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Come on, Stephanie! Come on!

- Mitch! - We gotta get off the boat! Come on!

- Good God! - Trisha! Mitch!

Stephanie!

All right. Easy. All right.

You're gonna be all right.

I'm not afraid to die.

- You're not gonna die. - No, you're not.

I'll never leave you.

I'll always be with you... everywhere you look.

No! No!

Honey, are you all right?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. Go back to sleep.

- Do you want to talk about it? - No.

Sweetie, you've gotta stop blaming yourself for Stephanie's death.

It was a horrible accident. That's all.

You said her name in your sleep again.

Oh, God.

You know, if I just... hadn't left her alone down there...

if I'd gotten to her sooner, I could've--

You've gotta let this go, baby. You've gotta let it go.

I know. I know.

- It's my fault, isn't it? - No, it's not your fault.

You'd gotten over it, and I stirred up all these memories of Stephanie.

Allison...

I wouldn't trade these last three months with you for anything in the world.

You know how much I love you, Mitch, don't you?

It's just that-- How can we be sure...

each of us, that you're not with me because I remind you of Stephanie?

Because I love you.

Everything about you.

Not just the way you look.

Close your eyes.

What are you doing?

Give me your hand.

- What? - Give me your hand!

Allison Ford, will you give me the great honor--

Yes! Yes!

With this heat wave, there's a quarter of a million people coming to the beach today.

I can't spare to have any lifeguards work the shoot.

No, I'll work it myself.

This is my first shoot...

for FHM, Taylor.

FHM? For Him?

Oh, I like that magazine.

See?

It lets us find out what men are fantasizing about.

Exactly.

Ohhh, okay.

But if there is an emergency...

I expect you to provide backup.

Definitely. No problem.

Whoo.! Come on.!

Congratulate the winner and still champion.

- Boo! - You're the best.

He's a cheater.

No, he's not.

- Hobe? - Yeah.

Do you think your dad will help on the beach today?

Maybe. If he's in town.

Since he met that travel agent, they've been going everywhere--

Bahamas, Mexico. Theyjust got back from Cuba.

Wow. That sounds like love.

So, what's she like?

I don't know. I haven't met her yet. Okay, bye.

Mitch, you're such a cheater!

Yeah! The real winner! Chicken dinner.

Whoo! I'll get it!

If you're calling for the loser, he's right behind me.

Hi. Is Mitch Buchannon there?

Whoo. It's a woman with a very sexy voice on the phone.

- Really? - Yes.

Give it! Yeah, it's Mitch.

- This is your favorite redhead in the world. - Hey, Taylor!

- You gotta be rocking today, huh? - Yes.

And I don't have enough guards to fill the towers.

Do you mind coming down to your old stomping grounds and lending a hand?

Oh, I don't know. All that running, all that swimming.

I wouldn't want to see you pull a muscle or anything.

Hey, darling, I can still do all day what it takes you lifeguards all day to do.

Come down and prove it.

All right. You got me. I'll be there.

- Alone? Or am I gonna get to meet this mystery woman? - I'll see you on the sand.

So, when do I get to meet all your friends?

I want to show off my engagement ring.

Which I adore.

It really means a lot to me that it was your mother's.

I'll tell you what.

You be at my tower at sunset.

We'll break the news to Hobie.

- And then we will shock the world. - Mm-hmm.

Hey! Aww!

- Yes? - Neely, it's Louis at Baywatch.

-Are you available to work a tower today? - Oh, I can't.

I'm sorry. I have meetings back to back today.

Oh, too bad. Your ex is gonna be working tower 1 2.

Are you saying that Mitch is back on the beach?

He is today. But if you're too busy--

I'll be there in an hour. Tower 1 2, right?

Okay, Sterling. Here you go, honey.

Watch out where you're walking. Don't step on any more bees, okay?

I won't. My friends and I have our towels right there, if you want to stop by.

Okay, I'll definitely try and stop by.

Okay. Thanks. Bye,J.D.

See you, Sterling.

- Hey, Hobie. - Hey, Sterling. How're you doing?

Getting taller. You still singing?

- Yeah. - Right on.

- What's up, brother? - What's up, man?

- Man, Summer's so hot.! -So when are you gonna ask her out?

Summer Quinn? Yeah, right. In my dreams.

I've had a crush on her since she was 1 8 and I was, like, 1 0.

You're not 1 0 years old anymore. Go help her open her tower.

Go for it, Hobester. Make your move.

- Go, go, go.! - Okay.

So, who are they from? You got a secret admirer?

No. No, no. They're from Eric Madden. He's a studio executive.

Whoa! Let me guess. He wants you to star in his next big movie.

Yeah, right. No. I met him in an art gallery and went to dinner with him.

Must've been a pretty hot date if he's sending you roses.

- What's this note say? - Hobie, no! Give it to me.

- I just want to read what he wrote. - It's personal!

- ''Summer, you are like your name.'' - I am gonna kill you.

''You are the hot sun on the golden sand...

the hot wind on a desert day.''

Oh, my gosh, Summer. This dude thinks you're hot.

He's not a dude. He is a mature, successful man...

who happens to be extremely romantic.

Mature? What is he, like, 50?

What? What has his age got to do with anything?

So it's no big deal for you to date a guy old enough to be your dad...

but if I asked you out, you'd say I was too young for you, right?

No.Just too immature. I'm going for my workout.

He already went out. Did you see him?

I was gettin' hot waitin' for ya.

Then why don't you take a long swim and cool off?

That's a hard choice.

Because I love being hot and I love being wet, but I can always do both.

- What do you want? - Well, we can start with a little kindness and respect.

After all, we were husband and wife.

No, we weren't. Never legally.

The marriage was annulled, remember?

Legality has nothing to do with the promises you made to me.

''Neely, I promise to honor you and love you.''

Why are you doing this now?

We had something once... a long time ago.

That's over, Neely. It's over.

Prove it.

Kiss me and tell me that I still don't turn you on.

You're afraid to kiss me because you know you still want me.

That's right. I want you.

I want you to get down off my tower and get the hell out of my life.

Fine. I thought we could handle this amicably.

If you'd rather go through lawyers, have it your way.

- Lawyers for what? - To get back what's rightfully mine.

If you're talking about your sanity, you'll need an entire firm.

I am talking about my engagement ring, my wedding ring, which you stole from me.

Stole from you? You threw them at my head, if I remember correctly.

They're mine, and I want them back.

Buchannon. Get me Taylor. I need a change of venue.

Can we get something on our legs right here? Honey, you're gonna burn.

Beautiful.

You guys look beautiful.

Looks good.

All right, girls.

- Slosh around in the water. - Slosh in the water.

Come together a little bit more.

Perfect. You guys looked great.

That's a wrap. That's our shot.

You guys looked beautiful. Thanks. Good job.

Wrap? You're not just gonna shoot 'em on the beach, are you?

Yeah. Don't you love it? The lighting's perfect. The waves made for a great background.

No. That's not what we promised FHM. The money shot's in the water.

Jerry, the waves are too big. These girls can't swim in waves like this.

I'm the producer here. Do what you have to do.

Get 'em in the water and get the shot. Okay?

Better get somebody out there.

Now are you satisfied?

Come on.!

Help!

Theyjust got one. Is she all right?

On three. One, two--

Easy, easy.

Clear the area. Get her up.

- She needs C.P.R. - Easy.

- No breath. Begin C.P.R. - I need the defibrillator.

- Easy! - One, two, three, four, five.

- Breathe. One, two, three, four, five. - Okay. Nice and easy.

Breathe. One, two, three, four, five. Breathe.

- Still no pulse. - Okay. Charging.

No breathing, no pulse. Starting C.P.R.

One, two, three, four, five. Breathe.!

Come on, baby. Come on. Still no pulse.

Charging. Clear. Shocking.

- One, two, three, four, five. Breathe! - Charging. Clear.

Shocking.

Just relax. Catch your breath.

I'm gonna take your pulse. Try to breathe real deep for me, okay?

Does anything hurt in your stomach? Any pain anywhere?

Okay, okay. Easy. Okay.

- It's all right. - She's got a pulse!

Easy. Easy. It's okay.

Let's make some room now.

Back up.! Step back.

Give us some room!

You okay? You wanna try to get up?

- You're gonna be fine. - Let's go.

Give 'em some room now. Back up. Back up.

Step away from the truck, please. Back up, please.

Thank you. All the way. All the way. Back up.

- Did you hear anything? - No, I didn't hear anything.

- Good job. - You too.

This doesn't change anything.

It sure did for the Little Mermaid.

No way! No. No.

I think that he was just excited because we had such a good rescue today.

Honey, that ocean was cold.

He was excited about more than chest compressions.

- Are you sure? - I'm very observant.

Oh, my God.

You wanna know the truth about a guy?

All you have to do is hug him and pay attention.

Little Hobie?

All right. I'll catch you next weekend.!

So that's your girlfriend, huh? The travel agent?

- That's her. - She's pretty good in the water.

- She's a triathlete. Trains harder than me. - Wow.

Now, don't freak out when you see her.

Why? What's wrong with her?

There's nothing wrong with her. It's just-- You'll see. Come on.

Whoo!

Whoa, she looks just like Stephanie.

Come on.

Hey, you!

- Hi. Oh! - You looked good out there.

Thank you. It was great. Hi.

Allison, I'd like you to meet my son. Hobie, Allison Ford.

Hi, Hobie. It's so nice to meet you.

Your dad talks about you all the time.

Hi.

Is this too weird?

No. It just, uh...

will take a little getting used to.

I mean, wow.

That's what I said when I first met her.

Since then, there have been a lot of wows.

Your father is the most wonderful man I've ever met.

Hobie... I've asked Allison to marry me.

Is that Grandma's ring?

Yes.

I'd like you to be my best man.

Sure. Of course. Congratulations.

Speak of the devil.

Ah. That's gotta be that woman Mitch has been seeing.

What do you say we, uh, go celebrate, huh?

- Sure. - Yeah, let's get outta here.

She looks like Stephanie.

Yeah, she does. That's weird.

- Is that somebody you know? - Yeah, it's Summer.

The one on the right is Neely Capshaw.

Neely. Oh, she's the one that tricked you into marrying her.

- Uh,yeah. - Hey, Mitch!

Hey, Neely.

Neely, Summer, I'd like to introduce you to Allison.

Allison, Neely and Summer.

- Hi. - Hi. Nice to meet you.

- Hi. - Hi.

Hey, sorry, guys, but we gotta run. We're late.

- I thought you weren't gonna relive your past. - Only when it concerns you.

It was a pleasure meeting you both.

- Yeah. You too. - Yeah. Fabulous.

- Hi. - Hey.

- So, I was thinking about our rescue today. - Really?

- How about you? - Yeah, it was pretty gnarly.

Hey, Hobester, we gotta run. Grab our gear, huh?

Yeah.

You know what, Neely? Don't mess this up for my dad, all right?

Mess what up?

Exactly how involved is he with this Stephanie clone?

Just forget it. This is just pointless.

Hobie, I wanna know. You know I'm gonna find out, so tell me.

He loves her. They're getting married.

Mitch, sweetie, listen.

''The natives of Haiku Island in Hawaii had no formal wedding ceremony.

They simply exchange vows on the rim of the volcano and stay together forever.''

Oh, Mitch, let's get married on Haiku Island.

I'm all for exchanging our vows, but on the rim of a volcano?

Come on! I mean, we should do something different.

- It'll be so romantic. - How do you get there?

Uh... we take a plane to Oahu, and then a boat to Haiku Island.

Oahu? Wait a second.

This could work. Punch up Turtle Bay.

CJ has a place at the resort there.

- Wow! It's beautiful. - Yeah.

What we could do is go over to CJ...

you could meet her, and then take a boat to Haiku Island.

That is why I love you so much.

- 'Cause I'm easy. - 'Cause you're romantic.

What are you doing now?

I'm going on Travelocity.

I wanna book this trip before you change your mind.

CJ's the lifeguard you told me about.

She's that, like, free spirit who broke a lot of hearts?

Yeah, but it was never her fault. Men just tried to own CJ.

But she was a free spirit, a little butterfly.

Ummm.

Ummm.

Ummm.

Lighten up, Eddy. This is unbelievable.

We have a one-day stopover in Hawaii before we head back to Australia...

and you want to video sea turtles.

Eddy, my friend, they're an endangered species.

If we get video of two sea turtles mating...

boom, instant sale to the Discovery Channel.

We have one night in Waikiki. Get a video of me mating, instant sale to Real Sex.

Uh... no. Sorry, pal. You're mending a broken heart.

Way too vulnerable for women right now.

No, I think sea turtles are a much safer bet.

- Last thing I want to see mating are turtles. - Hey.

- Hey, check this out. - What? Women?

No, it's a turtle. It's hung up in a fishing net.

If we don't get it offhim, he'll die. Let's go.

- CJ, what are you doing? - I'm meditating.

- I can see that. - I have my phone on vibrate if you need me.

Except you never answer it when it's on vibrate.

Well, I don't like to stop, 'cause it feels so good.

How can you meditate when you need to be working?

My Mercury and Venus is in alignment. There's gonna be a huge convergence.

Significant pieces of my entire life are headed for a crash-collision course.

I can feel it. Okay, you made your point. Fine.

And what is my point?

Your point is that there's a lot of people relying on me.

And I'm gonna keep my vow to never rely on men again.

I have to be more reliable. I've gotta stay focused. Business, business, business.

That needs to be your new mantra.

Business, business, business. I am totally focused.

What are they doing down there?

They're harassing that poor sea turtle.

CJ!

All right, that's it. That's the money shot right there.

All right, little man. Shoo.!

- Here we go. - Come on.

You stop harassing that turtle.!

CJ Parker. As I live and breathe.

Cort, what are you doing here? Eddy.

Hey, CJ. We're just making the world a little safer for the sea turtle.

- I told you about convergence. - CJ, let me look at you.

Oh, no! Aaah! I'm getting dizzy! Stop! Put me down!

Dizzy is her normal state of mind.

Hi. I'm Lani McKensie.

Pleasure to meet you, darling. My name's John.

- So you're the famous John D. Cort? - That'd be me.

Yeah, and I'm the infamous Eddy Kramer.

I know. I worked Baywatch in '97.

Everyone there had a Cort or an Eddy and Shauni story.

Eddy and Shauni? Hear that, Cort?

It's Eddy and Shauni. It-It's never just Eddy.

Remember when you guys got married on the beach? It was so romantic. Where is she?

- We're separated. - Oh, my God. That's so sad. Lani's single.

- Stop it, CJ. - Eddy's cute.!

She's just living vicariously through me since she's sworn off men.

- What? - Oh,yeah, right.

- Come on. Say it isn't so, CJ. - I did. I did.

I swore off men until my business is a success, right?

- Mm-hmm. - What kind of business?

- Wow. - So what do you think?

Incredible.

It's like an endless lifeguard party every day.

And every night.

Wow. These Spwipes are great.

I've always wanted to own a nightclub, do something different.

- Well, you've done it. - Hmm.

-So, what do you do here, darling? - Oh, I entertain the guests.

She's an incredible dancer. I got her to come all the way from Vegas.

Danced in Vegas. Wow.

No, it's not what you think. At the Flamingo Hotel in a production show.

- Really? - Yeah.

Oh! Oh, I'm vibrating. Hello?

CJ, it's me, Mitch.

Mitch? It's Mitch. It's Mitch. Lani, I told you-- convergence.

- So, is everything great? Are you wonderful? - Phenomenal.

CJ, I'm getting married next week... in Hawaii.

Mitch is getting married! Have I met her? Do I know her?

Not yet, but you're gonna love her. Her name is Allison.

Is she there? Can I talk to her?

- CJ wants to talk to you. - Me?

CJ, hi. It's Allison. I've heard so much about you.

Good. Then you know I'm stubborn, and I always get my way.

You guys have to get married here. It's absolutely gorgeous. You'll be so happy.

Oh, CJ, that is so generous of you.

Mitch and I want to spend time with you...

but we also have our hearts set on getting married on Haiku Island.

Okay. We can have your engagement party here then.

- Engagement party. - Let's do it.

- I can't wait to see Caroline! - Go live with your uptown tramp.

I told you, we're business partners. Look, Lynn invested in my company.

How could you take her to Paris? That's where we went on our honeymoon!

And don't you dare say that it was a business trip.

You're right. It wasn't business.

I took her to Paris because I wanted to be there with someone I love!

Oh, I hate you! I hate you!

- And cut.! That's a print. - Cut. Moving on.

That was absolutely perfect. You couldn't have done that better.

I'm gonna do another setup. Take 1 0, 1 5 minutes. We'll give you a call when we're ready.

Okeydokey.

Hey, could I get a P.A. over here now?

Caroline, listen. I've got this fabulous place down in Palm Springs.

- How would you like to come with me for the weekend, huh? - I don't think so.

Oh, okay.

Hello?

Why don't you make your perverted calls to somebody else?

Caroline, don't hang up. It's me, Neely.

Neely? What are you doing?

Getting massaged.

Okay. Why don't you call me back later?

No, no, no. This is important.

Caroline, Mitch is getting married.

Our Mitch?

Yes, our Mitch. The wedding's in Hawaii.

Her name is Allison Ford. She's a cheap little Stephanie knockoff clone.

Knockoff clone? What does that mean?

She looks just like Stephanie. Just like her, Caroline.

Well, Neely, I'm sure, as usual, you're being overly dramatic.

Why would I lie?

I mean, about this?

Caroline, if you care about Mitch...

you'll help me stop him from making the biggest mistake of his life.

What are you saying? You want me to help break them up?

Yes. Mitch will listen to you.

Lower, please.

Caroline, please.

She's using your dead sister-- your sister-- to trap Mitch.

Caroline?

Okay. Okay, I'll see if they can write me out of the show for a couple of days.

- Great. That'll do it. - Hey, Lorenzo, CJ wants it higher.

Excuse me. It's rude to stare.

Go on. Shoo.

Now that's what I call creative marketing.

- I'm just reflecting. - I know.

Men are tanning themselves in the glare of your body. Come on. Let's go.

- Mitch is here. - He is?

Yeah. Come on.

Wow.

Hey.!

You look gorgeous.

- So where's your girl? - I want you to meet my fiancee. Allison, the famous CJ.

- Hey, you. I missed you. - Too cute. Wow.

- Oh, good to see you. - Good to see you too, man.

I've been wanting to do that all day long.

God, you're beautiful.

Can't you just tell Shawn you want your own room?

- Tell him you snore or something. - I tried. He snores too.

I'll tell him I sleepwalk. We'll be quick.

Quick? J.D., this is not the cab of your truck.

Those are king-size beds upstairs.

I wanna wear mine out.

I just don't think now is the time to go public.

Shawn wants us to be happy, doesn't he?

Not this happy.

I don't know if I can stand it...

knowing you're right next door to me...

and not being able to touch you.

Kekoa.

- You were gone when I woke up. - I couldn't sleep.

You know, you don't have to go to Mitch's party if you can't handle it.

No, I want to go. I'll be all right.

Kekoa...

we're together now.

J.D.'s with Leigh. There's no reason we all can't handle this.

- That is, unless you're still in love with him. - No.

It's just I haven't seen J.D. since he broke off our engagement.

And Leigh and I are best friends.

I just don't know how I'm gonna feel seeing them together.

Think about it this way.

How are they gonna feel about seeing us together?

Oh, Neely, how did I ever let you talk me into this?

Because you're a drama queen, and I think deep down inside you hunger for chaos in your life.

Oh, well, thank you for feeding me such an immense portion.

Relax. You're an actress. Use it for motivation.

Okay, let's see. I am about to meet Allison...

who could very well be my late sister's identical twin.

She's marrying Mitch, a man who I love and respect...

but who blames himself for Stephanie's death...

and could very well be mistaking guilt for love.

And my friend Neely, she still covets Mitch.

I do not covet Mitch.

I've just realized that he's the only man I've ever really loved...

in my entire, pathetic, shallow existence.

You are not pathetic or shallow.

Thank you, Caroline.

But you are ruthlessly ambitious and completely without morals.

I resent that.

Maybe I used to be, but I've changed.

You're still trying to manipulate Mitch's life to suit your own agenda.

So what if I am? I'm doing it for his own damn good.

Ohhh.

- What are you looking for? - Prozac.

You're on Prozac?

Oh, no, honey. It's for you.

- You're beautiful. - Thank you.

Now promise me you won't get in that competitive thing with J.D.

How many times do I have to promise?

I just know how the two of you get.

And you're not competitive with Leigh?

Well, why should I be? I have nothing to prove.

Come on,J.D.!

Ow!

Okay, ladies, listen up. You are looking at a very competitive man here.

I go in that pool, it's to win. Understand? Here's the deal.

I want each one of you to wrap your legs around me...

and I will choose the one with the strongest grip, okay?

Kekoa, I think we need to talk.

We've been friends far too long to let what's happening come between us.

What is happening, Leigh? Maybe you can explain it to me.

Well, it's obvious that you're hurt and angry...

thatJ.D. and I started dating after you broke up.

It doesn't bother me a bit.

Ah, so you're not dating Jason to get back at me?

Why? Does that upset you?

I was never in love with Jason.

We just had great sex together.

That's not whatJason told me.

He said that sex with you was a little dull compared to the way he and I make love.

Interesting, 'cause that's exactly whatJ.D. said about you.

He didn't really say that, did he?

I'll kill him if he said that!

Well, ifJason said our sex life was dull...

I can only imagine the sexual circus contortions you two are going through.

Yeah,Jason does get a little wild, but I don't have to tell you that.

Well,J.D.'s incredible too, but--

Okay. I'm gonna just say this now...

even though I know that I'm gonna regret it later.

-J.D. screamed your name. - When? During sex?

Connected to the words ''I love you, I love you...''

and a few others that I'd just rather not repeat.

Well, why are you telling me this?

Because I thinkJ.D. is still in love with you.

I was at the Basilica of Our Lady of Guadalupe in Mexico City.

My R.P. was getting worse. I was going blind, no two ways about it.

Someone talked me into praying for three days straight.

Well, that was four years ago, and my eyesight has totally stabilized.

That's amazing. How much of me can you see?

Well, uh, when I look in your eyes--

I-- That's top and bottom.

And those are the sides. That's why I scan.

I guess-- Well, there are times...

tunnel vision can be a wonderful thing.

Tunnels can be dangerous if you don't watch where you're going.

Ow.

Oh, my goodness. Look at Hobie. God, he's such a hunk.

Oh, he takes after his father.

Please.

You know, if I hadn't sworn off men, I would give Summer a run for her money.

CJ, why did you swear off men?

'Cause every time I fall in love, my whole world falls to pieces.

- That's why a tadpole would be perfect. - Tadpole?

At the height of their sexual stamina, and they haven't turned into a frog yet.

- ''A''? - No, it's a ''K.''

- ''I''? - Right.

- ''S-S.'' - Mm-hmm.

''M.''

- ''E''? - Now, what does that spell?

''Kiss me.''

What are you doing?

Something I've been waiting 1 3 years to do.

- Wow. CJ did an amazing job. - Yes, she did.

- She's on Heavenhurst. - She's so pretty.

Rhythm of the strings.!

Oh, my God!

- Neely,you were right. - Be strong.

I'll get her away so you can talk to Mitch.

There's Caroline.

- Is that Neely with her? - What is she doing here?

I didn't invite her.

Hi.! Hi, Caroline. How are you?

It's good to see you. Hi.

Okay, it's very eerie. It's a little strange.

But Mitch really loves her, and she's really nice, okay?

- Okay? - What do you know about love, CJ?

- Why don't you keep your opinion to yourself? - You weren't invited here.

Well, I figured since I was a guest of honor at Mitch's last wedding--

Which you tricked him into.

That's why I love reunions. You can pick your relationship up right where you left off.

- Drop dead, CJ. - You first, Neely.

Be yourself, huh?

Hey, Caroline. Hi.

It's good to see you. Allison Ford, the famous Caroline Holden.

Hi. It's so nice to meet you. I've seen your work, and you're really, really good.

Actually, I'm just neurotic. It's easy to confuse the two.

Well, come on. Sit down.Join us.

Well, doesn't everybody look bronzed and beautiful.

Allison, it's nice to see you again.

- Hello, Neely. - Oh, sorry. Seat taken.

No problem.

Allison, uh, can I have a word with you alone?

- No! - Sweetie, it's okay. It's okay.

I'm sure Neely and I have some things we can discuss.

Mitch,just, you know, relax.

It's not as bad as it looks, despite what you may think.

Neely really cares about you. She would never do anything to hurt you.

Caroline, it sounds like a speech out of your soap.

You know she's a cold, conniving, corrupt stinker. And I don't trust her.

And if she comes back, you should throw her.

I love you and I miss you, and I wanna hear everything.

But I gotta go back to my work. Business, business, business.

So do you really love her?

Why does everybody keep asking me that?

Yes, I love her. I love Allison.

Look, I know what you're getting at.

I lost Stephanie once.

I'm not gonna let that happen again.

Okay.

- I don't trust you. - You don't know anything about me.

I know that you're trying to take advantage of Mitch's guilt over Stephanie...

and that if you cared-- if you really cared--

you wouldn't rush him into marriage.

Mitch and I love each other. We have no reason to wait.

What are you really after?

Happiness, love.

- Feelings you're incapable of. - Don't underestimate me.

I don't. I know what a vicious slut you can be.

You have no idea, you hell hag witch.

Don't even try to come between Mitch and me.

- You screwed up your own pathetic life! - Shut up!

- I'm warning you, you whore! - That's my ring!

- It's not your ring. It's Mitch's mother's ring. - He gave it to me!

Are you insane? It is my ring!

- Give it to me now! - Bimbo!

- Slut! - You witch! You filthy pig!

- Get off me! - It's my ring!

It's mine!

Give me my ring!

Get away from me,you witch.! What the hell?

Stay away from us, you bitch!

Get off me.!

Hey, come on, come on. Knock it off, knock it off.

- Knock it off!.Jesus! Come on! - You bitch!

Hey, calm down.!

Open your eyes, Mitch. She's playing you.

- Neely, come on. Let's go back to the room. - No!

She's a fake, and I'll prove it!

Well, that was a soap opera moment.

- How are you doing? I'm Eddy Kramer. - Hey.

I left Baywatch just before you got there.

Oh, yeah? You rescue people?

So they say.

So why don't you rescue me and come buy me a drink?

All right.

- Your brother's still a cop, right? - He's a detective. Why?

I need him to lift Allison's prints from this. Run a check on her.

But I need the results before Mitch's wedding.

Be very careful with that.

Why? What is this all about?

Call it due diligence. If it's required in business mergers, why not marriages?

- She's out of here, okay? - I need to go for a swim and clear my head.

- I'll go with you. - No. I need to be alone.

I don't want you swimming out there alone, not in this state of mind.

I'll be fine. I promise.

I love you.

This is Sato. Go ahead.

She's in the water, she's alone and the door is open.

- Allison, I was worried. - Oh, I'm so sorry.

I just got into the rhythm of everything, you know, thinking about things.

I got security to keep Neely out of the party. She'll be gone tomorrow.

Oh, honey, no. That's just gonna make everything worse.

- I don't want Neely and your friends to hate me. - That doesn't matter.

It does to me.

Let's go get dressed for the party.

So, has the happy couple arrived yet?

Neely, I thought Mitch paid security to keep you out of the party.

Apparently, the clone wants me here.

Neely, why don't you just back off and leave 'em alone?

Why don't you just back off and quit hittin' on my friend?

Excuse me. Maybe I should decide when he should quit hitting on me, okay?

Truce, please. Join us. Sit down.

Thank you.

J.D., this is a party. Let's not get into it here, okay?

Kekoa, I just came over to tell you how great you look.

You look great too. But you're here with Leigh. I'm here with Jason.

Let's not complicate our lives.

Well, we'll just complicate theirs then.

Miss me?

Some bubbly for my beautiful bubbly boss.

Oh, thanks, Lorenzo.

- Hi. - Oh, hey.

Just in time. So, how'd everything go?

- Everything is great. Thank you. - You're okay?

Oh, yeah.

I was worried.

Beautiful.!

Oh,yeah.!

- Lani! Whoo-hoo! - Hot!

Beautiful.!

Okay, everybody. We have to make a toast now. Everybody, raise your glasses.

Raise your glasses to Mitch and Allison.

May your life be full of sunny days and hotter nights.

And may all your dreams come true.

A votre sante.

Neely, I would love it if you would come to our wedding.

I wouldn't miss it for the world.

Great.

So what's up with this island? Is it totally amazing or what?

Yes. It's totally amazing.

It's a place you'll never forget as long as you live.

Oh, thank you, sweetie.

Okay. Listen up, everybody.

Captain Meka's got the itinerary for this beautiful day on the island of Haiku.

We're takin' Zodiacs and WaveRunners to shore.

How long do we get to play before this sacred ceremony?

You know, I think we should actually meet at the cave site about an hour before sunset.

- Then we can all hike up to the rim of the volcano together. - Great.

What are we sacrificing, a virgin?

- Yeah. Hobie. - Ss-ss-ss!

Listen, I'm gonna be givin' out maps of the islands later.

I caution you, don't go too far.

I heard some entrepreneur was trying to make Haiku a dive resort a few years back.

- Anchored these observation buoys all around the island. - Those things are great.

Surface in 'em, you take your gear off, watch the fish go by. They're great. Allison.

Uh, Neely, I'm really happy that you decided to come today.

- It means a lot to me. - Why?

I think by the end of the day, you'll have a different opinion of me.

- Great. Perfect. - Doubtful.

Lani, can I get a shot of you for FHM?

- It would look so beautiful. - Sure. Yeah.

- Oh, good. - Okay.

Ready? Oh, that's beautiful.

They're gonna love it. One more.

There's supposed to be active volcanoes around here. We should check 'em out.

- Allison said the waterfalls are beautiful. - It ought to be fun.

- Yeah. Let's go. - Come on. Let's get on the Zodiacs.

Sure.

- This is Jason. - Hey,Jason. It's Neely. We're at Haiku Island.

I didn't think cell phones worked out there.

It's a satellite phone. It works everywhere.

Listen, did your brother get the fingerprint results back yet?

No. Not yet. It'll still take another couple of hours.

Tell him to hurry. I have four hours until sunset.

Hey, hey. Neely, listen.

How are Leigh and J.D. getting along? Are they arguing?

How would I know?

Brother.

- Whoo! - Yahoo!

All right. Enjoy the island, but don't get lost. Come on.

Careful with that video equipment.

What the hell do you want?

What do I want? How about five years of my life back?

You've got yourself to blame for going to prison, not me.

That's just it. I do blame you.

You owe me, and I'm here to collect.

So the path to the Sacred Pools starts... here.

How sacred? Can we swim in them?

Very sacred, and, yes, you can swim in them. I'm gonna take Mitch there later.

If you want some privacy, you should probably go now.

- I'll lead the way. - I'll bet you will.

If we're not back in an hour, don't even think about looking for us.

Have fun.

- Ahh! - Hey,J.D.!

- I need some oil on my body. - Okay. Here.

Nah. This is way more fun.

- You're getting me covered with sand. Get off. - Whoa!

God. I was just trying to have some fun.

What's got into you lately?

You've been acting weird ever since Mitch's party.

I just want to soak up some sun and not think about anything.

Why don't you go surfing or hiking? Go have fun.

Amazing.

- I've never seen anything this beautiful. - Hmm.

So, with or without?

With.

Well, I guess that's a good place to start.

Come on, guys. You're killing us here.

Would you please swim and exit the water?

What the hell's goin' on?

It's a surprise wedding gift for your old friend Mitch.

So would you please swim...

and exit the water.

Now get out.!

- Move it! - Uuh!

Hurry up. Let's go.

Ow!

Let him go.! Let him go, or I'll snap her pretty little neck.

Let him go now!

So what's goin'on? Plan on tellin'us?

Yeah. I'll tell you what you need to know.

Aah!

Let's go.

Umm-mm-mm.

- Umm-mm-mm. - CJ,you have visitors.

Thank you, Lorenzo. CJ, sorry to bother you.

Oh, gosh. He's so beautiful.

He looks like Marky Mark, without the Funky Bunch.

- CJ, we were expecting a call from Haiku Island. - Have you heard from anyone?

No, but something's definitely wrong there. I can feel it. I can sense it.

So I never really know what's gonna happen to me next.

Am I gonna stay married to Bobby? Is he gonna leave me for Lynn?

Who knows? Maybe they're gonna kill me off and I'm gonna end up unemployed.

- What are you talking about? - Well, this. My life. It's a never-ending adventure.

That's what's-her-name-- your character's life.

This... right here...

is the adventure.

-Just roaming around in some jungle? - No. This.

Getting to know one another... while roaming around in a jungle.

Bet you haven't had too many dates like this in New York.

Sorry to startle you, guys.

There's a call on the ship for you, Miss Holden. They say it's urgent.

I don't understand. How did anybody find me here?

A Mr. Giallardi. They say he needs to speak to you right away.

- Who's he? - That's my agent.

Oh, my God. They're killing me off.

I asked them to write me out for a couple days. Now they're killing me off.

Hello?

Hello,Jack?

Jack, what's happening? They're not killing me off, are they? Jack?

- Are they killing me off? - Caroline,Jack's not on the line.

Oh. Uh... okay. Did he leave a message?

The good news is, they're not killing you off.

- Thank God. - The bad news is, I am.

I beg your pardon?

You'll be begging for your life, I suppose.

Who the hell are you?

You don't remember me, Eddy?

Let's get out of here.

Uuh!

- Eddy.! - Twelve years ago...

you testified at Hobie Buchannon's kidnapping trial.

Now do you remember me, Eddy?

Yeah, I remember you, Sato. Your breath still reeks.

- Uuh! Sh-- - Leave him alone.! What do you want?

- You want money? I'll give you money. - I don't want your money.

I want the both of you.

- Hey, Dad. - Hey.

Summer and I are gonna take the WaveRunner over to this more secluded beach.

- We'll be back before the wedding. - I don't know.

- That could be cutting it close. - Great! Thanks!

Don't worry, sweetie. We still have three hours before sunset.

- Mmm. - What do you say you and I go over to the Seven Sacred Pools...

naked...

do a little skinny-dipping.

Send Cort and Lani packing.

Oh, that sounds great, but I'm actually really, really happy right here.

Besides, we don't want to disturb Cort and Lani's hot island love.

No, I can't.

- When you try to swim away, you're pulling me under. - The water's too hot.

I know. I know. Just calm down.

They got us cabled over a volcanic vent.

- Now, what the hell? - What is it?

It's a damn video camera so these sick son of a bitches can watch us.

Aah! Let her go.

Whatever you're gonna do, just do it to me.

That's what I love about lifeguards-- heroic to the end.

You're still sick and twisted.

- Are you done? - Gaah!

- Please, don't kill me! Don't kill me, please! - Okay.

Give me your hand. Be a good girl. Come.

Stay there.

Now, be good and don't go anywhere.

Oh, my God. What is this?

What does he pay you? Whatever he pays you, I'll pay you double.

Shut up, or I'll drown you myself.

Where'd he go? Where's he going? Oh, my God! Please come back! Don't leave me here!

Oh, God. No. Please.

-Just get us out of here! - Caroline! Caroline!

Caroline! Calm down. Don't panic.

What's wrong?

Are you thinking about our age difference?

No. Why, are you?

- Yeah. I can't help it. - Me neither.

- Does it turn you on? - Totally.

- You? - Yeah.

Isn't that the crew from the boat?

Just ignore 'em.

What if we're late for your dad's wedding?

That's impossible. We just got here.

- Maybe something's wrong. - Come on.

Hey, guys. What's up?

I think the three of us should spend some time together.

Summer, run!

Here, kitty.

Here, kitty, kitty.

- Who is that guy? - His name's Sato.

- He's obsessed with getting revenge on my dad. - God.!

Run!

Come on, man. You know it's not about you.

I thought we were buddies. You don't write. Come on.

I can't breathe! I can't breathe!

Oh, my God!

Pull! Don't stop!

Aa-aah!

This won't work, Sato. My dad'll find us.

I'm counting on it. It's a question of whether he's gonna find you alive or not.

Why are you doing this? What's your problem? Uuh!

My son's about your age, Hobie.

Thanks to your dad, he's growing up somewhere without me.

I hope for your sake he gets here in time, but if he doesn't...

I got a little video for him, so he can suffer for the rest ofhis life.

Sorry, son. All right. Let's go.

Jason!Jase!

I've got the information Neely's been waiting for.

-Judy Radin? - She served time for forgery...

and assault with a deadly weapon.

She also had reconstructive surgery to look the way she does now.

Judy Radin?

No. What are you saying, that she had plastic surgery?

Oh, my God.

It's not me that you have to be honest with.

You have to be honest with yourself.

Leigh, I am not still in love with Kekoa.

What if I told you that she's still in love with you?

I'd say that you're out of your mind.

It's Allison and Mitch.

Come on. Let's not bother 'em.

Mitch. Where's Allison?

She's rehearsing her vows...

which is what I'm trying to do, if you don't mind.

- Mitch, Allison isn't who you think she is. - Oh, don't start.

Listen,Jason just called. His brother ran her fingerprints.

Her fingerprints!

Her fingerprints were on my necklace after we fought...

- so I had her checked out. - Well, that's it!

This obsession of yours has gone way too far.

Her real name is Judy Radin.

She served time for forgery and assault with a deadly weapon.

- Now, what-- what is with you anyway? - Mitch, I'm not lying to you!

Are you that vicious, you'd make up anything to keep me from marrying her?

If you don't believe me, callJason.

- Ask him about the ''before'' picture. - The what?

The picture before she had reconstructive surgery to look like Stephanie.

Oh, for God sakes. Why would she do that?

- What possible reason could she have? - I don't know.

- The battery is dead. - Damn it.

- Mitch? - What?

- How did you get here so fast? - What are you talking about?

We just saw you with Allison at the banyan trees.

Mitch, I don't know what her reasons were, but she had surgery.

When we fought, I felt the scars behind her ears.

You know what? He's taken long enough.

Be patient. I know what I'm doing.

He's in the palm of my hand.

Oh, Mitch.

I didn't see you coming.

- Who you talking to? - No one. I was just rehearsing my vows.

Oh.

What's wrong?

Nothing. I, uh--

Your flowers seem a little loose.

- Nervous? - Who wouldn't be?

In just a little while, everything we've dreamed about will come true.

Mitch, why are you looking at me like that?

It really is amazing how much you look like Stephanie.

I thought that didn't matter to you.

But it matters to you, doesn't it, Allison?

Or is itJudy?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Why would you do something like that?

Why would you go to all the pain and trouble to make yourself look like Stephanie?

To make sure I'd fall in love with you more easily?

It worked, didn't it?

You thought our meeting was some grand, karmic intervention...

so you could recapture the lost love of your life.

- Why would you do that? - You'll have to ask my partner that.

Who the hell's your partner?

It's me, beach boy! Yeah!

Yee-aahh!

- What's this all about, Sato? - Payback.

The only question you have to answer is, who can survive the longest?

Will it be couple number one, Cort and Lani?

Couple number two, Caroline and Eddy?

Mmm, the look of terror on their faces.

They realize they're gonna drown and not a lifeguard around to save 'em.

Don't look at me like that. This is between the two of you.

Oh, but I saved the best for last. Couple number three.

Oh, we can't make their faces under all that water.

Here, let me help you.

Uuh! Aah!

Sato, it's me you want.

Why torture them? Let them go, and do what you want to me.

You don't get it, do you? This is what I want to do to you.

I want you to live with the torment that the ones you love died because of you--

because of what you did to me.

None of this works unless you give me a chance to save 'em.

Well... there they are.

You're running out of time, gingerbread man.

It's been fun, Mitch.

Run, beach boy. Run!

Eddy and Caroline must be in one of those observation buoys.

Neely and I will take you out when we're anchored, then we'll go after Hobie and Summer.

Leigh, you gotta find Cort and Lani.

They're tied up at the base of a cliff near a volcanic vent or something.

- I'll start searching from the Sacred Falls. - Okay.

- Is this Sato guy deranged, or what? - He's psychotic. So is she.

- I'm so sorry, Mitch. - Me too.

Mmm, so bad.

Get ready!

- Aah! - Aah!

I can't breathe.

- Hold me. - Okay. Okay.

It's okay. I got ya.

It's gonna be okay. All right?

It's gonna be okay.

Lani, I need some slack.

I need you to take a deep breath and go under.

All right?

Forgive us our trespasses...

- as we forgive them-- - as we forgive those who trespass--

- Is it ''them'' or ''those''? - I think it's ''those.''

I've been saying ''them'' all these years.

Oh, God! J.D., you gotta hurry.

You gotta get us out of here. We're handcuffed to these pipes.

- You have any spare air? - No!

I don't have anything.

Over there by the rocks.

Uuh.!

No one's on the beach.

It's a helicopter.

- What? Oh, my God. - What? Aah!

Oh!

Please.

Untie 'em! Quick! God, Hobie.

He's unconscious.

Hobie!

Aah! Hobie! All right, let's get it. Come on!

One, two, three.

Uuh!

What's that down there?

It's J.D..!

I need a cutter, east end of Haiku Island.

Go.

Hey! Leigh!

Liegh!

Lani? Lani, they're here. Come on. Hey.

Oh.! Liegh.

- Here. I got her. I got her, I got her. - Okay.

Spit it out. Are you okay?

- Yeah. - No pulse.

Oh, God.

One, two, three, four.

- Come on, Hobie! - Five.

One, two, three, four, five.

- Sato, Sato. This is Vic. - Yeah.

I monitored their frequency. They're sending a cutter for backup.

Take the ship to international waters. We'll radio when and where to pick us up.

I'll get my wet suit on.

Guys, we're out of here. Boiler rising up.

- Let's go.! - Let's do it! Come on!

Dive ship Hawaiian Rainbow, one mile due west of Haiku Island.

We need some bolt cutters and spare air fast!

Copy that.

Cort and Lani are somewhere in the water near shore.

Near cliffs. You gotta find them, buddy.

Three, four, five. Pulse.

No pulse. Come on! Come on! Go!

One, two, three--

- Hang in there, Caroline. - Oh. Oh, God.

- One, two, three... - Can you hear me? Don't do this to me.

four, five.

Come on. Breathe. Let him breathe. Get away!

One, two, three, four, five.

- He doesn't have a pulse. - Hobie, breath.!

One, two, three, four, five.

- One, two, three, four. - Mitch.!

There! Yeah, yeah! Easy, Hobie. Easy.

Easy, easy. Easy, easy.

- Dad? - Yeah, Hobie.

- Hobie. - I knew you'd save me.

You scared the hell out of me. You scared me.

- Summer. - She's here.

- Aah! - All right. Get over here! Come on.

Get over here, the three of you!

Oh!

- Hurry up! Hey! - Come on!

Eddy, take this spare air. I got the bolt cutters.

Die, beach boy.

Ohh!

What, one of your facial implants explode? Get up.

- What's he doing? - Dad's getting in the water, so we'll have the advantage.

Listen to me. Take a deep breath.

- Kekoa's gonna take you out, okay? - Okay.

Now breath.

Ah! Ha ha! Whoo!

Hawaiian Rainbow, this is the U.S. Coast Guard.

Heave to, and prepare to be boarded.

- Are you okay? - Yeah. I'm all right. I'm okay.

Where's Sato?

Fish food.

- Thanks. - What are ex-wives for?

- No. What are friends for. - Friends.

All right. Get up. Get up!

- I really fell for you. - I'm good at what I do.

Let's go, honey.

Well, my relationship didn't exactly work out the way I expected.

But the thing about relationships--

You never know what to expect.

We all came to Hawaii for a wedding ceremony...

and CJ wasn't about to let us go home without one.

Well, I did say CJ was a free spirit.

A little butterfly.

Looks like this butterfly was finally caught.

I thought you were swearing off men.

I was, but all business and no play makes CJ a very dull girl.

You, dull? Never.

Congratulations. Lorenzo, you are a lucky man.

Our favorite hotel waiter will be lucky to survive the night.

And me?

I'll be lucky to survive Neely.