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(Транскрибовано за допомогою TurboScribe.ai. Оновити до Необмеженого, щоб прибрати це повідомлення.) General Lee.

Yes there, Sergeant Jerko.

The troops are ready to await your command,

sir.

Oh, very good.

You know, Jerko, you're the Diamond Geezer, the

Hibs Nibs, and I love you.

You know, Jerko, when I say I love

you, I don't mean like in a poofter

or felcher type of way.

You know, like a primie, like a regular

fella.

Okay, we're all right.

Good, good, good.

It's not that I don't fancy you there,

bloke.

I mean, who knows, if you or I

were alone on a desert island.

Well then, off to work.

All right, lads, here's the world weekly.

We're going to go out into the forbidden

zone and get Dr. Quirra, a.k.a.

Friend of Dorothy, and a companion, Dr. Cornholius.

Now, if we run into any humans, don't

be afraid to give them the old Jerry

Gee.

Do not, I repeat, do not touch Dr.

Cornholius.

She has a very nice bearded clam, and

it's been ten years since I've had sex.

Sitting at home, doing the five knuckle shuffle.

All right then, knock out the collywobbles and

do a bump.

Hey, hey, hey, people, chill.

It's cool, this is a free zone.

This isn't a bad place, this is a

free zone where everybody can get along, tip

a 40, smoke a little blunt, and have

a good time.

We're all happy here.

Yeah, baby, I can dig that.

We don't even have that on Earth.

And on that note, hey, Crunk, why don't

you give me some funk?

Back in the jungle, hard as wood, spread

my legs for the humies in the hood.

Bust my ass and my rhymes, hang with

the apes, telling them no lies.

I turned around and I fell from the

sky.

I got bitch slapped and they told me

lies.

I've been told I'm a human, I ain't

got no soul.

Like I'm just a pair of tits and

a hair ain't whole.

Walked on ice, but never fell.

Spent my time in an ape hotel.

I've seen many stories and many mocks in

my crib at great heights.

Who should I?

So suck it, MCs, spread your knees.

Get up and get down with the number

one monkey.

I'm one deaf ape.

I know you can hang like DJ Sparky

on Kool and the Gang.

Hey, Uvula.

What's the matter?

Why are you so sad?

Is it because you can't dance?

Well, listen, don't be sad.

I'll show you how if you just want

to follow me.

See?

You're dancing, Uvula.

You're dancing.

Look at you.

General.

Yep.

Dolan's just checked in.

What?

He spotted the renegade humans and the apes.

Aces.

They were dancing together.

You mean to tell me that chutney ferret

Dr. Quirra and Dr. Cornholius were in a

rut with the humans?

That's a bit rad.

Eh, always figured Dr. Cornholius was a diesel

dyke anyway.

Well, looks like I'll have to find someone

else to lick up my dingleberries.

Okay, boys, this is the 411.

We're going to go on down there.

We're going to gut some humans, cut out

their little eyeballs, throw them in a glass,

say, Oh, look, little human, my eyeball is

in General Light's glass.

What do you think about that?

Right.

You heard the ape.

If he wants human eyes...

Right.

So tell him I owe them.

Hey, boys!

There's something I must tell you.

Listen, baby, maybe if it were, like, Friday

night and I had, like, six more banana

daiquiris in me, then...

Yeah, I'm a lesbian, but I'm not a

swinger.

Kill them!

Get them!

Kill them!

It is the Messiah!

Oh, drats!

Hear me now!

I am the missing link, sent from heaven

to show all you bitches how to get

down and funky.

Why are you fighting?

There is no reason to kill each other.

We apes and humans are the same.

I mean, after all, we all like to

get down and boogie-woogie, right?

Hit it, Haston!

Don't be sad, don't be glum.

Tap your feet and watch my thumb.

This is the ape-man disco song.

You can all dance along.

Man, an ape, isn't it great?

This is better than toad decay.

This is the ape-man disco song.

Don't screw up, do not botch.

Turn your partner's sniffers quack.

This is the ape-man disco song.

Grab your partner and do-si-do.

Goose their paw and let them go.

This is the ape-man disco song.

Yeah, baby!

Hey, bird, how about a rock?

Hey, hey, I just wanted some snoggin'.

All right, knob-gobbler, let's cut a rug.

It's amazing what a little bit of gum

and snot can do.

Corn holiness.

Ooh, hot monkey love.

I'll miss you, human.

Dr. Kuira, don't ever change.

Oh, golly.

You taste great, babe.

I don't even think I know you.

And you...

Oh, you kind of weird me out.

Whatever.

Oh, go on now.

Come here, big fella.

I'm sorry I tried to snuff ya.

Sometimes I can be a real jacksy.

And I'm gonna miss you most of all,

scarecrow.

Well, it's been swell, but the swellin's gone

down.

Peace out.

Goodbye, dolly bird.

Oh, excuse me.

Help.

I don't know what's going on.

What did he say?