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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:01,709 --> 00:01:03,501 You don't have a clue 2 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:07,834 When you call that a tune 3 00:01:09,251 --> 00:01:12,584 Your little folly You will follow 4 00:01:12,751 --> 00:01:15,001 Folly, follow 5 00:01:17,626 --> 00:01:19,834 It's no Vivaldi 6 00:01:21,084 --> 00:01:23,292 No Requiem by Verdi 7 00:01:23,459 --> 00:01:25,334 THE WANNABES 8 00:01:25,501 --> 00:01:28,834 Your little folly You will follow 9 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:31,626 Folly, follow 10 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:35,751 Some words 11 00:01:36,209 --> 00:01:39,459 To meet someone new 12 00:01:40,209 --> 00:01:42,584 To change our lives 13 00:01:42,751 --> 00:01:44,501 One last hope 14 00:01:44,667 --> 00:01:47,792 Spring, winter, summer 15 00:01:47,959 --> 00:01:51,126 The month of August, who cares? 16 00:01:54,251 --> 00:01:56,209 No more boxing gloves 17 00:01:57,542 --> 00:01:59,792 Stevie Wonder on the jukebox 18 00:02:01,876 --> 00:02:03,584 Your little folly 19 00:02:03,751 --> 00:02:05,167 You will follow 20 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:07,751 Folly, follow 21 00:02:10,417 --> 00:02:12,667 You're not funny 22 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:16,834 When you say I'm not trendy 23 00:02:18,084 --> 00:02:19,501 Your little folly 24 00:02:19,959 --> 00:02:21,376 You will follow 25 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:23,001 Folly, follow... 26 00:02:29,459 --> 00:02:31,751 Bravo, Etienne! You were great. 27 00:02:31,917 --> 00:02:33,501 I love that song. 28 00:02:34,167 --> 00:02:36,042 Who else wants to dazzle us 29 00:02:36,209 --> 00:02:37,626 with their singing talents? 30 00:02:42,709 --> 00:02:44,667 Hey, goatee! We haven't heard you yet. 31 00:02:44,917 --> 00:02:46,042 I quit. 32 00:02:49,084 --> 00:02:50,959 I left singing behind. 33 00:02:53,542 --> 00:02:54,667 Anyone else? 34 00:02:56,084 --> 00:02:58,001 Miss, come on up! 35 00:03:14,376 --> 00:03:15,251 Veterinarian. 36 00:03:15,751 --> 00:03:16,751 Snow queen. 37 00:03:17,209 --> 00:03:17,834 And you? 38 00:03:18,292 --> 00:03:20,292 I want to be famous. 39 00:03:20,459 --> 00:03:21,709 For 6 months now. 40 00:03:21,876 --> 00:03:23,292 An economic crisis... 41 00:03:27,626 --> 00:03:30,959 Welcome to Name That Price, the show that's tip tip? 42 00:03:31,126 --> 00:03:31,959 Top! 43 00:03:32,126 --> 00:03:35,917 This Aqua Clean toilet is compatible with your cell phone! 44 00:03:36,251 --> 00:03:37,542 - 75 euros. - 1,500. 45 00:03:37,709 --> 00:03:39,001 65 euros. 46 00:03:39,501 --> 00:03:40,626 Need help, Daniel? 47 00:03:43,001 --> 00:03:45,459 Yeah. Where are the music videos? 48 00:03:46,459 --> 00:03:49,209 I see you still don't understand. 49 00:03:50,959 --> 00:03:53,251 This is an appliance store. 50 00:03:53,417 --> 00:03:54,917 We don't watch videos. 51 00:03:55,542 --> 00:03:57,834 Barbecue demos are better? 52 00:03:58,001 --> 00:03:59,792 - Electric plancha. - What? 53 00:03:59,959 --> 00:04:02,334 It's an electric plancha. It's mine. 54 00:04:06,834 --> 00:04:09,542 Step 1: OIL 55 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,417 Why'd you film your barbecue? 56 00:04:14,584 --> 00:04:18,209 2 burners. 5 temperature settings. Wheels and utensils included. 57 00:04:18,917 --> 00:04:21,959 At 286.95 euros, it's more than just a barbecue. 58 00:04:22,126 --> 00:04:23,417 Right. 59 00:04:24,001 --> 00:04:26,834 So I have to watch you cook sausages all day? 60 00:04:27,001 --> 00:04:30,334 - You didn't even poke holes. - To keep the fat in. 61 00:04:30,501 --> 00:04:32,126 What do you care? 62 00:04:32,501 --> 00:04:34,292 I manage this department. 63 00:04:34,459 --> 00:04:36,626 From the dryers... to the printers. 64 00:04:37,751 --> 00:04:38,667 Ok. 65 00:04:38,834 --> 00:04:41,501 So you're not in charge of the stereos? 66 00:04:41,876 --> 00:04:42,501 No. 67 00:04:42,917 --> 00:04:44,667 Got it. Perfect. 68 00:04:45,626 --> 00:04:47,167 You know what? 69 00:04:47,584 --> 00:04:48,209 There! 70 00:04:49,167 --> 00:04:50,959 Bravo, Daniel. Great! 71 00:04:51,209 --> 00:04:52,084 Yeah. 72 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:53,542 Watch. 73 00:04:53,876 --> 00:04:55,584 Of course, obviously! 74 00:04:55,834 --> 00:04:56,751 Two can play. 75 00:04:56,917 --> 00:04:58,417 Great, awesome! 76 00:04:59,042 --> 00:05:00,126 What's going on? 77 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:03,584 Patricia, tell Daniel I'm manager here. 78 00:05:04,001 --> 00:05:05,626 But you're not, Stéphane. 79 00:05:05,792 --> 00:05:06,876 Idriss is manager. 80 00:05:07,167 --> 00:05:09,084 You haven't been promoted yet. 81 00:05:11,042 --> 00:05:12,167 Back to work. 82 00:05:12,709 --> 00:05:14,001 Time to open. 83 00:05:15,126 --> 00:05:16,501 Play store video. 84 00:05:16,667 --> 00:05:18,167 Playing store video... 85 00:05:19,042 --> 00:05:20,167 Asshole. 86 00:05:21,584 --> 00:05:22,834 Say again? 87 00:05:23,667 --> 00:05:24,834 Asshole. 88 00:05:36,667 --> 00:05:39,667 Here you go. I tried it, it works great. 89 00:05:45,417 --> 00:05:46,501 Have a nice day. 90 00:05:46,667 --> 00:05:47,709 Thanks. 91 00:05:48,376 --> 00:05:50,709 I'd like some advice about an oven. 92 00:05:50,876 --> 00:05:52,084 Sure. 93 00:05:55,376 --> 00:05:57,876 I have a problem with the microwave. 94 00:05:58,042 --> 00:05:59,251 See my colleague. 95 00:05:59,417 --> 00:06:00,751 I'm on break. 96 00:06:10,709 --> 00:06:12,459 I "like" you 97 00:06:12,626 --> 00:06:14,084 Thanks for all the love 98 00:06:14,459 --> 00:06:16,084 I "like" you... 99 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:18,917 Daniel. What are you doing? 100 00:06:19,334 --> 00:06:22,334 I'm sick of seeing Stéphane's mug on a loop. 101 00:06:22,501 --> 00:06:23,417 Aren't you? 102 00:06:26,084 --> 00:06:26,917 That's Esteban Lopes. 103 00:06:27,542 --> 00:06:28,667 I hate it. 104 00:06:29,042 --> 00:06:30,917 The lyrics are so weak. 105 00:06:32,376 --> 00:06:34,042 His vocal range is limited. 106 00:06:34,542 --> 00:06:36,001 He's a wedding singer. 107 00:06:36,167 --> 00:06:37,042 You know music. 108 00:06:37,709 --> 00:06:40,667 Yeah, I know the basics. 109 00:06:42,376 --> 00:06:43,917 Are you kidding me? 110 00:06:47,292 --> 00:06:48,876 Those damn repairmen. 111 00:06:49,917 --> 00:06:51,626 Could you bring dessert? 112 00:06:52,251 --> 00:06:53,917 I got all the meat. 113 00:06:54,834 --> 00:06:56,834 Right, your thing tonight! 114 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:59,584 - My plancha party. - Sorry, I can't. 115 00:06:59,751 --> 00:07:00,376 Shit! 116 00:07:00,542 --> 00:07:03,376 My in-laws are here, you know. 117 00:07:04,251 --> 00:07:05,876 Fun night for Idriss! 118 00:07:06,209 --> 00:07:08,584 Sorry, I can't make it either. 119 00:07:09,084 --> 00:07:10,751 I have my son. 120 00:07:11,001 --> 00:07:12,959 - So, Nadine? - No. 121 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:15,959 - You're busy too? - I'm busy too. 122 00:07:16,417 --> 00:07:17,542 What rotten luck! 123 00:07:18,709 --> 00:07:19,709 No biggie. 124 00:07:19,876 --> 00:07:23,417 I'll freeze the meat. The plancha has a defrost setting. 125 00:07:23,584 --> 00:07:26,001 - Another time. - Right, another time! 126 00:07:26,167 --> 00:07:27,001 Yet again. 127 00:07:27,167 --> 00:07:28,876 Another time, perfect! 128 00:07:29,292 --> 00:07:30,709 Hang on, Steph! 129 00:07:31,042 --> 00:07:33,834 Since tonight's tricky, can you close the store? 130 00:07:35,251 --> 00:07:36,542 I got your back, bro. 131 00:07:37,209 --> 00:07:39,542 Awesome, I'm counting on you! 132 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:40,709 Ok. 133 00:07:50,626 --> 00:07:52,292 Hey, uncle! 134 00:07:52,667 --> 00:07:55,459 - 'Sup? - Hi Bastien. Is your mom inside? 135 00:07:55,751 --> 00:07:57,834 You bet. We're here. 136 00:07:58,917 --> 00:08:00,376 Then I'll go in. 137 00:08:00,542 --> 00:08:03,584 Hey Daniel. Don't worry. I'll keep watch. 138 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:05,167 If shit hits the fan, 139 00:08:05,792 --> 00:08:06,917 I'm here, bro. 140 00:08:07,084 --> 00:08:09,667 This is my turf. Everyone knows me. 141 00:08:09,834 --> 00:08:13,001 Someone hassles you, we school the bastard. 142 00:08:13,167 --> 00:08:14,167 We kick his ass. 143 00:08:14,334 --> 00:08:15,459 Right, cool. 144 00:08:15,626 --> 00:08:17,959 We break his face. Fuck his mother. 145 00:08:18,209 --> 00:08:19,251 Very reassuring. 146 00:08:19,417 --> 00:08:21,042 Even his father. 147 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:23,251 - Don't hesitate. - I won't. 148 00:08:24,834 --> 00:08:26,084 Retard. 149 00:08:28,584 --> 00:08:29,334 So... 150 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:33,876 "I leave my house to my children Laurence and Daniel Santini." 151 00:08:34,042 --> 00:08:36,334 You still live in the house, Mr. Santini? 152 00:08:36,501 --> 00:08:37,334 Correct. 153 00:08:37,501 --> 00:08:39,459 You'll figure that out. 154 00:08:40,792 --> 00:08:41,917 The inheritance tax 155 00:08:42,084 --> 00:08:45,251 is 17,508 euros, to which we add... 156 00:08:45,417 --> 00:08:47,417 Hang on, what's that? 157 00:08:48,501 --> 00:08:49,959 I don't have that. 158 00:08:50,792 --> 00:08:52,001 Well, then... 159 00:08:53,417 --> 00:08:56,459 We have to sell the house, Daniel! 160 00:08:57,001 --> 00:08:58,126 We can't sell my house. 161 00:08:58,292 --> 00:09:00,751 It's not your house. It's both of ours. 162 00:09:01,042 --> 00:09:04,292 It sucks, but it's the only way we can pay the tax. 163 00:09:04,667 --> 00:09:08,251 What'll I do? Have you seen the cost of housing? 164 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:10,417 I'm not a real estate agent. 165 00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:13,292 You'll figure it out. I don't have the money either. 166 00:09:14,334 --> 00:09:16,667 My doctor gave me a month's sick leave. 167 00:09:18,292 --> 00:09:20,209 We can't take out a loan, right? 168 00:09:20,376 --> 00:09:23,084 I'm not a banker either, Ms. Santini. 169 00:09:24,251 --> 00:09:26,917 What'll I do? I don't want to live with you. 170 00:09:27,084 --> 00:09:28,876 Definitely not. 171 00:09:29,042 --> 00:09:30,417 That's out. I'm exhausted. 172 00:09:30,584 --> 00:09:33,334 Bastien is being a total jerk. Forget it. 173 00:09:34,417 --> 00:09:37,834 So I camp under a bridge or something? Great. 174 00:09:38,167 --> 00:09:40,001 Don't you have a friend? 175 00:09:40,292 --> 00:09:42,917 You're a grownup now, figure it out! 176 00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:46,251 Sorry, ma'am. 177 00:09:48,417 --> 00:09:51,792 Do you know an agent who could appraise the house? 178 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:55,667 For the last time, I'm not in real estate or banking. 179 00:09:55,834 --> 00:09:56,959 I'm a notary. 180 00:09:57,126 --> 00:09:58,917 Of course, stupid me. 181 00:09:59,417 --> 00:10:01,209 17,000, shit! 182 00:10:03,876 --> 00:10:05,209 So, you're all here. 183 00:10:06,292 --> 00:10:07,292 Bad news. 184 00:10:07,459 --> 00:10:10,834 The head office says this store will close definitively 185 00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:12,084 in 2 months. 186 00:10:14,751 --> 00:10:17,251 We saw it coming. Closures all around us. 187 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:20,917 Those on permanent contracts will be transferred. 188 00:10:22,126 --> 00:10:24,167 For the others, I'm sorry. 189 00:10:24,334 --> 00:10:26,334 Isabelle, Gaylord, 190 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,917 Daniel, we have to let you go. 191 00:10:31,001 --> 00:10:31,792 Questions? 192 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:35,126 Stéphane? 193 00:10:35,292 --> 00:10:37,167 Will there be a closing party? 194 00:10:37,542 --> 00:10:39,292 What kind of question is that? 195 00:10:39,584 --> 00:10:43,126 As president of the events committee, I do the buffet. 196 00:10:43,584 --> 00:10:45,542 - The buffet? - Yes, the buffet! 197 00:10:45,709 --> 00:10:47,542 Appetizers, nibbles, antipasti... 198 00:10:47,876 --> 00:10:49,126 C'mon! 199 00:10:49,626 --> 00:10:52,542 How about an Italian theme? I'll make bruschetta. 200 00:10:53,001 --> 00:10:54,542 Let's discuss it later. 201 00:10:54,709 --> 00:10:57,334 Meanwhile, I need 2 volunteers. 202 00:10:57,501 --> 00:10:58,917 Thanks, Stéphane. 203 00:10:59,084 --> 00:11:01,417 For inventory, tomorrow night. 204 00:11:02,417 --> 00:11:04,667 The night shift pays double. 205 00:11:05,042 --> 00:11:06,501 Shit. I'll do it. 206 00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:08,209 Good. Daniel and Stéphane. 207 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:10,001 - No! - Yes. 208 00:11:12,084 --> 00:11:15,334 That's right. I'd like to apply for that loan. 209 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,167 The loan is for 210 00:11:17,334 --> 00:11:20,584 a Galactic X Pro mobile phone at 850.90 euros... 211 00:11:21,209 --> 00:11:22,084 Yes. 212 00:11:22,417 --> 00:11:25,417 A FreezeMe electric sorbet maker at 63... 213 00:11:26,001 --> 00:11:27,209 Electric sorbet maker. 214 00:11:28,792 --> 00:11:30,501 Right, to make sorbet. 215 00:11:35,417 --> 00:11:37,251 I know I'm in the red 216 00:11:37,417 --> 00:11:40,167 but my boss is about to make me manager. 217 00:11:40,751 --> 00:11:41,876 Hello? 218 00:11:52,876 --> 00:11:53,667 Daniel. 219 00:11:54,292 --> 00:11:56,376 No drinking on the job. 220 00:12:00,334 --> 00:12:02,459 Last week on Villa of secrets... 221 00:12:04,542 --> 00:12:06,417 - You're a teacher? - Yes. 222 00:12:06,876 --> 00:12:08,626 Name That Price is on! 223 00:12:08,792 --> 00:12:12,417 Time to guess the prices of the items in our shop window. 224 00:12:14,417 --> 00:12:15,876 I love Fred Costa. 225 00:12:16,042 --> 00:12:18,501 How much for the wine cellar? 226 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,084 450. 227 00:12:24,251 --> 00:12:25,334 372 euros. 228 00:12:26,126 --> 00:12:29,001 That's a Leko wine cellar. 450 euros. 229 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,751 No, it was 450 euros. Too bad, Sylvie! 230 00:12:33,917 --> 00:12:35,251 So close. 231 00:12:35,917 --> 00:12:38,459 How much for this smoothie blender? 232 00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:43,959 99 euros. 233 00:12:44,126 --> 00:12:45,001 70 euros. 234 00:12:45,167 --> 00:12:46,209 70 euros? 235 00:12:46,459 --> 00:12:47,417 70 euros. 236 00:12:47,751 --> 00:12:48,876 Barbara... 237 00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:52,126 99 euros, ouch! 238 00:12:52,292 --> 00:12:54,376 One more chance at the 20,000. 239 00:12:54,751 --> 00:12:57,167 How much for this fridge-TV? 240 00:12:57,751 --> 00:12:59,459 1,490. 241 00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:02,001 2,100? 2,100 euros. 242 00:13:02,417 --> 00:13:03,501 Jonathan... 243 00:13:04,001 --> 00:13:05,251 1,490 euros... 244 00:13:07,626 --> 00:13:09,209 What a shame! 245 00:13:15,126 --> 00:13:15,876 What? 246 00:13:17,834 --> 00:13:19,334 How much is this? 247 00:13:19,501 --> 00:13:20,917 The FriFri Fryer? 248 00:13:21,084 --> 00:13:22,459 99.90. 249 00:13:27,126 --> 00:13:29,667 The Sundig FPX-10 microwave? 250 00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:31,459 124.99. 251 00:13:34,167 --> 00:13:36,251 We need to get to work. 252 00:13:37,292 --> 00:13:41,126 Don't be silly. Everyone who works here knows prices. 253 00:13:41,292 --> 00:13:43,459 No, nobody else does. 254 00:13:43,626 --> 00:13:46,376 You must be kind of like Rain Man. 255 00:13:46,709 --> 00:13:48,917 - Above-average IQ? - No, below. 256 00:13:49,084 --> 00:13:50,959 Or autistic or something. 257 00:13:51,542 --> 00:13:53,584 We'll be on TV, it'll be great. 258 00:13:53,751 --> 00:13:55,084 No thanks, Daniel. 259 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,584 C'mon, Stéphane. 260 00:13:56,876 --> 00:13:58,584 We can make big bucks! 261 00:13:59,084 --> 00:14:01,667 If we empty the shop window we win 100,000 euros. 262 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:05,167 We could use it, right? 263 00:14:06,334 --> 00:14:07,959 What are you implying? 264 00:14:08,126 --> 00:14:11,417 I overheard you saying you're in the red. 265 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,751 Stop right there. We're different. 266 00:14:14,042 --> 00:14:15,709 I'll soon have a top job. 267 00:14:15,876 --> 00:14:19,001 I won't miss work for a stupid game show. 268 00:14:21,459 --> 00:14:23,584 Registration Form 269 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,292 Hi. 270 00:14:46,167 --> 00:14:48,584 Sorry Blaise, no more coconut milk. 271 00:14:54,459 --> 00:14:58,584 The 15-to-25s are watching The Villa of Secrets. 272 00:14:58,751 --> 00:15:02,251 But I expected a better launch for Name That Price. 273 00:15:02,584 --> 00:15:04,167 Ratings have improved. 274 00:15:04,334 --> 00:15:06,417 That's not the problem. 275 00:15:06,584 --> 00:15:08,792 Your contestants are too bland. 276 00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:11,667 Hey, everybody. 277 00:15:12,001 --> 00:15:14,584 Léa, what am I taping today again? 278 00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:16,001 Sing Sing? 279 00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:18,084 It's Name That Price today, Fred. 280 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:21,834 Ok. Anyone wanna do interval training with me? 281 00:15:22,001 --> 00:15:24,126 Sure, we're totally dressed for it. 282 00:15:27,209 --> 00:15:28,376 We're in a meeting. 283 00:15:28,626 --> 00:15:30,209 Ok! Hard at work. 284 00:15:30,584 --> 00:15:31,292 Later. 285 00:15:36,459 --> 00:15:38,501 Right. Any ideas? 286 00:15:39,292 --> 00:15:39,917 Yes. 287 00:15:40,959 --> 00:15:44,667 Do It Your Way has a contestant with Asperger's. 288 00:15:44,834 --> 00:15:46,459 The ratings are through the roof. 289 00:15:46,626 --> 00:15:49,459 So FX and I were thinking: Down's syndrome. 290 00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:55,001 Like the telethon. 291 00:15:56,626 --> 00:15:58,251 Anything else? 292 00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:00,876 - A friend's sister has Down's... - Forget it. 293 00:16:03,584 --> 00:16:04,834 Here's a new idea. 294 00:16:05,251 --> 00:16:06,667 Atypical contestants. 295 00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:11,001 - Oddballs, a bit naive... - Halfwits? 296 00:16:11,542 --> 00:16:12,876 No, geez. 297 00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:15,376 People with no self-awareness. 298 00:16:16,001 --> 00:16:17,501 We've got some. 299 00:16:21,042 --> 00:16:21,959 Perfect. 300 00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:25,417 Employee of the month and a Johnny Depp wannabe. 301 00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:38,917 Bravo, ladies! 302 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,667 Great duet! Hard to choose between you. 303 00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:45,876 Let's see the votes. 304 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:52,167 Laura wins with the most votes! 305 00:16:52,334 --> 00:16:54,251 Nice job, Laura. 306 00:16:54,417 --> 00:16:56,584 Clarisse, the adventure ends here. 307 00:16:57,334 --> 00:16:59,376 It was a joy to sing with Laura. 308 00:16:59,626 --> 00:17:01,917 Maybe see you on another game? 309 00:17:02,084 --> 00:17:03,209 Or for dinner? 310 00:17:03,376 --> 00:17:05,084 Just kidding. No lawsuits! 311 00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:06,959 Laura, on to the next step... 312 00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:10,751 Yes? 313 00:17:10,917 --> 00:17:12,959 Sorry, didn't know the owner was in! 314 00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:14,626 Who are you? 315 00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:16,959 Thierry Barré, real estate agent. 316 00:17:17,126 --> 00:17:18,667 Here for an appraisal. 317 00:17:18,834 --> 00:17:21,042 Laurence gave me the keys. 318 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,876 Great potential! 319 00:17:26,751 --> 00:17:28,834 What should I visit first? 320 00:17:31,376 --> 00:17:33,209 Start with the front yard! 321 00:17:39,001 --> 00:17:41,417 You need to take a guess 322 00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:44,626 First clue is desire 323 00:17:45,876 --> 00:17:46,667 Second clue is... 324 00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:48,876 - Pleasure! - Laughter... 325 00:17:49,209 --> 00:17:53,251 No, it was pleasure! What a shame, Laura! 326 00:17:53,584 --> 00:17:55,209 You have one more chance. 327 00:17:55,376 --> 00:17:57,834 You can pick the Super Bonus or... 328 00:17:58,001 --> 00:17:59,959 - Hello? - Daniel Santini? 329 00:18:00,334 --> 00:18:01,001 Yes? 330 00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:04,042 Any other openings? We work today. 331 00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:06,376 - I'm afraid not. - We'll be there! 332 00:18:06,542 --> 00:18:09,376 - I'll call Stéphane Chevalier. - No need, I'll tell him! 333 00:18:09,792 --> 00:18:11,251 Auditions end at 3 pm. 334 00:18:11,417 --> 00:18:13,417 We'll be there on time! 335 00:18:14,042 --> 00:18:15,001 See you then. 336 00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:16,876 - Done. - They're coming? 337 00:19:09,501 --> 00:19:10,667 Coming. 338 00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:14,501 Daniel! 339 00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:17,417 Scoff all you like. It goes 35kmh downhill. 340 00:19:17,584 --> 00:19:19,709 And that van of yours pollutes. 341 00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:30,959 This is ridiculous. 342 00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:32,584 A conspiracy against us. 343 00:19:33,251 --> 00:19:34,751 I won't stay another minute. 344 00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:36,876 Come on, Stéphane. 345 00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:40,667 I love my job. My dream is to be manager. 346 00:19:41,501 --> 00:19:43,917 She'll only clip your wings! Let's go. 347 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:46,834 Why would I have done that? 348 00:19:47,251 --> 00:19:48,667 Someone framed us. 349 00:19:49,542 --> 00:19:51,501 Did you check who badged in first? 350 00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:55,042 No, I didn't bother. You two did inventory last night. 351 00:19:55,209 --> 00:19:57,917 This morning we found 2 phones in your lockers. 352 00:19:59,126 --> 00:20:01,376 You know our policy. 353 00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:04,209 You know what happens when employees steal. 354 00:20:07,751 --> 00:20:09,292 C'mon, it's pointless. 355 00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,334 I did everything you asked. 356 00:20:11,876 --> 00:20:14,001 Overtime. Closings. Replacements. 357 00:20:17,209 --> 00:20:19,792 You're afraid I'll replace you! 358 00:20:22,626 --> 00:20:23,959 I won't leave. 359 00:20:24,501 --> 00:20:25,542 No one can make me. 360 00:20:25,709 --> 00:20:26,917 - Stéphane! - What? 361 00:20:32,876 --> 00:20:34,876 He was out of control. 362 00:21:17,459 --> 00:21:18,542 Where am I? 363 00:21:19,959 --> 00:21:22,626 Name That Price called us to be on the show. 364 00:21:22,792 --> 00:21:24,626 Gotta be there by 3. 365 00:21:25,292 --> 00:21:26,626 What the heck? 366 00:21:27,292 --> 00:21:28,626 You're kidnapping me? 367 00:21:28,792 --> 00:21:29,834 'Course not. 368 00:21:30,084 --> 00:21:31,751 You head-butt and kidnap me? 369 00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:35,417 It's not kidnapping unless I exchange you for money. 370 00:21:35,584 --> 00:21:38,876 Hopefully we'll win some together. You should thank me. 371 00:21:39,501 --> 00:21:41,209 Thank you for what? 372 00:21:41,751 --> 00:21:44,542 We just got fired but we might win 100,000! 373 00:21:45,501 --> 00:21:46,834 You're welcome. 374 00:21:47,792 --> 00:21:49,501 You're a sick man, Daniel. 375 00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:50,501 A sick man! 376 00:21:52,167 --> 00:21:53,334 I will not play. 377 00:21:53,709 --> 00:21:56,126 Even if I did I wouldn't share with you! 378 00:21:56,292 --> 00:21:57,084 Know Fred Costa? 379 00:21:57,667 --> 00:21:59,792 - Who? - The host of the show. 380 00:22:01,126 --> 00:22:02,209 You need me! 381 00:22:02,376 --> 00:22:05,126 I may not know prices, but I know showbiz. 382 00:22:05,292 --> 00:22:06,542 You know showbiz? 383 00:22:06,709 --> 00:22:08,042 I sure do. 384 00:22:08,209 --> 00:22:10,459 It was my world. I was a singer. 385 00:22:11,959 --> 00:22:13,251 A singer? 386 00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:14,792 Yeah, a singer! So? 387 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:15,959 What the heck? 388 00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:18,459 - Take me back to the store! - I was a singer! 389 00:22:18,626 --> 00:22:20,209 We just got fired! 390 00:22:23,792 --> 00:22:24,959 Dad? 391 00:22:26,709 --> 00:22:29,834 Hello, Mr. Fourmas. No, I'm not avoiding your calls. 392 00:22:31,959 --> 00:22:32,917 No, hang on. 393 00:22:33,084 --> 00:22:36,126 Good timing. I'm in a car, I'll come now. 394 00:22:37,209 --> 00:22:38,626 - Take the next exit. - No time! 395 00:22:38,959 --> 00:22:40,334 - Take the next exit! - No! 396 00:22:40,501 --> 00:22:42,209 - Coming. - 2 minutes! 397 00:22:44,251 --> 00:22:46,042 Easy, it's an old folks' home! 398 00:22:50,209 --> 00:22:51,417 Dad... 399 00:22:52,376 --> 00:22:53,834 What's this, Dad? 400 00:22:55,376 --> 00:22:57,334 No way. Impossible! 401 00:22:59,709 --> 00:23:00,709 That's not why! 402 00:23:03,334 --> 00:23:05,459 Stop making it all about you. 403 00:23:06,959 --> 00:23:08,334 Just minor work troubles. 404 00:23:11,626 --> 00:23:14,084 Mr. Chevalier, you came with a van, perfect. 405 00:23:14,251 --> 00:23:15,876 It's not mine. 406 00:23:16,417 --> 00:23:19,751 No matter. You can take your father and his things. 407 00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:23,334 Mr. Fourmas, 408 00:23:23,501 --> 00:23:25,376 you have a top job, SO you understand. 409 00:23:26,751 --> 00:23:29,042 I'm about to be promoted manager. 410 00:23:29,459 --> 00:23:31,334 I have responsibilities too. 411 00:23:31,959 --> 00:23:33,792 I can't look after Dad. 412 00:23:34,292 --> 00:23:35,792 Impossible. 413 00:23:36,792 --> 00:23:38,292 Couldn't we find him 414 00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:40,917 a cheaper room? Smaller? 415 00:23:41,584 --> 00:23:43,876 Smaller than tiny, with 1 window? 416 00:23:44,376 --> 00:23:45,792 Not easy. 417 00:23:46,417 --> 00:23:47,417 No window? 418 00:23:48,126 --> 00:23:49,459 The basement, then. 419 00:23:51,334 --> 00:23:53,542 Mr. Fourmas! The basement! 420 00:23:55,209 --> 00:23:57,501 How much, just out of curiosity? 421 00:23:57,667 --> 00:23:59,917 You owe us 5,000. What do we do? 422 00:24:06,626 --> 00:24:09,209 Give me 1 week, Mr. Fourmas. Just 1 week. 423 00:24:09,584 --> 00:24:12,209 In a week, you'll be at 5,500. 424 00:24:18,626 --> 00:24:20,084 - What time is... - 3 pm. 425 00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:21,126 3 pm. 426 00:24:21,459 --> 00:24:23,626 Your rest home pit stop set us back. 427 00:24:25,959 --> 00:24:27,501 That darn Mr. Fourmas. 428 00:24:27,876 --> 00:24:29,626 He's such a grump. 429 00:24:30,917 --> 00:24:32,209 Always winding me up. 430 00:24:33,417 --> 00:24:35,001 He has a tough job. 431 00:24:35,959 --> 00:24:38,084 My dad no longer speaks. 432 00:24:38,709 --> 00:24:42,001 Luckily I understand him. Must be hard for them. 433 00:24:42,167 --> 00:24:43,751 I don't care, dude. 434 00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:45,584 We're not friends. 435 00:24:45,751 --> 00:24:48,042 Keep your life story to yourself. 436 00:24:49,001 --> 00:24:50,209 Nice. 437 00:24:52,876 --> 00:24:54,209 No, I mean... 438 00:24:54,834 --> 00:24:55,959 This is a bad time. 439 00:24:57,292 --> 00:24:59,709 Stop talking so I can explain the game. 440 00:24:59,876 --> 00:25:01,084 Ever seen it? 441 00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:02,709 Answer me! 442 00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:04,251 I'm not allowed to talk. 443 00:25:04,417 --> 00:25:05,667 Stéphane, don't start! 444 00:25:09,584 --> 00:25:10,751 Got the rules? 445 00:25:10,917 --> 00:25:13,709 It's not hard. Just guess the price. 446 00:25:13,876 --> 00:25:16,751 - We came for Name That Price auditions. - Of course. 447 00:25:18,376 --> 00:25:19,834 This must be it. 448 00:25:25,209 --> 00:25:26,209 Hello. 449 00:25:31,042 --> 00:25:32,209 Check it out. 450 00:25:33,251 --> 00:25:34,542 Fred Costa. 451 00:25:34,834 --> 00:25:37,209 Great for the mind and body. 452 00:25:37,376 --> 00:25:38,917 New stuff this week. 453 00:25:39,084 --> 00:25:42,917 But first, I want to thank you all for following me. 454 00:25:43,084 --> 00:25:45,542 My team and I appreciate it. 455 00:25:45,709 --> 00:25:48,084 He's so nice, so relatable. 456 00:25:48,251 --> 00:25:49,876 Team work is the best. 457 00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:52,959 First time? 458 00:25:53,667 --> 00:25:55,459 - What? - First time? 459 00:25:56,334 --> 00:25:57,292 Yes. 460 00:25:57,792 --> 00:25:58,917 It's our third. 461 00:25:59,376 --> 00:26:00,792 We do all the games. 462 00:26:01,126 --> 00:26:02,459 We love it. 463 00:26:03,251 --> 00:26:06,876 Yesterday we were on Do It Your Way. The host is... 464 00:26:07,042 --> 00:26:08,501 - So nice! - He loves us. 465 00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:10,501 We are quite the duo. 466 00:26:10,667 --> 00:26:12,209 We sure are! 467 00:26:12,667 --> 00:26:14,834 - And then... - We don't care. 468 00:26:16,584 --> 00:26:19,376 Talking to rivals will throw us off. 469 00:26:22,417 --> 00:26:23,876 Take off your badge. 470 00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:26,459 We're not at Tech Universe anymore. 471 00:26:28,126 --> 00:26:30,417 Make it seem like you're cool. 472 00:26:30,959 --> 00:26:33,876 You're not Stéphane anymore. You're... 473 00:26:35,167 --> 00:26:36,376 Steph. 474 00:26:37,501 --> 00:26:40,501 Those two hicks from the sticks have no chance. 475 00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:42,459 - We can hear you. - Yeah? 476 00:26:42,792 --> 00:26:45,001 Go back to Disneyland and shut up. 477 00:26:48,626 --> 00:26:49,876 What nerve. 478 00:26:51,501 --> 00:26:52,626 That's right. 479 00:26:53,876 --> 00:26:55,292 Trust me. 480 00:26:55,834 --> 00:26:58,001 We have to keep our cool. 481 00:26:58,167 --> 00:26:59,751 OMG, Fred Costa! 482 00:27:00,501 --> 00:27:01,959 That's Fred Costa! 483 00:27:03,209 --> 00:27:04,626 What do we do? 484 00:27:05,084 --> 00:27:07,667 What do you mean? You want to talk to him? 485 00:27:07,834 --> 00:27:10,542 Like, "Hi Fred Costa!" No way! 486 00:27:10,709 --> 00:27:12,459 - Got it. - Thanks. 487 00:27:12,626 --> 00:27:13,792 He's coming, he's coming! 488 00:27:13,959 --> 00:27:14,917 Fred, Fred! 489 00:27:17,251 --> 00:27:18,959 - Hi, Fred. - Hi. 490 00:27:21,417 --> 00:27:23,459 - Tip tip? - Top! 491 00:27:28,459 --> 00:27:30,626 He's so totally nice! 492 00:27:31,376 --> 00:27:33,959 I'm not disappointed. He's totally nice! 493 00:27:34,626 --> 00:27:36,959 - He said tip tip to me, right? - Yes. 494 00:27:37,126 --> 00:27:38,667 He tip tip to me, wow. 495 00:27:39,126 --> 00:27:40,917 I can't get over it. Tip tip! 496 00:27:41,084 --> 00:27:42,459 Yeah, tip tip. 497 00:27:43,584 --> 00:27:44,834 - Daniel Santini? - Yes. 498 00:27:45,001 --> 00:27:47,501 - You came with your friend Stéphane? - Yeah. 499 00:27:47,667 --> 00:27:49,417 He's more of a coworker. 500 00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:50,834 The producers will see you. 501 00:27:51,792 --> 00:27:52,959 Go on in. 502 00:28:00,542 --> 00:28:03,042 - Why are they first? - Don't make waves. 503 00:28:03,209 --> 00:28:05,001 They came after us. 504 00:28:13,751 --> 00:28:15,751 Who's Daniel and who's Stéphane? 505 00:28:16,334 --> 00:28:17,876 I'm Daniel. 506 00:28:18,042 --> 00:28:19,126 Stéphane Chevalier. 507 00:28:19,292 --> 00:28:21,376 Employee of the month, right? 508 00:28:22,542 --> 00:28:23,667 How did you know? 509 00:28:23,834 --> 00:28:26,251 The photo on your application. 510 00:28:28,584 --> 00:28:30,334 You sent one of those? 511 00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:31,834 Sure. 512 00:28:32,834 --> 00:28:34,667 - Which month? - Who cares? 513 00:28:36,667 --> 00:28:37,959 This one. 514 00:28:39,751 --> 00:28:40,959 June. 515 00:28:42,084 --> 00:28:43,876 I held the title for a year. 516 00:28:44,042 --> 00:28:45,001 - Bravo. - Thanks. 517 00:28:45,459 --> 00:28:47,167 I organize the parties. 518 00:28:47,542 --> 00:28:49,167 Isn't that fantastic? 519 00:28:50,084 --> 00:28:52,667 I make videos too. I filmed a plancha... 520 00:28:52,834 --> 00:28:53,792 They don't care. 521 00:28:55,334 --> 00:28:56,376 They asked. 522 00:28:57,167 --> 00:29:00,251 They asked you to tell them your dumb life story? 523 00:29:00,417 --> 00:29:01,459 No. 524 00:29:01,709 --> 00:29:04,084 Sorry, he's a novice, so... 525 00:29:04,251 --> 00:29:05,667 And you're not? 526 00:29:06,042 --> 00:29:08,417 For game shows, no. I mean yes. 527 00:29:08,584 --> 00:29:10,209 But I used to be a singer. 528 00:29:10,376 --> 00:29:13,292 So I'm familiar with spotlights, 529 00:29:13,751 --> 00:29:16,917 cameras, footlights, the stage, all that. 530 00:29:17,084 --> 00:29:18,751 I know my way around. 531 00:29:18,917 --> 00:29:21,251 I see. Good to know. 532 00:29:21,417 --> 00:29:22,917 Plus, 533 00:29:23,084 --> 00:29:25,584 I get along great with Fred Costa. 534 00:29:26,084 --> 00:29:26,959 You know him? 535 00:29:27,584 --> 00:29:28,667 No. 536 00:29:28,834 --> 00:29:31,334 But earlier we had a connection. 537 00:29:31,501 --> 00:29:32,709 We... 538 00:29:33,792 --> 00:29:35,501 I was there. You didn't speak. 539 00:29:35,667 --> 00:29:38,376 We connected on another level! Beyond words. 540 00:29:39,501 --> 00:29:41,126 He said tip tip to me. 541 00:29:41,626 --> 00:29:42,876 Costa said tip tip to me. 542 00:29:43,042 --> 00:29:45,667 He looked at me and said, "Tip tip!" 543 00:29:47,042 --> 00:29:48,792 You know, it was... 544 00:29:48,959 --> 00:29:50,959 - He can't see it. - No, I can't. 545 00:29:53,001 --> 00:29:55,417 - Tell me... Daniel, right? - Yes. 546 00:29:55,584 --> 00:29:57,959 Could you sing something for us? 547 00:30:02,709 --> 00:30:03,667 No, no. 548 00:30:03,834 --> 00:30:05,959 Are you a singer or not? 549 00:30:06,292 --> 00:30:08,001 The acoustics aren't great. 550 00:30:08,542 --> 00:30:10,334 - You need to sing. - I quit. 551 00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:13,084 - They want you to. - I don't sing anymore. 552 00:30:13,251 --> 00:30:16,001 - It's now or never! - No, I quit singing! 553 00:30:16,167 --> 00:30:18,751 - So you're not a singer? - Not right now! 554 00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:19,626 Hold up. 555 00:30:20,001 --> 00:30:21,334 Calm down, fellas. 556 00:30:21,501 --> 00:30:24,542 There's no obligation, if you're uncomfortable. 557 00:30:26,792 --> 00:30:29,126 See? We failed thanks to you. 558 00:30:29,292 --> 00:30:31,751 - Me? You, Daniel! - How so? 559 00:30:31,917 --> 00:30:34,292 - You didn't sing! - You showed your plancha! 560 00:30:34,459 --> 00:30:36,792 Shove that plancha up your ass! 561 00:30:36,959 --> 00:30:39,376 Are you two available tomorrow morning 562 00:30:39,542 --> 00:30:41,167 for the taping? 563 00:30:42,001 --> 00:30:43,084 Tomorrow? 564 00:30:43,251 --> 00:30:44,834 - For the... - We're in? 565 00:30:46,251 --> 00:30:48,417 I think we all agree. You were great. 566 00:30:48,584 --> 00:30:49,417 Congratulations. 567 00:30:50,209 --> 00:30:51,626 Thank you. 568 00:30:53,042 --> 00:30:56,542 You may be unaware, but you have great potential. 569 00:30:58,042 --> 00:31:00,376 - Oh, I'm aware. - Me too. 570 00:31:00,917 --> 00:31:03,626 See you tomorrow morning at 10, Studio B? 571 00:31:03,917 --> 00:31:05,459 Show them out, FX. 572 00:31:05,834 --> 00:31:07,834 Of course. Follow me. 573 00:31:10,876 --> 00:31:11,501 Thanks. 574 00:31:12,542 --> 00:31:13,667 Thank you so much. 575 00:31:13,834 --> 00:31:15,376 See you tomorrow. 576 00:31:16,584 --> 00:31:17,751 See you tomorrow. 577 00:31:23,542 --> 00:31:24,584 Awesome! 578 00:31:25,001 --> 00:31:27,084 - We're rich! - Go back to the sticks. 579 00:31:27,251 --> 00:31:28,709 We're not from the sticks! 580 00:31:29,834 --> 00:31:32,501 Imagine Patricia when she sees us on TV. 581 00:31:32,667 --> 00:31:35,001 Stop thinking about the store. 582 00:31:35,167 --> 00:31:37,792 We gotta concentrate. Stay focused! 583 00:31:37,959 --> 00:31:40,334 We were wrongly fired. We gotta fight back! 584 00:31:41,751 --> 00:31:44,209 - I bet it was Idriss. - Because he's black? 585 00:31:44,376 --> 00:31:46,001 What? Never! 586 00:31:46,167 --> 00:31:48,084 They tape Sing Sing here? 587 00:31:48,251 --> 00:31:50,459 I love that show. Excuse me. 588 00:31:50,792 --> 00:31:52,042 Can we watch? 589 00:31:53,292 --> 00:31:54,584 No taping today. 590 00:31:55,542 --> 00:31:57,209 Shall we go eat? 591 00:31:57,834 --> 00:31:58,834 Yeah. 592 00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:00,542 Your treat. 593 00:32:00,709 --> 00:32:03,126 - Why? - You didn't grab my jacket. 594 00:32:03,876 --> 00:32:05,792 - Pay for a hotel too. - Damn! 595 00:32:05,959 --> 00:32:08,376 I'm not difficult. A twin room is fine. 596 00:32:08,542 --> 00:32:09,959 The Ritz or The Bristol? 597 00:32:21,167 --> 00:32:23,584 No! We're not working. 598 00:32:23,959 --> 00:32:24,667 That's right. 599 00:32:24,917 --> 00:32:26,501 Go away, sir. 600 00:32:28,417 --> 00:32:30,292 I can't take this all night. 601 00:32:31,792 --> 00:32:33,959 I need sleep for tomorrow. 602 00:32:34,959 --> 00:32:36,626 It's so uncomfortable. 603 00:32:37,084 --> 00:32:39,084 Start by shutting your trap. 604 00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:42,334 - Hello... - No thanks, sir! 605 00:32:43,417 --> 00:32:45,376 Don't wave your money! 606 00:32:47,792 --> 00:32:50,042 Your gypsy van attracts them. 607 00:32:51,667 --> 00:32:52,751 Don't diss my van. 608 00:32:53,542 --> 00:32:55,209 Sleep outside if you prefer. 609 00:32:56,501 --> 00:32:59,876 Put on the radio if you don't want to hear them. 610 00:33:00,417 --> 00:33:01,834 And shut up. 611 00:33:09,959 --> 00:33:13,626 Smile at life And life smiles back at you 612 00:33:14,292 --> 00:33:17,834 After the rain You know the sun will return 613 00:33:19,042 --> 00:33:23,459 I "like" you! Thanks for all your love... 614 00:33:25,792 --> 00:33:26,667 - Daniel! - What? 615 00:33:27,209 --> 00:33:28,417 You're singing. 616 00:33:29,251 --> 00:33:31,417 - No. - You're singing Esteban Lopes. 617 00:33:31,584 --> 00:33:32,376 I don't sing! 618 00:33:32,542 --> 00:33:33,834 Don't be mad. 619 00:33:34,001 --> 00:33:35,376 You sing well. 620 00:33:35,542 --> 00:33:37,292 It's just a bad time. 621 00:33:43,251 --> 00:33:44,959 You think I sing well? 622 00:33:48,459 --> 00:33:50,709 Softly like that, yes. 623 00:33:52,251 --> 00:33:54,709 I've never heard you otherwise. 624 00:33:57,959 --> 00:33:59,626 Would you like to? 625 00:34:02,251 --> 00:34:02,876 What? 626 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,126 I've never shown anyone this. 627 00:34:10,584 --> 00:34:11,959 Hi, I'm Simply Dan, 628 00:34:12,126 --> 00:34:14,917 here to sing you my song, Need to Sing. 629 00:34:15,084 --> 00:34:16,084 It's not mixed. 630 00:34:16,251 --> 00:34:17,917 You need headphones... 631 00:34:18,417 --> 00:34:20,959 - I'm just explaining. - It's late. 632 00:34:21,751 --> 00:34:23,209 So... 633 00:34:24,459 --> 00:34:25,376 Ok. 634 00:34:32,001 --> 00:34:34,834 Gazing into my black coffee 635 00:34:35,251 --> 00:34:38,292 Or wandering the streets 636 00:34:39,001 --> 00:34:41,834 A fog envelopes me 637 00:34:42,292 --> 00:34:45,334 Too many illusory dreams! 638 00:34:45,876 --> 00:34:49,167 My heart is as heavy As a beat-up old Chevy... 639 00:34:49,334 --> 00:34:51,376 I can't show you, it's dumb. 640 00:34:51,542 --> 00:34:54,167 The sound sucks, I didn't use egg cartons! 641 00:34:54,334 --> 00:34:55,626 Daniel. 642 00:34:56,792 --> 00:34:58,292 It's so good. 643 00:34:58,459 --> 00:34:59,334 Want me to punch you? 644 00:34:59,751 --> 00:35:01,084 I'm serious! 645 00:35:03,084 --> 00:35:04,126 You like it? 646 00:35:04,292 --> 00:35:05,334 Honestly, yes. 647 00:35:05,959 --> 00:35:07,209 I mean... 648 00:35:07,876 --> 00:35:09,084 It's powerful. 649 00:35:09,334 --> 00:35:10,251 Too loud? 650 00:35:10,917 --> 00:35:13,584 - Did you write the lyrics? - Yeah. 651 00:35:13,917 --> 00:35:15,834 I expected you to be awful. 652 00:35:17,001 --> 00:35:18,376 But this... 653 00:35:19,042 --> 00:35:20,042 Simply Dan, wow! 654 00:35:20,834 --> 00:35:22,292 I'm so impressed. 655 00:35:22,459 --> 00:35:24,709 Don't be. It's just me. 656 00:35:24,876 --> 00:35:26,542 You're crazy talented. 657 00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:29,167 Why'd you quit music? 658 00:35:30,292 --> 00:35:32,292 - It's a long story. - Your coffees. 659 00:35:33,376 --> 00:35:34,626 Coming. 660 00:35:35,542 --> 00:35:36,834 My treat. 661 00:35:40,167 --> 00:35:42,084 - 2.40. - Right. 662 00:35:42,667 --> 00:35:44,209 Will you take a check? 663 00:35:44,626 --> 00:35:46,542 Cash it at the end of the month. 664 00:35:48,042 --> 00:35:49,542 Got a pen? 665 00:35:49,709 --> 00:35:53,209 I need to sing! 666 00:35:53,376 --> 00:35:55,417 Daniel, what are these boots? 667 00:35:55,584 --> 00:35:57,251 Mom, Simply Dan is recording! 668 00:35:57,417 --> 00:35:59,584 Stop it with the "Simply Dan" thing! 669 00:35:59,751 --> 00:36:02,542 - What? - I keep telling you, you're ridiculous! 670 00:36:03,334 --> 00:36:04,376 Just your opinion. 671 00:36:05,084 --> 00:36:06,876 And pick up your shit! 672 00:36:07,251 --> 00:36:09,167 Don't diss my cowboy boots! 673 00:36:11,126 --> 00:36:12,209 Daniel... 674 00:36:12,626 --> 00:36:14,042 C'mon, Daniel! 675 00:36:21,626 --> 00:36:25,167 Remember, everyone can help contestants guess prices. 676 00:36:25,751 --> 00:36:28,251 If you're chosen, come to the pulpit. 677 00:36:28,584 --> 00:36:30,126 Run down excitedly. 678 00:36:30,292 --> 00:36:32,667 Smile even if you're not chosen, ok? 679 00:36:33,292 --> 00:36:35,084 Places, everyone. 680 00:36:35,251 --> 00:36:37,667 Cameras rolling on the audience. 681 00:36:38,042 --> 00:36:39,959 Applause, the show is starting! 682 00:36:41,126 --> 00:36:42,959 Name That Price 683 00:36:46,167 --> 00:36:47,959 What if we're not chosen? 684 00:36:48,126 --> 00:36:49,792 The producers loved us. 685 00:36:49,959 --> 00:36:51,876 - Evelyne Duchamp! - Shit! 686 00:36:53,459 --> 00:36:54,709 - Fuck! - Dammit! 687 00:36:57,917 --> 00:36:59,626 Jean-Michel Coudray! 688 00:37:02,084 --> 00:37:04,001 Kady Diallo! 689 00:37:05,834 --> 00:37:07,126 We're screwed. 690 00:37:09,376 --> 00:37:10,751 Now call... 691 00:37:11,126 --> 00:37:12,417 Daniel Santini! 692 00:37:12,584 --> 00:37:13,876 - That's me! - That's you! 693 00:37:15,126 --> 00:37:16,292 That's him! 694 00:37:17,292 --> 00:37:18,709 Look at me, Daniel! 695 00:37:20,626 --> 00:37:22,792 And now for your favorite host, 696 00:37:22,959 --> 00:37:25,334 Fred Costa! 697 00:37:27,084 --> 00:37:29,209 Welcome to Name That Price! 698 00:37:29,376 --> 00:37:31,834 Name that price and you're tip tip? 699 00:37:32,376 --> 00:37:33,584 Top! 700 00:37:34,209 --> 00:37:36,459 - How are you, Daniel? - Great, Fred. 701 00:37:36,626 --> 00:37:38,126 - Great? - You bet. 702 00:37:38,709 --> 00:37:39,751 Fred, 703 00:37:40,084 --> 00:37:41,126 ask him to sing. 704 00:37:41,667 --> 00:37:42,709 I hear you sing? 705 00:37:43,792 --> 00:37:45,459 I used to, but I quit. 706 00:37:45,626 --> 00:37:47,334 Sing us a little song, Daniel. 707 00:37:47,751 --> 00:37:48,792 Audience? 708 00:37:48,959 --> 00:37:50,834 Should Daniel sing us a song? 709 00:37:51,334 --> 00:37:52,542 Sing, Daniel! 710 00:37:54,667 --> 00:37:56,126 Sing, dammit! 711 00:37:59,834 --> 00:38:01,042 We're listening. 712 00:38:03,376 --> 00:38:05,292 Sing 713 00:38:05,834 --> 00:38:07,626 For people all alone 714 00:38:09,167 --> 00:38:11,792 For babies in your arms, sing 715 00:38:12,876 --> 00:38:15,459 Sing to show your love 716 00:38:16,001 --> 00:38:17,417 Sing all day long 717 00:38:17,917 --> 00:38:19,709 Thank you Daniel, what a lovely... 718 00:38:19,876 --> 00:38:21,792 From the barricades! 719 00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:25,626 Wrists and ankles tied 720 00:38:26,209 --> 00:38:29,084 Drown out the firing squads 721 00:38:29,709 --> 00:38:31,126 Never ever stop... 722 00:38:31,292 --> 00:38:34,001 Bravo, Daniel! Stopping is good too. 723 00:38:34,251 --> 00:38:36,542 Bravo, Daniel! Show him some love! 724 00:38:38,042 --> 00:38:40,001 Daniel's voice is tip tip? 725 00:38:40,167 --> 00:38:41,501 Top! 726 00:38:44,084 --> 00:38:45,042 Great range! 727 00:38:45,667 --> 00:38:48,042 Range... stove top, oven... 350 euros! 728 00:38:48,209 --> 00:38:51,292 I haven't started yet. I meant your voice. 729 00:38:51,626 --> 00:38:53,376 You have a nice voice. 730 00:38:53,834 --> 00:38:56,417 We've got our champion. Stay on him. 731 00:38:56,584 --> 00:38:59,709 Cameras 1 and 2, stay on Michael Jackson. 732 00:38:59,876 --> 00:39:01,376 Good luck to you all. 733 00:39:01,542 --> 00:39:04,042 Let's see our first elimination prize. 734 00:39:04,876 --> 00:39:07,334 Its 22 hours of battery autonomy 735 00:39:07,501 --> 00:39:09,876 will keep you working all day long! 736 00:39:11,334 --> 00:39:14,209 Lovely item. What does it cost, Evelyne? 737 00:39:19,751 --> 00:39:21,501 Evelyne, name that price. 738 00:39:21,667 --> 00:39:23,084 600 euros? 739 00:39:23,251 --> 00:39:25,751 Evelyne says 600 euros. 740 00:39:26,126 --> 00:39:27,209 Jean-Michel? 741 00:39:28,292 --> 00:39:29,792 750! 742 00:39:30,251 --> 00:39:31,292 750! 743 00:39:31,459 --> 00:39:32,917 - Lots of helpers. - 450. 744 00:39:33,251 --> 00:39:34,501 450, got it! 745 00:39:34,667 --> 00:39:35,834 Kady? 746 00:39:36,001 --> 00:39:37,417 750! 747 00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:40,167 750! 748 00:39:41,417 --> 00:39:42,792 750! 749 00:39:43,792 --> 00:39:45,876 - Kady? - 890. 750 00:39:46,126 --> 00:39:47,751 890! 751 00:39:48,084 --> 00:39:50,667 890 is Kady's price. 752 00:39:51,084 --> 00:39:52,334 Daniel, your turn. 753 00:39:52,501 --> 00:39:53,667 519. 754 00:39:53,834 --> 00:39:55,251 I can't hear you! 755 00:39:55,417 --> 00:39:57,126 750! Look at me, dammit! 756 00:39:57,917 --> 00:39:59,751 - 519! - I can't hear you, Steph! 757 00:39:59,917 --> 00:40:02,251 - Shut up! - 750! You shut up! 758 00:40:02,417 --> 00:40:03,501 - 519! - 750! 759 00:40:04,209 --> 00:40:05,751 5... 519! 760 00:40:05,917 --> 00:40:07,001 - 519! - 750! 761 00:40:07,167 --> 00:40:09,126 519 euros, Fred. 762 00:40:09,501 --> 00:40:10,917 519 euros? 763 00:40:11,292 --> 00:40:12,709 That's your price? 764 00:40:12,876 --> 00:40:14,084 Yes. 765 00:40:14,251 --> 00:40:16,959 - Your price is tip tip? - Top! 766 00:40:17,126 --> 00:40:19,292 Bravo, Daniel! Give him some love! 767 00:40:19,876 --> 00:40:21,042 Fantastic! 768 00:40:21,209 --> 00:40:24,251 Daniel, come play Full Tilt with us! 769 00:40:29,667 --> 00:40:32,084 - Bravo. How do you feel, Daniel? - Great. 770 00:40:32,251 --> 00:40:34,834 You've won 1,000 euros. Nice start. 771 00:40:35,001 --> 00:40:36,751 - You liked my singing? - What? 772 00:40:36,917 --> 00:40:38,667 - You liked my singing? - Yeah, sure. 773 00:40:38,834 --> 00:40:41,084 Time to play Full Tilt! 774 00:40:42,251 --> 00:40:44,251 FULL TILT 775 00:40:46,501 --> 00:40:47,542 How much? 776 00:40:47,709 --> 00:40:48,917 65! 777 00:40:50,584 --> 00:40:51,292 65! 778 00:40:51,459 --> 00:40:52,459 65 euros! 779 00:41:06,334 --> 00:41:07,834 Bravo, Daniel! 780 00:41:10,376 --> 00:41:11,417 The price is tip tip? 781 00:41:11,959 --> 00:41:13,126 Top! 782 00:41:21,376 --> 00:41:22,209 That's my price. 783 00:41:23,959 --> 00:41:25,626 69 euros. 784 00:41:26,209 --> 00:41:27,626 Bravo, Daniel! 785 00:41:32,584 --> 00:41:34,126 10,000 euros! 786 00:41:34,376 --> 00:41:35,834 - Tip tip! - Top! 787 00:41:36,334 --> 00:41:37,667 He's perfect! 788 00:41:37,834 --> 00:41:40,584 Let's get his friend up there with him. 789 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:44,917 Helluva guy, Daniel! 790 00:41:45,584 --> 00:41:47,667 - Never do that again. - What? 791 00:41:47,834 --> 00:41:49,292 Time to play Whatchacost! 792 00:41:49,459 --> 00:41:51,042 The game we play... 793 00:41:52,584 --> 00:41:55,084 as a duo! I see you came with a friend. 794 00:41:55,251 --> 00:41:56,334 No, I'm alone. 795 00:41:56,959 --> 00:41:58,584 Yes. I'm right here! 796 00:41:58,751 --> 00:42:00,917 Let's ask Stéphane to join us. 797 00:42:01,084 --> 00:42:02,209 Come on down, Stéphane! 798 00:42:03,167 --> 00:42:04,126 Me? 799 00:42:10,584 --> 00:42:12,126 Hello, Stéphane. 800 00:42:12,459 --> 00:42:14,334 - Hello, Frédéric Costa. - Call me Fred. 801 00:42:14,501 --> 00:42:16,251 You met at work, correct? 802 00:42:16,876 --> 00:42:18,167 Yes, Tech Universe. 803 00:42:18,334 --> 00:42:21,292 Two pals working together... Must be a hoot! 804 00:42:21,459 --> 00:42:24,376 Department management is serious, Frédéric. 805 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:25,626 Ok! 806 00:42:26,126 --> 00:42:28,792 Shout out to everyone at Tech Universe! 807 00:42:28,959 --> 00:42:30,417 Except Patricia. 808 00:42:30,584 --> 00:42:31,709 Shout out made... 809 00:42:31,876 --> 00:42:34,209 Patricia, I'll get the last word. 810 00:42:35,084 --> 00:42:37,751 - Fred, one sec... - No, stay, no! 811 00:42:38,709 --> 00:42:39,417 What is it? 812 00:42:39,792 --> 00:42:40,709 What are you doing? 813 00:42:40,876 --> 00:42:42,667 Declaring our innocence publicly. 814 00:42:42,834 --> 00:42:44,834 I was on fire! You wreck my mojo! 815 00:42:45,209 --> 00:42:46,917 I sang and Fred Costa did tip top! 816 00:42:47,084 --> 00:42:48,667 Your singing was awesome! 817 00:42:48,834 --> 00:42:51,001 But we came to win money. 818 00:42:51,626 --> 00:42:53,917 - Don't mention work. - Cool your jets. 819 00:42:54,084 --> 00:42:55,334 These two... 820 00:42:55,626 --> 00:42:56,959 are stars. 821 00:42:58,917 --> 00:43:01,376 Time to play Whatchacost! 822 00:43:02,376 --> 00:43:03,501 WHATCHACOST 823 00:43:04,084 --> 00:43:07,001 Daniel, you will help Stéphane guess the item 824 00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:10,209 without saying its name or miming it. 825 00:43:10,751 --> 00:43:14,542 The item is presented by Jonathan and the lovely Barbara 826 00:43:14,709 --> 00:43:15,751 in our shop window! 827 00:43:21,292 --> 00:43:22,251 What's that again? 828 00:43:22,417 --> 00:43:24,167 Ready, gentlemen... go! 829 00:43:24,917 --> 00:43:26,376 It has heat elements. 830 00:43:26,542 --> 00:43:27,834 A PopUp 2-Slice Toaster? 831 00:43:28,001 --> 00:43:30,209 - No, more... - 3-Slice, 4-Slice? 832 00:43:30,376 --> 00:43:31,959 It cooks stuff! 833 00:43:32,501 --> 00:43:33,876 A Bake Me Oven-Grill? 834 00:43:34,042 --> 00:43:35,959 No, dammit! You put stuff on it. 835 00:43:36,126 --> 00:43:38,751 - A Perfect Pancake griddle! - Simpler! 836 00:43:38,917 --> 00:43:40,334 Party Time Panini Maker? 837 00:43:40,501 --> 00:43:41,584 - Steph... - C'mon! 838 00:43:41,751 --> 00:43:42,542 5 seconds! 839 00:43:42,709 --> 00:43:43,792 You shut up. 840 00:43:43,959 --> 00:43:45,501 It has a lid. 841 00:43:45,667 --> 00:43:46,876 A waffle maker! 842 00:43:47,042 --> 00:43:49,251 - It's your dumb barbecue! - Electric Plancha! 843 00:43:52,042 --> 00:43:53,584 Don't touch me! 844 00:43:58,167 --> 00:43:59,542 No, no, no... 845 00:43:59,709 --> 00:44:02,751 Sorry guys, you answered after the gong. 846 00:44:03,709 --> 00:44:05,834 You drop back down a level 847 00:44:06,001 --> 00:44:07,584 and leave us with 1,000 euros! 848 00:44:07,751 --> 00:44:08,626 No, Fred. 849 00:44:08,792 --> 00:44:10,001 Bye, guys! 850 00:44:10,167 --> 00:44:11,876 After the commercial break, 851 00:44:12,042 --> 00:44:14,126 we'll meet our next contestant. 852 00:44:14,292 --> 00:44:16,334 Name That Price will be right back! 853 00:44:18,626 --> 00:44:20,084 We answered in time. 854 00:44:22,876 --> 00:44:24,209 You were too slow! 855 00:44:24,751 --> 00:44:27,542 Hello friends, a peek backstage... 856 00:44:27,709 --> 00:44:30,084 Fred, Fred! You can't do this to us. 857 00:44:30,542 --> 00:44:32,376 - We answered before the gong. - I did. 858 00:44:32,542 --> 00:44:35,292 - Plus, we connected. - I'm not your pal. 859 00:44:35,792 --> 00:44:37,209 It's over, you lost. 860 00:44:37,376 --> 00:44:38,709 You had your 15 minutes. 861 00:44:39,709 --> 00:44:42,084 No, Frédéric. Daniel's right, we won. 862 00:44:42,251 --> 00:44:44,251 - We should get a spin. - The big wheel. 863 00:44:45,084 --> 00:44:47,501 Incredible. Who are you guys? 864 00:44:47,667 --> 00:44:49,126 A comic duo or what? 865 00:44:49,834 --> 00:44:51,376 Dummy and Dummy? 866 00:44:54,167 --> 00:44:56,167 Get it? Instead of... 867 00:44:56,334 --> 00:44:57,792 Yeah Fred, good one. 868 00:44:58,251 --> 00:44:59,459 - Bye! - Wait, Fred! 869 00:44:59,626 --> 00:45:01,376 Don't touch me! 870 00:45:02,709 --> 00:45:04,959 Know who I am? Fred Costa. You're nobody. 871 00:45:07,626 --> 00:45:08,917 Follow my stories? 872 00:45:09,084 --> 00:45:10,292 I run 11K a day. 873 00:45:10,459 --> 00:45:11,876 So don't test me. 874 00:45:12,876 --> 00:45:14,334 Wanna test me? 875 00:45:15,001 --> 00:45:15,959 How 'bout you? 876 00:45:17,751 --> 00:45:19,042 Test me! 877 00:45:20,167 --> 00:45:21,751 We answered in time! 878 00:45:21,917 --> 00:45:23,459 Let me go! 879 00:45:23,876 --> 00:45:24,667 Calm down! 880 00:45:25,251 --> 00:45:27,792 - Let him go! - What the hell's going on? 881 00:45:28,084 --> 00:45:28,917 Get out! 882 00:45:29,084 --> 00:45:31,417 We won! We answered before the gong! 883 00:45:35,751 --> 00:45:37,501 Spin the wheel! 884 00:45:37,667 --> 00:45:39,459 The wheel! Spin the wheel! 885 00:45:43,042 --> 00:45:43,959 You ok, Fred? 886 00:45:44,126 --> 00:45:46,709 - My nose! I just had it fixed! - Let's see. 887 00:45:47,709 --> 00:45:48,876 What? 888 00:45:50,876 --> 00:45:51,751 What? 889 00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:53,667 It hurts. 890 00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:54,792 You're ok. 891 00:45:55,251 --> 00:45:56,334 I'm ok? 892 00:45:58,292 --> 00:45:59,751 Makeup! 893 00:46:00,001 --> 00:46:01,626 It does sting a bit. 894 00:46:10,501 --> 00:46:12,292 We need to make a complaint. 895 00:46:12,709 --> 00:46:14,834 We should've won more. 896 00:46:15,459 --> 00:46:17,334 We gotta keep going. 897 00:46:17,959 --> 00:46:20,167 Let's sign up for another game. 898 00:46:20,917 --> 00:46:22,792 You could do Sing Sing. 899 00:46:22,959 --> 00:46:25,292 Yes! You could do Sing Sing! 900 00:46:26,292 --> 00:46:29,209 Let's go to my place. I'll plug in the plancha... 901 00:46:29,376 --> 00:46:30,542 Get out. 902 00:46:30,709 --> 00:46:32,292 - Huh? - Get out. 903 00:46:32,626 --> 00:46:34,709 Daniel, can't you do that for me? 904 00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:37,251 You talk about your barbecue all day. 905 00:46:37,417 --> 00:46:40,376 But when it could make us rich, you talk toasters. 906 00:46:40,626 --> 00:46:41,876 Get lost. 907 00:46:42,751 --> 00:46:43,792 Ok. 908 00:46:43,959 --> 00:46:45,376 Have it your way! 909 00:46:45,917 --> 00:46:46,626 Asshole. 910 00:46:48,584 --> 00:46:51,959 And it's not a barbecue! It's an electric plancha! 911 00:46:59,334 --> 00:47:00,042 Hello? 912 00:47:00,209 --> 00:47:04,001 Daniel, just to let you know, I'm changing the locks. 913 00:47:04,167 --> 00:47:04,834 What? 914 00:47:05,084 --> 00:47:07,709 I told you not to kick out the agent. 915 00:47:08,126 --> 00:47:09,417 Where will I go? 916 00:47:10,376 --> 00:47:12,417 Could we break this wall? 917 00:47:12,792 --> 00:47:14,292 I'll break his face! 918 00:47:16,126 --> 00:47:17,292 Hello? 919 00:47:18,084 --> 00:47:19,376 Shit! 920 00:47:22,626 --> 00:47:24,042 Shit! 921 00:47:26,417 --> 00:47:28,834 I'm at kilometer 128, sir. 922 00:47:29,001 --> 00:47:31,292 Kilometer 128 doesn't exist. 923 00:47:39,709 --> 00:47:40,459 Get in. 924 00:47:41,459 --> 00:47:43,084 I don't need you, all is well. 925 00:47:43,251 --> 00:47:44,584 No, all is not well. 926 00:47:44,751 --> 00:47:47,042 We have no cars available. 927 00:47:49,334 --> 00:47:52,167 Life expectancy for a pedestrian on the highway is... 928 00:47:52,334 --> 00:47:53,251 I get it! 929 00:47:53,417 --> 00:47:56,792 Calm down, sir. Just doing my job, trying to help... 930 00:47:58,584 --> 00:48:01,042 Sir? Were you hit by a car? 931 00:48:01,542 --> 00:48:03,334 Ok, I overreacted. 932 00:48:05,042 --> 00:48:07,167 It's been a tough few days. 933 00:48:07,334 --> 00:48:09,667 But I think you have anger issues. 934 00:48:09,834 --> 00:48:14,167 I'm cool to go to your place. Can I stay? My place is flooded. 935 00:48:16,792 --> 00:48:18,876 - Shit. - Yeah, a real shitty day. 936 00:48:39,542 --> 00:48:40,959 Next house on the right. 937 00:48:52,459 --> 00:48:53,959 What's that thing? 938 00:48:57,459 --> 00:49:00,334 Cool, right? A robot lawnmower. No need to push. 939 00:49:02,167 --> 00:49:03,459 Yep. 940 00:49:03,626 --> 00:49:04,709 Look at that jackass. 941 00:49:05,709 --> 00:49:06,959 Hey Hervé! 942 00:49:08,834 --> 00:49:10,792 - Mowing the lawn? - Yeah, why? 943 00:49:11,501 --> 00:49:13,126 No reason. 944 00:49:15,334 --> 00:49:17,167 You owe me for the electronic blinds. 945 00:49:17,834 --> 00:49:19,126 I paid you. 946 00:49:19,292 --> 00:49:22,042 I forgot to bill 1,000 for my labor. 947 00:49:22,292 --> 00:49:23,959 Right, I understand. 948 00:49:25,292 --> 00:49:27,792 Labor is expensive. It adds up. 949 00:49:28,542 --> 00:49:31,709 Don't worry, we're doing Sing Sing. I'll pay you soon! 950 00:49:31,876 --> 00:49:33,042 You're doing what? 951 00:49:33,626 --> 00:49:36,251 - You're still on that? - Yeah, c'mon. 952 00:49:36,417 --> 00:49:38,126 I haven't said yes. 953 00:49:38,876 --> 00:49:39,917 To what? 954 00:49:43,542 --> 00:49:44,751 House to "comfort" mode. 955 00:49:44,917 --> 00:49:46,542 Hello, Stéphane. 956 00:49:46,917 --> 00:49:48,376 Play "ambient" playlist. 957 00:49:48,542 --> 00:49:51,292 Playing "ambient" playlist. 958 00:49:52,501 --> 00:49:55,126 Your place is a Name That Price shop window. 959 00:50:11,084 --> 00:50:12,376 Have a seat. 960 00:50:13,876 --> 00:50:15,126 Obstacle... 961 00:50:15,792 --> 00:50:16,917 What's this thing? 962 00:50:17,792 --> 00:50:19,042 A vacuum. 963 00:50:20,334 --> 00:50:21,542 Go around. 964 00:50:22,917 --> 00:50:24,667 Why not do Sing Sing? 965 00:50:24,834 --> 00:50:27,584 We just won 1,000 euros in an hour. 966 00:50:27,751 --> 00:50:28,459 So? 967 00:50:28,626 --> 00:50:29,751 So! 968 00:50:31,292 --> 00:50:33,709 Listen, I'm kind of in the shit. 969 00:50:33,876 --> 00:50:35,792 I have to get my dad. 970 00:50:35,959 --> 00:50:37,209 I've got 7 loans. 971 00:50:37,376 --> 00:50:38,626 7 loans? 972 00:50:40,167 --> 00:50:41,751 Sell some stuff! 973 00:50:42,084 --> 00:50:43,751 I won't sell my collection. 974 00:50:43,917 --> 00:50:45,751 - Right. - Daniel! 975 00:50:46,709 --> 00:50:47,876 Listen. 976 00:50:48,126 --> 00:50:51,459 I know you quit singing and you have a mental block. 977 00:50:51,959 --> 00:50:54,417 But did you hear the applause? 978 00:50:55,751 --> 00:50:56,417 Yeah. 979 00:50:56,584 --> 00:50:58,584 You gave them all goosebumps. 980 00:51:01,626 --> 00:51:02,751 Yeah. 981 00:51:02,917 --> 00:51:04,334 I know I did. 982 00:51:06,292 --> 00:51:08,376 I gave myself goosebumps too! 983 00:51:09,376 --> 00:51:10,667 I know you can win. 984 00:51:14,834 --> 00:51:15,792 How do we sign up? 985 00:51:15,959 --> 00:51:19,584 The website says to send footage of you singing. 986 00:51:19,751 --> 00:51:21,001 I've got plenty. 987 00:51:21,167 --> 00:51:23,042 No. We should aim higher. 988 00:51:24,042 --> 00:51:25,709 Wanna make a Simply Dan video? 989 00:51:26,876 --> 00:51:28,417 My lifelong dream. 990 00:51:28,584 --> 00:51:29,751 You bet it is. 991 00:51:30,376 --> 00:51:32,334 Got someone who can do it? 992 00:51:32,709 --> 00:51:33,834 Be serious. 993 00:51:34,001 --> 00:51:35,209 - I am. - Get real! 994 00:51:35,376 --> 00:51:37,751 - You've seen my store videos. - That's my point! 995 00:51:37,917 --> 00:51:41,334 I'll go get my demos off my hard drive. 996 00:51:41,501 --> 00:51:43,376 Isn't your place flooded? 997 00:51:46,042 --> 00:51:47,709 Right, of course. 998 00:51:47,959 --> 00:51:49,667 Ok, we'll do your video! 999 00:51:50,167 --> 00:51:52,251 But I'm the artistic director. 1000 00:51:52,417 --> 00:51:53,542 We're a team now. 1001 00:51:53,876 --> 00:51:55,459 Together to the end. 1002 00:51:56,417 --> 00:51:58,042 I'll plug in the plancha. 1003 00:52:00,167 --> 00:52:00,834 Obstacle... 1004 00:52:04,459 --> 00:52:07,834 Buckled in with my GPS, I'm Kader 1005 00:52:08,001 --> 00:52:10,542 In Momma's Tesla makin' tracks 1006 00:52:10,709 --> 00:52:13,542 Draggin' on a leash Kilos of hashish... 1007 00:52:13,709 --> 00:52:14,626 Stop it. 1008 00:52:14,792 --> 00:52:18,459 I'll slow my flow So you can follow me, bro... 1009 00:52:18,626 --> 00:52:19,417 Stop it! 1010 00:52:19,584 --> 00:52:22,251 Stop it, Bastien! It's unbearable. 1011 00:52:24,167 --> 00:52:27,251 Where the hell is his damn place? 1012 00:52:27,417 --> 00:52:29,667 Can't find his place Sprayin' my mace 1013 00:52:29,834 --> 00:52:33,417 All over her face My Mercedes can race, brah... 1014 00:52:34,959 --> 00:52:36,334 Do it again. 1015 00:52:36,501 --> 00:52:37,667 I wasn't ready. 1016 00:52:38,251 --> 00:52:39,459 Go ahead. 1017 00:52:42,667 --> 00:52:43,751 Shit. 1018 00:52:45,751 --> 00:52:46,667 Who's she? 1019 00:52:46,834 --> 00:52:48,001 I've got this. 1020 00:52:50,042 --> 00:52:51,501 What are you doing? 1021 00:52:52,959 --> 00:52:54,417 None of your business. 1022 00:52:55,376 --> 00:52:56,334 Right. 1023 00:52:58,376 --> 00:53:00,501 Sign this and I'll leave. 1024 00:53:01,709 --> 00:53:03,084 I'm not signing. 1025 00:53:03,584 --> 00:53:04,417 I'll find the money. 1026 00:53:06,042 --> 00:53:07,917 C'mon, stop playing with me. 1027 00:53:08,084 --> 00:53:09,001 I'm not. 1028 00:53:09,501 --> 00:53:11,376 Hello, I'm Stéphane. 1029 00:53:11,542 --> 00:53:13,626 Hi. Laurence, his sister. 1030 00:53:13,792 --> 00:53:17,376 Nice to meet you. Sorry, but Simply Dan and I are working. 1031 00:53:17,542 --> 00:53:18,584 Could you come later? 1032 00:53:19,042 --> 00:53:20,917 No Daniel, I beg you! 1033 00:53:21,084 --> 00:53:23,459 Don't tell me you're back to that nonsense. 1034 00:53:23,626 --> 00:53:25,001 Not Simply Dan! 1035 00:53:25,167 --> 00:53:27,042 He's going on Sing Sing. 1036 00:53:27,209 --> 00:53:28,626 - What? - That's right. 1037 00:53:29,126 --> 00:53:31,209 - That's your plan for money? - So? 1038 00:53:31,376 --> 00:53:33,917 - Being on a game show? - You bet. 1039 00:53:34,084 --> 00:53:35,709 Geez, Daniel! 1040 00:53:36,459 --> 00:53:37,459 You're regressing! 1041 00:53:37,917 --> 00:53:39,376 Ma'am, I don't know you. 1042 00:53:39,542 --> 00:53:42,084 - Forget it, she's clueless. - Exactly. 1043 00:53:42,376 --> 00:53:45,042 If you'd heard him sing on Name That Price... 1044 00:53:45,376 --> 00:53:46,917 Name That... 1045 00:53:47,876 --> 00:53:49,292 - Who's he? - A coworker. 1046 00:53:51,209 --> 00:53:52,209 He's making my video. 1047 00:53:54,001 --> 00:53:55,334 A video... 1048 00:53:56,209 --> 00:53:57,834 I'm doing a video too. 1049 00:53:59,501 --> 00:54:02,084 - My nephew. - My rap name is Kader. 1050 00:54:02,251 --> 00:54:03,292 Nice. 1051 00:54:03,459 --> 00:54:06,876 There'll be guns, AK-47s, Kalashnikovs. 1052 00:54:08,126 --> 00:54:09,126 Mini dirt bikes and shit. 1053 00:54:09,292 --> 00:54:10,917 Gonna be wild, dudes! 1054 00:54:11,084 --> 00:54:14,167 We'll be sniffing coke off whores' asses! 1055 00:54:14,709 --> 00:54:16,626 Get in the car, now! 1056 00:54:19,084 --> 00:54:20,417 Yo mama... 1057 00:54:20,709 --> 00:54:21,501 Daniel... 1058 00:54:21,667 --> 00:54:22,376 Bitch! 1059 00:54:22,542 --> 00:54:25,751 Enough kid stuff. I don't care if you sign it. 1060 00:54:26,584 --> 00:54:28,251 I'm selling the house! 1061 00:54:30,959 --> 00:54:32,584 Careful, Daniel. 1062 00:54:33,167 --> 00:54:36,584 If you sell a flooded house, the buyer can back out. 1063 00:54:38,584 --> 00:54:41,376 - Let's make the video. - Just a friendly warning. 1064 00:54:41,959 --> 00:54:44,334 - It's no joke. - Yeah, yeah. 1065 00:54:45,042 --> 00:54:47,084 Back to the rose. 1066 00:54:48,376 --> 00:54:49,834 - Yeah. - Rolling... 1067 00:54:50,584 --> 00:54:51,251 Action! 1068 00:54:55,376 --> 00:54:56,876 No, you stay here. 1069 00:54:57,042 --> 00:54:57,959 Why? 1070 00:54:58,417 --> 00:55:01,334 If you see Fred Costa, we're sunk. 1071 00:55:01,501 --> 00:55:02,667 Ok. 1072 00:55:02,959 --> 00:55:04,459 But don't blow it! 1073 00:55:05,167 --> 00:55:07,501 It cost a fortune to come. I'm out of gas. 1074 00:55:07,667 --> 00:55:10,042 Look at my tires. They're bald. 1075 00:55:11,709 --> 00:55:13,834 - Sales is my domain. - That's my point. 1076 00:55:14,001 --> 00:55:16,501 You're the star. Play hard to get. 1077 00:55:26,959 --> 00:55:28,584 Ok, I'll leave. I'll leave! 1078 00:55:31,667 --> 00:55:33,709 Blaise, you called me? 1079 00:55:33,876 --> 00:55:37,292 Yeah. Why are the guys who broke Fred's nose back? 1080 00:55:38,209 --> 00:55:39,876 They came to show us a video. 1081 00:55:40,042 --> 00:55:42,292 They want to be on Sing Sing. 1082 00:55:43,251 --> 00:55:44,751 They made a video? 1083 00:55:45,084 --> 00:55:46,001 Apparently. 1084 00:55:49,334 --> 00:55:51,626 Show them up, I need a break. 1085 00:55:53,209 --> 00:55:54,376 Ok. 1086 00:55:59,459 --> 00:56:00,792 What the hell are they up to? 1087 00:56:08,584 --> 00:56:10,876 It's packed. I should've ignored you. 1088 00:56:11,042 --> 00:56:11,751 Relax. 1089 00:56:11,917 --> 00:56:14,376 Did you see the projector? An FTX-4K. 1090 00:56:14,542 --> 00:56:17,292 - So? - In wide screen it's gonna pop. 1091 00:56:17,709 --> 00:56:18,584 Look! 1092 00:56:18,751 --> 00:56:20,626 I shouldn't have worn sky blue. 1093 00:56:22,167 --> 00:56:23,709 - Everyone here? - Yes. 1094 00:56:23,876 --> 00:56:27,334 Dear friends, we're about to watch a video by... 1095 00:56:27,917 --> 00:56:29,292 Simply Dan. 1096 00:56:29,626 --> 00:56:30,751 Nice name. 1097 00:56:30,917 --> 00:56:33,042 Let's go. FX, we're ready. 1098 00:56:39,709 --> 00:56:41,334 Simply Dan Need to Sing 1099 00:56:49,959 --> 00:56:52,917 Gazing into my black coffee 1100 00:56:53,334 --> 00:56:55,167 Or wandering the streets 1101 00:56:56,917 --> 00:56:59,792 Too many illusory dreams 1102 00:57:00,167 --> 00:57:02,542 So much rage and despair 1103 00:57:03,001 --> 00:57:07,542 My mind's on a loop I want to break free 1104 00:57:09,667 --> 00:57:11,626 I feel boxed in 1105 00:57:12,084 --> 00:57:15,834 I just want to be me! 1106 00:57:16,959 --> 00:57:20,501 I'll be a singer soon 1107 00:57:20,667 --> 00:57:23,292 Groupies harmonizing along 1108 00:57:24,001 --> 00:57:26,542 Fans singing all of my tunes 1109 00:57:27,167 --> 00:57:28,834 I will be 1110 00:57:29,001 --> 00:57:31,084 a singer soon! 1111 00:57:31,459 --> 00:57:34,209 I'll be a singer soon 1112 00:57:34,917 --> 00:57:37,876 I'll be on the nightly news! 1113 00:57:38,459 --> 00:57:40,751 And never on the news at noon 1114 00:57:41,626 --> 00:57:43,542 For I will be 1115 00:57:43,709 --> 00:57:44,792 a singer soon! 1116 00:57:59,542 --> 00:58:00,459 Sing Sing 1117 00:58:02,084 --> 00:58:03,167 Great stuff. 1118 00:58:06,167 --> 00:58:07,876 I see a few glitches. 1119 00:58:12,042 --> 00:58:13,084 I don't see any. 1120 00:58:13,251 --> 00:58:15,626 - You're not a director. - Right. 1121 00:58:34,709 --> 00:58:36,334 The lyrics drip with pain. 1122 00:58:36,792 --> 00:58:38,459 Yes, it's very personal. 1123 00:58:38,626 --> 00:58:39,792 Shut up till it's over. 1124 00:59:17,167 --> 00:59:18,417 Directed by Stéphane Chevalier 1125 00:59:30,334 --> 00:59:31,959 Listen, that was great. 1126 00:59:32,126 --> 00:59:34,376 - Really? - Yeah, really! 1127 00:59:37,626 --> 00:59:39,876 So when can I be on the show? 1128 00:59:40,042 --> 00:59:42,001 - We're available tomorrow. - Yeah. 1129 00:59:42,167 --> 00:59:43,209 Even today. 1130 00:59:43,376 --> 00:59:45,334 We'll call you. Right, Lea? 1131 00:59:45,501 --> 00:59:46,709 - Yes. - We'll call. 1132 00:59:47,376 --> 00:59:49,167 I'll show you out. 1133 00:59:49,334 --> 00:59:50,334 Excuse me. 1134 00:59:51,126 --> 00:59:52,542 Thanks. Bye. 1135 00:59:54,209 --> 00:59:55,334 Thanks. 1136 00:59:58,417 --> 01:00:01,292 Yeah, we nailed it! 1137 01:00:01,834 --> 01:00:03,709 When shall I schedule them? 1138 01:00:05,501 --> 01:00:06,667 Never. 1139 01:00:09,126 --> 01:00:11,417 We had a good laugh. Back to work. 1140 01:00:12,626 --> 01:00:13,626 CLOSING SOON 1141 01:00:13,792 --> 01:00:17,001 Gonna take my guitar with me 1142 01:00:17,417 --> 01:00:20,834 And maybe my dog If he's still breathing 1143 01:00:21,001 --> 01:00:25,667 Gonna lay down my head With my lady of Haute Savoie 1144 01:00:26,167 --> 01:00:29,751 My lady of Haute Savoie 1145 01:00:33,209 --> 01:00:34,001 Thank you. 1146 01:00:34,167 --> 01:00:35,959 - Another one. - Thanks, Daniel. 1147 01:00:36,126 --> 01:00:38,459 Elvis, I need to practice for Sing Sing. 1148 01:00:38,626 --> 01:00:40,459 I know, you told us. Thanks. 1149 01:00:40,876 --> 01:00:43,126 - Your turn, miss. - Fair enough. 1150 01:00:53,459 --> 01:00:55,292 I put the video online. 1151 01:00:55,459 --> 01:00:57,459 - You did? - Yeah. 1152 01:00:57,626 --> 01:00:59,167 It's available? 1153 01:01:00,042 --> 01:01:02,501 Daniel, are you ready for this? 1154 01:01:03,292 --> 01:01:05,042 Say goodbye to anonymity. 1155 01:01:05,209 --> 01:01:07,292 I've been ready for 20 years! 1156 01:01:08,126 --> 01:01:09,417 Hi, guys. 1157 01:01:09,584 --> 01:01:11,417 Your nachos. The beers are coming. 1158 01:01:15,042 --> 01:01:16,709 Incredible. 1159 01:01:17,292 --> 01:01:19,084 It's already starting. 1160 01:01:20,167 --> 01:01:23,542 - Did you see her check you out? - Of course I did. 1161 01:01:25,292 --> 01:01:28,042 I have to admit, I'm pretty envious. 1162 01:01:28,209 --> 01:01:29,834 - No, it'll suck. - Really? 1163 01:01:30,459 --> 01:01:33,542 Girls falling all over me will be a big drag. 1164 01:01:33,959 --> 01:01:35,334 Wouldn't you hate it? 1165 01:01:36,126 --> 01:01:37,542 Yeah, obviously. 1166 01:01:37,709 --> 01:01:38,501 Here you go. 1167 01:01:41,084 --> 01:01:42,042 Anything else? 1168 01:01:42,959 --> 01:01:43,876 Yeah. 1169 01:01:44,042 --> 01:01:46,584 I'd like to drink in peace with my colleague. 1170 01:01:47,292 --> 01:01:48,292 Excuse me? 1171 01:01:48,626 --> 01:01:49,626 Saw my video? 1172 01:01:50,417 --> 01:01:54,042 I can spot gold diggers like you a mile off. 1173 01:01:54,709 --> 01:01:56,501 Be a good girl and... 1174 01:02:04,251 --> 01:02:05,834 I'm alone. I need no one. 1175 01:02:06,376 --> 01:02:08,584 I'm alone too, Daniel. 1176 01:02:08,751 --> 01:02:10,959 We're the same. Lone wolves. 1177 01:02:11,376 --> 01:02:13,417 It's a career choice for me. 1178 01:02:13,834 --> 01:02:16,334 If I get a call for a gig, I need to be free! 1179 01:02:16,917 --> 01:02:17,792 No attachments. 1180 01:02:17,959 --> 01:02:20,292 I never had a choice. Even as a kid. 1181 01:02:20,876 --> 01:02:21,542 What? 1182 01:02:22,417 --> 01:02:25,376 My dad was poor. He couldn't buy me toys. 1183 01:02:25,542 --> 01:02:27,501 So no one came to play with me. 1184 01:02:27,667 --> 01:02:28,709 I was alone. 1185 01:02:31,251 --> 01:02:32,751 We're the same, Daniel. 1186 01:02:34,334 --> 01:02:36,917 Well, not exactly, Stéphane. 1187 01:02:42,376 --> 01:02:43,501 Thanks, great voice! 1188 01:02:45,459 --> 01:02:47,376 Let's take a little break. 1189 01:02:48,876 --> 01:02:50,667 Thanks for the video. 1190 01:02:50,834 --> 01:02:52,292 You did a good job. 1191 01:02:53,292 --> 01:02:54,417 It's not half-bad. 1192 01:02:55,209 --> 01:02:57,501 We can split the profits 80-20. 1193 01:02:57,667 --> 01:03:00,084 Steph! 70-30, if you like! 1194 01:03:00,917 --> 01:03:02,167 Oh shit! 1195 01:03:04,084 --> 01:03:04,959 Hi, Patricia. 1196 01:03:05,917 --> 01:03:07,584 How's life at Tech Universe? 1197 01:03:07,751 --> 01:03:08,459 Fine, Stéphane. 1198 01:03:09,251 --> 01:03:12,084 Bravo for the singing, Daniel. Nice voice. 1199 01:03:12,251 --> 01:03:15,542 How are the closing party plans coming along? 1200 01:03:15,709 --> 01:03:18,417 Too bad I have all the balloons and garlands. 1201 01:03:18,667 --> 01:03:20,209 You two have gotten close. 1202 01:03:20,501 --> 01:03:23,001 He took me in. I'm having some problems. 1203 01:03:23,376 --> 01:03:25,209 So sorry to hear it. 1204 01:03:25,376 --> 01:03:26,876 He's going on Sing Sing. 1205 01:03:27,042 --> 01:03:29,709 We'll win money and hire a legal army. 1206 01:03:29,876 --> 01:03:33,459 This is neither the time nor the place for silly threats. 1207 01:03:33,959 --> 01:03:36,542 - Silly threats? - Silly threats. 1208 01:03:38,001 --> 01:03:39,251 See you in court. 1209 01:03:40,876 --> 01:03:43,251 Daniel, I know it was you. 1210 01:03:46,459 --> 01:03:48,084 - What? - I'm no fool. 1211 01:03:48,709 --> 01:03:50,751 I never bought your framing story. 1212 01:03:51,876 --> 01:03:53,584 You badged in first. 1213 01:03:54,209 --> 01:03:57,417 Don't worry, I won't talk. Less severance to pay. 1214 01:03:58,084 --> 01:04:00,167 Seems better this way for you too. 1215 01:04:00,417 --> 01:04:02,292 Just make sure he doesn't sue. 1216 01:04:03,709 --> 01:04:04,542 How? 1217 01:04:04,834 --> 01:04:08,042 Figure it out. I made him think he'd be a manager. 1218 01:04:09,001 --> 01:04:10,792 He's easily manipulated. 1219 01:04:11,042 --> 01:04:12,376 You'll find a way. 1220 01:04:16,667 --> 01:04:18,709 I'll show you silly threats! 1221 01:04:20,959 --> 01:04:22,292 Stéphane, stop. 1222 01:04:22,834 --> 01:04:23,834 Stop! 1223 01:04:24,126 --> 01:04:25,334 Steph! 1224 01:04:26,042 --> 01:04:27,959 I gotta tell you something. 1225 01:04:28,251 --> 01:04:30,167 All good. It's his boss's car. 1226 01:04:31,417 --> 01:04:32,501 Steph. 1227 01:04:46,334 --> 01:04:47,876 She has the same car. 1228 01:04:48,584 --> 01:04:50,501 I'll pay you back when we win. 1229 01:04:57,917 --> 01:04:59,084 Goodnight. 1230 01:05:12,167 --> 01:05:13,834 See? Same model. 1231 01:05:14,709 --> 01:05:16,459 I "like" you 1232 01:05:16,626 --> 01:05:19,459 Thanks for all your love! 1233 01:05:19,626 --> 01:05:22,501 Overcome all the obstacles and win 100,000 euros. 1234 01:05:22,667 --> 01:05:23,959 Are you a ninja? 1235 01:05:24,292 --> 01:05:26,876 The Villa of Secrets 1236 01:05:29,584 --> 01:05:31,876 Dylan declared his love. So sweet. 1237 01:05:32,042 --> 01:05:33,667 He's so spiritism sometimes. 1238 01:05:33,834 --> 01:05:34,751 Gonna get some! 1239 01:05:37,459 --> 01:05:38,917 It's loaded. 1240 01:05:41,542 --> 01:05:43,084 Let's go, Dad. 1241 01:05:44,126 --> 01:05:45,042 What? 1242 01:05:45,209 --> 01:05:47,209 You're such a liar, Sabrina. 1243 01:05:47,376 --> 01:05:49,417 Sure, you can watch it at home. 1244 01:05:53,084 --> 01:05:55,501 Oh no, not that again! 1245 01:06:03,167 --> 01:06:04,292 Ok, André! 1246 01:06:04,709 --> 01:06:06,709 That's a terrible offer! 1247 01:06:07,042 --> 01:06:09,292 We won't make a cent! 1248 01:06:10,709 --> 01:06:14,084 Of course he says it has potential. That's his shtick. 1249 01:06:15,417 --> 01:06:17,167 I'm flat broke! 1250 01:06:17,792 --> 01:06:21,001 The show hasn't called yet. They're taking their time. 1251 01:06:21,167 --> 01:06:23,084 But they loved my video. 1252 01:06:23,251 --> 01:06:24,501 Did you see it? 1253 01:06:25,126 --> 01:06:26,167 Hello? 1254 01:06:32,084 --> 01:06:33,292 So? 1255 01:06:34,209 --> 01:06:36,251 You can have it for 2,000. 1256 01:06:36,834 --> 01:06:38,251 50 euros. 1257 01:06:40,667 --> 01:06:41,917 Ok, deal. 1258 01:06:43,209 --> 01:06:45,501 André, take it to the back. 1259 01:06:53,626 --> 01:06:54,751 Hi, friends. 1260 01:06:54,917 --> 01:06:56,792 Little bike accident. 1261 01:06:56,959 --> 01:06:58,209 Nothing serious. 1262 01:06:58,751 --> 01:07:01,292 Sing Sing will be back on the air soon. 1263 01:07:01,459 --> 01:07:03,959 This little mishap made me realize 1264 01:07:04,126 --> 01:07:05,709 how precious life is. 1265 01:07:18,917 --> 01:07:20,167 What's this? 1266 01:07:20,876 --> 01:07:22,167 I want to do Ninja Battle. 1267 01:07:22,501 --> 01:07:24,042 I need to train. 1268 01:07:24,626 --> 01:07:25,917 You made it yourself? 1269 01:07:26,667 --> 01:07:27,459 Yep. 1270 01:07:28,501 --> 01:07:29,709 You'll break a limb. 1271 01:07:30,917 --> 01:07:32,126 Ninja! 1272 01:07:41,792 --> 01:07:42,876 Of course. 1273 01:07:48,459 --> 01:07:49,584 You ok? 1274 01:07:50,751 --> 01:07:51,876 I got my dad back. 1275 01:07:52,876 --> 01:07:54,084 That's ok. 1276 01:07:54,251 --> 01:07:56,334 He eats a ton and keeps escaping. 1277 01:07:56,501 --> 01:07:57,876 He's not a dog. 1278 01:07:58,042 --> 01:08:01,376 Stéphane! Your dad got into my yard again. 1279 01:08:02,334 --> 01:08:03,709 That's my kids' pool! 1280 01:08:03,876 --> 01:08:06,501 - I'm officially homeless. - Great. 1281 01:08:07,334 --> 01:08:09,001 Keep raiding my fridge. 1282 01:08:09,167 --> 01:08:11,292 Chill. I might make you rich. 1283 01:08:11,751 --> 01:08:14,376 They're not calling us! I was on top. 1284 01:08:15,042 --> 01:08:17,751 Now I sleep on my floor and have 2 parasites! 1285 01:08:17,917 --> 01:08:21,459 Your problem is your 3 coffeemakers, 8 microwaves and... 1286 01:08:21,626 --> 01:08:23,584 this goddamn robot! 1287 01:08:24,084 --> 01:08:25,251 It was your idea! 1288 01:08:25,417 --> 01:08:28,251 You asked me to come. But I'll leave. 1289 01:08:28,417 --> 01:08:30,042 Be my guest! Scram! 1290 01:08:30,709 --> 01:08:32,667 - I will. - Get lost. 1291 01:08:32,834 --> 01:08:35,334 - Go! - One thing first. 1292 01:08:35,501 --> 01:08:36,834 Gotta avenge my van. 1293 01:08:37,001 --> 01:08:38,542 - What? - See this shit? 1294 01:08:46,667 --> 01:08:48,042 My plancha, asshole! 1295 01:08:48,209 --> 01:08:51,084 Playing "plancha party" playlist... 1296 01:08:55,126 --> 01:08:56,626 You're gonna die, Stéphane! 1297 01:09:02,792 --> 01:09:03,917 Plancha! 1298 01:09:11,751 --> 01:09:13,167 I'll drown you! 1299 01:09:49,542 --> 01:09:51,584 Can you explain it again? 1300 01:09:53,376 --> 01:09:55,251 My neighbor, and his friend... 1301 01:09:55,417 --> 01:09:57,001 Not friend, coworker. 1302 01:09:57,167 --> 01:09:59,209 - Co-wanker, more like. - You are! 1303 01:10:00,251 --> 01:10:03,542 - He owes me 1,000 for electric blinds. - Hang on! 1304 01:10:03,709 --> 01:10:05,626 - Self-closing blinds. - Right. 1305 01:10:05,792 --> 01:10:08,584 Wait. They were on Name That Price today. 1306 01:10:10,376 --> 01:10:11,834 Fucking hell! So funny. 1307 01:10:12,417 --> 01:10:13,584 You sing beautifully. 1308 01:10:14,417 --> 01:10:16,834 - The show aired? - You beat the gong! 1309 01:10:17,459 --> 01:10:18,209 Yeah. 1310 01:10:18,876 --> 01:10:20,667 These two are a real team. 1311 01:10:21,042 --> 01:10:22,667 True partners. 1312 01:10:23,126 --> 01:10:24,917 Can I get an autograph? For "Bruno." 1313 01:10:28,042 --> 01:10:29,376 Sure, I... 1314 01:10:29,542 --> 01:10:31,042 Obviously. 1315 01:10:31,209 --> 01:10:34,626 We'll go sit inside. Offer them a drink. 1316 01:10:34,792 --> 01:10:36,876 You bet! Would you like a drink? 1317 01:10:37,042 --> 01:10:39,376 Sure, we don't meet stars every day. 1318 01:10:41,209 --> 01:10:42,167 Stars... 1319 01:10:42,334 --> 01:10:44,084 But no alcohol on the job. 1320 01:10:44,667 --> 01:10:46,501 Just a quick beer. 1321 01:10:46,667 --> 01:10:48,292 Ok, sounds good. 1322 01:10:49,126 --> 01:10:51,459 So, is Fred Costa nice? 1323 01:10:51,626 --> 01:10:53,001 Not really, actually. 1324 01:10:53,167 --> 01:10:55,001 My wife hates him too. 1325 01:10:55,167 --> 01:10:57,792 I watch him everyday just to annoy her. 1326 01:10:59,126 --> 01:11:02,084 Jessica is an animal lover who wants to move to Miami. 1327 01:11:02,667 --> 01:11:03,667 Boring. Next. 1328 01:11:03,834 --> 01:11:05,084 This guy. 1329 01:11:05,751 --> 01:11:06,626 FX, dammit! 1330 01:11:06,792 --> 01:11:08,376 Excuse me, sorry. 1331 01:11:08,667 --> 01:11:12,001 - Why are you watching that? - They've got 300,000 views. 1332 01:11:12,459 --> 01:11:13,501 What? 1333 01:11:15,876 --> 01:11:18,959 - Why do people like this? - Makes them laugh. 1334 01:11:19,126 --> 01:11:22,792 They went viral as unwitting laughingstocks after Name That Price. 1335 01:11:22,959 --> 01:11:25,001 Because they lack self-awareness. 1336 01:11:26,792 --> 01:11:29,501 Call him and get him on Sing Sing. 1337 01:11:29,667 --> 01:11:31,626 Are you sure this time? 1338 01:11:32,334 --> 01:11:33,751 Fred won't like it. 1339 01:11:33,917 --> 01:11:36,167 Deep squats, like this. 1340 01:11:37,459 --> 01:11:39,209 You get buns of steel. 1341 01:11:58,209 --> 01:12:01,167 That's more than 1 serving. I'm counting 3. 1342 01:12:01,334 --> 01:12:03,626 I'm the only one eating this. 1343 01:12:04,167 --> 01:12:05,501 It's all-you-can-eat! 1344 01:12:05,667 --> 01:12:08,251 As we said, ma'am, we're not hungry. 1345 01:12:08,417 --> 01:12:10,292 Just keeping my friend company. 1346 01:12:11,376 --> 01:12:12,626 That's all. 1347 01:12:15,959 --> 01:12:19,376 - You two will get us kicked out. - She bought it. 1348 01:12:20,042 --> 01:12:21,834 And hey, let's celebrate. 1349 01:12:22,792 --> 01:12:24,501 Here, Gustave. 1350 01:12:24,667 --> 01:12:26,542 I got the shrimp you like. 1351 01:12:26,709 --> 01:12:30,042 The duel is no worry. The audience will vote for Simply Dan. 1352 01:12:30,209 --> 01:12:31,584 Obviously. 1353 01:12:32,001 --> 01:12:33,709 Then play it safe. Pick 3 words. 1354 01:12:34,417 --> 01:12:36,126 - Go level by level. - I know! 1355 01:12:36,584 --> 01:12:38,042 We're gonna win! 1356 01:12:39,334 --> 01:12:40,876 Here she comes. 1357 01:12:42,501 --> 01:12:44,709 This is... so subtle. 1358 01:12:59,167 --> 01:13:00,542 Why not just ask? 1359 01:13:00,709 --> 01:13:02,501 She'll say no. 1360 01:13:03,792 --> 01:13:05,834 - Let me ask. - No, almost there. 1361 01:13:06,001 --> 01:13:08,084 - I'm asking! - This isn't her house! 1362 01:13:08,251 --> 01:13:09,292 Stéphane! 1363 01:13:16,417 --> 01:13:17,876 What is it? 1364 01:13:18,042 --> 01:13:18,792 Laurence! 1365 01:13:19,626 --> 01:13:20,626 Sorry I woke you. 1366 01:13:20,792 --> 01:13:21,876 Hi! 1367 01:13:22,042 --> 01:13:24,667 I'm Stéphane, remember? Daniel's friend. 1368 01:13:25,167 --> 01:13:26,292 The video director. 1369 01:13:27,209 --> 01:13:30,251 Sorry to wake you but we really need your car. 1370 01:13:31,292 --> 01:13:33,501 Wait, Laurence! It's important! 1371 01:13:33,917 --> 01:13:35,792 I'm sure you'll understand. 1372 01:13:35,959 --> 01:13:37,876 You seem lovely. 1373 01:13:44,126 --> 01:13:46,167 Did you say I'm lovely? 1374 01:13:48,251 --> 01:13:50,584 I mean sure, you're lovely, but... 1375 01:13:52,792 --> 01:13:54,751 That's not what I meant, but... 1376 01:13:54,917 --> 01:13:56,042 but... 1377 01:13:56,792 --> 01:13:59,542 Sure, I think you're lovely. 1378 01:14:01,126 --> 01:14:02,917 Very lovely, even. 1379 01:14:04,126 --> 01:14:04,792 That's sweet. 1380 01:14:06,417 --> 01:14:07,959 No, no, I... 1381 01:14:08,584 --> 01:14:10,042 I really think so. 1382 01:14:12,917 --> 01:14:14,834 We're good, I broke the window. 1383 01:14:18,376 --> 01:14:20,376 I'll wait further down. 1384 01:14:24,834 --> 01:14:27,209 What kind of gas does it take? 1385 01:14:28,209 --> 01:14:30,417 Dancers, take your positions. 1386 01:14:35,584 --> 01:14:38,751 You and Magali enter to the music, like in rehearsal. 1387 01:14:38,917 --> 01:14:39,709 Got it. 1388 01:14:40,584 --> 01:14:42,084 Magali's excited to sing with you. 1389 01:14:42,459 --> 01:14:43,917 I'm gonna kick her ass. 1390 01:14:46,209 --> 01:14:48,584 Still no answer. I'm worried. 1391 01:14:48,751 --> 01:14:50,334 Don't be, he's a good kid. 1392 01:14:50,501 --> 01:14:53,251 I roll 'em on the ground Like a gangsta hound 1393 01:14:53,417 --> 01:14:55,876 The street's our hood Better listen up good 1394 01:14:56,209 --> 01:14:59,001 Suck my dick I put you on the guest list 1395 01:14:59,167 --> 01:15:02,001 Gonna fuck yo mommas Fuck yo mommas... 1396 01:15:03,459 --> 01:15:04,834 I'm nervous. 1397 01:15:05,209 --> 01:15:06,292 Stay focused. 1398 01:15:06,917 --> 01:15:08,542 There he is! 1399 01:15:09,334 --> 01:15:11,584 - How are you, Daniel? - I'm fine. 1400 01:15:11,959 --> 01:15:13,126 Hi Fred. Sorry for... 1401 01:15:13,626 --> 01:15:17,834 No worries! You came from behind. Otherwise I'd have blocked you. 1402 01:15:18,376 --> 01:15:20,626 - I do Krav Maga. - I was in front. 1403 01:15:21,334 --> 01:15:24,084 I didn't feel a thing. And it doesn't show. 1404 01:15:24,709 --> 01:15:25,792 Still a bit swollen. 1405 01:15:25,959 --> 01:15:27,417 How about a story, guys? 1406 01:15:29,209 --> 01:15:30,959 A story with Fred Costa! 1407 01:15:31,834 --> 01:15:33,792 Hi everyone! Seconds from show-time 1408 01:15:33,959 --> 01:15:37,167 with our good pal since Name That Price, Daniel! 1409 01:15:37,501 --> 01:15:39,042 Take care of your loved ones. 1410 01:15:39,209 --> 01:15:40,376 Goodbye. 1411 01:15:40,917 --> 01:15:43,626 - I'm off to makeup. - That way. 1412 01:15:46,001 --> 01:15:48,459 Give it your all, Daniel. 1413 01:15:49,209 --> 01:15:50,834 You're an artist. 1414 01:15:51,459 --> 01:15:53,001 So let yourself go. 1415 01:15:53,667 --> 01:15:55,042 Let yourself go! 1416 01:15:56,001 --> 01:15:58,292 Good luck. See you later. 1417 01:16:01,251 --> 01:16:02,709 Thanks. 1418 01:16:03,709 --> 01:16:06,584 Keep it together. Don't let yourself go too much. 1419 01:16:06,751 --> 01:16:08,959 Ok? Stay focused. 1420 01:16:09,292 --> 01:16:10,751 - Energy! - Right, energy. 1421 01:16:10,917 --> 01:16:13,542 I'll be watching from the wings. 1422 01:16:13,709 --> 01:16:15,126 You've got this. 1423 01:16:16,209 --> 01:16:17,709 I'm gonna let myself go. 1424 01:16:18,959 --> 01:16:21,459 Pile on the pancake. Here, see? 1425 01:16:21,834 --> 01:16:23,834 Relax, it doesn't show. 1426 01:16:24,001 --> 01:16:25,626 Get rid of them or I'm gone! 1427 01:16:25,792 --> 01:16:27,126 Leave us, please. 1428 01:16:28,167 --> 01:16:30,709 We're not here to lift up losers! 1429 01:16:30,876 --> 01:16:33,334 Ok, fine. Go ahead and leave. 1430 01:16:34,584 --> 01:16:35,959 The door's wide open. 1431 01:16:36,126 --> 01:16:39,209 Younger guys are lining up to take your place. 1432 01:16:39,542 --> 01:16:41,376 How old are you now, 52? 1433 01:16:41,959 --> 01:16:43,001 I'm 50. 1434 01:16:46,001 --> 01:16:48,001 - I just turned 51. - 51. 1435 01:16:48,667 --> 01:16:50,834 That "loser" is pure gold. 1436 01:16:51,376 --> 01:16:54,042 We'll use him to make the ratings soar. 1437 01:16:54,542 --> 01:16:55,334 Do your job. 1438 01:16:55,501 --> 01:16:57,459 Places, everyone. About to begin. 1439 01:16:58,167 --> 01:16:59,251 Go on. 1440 01:17:12,209 --> 01:17:13,751 Intro ending. 1441 01:17:13,917 --> 01:17:15,751 Fred enters in 3, 2, 1. 1442 01:17:17,834 --> 01:17:20,376 SING SING 1443 01:17:24,042 --> 01:17:26,792 Hello everybody and welcome to Sing Sing! 1444 01:17:26,959 --> 01:17:27,709 The music show 1445 01:17:27,876 --> 01:17:30,292 - where contestants sing tip tip? - Top! 1446 01:17:31,292 --> 01:17:32,292 Good luck Daniel! 1447 01:17:32,459 --> 01:17:34,417 Yeah, that's right. 1448 01:17:34,584 --> 01:17:35,501 Now scram. 1449 01:17:35,667 --> 01:17:37,626 Vote from home 1450 01:17:37,792 --> 01:17:38,626 for Magali, 1451 01:17:38,792 --> 01:17:40,376 our maestro for the past 5 days, 1452 01:17:40,542 --> 01:17:42,376 or Daniel, our challenger! 1453 01:17:42,834 --> 01:17:44,292 Band, are you ready? 1454 01:17:44,459 --> 01:17:45,542 Here we go! 1455 01:18:11,251 --> 01:18:14,542 I'll give you my notes And I'll give you my words 1456 01:18:14,709 --> 01:18:19,001 For your voice to carry In your own tempo 1457 01:18:19,167 --> 01:18:22,292 A shoulder both fragile And strong to cry on 1458 01:18:22,876 --> 01:18:24,417 What I imagine 1459 01:18:24,584 --> 01:18:27,376 And what I rely on 1460 01:18:29,292 --> 01:18:32,876 I'll give you All that makes me unique 1461 01:18:33,376 --> 01:18:36,042 The flaws that brought me luck 1462 01:18:37,376 --> 01:18:42,042 We'll never meet their standards Or fit into their molds 1463 01:18:44,251 --> 01:18:47,626 I'll give you what I've got For what I'm worth... 1464 01:18:59,626 --> 01:19:01,792 So, what's our winner up to? 1465 01:19:02,251 --> 01:19:04,251 Annoying the musicians. 1466 01:19:04,542 --> 01:19:05,167 Perfect. 1467 01:19:09,667 --> 01:19:11,709 I'll give you! 1468 01:19:12,959 --> 01:19:14,751 I'll give you! 1469 01:19:15,792 --> 01:19:19,834 All I'm worth, all I am My gifts and flaws! 1470 01:19:20,001 --> 01:19:23,042 What makes me lucky And what makes me me! 1471 01:19:23,209 --> 01:19:26,251 I'll give you! 1472 01:19:26,417 --> 01:19:27,334 Bravo! 1473 01:19:31,709 --> 01:19:33,626 Bravo, Daniel and Magali. 1474 01:19:33,792 --> 01:19:36,209 Quite a debut performance, Daniel! 1475 01:19:36,376 --> 01:19:39,042 Yeah, but it's hard to sing with amateurs. 1476 01:19:39,834 --> 01:19:40,667 So audience, 1477 01:19:40,834 --> 01:19:44,751 who won this duel? Let's see the results! 1478 01:19:48,917 --> 01:19:50,876 And it's Daniel! 1479 01:19:51,251 --> 01:19:51,959 Yes! 1480 01:19:52,126 --> 01:19:54,292 Daniel won the duel! 1481 01:19:54,751 --> 01:19:55,751 Sorry, Magali. 1482 01:19:56,667 --> 01:19:59,001 I'm sure we'll meet again, maybe. 1483 01:19:59,626 --> 01:20:00,917 I'll show you out... 1484 01:20:01,084 --> 01:20:03,792 And now Daniel will play with us! 1485 01:20:04,251 --> 01:20:05,751 You'll win 2,000 euros 1486 01:20:05,917 --> 01:20:07,876 if you guess the 2 missing words 1487 01:20:08,042 --> 01:20:09,959 in an Eddy Mitchell song. 1488 01:20:10,126 --> 01:20:12,251 3,000 if you guess the 3 words 1489 01:20:12,417 --> 01:20:14,959 in a song by the band Telephone. 1490 01:20:15,126 --> 01:20:18,209 Or you could attempt our big bonus. 1491 01:20:18,376 --> 01:20:20,501 Guess 20 words in a mystery song 1492 01:20:20,667 --> 01:20:23,084 and you'll win 20,000! So, Daniel? 1493 01:20:23,251 --> 01:20:24,751 Big bonus, 20 words. 1494 01:20:25,709 --> 01:20:26,459 20 words? 1495 01:20:26,876 --> 01:20:29,001 That dope! He'll lose in no time! 1496 01:20:29,167 --> 01:20:30,792 Fred, stop him. 1497 01:20:31,584 --> 01:20:33,251 Of course you're allowed 1498 01:20:33,626 --> 01:20:36,001 to pick the big bonus now. But no one does. 1499 01:20:36,667 --> 01:20:38,459 I'll get the 20 words, Fred. 1500 01:20:40,709 --> 01:20:42,751 Ok, the big bonus it is! 1501 01:20:42,917 --> 01:20:45,084 Guess the 20 words you're tip tip? 1502 01:20:45,251 --> 01:20:45,917 Top! 1503 01:20:46,084 --> 01:20:47,334 Take it away, Daniel! 1504 01:20:52,084 --> 01:20:53,459 Esteban Lopes I "LIKE" YOU 1505 01:20:54,417 --> 01:20:56,667 Not him! I don't know the lyrics. 1506 01:20:56,834 --> 01:20:58,792 - Can I change? - No, that's the game! 1507 01:20:59,167 --> 01:21:00,376 Now sing! 1508 01:21:01,001 --> 01:21:02,292 This sucks! 1509 01:21:03,834 --> 01:21:07,917 Sometimes life Turns out not so sweet 1510 01:21:08,084 --> 01:21:11,792 Luckily A ton of people love me 1511 01:21:11,959 --> 01:21:15,292 Thanks to you I've overcome all my pain 1512 01:21:15,459 --> 01:21:16,501 I owe it to you... 1513 01:21:16,959 --> 01:21:19,751 Removing the lyrics in 3, 2... 1514 01:21:20,542 --> 01:21:22,417 I "like" you 1515 01:21:22,584 --> 01:21:24,126 Thanks for all your love 1516 01:21:24,292 --> 01:21:26,042 I "like" you 1517 01:21:26,501 --> 01:21:30,334 For your undying support I "like" you 1518 01:21:30,501 --> 01:21:33,917 I will "like" you always I "like" you 1519 01:21:37,834 --> 01:21:39,459 Daniel, you did it! 1520 01:21:41,876 --> 01:21:43,376 - Yes! - That's our champ. 1521 01:21:45,834 --> 01:21:46,542 Nice job! 1522 01:21:46,959 --> 01:21:49,167 Shit like that sticks to the brain! 1523 01:21:49,334 --> 01:21:51,584 We'll be right back with our new maestro 1524 01:21:51,751 --> 01:21:52,751 who won 20,000! 1525 01:21:52,917 --> 01:21:55,167 - His accuracy was tip tip? - Top! 1526 01:21:55,667 --> 01:21:58,459 Who the hell is this clown? Look at him. 1527 01:21:59,917 --> 01:22:02,251 Just a loser who wants to be famous. 1528 01:22:02,667 --> 01:22:04,626 And a cash cow for us! 1529 01:22:06,126 --> 01:22:07,876 Jingle ending. 1530 01:22:08,459 --> 01:22:10,292 Commercial break, 2 minutes. 1531 01:22:10,959 --> 01:22:12,292 Sound check, guys. 1532 01:22:14,126 --> 01:22:15,459 So cool! 1533 01:22:19,501 --> 01:22:21,709 - 20,000 euros! - It's great. 1534 01:22:21,876 --> 01:22:23,751 But I think you should quit. 1535 01:22:23,917 --> 01:22:26,501 Are you crazy? I'm killing it! 1536 01:22:26,917 --> 01:22:28,792 I heard them in the control room. 1537 01:22:29,167 --> 01:22:32,126 - They're playing you for a fool. - What? C'mon. 1538 01:22:32,584 --> 01:22:33,667 Everyone loves me. 1539 01:22:34,751 --> 01:22:35,876 No. 1540 01:22:36,626 --> 01:22:37,709 I don't think so. 1541 01:22:39,001 --> 01:22:41,251 You're jealous that I'm getting famous. 1542 01:22:41,792 --> 01:22:42,917 Hardly! 1543 01:22:43,292 --> 01:22:44,917 Just telling you what I heard. 1544 01:22:45,251 --> 01:22:46,667 They're using you, Daniel. 1545 01:22:48,167 --> 01:22:50,709 Coming from you? Stéphane Chevalier? 1546 01:22:51,251 --> 01:22:53,251 The guy everyone uses. 1547 01:22:54,084 --> 01:22:55,042 Nonsense. 1548 01:22:55,459 --> 01:22:58,167 Everyone laughs at you! You never see it. 1549 01:22:59,792 --> 01:23:01,251 That's not true. 1550 01:23:01,709 --> 01:23:04,626 Come back to earth. Your head is swelling. 1551 01:23:04,792 --> 01:23:06,209 - Seriously? - Yeah. 1552 01:23:06,501 --> 01:23:07,792 I got you fired. 1553 01:23:09,584 --> 01:23:11,126 Even Patricia knows. 1554 01:23:12,209 --> 01:23:15,167 That's right! So I could win on Name That Price. 1555 01:23:18,292 --> 01:23:20,751 But look, you benefited too! 1556 01:23:21,459 --> 01:23:24,042 We're living our dream! Don't be mad. 1557 01:23:25,209 --> 01:23:26,751 We need to do our sound check. 1558 01:23:31,251 --> 01:23:32,209 Stéphane. 1559 01:23:33,917 --> 01:23:35,501 Daniel! 1560 01:23:36,376 --> 01:23:37,917 Bravo, that was great. 1561 01:23:39,126 --> 01:23:41,251 You've got something! 1562 01:23:41,876 --> 01:23:43,167 Aren't you happy? 1563 01:23:43,876 --> 01:23:44,876 Sure, sure. 1564 01:23:45,042 --> 01:23:46,001 Good. 1565 01:23:46,167 --> 01:23:48,209 Got any plans after this? 1566 01:23:49,084 --> 01:23:49,917 Not a one. 1567 01:23:50,084 --> 01:23:51,376 Ok, great. 1568 01:23:52,084 --> 01:23:53,376 Listen, Daniel... 1569 01:23:54,792 --> 01:23:58,042 If you're keen, I have a perfect project for you. 1570 01:23:58,417 --> 01:24:00,876 Paid of course, and you'd live there. 1571 01:24:03,126 --> 01:24:04,334 I'd live there? 1572 01:24:05,084 --> 01:24:06,376 Positions. 1573 01:24:07,501 --> 01:24:10,042 We'll talk after. Keep up the good work. 1574 01:24:10,959 --> 01:24:12,001 You're a star! 1575 01:24:12,167 --> 01:24:14,792 Backup singers and dancers to the set. 1576 01:24:14,959 --> 01:24:16,584 Get in position, Daniel. 1577 01:24:26,459 --> 01:24:28,834 I'll count you in. 1578 01:24:44,751 --> 01:24:46,084 Thank you. 1579 01:24:49,001 --> 01:24:50,459 Thanks, Daniel. 1580 01:24:59,834 --> 01:25:01,834 Got any projects? 1581 01:25:02,792 --> 01:25:04,376 Yeah, a few. 1582 01:25:06,959 --> 01:25:07,876 Be careful. 1583 01:25:08,042 --> 01:25:10,876 - I know how to drive it. - I meant... 1584 01:25:11,292 --> 01:25:13,126 Hang on, let me help you! 1585 01:25:13,417 --> 01:25:14,834 I've got it. 1586 01:25:18,709 --> 01:25:20,709 I was thinking... 1587 01:25:22,542 --> 01:25:24,834 It's a shame you don't see Stéphane. 1588 01:25:26,126 --> 01:25:27,251 Stéphane? 1589 01:25:28,334 --> 01:25:29,709 Why bring him up? 1590 01:25:31,084 --> 01:25:32,834 I don't know. 1591 01:25:34,126 --> 01:25:35,126 He was nice. 1592 01:25:35,876 --> 01:25:37,376 To you, anyway. 1593 01:25:39,251 --> 01:25:42,167 I have to pick up Bastien at Thai boxing. 1594 01:25:45,126 --> 01:25:46,501 Keep in touch? 1595 01:26:28,792 --> 01:26:29,834 Hi. 1596 01:26:30,251 --> 01:26:31,126 What brings you? 1597 01:26:31,834 --> 01:26:34,042 I got you a plancha. Only 1 burner. 1598 01:26:39,126 --> 01:26:41,626 Yeah, I got an eagle tattoo. 1599 01:26:42,542 --> 01:26:45,917 Blaise styled me. He wants me on Villa of Secrets. 1600 01:26:46,084 --> 01:26:47,501 To boost my career. 1601 01:26:49,792 --> 01:26:51,584 I'm not so sure. 1602 01:26:53,542 --> 01:26:56,251 I think Simply Dan needs a real manager. 1603 01:26:56,792 --> 01:26:58,084 And seeing as... 1604 01:26:58,501 --> 01:27:00,667 you kinda made it all happen... 1605 01:27:01,042 --> 01:27:02,959 I think we could go places. 1606 01:27:03,334 --> 01:27:06,251 I won a ton of money on Sing Sing. 1607 01:27:06,417 --> 01:27:08,126 Think about it. 1608 01:27:13,042 --> 01:27:15,084 Don't think too long, tell me. 1609 01:27:15,376 --> 01:27:16,834 You'll use me again. 1610 01:27:17,251 --> 01:27:18,959 Ok, then... 1611 01:27:29,167 --> 01:27:30,292 Steph? 1612 01:27:31,001 --> 01:27:32,584 Hug Gustave for me. 1613 01:27:39,917 --> 01:27:41,084 Your friend? 1614 01:27:41,251 --> 01:27:43,251 No, more of a coworker. 1615 01:27:57,834 --> 01:27:58,709 What? 1616 01:28:02,501 --> 01:28:03,959 Daniel can live his life. 1617 01:28:07,167 --> 01:28:10,376 You'll see him again. He's doing Villa of Secrets. 1618 01:28:12,292 --> 01:28:14,792 No. Cut it out. 1619 01:28:16,792 --> 01:28:18,042 You think? 1620 01:28:22,459 --> 01:28:24,834 Last week on The Villa of Secrets... 1621 01:28:27,501 --> 01:28:30,417 The contestants discovered their new home. 1622 01:28:30,584 --> 01:28:32,042 Oh my god! 1623 01:28:32,959 --> 01:28:35,334 And they're over the moon. 1624 01:28:35,501 --> 01:28:37,584 They even have a Jesus head! 1625 01:28:39,042 --> 01:28:40,667 They're ready to live together 1626 01:28:40,834 --> 01:28:42,459 and make new friends. 1627 01:28:42,626 --> 01:28:45,792 I'm John, 35, kitesurf instructor. 1628 01:28:45,959 --> 01:28:47,417 3 things that define me? 1629 01:28:47,584 --> 01:28:48,917 Protein and bodybuilding. 1630 01:28:50,001 --> 01:28:52,876 I'm Cynthia, a barmaid. Queen of Cocktails! 1631 01:28:53,209 --> 01:28:55,126 I'm Sabrina from Avignon. 1632 01:28:55,292 --> 01:28:56,792 But not the bridge! 1633 01:28:57,126 --> 01:28:58,292 I love modeling. 1634 01:28:59,709 --> 01:29:03,459 I came here to be in movies. I wanna play Piaf. 1635 01:29:04,667 --> 01:29:06,834 They've barely settled in 1636 01:29:07,001 --> 01:29:09,209 when a new contestant crashes the party. 1637 01:29:09,459 --> 01:29:11,667 I'm Daniel, I'm a singer. 1638 01:29:12,417 --> 01:29:14,542 What will be his secret? 1639 01:29:15,084 --> 01:29:16,167 I have none. 1640 01:29:16,334 --> 01:29:20,084 Daniel is struggling to fit in. 1641 01:29:20,251 --> 01:29:22,584 A terrible accusation makes matters worse. 1642 01:29:22,751 --> 01:29:25,834 I know he stole my stuff. He better fess up! 1643 01:29:26,167 --> 01:29:28,709 Why would I steal Dylan's flip-flops? 1644 01:29:28,876 --> 01:29:30,292 Huh? I have a life. 1645 01:29:30,917 --> 01:29:32,542 Daniel, what's up? 1646 01:29:32,709 --> 01:29:36,459 You isolate from the group. Always in your own world... 1647 01:29:36,626 --> 01:29:39,751 No one messes with me, bro. You're a dead man! 1648 01:29:39,917 --> 01:29:42,626 Dylan, chill! We're about good vibes. 1649 01:29:42,792 --> 01:29:43,917 I'll find your thongs. 1650 01:29:44,084 --> 01:29:47,042 Blow my grandma! He can't walk without thongs! 1651 01:29:48,042 --> 01:29:49,459 Why take sides? 1652 01:29:49,626 --> 01:29:52,917 Ever been to my hood? Don't mess with me! 1653 01:29:53,084 --> 01:29:54,959 You're harshing my buzz! 1654 01:30:00,542 --> 01:30:02,459 - Stéphane? - It's go time, Daniel. 1655 01:30:02,626 --> 01:30:03,834 Who's Stéphane? 1656 01:30:04,334 --> 01:30:06,376 Blaise! Trouble at the Villa. 1657 01:30:12,209 --> 01:30:14,126 What the hell are you doing? 1658 01:30:14,751 --> 01:30:16,667 Your thongs are under my pillow! 1659 01:30:17,417 --> 01:30:18,376 No cameras! 1660 01:30:18,542 --> 01:30:20,417 Dude, you busted the wall! 1661 01:30:20,584 --> 01:30:21,751 Do you hear me? 1662 01:30:26,626 --> 01:30:28,001 You brought Gustave? 1663 01:30:28,167 --> 01:30:29,167 Yeah. 1664 01:30:29,334 --> 01:30:30,751 He loves The Villa of Secrets. 1665 01:30:37,626 --> 01:30:39,376 How'd you afford the van? 1666 01:30:39,542 --> 01:30:40,626 Awesome, right? 1667 01:30:41,001 --> 01:30:42,834 I sold my whole collection. 1668 01:30:43,501 --> 01:30:44,792 Listen, Stéphane. 1669 01:30:44,959 --> 01:30:47,376 All that stuff I said about using you? 1670 01:30:47,542 --> 01:30:49,042 That was wrong. 1671 01:30:50,167 --> 01:30:51,417 You rock, Steph. 1672 01:30:54,084 --> 01:30:55,417 You're sweet, Daniel. 1673 01:30:55,959 --> 01:30:56,917 And I know I rock. 1674 01:31:01,084 --> 01:31:03,251 You ran over the producer. 1675 01:31:03,417 --> 01:31:06,459 - Shit, are you sure? - He didn't run over himself! 1676 01:31:07,834 --> 01:31:08,709 Drive! 1677 01:31:08,876 --> 01:31:10,417 Go, go! 1678 01:31:15,792 --> 01:31:17,709 The Villa's gone tits up! 1679 01:31:17,876 --> 01:31:20,167 - Can we get a selfie? - Sure! 1680 01:31:21,792 --> 01:31:23,959 The good vibes are back. 1681 01:31:30,542 --> 01:31:32,459 Daniel, Daniel... 1682 01:31:48,209 --> 01:31:50,959 Gazing into my black coffee 1683 01:31:51,542 --> 01:31:53,626 Or wandering the streets 1684 01:31:55,167 --> 01:31:58,167 Too many illusory dreams 1685 01:31:58,709 --> 01:32:00,751 So much rage and despair 1686 01:32:01,167 --> 01:32:02,834 My mind's on a loop 1687 01:32:03,001 --> 01:32:05,209 I want to break free 1688 01:32:07,959 --> 01:32:09,792 I feel boxed in 1689 01:32:10,251 --> 01:32:13,126 I just want to be me! 1690 01:32:15,251 --> 01:32:17,667 I'll be a singer soon 1691 01:32:18,876 --> 01:32:21,959 Groupies harmonizing along 1692 01:32:22,209 --> 01:32:25,001 Fans singing all of my tunes 1693 01:32:25,417 --> 01:32:27,251 I will be... 1694 01:32:27,417 --> 01:32:28,667 A singer soon! 1695 01:32:28,834 --> 01:32:31,251 Thai boxing isn't for everyone, bro. 1696 01:32:31,417 --> 01:32:34,292 A little bastard dislocated my shoulder. 1697 01:32:34,709 --> 01:32:36,667 That son of a bitch is gone! 1698 01:32:37,584 --> 01:32:38,876 Good evening. 1699 01:32:39,042 --> 01:32:40,167 Table for 2? 1700 01:32:40,334 --> 01:32:41,251 No, no. 1701 01:32:41,417 --> 01:32:45,542 We're from News TV, to do a report about life after TV fame. 1702 01:32:45,709 --> 01:32:47,126 You're TV? 1703 01:32:47,292 --> 01:32:48,417 Don't move. 1704 01:32:50,292 --> 01:32:53,001 Tonight we're hosting Magali's hen party! 1705 01:32:58,917 --> 01:33:00,042 Good evening. 1706 01:33:04,834 --> 01:33:06,334 Why'd you give me a coat? 1707 01:33:11,084 --> 01:33:12,167 Just a sec. 1708 01:33:14,459 --> 01:33:15,751 - What? - Steph, there's... 1709 01:33:15,917 --> 01:33:17,751 - Bastien! - What? 1710 01:33:17,917 --> 01:33:19,084 Right, Mr. Chevalier. 1711 01:33:19,251 --> 01:33:21,001 - TV is here. - TV? 1712 01:33:21,167 --> 01:33:23,084 To do a report about us. 1713 01:33:23,251 --> 01:33:24,751 We'll be on TV! 1714 01:33:25,459 --> 01:33:27,084 Tell them I'm coming. 1715 01:33:27,792 --> 01:33:29,001 Get going! 1716 01:33:29,251 --> 01:33:30,709 Tuck in your shirt. 1717 01:33:32,459 --> 01:33:34,959 I love when you put Bastien in his place! 1718 01:33:35,126 --> 01:33:37,167 Sorry, I gotta go. 1719 01:33:38,209 --> 01:33:39,334 Go ahead. 1720 01:33:39,626 --> 01:33:41,292 Go play manager. 1721 01:33:46,334 --> 01:33:47,709 Be right back. 1722 01:33:51,209 --> 01:33:54,042 Didn't we say no more hen parties? Unbearable. 1723 01:33:55,209 --> 01:33:56,959 Don't book any more. 1724 01:33:57,542 --> 01:33:58,667 Where've you been? 1725 01:33:58,834 --> 01:34:00,001 Accounting. 1726 01:34:00,751 --> 01:34:03,126 - Reporters came to interview us. - I know. 1727 01:34:03,292 --> 01:34:04,584 We kick 'em out, right? 1728 01:34:05,209 --> 01:34:09,084 Rudy, tell them we're not interested. No more cameras for us. 1729 01:34:09,251 --> 01:34:10,834 - Got it. - Thanks. 1730 01:34:20,167 --> 01:34:22,417 And... when will it be aired? 1731 01:34:23,126 --> 01:34:24,251 I don't know. 1732 01:34:24,626 --> 01:34:27,667 So, let's talk about the success of your venue. 1733 01:34:27,834 --> 01:34:28,834 Yes. 1734 01:34:29,167 --> 01:34:31,626 Is friendship at the heart of it? 1735 01:34:32,667 --> 01:34:34,459 No, no. It's more... 1736 01:34:34,626 --> 01:34:36,459 a question of entertainment. 1737 01:34:36,626 --> 01:34:37,501 What? 1738 01:34:37,667 --> 01:34:40,084 I'm a singer. I have a certain ease. 1739 01:34:40,251 --> 01:34:41,959 Our clientele can feel it. 1740 01:34:42,126 --> 01:34:43,084 It creates... 1741 01:34:43,251 --> 01:34:44,209 Give me that. 1742 01:34:44,376 --> 01:34:46,334 It's more about management. 1743 01:34:46,501 --> 01:34:47,334 Hang on. 1744 01:34:47,501 --> 01:34:51,042 We installed a state-of-the-art Sundig Sound System. 1745 01:34:51,209 --> 01:34:52,584 Who cares? 1746 01:34:52,751 --> 01:34:54,959 - No one cares! - Sure they do! 1747 01:34:55,126 --> 01:34:58,126 They come because of my video. 1748 01:34:58,292 --> 01:35:01,709 - Have you seen it? - Yes, we've all seen it. 1749 01:35:02,042 --> 01:35:03,292 Our video, Daniel! 1750 01:35:03,792 --> 01:35:05,334 I directed it. 1751 01:35:05,501 --> 01:35:08,792 No one cares about directors. Want me to sing it? 1752 01:35:08,959 --> 01:35:10,501 You've sung it 5 times. 1753 01:35:10,667 --> 01:35:13,751 Only 3 times tonight. The hen party got in the way. 1754 01:35:13,917 --> 01:35:16,792 - Go on then. - A cappella, intimate. 1755 01:35:17,209 --> 01:35:18,042 3,4... 1756 01:40:10,001 --> 01:40:12,626 Subtitles by Sionann O'Neill 1757 01:40:12,959 --> 01:40:15,084 Subtitling: HIVENTY 1758 01:40:19,667 --> 01:40:21,709 MORNING EDITION NEWS FLASH 1759 01:40:21,876 --> 01:40:23,001 Amazon buys Europe. 1760 01:40:23,167 --> 01:40:24,459 Amazon Prime is now required 1761 01:40:24,626 --> 01:40:26,251 to circulate freely. 1762 01:40:26,417 --> 01:40:28,501 Alex Martini, River Brigade! 1763 01:40:28,667 --> 01:40:30,501 Get off that catamaran. 1764 01:40:31,751 --> 01:40:33,792 Famous TV host Fred Costa 1765 01:40:33,959 --> 01:40:36,292 had launched his acting career 1766 01:40:36,459 --> 01:40:38,292 just before the terrible accident 1767 01:40:38,459 --> 01:40:40,209 that cost him his life. 1768 01:40:40,751 --> 01:40:42,959 A few images from his final story. 1769 01:40:43,292 --> 01:40:45,626 Have a good weekend, friends. 1770 01:40:46,084 --> 01:40:49,209 Treasure your loved ones, because... 1771 01:41:05,709 --> 01:41:06,917 So sad. 1772 01:41:08,001 --> 01:41:09,876 This just in...114455

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