, here they come.

Mm. Here, Alex. You listen to her for a while.

Manases give you any problem?

No, Burl, but you do owe us a half a bushels of carrots.

- Manassas ate that much? - No, Luke and I did.

'Burl, this ain't Manases.'

That's right. It ain't Manases.

- It's not the same horse. - Are you sure?

Why, I've been peddlin' 'em all my life.

Burl, Sherry, whatever is happened here

you gotta believe that me and Bo

didn't have nothing to do with it.

Well, what's goin' on?

I'm not sure.

But if J.D. Hogg's involved, it ain't legit.

Now, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Burl, you're claiming that this critter ain't Manases?

Well, I would know Manases anywhere.

Just like a mama would... know her baby.

There's just got to be a logical explanation for all this.

Are you sure you never let this horse out of your sight?

No, sir, Uncle Jesse, not even once.

Yes, we did, Bo.

We stopped at Pine Creek Road for Cletus'...accident.

Rosco, you got any report today on an accident

on Pine Creek Road?

Shoot, no.

How about you?

I'm sorry, fellas.

Me neither, sheriff.

Yeah, well, that figures.

Burl, these Duke boys

have pulled the old horse switch on you.

You know, I think it's just about time

that I called a certain buyer in Memphis and make us a deal.

You're gonna sell a horse you ain't even got yet?

Why not?

I've been doing it all my life.

Come on.

We know the Duke boys wouldn't do anything to hurt

Burl and me.

Or Manases.

Looks to me like a clear case of rustling.

J.D., you know these boys wouldn't do a thing like that.

They just couldn't.

Couldn't, couldn't? Did!

Rosco, arrest them in the name of the law.

You know it's getting, so you'd think

Rosco by this time would've had handcuffs

made with the boys names on 'em.

Things look bad, but they could get worse.

And probably will.

Cuff 'em, at least you can do that. Can't you, dipstick?

Yes..

Alright, Enos. Cuff 'em.

Hey, hey, what'd you do?

What is this?

- Enos, Rosco. - Freeze!

You just come back with those keys.

'Woo-hoo!'

Well, it's business as usual for the Duke boys.

No sooner that they tried to help a friend

and they find themselves hip high in trouble.

Cousin, I'm afraid, Boss really took us for a ride this time.

Yeah, well, he's getting better with age.

Yeah, so is Rosco.

No kiddin'.

If we plan to find that horse sometime this year

we gonna have to do it without our escort.

Check.

Now, watch this.

Ooh, mornin', widow Baxley.

Nice day, ain't it?

Well, cousin, what's your great idea this time?

Ah, we best take it on home.

It's gonna take a team effort to find Manases.

Uh, Boss Hogg, this is Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.

Boss, them Duke boys done give me the slip.

Along with a petticoat and a pair of long johns.

- 'Over.' - You, numbskull.

You couldn't catch a cold in a flu epidemic.

Now, you listen, and listen good.

I still got myself attached to your dipstick deputy

and he can't find a key yet that works.

Not even a hair pin.

You get right over here, as soon as you do that other job

I told you about.

- 'Over.' - Ah, what's that?

Making sure my little pet, you know what, is well fed.

So you get some hay to him and feed him pronto.

Out, you know where.

Over and out.

That's a big 10-4, little buddy.

I found the key, Mr. Hogg.

Well, take the cuffs off, then, lame brain.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

I didn't know you like pets, Mr. Hogg.

Hmm?

What kind is it?

A Bengal Tiger.

Oh, they're cute.

'Well, it's $30,000, Mr. Halsey.'

'Not a penny less.'

When you'll see this beauty run, you'll understand the price.

Why, you've got yourself a horse, sir.

Uh, we'll have him down there in two days, no more.

Yes, sir. See you then.

Just great.

You better know somethin' more about finding this horse

than I do.

I don't have to find him.

Someone else will do that little chore for us.

Well, that maybe true, Luke.

But according to Cooter here..

You two boys ain't in as much trouble with Burl Tolliver

as you think you are.

- Why not, Cooter? - Well, I talked to old Burl.

He knows good and well that y'all didn't swipe his horse

and he ain't gonna press no charges.

Why, that's the best news we've had today.

- Whoo! - Well, not really.

You know as well as I do, that Rosco and J.D. Hogg

arenot gonna rest until they get you two boys

charged with rustlin' or somethin'.

I got me a hunch

that Boss has got Manases hid around here, somewhere close.

That's what I think, too.

And we're sure not going to find him sittin' around on our butts.

- Amen. - No, sir.

Let's get huntin', y'all.

Now, this must be serious. Nobody even got the watermelon.

We'll all keep in touch

on the emergency frequency, alright?

'You got it.'

Uncle Jesse checked all the old stables in Hazzard County.

Daisy checked the Bigelow place at the old Parker Barn.

And Cooter checked the ancient Choctaw Indian Caves.

The Choctaw's don't live in 'em caves no more

but somethin' hairy and hungry does... now.

And no question about it

finding a stolen horse ain't gonna be easy.

Except for Rosco.

Now, he knows where the horse is.

Nice horsey-horsey!

'Cause he put him there.

Brought you some dinner.

This is the best that the Boss' money can buy.

Here you go. Make yourself at home.

Take a slurp of water if you get thirsty.

I'll be back later and bring you some dessert.

Wished I'd had a pony when I was a kid.

There's our money ticket.

But how'd you know to follow the sheriff

instead of Boss Hogg?

Well, my daddy taught me

never follow the possum when the dogs will lead you there.

- What? - Get the van and the trailer.

Uncle Jesse, you checked out that silo

on the old Sheridan place yet?

I sure did, and every other place that looked big enough

to... hold a horse.

How about you two?

Nothing.

- Howdy, sheriff. - Enos.

Here's your handcuffs.

Enos, never mind the handcuffs.

Just clean out the back of my vehicle.

I got business with the Boss.

Sheriff, my goodness, look at all that hay.

Looks like a scarecrow has been riding back there.

Never mind what's been ridin' back there. Just clean it out.

And your logbook don't say where you been.

- You want me to fill that? - No, Enos.

I don't want you to fill it out.

If I wanna go out to Kitrich Mine

it ain't nobody's business, but my own.

And especially yours, you got that?

- Yes, sheriff. - Alright.

Here's your handcuffs, sheriff.

Give me the handcuffs, you dipstick.

- Hey, Enos. - Hiya, Daisy.

What's all this hay doing in the back of the sheriff's car?

Oh, it's none of my business

what he's doing with hay out at the old Kitrich Mine.

Maybe, he's feedin' the tiger.

Oh.

Well, I gotta run, hot cakes.

- Bye, Daisy. - Bye.

Bye, Daisy.

- Enos. - Argh!

Enos, Enos, watch what you're doin', you dipstick.

What did Daisy Duke want?

She wondering why anybody would wanna take hay

out to the old Kitrich Mine?

- Rosco, did you? - Wait a minute, wait a minute.

I swear, I didn't say a word about Kitrich Mine, did I?

It must have slipped out.

Oh, you dang, cowbell.

If Daisy Duke knows, then they'll all know.

Where's my car? We got to get out there.

Uncle Jesse, Bo, Luke.

Y'all got your ears on? Come on.

Bo and Luke here, Daisy. Come on.

Rosco, just delivered a load of hay out

to the old Kitrich Mine, fellas.

Well, that's it. That's got to be it.

That's some nice work, Daisy. Now, you and Jesse head on home.

We'll take it from here.

But you better stay close on the CB, just in case.

You boys be careful, now, do you hear?

Easy, Cowan, we got a horse back there, not a fire engine.

Yeah.

Watch it!

Dunno about you friends and neighbors

but I gotta catch my breath from all of this.

I'll see you in a bit.

Dunlap Horse Ranch. Does that ring a bell with you?

No, but wish I had time to stop and teach

them dudes some driving etiquette.

Well, there was a horse here.

'Yeah, and it could have been Manases.'

Well, if Boss brought that horse here, and ain't here now..

Who you suppose took it?

- The Dunlap Horse Ranch! - Horse ranch

Come on.

This here is an APB going out to Daisy, Jesse, Cooter

and all the rest of the elves in the forest.

We're looking for a blue colored van with a horse trailer

saying "Dunlap Horse Ranch."

It should be heading south on Route 110

heading towards Cedar Valley.

Listen, we'll look for it, too, but if any y'all spot it

just keep your eyes on it, alright?

We'll be talking to you later.

Alright! Alright!

- I'm not kidding. - We ain't moving, Rosco.

Freeze!

You boys are gonna get life for this.

- At least. - What for this time?

- For rustling. - Rustling, again?

Again.

Well, getting arrested twice in the same day

for the same thing, rustling.

You kinda get the feeling that you are in Texas.

Terrific, just when we are about to cut out of this town.

I've been seen by enough people in Hazzard.

I'll stay here with the horse.

You go and get the van fixed and meet me back here.

And talk to no one. Get it?

Talk to no one. Got it.

Now, now, now, Lulu, my little praline.

I promised you the winning horse.

Promise, promise, promise.

You've been promising me things all our married life.

You know I can't have my picture took with no promise.

Now, you get me that race horse. Do you hear?

You'll get it, sugar plum.

I've got to go now, but you remember

'I've always kept my word to you.'

Ha ha. That's a hot one.

Except what I said at the wedding.

Alright, now, you boys

are you gonna tell me where you hid that horse or what?

Rosco, we told you we don't know where it is.

But we're ready to make a deal.

What kind of deal?

Well, we know who really rustled that horse.

You gotta let us out to find them

or else you stand to lose a whole lot of money, Boss.

Do you expect me to let you go and trust you

to bring me that horse?

Bulls breath!

Well, you need us, Boss.

You ain't gonna find him and that horse

was took by some real operators.

Operators?

You're the only operators around here.

Bo, I told you we should've took this thing

straight to Lulu.

I know, I was trying to save Boss the trouble

of having to break the news to Lulu that he don't have

'the winning horse.'

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

- You wouldn't. - We would.

We're entitled the one phone call.

We might as well make it to Lulu.

- That's blackmail. - That's right.

That horse did disappear into the ozone.

And I was counting on making a pile of money by betting on him.

You sure were.

The deadline for entering a horse in that race

is 5 o'clock this afternoon.

Alright, alright.

But if you boys don't make that deadline..

You just gonna come right back here and let yourselves

get arrested again, right?

- Deal? - Deal.

I know I'll have to regret it.

Let 'em go, Rosco.

But, Boss, they ain't gonna turn themselves in.

Rosco, you heard what he said now. Let 'em go.

'We'll be right back, Rosco.'

- And no calls to Lulu. - Scouts honor, Boss.

We promise.

If she learns the truth, she'll punish me.

By moving into my bedroom.

Yeah, watch. You don't..

What do you think? How long?

Well, about an hour, I gotta drain it out.

Clean all this red clay and mud off it.

What you've been driving up to Bronson Canyon?

- Uh, no. Why? - I was just wondering.

I'll get right on it.

Okay, this machine shoot cold drinks over here?

'Sometimes.'

Burl, you ain't lost your dream.

We'll get Manases back. You'll see.

Burl, we Dukes ain't horse people.

You gotta think hard.

You never heard of the Dunlap Horse Ranch before?

Now, Burl, that's what it said on the van.

Well, I thought I knew 'em all. But I never heard of that one.

'Breaker, breaker, crazy Cooter comin' at you.

The cousins Dukes home on the Hazzard net? Come on.

Yeah, Bo here, crazy C. Go ahead.

Y'all know that van you want me to keep an eye out for?

- 'Yeah!' - He just split outta here.

'I'd have called y'all soon, but the dudes'

'stuck to me like tar.'

Cooter, does the van say Dunlap Horse Ranch on it?

No, but it used to.

- Where is it headed? - Hey, I don't know.

But from the red clay and the mud all over the radiator

I'd figure that can only be one place.

Bronson Canyon. Cooter, we're gonna need your help.

Only if it's gonna be a fight.

You got it, crazy C. Meet us at Pine Tree Crossing.

Burl, Sherry, head down to fair grounds.

We might just be in that horse race yet.

- Alright. - Yaa-hoo!

In Hazzard County you can be arrested for everything

with loud pipes.

Even if we do get Manases, there is no way

we're gonna outrun them dude.

I mean, not even I can drive a horse trailer that fast.

Sure you can.

Ain't no law says the horse has to be inside, is there?

No, it ain't.

'Four hundred and fifty.'

Sixty, seventy, eighty, ninety-five, hundred.

Hard earned dollar.

Thank you, Mr. Hogg. And there's your receipt.

Oh, where's your entry?

Well, my entry is slightly delayed.

It's delayed.

Now, you do realize that if your horse doesn't arrive

to register by 5 o'clock, you forfeit this money.

I realize that, sir.

I just wish you wouldn't remind me.

Oh, Burl, if anything happens to Manases

I don't know what I'll do.

Oh, honey, don't fret.

Bo and Luke are going to be here with Manases.

You'll see.

- Right, Jesse? - Sure, Burl. They'll be here.

We still got two hours before registration.

I ain't worried.

Cooter. You're right. That's them.

Looks like they're breaking camp.

How's that hunk of hemp coming?

- Oh, hi-yo, silver. - Great.

Well, let's get booking.

- Alright, you know what to do? - Got you covered.

Okay, let's do it.

Well, you got the next one, cousin.

There ain't gonna be a next one.

- Put him down. - Rosco, don't shoot!

Strike one!

Strike two!

Strike three, you're out.

Come on down, Cooter.

Come on.

That's supposed to be you.

- You all set? - Yeah.

'They're waking up, let's go.'

Come on, Manases. Come on.

Yee-hoo!

Now, pounding down.

Looks like one to me.

Come on.

Manases, you and me got a 5 o'clock registration to make.

I'll warm you up on the way.

Come on, come on.

It's 4:15, Mr. Tolliver.

I hope your horse is here before 5 o'clock.

Manases is going to be here. Don't worry.

They're probably any minute now.

Oh, my goodness!

All these things make me so nervous.

Yeah, me too.

I sure hope that horse gets here on time.

The thought of losing all that entry fee money

just affected my appetite.

Well, I could help you...

Aah, Rosco, I only brought a couple of these here fish.

Next time, bring your own picnic stand.

- Don't let him get away. - I won't.

Can't go too fast pulling a trailer.

Still looks like one to me.

♪ I'll bet my money on the bob-tail nag ♪

♪ Somebody bet on the bay ♪

Never mind them. We got to get that trailer.

We been had.

There was no other way to get that horse out of camp.

Except ride him.

Turn around, take off to those fields over there.

They're going where I think they're going.

We can still stop. Come on.

Cooter, tell you what, why don't you cut through

Dobrow south 40.

Alright.

Boy, only..

Only eight... minutes to go.

Now, just hold on. They'll be along. I know those boys.

- Y'all got to believe. - I'll try.

Mmm, something's comin', Rosco. You hear?

Sounds like a car.

No, Boss, that's just my stomach growling.

It always does that when I'm on the verge of starvation.

- Oh. - Ooh-h!

There. There.

We got company.

Yeah, look good and don't worry. You meet us at the fair grounds.

- You got two minutes. - Okay. Hup.

'Yee-haw!'

I know, Sam, I know.

One minute.

A whole lot can happen in a minute.

Well, I hope so.

Well, that's it. Let's go home.

Look.

It's Luke.

That's him.

Luke's got the critter.

I always did like that boy.

Hold it.

It's cops. Let's get out of here.

Alright, freeze.

Freeze. No, don't freeze. Get out of that car.

Get out, alright, get out.

Ten seconds.

- He made it. - Yahoo!

Whoa, whoa, Manases.

I'm so proud of you, cousin.

Steward, Steward.

I have the pleasure to present my..

Our entry.

- The great horse, Manases. - Yeah.

Yup, you made it.

Dunlap with the rest of his horse thieves

got five years in State Prison.

Next Saturday, Manases won the Lulu Hogg Stakes

by five lengths.

And Lulu Hogg lost the chance to be there when she come down

with the gout from eating pig knuckles.

Burl Tolliver

won enough money to pay off his... mortgages

to Boss.

Rosco almost lost his head and his job when he admitted

to Boss that he forgot to place Boss's bets on Manases.

Someone once said that nice guys finish last.

Well, not always.

Not in Hazzard County.