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Underwear! Underwear! Underwear!

Colorful..fragrant..designer underwear!

All sizes, shapes, and colors and designer underwear.

Available for party-wear! From common man to Superman underwear!

In every shape.

Blue-yellow..orange and grey underwear.

Disco underwear for the king of the nights.

Radium underwear. With draw-string, without draw-string.

Elastic and plastic as well.

Special 'ChotaBheem' and 'Doremon' underwear for children.

Tiger print underwear for adults.

Full guaranteed underwear.

No matter how much you play, you may break your bones..

..but the underwear will never tear!

Underwear! Underwear! Underwear..

How much for the underwear? - Only 40 rupees.

Company's promotion..public's benefit.

40 rupees is too much!

You would rather spend 60 rupees on a bottle of alcohol..

..fall in the gutter and humiliate yourself.

But not buy something that can save your honor for only 40 rupees.

Don't want it.

Look here.. - Ali!

You said..it's guaranteed for life.

But it tore in 5 days.

Uncle, I thought you won't live for more than 5 days.

That's why I said lifetime.

But you survived for an entire week.

Don't be fooled by my age.

Just last week my wife had a son.

Then that's aunt's talent.. Hold on.

Take this imported silk underwear.

May God bless you, and your underwear.

Mind it.

Either I am having a bad time..

..or people don't like wearing underwear anymore.

I couldn't sell a single underwear the entire day!

Uncle.. - What?

Do you sell underwear? - No, I am from Kabul.

I sell dry fruits.

These under-wears comes flying to me on its own. "Do I sell underwear?"

Uncle, I am dressed as 'thurperman' for school today.

'Thuperman?' What's 'Thuperman'.

Not 'thuperman'..'Thuperman'.

Superman? - Yes.

I've been trying to say 'thuperman' for so long.

Right, you're absolutely fine.

My ears are defective.

What kind of underwear do you want?

'Led'. - 'Led'?

Here you go.

Where's the changing room?

Who tries on underwear?

And anyway, you won't be wearing it on the outside.

Do one thing, go behind the scooter and change.

Come here. Try it right here.

You can't even hide behind a truck.

Try it here. Come on. - Okay.

What if you run away with the underwear?

Uncle, I can't get it on, it's too tight.

It's bound to be tight.

You've got this huge waist at such a young age.

Hippopotamus.

Who are you calling a hippopotamus?

I called you a hippopotamus. Hippopotamus! Hippopotamus!

Uncle, this is no way to treat kids.

You.. are you a kid?

If you were born separately, you would've had 4-5 siblings.

If I put four wheels on you, you will look like a Nano car.

Run away, if I ever see you again here.. - Then what will you do?

Then..

I will get a crane and throw you out of here.

Papa!

Boss!

See, boss.

He's such a cunning and insolent kid.

He's calling you, the owner of my shop, his papa!

He wants to take a free underwear.

If he's like this, imagine what his father would be like!

This is my child.

Your child.

This Nasik drum is yours.

What a cute child.

Cute baby face.

I knew right away.

This huge property must belong to a big man.

You can't sell a single underwear!

How dare you say such things to my kid?

Get out of here.

Fine, I am going. - Get lost.

Why are you troubling me?

You know we have a direct connection.

Don't you want me to earn money?

Everything I do, shuts down before I can make any money.

How will I look after mom if I don't make any money?

You know..someone left me at your doorstep.

And mom, she took this orphan home and raised me.

This is enough.

You've joked around with Ali enough.

You can do everything.

You listen to everyone's prayers. Listen to their wishes.

You fulfill their desires.

And I am your child.

Why don't you listen to me?

Just arrange for a nice business.

Show me a way.

Open some door.

When humans close one door..

..God opens many more doors for them.

Boss, 3 lakhs from Dahisar.

Boss, 2 lakhs from Kalyan.

Boss, 4 lakhs from Dombivali.

11,000 from Chinchpokli.

What are you laughing about?

Is this the protection money..or donation!

Boss, those people only gave 7,000.

I added 4000 from my own pocket.

I thought you will feel bad, so.. - Fine, get lost.

Boss..

Come in.

Look who I brought.

I get it..he's your father.

Hello, uncle.

Boss, he's not my father.

First listen to him.

Boss doesn't like anything complete.

Boss even gets up in the middle when he's with a girl.

Right, boss?

If he's not your father, who is he?

He's a very rich man.

He owns property worth millions.

Shell out the cash.

Who made him boss? - What?

Nothing, boss.

He will pay up, but there's a small glitch.

He injured his head in an accident.

So he's forgotten where he has hidden all his money, gems etc.

If he's lost his memory, what good is he to me?

Why did you bring him here?

Boss, what if he goes back on his word when he gets his memory back?

If he stays here, he'll be right in front of our eyes.

When he regains his memory..

..we'll seize all his property.

How will he regain his memory?

Son. I've heard that eating walnuts and almonds..

..helps in regaining the memory faster.

Great, uncle.

You remember walnuts and almonds..

..but not where you hid your money.

Boys.. - Yes, boss.

Give him whatever he wants, but he must regain his memory.

Business is slow anyways.

And big brother made things worse.

Jojo..what about that old woman?

Boss, that old woman is very smart.

She makes a new excuse each time.

All of you are good for nothing.

This old man..who doesn't know where his money is.

And that old woman, who remembers everything..

..but doesn't want to pay up.

I wonder when I'll get the money.

You old hag, why won't you pay up?

You've been making excuses for so long now.

This is the last time, are you going to pay up or not?

Mind your language.

Do you know who you're talking to?

The queen of Navalgarh district, Queen Padmavati.

Long live the Queen!

Your highness, what's the problem in paying the protection money?

We're not collecting this money for personal enjoyment.

It's for your own safety.

I am a Rajput. I can protect myself. Understand!

What else will you do at this age? Understand.

You're a queen, not a maid.

We'll provide you safety.

I am not going to live for too long.

Maybe 5-10 years more.

Then that's your problem.

We didn't tell you to be born so soon.

Right, Maksood? - Yes.

Look, your highness.

This is my first collection.

So I am speaking politely.

But this man..he's so dangerous.

He brought a guy along so that he doesn't end up murdering someone.

See that.

I am like your son.

My son is not a street monger like you.

He is a Crown Prince, understand?

Yuvraj Singh is your son?

Stupid, he's the prince of our family.

If only he had been here..

..he would've beheaded you with his sword.

Boss, punch him twice on my behalf.

Come on.

He's disturbing a lot.

Hey old hag, who's at the door?

Ramu, open the door.

Ramu's tied up.

Your highness, you'll have to open the door.

Who is it, Maksood? - I don't know.

Your highness, I am here to collect the 'Aquaguard' payment.

Oh, yes. Your payment's been ready since yesterday.

32,000 rupees. - Yes.

And these 1000 rupees as a bonus from me. - Okay.

Happily. - Thank you, ma'am.

You've money to pay him, what about us..?

..who's been asking for money for so long?

He's not trying to extract money from me like you.

He worked hard and installed the aquaguard.

We've been working hard as well by saying 'Give it..Give it'.

We've been sitting here for three hours.

You didn't even offer us for a glass of water!

Did you get that aquaguard to bathe under it?

I am a queen.

Why do you care whether I bathe in it or drink it?

Who is it now, Maksood?

Your highness. - Yes.

The 1 million which you donated to our NGO..here's the certificate.

Thank you. - Thank you.

You gave our money to the NGO.

This is my last warning, lady.

Are you going to pay or not.

First you decide which one is your last warning?

You've already said a number of times "This is my last warning".

This was my last warning. - Maksood, just a minute.

Calm down.

Your highness, a shroud has no pocket.

And you can't transfer your account up there.

Remember your old days.

When you would squander money with both hands.

Here..here..you too..you too.

What?

Your treasure amongst the poor.

Son, you opened my eyes.

I'll get the money right away.

If she hadn't paid up today, I would've killed her.

No, no, no..No, Maksood.

Words can solve problems..those bullets can't.

Who wants the money first?

Us. - Maksood wants it.

Lower the gun! Lower the gun!

What are you doing?

No!

Now try talking to her? - I'll try.

Long live the Queen!

Queen..

Down..with the Queen.

Old woman..let go of the gun.

Leave it.

Leave it.

You want money.

You want money.

Take that..

Take that..

Leave him I said.. - Quiet!

Will you hit a woman?

No, right?

Leave my hand!

What? Break my hand.

Break my hand.

You old hag, I will curse you.

Your joints will pain even after you're dead.

Huge insects will feed on your body.

You will end up in the ICU.

You will be given injections.

Your child will..

You old hag. - Leave me. Leave me.

Come on. - You old hag.

Keep the sword down. Keep the sword down.

Now say 'Long live the queen'.

Maksood, she's very dangerous.

Just take the money and let's get out of here.

Come on.

Come on. - Come.

Hello, boss. The job's done.

Come, my boy.

Hello 'Khatarnak' boss. - English!

Sorry, 'Dangererous Boss'.

I knew it..you can do this job easily.

Boss, this reminds me of a joke. - Yes, tell it.

There were two boys.

One day they go to an old woman for some work.

But..

Yes, then.

That's it, boss. End of joke.

This single job paid much more..

..then I would've made after four weeks of selling underwear.

Ali..what happened?

What are these marks?

It's a new tattoo? Do you want one? - No.

Get lost. - You rascal!

He's such a scoundrel.

That old woman twisted my arm so hard..

..I swear my eyes popped out.

Brother Ali, come play this match.

You guys play.

Come on, brother. It's the matter of our locality's reputation.

Hey..you've already lost your reputation.

Doesn't matter who plays, him or Dhoni.

If you win today, I'll treat everyone to bread-butter.

Shut up.

How many runs left to score? - Only 24 runs.

How many balls left? - 4 balls.

24 runs..that means 4 sixes in four balls.

Yes, brother Ali.

Is he crazy? - Brother..

Fine, fine..you guys won.

See, he's being so haughty.

Give me the bat. - Now shut up. You're gone now!

Come on, come on, come on.

Take the ball.

Let's go..

You're gone now! - Get lost.

Brother Ali, four sixes.

Ready. Ready..bravo.

Son, I am going to hit four sixes in four balls.

And I'll hit it wherever you say.

So..where should I hit the first six? - I see.

See that bowler.

That so-called whiteman. - Yes.

He's the Bret Lee of our neighborhood. Now play.

Oh, God. - Come on, Ali. One more!

It's okay.

Bravo! Bravo! Let's play.

Throw it properly.

Now where do I hit the second six?

Do one thing, hit it there?

That antenna? - Yes, that antenna.

Come on, throw the ball.

Hey..whitewash! throw the ball properly.

Where do I hit the third six?

Hit it there.

There? - Yes.

Okay.

Throw the ball. - Come on. Come on.

Yeah Ali..

Bravo Ali, one more.

Bloody milk bottle. Stop giving Bret Lee a bad name.

Last ball, last six.

Where now? - Stop asking me.

Hit it wherever you want.

Come on, throw the ball.

Bravo. Bravo..you'll get him.

One more six, Ali. - Ali, hit it.

We won! We won! We won!

We won!

We won! -Bloody fake..

You were amazing, Ali.

Aunty, the food smells really good.

How did you get hurt on the face?

All you do is wander around all day.

Getting into fights.

Mom, stop it now.

Here's the money.

Thanks to God..business is really good.

You got hurt too?

Well..one has to sweat and shed some blood to make a living!

This is hard earned money. See.

Hard earned money. - Yeah!

One works hard..and the other just gets into fights.

Listen mom, get the roof fixed before the monsoon.

Otherwise we will have a swimming pool in our home.

Okay.

Ali, stay away from him.

I don't like his actions one bit.

What will your in-laws say if they find out?

In-laws? You're married?

Where is sister-in-law?

Sister-in-law! Sister-in-law!

He isn't married yet, but he will.

His in-laws are coming over day after tomorrow.

For the engagements.

And then..

"A peacock came flying down my lane."

"He looked stupid, but he taught me how to dance."

"Play the loudspeaker louder and give everyone this warning."

"We won't stop dancing..even if it's morning."

"When someone beats the drums..we cannot stop."

"There's nothing I can do other than dance."

"We'll be dancing away till daybreak."

"There's nothing I can do other than dance."

"We'll be dancing away till daybreak."

"A peacock came flying down my lane."

"He looked stupid, but he taught me how to dance."

"We won't listen to anyone today, big or small."

"We'll go out of control, and shake our hips."

"We won't listen to anyone today, big or small."

"We'll go out of control, and shake our hips."

"So dance.."

"We'll have too much fun."

"The music's going to play loud.."

"..and we'll dance with the rhythm and have fun."

"When someone beats the drums..we cannot stop."

"There's nothing I can do other than dance."

"We'll be dancing away till daybreak."

"There's nothing I can do other than dance."

"We'll be dancing away till daybreak."

"There's nothing I can do other than dance."

"We'll be dancing away till daybreak."

Stop this mockery!

This engagement is cancelled.

What are you saying, mister? - I am right.

You liar..cheat!

I can't let my daughter marry..

..someone who peddles underwear.

Sells underwear?

I think you're mistaken.

I am not mistaken. In fact, we chose the wrong family.

What are you saying?

My son is in the garment business.

But maybe you forgot to mention 'under'.

And there's a big difference between 'garments' and 'undergarments'.

So what?

So what if my son peddles undergarments?

At least he does something respectable.

He works hard. My son is not some gangster or hooligan.

We just found out about his business today.

Who knows what else we'll find out tomorrow?

Then go..

Go find some other suitor for your daughter.

Go!

I just realized Ali, that the world runs on money.

If you have a car, a bungalow and all the luxuries in the world..

..then no one would ask about your business.

Many big companies sell underwear.

Has anyone severed any ties with them?

Maksood, I am not sad about my engagement getting cancelled.

I am sad because I brought tears to my mother's eyes.

Although she belonged to a different community..

..she raised me according to my religion.

And today she cried because of me.

That's what makes me sad.

Mom is really strong.

Didn't you see how she made those guys shut up?

Let's forget all this, and get back to work.

But I've realized one thing today.

The world runs on money.

Whether it comes from 'undergarment' or the 'underworld'.

Bro, please get up..we need to take the chair back.

My engagement just got cancelled, the guests have left, my wife's gone..

..and you're worried about your chair!

Here take your chair!

Maksood, the entire sole's broken. - Yes.

Congratulations on your wedding.

Ali!

I am ruined..and he's congratulating me.

Come on.

What is he playing?

Gulf. - 'Gulf?'

Yes..it's like playing marbles.

It's a rich man's sport.

But the marbles are bigger.

And they use a stick to put the marbles in the hole. - Ohh..

What are you doing?

I guess Singhania doesn't have any kids.

How do you know?

He hasn't put a single ball in the hole until now.

What would you like to have, sir?

Can you get me a 200 yard plot in Bandra? - No, sir.

Then why are you asking?

You should ask..what would you like to eat?

Sir, that's what I meant?

But I lost my 200 yard plot because of you.

Get us two cups of tea. - Okay, sir.

I don't get it.

Did we come to collect protection money..or a gas cylinder?

This man's giving us no importance.

Wait, I'll talk to him.

Singhania sir.

You can't put a single ball in the hole.

You think it's easy.

It's not that hard either.

Come here.

He's serious.

Come here.

Coming.

Here..this is a club, that's a ball and there's the hole.

Come on.

Forget it, sir. Come, Maksood.

You..you, come on.

You were making such tall claims.

Come on.

That hole with the flag sticking out? -Yes.

Okay. - Yes, okay.

Quickly, one more.

Give him one more. - Yes, sir.

This was easy.

Great.

One more! Quick!

Done?

It's nothing. Come on.

Let's go. - Come, Maksood.

What do we do here?

Putt it. - What?

Put that ball in that hole.

Give him a putter.

I can do it with this too.

From here? - Yes.

Done. - It's a bloody fluke.

That was a fluke. - Fluke?

You were playing for three hours..

..but I didn't see you hit even one by fluke.

Is that so? Hit this one.

The same hole? - Yes.

This one's gone too.

This one..

Putt this one.

You were great, Ali. - Anything else.

How did you do it?

Well, it just happened.

What?

I mean..I've known all about holes since I was a kid.

Holes in my house, holes on the roads, holes in my life.

So I know more about holes, than they know about me!

Singhania sir, enough about the holes. Let's talk about money.

Get the bag.

Sir.

Come on. - Thank you.

Thank you.

How did you do it? - I'll tell you when I find out.

What's he doing here?

That's our local 'old monk'?

Let's go..

Hide it.

First he hid about the undergarments.

And now this.

Let him come.

I think the old man's told mother everything.

Ali, why are you peeping in your house like a thief?

Curse you old man!

Oh my, God! Broom! Cleanliness drive.

Ali..what are you doing outside? Come inside.

Come in.

What?

What is this I hear? - What?

It's nothing.. - What?

Ali, I told sister everything..that you play golf very well.

That's just.. - What?

I missed my bus because of your golf.

You knew I was supposed to leave on a pilgrimage today.

Couldn't you come earlier?

You can go a day later.

Uncle.. - Now I must leave tomorrow morning.

One day won't make a difference. - My tea..

What are you doing?

We need to talk business. - Let him finish his tea first.

You had me scared, uncle.

I thought maybe you told mom about my business.

Son..I haven't told her yet.

But if you don't mend your ways, I'll tell her soon.

Oh, uncle.

You're blackmailing a 34 year old innocent kid for few thousand rupees!

If you wanted money, you could've told me.

I would've given it anyway.

I don't want your illegal money, keep it.

Why don't you want money?

Listen to me.

I get it..I get it. Wait!

This is common at this age.

There's a girl called Sonam at Deepa Bar.

She's Maksood's regular. You know what that means.

I'll tell her. - What?

Sit-sit.. - What are you doing?

I hope you have sports shoes.

Sports shoes? - Yes.

Why?

When there's a raid, you need to run. - Disgusting!

What a vile thing to say?

Maksood's company has spoiled you.

Uncle..you don't want money or girls.

Has your preference changed?

Stop yapping..and listen to me carefully.

I want you to quit this illegal business and play golf.

Play what? - Golf.

This is why you didn't get married.

You don't know what to play when and with whom!

I spent all my childhood trying to make a living.

And now when I'm trying to make a livelihood, you're telling me to play.

Uncle, I just want to make money.

One can buy everything with money.

Talent.

You can't buy that.

The talent I saw in you today..

..people can't achieve that with all the money in the world.

But I will show your talent to the world.

I just want your support.

What about my business?

And the household expenses?

Will America come help me?

Golf is a highly rewarding game, Ali.

That too respectable.

Take my advice.

Learn golf for me..and play from your heart.

This is your chance to repay your mom's debts.

You can be the Sachin of 'Golf'!

Sachin!

Take care of yourself.

Eat three times a day, and don't meet that Maksood at all.

You take care too.

And don't touch any unattended bags. Like me.

Hurry up, Surva. Or we'll be late. - Okay.

Take care, okay.

Goodbye.

Where's the storm heading? - Mom's going on a pilgrimage.

That means peace and quiet in the neighborhood.

We have to go collect money.

I have to go the club..learn golf.

Gulf?

You played that game one day..

..and now all you see is a ball and a hole.

If you can recite ABC that doesn't make you an Englishman.

Forget all about this golf business..and get to work.

That uncle Kishen, he's..

Who? That 'old monk'.

He says he'll make me a champion.

That's what he claims.

He never got married..and claims to get you a bride.

That's what I've been explaining, but he doesn't listen.

He says if I don't listen to him..

..he'll tell mom all about our business. - That bloody..

How will he tell mom?

Won't I shoot him first?

And anyway, no one's died for a long time in this neighborhood.

No-no..he's done us a many favors.

After father died, he took care of me and mother.

You too? - Yes..

What?

Let's go..let's go play golf. Come on. - What did you say?

Greetings. - Greetings.

Greetings. - Goodbye.

What is he doing here, Ali?

Did I ever ask why you came in this world?

I came here to watch Ali's game and understand yours.

Ali, outsiders are not allowed to play here.

But we're not outsiders.

We're the 'insiders'..you know..

Laugh.

Ali, I tried telling you before..don't listen to this 'old monk'.

Let's go back. - Come on.

Wait, Ali.

Thanks to my 20 years of service and your yesterday's game..

..with great difficulty we got permission to play here.

And the permission's for only one person.

I just thought of a joke.

Once a boy brings his friend along.

But an old man humiliates him.

He says "Get out from here".

Ali, you go practice. Go.

Come on.

You think of a lot of jokes, don't you?

How about the punch-line.

Take that. - No, no..

Ali, red flag..there.

Stick that red flag wherever the ball is.

But you hit it yesterday. - I am done.

Ali..

If you came here fearing that..

..I'll go tell your mother that you're into illegal business'..

..then you can go!

But remember.

What?

Your future depends on..one right shot..and one wrong decision!

Think what you want today.

Wrong decision..

Or the right shot?

Great shot!

But I haven't taken my shot yet.

I am talking about him, not you.

Who is he? - Hey..that's Ali.

He lives in the lane next to mine.

Do people in your neighborhood play golf too?

No, sir. He used to sell undergarments few days ago.

But can't say now..

Are you guys here to play 'gulf' too?

That's not 'gulf'..it's called 'golf'.

Whether you play 'gulf' or 'golf'..

..every whiteman is a foreigner for me.

Hey, Ali. Do you know who he is?

Vikram Rathore. Golf Champion.

How are you, sir?

How are you?

Thank you.

You taught me a good lesson today.

Never shake hands without anyone after you become a champion.

Only when you become a champion.

This is not as easy as selling undergarments..

..where you can implore the customer and sell it.

This is golf. It's a rich-man's game.

A poor man like you will have to sell his kidney to buy a single club.

Do you know what a club is?

Golf stick!

We're poor..

We even rip our heart out if needed..a kidney is very small thing.

Let me know if you ever need it.

One more thing.

No matter what game it is.

We poor people either win..or learn, we never lose.

Goodbye.

And yes..what's all this talk about 'rich and poor'?

No one talks like this anymore.

Ali..what are you doing? - What?

He's a golf-champion.

You're far behind.. and he's way ahead of you.

Yes..

Now he's behind.

Same-Same.

Come on.

Uncle, now I've learnt how to play golf.

What are you worried about now?

Ali has learnt golf, but to be an official golfer..

..you must take part in the qualifying tournament.

And for that..

..we'll need money.

How much?

5 lakhs!

5 lakhs?! Do you know how many zeroes are there in 5 lakhs?

We can get few girls in our neighborhood married with that kind of money..

..and education for all the children here.

5 lakhs?

Ali, the tournament fees.. golf kit..clothes..expenses.

We'll need that kind of money for all that.

Otherwise you can't play the tournament.

After coming to the brothel he says there are no girls.

Why didn't you tell me this before?

All my hard work gone to waste!

I quit my business to play..because of you.

All that's finished.

I thought..what you said will come true..

..then I can give mother a better life.

But no..it's not your fault.

I am unfortunate.

No, you're not.

He's the bad luck.

'Old monk'..you want 5 lakhs, don't you?

I'll arrange for it.

Come, come.

Hello. - Hello, sir. Welcome, sir.

Kishen lal. - Welcome.

Yourself? - I am Priya, nice to meet you, sir.

Welcome, sir.

See you later. - Welcome, sir.

Thank you.

Hello, sir.

How's the hotel?

The flight. Isn't it all nice?

I think you spent the money well, old man.

Old man?

From uncle to 'old man'?

You're a bloody pervert.

At an age where you should be thinking about your grave..

..you're thinking about becoming a lover.

Beware..

And why did we have to travel by plane?

We could've taken a train instead.

And we could've stayed at some cheap lodge.

But then he wouldn't get to womanize. - Womanize?

What are you saying?

Don't you trust me?

I do, but he doesn't.

And even I am losing my trust in you.

Ali, we must first take account of those 5 lakh rupees.

Where did he spend those 5 lakh rupees?

You see, it doesn't matter if he spent some of it on himself.

Let him enjoy a little before he conks off.

You're right.

What? Conk off? - I mean..

What are you blabbering?

And you bloody thug!

This is exactly why I wasn't bringing you here?

You want an account for everything.

Fine. The kit..clothes..flight travels..food..

Tournament fee.

All that amounts to 5 lakhs.

Look at him get furious.

We were just joking with you. - Go fly a kite.

Come on.

Come on.

Old Monk!

Don't talk to me. - Come on.

Get lost. - Go.

Hi. - Hi.

Is she included in the package?

Don't be so cheap.

So, I am your host Aditi.

I am Maksood, this is Kishen Lal, our coach.

And that's Ali, our gulfer. - Gulfer?

Golfer! - Okay, great.

Neha. - Yes, ma'am.

Neha will take you to your rooms.

Won't you come with us?

Why me?

What about those 5 lakhs..

What else did you spend it on?

Certain formalities at the counter..

..it would be really nice if you fill them.

And Mr. Kishen Lal, if you can please come with me?

Thank you. - Be quiet. You'll get us killed.

Now go. - Ali, this way.

Yes, come.

Your name, sir. - Ali.

Age?

One year older than you are.

You mean you're 24.

You don't look like 23 either.

You look like 33..so write 34.

Sex?

I do want to..but mom said not before marriage.

Stupid..male or female?

Female?

He's a male!

What do I tell him?

Danger boss..look what I got for you.

What is it? - It's a cheque.

I know it's a cheque, but why did you bring it?

That guy said he has some tax problems with paying in cash.

So I brought 10 cheques of 35,000 each.

You fool, did you go there to collect protection money or EMI installments?

First you brought this old man.

Now this cheque.

Will you ever get any cash?

'Danger Bhai'.

You fool, why is it written Danger bhai?

Boss, your name isn't Madhuri Dixit, is it?

Rascal, don't you know.

I am Danger bhai for them.

My real name is Sohail Khan?

Yes..Salman's brother, right.

Quiet.

What kind of people do I have?

How do we encash this now?

Very simple.

First get a form. Write down your name, address and phone number.

And deposit it in the bank.

With 12% service charge.

0,5% 'Swacch Bharat Abhiyan' (Clean India project).

And 10.5% VAT.

Bloody midget..

Not VAT..you old hag, you're sc**** me.

Where did you get this old man?

He remembers walnuts, almonds, Madhuri Dixit, Sohail Khan.

But he doesn't remember where his money is..nor his property.

Hey old man..can you tell us why so many taxes on this?

Hey.. - Forget him.

That's the problem in India.

One wastes too much money on tax and sex.

More on..sex. - What?

Nothing, boss.

Why do you care?

Anyway you get up halfway when you're with a girl.

Shut up.

Be quiet.

What about calling Maksood?

Boss, I've been trying to call him.

But Maksood isn't answering.

Hi. I am so sorry.

Actually I came to tell you that..

..we've organized a meeting in the conference hall.

For the players and staff.

So, if you could come it would be wonderful.

Can I come too? - Yeah, of course.

Why not?

I'll see you later. Okay, bye.

What did you see?

Nothing.

Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen..

..to the Indian Pro-Gold qualifiers 2016.

More than 100 players from every corner of India..

..have come here to qualify.

But..only the top 60 players can qualify today.

And join the Indian Pro-Tour.

So best of luck to all the players. Enjoy the game.

Thank you.

If I need something, can I call you?

Okay?

Look you pervert. - What happened?

This place is crowded with rich people.

Don't show your true colors.

Fine, let's get to the point.

Don't disturb me.

You go have a good time, and let me focus.

Don't disturb me.. - Ali.

Hi.

Hi.

Good luck, Ali.

I am completely sure that you will qualify in the 'top 60' today.

See..there's you, who trusts me completely..

..And this guy doubts me.

All the best, Ali.

What?

What?

If she speaks..you feel fresh, if I speak you feel crash.

Yes.

There's a difference between you and her.

A guy can fall in love with Katrina Kaif, not Mohammad Kaif.

And such an ugly Kaif at that!

Ali, this is the last hole.

You must put the ball in the hole in four shots.

Otherwise you won't qualify.

All the best.

I've hit four sixes in four balls.

But I can't guarantee about this.

Ali..Ali..you have two more chances.

Be strong..

Be strong..

Ali. Ali, it's a slope.

If you hit-it upwards, the ball will go in the hole.

Take this.

Careful.

You should've given that before.

I think Ali will qualify.

With God's grace..even a fool can qualify.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

What's up, man? - Get lost.

Ali..

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. - Thank you.

Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen..

..for joining us at the prize presentation ceremony.

Hey, gorgeous.

What is wrong with you? Are you sick?

No. Muslim. - Oh my, God! Whatever!

Doesn't she know what a Muslim is?

We'll have to feed her some meat dishes.

Vikram Singh Rathore to give away the prizes?

Can we have a huge round of applause?

He's the chief guest.

Thank you. Thank you Vikram, for joining us.

Thank you so much.

We start with the first position.

Our champion today, with the no.1 position..

..is Mr. Siddharth Ahuja.

Well done!

Moving on to position 2.

Mr. Raj Singh.

Position 5 for today goes to Mr. Gaurav Banerjee.

Well done, Gaurav.

For the 25th position, we have Mr. Joginder.

And at 59th position, we have Mr. Rahul Singhania.

And the 60th position, Mr. Ali.

Ali.. - Ali..go.

Come.

How's your mom now?

She's better.

She's here with me right now.

She is recovering.. - Ali.

That's the queen..the prince's mother!

Long live the Queen!

Can you relax, buddy. - Okay, okay.

Take it easy.

Take it easy.

But what happened to the queen?

She's had memory loss due to an injury on her head.

If only I find those two..

..I'll garland those two with shoes and slippers..

..make them sit on a donkey.

I'll strip their clothes off and flog them.

I will gorge their eyes out.

I will severe their hands and limbs..and behead them.

Why rip out their eyes, limbs and organs..if you're beheading them?

What's your problem, buddy?

You take it easy, okay.

Chill. - Yeah, chill. I am chill.

Take your certificate. - Yes..

And that big cheque which you gave him?

Are you for real?

Let's go. - Get lost.

Ali..

Thank you.

Thank you?

Who's he?

Man, who's turning up to play golf these days.

Let's go eat.

Let's ask him.

Excuse me.

Can we go take that? - Of course you can.

Please take her highness home.

Thank you.

Come on. - You go.

The old lady's here.

What if she remembers?

I am surprised..

People like you have become professional golfers now.

Wait..

Even I am surprised.

You're a champion..but not a good sportsman yet.

What?

What rubbish do you talk?

Do you know who I am?

Do you know who you're talking to?

I am the champion!

Don't you think you should be playing cricket?

Cricket..

You're always going over, you know.

It's not right.

And definitely not the pride.

Where did you get this pride?

Did you do a course or were you born with it?

Can you just shut up? - Pants down.

Pants down?

I had this really old wish since I was a kid..

..whenever someone tells me shut up, I'll tell him 'pants down'.

And I got my wish.

Enjoy the party.

Enjoy your party?

Come, let's enjoy the party.

Ladies and Gentlemen, a big round of applause for Ali.

Just a few days ago..he would peddle undergarments.

And now he's qualified for the national tournament!

Wow!

Clap!

If these poor people get their hands on a feast someday..

..they think they are the king.

Vikram, what does talent have to do with being rich or poor?

You're absolutely right, Megha.

He qualified because he was lucky.

Fate favors those who work hard.

You're favoring him more than fate.

From now on..where you're concerned, I don't want anything old.

Not even you.

I am going to hire the best managers of the world.

You're fired.

And you..

I never imagined that we'll be competing some day.

But now I want us to face-off as soon as possible.

And I want to defeat you so badly..

..that you don't even play marbles after this.

Doesn't matter.

Even if I lose, I can do something else.

What will you do if you lose?

You can't even sell undergarments.

I can't sell one..but I know how to strip one off.

And I will strip you naked..

..that you won't be able to hide with shame..

..or save your honor. - No! No!

Understand.

I can shatter a mountain's pride, and you're nothing!

And as far as winning and losing is concerned..

This is the beginning of my victory..and your loss.

Can you count?

Count down? - What?

Start learning.

I am going to nick his kite today.

Loosen up..loosen the grip.. - That's what I am doing..

Aunty. Aunty, look.

Brother Ali's picture is in the newspaper.

Along with a reward of 2 lakh rupees.

What? 2 lakhs..?

Even Gabbar Singh didn't have such a big reward on his head?

Oh, God.

No, aunty. Ready it properly.

It says that brother Ali won this reward in a tournament.

In a match.

Do people have tournaments for playing cards?

Not cards.. golf.

Meaning ball.

Ball! Ball! Ball!

I see..he won.

See..2 lakhs..

Yes. - Wow.

See, I always said that my son will win some day.

Ali!

My son's here.

You know, Vikram would throw a grand party for every victory.

They are rich people, Megha.

But look at these people..dancing on your achievement, Ali.

As if they all won along with you.

They dance everywhere.

They dance even if someone loses.

Everyone supports you when you're winning.

Megha, a real companion is someone who supports you when you lose.

Sulva.

Didn't I always say that someday my son Ali..will make it big?

My son!

Stop saying 'my son'.

'My son.'

Even I don't say 'my son' so many times.

Be quiet.

Mom.

Look, mom. I won this for you.

This is Megha.

Did you win her too?

You can say that.

She is cute.

Hello.

Megha, he's the local romeo of our neighborhood.

'Walking Dead Romeo.'

Yeah.

Hello.. - Enough of that.

Ali..congratulations. - Thank you.

Congratulations.

Greetings.

Yes.

Look..your son finally won today.

I asked You to open a single door.

But you opened many doors.

When I opened the first door, I got rewarded.

The second door got me respect.

Then fame. Then fortune..and..

..Now a wife.

Keep opening doors for me, Lord.

And keep blessing me with Your grace. That's all.

Stop pushing.

Stop pushing..

Stop pushing..

Boss, sell the old jalopy and buy a new car..

..or someday I will burn it down to ashes.

Stupid, you're old too.

Should I burn you too?

Rascal..cheat..traitor!

Fraud.

Rascal..were you abusing me?

No, boss, I am not abusing you.

Look.

Sweetheart.

Boss..salutations from Fakru.

Mercedes 250C.

Power 136 ps.

Four-cylinder. 2299cc.

5100 rpm.

Torque 205nm.

Made in Germany. And..

Bloody Einstein, you know that too.

But you don't know where your money is.

Leave that, boss..

Look at Fakru.

Didn't I tell you he's a cheat? - Me?

He squanders your money. - You're right.

And you in this jalopy..

Hey scoundrel..stop provoking him.

Boss..I brought this car for you.

That Dhanpat was refusing to give the money.

So I brought his car instead.

It's a Mercedes, boss. It's worth one million.

Splendid my boy, you really made me happy today.

Come on.

Stop getting too carried away, get down. - Of course.

Munna, set that jeep on fire now. - Yes, boss.

We'll be cruising in a Mercedes from now. - Yes..yes..

Let's go to Haji Ali. - Boss..

One small problem. - What?

This car stops in the middle like you.

Rascal, what's the problem?

Nothing serious.

The petrol tank's leaking, and the cost of repair is 1.75 lakhs rupees.

And the suspension's scr**** too. - Doesn't matter.

So..only 1.17 lakh rupees.

And..the engine's busted too.

So that will cost 3.5 lakh rupees as well.

The carburetor's clogged.

Fan-belt isn't working either.

Nor is the brake working.

And I found the steering a little..

What's the total repair cost?

Not much, boss.

Total cost is around 1.2 million.

Bloody fool..the car's worth 1 million and the repair cost is 1.2 million.

Yes.

First you brought that old man.

Next you brought these EMI cheques. - Yes.

And now you bring this rusted piece of junk. - Rusted..

You were supposed to get 3 lakh rupees from that man.

Couldn't you get cash?

What a rotten man..

Munna, don't set the car on fire. - Don't..

Boss, the jeep's already on fire.

He's always in such a hurry..

Bloody midget. - Boss.. Listen to me.

I was supposed to get 3 lakhs from that guy.

But I brought this car worth 1 million instead.

We still profit 7 lakhs.

7 lakhs?

I'll kick you 7 times.

Maksood. Maksood.

Who made him boss?

He ran away.

Maksood.

What's going on there?

Bunch of idiots they are.

Where were you?

I was in Bangalore.

Bangalore.

I would've understood if you had gone to Bangkok.

It's a place of interest.

Why did you go to Bangalore?

Ali's making waves in Golf.

He won the Golf tournament.

You think you can fool me.

That local neighborhood boy..

Will he play marbles or golf?

I knew you would say that.

Here, read this.

'For manly strength..meet Dr. Ashok.'

'Close to bus stand, Kandivali West.'

Not that..

This one.

Couldn't you say that before?

I was already in Kandivali in my mind.

Local Boy Ali wins Golf Tournament.

Qualifies for top 60.

That is Ali's photo.

It's all written here, but I don't believe it.

You don't believe it?

He's playing in Mumbai next week.

See for yourself.

I will come, and watch it myself.

But Big Brother won't be happy.

He's tightened the noose.

Big Brother? - Yes..

There's been a huge drop in our business of extorting money.

What do I tell him?

Our players are now playing the game.

He'll sc*** me.

Excuse me, sir. Can I please take a selfie with you?

Yes, of course. - Wow.

Thank you, sir.

When people start taking selfie, then you are a star.

But in the olden days Dilip Kumar, Ashok Kumar..

..Rajesh Khanna, how did they become stars without selfies?

Ali..one selfie with me as well. Please.

Is it that wretched guy calling again? - Which wretched guy.

I meant famous.

I'll be right back.

Danger bhai, he's a dangerous gangster.

Boss, how are you? - He's very tall.

Why do you care?

Boss is really close to God.

When we all die, we'll go up.

But boss..won't need to go that far up.

Right, boss? - Shut up.

Sorry, boss.

The match is about to begin? - Who won the toss?

Mister, this isn't a cricket match.

This is golf.

There's no toss in this.

See, he knows everything about golf as well.

Bloody old man..why don't you tell us..

..why the earth is round?

Why are there only 28 days in February?

And why would the ghost show up in the old movies..

..when the heroines would be bathing?

And tell me..why are children born only after 9 months?

Sex!

He'll get me killed.

Come, the match is about to begin. Come on.

Come on. Midget.

What's he doing?

Big brother's calling.

Hello, brother.

Hello!

Hello!

I think there's no network.

Then stand up..you're as tall as a tower.

Hello?

Yes, brother?

Okay, brother.

"O Lord..your follower.."

"O Lord..your follower.."

"Like a bird soaring in the sky."

"Spreading its wing in the open sky.."

"..thriving on Your grace."

"O Lord..your follower.."

"Like a bird soaring in the sky."

"Spreading its wing in the open sky.."

"..thriving on Your grace."

"A pigeon sitting on a tomb."

"A pigeon sitting on a tomb.."

"..been saying Allah-Allah."

"A bird..A bird.."

"A bird soaring in the sky."

"A bird..A bird.."

"A bird soaring in the sky."

"A bird..A bird.."

"A bird soaring in the sky."

"A bird..A bird.."

"O Lord..your follower.."

"Like a bird soaring in the sky."

"Over every sea..and every path.."

"..he wanders without a care."

"He's wandering around seeking someone."

"Wants to..fly so high.."

"..that the destination feels embarrassed."

What a shot.

"A pigeon sitting on a tomb.."

"..been saying Allah-Allah."

"A bird..A bird.."

"A bird soaring in the sky."

"A bird..A bird.."

"A bird soaring in the sky."

"A bird..A bird.."

"O Lord..your follower.."

"Like a bird soaring in the sky."

"Spreading its wing in the open sky.."

"..thriving on Your grace."

"A pigeon sitting on a tomb.."

"..been saying Allah-Allah."

"A bird..A bird.."

"A bird soaring in the sky."

"A bird..A bird.."

"A bird soaring in the sky."

"A bird..A bird.."

Yes, brother.

I lost again.

The queen's not in my destiny.

Boss, your 2500 rupees.

What this? - For losing.

What kind of joke is this?

Who pays for losing?

What if someone does?

Then why would anyone win?

Right said.

You see, Ali..has been winning every tournament.

He's become a real champion. - So?

Everything thinks he'll win the next championship too.

There's no room for any doubt. Ali will win.

That's what I am trying to tell you.

Everyone's betting on Ali's victory.

But we'll bet..on Ali's loss.

Bet?

If we win this bet, Maksood..

..you will make millions.

Millions!

Vikram, I think this year's tournament is going to be a tough one.

Of course.

But for the other players, not for me.

There is no player here that can challenge Vikram.

And Ali..who's been performing really well continuously.

Nobody, and I mean nobody can beat me besides myself!

Like every year, even this year also I will win the tournament.

Not some bum.

Hi, Ali.

Bum.

Ali, Vikram says that he's going to win this year too, like every year.

So he didn't say anything wrong.

A guy that's been winning for 5 years in a row..

..how can he lose this year!

He's made for winning.

In fact his name should be Vikram 'Jeet' Rathore.

You see, all the players have come here..

..so they can lose to him.

In fact, I say..we should shut down these tournaments.

And send all the trophies for the next couple of years to his house.

How can you say that he will lose?

Let's imagine that he lost.

What's will happen at the most?

He'll be humiliated.

He'll lose his dignity.

But he would still look handsome.

He's got a cute face, he can try modeling.

Can't say about films..that requires lot of struggle.

Or he can do a couple of music videos.

We're the 'outsiders', you know.

At least he won't be humiliated.

Even if he faces some humiliation..

..but he will still live in a palace.

Let's imagine that..he's kicked out of his palace.

And he's out on the streets.

You'll find a bum like me there..

..and if he asks what are you doing here..

What are you doing here?

What will you say to him?

On the whole..

..you've a lot to lose..and I've nothing.

Long live the Prince.

It's okay.

Just shut up.

Pants down!

Let's go. - Well said, Ali.

What are you doing here. Get lost.

You know, I heard a story when I was a kid.

About a king..whose life was trapped in a parrot's body?

Ali is the king..and Kishen Lal is the parrot.

Get Kishen Lal in the cage..and the king is yours.

Why did you bring me here?

Look, Kishen Lal, you will find Kamini or Kaushaliya inside.

What are you saying?

I am not that kind of a man.

Look, you've turned 60..and still unmarried.

Every man has a necessity.

Do you want to be a caddy all your life?

Don't you want to be daddy? - No, no, no.

I am a decent boy. - Boy?

You were a boy when Aamir Khan used to wear his jeans on his chest.

Do you know what the midwife said when you were born?

"Dear, it's an uncle."

I am panicking.

You come along too. - Yes, I'll come along too.

Let's gather around some more guys.

We're going for a musical gathering, right?

Go inside.

I say go.

Go my boy, go.

Should I? - Go on.

Go.

Go.

The game's about to begin.

Kishen Lal uncle hasn't arrived yet.

And even his phone's unreachable.

He must have got run over by a truck.

What are you saying, he's my caddy.

How will I play the tournament without him?

You don't worry. I am here.

I will be your caddy.

This is golf, not some whorehouse..

..where Kaushaliya can replace Kamini.

"I'll be your caddy."

This is a big tournament..and Kishen Lal should be here.

What did that old man do?

Just carry your stuff.

Not just his stuff..

He knew which club to give for which shot and when.

Everything.

Even I've picked up few things until now.

I will fill in his place.

I think we should wait for Kishen Lal uncle.

We'll only get delayed if we wait for him.

Like that saying in English..

"Something..Nothing..Better.."

"Something-Something.."

"Something is better than nothing." - Exactly.

Wait..

Take this.

That's the wrong club for this shot.

This club.. - That's the one.

Why did you give me this one?

This is the right one.

You should've given me that one.

That one was proper as well.

This one's okay.

Come on.

You're confusing me.

That's not the one.. - This is the one.

This is the one, stop confusing me.

Fine, go ahead.

You just spoilt my focus.

Look at where the ball's going.

I am telling you this is the club.

Play properly now.

Be quiet. - Yes.

Play well, Ali. - Shut up!

You..you've lost your mind.

What..what are you doing?

I wonder what's wrong with him today.

Look at the way he's playing.

Maksood.

The game's going really bad. Let's play it safe.

Give me the iron-club.

Ali, don't be confused.

You just play your game.

Sure? - of course.

Fine, give me the Driver.

Here.

I can't focus at all.

Why are you smiling?

Maksood, I know.

What are you doing?

I am doing my job, you should do your job. Understand.

I kept telling Ali..to stay away from Maksood.

But now I am telling you..stay away from my son.

Why did you do it, Maksood?

Because I want to make money, not become a champion like you.

What will you get when you win?

A trophy..some money?

Your picture in the newspaper?

And what about me?

How can you forget that I am the reason you're playing.

Otherwise Kishen Lal and you had lost all hopes.

I went to Danger bhai to ask for help.

Mom, I was with your son..

..when he would get upset and shed tears, not her!

It was me with him..when he sold underwear in the hot sun, not her!

I stood with him..when the local kids would tease him!

Mom, not every poor man gets an opportunity to be rich.

Today we all have an opportunity to make some money!

Lead a good life.

What 'good' life?

Do you know the difference between a 'good' and an 'honest' life?

Come with me.

Come.

Look!

Brother Ali.

I've arranged a tournament in your name.

You must come.

Next Sunday.

You're going to be that.. What is it?

Chief Guest. - Chief Guest.

Do come brother Ali.

Did you hear?

Money can't buy everything in the world, Maksood.

You can buy comfort and luxuries with money.

But not love and respect.

Because Ali achieved something which none of them could imagine.

He's given them..a hope.

Ali!

You can never imagine what he did with me.

But where were you, uncle?

Where I shouldn't have been?

In jail. - Jail?

This man can do anything for his own benefit.

Anything.

He's tarnished my reputation, Ali.

I can't face anyone now.

He's a selfish person, Ali.

Selfish!

I knew you would make it big someday..

..but I never thought you would stoop this low.

Come, mother.

Yes!

Yeah baby!

Ali, listen to me.

This is the third day.

On the first day, you hit it in the bushes.

Second day, in the water.

Play safe today.

Hit on the left of the tree, on the fairway.

Understand?

Understood what I said.. - Well played, Ali.

Praising me?

Did someone write your lines for you, or did you make them up yourself?

Ali, I am a sportsman.

And I know how one sportsman should respect another sportsman.

So?

Let's have a drink tonight? - Drink?

Tomorrow's the final day. - Yes.

What if you mix something in my drink?

Why would I do that?

I was talking about myself?

See you..in the evening.

Big brother has bet a lot of money on Ali's loss.

You better explain to him tonight.

Otherwise my men..will explain to him very nicely.

I will explain to him.

A person that offers you alcohol..is a good guy.

But someone who gets you drunk..

I forgive you.

Look, whether you keep the championship or I do.

That doesn't make a difference.

But..our friendship will always remain intact.

We're friends from now.

Cheers.

Vikram.

You're my friend.

And I mean it.

Remember I said..

Whether you win the championship or I do.

That doesn't make a difference.

Didn't I say that? - You did.

Then I'll win the championship.

Look, brother. I've been the champion for the last five years.

And I want to win six times in a row and break my own record.

But..look, your fate is in your hands..

..and my fate is in my hands.

You're right, friend.

Then we'll know tomorrow, whose fate favors whom..

..and whose hand..

Hand! Hand!

Get the car!

Try to move your finger.

Okay, relax.

Aunt, his hand's severely injured.

He cannot play tomorrow.

No, he will play.

It's difficult.

Of course he'll play.

It wasn't easy for my son to come this far.

If he can't play tomorrow..

..then this will be your loss, God, and not just Ali's.

He will play.

"Some try to find God..in mosques."

"Some try to find God..in temples."

"The One whose name this world is chanting.."

"Dwells..right here in my heart."

"Bless me with your grace, O benevolent one."

"Bless me with your grace, O benevolent one!"

"O benevolent one! O benevolent one!"

"O benevolent one! O benevolent one!"

"I request You..with my open arms."

"Bless me with your grace, O benevolent one!"

"Bless me with your grace, O benevolent one!"

"You're the tranquility that dwells in our heart."

"You're the one that blesses us with grace."

"I've come seeking Your refuge."

"Waiting for Your grace to shower on me."

"O benevolent one.."

"O destroyer of evil.."

"You're the benefactor of this world."

"I am the pauper, and you're the abundant one."

"It's You."

"It's You. It's You. It's You."

"Bless me with your grace, O benevolent one!"

"Bless me with your grace, O benevolent one!"

"Bless me with your grace, O benevolent one!"

"You're the lawful one, the righteous one."

"You're the heart that beats."

"Whether it's a tranquil heart, or a troubled one."

"You're the relief to every pain."

"My aching heart calls out to You."

"You're my friend, my companion."

"Lord.."

"You're the vast blue sky I am walking beneath."

"Bless me with your grace, O benevolent one!"

"Bless me with your grace, O benevolent one!"

"Bless me with your grace, O benevolent one!"

"Bless me with your grace, O benevolent one!"

This is the final call for Ali.

If he doesn't get to the court in 10 minutes..

..then he'll be disqualified from the tournament.

And the countdown to my victory begins.

Congratulations on your victory!

You can break someone's hand, but not shake hands with me.

Meaning?

Even I wanted to do what you did.

You want to win this tournament..

..and I want Ali to lose.

Maksood didn't help me out.

But your motive came in handy for us.

Wait a minute.

Doesn't matter if people wish ill for you.

Depends on what God has in store for you.

Your desires can't be bigger than God's will.

And you..

..you can break Ali's hand..but not his courage.

Maksood, you're the caddy today.

You have learnt enough.

Go win this.

Go.

What's happening here?

Ali..break your enemy's will!

Play.

Big Brother has made a grand entry.

Big Brother's got style. - True.

No..he's got piles.

What are you saying?

Brother cannot sit down.

I don't know.

What is he doing here?

Brother..

Did anyone see it?

What's going on?

Are you dusting it off or hitting me?

All my parts are shaken up, the rest is all first class.

Big brother, you here? No calls or messages?

Earthquake, Tsunami and Big Brother, all come without warnings.

What are you doing?

This was not a joke..runt.

It's the final game today, I thought I'll see it myself.

You did the right thing, brother.

Big Brother always does the right thing.

But I hope Ali isn't doing well today?

Brother, start making some space in your storehouse in Dubai..

..to keep the money.

I doubt he can even play today, winning is out of the question.

Fakru, tell him. - Yes, boss.

Ali's doomed. - What?

Exactly.

What happened?

I was clapping because it was a bad shot.

Why are you confusing me if it was a bad shot..

Not you, brother. For him.

Phone.

What? - No, no..you think I'll do that to you.

Yes.

Yes, man.

Get lost. - Yeah..

Do it. Do it. Do it.

What's going on?

There..there.. - I see.

That's enough, brother.

Why you.. - Don't be scared, brother.

You see..they start playing whenever Ali plays.

But he's been stuck on this shot for the last 3 days.

He's bound to lose.

That's why I've increased the bet amount to 20,000 dirhams.

Do you know how much 2 million dirhams are? - Yes, brother.

2 million x 19.75 = 30.95 Indian Rupees.

The rate of Dollar is 62 rupees per dollar.

Means 2 million dirham is equal to 6,07,096 dollars.

In euro it's..

Who's the antique calculator?

Boss, he's..

Boss, he's the other Ali.

We've bet on him.

Danger, you know I don't like losses in business.

We don't either.

Hey midget, what did you say? - Nothing.

Ali's loss is our victory.

Understood.

Will Ali lose if you say so?

Aunty, she's big brother. Show some respect.

Big brother?

But his actions are really cheap.

Aunty.

Listen to me carefully.

Aunty.

My son won't lose.

Aunty.

He will win. - Aunty.

Whether you're big brother or small Bheem! - Aunty.

You might have cars. - Aunty.

Bungalows. - Aunty.

Money in the bank. - Aunty.

But he's got.. - Aunty.

A mother. - Hail..aunty!

Ali, you should play it safe like Vikram.

What are you doing?

What are you going to do, Ali?

Hit a six..taking the name of Ali.

Get out of here.

You all..

Hole..?

Albatross. - What?

Sc*** - Who?

You.

Ali!

Ali!

Ali..you really are a marvel.

Freaky Ali.

"O Lord..your follower.."

"Like a bird soaring in the sky."

"Spreading its wing in the open sky.."

"..thriving on Your grace."

"O Lord..your follower.."

"Like a bird soaring in the sky."

"Spreading its wing in the open sky.."

"..thriving on Your grace."

"A pigeon sitting on a tomb.."

"..been saying Allah-Allah."

"A bird..A bird.."

"A bird soaring in the sky."

"A bird..A bird.."

Congratulations!

I just realized that a mother's prayer and a friend's love..

..can make even God helpless.

We're just his slaves.

Aunty..

Forgive.

Ali, the determination with which your mother said that you will win..

..even I was assured that you will win.

So I bet all my money on your victory.

From today..we shut down all illegal businesses.

The rest is all first class.

I remember everything.

I remember everything now.

My money, my property..I remember where they all are.

What a smart old man?

You remembered after we quit this business! - Yes, son.

I remember everything.

Uncle.. - Yeah.

What would be the worth of your entire property?

Lot..lot.. - Really?

30..50..60..

Around 3 lakhs to 4 lkhcs.

Rascal, I spent more on his almonds and walnuts.

Boss, golden goose. - What?

Fakru, you rascal.

Wait.

You're looking tantalizing. - What?

Tantalizing!

You need a whack, seriously.

It means nice, really.

Nice..nice.