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Hey!

Hi, sweetheart.

How are you?

Good to see you.

You're back.

Where's dad?

Oh, we had a meeting up north at corporate.

Oh, my gosh.

I love what you've done to the place.

Yeah, just remodeled.

Have a seat.

Thank you.

So, is dad still coming to the wedding?

Of course.

He wouldn't miss it for the world.

I'm so glad you're here.

I know.

I'm so glad you're here.

I know.

I'm so glad you're here.

I know.

I'm so glad you're here.

I know.

I'm so glad you're here.

I know.

I'm so glad you're here.

I know.

I'm so glad you're here.

Figured we'd celebrate.

Yeah, let's do it.

Can you believe that your brother got married

almost a year ago to the day I'm now here

following in his footsteps?

Toast?

Please.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

So, to my brother the matchmaker, if it wasn't for him I'd never find love.

Aww.

To Hunter and a happy marriage.

A drink to that.

So, I just want to tell you I think you and Nina are the cutest couple.

Oh, you look so good together.

Thank you.

Oh my goodness.

But, so she's not here obviously.

A bachelorette party this weekend with the girls?

Um, actually we had a joint bachelor bachelorette

party at Club Exotic a couple weeks ago.

Wait a minute.

A joint bachelor and bachelorette party?

Um, how unconventional.

Yeah, it was Nina's idea.

It was fun.

Uh-huh.

So, this club.

I've never heard of it.

Is it like an exotic club?

Definitely not.

It's just a regular dance club.

What?

That sounds like a really tame night.

Yeah, it was a little tame.

Um, it was fun though.

You know, downside it's an 18 and up club.

So, no booze.

Um, is this sparkling cider?

No, this is actually um, fake champagne.

It's Nina's favorite.

So, yeah.

It almost tastes like the real thing.

Yeah, almost.

Yeah.

You know, I didn't know that Nina wasn't a drinker.

Ah, well, she was pretty wild when we first were together.

But then her sister kind of set up an intervention for her.

And she went into a facility for a bit.

And I mean, it messed with her a lot.

But, you know, she's clean sober for eight months now.

I mean, if she was here right now, she could

tell you to the minute how long it's been.

God, I had no idea.

Yeah, I honestly don't think it was that bad.

She just drank on the weekends, you know, a little bit.

Um, you know, I don't think there's anything wrong with

just having a couple drinks when you're out of work.

Yeah, I mean, that totally sounds reasonable.

But, honey, I have to ask you.

Do you feel cheated that you didn't get a bachelor party?

You know, whether or not you'd say that.

Well, you remember last year when, you know,

his fiance at the time had a hard no on it?

Like, no bachelor party. Totally lame.

Yeah, I remember.

That's not a way to start a marriage. It's like a dictatorship.

I mean, your father and I would never tell each other what to do.

Yeah, well, I mean, on the upside, I have lost

five pounds since I stopped drinking the booze.

So, I mean, yeah, there are some times where, you know, I want to

go hang out with my buddies and I, you know, want to have a beer.

But it's just too triggering for me to come home

with, you know, the smell of booze on my breath.

Wait, you don't have any beer in the refrigerator?

I'll go get a chair.

Go ahead.

Oh my God. You're right.

Wait, there's nothing here.

Nope.

Oh my God, I'm so sorry. Do you want to go to a restaurant or

something? Just because I'm not drinking doesn't mean you don't have to.

No, no, no, no, it's fine. Wait a minute.

Oh, she was supposed to call.

Who?

It's your bachelor party surprise.

What bachelor party?

Well, I don't know. I thought you were going to have a bachelor party

and I wanted you to go out with a bang before you had your party.

Come on.

Okay.

I'm so excited.

What the hell's going on?

Hi, you must be Pinky. Please come in.

I don't do girls. My agency should have told you that.

That's okay.

What does she mean, do?

Pinky, this is my stepson, Nick. Nick, this is Pinky, your private dancer.

I'm going to go upstairs in the bedroom. I'm

going to unpack and leave you all to yourselves.

What the hell is going on?

Baby, relax. Have some fun.

Alright, what do we do now?

What?

So tell me, are you the type of guy that likes privacy in the bedroom?

Or take a romp on the couch?

Um...

I warn you, I can get pretty vocal and you

wouldn't want mommy to hear me purr, would you?

Um...

Oh, hey look, you seem like a really nice girl, but I'm getting married.

I know, but the question is, will I make you so addicted to my

tight pinky pussy that you call me to play whenever she's away?

Oh, I see that bulge. Little Nikki happy to see me?

Hey, you know, I think this is a mistake.

Don't you see? We're on the same page. I know we're gonna have fun.

Jesus.

Um, look, you look like a really nice girl and I don't want to

give you the bad impression, but I think my stepmom made a mistake.

Don't play hard to get, handsome. I haven't been fucked in a really

long time and that bulge could make me come over and over and over.

Hey.

Undress me.

What?

Don't make me beg.

Look, I'm real sorry you travel all this way,

but you're gonna have to leave. I can't do this.

You're fucking kidding me, right?

Look, I'm very sorry. I can walk you out if you need it.

You don't get your money back. This isn't how this works.

I mean, that's fine. Do you need help with your stuff? I...

Loser!

Oh Jesus!

Nick!

Oh fuck.

I thought you were supposed to be with Pinky for the next two hours.

Are you decent?

No, not yet.

Okay, you can turn around. I'm covered.

Was this some kind of joke?

No, of course not.

You got a hooker to try to seduce me before I get married?

That's not what I was trying to do.

You trying to break me and Nina up?

Don't be ridiculous. You know that I adore Nina.

The neighbors.

The neighbors saw her come in.

You need to relax. I'm sure the neighbors don't care who's coming and going.

You're getting married this weekend.

There's just a random girl walking up to my house?

This is unbelievable. Why would you do that?

Listen, you need to lower your voice and you need to take a deep breath.

You are overreacting.

Okay?

She was supposed to call me at six o'clock.

I was going to schedule this so you could have your fun before

you went out with the boys tonight for the bachelor party.

The agency just messed up.

What fucking bachelor party?

If I did have one, I wouldn't want to fucking escort before I got married.

Oh dear.

What would you do if dad was off hookers right before you got married?

You know that's how him and my mom got divorced. Because of infidelity.

That's not the whole story.

Okay? Now look, I've upset you and I'm really sorry.

I was just trying to give you, like, just one

last life lesson before we give you away to Nina.

What the hell are you talking about life lesson?

What do you know about my parents' divorce?

Goodness. I, uh...

Do you want to get a drink? You don't have anything

in this house to drink and I need a double whiskey.

Just tell me. Tell me right now.

Alright.

Sometimes people think that they are in a monogamous relationship when

actually one or maybe both are doing things on the outside of their marriage.

So what are you saying? You and dad are like some kind of swinger or something?

No. No, no, no.

However, we do feel that our lives are enriched

by giving one another a free pass every year.

Free pass. Um...

So what, like, once a year you find some random guy and so does dad?

Mm-hmm. But we have rules.

We practice safe sex. We don't tell each other about our experiences.

And we promised each other that we would only have sex with one person once.

That's honestly where your mom messed up. She had sex with

the same man many times and then they just fell in love.

What? No. No. No. No.

Yes.

Honey, I'm sorry about the escort. Honest.

I just saw her picture and I thought she'd be perfect for you.

Well? Did she turn you on?

Yeah, but...

So you had sex with her?

No. No.

But you wanted to.

Yeah, of course I did. But come on, mom. Give me some heads up on,

you know, hey, we need you in escort. You know, something like that.

You're right.

You obviously are completely devoted to Nina and

you two will live a very happy bonded life together.

So are you seriously telling me you don't get jealous when dad's seeing a new chick?

Oh, no. I don't even think about it. And honestly,

whenever he's having fun on his night, I do too.

I'm sorry.

Oh, no. I don't even think about it. And honestly,

whenever he's having fun on his night, I do too.

Whoa. That's just crazy.

Well, he's with someone right now.

They're supposed to be at work.

And you, is that why you're in the sexy lingerie?

I was. But I'm going to pass this year. The gentleman I was

speaking to with that app, he can't make it because of his wife.

Oh my god. This is crazy. This is so fucked up.

Honey, it's not fucked up. There are plenty of people that live monogamous lives.

And I'm just very, very sorry that I was

trying to open your mind before your big day.

I'm just gonna go, I got a lot of things to process.

Yeah, sure, that's okay.

I'll just continue to unpack.

Okay.

Come in.

Hey.

Hi baby, come play with me.

So, maybe you are not so crazy,

but you are off about the kind of girls I like.

What do you mean?

Well, I like more of a mature woman

with long tan legs and dark hair, big blue eyes.

You need to stop it.

Mom, can I kiss you?

I mean, I don't wanna cross any lines,

I just, you know, it'd be the best gift to me.

I've been dreaming about it for a long time.

I'm sorry, is that crossing the line?

I'll go, I'm sorry.

No, it's okay.

Truth be told, I'm duped about you too.

Just like a mommy's titties.

There you go.

Oh, I'm such a good boy.

Just like that.

That's really, really good.

I like watching you.

Pulling my clip.

Like your tongue.

So beautiful.

It's beautiful watching your mouth on it.

That's good.

Like that.

That's really good baby.

That's it.

Someone's trying to make mommy cum.

Yeah.

Yeah that's it.

That's it.

Fuck me.

That's really gross.

Oh my god, that's so good right there.

Now that's it.

Ah, you knew this was gonna happen.

You're so naughty, like you keep doing that.

That's...

Oh my god, right there.

Okay.

Oh, fuck.

That was good. Yeah, that was good.

I need more of that.

That is so good.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And you lay down.

I don't know.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Peace.

Oh, fuck.

Here's that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god, fuck me.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck this.

Please, please get off my fucking cock.

Yeah, I heard about you and your ex.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Good.

Oh, oh, yeah.

Oh, oh, that's good.

Mm, yes.

Right there.

Good.

Yeah, let me just do it.

Yeah, right there.

Oh, right there, right there, right there.

Right there.

Oh, right there.

Yeah, yeah.

That's it.

Right there, right there.

Yeah, like that.

Just like that.

Yeah, just lay there.

Let mommy do this.

Yeah.

Oh, great.

Right there.

Yep.

Oh, right there.

Yes.

Wow.

Look at you.

I'm going to try.

I'm going to taste myself on you.

Wow.

Yes, nice.

Can you hold that up for me?

Yeah.

Just a little teaser.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, right there.

Yeah.

That's good.

Right there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes!

Yeah.

Okay.

If I slide...

Yeah, I have to use that pussy.

Yeah, there.

That's it, that's it.

I just kinda just wanna do this.

Yeah, let me just do this.

Let me grind on your cock.

Uh-huh.

Let me do this.

There.

That's really good right there.

Yeah.

Yep, yep.

I love that position, however...

I wanna see your face.

Okay.

Right there.

That's it.

My turn.

I don't know.

It's good.

My turn.

It's not good.

Why are we going there?

I can't do that.

Right there, right there.

Oh, God, you're so heavy.

Oh, Jesus.

Right there. That is so good.

Oh, Lord.

This way.

Good.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Mom.

Yeah.

I need you to get on top of me.

Uh-huh.

I need you to help me.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Okay.

Wow.

Oh my God.

Oh, yeah.

There.

Oh, there.

Uh-huh.

There.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, right there.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, get it.

That one was busy.

That's right here.

Get it.

Oh, yeah.

Get it.

Yeah, that's it.

Yes!

Oh my god!

Yes!

I love you!

Oh my god!

Yes!

Yes!

Mm, yeah, I do like that.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'll get to you in a bit.

Oh, okay.

I got some energy there.

Pinned up energy.

I'm a lot of years thinking about you.

I love you.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, like that.

Like that.

I have to get a little more with that one, too.

This place.

That's good.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, the mom definitely proves that she likes this.

Yeah.

Oh, my bad.

That's it.

Yeah.

That's it.

That's it.

Yeah.

That's it.

You have been wonderful.

You want me?

I want you to come.

You want mommy?

I want you to come.

You want me?

Yes.

You want mommy to come?

I want you to come.

I want it, I want it.

Oh my god, fuck, fuck!

You're here.

Oh, fuck.

Hello, baby.

Hello, baby.

Fuck.

You're so good.

What did you do to me to mess up

your mom?

Fuck.

It's over.

I just want to push it in.

I want you to pick me up.

So, are you serious about the hall pass?

Once a year?

Well, I guess it won't matter since you're my stepson.

I mean, yeah, I swear, I won't say anything,

but I need to see you again.

Even if it takes another year, I have to.

Hey, I love you.

Love you too.