All language subtitles for Coyote Ugly (2000) [720p] [BluRay] [YTS.MX]_NON_HI

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Why don't you, like,
ever realize the truth, Vince?

I ate nine pies and a meatball hero
in one hour. That's a record.

It wasn't nine pies.
It was eight.

You left two slices of mushroom
on the last tray.

- Violet?
- You guys, it was six pies. No hero.

I had to call the paramedics to pump your stomach,
and it was three and a half years ago.

When are you guys gonna talk
about something else?

When someone comes through
that door and breaks the record,

then we'll stop talkin'
about the subject.

Enjoy your pie, guys.

- It's the last one I'll ever serve.
- Aren't you forgetting something?

Quit it, Pete.
I'm not doin' that.

It's a tradition.
Sign the card.

I got it, folks.
I got the first autograph.

- Hey, Violet. All right!
- Violet's on her way to the wall.

That's 20 years
of girls leaving town.

That Wallis jinxed.
I won't sit near that wall.

Let's hope you have better luck
than they did.

Ladies and gentlemen.

As you all know, my best friend,
Violet Sanford,

has decided--

has decided to leave
South Amboy tomorrow...

and travel the 42 miles
to New York City.

So-- Okay, come on.
Bring her up here, girls.

Come on, Violet.

Come on, Vi.
Come on, everyone.

Hey, Violet, come on.
Come up here.

- Come on, honey.
- You guys!

Now, I think it's only fair that tonight,
on her last night with us in Jersey,

she grace us with a little tune.

No way!

♪ At first, I was afraid,
I was petrified ♪

♪ Kept thinkin' I could never
live without you by my side♪

♪ Then I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong ♪

♪ And I grew strong
and I knew how to get along ♪

♪ No, not I ♪

♪ I will survive ♪

♪ Oh, as long as I know how to love,
I know I'll be alive ♪

♪ I got all my life to live
I got all my love to give ♪

♪ I'll survive,
I will survive ♪

Look at this!

Four people killed last night
in New York.

No reason at all.

Police have no leads.

- Tragic.
- Dad, what're you doin?

I guess four out of seven million
ain't so bad.

Headlines should read,
"Millions Survive Night in New York."

Dad, stop. I get the point.
Here. Eat your eggs.

They're not eggs. They're egg whites.
And I'd rather eat the carton.

You've already lost six pounds. You're staying
on this diet. No fast food. No sausage.

Oh, and I bought you some of those
Lean Cuisine meals, and I put 'em in the freezer.

- My mouth is watering already.
- And I lined your vitamins up on the counter.

- I don't take vitamins.
- You do now. Just take them.

Oh, and I put fresh batteries in the TV remote
and set the V.C.R. timer so--

Excuse me. Excuse me.
Am I missing something here?

I'm the parent. You're the child
running away to live by herself.

I should be tellin' you how to live.

Fine. How should I live?

Simple. Don't go.

I got that Irish Spring you like.
Oh. And Dad, whatever you do--

- Don't do the laundry.
- Don't do the laundry.

Just leave it by the dyer and I'll
do it when I come home every Sunday.

Ah, this is interesting.

They say the handrails on the subway system
could one day lead to an outbreak of plague.

Dad. Look.

You said I could be
whatever I wanna be.

I never said songwriter in New York City.
That's the exception.

You said anything,
and I believed you, so--

I'm not leavin' this house
without your support.

That's Gloria. What's it gonna be?

Violet, I saw how hard it was
for your mother when she didn't make it.

But if she was here,
she'd tell me to shut up,

wish you luck
and give you a big hug.

I'm not gonna give you a big hug,
and I'm not gonna wish you luck, but...

I am gonna shut up, sit here
with my coffee and pretend to be mad.

Is that okay?

This is the last of it.

- Honey, are you okay with that?
- Yeah, I got it.

I got it. Wait.

All right.
That's everything.

- Let's hit it.
- Good luck.

There, I said it.

Love you.

Put some pepper spray in your purse.
Even if you're not sure.

Just start spraying.

You know, you're not alone,
Mr. Sanford.

Hey, you know, me and you
should have dinner sometime.

I'm lockin' the doors.

♪ At first I was afraid,
I was petrified ♪

♪ Kept thinkin' I could never
live without you by my side ♪

♪ Oh, no, not I ♪

♪ I will survive ♪

♪ As long as I have love to give
I know I'll be alive ♪

♪ I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give ♪

♪ I will survive ♪

♪ I will survive ♪

All right.
This is it.

What do you think?

I had a feeling you were
gonna need this.

- What are you doing?
- What? It's just some emergency cash I saved up.

Honey, from the looks of this place,
I'd say this is our emergency.

Well, I'm not takin' it.

Fine, then.

I'm freezing your assets.

So, thanks
for everything.

I'll call ya.

What is this?

It's just that all our lives, you know, we
always had one thing in common, you and me.

What are you talking about?

It's like, you know we said
we wouldn't lose our virginity...

until we got married,
and that didn't happen.

And then we said we'd go to
college or junior college...

or dental hygienist school,
you know.

And that didn't happen.

We've never followed through
on a single thing, you know.

And I think that's
what makes us so special.

And this is why you're crying?

Well...

a long time ago you told me
that you were gonna move to New York.

But everyone thought you'd just stay in Jersey
and get married like me and Danny are gonna.

You know. And-- And look at you.

No matter what,
you really did it right,

and I'm so proud of you.

Enough! You hear me?

You be quiet!Enough in there!

♪ I don't like to be
alone in the night ♪

♪ And I don't like to
hear I'm wrong when I'm right ♪

♪ And I don't like to ♪

♪ Have the rain on my shoe ♪

Hi. I'm Violet Sanford.
I just recently moved to New York,

and I was wondering if you would give
my tape to one of your artists.

Violet, that is so cute.

Now, let me tell you about me. My name
is Wendy, and I first moved to New York...

when I was 21 to be a dancer,
but I broke my big toe.

And then I got knocked upby this actor
who dumped me to join the Peace Corps.

So for the last 16 years I been
raisin' my daughter all by myself.

And then two weeks ago
she tells me that she is a bisexual...

and that she hates me more than
any person on this planet.

Now, tell me how I can
help you, please,

because I am dying
to make your dreams come true.

You don't take the tape
unless it comes from an agent,

but I can't get an agent
until I get published?

If we were to listen to that tape,
that would give you grounds...

for a copyright
or plagiarism lawsuit.

It's just a little tape.
All I want is someone to sing my songs.

Welcome to the music business.

- Good evening. I.D., please.
- Hi. Uh, sure.

♪ Maybe ♪

♪ Find a way to make it
back someday ♪

- What can I get you?
- Let me ask you something.

I'm a songwriter. Is there someone
here I could talk to about my songs?

I've been a struggling
sax player for 12 years.

- What can I get you from the bar?
- Pepsi and some crackers.

Hey. How are you doing?

♪ Then I hope there's
someone out there ♪

Excuse me.
Who's that guy?

That would be Mr. O'Donnell.

Mr. O'Donnell.
He's the manager or something?

Yeah. He's the music manager.
He's in charge of finding bands and...

booking new talent.

♪ Run away with my heart ♪

♪ Run away with my hope ♪

Hey, where the hell
were you, O'Donnell?

I got 15 orders stacked up here
and nobody to run the grill.

Fifteen orders, Walt.
Is that all?

Gimme ten minutes,
I'll catch us up. Go on. Lie down.

Relax. You look tired.

We can talk about my raise later.

You think this is Australia?
There's no raise. I'm about to fire you.

Um, excuse me. Mr. O'Donnell?

- Yes.
- Mr. O'Donnell. My name is Violet Sanford.

I'm a songwriter.
I just wanted to give this to you.

I know it's not the most professional
way to submit a tape.

- But this is all pretty new to me.
- It's pretty new to me too.

I just figured as the manager of a club like
this, you must know every band on the East Coast.

The manager...
of this club.

Um--

- You guys go ahead. I'll catch up.
- Sure thing.

Mr. O'Donnell.

I don't usually do this, Violet.

Um, but I-- I have
a feeling about you.

So I'm gonna take your tape,
and I'm gonna see what I can do.

Thank you.

I can't believe
how easy this was.

Neither can I.

Uh, you wanna go for
some coffee or something?

O'Donnell, who do I look like?
Your goddamn maid?

That's Mr. O'Donnell,

but I'll let it slide
this time.

I told you to take your stuff
home and wash it.

You got cow grease
caked on the front.

Walt, I've warned you
about your attitude-- You're fired.

Oh, you better not
push me, kid.

I can find a hundred other little punks
like you, can burn a turkey burger.

Minimum wage punk.

Maybe we should start over. Uh...

I'm Kevin O'Donnell,

and I work the grill
here at the Fiji Mermaid Club.

I just made a complete
fool of myself.

I was gonna tell you.

I'm almost sure
I would have told you.

I just want you to know
I'm not following you home.

I'm just walking myself26
blocks in the wrong direction.

- I asked you to leave me alone.
- Did I mention how sorry I am?

I mean, not that it's all my fault.
You did throw yourself at me.

I didn't throw myself at you.

I was pretending to be sweet and
innocent so you'd give me a break.

- Can I ask you a question?
- What?

Is there a reason we just walked
in a circle? Are you lost?

I'm not lost.
Somebody just moved my street.

You-- You wanna play a game?

I bet I can guess
where you're from.

I'm about to get out
my pepper spray.

I reckon you're from a big city.

And there's no sign from here
of a belly button ring...

or a tongue piercing.

- I gotta go with Chicago.
- Okay.

I've never had anyone stare at my ass for
half an hour, so I'm gonna say good night.

And I'm hoping
you're gonna say it back.

Okay. I can take a hint.

I really do know a lot of people
in the music business.

You just don't give up,
do ya?

Well, it was the sweet and
innocent thing. It did me in.

Good night, Kevin.

Just for the record, I was only staring
at your ass for the first 15 minutes.

- William Morris.
- I don't mean to interrupt.

- I just want to leave this--
- I'll transfer.

- William Morris. Please hold.
- It's a demo. I'm a songwriter.

William Morris.
I'll be right with you.

I just want to leave this
for Whitney and Mariah.

- I'm sure they're personal friends of yours.
- Look.

I'm sure it sounds great in your shower,
but karaoke ended a half-hour ago.

So if you'd like to get your songs heard,
you're gonna have to take them...

to an open mic night
just like everyone else.

William Morris.

I'll transfer.
You're not getting validated.

♪ Caught in a mirror ♪

♪ Looking through sympathetic eyes ♪

- Can I help you?
- Um--

Yeah, hi. Uh, I'm sure all your spaces
are filled for tonight.

I just wanted to come down and check out
what this whole open mic thing was about.

I can squeeze you in in ten minutes.
A couple of my regulars, they called in sick.

So, uh, I've got
some spaces to fill.

I need you to sign your name
in here and get yourself ready.

Bathroom's around the corner
if you want to throw up.

Next up we have a young lady
named Violet Sanford.

So let's put our hands together for New Jersey's
own Violet Sanford! Come on up, Violet.

Good! There we go.
Yeah. Whoo!

Yea, Violet!

Oh, oops.

- I'm a little nervous.
- So are we, honey.

Don't tease me, honey!
Sing!

Come on, give her a break.

I'm sorry.

Hello?

You gotta cheer up. You look like
somebody ran over your dog.

Hey, um, how much
is a slice of pie?

Oh, uh,

we happen to have
the best French apple in town.

And, uh, it's on the house.

- Shut up.
- You just have to pay attention.

- Okay?
- Twenty.

- Twenty says it's Pretty Woman.
- I will raise you ten,

because it is Home Alone.

- Oh?
- You guys have to read the signs.

- I call with Saving Private Ryan.
- What?

Let's flip this over, and
Miss Jennifer from Austin...

says her favorite movie is--

No way. There's no way!
You already saw this one.

Oh, you are such a cheater.

Hello. A naked girl in army boots?
Easy play to call.

- Thank you.
- Those boots are kind of cute.

I have to get me some of those.

Wait, wait, wait. Oh, Romero.
You gotta turn that up, baby.
That is the jam.

- Turn it up! There you go, there you go.
- Oh, no.

- Girl, what are you doing?
- Remember this? Remember this?

Belly dancing.

- Do you know those girls?
- Oh, yeah. They're here every morning around this time.

- Winding down.
- Wait, wait.

- They have to, in their line of work.
- Are they hookers?

No.

Coyotes.

All right.

You guys? You guys wanna see
what Al gave me for my birthday?

- This.
- You let him brand you?

- Isn't it cute?
- She let them an brand her.

Hey, check it out, ladies.
We each made 300 bucks tonight.

- Mmm.
- You sure you wanna be goin' off to law school?

Hmm?

- Let's make a toast.
- Yeah.

To Zoe's last week as a Coyote.

- Oh.
- She's gonna be impossible to replace.

I just wanna tell you both
that I will never, ever forget you.

Who's up there?

- I'm lookin' for the owner.
- Hey, come on down. Bring a case with you.

What are you doin' here?

Uh, I'm gonna drop this case.
Where do you want me to put it?

That depends. What do ya want?

Well, I heard you might need
a new, uh--

That, uh, there might be
a job opening.

Put it right there.
Let me take a look at ya.

Let me guess.

Piedmont, North Dakota.

South Amboy, New Jersey.

Same thing.
You do any drugs?

Just coffee.
That's all I can afford right now.

- Let me see your arms.
- Are you kidding?

Do I look like I'm kidding?

Ooh, where'd you get
that scar on your wrist?

Pizza oven. It's a permanent
burn from pulling slices for four years.

That could be the saddest thing
I've ever heard.

- Um, what's next? You want a urine sample?
- Ha, ha.

I prefer blood.

Look, are you really the owner?
'Cause I've had a rough couple of days,

and so the last thing I need is some
waitress on a power trip wastin' my time.

You start Friday night. Be there at 11:00.
That's when we get busy.

- You're givin' me a job?
- I'm givin' you an audition.

Don't be late, Jersey girl.

I don't mean to press my luck, but would you
mind telling me why you're hiring me?

Because the average male...

is walking around with a toddler
inside of his pants.

A two-year old, right there
inside his Dockers.

Men have two-year-old children in their pants?
That's why you're hiring me?

You look like a kindergarten teacher.
The kids'll love it.

Sorry I asked.

I.D., please.

Oh. I'm supposed to
start work here tonight.

Go ahead. Hey, you picked
a good night to start.

It's a little slow right now,
but it should pick up.

Okay.

♪ Love is like a bomb
Baby, come on get it on♪

♪ Livin' like a lover with a radarphone ♪

♪ Lookin' like a tramp
Like a video vamp ♪

♪ Demolition woman
Can I be your man ♪

Is this a church meeting or is
this a bar? Make some noise!

- Yeah!
- ♪ Come on ♪

- Want it?
- ♪ Take a bottle ♪

♪ Shake it up ♪

♪ Break the bubble ♪

♪ Break it up ♪

♪ Pour some sugar on me ♪

♪ Ooh, in the name of love ♪

♪ Poor some sugar on me ♪

♪ Come on, fire me up ♪

- ♪ Pour your sugar on me ♪
- I'm sorry. Sorry!

- I don't think so.
- Just in time.

- Where you goin'?
- Uh, I was-- I was looking for you.

Good. Let's go.

♪ Listen, red light, yellow light,
green light, go ♪

♪ Crazy little woman
in a one-manshow ♪

♪ Mirrorqueen, mannequin
rhythm of love ♪

- Really love your top.
- Thanks.

- I got it, um, on sale--
- ♪ Loosen up, uh, loosen up ♪

♪ You gotta squeeze a little squeeze
a little tease a little more ♪

Okay. Hair.

Let's see your moves.

That's Rachel.
You can learn a lot from her.

She just cut some guy's
ponytail off.

Yeah. The court ordered her
to take anger management classes...

after she pummeled a customer
for grabbin' her ass.

He pressed charges.
I gave her a raise. Cheers.

♪ Pour some sugar on me ♪

There is only two rules, okay?
What do you want?

Two beers.

- Don't date the customers.
- Okay.

Second, don't ever bring
your boyfriends into my bar.

As of this moment you are to appear
available, but never be available.

Break my rules,
I fire you on the spot.

- I-- I understand.
- Jesus.

Hey! Hey, everybody!

Shut up!

I'd like you to meet
my new girl...

- whose name is--
- Violet.

Jersey.

Jersey is an ex-kindergarten teacher...

and a former nun who just escaped
from the convent...

and is tired of being the only
virgin in New York City.

Would anyone like
to buy her a drink? Whoa!

- Come on, move! I'm workin' here.
- Sorry.

- Four margaritas with salt.
- All right.

Got tequila.
No mix, no salt, no blender.

- Okay, how about a... Black Russian?
- Got vodka, no Kahlua.

- White wine.
- Never carry the stuff.

So basically you have--

Jim, Jack, Johnny Red,
Johnny Black and Jose.

All my favorite men. You can have it anyway
you like, as long as it's in a shot glass.

Okay, I'll-I'll take a beer.

- Four dollars.
- I'm Cammie, the Russian tease.

Violet, the Jersey nun.

That one's Rachel,
the New York bitch.

We all play our little parts,
only Rachel really is a bitch.

And I really am a tease.

Cammie, you can only be a tease
if you stop sleepin' around, babe.

Yeah. I keep forgetting that part.

I'll have a shot of tequila, and don't
forget one for your pretty little self.

Oh, thanks, but ever since I got really drunk
on tequila, I never drink the stuff anymore.

Hey, Lil! Your new girl's refusing
your good booze.

No! I was-- I was suggesting
this gentleman buy me a double.

That's more like it.

- Whoa!
- I need eight shots.

Four Canadian, four South of the Border,
six-pack MGD and a double-blended back.

- You want eight shots of what?
- I got it.

Forty-six even, honey.

Hey, Lil! Yo!

Your Jersey girl
can't quite keep up.

Hey, gimme a Scotch and water.

- Okay, you got it.
- Lil, do we serve water with our whiskey?

Only water I serve's got
barley and hops in it!

Hey, everybody!
Do we serve water in this bar?

Hell, no. H2O! Hell, no. H2O!

Hell no, H2O!

Sink or swim time, Jersey.
Getup there!

♪ The devil's in the house
of the rising sun ♪

I can't do that dance.

♪ Granny, does your dog bite?
No, child, no ♪

Okay.

- Here's some cash. You did okay for a nun.
- You're firing me?

I told you this was an audition.

Thanks for comin' in.
Now, get outta here.

♪ Johnny said Devil, just come on back
if you ever wanna try again ♪

♪ I done told you once you son of a bitch,
I'm the best there's ever been ♪

♪ He played fire on the mountain
Run, boy, run ♪

♪ Devil's in the house
of the risin' sun ♪

Please!

-♪ Chicken in the breadpan pickin' out dough ♪
- Hey!

Guys, guys, back off,
back off!.

Look, the way I see it,
you got two choices.

You can start a fight here, throw some punches,
get a bloody nose, make fools of yourselves,

or you can take this ten bucks
I got right here...

and buy these two pretty ladies
a round at the bar.

- Come on. What do you say?
- Let's go to the bar!

Party!

Hold it, Jersey. I'm just dyin' to
know where that came from.

Try serving a beer and pizza on Monday nights
when the Giants play the Cowboys in November.

I'm giving you a second audition.

There's a store at the corner of Sixth and Hill.
Be there at noon tomorrow.

I'm sending my fashion coordinator
there to take you shopping.

Now go home before I change my mind.

Hey, and Jersey. I'd be shocked
if you survive another night.

♪ Granny, will your dog bite?
No, child, no ♪

Here we go!

And left, and right,
clog, clog, clog.

Oh, yeah!

So, uh, tell me more
about this bar.

- What kind of place is it?
- I don't know. It's just a bar, Dad.

It's no big deal.
What are you eating?

One of those Lean Cuisine meals.
Rice and vegetables. Delicious.

- Oh! See, they're good. Right?
- Mmm. Yum.

So, well, what's going on
with your songwriting?

Songwriting. Oh!
He still has my tape.

♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪

♪ Dance ♪

I want my tape.

I had a feeling you'd
be back to see me.

- No dates in the kitchen, O'Donnell.
- I'm not staying.

I-- I just want my tape.

Please.

- Thanks. Bye.
- Did you really write all those songs?

You listened to my tape?

No, of course not. I mean, that
would be invasion of privacy.

♪ Baby, you're the right kind of love ♪

Go ahead, laugh it up. 'Cause there's nothing
you can say that's gonna bother me.

I'm just trying to tell you
I like your music.

I mean, do you always
take compliments so well?

- I gotta go.
- Wait! Uh--

I wanna see you again.
Where are you workin'?

- I'm a Coyote.
- Good.

And what the hell is that?

If you want to see me again,
you'll figure it out.

That good? Uh-huh.

Sorry I'm late.
Al and I had a big fight.

And then we made up. Twice.

You're the fashion coordinator?

Lil told me to get you something
that would make the kiddies drool.

Trust me, Violet.

I have a serious shopping problem.

- It has a zipper... in the crotch.
- Yeah.

Who'd wear that in public?

- Actually, I have it in blue.
- ♪ You're unbelievable ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ You burden me with your problems ♪

♪ By telling me more than mine ♪

♪ I'm always so concerned ♪

♪ With the way you say
you always have to stop ♪

♪ To think of us being one ♪

♪ Is more than I ever know ♪

♪ The things you say ♪

♪ You're unbelievable ♪

♪ Oh ♪

Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned.

♪ Seemingly lastless
Don't me and you can ask us ♪

♪ You're unbelievable, oh ♪

Here I am! Yeah, baby!

♪ You're unbelievable ♪

Come on! Knock it--
Hey! Knock it off!.

Lil! The ice!

How do you like that, huh?

♪ There's every good reason ♪

I don't know how you guys do it.
I can't have another drink.

Next time that guy buys you a shot--
That's on me, honey.

Chase it with a beer.

- I don't get it.
- I don't swallow it.

I just spit the shot back into the
beer bottle. They'll never know.

You try it.

Hey, just keep an eye
on your spittoon bottle.

Once Rachel served hers to Lou
by accident. Huge drama.

Cammie, I think I just fell
in love with you.

Oh, Violet!
I'm not a lesbian.

I've played in the minors,
but never went pro.

- Th-That's not what I meant.
- What are you doing?

Lil's starin' straight at you. Come on.
Grab this guy. Make yourself look busy.

- Hi. You look like you could use a shot.
- No, I'm waiting on Lil.

Sorry. It's a no parking zone. If you
wanna sit here, you gotta order a drink.

- Okay. Gimme a glass of water.
- Okay.

- He just ordered water.
- Yeah.

You know what to do.

Um--

Testing. Um, hey, everybody,
this guy just ordered water.

Do we serve water in our bar?

Hell, no! H20!

Jersey! No!

It's okay, Lil!
Nobody orders water in your bar!

He can order whatever he wants.
He's the Fire Marshal.

Hey, Mike, I'm so sorry.
She's new.

I'm okay.
Let's step outside.

- ♪ Party ♪
- Nice knowing you, Jersey.

- ♪ Get naked ♪
- Come on, you guys! Let me hear you!

You okay?

Who am I kidding?
I can't do this.

Ofcourse you can.
Now cheer up,

because there's a really
cute guy at the bar asking for you.

Somebody's asking for me?

He says his name is Mr. O'Donnell.

He's hot.

Jersey. The Fire Marshal
threatened to shut me down.

- He let me go with a $250 fine.
- Lil, I'm really sorry--

I'll make you a deal. You figure
out a way to make me 250 tonight,

I'll let you come back tomorrow.

Great.

So much for sweet and innocent.

So, you found me.

Some guys at work told me
where I could, uh, look for Coyotes.

Well, take a good look, because tonight's
my last night. I think I'm gonna get fired.

- Why?
- I have to make $250 in two hours.

It's completely impossible.

Here's nine dollars,
just to get you started. Okay?

I always like to help
a friend in need.

Why are you looking at me like that?

Kevin, I don't want your money.

All right, uh, listen up.
Ladies.

The bidding will start
at $25...

for one night only.

You get this...
purebred, housebroken,

fully trained, yowling stud.

- No way.
- That's pretty cheap.

Violet, what are you doing?

You said you wanted to help,
so... turn around, sir,

let 'em take a look at ya.

Why are you doing this to me?

It's payback time, Mr. O'Donnell.

Now, turn around.

No, God, no.
Don't do this.

Go on, show 'em
what you've got.

Are you in?
Do you wanna do this?

- All right, ladies. What'll you give me?
- I've got twenty bucks.

I've got $25 right here.

Make it 35!

Thirty-five dollars!

- Forty dollars!
- Get-- What are you doing?

- Come on, girls, fifty?
- Fifty!

- Sixty-one dollars.
- I've got 70.

- Come on, girls. Seventy-five?
- Seventy-five dollars!

Eighty dollars!
Come on, girls. Do Ihear 85?

Ninety! Ninety-five dollars!

One hundred dollars!

- That's it.
- You wanna come home with Mama?

Whoa! Nice!

Oh, yeah!

That's my boy.

- Oh, yeah. Shake it, shake it.
- $125 back here!

$140, right here.
Come on, come on.

My goodness, girls, come on.
One fifty and you'll see the butt.

Come on, girls.
You can do better than this.

One seventy-five.

Yeah!

There we go.
Two hundred dollars!

- You've got 215 right here!
- Two hundred and fifty dollars.

Sold, for $250!

- No!
- Come on up, honey. He's yours.

Damn you!

The blonde would have gone 275.

Come with me.

You're gonna owe me big-time for this one.
That's 250 even.

Mmm. Mmm! Oh.

♪ I'm gonna see ya I'm gonna meet ya,
meet ya meet ya one day ♪

♪ Maybe next week
I'm gonna meet ya ♪

♪ I'll meet ya I'll meet ya ♪

Better close out, girls.

- Can I ask you something?
- What?

What-- What does "Coyote Ugly" mean?

Did you ever wake up sober
after a one night stand...

and the person you're next to is layin'
on your arm, and they're so ugly...

you'd rather chew off
your arm than risk wakin' them?

- That's coyote ugly.
- Let's go, ladies.

Well, why would you name your bar
after something like that?

Well, because "Cheers"
was taken.

Cabs are out front.

- You're rich, Jersey.
- See ya.

Yeah. Good night.

The woman who purchased me is named Sandy Rosenfeld,
a divorcee with three grown kids,

a passion for long walks and short-haired
hunting dogs and Italian opera.

Her ex-husband is a C.P.A.
Her favorite artist is Van Gogh,

and her New Year's resolution is to
lose 15 pounds-- and to see Barbra in concert.

Okay. I owe you.

What do you want?

Well, it's 3:30 in the morning.
I want what every man wants.

Breakfast.

And that's it? I go to breakfast
with you, and we're even?

No. We're not even close to even,
because I danced on a bar,

I took off my shirt,
and I unzipped my pants.

Okay. Let's make a deal.
Breakfast and lunch.

- Breakfast, lunch and two dinners.
- That's four dates!

Yep. Which would make it the second
longest relationship I've ever had.

Get in the car.

Oh, I hate to spoil your evening, but it
looks like we're not gonna go anywhere.

Oh, my God.

It's hard to find parking
in New York.

You ever eaten Turkish?
This is the place.

- Hey. How you doin'?
- Hi, Kevin.

- Four of the regular?
- Sure, yeah. Hey.

- Hey, Kevin. How are you, man?
- How you doin', man? Good.

Here it is, man.
Flown in from Miami.

- Check out the merchandise.
- Hey, man, no. I trust you.

All right, all right.

Look, uh, I don't know
what you're into, but--

The Amazing Spider-Man,
number 129, mint condition.

- Worth a thousand bucks.
- A comic book.

No, it's not just a comic book. This is
the first appearance of The Punisher.

This is the holy grail
of comic books.

- You collect comic books. That's so cute.
- Yeah.

It's not cute.
It's very rugged and manly.

- It's just a bit kinky. Huh?
- I think it's sweet.

So, do you always eatbreakfast
on the hood of your car?

What can I say?
I'm a romantic.

You think this is romantic?

Well, you may not be feeling it now,
but I think one day...

You'll be on stage singing
a song about this very night.

"When We Were Downwind
From a Trash Barge."

Yeah. Catchy title.
Hum a few bars.

Sorry to disappoint you, but
I'm a songwriter, not a singer.

When I get on stage, I freeze.

What if the fate of the free world
rested on your voice?

Okay. If the fate of the free
world depended on me singing,

maybe.

All I ever really wanted
is to sit in the dark...

and hear someone great
singing my songs.

I wanna be the one
who writes the music.

I remember the first time my mother played me
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"...

by Simon and Garfunkel.

I remember exactly
what she was wearing.

I remember exactly how her hair smelled.
I remember exactly how I felt.

And every time I hear that song,

I remember exactly
what she was wearing...

and exactly how her hair smelled...

and exactly how I felt.

'Cause the great songs last forever.

- So, what's the problem?
- Well...

now they're telling me the only
way to get my songs heard...

is to go out there
and sing 'em myself.

So we're gonna have to try fix this
little problem straight away.

Hmm. And how do you propose
we do that?

Well, is there any place
you feel comfortable singing?

- The shower.
- We'll start there.

I mean, I don't care how long it takes,
how many hours we have to spend in that shower.

- Let's get to it.
- Okay. Before we hit the showers,

maybe you could tell me a little
something about yourself.

Oh, really?
What do you wanna know?

What part of Australia
are you from?

I'm from all over.
My family moved around a lot.

So the rest of your family
doesn't live in New York?

Do you always ask
this many questions?

Do you always dodge
this many questions?

You can at least tell me where you got all
the moves you pulled on the bar tonight.

Well, if I told you,
I'd have to kill you.

- That's original.
- Oh.

The sun's coming up.
We're gonna be late.

Late? Late for what?

This is incredible.

- Look at that fish!
- All right. Put this on. You're gonna need it.

Why? What are you talking about?

You're gonna help me
unload the next bin.

- You're joking, right?
- No. It's not that bad, Vi.

- I do it all the time.
- Exactly how many jobs do you have?

Tuesday through Saturday,
I'm at the club.

Sunday and Monday
I park cars at the plaza.

I've been a telemarketer.
Would you like to switch to AT&T?

And for six terrifying hours
I delivered phonebooks in Queens.

Don't forget your
extensive work in fish.

This is an expensive city,
and these guys pay cash.

I don't care if they pay in lobster.
I'm not sticking my hands in that fishy bin.

I was gonna split the
money with you.

- A hundred bucks apiece.
- A hundred bucks?

- Wait, wait. Why didn't you say so?
- Thanks, Dan.

- You're not ready, are you? Fifty bucks.
- Wait. No.

- Twenty-five, ten. Ready?
- Okay. Uh-huh.

Ooh! That's disgusting.

Hey, you'll hurt their feelings. Okay.
Just on top of the other fish.

So, I know I just met you a few days ago.
There's something I have to tell you.

You smell really bad.

Well, so do you. I mean, I was gonna kiss
you good-bye, but, um, I thought I might gag.

You're a real charmer.

Okay. Good night.

Good morning.

Don't look at me like that.

Spend it.

- What are you doing here?
- I changed my mind about this kiss.

I think we should give it a shot.

Well, have a nice day.

"Have a nice day"?

Yeah. I panicked.
I didn't know what else to say.

Have a nice day.

All right. Back of the line over here.
Back of the line.

Yeah! Whoa!

Whoa!

- Yeah, I like it!
- Yeah!

- Hey, baby!
- Make a hole. Make a hole!

- Shit, the cops are here.
- Nobody else gets in here. Look at this place.

Hey, Lil. I'm sorry. There's nothing we
can do here. You're 50 people over max.

They're trying to shut us down.

Let's go outside and talk.
I'll take care of it.

Hey! Hey!

This is not a gas pump, son!

Wait your turn!

- Hey, no pictures, man!
- Hey, I'm a reporter from The Voice.

Yeah!

Whoa!

What are you doing? Hey!

- Put me down!
- Hey!

- Put me down!
- Cammie!

- Help!
- Come on! Let her go!

Rachel, help!

Come on! Break it up!

- Lou, where's Rachel and Cammie?
- I don't know!

Let me go!

Jersey, they're tearing this place apart!

- Rachel! Rachel!
- ♪ One way or another I'm gonna find ya ♪

- ♪ I'm gonna get ya, get ya get ya, get ya ♪
- Let me go!

♪ One way or another
I'm gonna get ya ♪

♪ I'm gonna get ya, get ya
get ya, get ya ♪

♪ One way or another
I'm gonna see ya ♪

♪ I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya
meet ya, meet ya, one day ♪

♪ Maybe next week I'm gonna meet ya ♪

♪ I'll meet ya, I'll meet ya ♪

♪ I will ♪

♪ Drive past your house ♪

♪ And if the lights are all out ♪

- ♪ I'll see who's around ♪
- Ooh!

♪ One way or another♪

♪ I'm gonna find ya ♪

♪ I'm gonna get ya, get ya
get ya, get ya, one way ♪

- I'm talking about that!
- ♪ Or another I'm gonna win ya ♪

♪ I'm gonna get ya I'll get ya ♪

♪ One way or another
I'm gonna see ya ♪

- Yeah!
- ♪ I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya meet ya, meet ya ♪

♪ One day, maybe next week ♪

- ♪ I'm gonna meet ya I'll meet ya ♪
- Yeah!

- Great. Yeah.
- Last call, Lil.

- Start clearin' 'em out.
- You got it.

Let's go.

♪ One way or another
I'm gonna lose ya ♪

- Yeah.
- ♪ I'm gonna give you the slip A slip of the hip ♪

♪ Or another, I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna trick ya ♪

♪ One way or another ♪

♪ I'm gonna lose ya I'm gonna trick ya,
trick ya, trick ya, trick ya ♪

Did you see their faces?
I mean, wow.

They all wanted you, honey.
Even the girls.

Not a duty seat in the house.

You guys, that was, like,
a one-time performance--

- Hmm?
- That I have to repeat, like, every night.

Yahoo!

She sang along with a jukebox.
Let's not start polishing a Grammy.

Oh, come on, Rach.
She saved your butt. Admit it.

No. She saved me from kicking the shit
out of a couple of drunks.

- That's it. Ooh.
- Ooh, that was good.

- Where you goin'?
- I don't know.

I gotta walk or celebrate or--

Ugh, pass out or something.

Hey, ladies and gents,

how about a big round of applause for
the singing Coyote from Jersey!

- So I'm a Coyote?
- Five nights a week.

Hey, what is it?
What's wrong?

Why would anything be wrong?

Um, you called me in the middle of the night
and said there was an emergency.

What was that for?

I had a good night.
I wanted a good-night kiss.

Well, wait a second.
Where are you going?

Have a nice day, Mr. O'Donnell.

"Have a nice day"?

♪ Right kind of wrong ♪

♪ Right kind of wrong ♪

♪ We likes to party
La-la-di-da-di ♪

♪ On the East Coast
is the place tube ♪

♪ We likes to party
La-la-di-da-di ♪

♪ Lovin' you ♪

♪ Isn't really something
I should do ♪

♪ I should try to be strong ♪

♪ Isn't really something
I should do ♪

♪ Shouldn't want to spend
my time with you ♪

♪ I should try to be strong ♪

♪ But, baby, you're the right
kind of wrong ♪

♪ Baby, you're the right kind
of wrong ♪

What's going on?
Why do we need my guitar?

You'll find out soon enough.
No. This way.

Okay, now there's a seat.

Just there.

Uh-huh? Okay?

Take a look.

Your fans wanna hear you sing.

I told you. I-I can't sing my own songs.
I never could.

Well, that's too bad, because they've
requested to hear your songs.

Be gentle on the keyboard.
I borrowed it from the club.

You did all this
just to help me sing?

I thought maybe we could cure that
stage fright I've heard so much about.

Kevin, I wish you could.

Come on, let me try.

Tell me what it feels like.

You really wanna know?

Yeah.

You asked for it.

What are you doing?

The only way I can show you...

is to make you...

really... nervous.

The first thing that happens...

is my heart starts to race.

Good.

Racing heart. Yep.

- Got it.
- And then...

my entire body starts shaking.

Shaking body.
I'm-- I'm getting that. Yeah.

And...

then everything gets... a bit...

cloudy.

Clouds are definitely rolling in.

Then I start...

losing control.

Well, how long
does this usually last?

Oh, it's been known
to last all night.

- That must be horrible.
- It's excruciating.

I think that audience got more
than they paid for, really.

What's "L.M.S." stand for?

Lynn Marie Sanford.

It was my mom's guitar.

She died five years ago.

She moved to New York to be
a singer when she was my age.

She came pretty close
to the big time.

Well, what happened?

She hated the stage.

She said it was the scariest
place in the world.

Sounds familiar.

You really want me to sing?

Just tell me
what I have to do.

Disappear.

All right. No problem.

♪ I don't like to ♪

♪ Be alone in the night ♪

♪ I don't like to ♪

♪ Hear I'm wrong
when I'm right ♪

♪ And I don't like to ♪

♪ Have the rain on my shoes ♪

♪ But I do love you ♪

♪ But I do love ♪

♪ You ♪

♪ I don't like to ♪

♪ See a sky painted grey ♪

♪ And I don't like when ♪

♪ Nothing's going my way ♪

♪ And I don't like to be
the one with the blues but I do ♪

If you wanna write a song. If you want
to be like a serious songwriter,

you simply gotta go
with the Mac.

Laptop. You can lay your tracks down
on a blank CD, and you're done.

Do you--
Do you have a payment plan?

♪ he way you lay your head upon ♪

- Play ball! Let's go!
- ♪ My shoulder when you sleep ♪

Come on, Cammie!

♪ Oh, I do ♪

♪ And I don't like to ♪

♪ Hear I'm wrong when I'm right ♪

♪ And I don't like to ♪

♪ Have the rain on my shoes ♪

♪ But I do love you ♪

Hey!

What are you doing?

What are you, brain damaged?

You know what kind of maniacs we got driving
through here? They don't stop for nothin'.

- Whose boat?
- I borrowed it from a friend.

Yeah?
Looks like a guy's car to me.

How can you tell?

I've been staring at cars
every day for the last 16 years.

- Who is he?
- He's a friend.

Look, I brought you a turkey sandwich,
no mayo, extra sprouts.

Thank you. Great.

I'm starvin'.
Now tell me about this bar.

Is it a bunch of bankers
havin' martinis after work?

I gotta go. Look.
I love you.

I love you too. Be careful.

Hey, do I come to your
office and honk? Come on!

I got you a gig. There's this club where a lot
of music people hang out called the Elbow Room.

My friend's the manager. He owes mea favor,
and you're it, next Thursday night.

Are you forgetting
about the stage fright?

Uh, what about the bar?

Come on, Kevin. All I do is
sing along with the jukebox.

See? You're making progress. A few more
nights at my place, and you'll be cured.

I hate to burst your bubble, but
I'll never be cured. It's genetic.

Stage fright DNA.
Yes, I saw that on E.R. last week.

Okay. Laugh all you want, but my mom
couldn't do it, and neither can I.

So was your mother afraid to try?

Look, I just wanna be a songwriter.
Why won't you give up on this?

Because I've been giving up on people my
entire life, and it's a nasty little habit.

So, you're gonna sing
at the club, or I'll--

Or you'll what?

I'll never kiss you again.

That sounds like a threat,
Mr. O'Donnell.

Well, let's just say...

it's gonna be quite a long,
cold winter.

That's supposed to convince me?

It's working, isn't it?
Your knees are getting weak.

- I'll think about it.
- Try again.

Uh, I'll see
if I can get off work.

You're gettin' warmer.

All right. You win. I'll do it.

Oh, I love winning.

♪ Pour some sugar on me ♪

- ♪ Pour your sugar on me ♪
- Hey, we have a special treat...

for you tonight, boys and girls.

- Look who dropped by for a visit.
- ♪ Pour some sugar on me ♪

No!

I'm a paying customer tonight. I have class
in the morning. What are you doing?

- Come on, Zoe!
- No!

Zoe! Zoe! Zoe! Zoe!

Time to get wet, girls. Whoa!

♪ Well, I'm packing up my game
and I'm gonna head out West ♪

♪ Where real women come equipped
with scripts and fake breasts ♪

♪ Find a nest in the hills
Chill like Flynt ♪

♪ Buy an old drop top
Find a spot to pimp ♪

- ♪ Well, I'm a real kid and I'm a real McCoy ♪
- Who wants some of this?

♪ And I'm headed out West sucker,
because I wannabe a cowboy, baby ♪

♪ With the top let back
and the sun shine shining ♪

♪ Cowboy, baby ♪

♪ Ridin' at night
'cause I sleep all day ♪

- Excuse me, does Violet Sanford work here?
- Yeah, she's on the bar.

- She's on what?
- She's on the bar.

- What do you guys say?
- Yeah!

♪ Yeah, Kid Rock You can call me Tex ♪

♪ Rollin' sunset woman
with a bottle of Becks ♪

♪ Seen a slimmy in a 'Vette
Rolled down my glass ♪

♪ And said, "Yeah, this dick's
fittin' right in your ass" ♪

♪ I'm flickin' my Bic
up and down that coast and ♪

- ♪ Keep on truckin' till it falls into motion ♪
- Dad! Wait!

- ♪ Cowboy ♪
- Dad, it's not as bad as it looks.

- ♪ And the sun shine shining ♪
- Daddy, it's not as bad as it looks.

I just sing here every night.

- People come here to see me.
- Cowboy!

Say something!

The guys are putting your
picture up in their booths!

- I gotta go, get up early.
- Dad, it's just a bar.

- You can trust me.
- But you're my daughter.

♪ I can smell a pig from a mile away ♪

♪ Cowboy ♪

♪ With the top let back
and the sun shine shining ♪

♪ Cowboy ♪

♪ Cowboy ♪

Hi, you've reached Bill Sanford.

Please leave a message
when you hear the beep.

Dad, you can't avoid me
for the rest of your life.

I have to come over and do your laundry.
We both know you're running out of clean shirts.

I bet the one you're wearing
stinks pretty bad.

I'm not gonna apologize because that
would mean I'm doing something wrong.

And I'm not sure I am, so--

I'm playing at a club tonight.

A real club. Someone important
could hear my song

and next month somebody
might be singing it on the radio.

- So wish me good luck.
- Good luck.

Anyway, um, I'll call you
and tell you how it goes.

Take care of yourself, old man.

Old man.

All right. You should be dancing
on the floor! I wanna see your bras!

Ow!

- ♪ Well, my baby and me went out late Saturday night ♪
- All right.

♪ I had my hair piled high and
my baby she looked so right ♪

♪ Well, pick you up at 10:00
Got to have you home by 2:00 ♪

♪ Mama, don't know
what I catched off of you ♪

♪ But that's all right,
we're looking as cool as can be ♪

Is this the greatest party
we've ever been to or what, man?

Lil, I can only stay two hours.

- What are you talking about?
- I gotta leave early tonight, remember?

- Bourbon.
- Why?

Maybe you haven't noticed all the bodies you
had to crawl over to get in here tonight.

Lil, I told you I gotta leave
by 10:30 no matter what.

- Here.
- Got it. I got it.

Seven.

♪ That I love you, yeah ♪

♪ Hit me ♪

- Here you go.
- What are you doing?

I gotta go. It's half past.
Can you have Lou call me a cab?

Listen, Jersey. You're not going anywhere.
Not tonight. This place us out of control.

But, Lil, I told you.
I'm only working two hours--

You wanna sing?
Sing for them.

These people dragged their
asses out here to see us.

This is New York, and there's
a line halfway around the block.

That's something, Jersey,
whether you believe it or not.

- ♪ Last night a little dancer came dancing to my door ♪
- And if I go?

- If you were going, you would have left by now.
- ♪ Last night a little angel ♪

♪ And tonight ♪

- Where are you?
- Lil won't let me go.

Violet, just walk out. She doesn't own you.
You can still make it here.

I'm-- I'm sorry.

- I'll call you tomorrow.
- Tomorrow?

Violet.

- What's the story?
- She's not coming.

So what am I supposed to do, Kevin?
I got a whole spot to fill.

I'm sorry, Richie.
I made a mistake.

Whoa, this doesn't change
anything with us, Kevin.

A deal's a deal.
Am I right?

♪ All she wants to do
is dance, dance, dance ♪

♪ Wild-eyed pistol wavers
who ain't afraid to die ♪

♪ And all she wants to do is ♪

♪ All she wants to do
is dance and make romance ♪

♪ She can't feel the heat
Comin' off the street ♪

- ♪ She wants to party ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪

- ♪ She wants to get down ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪

♪ All she wants to do is ♪

♪ All she wants to do is dance ♪

♪ And make romance ♪

I'm the guy! Me!

♪ All she wants to do is dance ♪

Zach, who said
you could be up here?

You're not supposed
to be up here.

All right.
Take it easy, Zach.

Zach, take it easy.

- ♪ We barely made the airport for the last plane out ♪
- Hey! Hey!

- Hey, hey, knock it off!.
- Kevin!

- Lil!
- Hey!

Break it up!

- Kevin, that's enough!
- ♪ 'Cause all she wants to do is dance ♪

- Help! Stop!
- Lou!

Kevin, that's enough!
Kevin, that's enough!

- Get off me!
- Stop it!

Kevin, Zach's a regular,
and he was just having fun.

Having fun with my girlfriend!

Lou, get him out of here!

You're gonna chill outside,
or I'm calling the cops.

Out of my way! Move!

Let me go!

- Get the hell out of here!
- Hey, everybody, free drinks on the house.

I'm paying. Get up here.

Kevin. Kevin.
What is your problem?

Look, I'm sorry about tonight, but look at this.
There was no way Lil was gonna let me out.

This is not about Lil.
This is about you and this place.

This is my job.

It's a goddamn sandbox for
you to stick your head in.

- What is that supposed to mean?
- The place is a joke.

All right? They don't come
to watch you sing.

They come to watch girls
shaking it on a bar!

And what would you have me do?

- Sing for quarters in the park?
- Well, at least you'd be singing your own songs.

I told you I can't do that,
so stop pushing!

I'm just asking you to try, but I guess
that's asking a bit too much.

Right. It's so easy to be you,
isn't it?

You have no dreams, no hopes,
no chance of getting hurt.

When was the last time
you took a chance on something?

- Some of us don't have that luxury.
- Why is that?

Oh, right. We don't talk about you,
right? It's a big secret.

Come on, Kevin.
Let's play a game.

I'm gonna guess why
you left Australia.

- Doesn't matter.
- You... were in jail.

No, that's not it. You have
a wife and four kids in Sydney.

Come on. Am I getting warm?
Come on, Kevin. I don't have a lot of time.

Why'd you run away from home?

I didn't have a home.
Is that what you wanted to hear?

I don't have a family.

I mean, that's the big secret.
Are you happy?

Huh? Are you gonna
feel sorry for me now?

You gonna hold me close while I tell you
I had to change homes every two years?

I had a bad childhood.
Big deal.

I don't need your sympathy,
'cause I'm here,

and I'm living on my two feet
like I wanted to.

That was my dream.

And at least I did it
with a little bit of dignity.

And I didn't.
That's it?

Well, just unbutton the blouse
a little and unzip the pants,

show a little bit offish,
I think you can figure it out.

Go on in. Your fans are waitin'
for ya to crawl on a bar.

I told you not to break the rules.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about you and your boyfriend
making a scene in my bar.

I'm talking about a friend of mine
inside with a broken nose.

The rules were simple, Jersey.
I've fired girls for a lot less.

What, so I can't have a boyfriend now?
What kind of stupid shit is that?

Hey! This place is my home,

and I'm not willing to risk everything
I have on your personal life.

It's business, plain and simple.

This is not business. I worked my ass off
for you, and you're supposed to be my friend.

I never said I was your friend. I'm your boss,
and you knew the rules like everybody else.

Will you stop... with "the rules"?
It's a bar, for Christ's sake!

Then what are you so upset about?

♪ Please remember ♪

♪ How we laughed How we cried ♪

♪ How this world was yours and mine ♪

♪ And how no dream was out of reach ♪

♪ I stood by you You stood by me ♪

♪ We took each day
and made it shine ♪

♪ We wrote our names
across the sky ♪

♪ We ran so fast
We ran so free ♪

♪ And I had you ♪

♪ And you had me ♪

♪ Please remember ♪

- ♪ I'm just a love machine ♪
- Oh, my God. Give me a bite. I'm starving.

Mmm!

- Mmm, thank you.
- How does it feel to be Mrs. Molinaro?

You know, I think he was a perfect
choice for my first marriage.

- Mmm.
- Hey, Gloria.

- Oh!
- Thanks for inviting me, uh--

I gotta go to work.
I'm on graveyard tonight.

- Thank you, Mr. Sanford.
- Yeah, well, it's not worth a hug, dear.

- It's only 50 bucks.
- Aw.

- Your old man's a ten, Vi.
- Eleven, some days a twelve.

Well, it's a beautiful wedding.

No, you can't go. I just want one picture
of you and Violet dancing together. Come on.

♪ Wise men say ♪

- Okay. Come on. Smile.
- ♪ Only fools ♪

♪ Rush in ♪

♪ But I can't ♪

Are you really working, or are
you leaving because of me?

- ♪ Falling in love ♪
- You know I don't like to wear a tie.

♪ With you ♪

Ha, ha.

So this is how it's gonna be?
You're not gonna return my phone calls?

If you needed money,
you should have come to me.

I would have found a way
to take care of you.

Dad, you can't even
take care of yourself.

Hey, I am doing just fine
on my own, thank you very much.

Oh, really? So how come
you're not wearing any socks?

♪ Falling in love ♪

- ♪ With you ♪
- I had a minor disagreement with a clothes dryer.

♪ Like a river flows ♪

- Just face it, Dad. You need me.
- ♪ Surely to the sea ♪

- And I moved out, and that's what bothers you.
- ♪ Darling, so it goes ♪

♪ Some things ♪

- No. No.
-♪ Are meant to be ♪

What bothers me...

- ♪ Take my hand ♪
- is, for the first time in my life,

I was ashamed of you.

I would have never thought that
would ever have been possible.

♪ Life to ♪

♪ For I can't ♪

♪ Help ♪

Hey, it's me. Leave a
message after the beep.

Violet?

I've just finished work,
and in a few hours...

I'm going to unload
three disgusting fish trucks.

I thought maybe you'd like
to come and give me a hand.

- But you're not in.
- Okay, okay, okay. I'm coming. I'm coming.

Or you're not picking up,
so I'll call back...

because I'm hoping
one day you... will wanna talk.

Kevin? Hello?

Kevin? Hello? It's me.

- I'm here.
- s this Violet Sanford?

- Yes.
- I'm calling from Riverview Medical Center.

We have a patient here by the name of
William James Sanford. Is that your father?

Violet Sanford?

- Yeah?
- Your dad's in recovery right now.

The car struck him on his right side when
he was walking to the booth.

His right leg is broken, and there was some
arterial damage we had to go in and repair.

But other than that, it's just
a lot of bumps and bruises.

I'd say he's a pretty lucky guy.

Violet?

I told you, don't come down here.
It's your wedding night.

Oh, are you kidding? Danny's been
in my family for five minutes.

You've been in my family
my whole life.

Mmm, I'm sorry.

I love you... so much.

I never did thank you
for the dance.

That's okay.

That's all right.

My tapes.

Come on. Just call him.
Just pick up the phone and call him.

Don't call him.

Told you.
This place is a palace.

It's pretty late. Are you sure
you wanna do this now?

Well, here's my door.
No turning back now. Come on in.

Oh, you're so right.
This place is a palace.

- Would I lie to you?
- This is a great idea. I'm so glad--

- Nice strong pulse.
- Mmm.

Don't look at me like that.
I'm a sick man.

You can eat whatever you want
now, but when we go back home,

it's egg whites and Lean Cuisines.

- I'll see you later, Bill.
- W-Wait a minute.

What do you mean,
"until we go home"?

I'm moving back.

I couldn't do it.
I couldn't sing my songs.

I was afraid.

Do you know why Mommy quit?

Yeah, she told me--
'cause she couldn't do it.

No, that's not it.

She wasn't afraid, Vi.

Your mother on stage--
Oh, she was amazing.

Then why did she quit?

Because of me.

Right after you were born,
she told me she wanted to quit,

and I let her.

See, I knew how good she was,
but I never told her.

I loved her...

more than anything.

And I just went on and pretended
that there was no other choice.

- Dad, it's okay.
- No, it's not okay.

I'm not gonna make the same mistake twice.
You're not goin' back to work for Pete.

I don't care what it takes. I don't care
how many bars you have to stand on.

You are not comin' home. I'm not
letting you back in the house.

Forget it.

Are you wearing cologne?

Hmm? No!

Oh, well, it's just a...
splash of Old Spice.

Where did you get Old Spice?

That nice redheaded nurse
gave it to me as a gift.

Then she asked me out
for coffee.

I'm scared.

Are you gonna go on a date?

God, a date.

I better buy a pair of socks.

Okay. Come on in here.
Watch out for the-- Okay. Okay.

♪ Try to resist
Try to hide from my kiss ♪

♪ Can't fight the moonlight ♪

♪ You can't fight the moonlight ♪

♪ You'll surrender your heart ♪

♪ But you know,
but you know that you ♪

Okay if I eat here at the bar?

- Do you have a reservation?
- Uh, yeah.

It's under, um,
"cast-iron heartless bitch."

Could it be under
"stubborn and pigheaded"?

Yes. That's the one.

I'll have a double
water on the rocks, please.

- How'd you find me?
- Cammie.

She told me about your pop.
I'm sorry to hear about that.

He's okay.

Good.

- So am I.
- Yeah. Yeah, I can see that.

What's good to eat here?

Lil, you didn't come here to eat.
What do you want?

'Kay.

I just wanted to let you know you can
come back to the bar whenever you want.

- I appreciate the offer, but I'm okay here.
- I figured that.

You were never a lifer.

I'm married to that bar.
Hell, I'd, uh--

I'd sleep there if I had the guts
to walk around barefoot.

But that's me, you know?

I'm the original Coyote--

just a small town gal trying
to make it in the big bad city.

"Small town gal"?

Piedmont, North Dakota.

You ever tell anyone that,
I'll kill ya.

Take care, Jersey.

You have one new message.

I have one message in eight hours.
How pathetic am I?

Violet, this is Lyndsey Morgan
from the Bowety Ballroom.

Listen, we loved your CD,

and we want you to play in our songwriter's
showcase next Sunday night.

You're on at 10:00 sharp.
So drop your music by the club,

and the house band
can learn your song.

Now if you have any questions, don't be
afraid to give me a shout. See ya Sunday.

- Here are the keys to the apartment. It's all yours.
- Thank you.

I can't thank you enough for subleasing me
this place. You don't know how long I looked.

And when is your boyfriend moving in?

He's actually coming in
tomorrow from Boston.

It's historic, guys. This is the first night
I've closed early in three years.

Ta-da. Will you hang that
outside for me?

- Hey, Lou, you got that number I asked you about?
- Yep.

So why are you moving to Chicago?

I'll figure that out
when I get there.

Um, oh.

Hello.

Hey, do yourself a favor and
look at page 137 of The Voice.

I can't believe your name is in the paper.
I'm gettin' this framed.

Dad, if you're not ready in five minutes,
I'm gonna leave without you.

Keep your pants on, will ya?
I'm physically challenged.

I only got three rolls of them.
I hope that's enough.

Dad, I'm only singing
one song.

Right. Better go get
another one.

Hey, Bill.

My kid's singing tonight
at some club in the city.

She's a little nervous. Hey, maybe you
can give us a one, two, three for luck.

You got it. All right, let's give it up
for Bill Sanford's daughter.

Light 'me up. One, two, three.

Oh, look, Vi.

I can't do this.

Jesus!

Did I mention to you that I was recently
in a horrific car accident?

I-- I can't do this.
I gotta go back.

- Violet, listen to me. Are you listening?
- Yes.

You have nothing to be afraid of.
You're already a star.

- Dad, what are you talking about? I'm a nobody.
- If you're such anybody,

then why did I buy this
off Pete for 20 bucks?

Why do you have that?

I saw it on the wall, decided
I wanted the first autograph.

I figured it'd be
a damn good investment.

Now what are you waiting for? I didn't
spend three months in physical therapy...

just to take a ride
to the state line, you got me?

- Yeah, I got ya.
- So what do you say, Vi? How about another U-ey?

You guys call in a one, two, three!
Now, let's do it again.

This time I wanna feel chills!

There goes Bill again. He's back for seconds.
Come on now! Let's give him all we got!

Let's go!

The only reason why I came down here
tonight is to see her fall on her face.

Oh, take it easy, Rachel.
It's supposed to be a nice night out.

- Excuse me.
- I'm cool. Don't worry about me.

- Hi. Good evening, ladies. Can I help you?
- No.

It's packed, Lyndsey. The house band
has been on for 15 minutes.

If she's not here in five,
she's bumped.

Jesus!

Uh, now that we're here,
I'm feeling a little nervous.

Thank you, Mr. Sanford.

Oh, oh, probably just carsick.

Forget I mentioned it.
I'm fine. Have a great show.

Vi.

Get your but in there.
Come on. We're right behind you.

Break a leg, sweetie.

Ladies and gentlemen,

making her Bowery Ballroom debut,
Miss Violet Sanford!

I'm sorry.

♪ Under a lovers' sky ♪

♪ Gonna be with you ♪

♪ And no one's gonna be around ♪

♪ If you think
that you won't fall ♪

♪ We'll just wait until ♪

♪ Till the sun goes down ♪

♪ Underneath the starlight, starlight ♪

♪ There's a magical feelin' so right ♪

♪ It will take you in tonight ♪

- ♪ You can try to resist ♪
- Whoa! Violet!

♪ Try to hide from my kiss
but you know ♪

♪ But you know that you
can't fight the moonlight ♪

♪ Deep in the dark
you'll surrender your heart ♪

♪ But you know, but you know ♪

♪ That you can't fight
the moonlight, no ♪

♪ You can't fight it ♪

♪ It's gonna get to your heart ♪

♪ There's no escape from love ♪

♪ Once the gentle breeze ♪

♪ Weaves its spell
upon your heart ♪

♪ No matter what you think ♪

♪ It won't be too long
till you're in my arms ♪

- Come on, baby. Shake it!
- Hey, pinhead.

- ♪ The starlight, starlight ♪
- That's not long enough, baby! Now shake it!

Come on. Don't do it, Rach. He's a
big guy, and you're still on probation.

Don't worry. Those classes
are really paying off.

♪ It'll steal your heart tonight ♪

♪ You can try to resist ♪

♪ Try to hide from my kiss ♪

♪ But you know, but you know ♪

♪ That you can't fight the moonlight ♪

♪ Deep in the dark
soul surrender your heart ♪

♪ But you know, but you know ♪

♪ That you can't fight the moonlight ♪

Okay. Let's give a big Coyote
welcome to LeAnn Rimes.

♪ You can try to resist ♪

♪ Try to hide from my kiss ♪

♪ But you know, but you know ♪

So tell me, what do you do when you realize
that all your dreams have come true?

You pay off old debts.

♪ But you know, but you know
that you can't ♪

- ♪ Can't fight the moonlight ♪
- Volume 129.

The original appearance of The Punisher--
the one I cost you.

- Thank you.
- ♪ It will fill your heart tonight ♪

- ♪ You can try ♪
- ♪ You can try to resist ♪

♪ Try to hide from my kiss ♪

♪ But you know, but you know ♪

Lil, don't think your
new girl's gonna hack it.

- ♪ But you know, but you know ♪
- Jersey! Jersey! Jersey!

♪ That you can't fight the moonlight ♪

Jersey! Jersey!
Jersey! Jersey!

♪ You can try to resist my kiss ♪

- ♪ But you know, but you know ♪
- ♪ Don't you know ♪

♪ That you can't fight the moonlight ♪

♪ Oh, no
You can't fight it ♪

♪ It's gonna get to your heart ♪

Okay. In true Coyote tradition,
I'm gonna make every woman's night...

and auction off the most
handsome little hot tie in the place.

Violet, come on.
You can't do this to me again.

Here he is, girls.

- Come on, Dad!
- ♪ All you got is this moment ♪

Okay, ladies.
The bidding will start at $25.

See, nobody wants to do this.
What are getting me into?

$25!

You said you wanted a more active
social life. Come on, girls.

There's a lot of miles
left on these tires.

- $50!
- Come on, Dad. Strut your stuff.

- ♪ And give me a moment ♪
- Seventy-five!

♪ Your moves are so raw ♪

♪ I've got to let you know ♪

- ♪ I've got to let you know ♪
- Whoa!

Take-- Take some of it off!.

- ♪ 'Cause I'm not sleepin' ♪
- Okay, put-- put some of it on.

- ♪ There's something about you girl ♪
- Yeah, baby!

- I'm going 80!
- Ninety-five!

♪ How do you feel ♪

- ♪ I'm lonely ♪
- Yeah! All right, Jersey!

- ♪ Can't take it all ♪
- $98.50!

- ♪ What ya gonna do Gonna live my life ♪
- A hundred!

♪ So slide overhear ♪

- $150!
- Sold!

♪ Your moves are so raw
I've got to let you know ♪

- Whoa!
- Hey, I'm a Coyote!

- ♪ So slide over here ♪
- Well, your father has no problem with stage fright.

♪ Your moves are so raw ♪

- ♪ I've got to let you know ♪
- So tell me,

what do you do when you realize
all your dreams have come true?

♪ Time ♪

♪ Sometimes the time
just slips away ♪

♪ And you're left with yesterday ♪

♪ Left with the memories ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ I'll always think of you and smile ♪

♪ And be happy for the time ♪

♪ I had you with me ♪

♪ Though we go our separate ways ♪

♪ I won't forget
so don't forget ♪

♪ The memories we've made ♪

♪ Please remember ♪

♪ Please remember ♪

♪ I was there for you ♪

♪ And you were there for me ♪

♪ And remember ♪

♪ Please remember ♪

♪ Me ♪

♪ Please remember ♪

♪ Please remember ♪

♪ I was there for you ♪

♪ And you were there for me ♪

♪ And remember ♪

♪ Please remember me ♪

♪ And how we laughed ♪

♪ And how we smiled ♪

♪ And how this world
was yours and mine ♪

♪ And how no dream
was out of reach ♪

♪ I stood by you
you stood by me ♪

♪ We took each day
and made it shine ♪

♪ We wrote our names
across the sky ♪

♪ We ran so fast
We ran so free ♪

♪ I had you and you had me ♪

♪ Knew all about ♪

♪ Your bad reputation ♪

♪ And now it's bound to be
a heart break situation ♪

♪ But I can't help it
If I'm helpless every time ♪

♪ That I'm where you are ♪

♪ You walk in and my strength
walks out the door ♪

♪ Say my name
and I can't fight it anymore ♪

♪ Oh, I know I should go ♪

♪ But I need your touch
just too damn much ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Lovin'you, yeah ♪

♪ Isn't really something
I should do ♪

♪ I shouldn't want to spend
my time with you, yeah ♪

♪ Well, I should try
to be strong ♪

- ♪ I should try to be strong ♪
- ♪ But, baby, you're the right kind of wrong ♪

♪ Right kind of wrong ♪

♪ Baby, you're the right kind
of wrong ♪

♪ Baby, you're the right kind
of wrong ♪

♪ Now, baby, you're the right
kind of wrong ♪

♪ I don't like to ♪

♪ Be alone at night ♪

♪ And I don't like to ♪

♪ Hear I'm wrong
when I'm right ♪

♪ And I don't like to
Have the rain on my shoes ♪

♪ But I do love you ♪

♪ I don't like to ♪

♪ See the sky painted grey ♪

♪ And I don't like to
be the one with the blues ♪

♪ But I do love you ♪

♪ Love everything about ♪

♪ The way you're loving me ♪

♪ The way you lay your head
upon my shoulder ♪

♪ When you sleep ♪

♪ And I love to kiss you
in the rain ♪

♪ I love everything you do ♪

♪ Oh, I do ♪

♪ And I don't like to ♪

♪ Be alone in the night ♪

♪ And I don't like to ♪

♪ Hear I'm wrong
when I'm right ♪

♪ And I don't like to ♪

♪ Have the rain on my shoes ♪

♪ But I do love you ♪

♪ But I do love you ♪