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[Music]

So, are you excited to meet my stepmom?

I'm honestly really nervous. Do you really think she'll like me?

No, she's the coolest mom in the world, dude. You don't have anything to worry about.

Really?

Yeah, I mean, she let my mom let's me do like anything I want.

Anything?

Yeah, pretty much.

That's crazy.

Maybe you should talk to your mom about it.

Anything?

Yeah, I mean, they're pretty open-minded.

Oh my gosh, she's on. Hi.

Hey, mom.

Hello. Delilah.

Nice to meet you, Delilah.

I've heard so much about you.

Really?

Yeah.

All good things, I hope.

Yes, yes, absolutely.

And the name, Delilah. It's so pretty.

Where do your parents get that?

Honestly, I don't know. It's probably from like the Bible or something.

Oh, so your family's church-going. I like that very much.

What about you?

We haven't went in a while though.

Well, no. That's true. We do have the good book in the house.

Somewhere around here.

Yeah. So do you go to college, Delilah?

Actually, yeah. I'm studying with a few things right now.

Oh nice. What are you majoring in?

Psychology.

Oh, that's lovely.

Honestly, I would love to be a forensic psychologist someday, but I kind of focus on homework more.

Wow.

Yeah, she's a go-getter.

Yeah, she's a smart girl.

Oh, I love that.

Tyler's dad actually studied psychology, but he usually only uses it to manipulate me.

But that's another story.

He doesn't quite get it.

No, no, he doesn't get it.

But Tyler, he is such a help around this house.

I try to be, mom.

Yeah, we're so lucky to have you here, Tyler.

He's a great guy.

He is.

So how did you guys meet?

Well, did you know?

Do you want to tell her? I mean, go for it.

You could tell me the truth.

I mean, we kind of met on a dating app. It's silly.

Aww. But it works for us.

Yeah!

I mean, I think that's pretty much how most people meet these days.

It's the best way, you know, how everything is now.

Exactly. Yeah.

So how long have you guys been together?

Like a week.

Yeah, not that long.

Oh, fresh, young love. There's nothing like it.

It's true. There's really not.

That's nice.

So how was your day, mom?

Oh, same old, same old.

My sucker, Che, was an hour late.

She said she was stuck on the 101, but you know what?

We all know the traffic on the 101.

Yeah, that's what's gonna get me started.

I know, right? If you say the traffic on the 101 got you late,

you just left your house late and we all know that.

I swear, one of these days, I'm gonna fire her.

She's irresponsible.

She is irresponsible.

But you know, we all got the job done.

I got my quarterly reports in. I've been working on those for like a month.

Yeah, so.

Those are tough.

Right?

Yeah, a lot of work.

Ugh.

Yeah.

So, and then the drive home was fine.

I'm just wondering what to cook for dinner.

Do you guys have any suggestions? Any preferences?

Steak, chicken?

What do you like, babe?

Risotto.

Eh, risotto?

Yeah.

We haven't made that in a while.

We haven't.

Risotto sounds amazing.

I love that your girlfriend loves risotto.

I know, it's like a match made in heaven, isn't it?

Oh yes, I'm a risotto expert, actually.

Mmm.

But I recently heard risotto is made with chicken stock.

And I've been a vegetarian my whole life.

Oh no.

Is it really?

Yeah, I had no idea.

All these times I've ordered it in restaurants.

That's crazy, I can imagine.

I know, I know.

Mmm, yeah I know, right?

So I could have eaten chicken all those times and not even know about it.

But now I know, now you know, right?

Was it good though, at least?

Always good.

Mmm.

Uh huh.

Are you guys going out tonight?

We were thinking about it.

Yeah?

As long as we don't get too tied up here.

Maybe we should go see the movies or something.

God, it's been forever since I've been to the movies.

Oh yeah?

Yeah, that's such a fun date, isn't it?

Yeah, we could do that for sure.

Yeah, it's super easy.

I know, right?

Mmm.

Mmm.

I just hope I have all the ingredients for a risotto.

I definitely don't mind going to the store if you need anything.

Oh, you're such a dear.

Yeah, I'm sure.

Hey mom, do you think we could start a movie or something?

Yeah, that's a good idea.

So we don't have to go out, you know?

Yeah, you know what?

I can make some popcorn, let me go get some remote.

Thanks mom.

Sure.

I love to watch a movie with you kids.

Mmm.

Do you have any ideas?

I feel like I've seen everything.

Yeah, I mean we have been in this house a lot, so stuck inside.

Crime?

I like to do crime.

That's fun.

That works for me.

Uh, do we want killer women?

Killer girlfriends? Oh my goodness.

Killer wives?

Killer wives?

I'm starting to see a pattern here.

Yeah, this is interesting.

Do they have unusual suspects?

Here, why don't you go ahead.

You are our guest.

So why don't you...

I'm cool with whatever though.

Oh, that's a good one.

I love this beginning.

This is fine.

This beginning.

Beginning credits.

I love what?

Mom?

Oh, you can talk.

You can talk to your cycle.

Look at her crazy eyes.

You could always tell from the eyes, that girl's got crazy eyes.

I don't have crazy eyes, do I?

No, you have beautiful eyes.

You have beautiful eyes.

Well, thank you.

Tyler, your girlfriend, she's a keeper.

I know, I could tell from the start.

Oh, well the boyfriend kind of seems like an asshole.

Maybe he ends up deserving it in the end.

Maybe.

I feel like they always do.

Smart man.

Who he really is.

He was pretty age-old in school.

You didn't tell me that.

Yeah, he's a straight age student.

Oh, I don't like to brag or anything, but I've done pretty good recently.

He's practically always studying.

Yeah.

What is that with you?

I guess he just cares.

Books can't keep me away from Delilah.

I can see why.

She's a very cool girl.

Oh, you too.

From everything Tyler told me, I knew I was going to like you.

Oh my goodness.

I think I've seen this one before.

She doesn't actually get away with it, right?

Yeah, there's a twist in the ending, but I'm not going to let it go if she hasn't seen this one yet.

Oh, wait, I have, but he hasn't.

Oh, really?

I'm the only one who hasn't seen it.

Oh, then you don't tell them, what else?

God no.

I'm going to see if you can guess it.

What?

I got a pretty good idea in mind right now.

Well, what can I tell you?

Let it be a surprise.

Yeah, it's better that way.

Yeah.

I've seen all these shows, but I can watch them a million times.

I feel like watching them, like, letting them go in the background and getting other things done.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

I feel like there should be a side with the risotto, like, green beans.

No.

Something healthy, though.

We like to eat healthy in this house, right Tyler?

We try to.

I mean, I can make a little side salad.

Oh, you can make salad?

I love salad.

Yeah, me too.

See, she could do everything.

Wow.

Hmm.

And you're not old enough to drink alcohol yet, are you?

No.

Okay, well then.

We'll have sparkling apple juice with dinner.

Mm-hmm.

That sounds great.

Yeah.

Well, what about just, like, cooking wine or something?

Can you cook with that and then?

Hmm, maybe.

We'll see.

Don't push it.

I am a cool mom.

Yeah.

This is, like, a good bonding experience for the three of us also.

Yeah, it is.

Just watching some TV.

Yeah, I like just chilling watching TV with you kids.

Nice.

Especially after the day I've had at the office.

Long day.

Oh, like I said, just boring.

I hate to hear that.

You're such a cool mom.

You deserve to have better days.

Aww.

Thank you, hi.

You can hang out with us anytime.

Aww.

Well, I'm sure you guys like your privacy too.

We'll have you now and then, but it's not really a big deal to us.

Okay.

You can go to sleep.

Aww.

Aww.

Oh, yeah.

This salad is gonna be great.

We have so many vegetables to choose from too.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Did you see my garden, Elphie?

Oh my god, you have a garden?

Mm-hmm.

That's amazing.

Tomatoes.

Cucumbers.

Hmm.

Kale.

Kale.

Mm-hmm.

Bellies.

Mm.

Salad.

Salad.

Salad.

Oh.

You said tomatoes, right?

Uh-huh.

Tomatoes.

Three different kinds.

You know, I don't like tomatoes.

But I like tomatoes.

What?

No, he loves them.

We'll put them on the side.

You're our guest.

I'll just add them in.

Yeah.

She's our guest.

Yeah.

She doesn't want tomatoes?

Whatever she likes.

No tomatoes.

Aww.

Yeah.

Oh.

Uh-huh.

Oh, hang on, guys.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

All right.

I'm going to go make sure we have all the ingredients, see if we need to make a grocery runner.

Well, let's just get it ready and see what we have.

Okay.

Yeah, we'll work with whatever ingredients we have.

Easy, nice.

Yeah.

We've got a fridge full of them.

I don't really want to go out anywhere.

Yeah.

So.

This is a really nice kitchen.

Oh, thank you.

We just remodeled it a few years ago.

Was it really that long ago?

Yeah, it was.

Wasn't it?

Yeah, I think so.

Remember those contractors took forever and we did not have a kitchen to use for like

two months.

That sounds terrible.

Oh yeah.

It was terrible.

All we did was.

You know.

We got delivery food every night.

Every fucking night.

It was good though.

It was worth it.

Oh yeah, I think so.

Yeah.

I mean, the delivery food was a fortune and so was the.

Thank you.

I'll put it away.

Thank you.

Here.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah, this one would just go in anyways.

Girlfriend is so sweet.

Yeah, I was actually going to ask you if you could please wipe this down.

We're going to eat right here, I think.

Yeah, I totally don't mind.

Cool.

So lucky we have all of the ingredients.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh good.

You work tomorrow, Mo?

I do.

I do.

Actually I have another three days till I have a day off.

That's not fun.

I know.

It's super normal.

But the boss called him sick, so.

So you gotta be there?

Yeah.

I don't know if he's lying or not, but I guess it doesn't matter.

He's the boss.

Let's see what he wants.

Oh, thank you so much for cooking this.

So nice of you.

Yeah.

I wonder if we're going to need knives.

How does this one come off?

It's a new one, right?

Yeah.

I've never seen you in this before.

Just like that.

I mean, it's just the risotto, right?

Yeah, you don't need a knife for that.

You don't need a knife for a salad.

We might need spoons though.

Awesome.

Awesome.

I think you got an extra fork out.

Oh, I did.

I did, I did.

Does this recipe need milk?

No milk.

We do need some heavy cream though.

You're not allergic to dairy, are you?

No, I love it.

Oh, perfect.

Perfect.

Nice.

[makes milk noises]

We might just add milk anyway, I think.

Yeah, I know how much you love milk.

It would actually...

Yeah, it would actually lighten up the risotto a bit.

Yeah, nothing too crazy.

It's just us three, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

That would be delicious too.

Oh, do you like mushrooms?

I actually hate them.

Okay, then I'm not putting them in the risotto.

I feel bad though.

I think there's a lot of different mushrooms.

I feel like I shouldn't be so picky.

Yeah, well, you know what?

You like what you like.

I'm very picky with food myself.

So, you know, and I always have been.

Yeah?

Yeah, so it's okay.

No allergies or anything, just, you know, I like what I like.

Do you need me to check on anything?

Um, yeah, can you see if that one's close to being boiled?

It shouldn't boil, just needs to be hot.

Is it boiling?

No, it's not boiling, but it is still hot.

Oh, great.

Perfect, perfect.

Yeah, that's going to need a few minutes.

Okay.

Yeah, I was looking for my spoon.

Tyler, you did do the dishes last night, right?

Um...

Oh, see?

Well, I put them in the dishwasher.

Oh, did you start the dishwasher?

I don't know.

I don't know how to start it.

Oh, time to hurry.

It's fine.

At least you grilled it.

Dirty.

Dirty?

Tyler!

I'm sorry.

It's probably my fault.

I was keeping them up so long when texting.

Oh, really?

I watched this one for you myself, though.

Oh, you're such a sweetheart.

Is it like a big one or?

Yeah, it's the wooden one.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Let's see.

Yeah, so I don't scrape the pan.

Yeah, there it is.

You know what?

Maybe you have to wake up an hour earlier tomorrow.

Oh, no.

I might be waking you kids up super early.

I'm sorry if you hear me in the shower.

Well, it shouldn't be too bad.

I usually get up early for class anyways.

It won't be too bad.

Oh, really?

Okay, okay, good.

Good.

Yeah.

I always try to tiptoe around this house, but...

Spices.

Oh.

Need any?

Yeah, Delilah, if you could look for the cilantro, the pepper and the salt.

They're all in the same spot.

Actually, wait, I think the cilantro's in here.

Just look for the salt and pepper.

[Floorboards rustling]

Ooh, fresh cilantro!

Ah, sure.

[Floorboards rustling]

Is that all the pepper we have?

Yeah, it is.

Oh, I see.

Yeah.

I got the two grocery left, though.

Yeah, that's okay. I just don't put pepper in mine.

You kids can have it all.

Oh, sure. This is funny.

Yeah, let's just mix it together. I mean...

Oh, okay.

Yeah, and cilantro I still couldn't find. Is that maybe somewhere else?

Should I get it from the garden?

Actually, it's in the fridge.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

You want to come back and grab it?

Sure.

Oh, good.

Let's go. I'll just get that cilantro.

Oh, thank you, Delilah.

Yeah, of course. I love cooking.

So, Tyler, why don't you actually do the dishes, because you didn't finish them last night,

and you really need some stuff in there.

It won't be that bad.

Oh, that smells so good.

Tyler, try this.

Is it good? Yeah? Yeah, that is pretty good.

Oh, I thought so.

It smells good.

Would you like a taste, Delilah?

Mmm!

Mmm, that's amazing.

Oh, thank you.

Mmm. Thank you, thank you.

It's kind of my least favorite chore.

Well, Tyler, you do get wrecked on board for free.

Well, yeah. That's fun.

Nobody likes chores, I understand, honey.

But you know the deal. As long as you get good grades...

I know, I know.

...you can stay here.

I've been trying. I've been doing good.

You've been doing great. Absolutely great.

We've been studying a lot.

Thanks for making me study, buddy.

Yeah. She sings pretty amazing, Tyler. You did good.

Is there a towel? Can you get me that towel? Mom.

Oh, sure. That one?

Yeah.

Good job, Tyler.

I do it every now and then, you know that.

I know, I know. Hand me that fork, actually. We're gonna need that. Yeah.

Delilah, can you help me with these?

Yeah, of course.

Tyler, you shouldn't ask her. That's your chore.

I don't mind at all.

Okay. She's just such a sweetheart.

How's cooking coming along?

Faster than I thought, actually. It's coming along great.

Tyler, you were right about the milk, too.

Yeah, I see. I told you.

Yeah. Half milk, half cream.

Does milk ever hurt anything?

That's true. It's delicious.

I got to tell you guys that your food's salty, so I made it up.

I love salt.

Okay, good. I may have over-salted this just a bit, but...

No, no, excuse me. I feel the same way. I really do. I love this with salt.

Are you done with that bowl?

Yeah.

Perfect timing, Delilah. Thank you very much.

Is she surely as the best help?

She really is.

Guy.

I just feel right at home here.

Aww. It makes me feel so good. That's what I was going for when we remodeled this kitchen.

You want it to feel homey and comfy.

Oh yeah. Look at it. It's definitely doing the job.

Yeah. Place you could bring your friends, your new girlfriend to, all that.

Anybody that?

Yeah. That's what I wanted for this house. And you know, me and you, Tyler, we're the social ones.

Mmhmm. Love having people over.

Yeah. His dad, his dad is kind of a bore. He likes the house nice and quiet. Yeah.

So boring.

Yeah. I think you guys are with it. We hang out together.

We have each other. So it's not, you know.

Exactly.

Well, I'll break it quiet any time.

You are allowed over for dinner any time.

Oh, really? You're too sweet.

Tomorrow too?

Yeah. Well, I just figured she was spending the night.

Well, yeah.

Would anybody want any coffee?

Mmhmm. What time is it?

Seven.

Yeah. Maybe coffee for dessert?

Yeah. Yeah. After dinner? Thank you.

Go back to watching some TV.

Yeah, we can hang out. Have a nice day.

Alright, well, I think we're almost done there. The risotto's gonna be ready in like one more minute.

Delilah, do you mind getting me the plates over there? It's all we need. Yeah, right there.

Not at all. Thank you so much.

Tyler, get your T-shirt off the table after Delilah cleaned it. Oh, thank you so much.

Yeah. I got it.

I will sit right here.

I'll lift off this area. Oh, thank you so much. I just picked these for my garden today. Really? Yes. They're so fragrant, aren't they?

They really are. Yeah, right?

Honestly, the color of them is great. I know. You're talented. You have a green thumb, don't you? I really do. I really enjoy gardening.

That's amazing. Yeah. You'll have to teach me. I could. I really could. I actually make my own soil and everything. Oh, yeah. That's crazy. That has to be so much work. Yeah. I didn't know you do that. I do.

Alright. I think the risotto's just about done. Yeah. Let me check. One second. Okay. Just gotta do one thing real quick before you eat. Okay.

[panting]

You're totally right. It's ready. Alright. I think we're all set. Yeah. Let's have some dinner, you guys. Alright. It's all ready. Do you want me to put it in a bowl? Nope. Have a seat. Okay. Thank you.

[sounds of eating]

So excited. It smells great. Yes, it sure does. You know what, you guys, if you don't mind, I just came down with a headache. It's not a big deal. I get these often. Okay. I'm just gonna go lay down. You guys, enjoy your dinner. You don't want any or? Um, no. It's fine. It's fine. I had a late lunch.

Okay. Come in. You feeling better, your mom? Oh, hi you guys. Oh, you know, I just, I get these headaches from now on. Then it's okay. Well, we just brought a little bit of tea. Oh, my gosh. That's so sweet of you. Open your mouth a little bit. Oh, thank you. Yeah, I'm sure it will.

(lips smacking)

(kiss smacking)

- Ooh, you made my favorite.

- I know.

- Tyler, you're such a good son.

- I smell bad.

(gagging)

- Ooh, and then I almost feel it.

So Delilah, since you're dating my son now,

why don't you come sit down next to me.

Let's have a little chat.

- Yeah.

- A little mother to girlfriend chat.

- Sounds great.

- Yeah.

So, do your parents know that you're involved

in this relationship?

- I mean, I told them there's this new guy I'm seeing,

but we're not super close.

Not like you guys.

- Oh, so you guys aren't that close.

- No, honestly, we've never really had the best relationship.

No bad blood or anything, just not the same type of thing

that you guys have going on.

- I understand.

Actually, that's how it kind of was with my parents.

And I think that's why I'm like such a protective mother

since Tyler and his father moved in,

'cause yeah, I know what that's like.

- Well, you're really good for them.

I can tell.

- Oh, thank you.

- I mean, he only has nice things to say.

And guys his age normally hate their moms.

- Right.

- So you're doing something right.

- Who could hate their mom?

- Aw.

- And that's why I'm dating you.

(laughing)

- Well, you know what they say.

Boys that are raised by their moms, they are-

- They know how to treat a lady at least.

- Exactly. - Yeah, they do say that.

- Yeah, it's true, it's true.

Your father was raised by his father and had all brothers.

And see how he turned up.

- So we don't have to talk much about him?

- Yeah, yeah.

- No need.

- He's on a business trip right now.

And we don't mind that much, do we?

- No.

- You should be on a business trip all the time.

- Right.

(laughing)

Somebody's gotta pay for this house.

- Thank you.

- Very cute pajamas by the way.

- Yeah, you like them?

- Yeah.

I find myself always buying new pajamas and then throwing them

in the back of the closet and forgetting I have them.

- Me too, but these are brand new so I had to wear them.

- Oh, they're very cute.

They're very Valentine's-y.

- I love Valentine's.

- I know, Tyler, it's coming up.

- I know.

- Did you get your girlfriend anything yet?

(laughing)

- Well, I don't want to give it all away right now.

(laughing)

- I bet you he's got something planned.

- Stop.

- Maybe just one thing.

- Aw, that's very sweet.

- Are you happy with his dad, everything?

- Oh yeah, I mean, it's a newer marriage.

I only moved in five years ago.

- Oh wow, so-

- Yeah.

- Pretty fresh.

- Yeah, marriages just, you know, they have their ups and downs.

You know, some things you only learn about people after you live in with them.

- It's very true.

- Yeah.

I mean, he's a good guy though, and he takes really good care of me with his big house and the pool and the fancy dinners, you know.

- Wow.

- Yeah.

- That's pretty cool.

- Yeah, you should definitely come over and use our pool sometime.

- Really?

- Yes, it needs to be used for-

- Yeah, we don't even use it really.

- I know.

I mean, is it tough with him being gone so much?

I couldn't imagine.

- Oh girl, no, I love my freedom.

I have my daily calates class and gosh, you know, I have so much time to spend with my girlfriends and I work a lot too.

- Yeah?

- Yeah, so it's just nice to have, you know, the peace and quiet when I go home and totally hang out a lot.

- Yeah, we do.

- Yeah.

So-

- He's pretty good company.

- Yeah.

So I don't get lonely much really.

- Well good.

- Yeah.

I just, you know, relationships ebb and flow.

- Very true.

- Yeah.

- I mean, can't be on Honeymoon's stage forever.

- Exactly.

- But don't get me wrong, he's a good man.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- That's what's important.

- You will meet him eventually.

- Yeah.

I'll just have to catch him when he's not working.

- Right.

- I'll be honest, I haven't tried too hard.

- Is that tea helping you at all?

- Oh yes.

Thank you for reminding me.

- Yeah.

How's your head doing?

- Much better now actually.

- Wow good.

- Yeah.

You guys have just such good energy.

I think that really, you know, helps me too.

- I definitely know what you mean.

I mean, I have honestly had like the worst week ever, but.

- Oh really?

- Tyler's really made it so much better and meeting you.

And it's just really turned around.

- Well, that's good.

Well today's Monday.

So it's the start of a brand new week.

Clean slate.

So forget about that bad week you had.

You have a clean slate, brand new week now.

It's going to be great.

- I'm excited.

- Yeah.

- I mean, I'm clearly in much better hands.

(laughter)

- I would think so.

- So how many classes do you have tomorrow?

- Tomorrow is actually my easy day.

I only have four and I try to do them all in the morning

so that I have my evenings and afternoons free all the time.

- Oh, you're a morning person.

- Yeah, but mornings, they're not really my thing.

I just, I hate having to do stuff later in the day

and waiting around for it.

- Mm hmm.

- Yeah.

- Plus now I have a lot more time in the evenings for Tyler.

- Yeah.

- All the fun stuff.

- That works out lovely.

I know at your age, it's really hard

to make everything you have to do fit.

And then one day I remember when I was in college, she was.

Every day was just go, go, go, go.

Yeah, you guys are so busy.

- Honestly and I'm taking even extra classes

to try and finish up faster.

So you're so good at juggling work and family and fun.

- I'm glad.

- Taking care of yourself, so.

- I know.

- Yeah, I just, I guess I kinda need your help

with figuring out how to balance it all better.

- I'll help you settle.

- Yeah?

- But I need a date book.

(laughter)

A date book.

- Oh.

I guess that is what I should work on.

I've started trying to keep a planner,

but I'm just so bad about updating it.

- Well, she's the person to ask, she's really organized.

- Oh, I'm so organized.

So you've never had a date planner before?

- Mm-mm, not really.

- Oh, I mean, it's a little old school,

'cause I know you kids like to use your phones these days.

But if you actually get a date book

and you can write things down, it's really change your life.

- So writing things down helps you remember?

- I think yes.

- Mm. - Okay.

- That might be what's missing, 'cause I feel like everything

just goes in one ear and out the other lately.

- I mean, you can class it off and you're done.

- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm, it feels so good.

- Mm-hmm.

(sucking)

- I also love colored pencils, it's fun.

- Oh yeah.

Color coding just seems like a lot to get into,

but I know once I get into the routine of it all.

- Mm.

- It'll be really helpful.

- Yeah, yeah.

I actually have-- - Well, I'll help you with it too.

- Yeah, Tyler can help you too.

I've taught him my organizational skills.

- Yeah. - Aw, thanks babe.

- Quite a few things actually.

(laughing)

- Mm, yeah.

- Oh yeah?

- He's very helpful.

- Mm-hmm.

(laughing)

- Yeah, I actually learned it all from one of my friends,

she's a Virgo, so you know, she's super organized.

- Great. - Mm.

- So much.

- I love Virgos.

- Yeah, I mean, she comes over to my house

and just starts cleaning without even asking.

- Oh my God. - Yeah, she walks in the door,

like, what do you mean you just have to go now?

(laughing)

- Well, I guess I need one of your best friends.

- Yeah, you need a Virgo.

- Mm-hmm, Virgo, gosh. - Yeah, Virgo.

- I'm an Aquarius, so I feel like I can get along

with pretty much everyone, but I think my moon's in Virgo.

- Oh, but like, I'm from Simonite.

- Really? - Yeah.

- Mm-hmm.

- Are you guys compatible, or?

(laughing)

- Yeah, actually, I love Geminis.

A lot of people think they're too much, but.

- They're a lot.

- I think you're just right amount.

- Oh, yeah, I mean, Geminis are only too much, if,

for boring people, I'd say, if you can't handle us.

- Mm-hmm. - Ha ha ha.

And she knows about astrology, and I like this girl.

- What doesn't she know?

(laughing)

- I don't know.

- Well, does she know how to suck a dick?

- Yes, that she definitely knows how.

- Let's see.

- Ooh.

- She's good at that, too.

- Oh, wow.

She's so hot.

- I know, I won the lottery.

- Oh, yeah, oh, look at that.

Oh, you better treat this girl well.

(laughing)

- I sure.

(moaning)

(laughing)

(laughs)

(moans)

(moans)

(moans)

(moans)

(moans)

(moans)

(moans)

(moans)

(moans)

(moans)

(moans)

(moans)

(moans)

(moans)

(moans)

(moans)

(moans)

(moans)

Yeah, let's see.

Do you like to eat pussies too?

Yeah, actually I do.

Would you like to eat my pussy?

So very much.

Oh my goodness.

Can you get that cock in there?

(moans)

(moans)

Oh well.

Oh well.

Oh yeah, you really do know how to like pussies.

Oh yes.

Oh, your girlfriend looks so pretty getting stuck.

Yeah.

Those big beautiful eyes.

(moans)

Oh yeah.

(moans)

Oh yeah.

(moans)

Oh shit.

(moans)

(moans)

Oh yeah.

Fuck.

Oh yeah.

Fuck a good child.

[PANTING]

Oh, my god.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, your tongue feels so cool.

Yes.

[PANTING]

Oh, stop.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

[PANTING]

Oh, my god.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[PANTING]

You're pretty hair.

[PANTING]

Oh.

[PANTING]

Right back.

Yes, yes.

[PANTING]

Oh, so-- yeah, there.

[PANTING]

Oh.

[PANTING]

Yes.

Just fuck your girlfriend's head.

Let's not that pussy fuck it.

Pussy.

[PANTING]

Oh, my god.

[PANTING]

She doing a good job?

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

[PANTING]

Oh, my god.

[PANTING]

Shit.

Yes.

[PANTING]

Oh, my god.

[PANTING]

[GROANING]

Oh, my god.

[PANTING]

Try my hand.

She doing good?

You want to come fuck my pussy now?

You're amazing.

How do you want me?

Oh.

[PANTING]

Oh, my god.

Yeah.

Whoop.

Not in my butt today.

[LAUGHTER]

Why don't I return the favor?

Why don't you sit on my face?

And taste your pussy.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh.

It's a little fair.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, god.

Perfect.

[GROANING]

[GROANING]

[GROANING]

[GROANING]

[GROANING]

[INAUDIBLE]

My mom's really fucking in bed.

I told you.

[GROANING]

Oh, my pussy's delicious.

[GROANING]

[GROANING]

How's that feel?

So fucking great.

All the dick is stuck.

[GROANING]

, no.

No, no, no.

[GROANING]

♪ M functionery ♪

[all frustrated sounds]

[lovely Linux noises continue]

[gloomy moaning]

[darling yaying]

[moaning]

[moaning]

Oh

Oh

, oh

, oh

Oh

[Groaning]

[Gasping]

[Panting]

[Panting]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Panting]

[Groaning]

[Panting]

[Groaning]

Does it feel good?

It's so good.

[Groaning]

If I knew this was going to make you feel better, I would just start her at this.

[Groaning]

Yes, my headache is gone. Thank you both of you.

[Groaning]

No more headache.

Hopefully, we can make you feel much better than just okay.

I feel fucking great.

You sound like it.

[Laughing]

[Groaning]

You think you're going to make it, don't you?

I think so.

- Wait, try.

- We're gonna come.

We're gonna come.

(inaudible singing)

- Like the answering machine machine at home?

- Oh god oh god!

( Juddia sobbing)

- Oh my god.

( 무� Rogueition quietly crying)

- Oh my god!

( MarvelousAB們 laеловie)

(Choji sobbing)

( Juddia sobbing)

(Choji sobbing)

- You want to turn baby?

- Oh, mmhmm.

- Yeah, spoil her pussy.

- Oh, I just made it nice and wet for you.

(juddia laughing)

- Yeah. - You sure you did.

- (laughing) I sure did.

(juddia laughing)

Oh, yeah.

Watch this. (juddia laughing)

(juddia laughing)

You guys are hot. (juddia laughing)

(juddia laughing)

Look at that cock in that pussy.

- I love that you guys are hot. (juddia laughing)

- Does that dick feel good? - Yeah.

- Oh, it looks like it feels good.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

(juddia laughing)

- Your girlfriend has an amazing pussy.

- I know. - Yeah.

- That's what I like in a house.

(juddia laughing)

- Yes, yes.

Look at these perky little titties.

(juddia laughing)

- You're so fun to play with. - They're so nice.

- They want to talk. (juddia laughing)

(juddia laughing)

- Yeah. - Oh, fuck.

- Oh, this is good. (juddia laughing)

(juddia laughing)

- Let me taste that cock just for a second.

(juddia laughing)

- Put it right back in, baby.

- What are you helping us? - Yeah.

Just like that. (juddia laughing)

Oh, I spit all over it, look at that.

- Oh, fuck. - Oh, yeah.

That's fucking hot. (juddia laughing)

- Oh, my God. (juddia laughing)

(juddia laughing)

Oh, my God. (juddia laughing)

- Yeah, fuck her till she cucks, Tyler.

He made me cum so good, both of you. (juddia laughing)

Good cock, huh? (juddia laughing)

You guys are such a good match. (juddia laughing)

Yes, you are. (juddia laughing)

- Oh, my God. - Take that cock.

Take that cock. (juddia laughing)

Look at that. (juddia laughing)

Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh. (juddia laughing)

- Oh, God. - Oh, fuck, look at that.

(juddia laughing)

Oh, fuck, damn. (juddia laughing)

- Yes.

Yeah.

I just like to watch your little pussy get puffy.

So hot.

(kissing)

So hot!

(kissing)

Oh, fuck.

(kissing)

- Do you want me to check your mouth?

- Yeah.

How do you want me?

Like this.

- I want you right on top.

- What?

Yeah.

- I don't get adventurous sex like this

from your father too often, that's for sure.

- That's real fun.

- I know, I know.

I know I deserve this.

(kissing)

(kissing)

- Oh fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh look at that cock in my crystal.

Yeah.

Oh, that was good.

(kissing)

(kissing)

Yes.

Oh my goodness.

- Oh my gosh.

Look at that grip.

- Yes.

Squeezing that dick so tight in my little pussy.

Yeah.

Joking that cock up in my pussy.

Yes.

You can feel that Tyler.

Yeah.

(kissing)

(kissing)

Oh my God.

He can fuck for hours.

(laughing)

Yes.

Oh my God.

It's so good.

It's fun.

What if we go back and forth?

What if Tyler fucks both of us?

- I can't.

- Tyler?

- I can't.

- Yeah?

Do you wanna fuck both of us?

- I don't think so.

(kissing)

Come here Tyler.

Let's lay flat and squeeze our legs together.

- Yeah.

- It makes it so tight.

Ooh, look at that.

Oh wow.

(kissing)

Oh yeah.

Uh huh, take that dick.

Oh fuck.

- Oh my God.

- I can't stop watching.

(laughing)

- Oh my God.

- Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

- Oh yeah, fuck her pussy Tyler.

- Oh fuck.

- Fuck her pussy.

Oh.

(kissing)

Yes, yes.

Oh fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

- Uh huh.

- Oh fuck.

Oh my God.

- Come over that dick.

- Oh fuck.

- Yes, come over that dick.

Come over that dick.

- Fuck, fuck.

- Come over, let's come over.

- Yes, yes.

- Oh my God.

- Good girl, good girl, good girl.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Uh huh.

Oh fuck.

Oh my God.

- Damn, that was hot.

Oh yeah.

Good girl.

That was hot.

- I can't wait to see you make you cum in this position.

- You might.

- Oh, I've already came twice today.

- Welcome to my world.

- Do you guys fuck like this all the time?

- Whenever we can.

- Oh my God.

- You can too.

- You guys want me to join you again?

- Why not?

- Yeah, of course.

- Oh my God.

- Wow, you have such an amazing ass.

- Oh, thank you.

- It's all that Pilates I do.

(laughing)

- Can I go with you?

- Yes, yes.

Oh yes.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Oh fuck.

- Yeah.

- Oh my God.

(heavy breathing)

- Oh, we gotta fuck her some more.

- Fuck yeah.

- I think your girl's gonna get my cum soon.

- Oh, well you made us cum so much.

You made us cum so much, it's almost there.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- I get you a big load in those balls for us too, don't you?

- I'm waiting just for you to.

- Oh my God, we're so lucky.

Fuck that pussy.

Fuck that pussy.

- Oh my God.

Oh my God, yes wait.

(baby cooing)

Oh yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh shit.

Oh God.

- I want your cum.

- Yeah, we want your cum.

Yeah.

(heavy breathing)

- You feeling better mom?

- Much better.

Good.

- Well, you have a good night?

- Yeah.

Yeah, for sure, let us get out of your hair.

- Sure.

(heavy breathing)

(sniffing)

(heavy breathing)

(sniffing)

(heavy breathing)

(dramatic music)

you