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(Транскрибовано за допомогою TurboScribe.ai. Оновити до Необмеженого, щоб прибрати це повідомлення.) General Lee.
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Yes there, Sergeant Jerko.
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The troops are ready to await your command,
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sir.
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Oh, very good.
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You know, Jerko, you're the Diamond Geezer, the
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Hibs Nibs, and I love you.
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You know, Jerko, when I say I love
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you, I don't mean like in a poofter
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or felcher type of way.
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You know, like a primie, like a regular
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fella.
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Okay, we're all right.
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Good, good, good.
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It's not that I don't fancy you there,
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bloke.
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I mean, who knows, if you or I
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were alone on a desert island.
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Well then, off to work.
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All right, lads, here's the world weekly.
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We're going to go out into the forbidden
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zone and get Dr. Quirra, a.k.a.
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Friend of Dorothy, and a companion, Dr. Cornholius.
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Now, if we run into any humans, don't
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be afraid to give them the old Jerry
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Gee.
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Do not, I repeat, do not touch Dr.
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Cornholius.
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She has a very nice bearded clam, and
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it's been ten years since I've had sex.
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Sitting at home, doing the five knuckle shuffle.
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All right then, knock out the collywobbles and
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do a bump.
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Hey, hey, hey, people, chill.
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It's cool, this is a free zone.
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This isn't a bad place, this is a
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free zone where everybody can get along, tip
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a 40, smoke a little blunt, and have
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a good time.
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We're all happy here.
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Yeah, baby, I can dig that.
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We don't even have that on Earth.
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And on that note, hey, Crunk, why don't
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you give me some funk?
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Back in the jungle, hard as wood, spread
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my legs for the humies in the hood.
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Bust my ass and my rhymes, hang with
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the apes, telling them no lies.
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I turned around and I fell from the
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sky.
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I got bitch slapped and they told me
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lies.
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I've been told I'm a human, I ain't
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got no soul.
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Like I'm just a pair of tits and
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a hair ain't whole.
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Walked on ice, but never fell.
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Spent my time in an ape hotel.
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I've seen many stories and many mocks in
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my crib at great heights.
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Who should I?
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So suck it, MCs, spread your knees.
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Get up and get down with the number
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one monkey.
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I'm one deaf ape.
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I know you can hang like DJ Sparky
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on Kool and the Gang.
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Hey, Uvula.
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What's the matter?
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Why are you so sad?
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Is it because you can't dance?
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Well, listen, don't be sad.
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I'll show you how if you just want
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to follow me.
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See?
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You're dancing, Uvula.
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You're dancing.
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Look at you.
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General.
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Yep.
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Dolan's just checked in.
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What?
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He spotted the renegade humans and the apes.
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Aces.
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They were dancing together.
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You mean to tell me that chutney ferret
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Dr. Quirra and Dr. Cornholius were in a
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rut with the humans?
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That's a bit rad.
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Eh, always figured Dr. Cornholius was a diesel
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dyke anyway.
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Well, looks like I'll have to find someone
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else to lick up my dingleberries.
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Okay, boys, this is the 411.
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We're going to go on down there.
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We're going to gut some humans, cut out
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their little eyeballs, throw them in a glass,
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say, Oh, look, little human, my eyeball is
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in General Light's glass.
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What do you think about that?
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Right.
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You heard the ape.
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If he wants human eyes...
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Right.
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So tell him I owe them.
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Hey, boys!
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There's something I must tell you.
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Listen, baby, maybe if it were, like, Friday
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night and I had, like, six more banana
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daiquiris in me, then...
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Yeah, I'm a lesbian, but I'm not a
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swinger.
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Kill them!
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Get them!
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Kill them!
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It is the Messiah!
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Oh, drats!
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Hear me now!
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I am the missing link, sent from heaven
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to show all you bitches how to get
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down and funky.
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Why are you fighting?
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There is no reason to kill each other.
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We apes and humans are the same.
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I mean, after all, we all like to
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get down and boogie-woogie, right?
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Hit it, Haston!
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Don't be sad, don't be glum.
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Tap your feet and watch my thumb.
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This is the ape-man disco song.
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You can all dance along.
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Man, an ape, isn't it great?
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This is better than toad decay.
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This is the ape-man disco song.
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Don't screw up, do not botch.
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Turn your partner's sniffers quack.
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This is the ape-man disco song.
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Grab your partner and do-si-do.
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Goose their paw and let them go.
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This is the ape-man disco song.
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Yeah, baby!
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Hey, bird, how about a rock?
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Hey, hey, I just wanted some snoggin'.
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All right, knob-gobbler, let's cut a rug.
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It's amazing what a little bit of gum
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and snot can do.
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Corn holiness.
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Ooh, hot monkey love.
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I'll miss you, human.
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Dr. Kuira, don't ever change.
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Oh, golly.
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You taste great, babe.
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I don't even think I know you.
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And you...
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Oh, you kind of weird me out.
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Whatever.
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Oh, go on now.
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Come here, big fella.
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I'm sorry I tried to snuff ya.
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Sometimes I can be a real jacksy.
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And I'm gonna miss you most of all,
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scarecrow.
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Well, it's been swell, but the swellin's gone
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down.
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Peace out.
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Goodbye, dolly bird.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Help.
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I don't know what's going on.
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What did he say?
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