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- I love you.
- I love you too.
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Havana. You got 24 hours, Agent Six.
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Don't get yourself killed.
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Could be fun.
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In my line of work,
I'm always on the road.
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New city.
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New name.
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New target.
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Whiskey. Big ice cube.
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{\an8}They tell me you are
looking for El Escorpión.
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Not tonight.
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But I never lose myself.
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It's a job.
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I have a routine.
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No attachments.
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Follow your rules.
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I only have one.
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No women, no children.
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Oh, fuck.
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Maybe she's okay.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Fuck.
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Six here.
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Is it done?
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Yep.
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Got her.
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"Her"?
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Your target was a man.
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Uh, no, it wasn't.
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The target you sent was a blonde woman.
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Unless you're saying it's a man.
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I mean, I'm not gonna
assume their pronouns.
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It's a female-presenting person.
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Uh...
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Six, you killed the wrong target.
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I don't know what to tell you, PQ,
but the way this works is
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you send a photo of a person
and I kill them.
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The only way it gets fucked up
is if you send the wrong photo.
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Holy shit!
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You sent the wrong photo?
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- I didn't.
- You did!
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You got an innocent woman killed,
now you're gonna deny it.
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You know what? Connect me with HR.
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We don't have an HR.
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Exactly. That's how we end up
in situations like this.
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Look, I gotta go, man.
I don't know what the fuck to tell you.
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In my line of work,
I only have, uh, two rules.
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How do I get out of this fucking place?
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No children.
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And, uh, never lose your cool.
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Oh...
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What the fuck?
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Ugh...
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Fuck!
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What the fuck did I eat?
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Fuck. I got ice.
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Did I drink the ice?
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This is fucked.
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Ugh, there's so much shit,
it's fucking everywhere.
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I hate my life.
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Jesus Christ.
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Oh...
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Oh, fuck.
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Just a moment, Enrique, I'm coming!
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No problem, sir.
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I'm at the harbor right now,
dude. There's a paid ticket I have.
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They're gonna leave
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- if I don't get on the boat.
- Six.
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{\an8}-This guy's gonna take off.
- Six.
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Hold on a sec. The bags. Pick the...
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- Six...
- Pick the bags with me.
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Hurry up, sir.
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Fuck!
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- Fucking key's in my jacket.
- Six.
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I, uh... Hey!
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Oh, it's you.
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Yeah. Would you do me a favor?
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Would you fuck a friend of mine?
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You don't have to really fuck him.
Just play with this dick.
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He probably comes fast.
Uh, you understand?
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Like, will you have sex with my friend?
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Motherfucker.
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No, uh... You know what?
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Scratch that. New plan.
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You're making me pull out
the big guns here.
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That's some wild shit.
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You like sloppy top, right?
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- What?
- Blow jobs. I'll give you a blow job.
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Make sure nobody learns about this,
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and I will give you a blow job
on your morning commute...
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- Agent Six.
- ...every day.
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And if I go out of town,
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I'll double up when I get back, all right?
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And I will not act like it's a chore.
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I will work at it.
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I'll learn what you like,
and I'll take my time.
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I will enjoy it.
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Want me to put my finger in your ass?
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I can do that too.
I don't mind getting a little dirty.
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- Um...
- And you can just bust
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right as we're pulling
into the parking lot.
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Please let me do this.
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I want to be your cum slut.
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I want you to fill me up,
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fill up my belly every day
with your yum-yum... sauce.
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I want to drain your nuts.
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And I don't have a gag reflex.
I've never told you that.
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So, my throat...
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...which has no gag reflex, is yours.
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You own my throat.
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Every day. Please.
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Does this guy ever shut the fuck up?
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Am I on speakerphone?
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And video.
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What the hell is "sloppy top"?
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Uh...
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What's that?
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You guys are breaking up.
My battery's dying.
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We got you at 85%.
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In my line of work, there are no rules.
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Actually, I just can't
be handcuffed by rules.
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So, you know what I mean?
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Oh, except for that no children rule.
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The "no children" is a good rule.
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I don't kill kids.
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- Fuck.
- My child!
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- No.
- My one-week-old child.
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Can somebody come shoot me?
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Jobs are tough.
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I mean, I wouldn't know
because mine is not.
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I'm a comedian.
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You know that dumb shit
you get sent to HR for saying?
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I get paid for that.
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But other people's jobs are...
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...messy.
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You ready, boys?
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Also messy.
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Some people are great at their jobs.
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Fifty-five years,
not one kid hit by a car.
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Other people are bad at their jobs.
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Like my piece-of-shit assistant Reed,
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who is a completely inept fucking moron
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who is only still here
because I hate confrontation.
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- Doing great, bud.
- Sorry, sir.
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I may be a lowly comedian,
but it's a job I take very seriously.
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As you'll see from the stories
I'm about to share with you.
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Let me be perfectly clear from the start.
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This isn't so much a job
as a responsibility.
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Our residents, they don't have much time.
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What they need is consistency and order.
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They don't like change.
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Do you understand?
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Si. Yes, I understand.
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When I see a wrong in the world,
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to leave it would be
a betrayal of my own heart.
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Mr. Fletcher.
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Mr. Fletcher.
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You gotta see this.
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I pay you to clean, not to dance.
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{\an8}Signore, these people are not ghosts.
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They are not shadows of the past.
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We must give them more.
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You're a liability.
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I don't know what this man is doing,
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but he's incredible.
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I used to be an opera singer.
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You have a beautiful voice.
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They're alive again, sir.
The man has a gift.
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How is he doing this?
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Lick my ass. Lick it. Oh.
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What the fuck?
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Yes, you are my nasty girl. Yeah.
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Yes.
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What the hell is going on?
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Signore, I give them life. I come so hard.
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They eat my ass.
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Now you understand?
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No.
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No, I don't understand.
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You get out! You get out now!
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Coward!
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I do it for them!
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Massimo!
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Please calm down.
This is very cut-and-dried.
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He was not cut.
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And I was not dry.
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I didn't even get to eat his ass.
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- We want Massimo.
- Massimo!
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They won't eat, sir.
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It's been weeks.
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I don't know what to do.
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Massimo.
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- Massimo.
- Yes.
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I am a simple man from Sardinia.
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Where I'm from,
we take care of our elders.
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We show them love.
It fills them with life.
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You treat them like they're already dead.
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These are beautiful people.
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Look at Marta. She can garden again.
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Basta. Basta. No more. Oh!
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And John,
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he play a baseball catch with his bambino.
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Dorothy.
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She learn and she love a nipple torture.
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Feels nice.
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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Oh!
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Well, it's unorthodox,
but I can't argue with the results.
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Massimo can stay.
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Hey!
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Come into me!
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This is my home!
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I don't go nowhere!
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This is my home! Forever!
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I'm pregnant.
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No...
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English.
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What?
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Io no speak inglese.
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He definitely speaks English.
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No, no. Uh...
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He's calling an Uber.
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No, no, no.
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I, uh... I go Walmart.
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I come back ten minuti.
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You stay.
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Uber for Massimo. Going to the airport?
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Fuck.
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Okay, I come right back.
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Okay. Bye-bye.
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I come back ten, maybe 15 minuti.
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Go, go, go, go, go.
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Okay. Bye-bye.
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Fucking Italians.
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Fuck my life.
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We need to increase efficiency
in the fourth quarter
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if we're going to keep the board at bay.
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So I'm expecting big things
from your team, Evan.
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Evan. Are you even listening?
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Uh...
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Sorry, sir, I, uh...
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I'm just a little thrown by the IT guy.
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Oh, right. Uh, Cyrus from IT is using
the latest tech to update our servers,
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which should help us
with our efficiency objectives.
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Now, if you look at the numbers
from the latest manned projections,
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page 3 clearly lays out
the efficiency measures
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that will put a cap on cost overruns
that put us in the red
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on two of the last four quarters.
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Part of that was due to
Tampa not coming through
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with the metrics we requested.
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We do not want to pull another Tampa.
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Sir...
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What's going on? I was really cranking.
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Yeah. What are you doing?
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Updating our server
with the new software patch
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and getting us back online.
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What's it look like I was doing?
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I mean, it looked like you...
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You had two, uh...
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Look, I...
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Why are you doing your work in here?
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Can't you do it in your office?
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And miss Cheryl's birthday?
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No.
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I guess I was just raised different.
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Plus, I don't want a repeat
of Oliver's birthday.
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I didn't get any of that cake.
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- That was some good cake.
- It was.
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Can I get back to it? Please?
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Yes, of course.
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Jesus Christ.
274
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Anyway, legal wanted me
to remind all of you
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that any and all sales contracts
need at least three days of lead time.
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Whoa, doc.
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That's a big one.
278
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You can reach out to Marcy Malloy,
lead counsel,
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and she can turn around contract approval
in as little as one business day.
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Just don't abuse it.
281
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Please... please do not forget to--
282
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Oh, come on, sir.
283
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:21,383
He's clearly using that headset
for virtual reality porn.
284
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I'm sorry.
285
00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:25,805
Did you just say virtual reality porn?
286
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Is that even a thing?
287
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,641
You just mimed unzipping pants
288
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and said,
"Whoa, doctor, that's a big one."
289
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:35,855
I unzipped a server file
that's absolutely huge.
290
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I've never seen printer drivers this size.
291
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Okay, but then you pumped.
292
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I mean, you were pumping...
293
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Lube?
294
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Thank you, Cheryl.
295
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Lubrication was the word
I was looking for.
296
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You were pumping lubrication.
297
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Okay.
298
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After I unzipped the server file,
I pushed down the excess data.
299
00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:00,922
And then I just rubbed my hands together
because I was cooking, man.
300
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,382
Yeah. What about all the licking?
301
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:03,925
Oh, my God.
302
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:07,971
I have severe carpal tunnel
from working with computers all day. Okay?
303
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,931
So I activated the oral control,
304
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:13,393
including the tongue toggles,
so I could be more efficient, sir.
305
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,562
Why am I explaining myself to you, Evan?
306
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:18,857
Do I come into your office
and ask you about the numbers
307
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:23,152
on why our tax liability in China
has tripled since you joined the company?
308
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,988
No. I let you do your work.
309
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,573
Let me do mine. Okay?
310
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:30,368
As far as I know, I'm the only one here
who knows how this software works.
311
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,037
Uh, maybe I'm mistaken. Do you?
312
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,706
Do you?
313
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,041
How about... just get back to work?
314
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The sooner we finish,
the sooner we have cake.
315
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:43,006
Sound good? Okay.
316
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,841
He was eating ass.
317
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,260
I don't know how servers work.
318
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,804
This technology is the future,
ladies and gentlemen.
319
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Six months from now,
you're all going to be using it.
320
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,810
So adapt or die.
321
00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:01,107
Well, speaking of tax liabilities,
322
00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:03,611
Evan, why don't you give us an update?
323
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,236
I'd love to, sir.
324
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:08,489
Ahh. Come here, little buddy.
325
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:09,657
That's a good boy.
326
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:10,950
As you know,
327
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:14,329
over the past several quarters,
we have had a tariff...
328
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,956
- That's a good boy.
- ...um, increase.
329
00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:18,666
Oh, yeah. Tight little pup.
330
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,002
Our projections are show...
331
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,966
- Oh, so tight.
- My... My...
332
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,594
Sir, he's being a little Chinese girl.
333
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,638
Evan, let the man do his work.
334
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:34,600
Oh, is this hard?
335
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:38,686
You know what? Let's just do cake.
336
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:39,813
Oh, yeah.
337
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,608
Yeah? Let's get cake.
338
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,318
Come on, guys.
339
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:48,489
Happy birthday to you
340
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:53,159
Happy birthday to you
341
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,912
Happy birthday, dear Cheryl
342
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I'm almost there.
343
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,959
Happy birthday to you
344
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,716
Oh! Look, the servers are back online.
345
00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:09,968
You're welcome.
346
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,762
- Good job, Cyrus.
- Nice work.
347
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,390
Oh, Christ.
348
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,686
Hey.
349
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:20,479
Where's my slice?
350
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,233
Oh, no.
351
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,236
I'm sorry, Cyrus. All out.
352
00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:30,739
I guess I'm not so good with numbers.
353
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:35,284
All right. Did everyone get cake? Good.
354
00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:36,703
Double slice.
355
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,706
For you a slice. All right.
356
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:40,873
You cut that piece in half.
357
00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:43,460
Great. Let's eat some cake.
358
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:47,798
That's fantastic.
359
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,842
Wow. Who picked this up?
360
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,845
{\an8}Mmm... Now this is cake.
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