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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,656 --> 00:00:09,656 DOWNLOADED FROM WWW.AWAFIM.TV 2 00:00:09,656 --> 00:00:12,991 So, yeah, we're a lot less structured than, uh, Bailey here. 3 00:00:12,992 --> 00:00:16,119 We don't divide the pot by sector, but by relationship. 4 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:18,038 [sighs] We eat what we kill, 5 00:00:18,039 --> 00:00:20,874 but, um, often I will partner a manager 6 00:00:20,875 --> 00:00:23,669 with a specific target if I think they have a better shot that way. 7 00:00:23,670 --> 00:00:26,380 - So, transparency within the office. - Yeah, that makes sense. 8 00:00:26,381 --> 00:00:27,464 Uh-huh. 9 00:00:27,465 --> 00:00:30,676 I know you're used to a more, uh, siloed approach, Coop, 10 00:00:30,677 --> 00:00:34,179 but, uh, I gotta tell you, I think this could be a great fit for us. 11 00:00:34,180 --> 00:00:36,098 - [knocks on door] - Max. Yeah, get in here. 12 00:00:36,099 --> 00:00:38,892 - Coop, you know Max Cone? - I don't know, do we? 13 00:00:38,893 --> 00:00:40,102 Oh, the Robin Hood dinner last year. 14 00:00:40,103 --> 00:00:42,104 You outbid me on the suite for Taylor Swift. 15 00:00:42,105 --> 00:00:44,356 - Right. Sorry about that. Yes. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 16 00:00:44,357 --> 00:00:46,692 I have a 17-year-old daughter, there would have been hell to pay. 17 00:00:46,693 --> 00:00:49,236 - [chuckling] I bet. - Max is a superstar. 18 00:00:49,237 --> 00:00:51,780 He's been on a hot streak all over emerging markets. 19 00:00:51,781 --> 00:00:54,284 [sighs] Well, I look forward to hearing all about that. 20 00:00:54,993 --> 00:00:57,870 You're aware of the non-solicit? 21 00:00:57,871 --> 00:00:59,121 [Max] Oh, legal isn't worried. 22 00:00:59,122 --> 00:01:01,916 The cost of enforcement would be too stiff, even for Bailey. 23 00:01:05,753 --> 00:01:09,172 Okay, so I run my own book, transparently, of course. 24 00:01:09,173 --> 00:01:11,049 - [chuckles] - Uh, the usual draw, 25 00:01:11,050 --> 00:01:13,176 all that's left to figure out is the percentages on the share. 26 00:01:13,177 --> 00:01:14,262 Sound about right? 27 00:01:15,597 --> 00:01:16,931 Not exactly, no. 28 00:01:18,182 --> 00:01:19,641 It's Max's book. 29 00:01:19,642 --> 00:01:23,228 Uh, you'd be a hired gun hunting and gathering for a fee. 30 00:01:23,229 --> 00:01:24,521 We'll see how it goes. 31 00:01:24,522 --> 00:01:26,816 [Max] Yeah, we'd work together to bring in the investment capital. 32 00:01:27,650 --> 00:01:29,359 So I bag the elephants for the kid, 33 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:31,653 he builds his book and then you cut me loose? 34 00:01:31,654 --> 00:01:33,530 Whoa, I don't need anybody's help. 35 00:01:33,531 --> 00:01:36,116 All due respect, Max, your boss thinks you do, 36 00:01:36,117 --> 00:01:38,410 or we wouldn't be having this conversation, would we? 37 00:01:38,411 --> 00:01:39,578 Coop. 38 00:01:39,579 --> 00:01:41,955 Three Yankees did a shitty 7% last year, Ben. 39 00:01:41,956 --> 00:01:44,750 The year before that you were down 20% when everybody else was up. 40 00:01:44,751 --> 00:01:46,335 We outperformed the index stocks in the aggregate. 41 00:01:46,336 --> 00:01:49,171 Max, be quiet. Nobody cares about the index stocks. 42 00:01:49,172 --> 00:01:51,506 - Who... Who... Who's his father? - What? 43 00:01:51,507 --> 00:01:54,135 He's been in here less than five minutes, I already know he's somebody's son. 44 00:01:55,053 --> 00:01:56,970 [chuckles] My sister. 45 00:01:56,971 --> 00:01:59,514 [chuckles] Well, Uncle Ben, 46 00:01:59,515 --> 00:02:02,559 you're one margin call away from selling shitty condos in New Jersey, 47 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:05,062 and you're about to hand the keys over to some dipshit in cheap shoes... 48 00:02:05,063 --> 00:02:06,730 - [Max] Hey. - ...who's a member of the lucky sperm club. 49 00:02:06,731 --> 00:02:08,898 - Bro, you can't come in here-- - Shut the fuck up, Max. 50 00:02:08,899 --> 00:02:10,067 Coop. 51 00:02:10,068 --> 00:02:12,612 Ben, you're a sinking ship. 52 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:15,406 You're a punch line at dinner parties. 53 00:02:15,949 --> 00:02:18,910 Well, from what I hear, the only place willing to meet you. 54 00:02:20,495 --> 00:02:22,038 And what does that say about you? 55 00:02:24,290 --> 00:02:25,458 Good luck. 56 00:02:37,262 --> 00:02:39,513 [Coop] I was unemployed and, apparently, unhirable, 57 00:02:39,514 --> 00:02:41,431 sitting in a $200,000 car, 58 00:02:41,432 --> 00:02:44,018 wearing my best suit, and a stolen watch. 59 00:02:44,686 --> 00:02:47,272 Nothing made sense, and that being the case, 60 00:02:47,856 --> 00:02:50,441 it was time to start considering some other options. 61 00:02:51,109 --> 00:02:53,736 [engine revs] 62 00:02:55,196 --> 00:02:57,574 - [thuds] - [tires screeching] 63 00:03:04,956 --> 00:03:07,541 Patek Philippe Nautilus, 18 karat. 64 00:03:07,542 --> 00:03:08,917 [inhales sharply] 65 00:03:08,918 --> 00:03:10,086 It's a nice watch. 66 00:03:10,962 --> 00:03:12,254 Gotta check the book, 67 00:03:12,255 --> 00:03:16,259 but I think I can give you about, um, 175,000 for it. 68 00:03:17,051 --> 00:03:18,969 Yeah, there's a strong secondhand market for these. 69 00:03:18,970 --> 00:03:20,054 200. 70 00:03:20,763 --> 00:03:22,347 185. 71 00:03:22,348 --> 00:03:23,725 Best and last. 72 00:03:26,227 --> 00:03:27,896 - Sold. - Great. 73 00:03:28,688 --> 00:03:31,691 - I just need the box and the papers. - [sighs] 74 00:03:33,193 --> 00:03:35,694 Uh... [stammers] ...it's not new. 75 00:03:35,695 --> 00:03:37,863 Yeah, I know, but it's got a serial number 76 00:03:37,864 --> 00:03:40,324 and a certificate of authenticity, which I'm gonna need. 77 00:03:40,325 --> 00:03:43,535 [sighs] Well, I don't have any of that. 78 00:03:43,536 --> 00:03:46,038 It was a gift. 79 00:03:46,039 --> 00:03:47,457 [scoffs] Right. 80 00:03:48,166 --> 00:03:49,625 Sorry, my friend. [sighs] 81 00:03:49,626 --> 00:03:51,544 No papers, no sale. 82 00:03:52,212 --> 00:03:54,464 Well, what if I drop the price? 83 00:03:57,175 --> 00:04:00,094 [breathes deeply] Here. 84 00:04:02,013 --> 00:04:04,056 You go here, in the Bronx. 85 00:04:04,057 --> 00:04:05,475 You ask for Lu. 86 00:04:06,434 --> 00:04:07,434 - Lu? - Yeah. 87 00:04:07,435 --> 00:04:10,271 And you tell Lu, Lipschitz sent you. 88 00:04:39,592 --> 00:04:40,885 [car beeps] 89 00:04:54,274 --> 00:04:55,567 You Lu? 90 00:04:56,651 --> 00:04:57,902 Who's asking? 91 00:04:58,903 --> 00:05:01,238 Oh, uh, sorry, Lipschitz sent me. 92 00:05:01,239 --> 00:05:02,365 I'm Lu. 93 00:05:04,659 --> 00:05:07,287 - How do you know Lipschitz? - Uh, we just met. 94 00:05:08,329 --> 00:05:11,748 Met where? In a bar, a synagogue, AA meeting, where? 95 00:05:11,749 --> 00:05:13,709 Oh, his shop. Uh, I'm just... 96 00:05:13,710 --> 00:05:15,461 I'm trying to sell this. 97 00:05:19,007 --> 00:05:20,716 We're going in back, Rocco. 98 00:05:20,717 --> 00:05:22,594 Come on, let's have a look. 99 00:05:23,553 --> 00:05:25,305 [buzzes] 100 00:05:31,769 --> 00:05:34,772 [children clamoring] 101 00:05:37,692 --> 00:05:42,696 Go upstairs and watch TV while Bubby does business, okay? 102 00:05:42,697 --> 00:05:44,657 - [grandchild 1] Okay. - [grandchild 2] Okay. 103 00:05:45,742 --> 00:05:46,743 Oh. 104 00:05:47,577 --> 00:05:49,786 Yeah, so my, uh... 105 00:05:49,787 --> 00:05:51,706 my wife just thinks it's too showy. 106 00:05:52,790 --> 00:05:54,542 Too showy, huh? 107 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:59,630 Is that why you don't wear a wedding ring? 108 00:05:59,631 --> 00:06:01,757 You gonna buy the watch or are you gonna analyze me? 109 00:06:01,758 --> 00:06:04,051 I can do both at the same time. 110 00:06:04,052 --> 00:06:06,471 [breathes deeply] 111 00:06:07,931 --> 00:06:10,265 [clicks tongue] I'll give you 65 for it. 112 00:06:10,266 --> 00:06:12,100 Lipschitz was gonna give me 185. 113 00:06:12,101 --> 00:06:13,353 Then he sent you to me. 114 00:06:14,020 --> 00:06:15,813 You could sell it legit, you wouldn't be here. 115 00:06:18,274 --> 00:06:19,275 Ninety-five. 116 00:06:23,738 --> 00:06:26,448 We don't get men like you in here very often. 117 00:06:26,449 --> 00:06:28,618 You're what, a trader? Stockbroker? 118 00:06:29,619 --> 00:06:30,703 Whatever. 119 00:06:31,204 --> 00:06:36,124 The point is, you're a man who buys and sells things he never touches. 120 00:06:36,125 --> 00:06:38,503 You assign value out of your ass. 121 00:06:39,128 --> 00:06:42,924 Your skill is in selling that value to other rich schmucks. 122 00:06:43,758 --> 00:06:47,469 Now here you are, selling me something you can hold in your hand. 123 00:06:47,470 --> 00:06:48,971 This is new to you. 124 00:06:48,972 --> 00:06:53,184 You don't understand this market, but you still think you can negotiate it. 125 00:06:55,311 --> 00:06:57,397 That's not savvy, that's stupidity. 126 00:06:59,232 --> 00:07:01,150 Maybe it's just desperation. 127 00:07:03,987 --> 00:07:05,864 That's the first honest thing you've said. 128 00:07:06,364 --> 00:07:08,323 Now we can do business. 129 00:07:08,324 --> 00:07:09,659 I'll give you 60. 130 00:07:11,202 --> 00:07:12,452 You just said 65. 131 00:07:12,453 --> 00:07:13,787 Deal. 132 00:07:13,788 --> 00:07:15,956 You got me back to my original price. 133 00:07:15,957 --> 00:07:18,293 Some negotiator. [sighs] 134 00:07:30,763 --> 00:07:33,141 [theme song playing] 135 00:08:49,217 --> 00:08:53,011 [moaning, panting] 136 00:08:53,012 --> 00:08:54,764 [moaning] Oh, baby. 137 00:08:57,016 --> 00:08:59,185 [moaning, panting] 138 00:09:07,277 --> 00:09:08,403 [Mel] It's time, bud. 139 00:09:11,114 --> 00:09:12,365 It's time. 140 00:09:12,991 --> 00:09:14,491 - Good morning. - We're late. 141 00:09:14,492 --> 00:09:17,244 Hey, did you text your dad back? 142 00:09:17,245 --> 00:09:18,370 Are you kidding? 143 00:09:18,371 --> 00:09:20,665 Just text him back, please, for me. 144 00:09:21,624 --> 00:09:22,958 Yeah, fine. 145 00:09:22,959 --> 00:09:24,168 Hey. 146 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:30,091 Bye, Mom. 147 00:09:32,468 --> 00:09:36,638 [instructor] Arm into the sky as you inhale, taking the right arm down back. 148 00:09:36,639 --> 00:09:38,056 We'll drop that left arm back... 149 00:09:38,057 --> 00:09:39,976 My thong has impregnated me. 150 00:09:41,019 --> 00:09:42,020 There you go. 151 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:44,939 Hi. 152 00:09:51,446 --> 00:09:52,447 Thank you. 153 00:09:54,449 --> 00:09:58,493 She's, like, an expert on finding ways to call my mom's boyfriend a dick. 154 00:09:58,494 --> 00:10:01,496 It was just a selfie and I shared it with my boyfriend, 155 00:10:01,497 --> 00:10:03,415 then he shared it with his friends... 156 00:10:03,416 --> 00:10:04,458 Oh. 157 00:10:04,459 --> 00:10:06,210 I dropped out of robotics club. 158 00:10:06,211 --> 00:10:07,544 Tell me what happened. 159 00:10:07,545 --> 00:10:09,756 You can't make me talk. 160 00:10:11,341 --> 00:10:12,925 No, look, he comes downstairs with flowers, 161 00:10:12,926 --> 00:10:16,386 he planted the biggest, sloppiest most tongue-iest kiss on me 162 00:10:16,387 --> 00:10:18,181 that you've ever experienced in your life... 163 00:10:20,642 --> 00:10:21,975 Mark. 164 00:10:21,976 --> 00:10:24,770 [Mark] Yeah, my mother went off on me like she usually does. 165 00:10:24,771 --> 00:10:28,398 I guess I just proved her right for, like, the thousandth time. 166 00:10:28,399 --> 00:10:29,608 [Mel] Well, now wait a minute. 167 00:10:29,609 --> 00:10:32,027 Can we acknowledge that there's a difference 168 00:10:32,028 --> 00:10:35,531 between getting detention and keying a car? 169 00:10:35,532 --> 00:10:37,450 Yeah, I know. 170 00:10:38,284 --> 00:10:40,994 Is that the first time you've ever done something like that? 171 00:10:40,995 --> 00:10:42,204 The first time I got caught. 172 00:10:42,205 --> 00:10:43,540 [exclaims] 173 00:10:44,791 --> 00:10:47,876 - Do you know the owner of the car? - Nah, it wasn't like that. 174 00:10:47,877 --> 00:10:49,169 Why'd you do it then? 175 00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:52,006 I mean, you may not know, but I'm just wondering, 176 00:10:53,716 --> 00:10:55,051 what was going through your head? 177 00:10:56,261 --> 00:10:59,055 It's like I get so angry. 178 00:11:00,223 --> 00:11:03,184 I-It's not really angry, it's more like this energy, 179 00:11:03,893 --> 00:11:06,728 and it builds up a-and it's just inside me, 180 00:11:06,729 --> 00:11:08,480 making me anxious. 181 00:11:08,481 --> 00:11:11,775 And it gets to the point where I feel like I'm vibrating from all of it, 182 00:11:11,776 --> 00:11:16,114 and if I don't do something, I'll just explode, you know? 183 00:11:18,533 --> 00:11:20,617 And then I break a window... 184 00:11:20,618 --> 00:11:22,077 [stammers] ...key a car or something. 185 00:11:22,078 --> 00:11:23,579 [breathes shakily] 186 00:11:23,580 --> 00:11:25,789 And it's like... [sighs] 187 00:11:25,790 --> 00:11:29,544 ...i-it just seeps out of me, and I can breathe right again. 188 00:11:40,346 --> 00:11:43,724 [Coop] We all have a dream, some nirvana we picture. 189 00:11:43,725 --> 00:11:45,100 That place we want to get to 190 00:11:45,101 --> 00:11:47,227 that will finally mean we've pulled it off, 191 00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:49,689 success, happiness, peace. 192 00:11:50,899 --> 00:11:52,691 For me, it was Westmont Village, 193 00:11:52,692 --> 00:11:57,071 with its seven- and eight-figure homes, rolling lawns, and exclusive clubs. 194 00:11:57,989 --> 00:11:59,323 But I was starting to suspect 195 00:11:59,324 --> 00:12:01,909 that my dreams had been every bit as full of shit 196 00:12:01,910 --> 00:12:03,161 as the rest of me. 197 00:12:04,370 --> 00:12:06,456 [engine revs] 198 00:12:16,174 --> 00:12:17,300 [club member] Hey, Coop! 199 00:12:25,475 --> 00:12:26,725 [Coop] The Oakwood Country Club, 200 00:12:26,726 --> 00:12:28,644 hundred grand a year buys you the privilege 201 00:12:28,645 --> 00:12:30,187 of paying 40% above market 202 00:12:30,188 --> 00:12:32,982 for every salad, burger, coffee and cocktail they serve. 203 00:12:33,733 --> 00:12:34,983 But if you don't join, 204 00:12:34,984 --> 00:12:37,445 it looks to everyone else like they wouldn't have you. 205 00:12:37,946 --> 00:12:40,447 It's the age-old economics of social extortion 206 00:12:40,448 --> 00:12:43,200 but seeing it for what it was never stopped me from falling in line 207 00:12:43,201 --> 00:12:44,701 with all the other suckers. 208 00:12:44,702 --> 00:12:46,454 - [grunts] - Nice. 209 00:12:47,664 --> 00:12:49,665 Whoo! You making me work a little. [chuckles] 210 00:12:49,666 --> 00:12:51,209 [Coop] Why's she hitting with Nick? 211 00:12:51,709 --> 00:12:53,293 - 'Cause you're late. - [Tori grunts] 212 00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:54,211 [Nick] Good. 213 00:12:54,212 --> 00:12:56,421 [stammers, sighs] Tennis is my thing. 214 00:12:56,422 --> 00:12:59,883 Can you please just not have him do that? 215 00:12:59,884 --> 00:13:01,176 Okay, it wasn't planned, Coop. 216 00:13:01,177 --> 00:13:03,554 We just never know when you're gonna show up and the tournament's tomorrow. 217 00:13:03,555 --> 00:13:05,097 She's doing fine. 218 00:13:05,098 --> 00:13:09,268 She needs to get her UTR up to a 9 for Princeton to even look at her. 219 00:13:09,269 --> 00:13:10,811 I thought she was at a 9. 220 00:13:10,812 --> 00:13:12,479 No, she's an 8.7. 221 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:14,189 She has to win two consecutive matches 222 00:13:14,190 --> 00:13:16,191 against four or five-star recruits at this thing. 223 00:13:16,192 --> 00:13:18,402 Well, how is a basketball player gonna help with that? 224 00:13:18,403 --> 00:13:21,072 - He was here on time. - [Tori grunts] 225 00:13:23,575 --> 00:13:24,576 [breathes deeply] 226 00:13:25,285 --> 00:13:26,451 You're right. 227 00:13:26,452 --> 00:13:27,745 Now let's go. 228 00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:29,247 Hey. 229 00:13:30,999 --> 00:13:33,083 Hey, Coop, sorry about that, just trying to help. 230 00:13:33,084 --> 00:13:35,711 Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I hear of anybody that needs their wife fucked, 231 00:13:35,712 --> 00:13:37,088 I'll let you know. 232 00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:42,551 All right, let's just do some net work, huh? 233 00:13:42,552 --> 00:13:43,845 Coach tells us not to rush the net. 234 00:13:45,138 --> 00:13:47,390 Well, he's right except when he's... 235 00:13:48,850 --> 00:13:49,976 ...not. 236 00:13:50,643 --> 00:13:54,230 [grunts] The tournament is tomorrow. It's not the time. 237 00:13:55,148 --> 00:13:57,149 It's basic tennis. Come on, let me show ya. 238 00:13:57,150 --> 00:13:58,318 Hit it. Hit it hard. 239 00:13:59,903 --> 00:14:01,738 [grunting] 240 00:14:02,614 --> 00:14:04,364 - [grunting, snorts] - [chuckles] 241 00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:05,949 [grunts, breathes heavily] 242 00:14:05,950 --> 00:14:07,535 [sighs] You okay? 243 00:14:08,286 --> 00:14:09,412 Nice. Good one. 244 00:14:10,747 --> 00:14:12,373 You punched my boyfriend in the balls. 245 00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:15,293 Okay, well, it was still worth it. [sighs] 246 00:14:15,919 --> 00:14:16,920 [friend] Hey, Tori. 247 00:14:17,545 --> 00:14:19,755 - Hey, Chels. [sighs] - Good luck tomorrow. 248 00:14:19,756 --> 00:14:20,840 You too. [softly] Bitch. 249 00:14:23,968 --> 00:14:26,345 - I thought you two were friends. - Yeah, we are, but there's only one spot 250 00:14:26,346 --> 00:14:28,263 for an incoming freshman on the tennis team. 251 00:14:28,264 --> 00:14:30,641 Well, look on the bright side, maybe she won't get into Princeton. 252 00:14:30,642 --> 00:14:31,935 Maybe I won't. 253 00:14:32,810 --> 00:14:34,103 Now you're just being stupid. 254 00:14:34,854 --> 00:14:36,813 Come on, back to the baseline. 255 00:14:36,814 --> 00:14:38,023 Let's go. 256 00:14:38,024 --> 00:14:40,610 ["I See It, I Like It, I Want It" playing] 257 00:15:08,137 --> 00:15:09,972 Things with you and Nick seem really good, huh? 258 00:15:09,973 --> 00:15:11,140 They're fine. 259 00:15:13,893 --> 00:15:15,435 Still early days. 260 00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:18,188 Early days? He's practically living with you. 261 00:15:18,189 --> 00:15:19,398 [Mel] What? No, he isn't. 262 00:15:19,399 --> 00:15:21,441 I send him home all the time. 263 00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:24,111 - I like to have my bed to myself. - [chuckles] 264 00:15:24,112 --> 00:15:26,446 Send him to me. I'll keep him in the garage like a mower, 265 00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:29,199 - take him out when I need a little trim. - [chuckles] 266 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,284 What does that mean? 267 00:15:30,285 --> 00:15:32,369 - Maggie and I joined his gym. - Yes. Yes. 268 00:15:32,370 --> 00:15:34,079 - Great classes. - Great. 269 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,205 [Maggie chuckles] 270 00:15:35,206 --> 00:15:36,833 I prefer Equinox. 271 00:15:37,709 --> 00:15:38,959 That's 'cause Mel needs her space... 272 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,044 - Oh, whatever. - ...doesn't she? 273 00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:42,588 - Shit. Guys. - What? 274 00:15:42,589 --> 00:15:44,007 Paul's here. 275 00:15:45,425 --> 00:15:49,970 [gasps] Oh, dear. Is that the waitress? 276 00:15:49,971 --> 00:15:51,639 Yeah, in the flesh. 277 00:15:52,974 --> 00:15:54,808 Literally, that's all her flesh. 278 00:15:54,809 --> 00:15:56,810 I cannot believe he brought her here. 279 00:15:56,811 --> 00:15:58,145 There should be a rule about that. 280 00:15:58,146 --> 00:15:59,188 [sighs] Fuck her. 281 00:15:59,189 --> 00:16:00,272 Yeah, fuck her. 282 00:16:00,273 --> 00:16:02,107 How old is she, 16, 17? 283 00:16:02,108 --> 00:16:03,401 Twenty-four. 284 00:16:04,652 --> 00:16:06,236 - Her name's Misty. - [Grace] God. 285 00:16:06,237 --> 00:16:10,908 I was gonna guess Savannah, but Misty tracks. 286 00:16:10,909 --> 00:16:12,534 - [chuckles] - Yeah. 287 00:16:12,535 --> 00:16:14,077 Well, you've been to his places. 288 00:16:14,078 --> 00:16:16,288 All his waitresses are some version of her. 289 00:16:16,289 --> 00:16:17,664 - [gasps] - [Mel] Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 290 00:16:17,665 --> 00:16:18,875 What? 291 00:16:20,877 --> 00:16:23,337 Present company excluded, of course. 292 00:16:23,338 --> 00:16:24,714 It's fine. It's fine. 293 00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:28,592 He picked me 15 years ago, back when I wore bikinis like that. 294 00:16:28,593 --> 00:16:31,095 Don't even, Sam. You are hot as fuck. 295 00:16:31,679 --> 00:16:33,222 And when you say you're ready, 296 00:16:33,223 --> 00:16:36,433 we're gonna set you up with some eligible bachelor. 297 00:16:36,434 --> 00:16:37,434 Yeah. 298 00:16:37,435 --> 00:16:39,853 Oh, yeah, Sam, you're gonna have more dick than you know what to do with. 299 00:16:39,854 --> 00:16:41,063 Okay. 300 00:16:41,064 --> 00:16:42,940 Uh, what do you know about dick? 301 00:16:42,941 --> 00:16:45,442 Thank you, guys, but, uh, she can have him. 302 00:16:45,443 --> 00:16:47,736 - [Misty laughs] - [Paul laughs] 303 00:16:47,737 --> 00:16:49,363 And you can have his money. 304 00:16:49,364 --> 00:16:51,199 Hey. Hey, hear, hear! 305 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:57,287 [Coop] Weekend brunch at the club, where you'll find great food, 306 00:16:57,288 --> 00:17:01,708 good company, and an endless parade of conspicuous consumerism. 307 00:17:01,709 --> 00:17:05,922 It's not like I'd never noticed, but I guess now I was seeing it differently. 308 00:17:06,630 --> 00:17:09,175 [sighs] Hey, guys, how's it going? 309 00:17:09,801 --> 00:17:11,426 Hi, Coop. Are you joining us? 310 00:17:11,427 --> 00:17:12,761 Uh... [sighs] ...unclear. 311 00:17:12,762 --> 00:17:14,054 Uh, have you seen Hunter? 312 00:17:14,055 --> 00:17:16,558 - Anybody? - [Mel] Uh, he's around here somewhere. 313 00:17:17,058 --> 00:17:18,474 Jake, hey. 314 00:17:18,475 --> 00:17:21,145 - Hey. - [sighs] Fuck. 315 00:17:21,855 --> 00:17:23,981 Hey there, Jake. How are ya, buddy? 316 00:17:23,982 --> 00:17:25,482 - [sighs] - Mr. Cooper. 317 00:17:25,483 --> 00:17:28,026 [chuckles] Sorry about the other day. 318 00:17:28,027 --> 00:17:29,444 You kinda caught me by surprise. 319 00:17:29,445 --> 00:17:31,822 Yeah. Yeah, I was pretty surprised myself. 320 00:17:31,823 --> 00:17:33,283 [chuckles] I bet. 321 00:17:33,908 --> 00:17:36,285 Well, I hope there's no... [inhales deeply] 322 00:17:36,286 --> 00:17:38,036 ...lasting damage... [sighs] 323 00:17:38,037 --> 00:17:40,582 ...and, uh, more importantly, hope there's no hard feelings. 324 00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:43,584 - Sure, no hard feelings. - Good. 325 00:17:43,585 --> 00:17:45,085 Great. Come on, sit down, have some lunch. 326 00:17:45,086 --> 00:17:46,587 Yeah, Jake, come... Let's get you, uh... 327 00:17:46,588 --> 00:17:48,630 - How was that? - I'd like it better if you meant it... 328 00:17:48,631 --> 00:17:51,133 Well, I'd like it better if he kept his pants on. 329 00:17:51,134 --> 00:17:52,759 You understand me? Come on. 330 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:56,430 All right. If you see Hunter, please tell him I am looking for him. 331 00:17:56,431 --> 00:17:58,474 - Mmm. - Thank you. 332 00:18:00,602 --> 00:18:02,060 - Hi, there. - Oh, hey. 333 00:18:02,061 --> 00:18:04,104 - How are you? - Well, I'm still mad at you. 334 00:18:04,105 --> 00:18:06,648 I know, but to be honest, I can't exactly remember why. 335 00:18:06,649 --> 00:18:08,817 - [sighs] Fuck, Coop. - Hey, hey, I'm kidding. 336 00:18:08,818 --> 00:18:10,611 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm sorry. 337 00:18:10,612 --> 00:18:11,862 Sam, come on. 338 00:18:11,863 --> 00:18:13,989 I'm sorry about the other night, I was preoccupied. 339 00:18:13,990 --> 00:18:16,074 Well, normally I'd stay mad at you a little longer, 340 00:18:16,075 --> 00:18:18,285 but Paul brought his damn waitress and I'm feeling vulnerable 341 00:18:18,286 --> 00:18:20,495 which is really pissing me off, so... [inhales sharply] 342 00:18:20,496 --> 00:18:22,373 ...yeah. [sighs] Did you see what she was wearing? 343 00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:24,416 You know, I didn't notice. 344 00:18:24,417 --> 00:18:26,710 That's because she's wearing so little of it. 345 00:18:26,711 --> 00:18:29,338 Point is, I need to feel sexy really damn soon, 346 00:18:29,339 --> 00:18:30,756 so I'm gonna give you a pass. 347 00:18:30,757 --> 00:18:33,050 - Well, I'll make it worth your while. - Damn right you will. 348 00:18:33,051 --> 00:18:34,635 - Hey, girls. - Hey, guys. 349 00:18:34,636 --> 00:18:36,094 How's it going? 350 00:18:36,095 --> 00:18:37,596 Hello, ladies. 351 00:18:37,597 --> 00:18:39,306 - Hey. - Brad, Jules, how's it going? 352 00:18:39,307 --> 00:18:41,058 [chuckles] Hey, Coop. What's new and exciting? 353 00:18:41,059 --> 00:18:44,019 Oh, God, same old same old. How are things at the bank? 354 00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:46,605 Ah, they're shitting a few bricks about the rate hikes. 355 00:18:46,606 --> 00:18:49,525 - But we see the way through. - Please, guys, spare us the shoptalk. 356 00:18:49,526 --> 00:18:51,235 [chuckles] Chelsea, I saw you hitting earlier. 357 00:18:51,236 --> 00:18:52,402 You're looking very strong. 358 00:18:52,403 --> 00:18:54,238 Oh, thank you, Mr. Cooper. 359 00:18:54,239 --> 00:18:55,864 I saw Nick hitting with Tori. 360 00:18:55,865 --> 00:18:57,824 You, uh... You bringing in the big guns, huh? 361 00:18:57,825 --> 00:18:58,909 [chuckles] 362 00:18:58,910 --> 00:19:00,994 - [chuckles] - Coop is the big gun, honey. 363 00:19:00,995 --> 00:19:02,622 He played for Princeton. 364 00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:04,248 Did I know that? 365 00:19:04,249 --> 00:19:05,791 It was a lifetime ago. 366 00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:10,087 Well, I'm predicting our daughters make it to the final again like last year. 367 00:19:10,088 --> 00:19:12,257 - What do you think? - That's the smart money. 368 00:19:12,757 --> 00:19:14,716 - Hi. How are you? - [clamoring] 369 00:19:14,717 --> 00:19:15,676 Hi. 370 00:19:15,677 --> 00:19:17,844 Good, everybody. Happy weekend. 371 00:19:17,845 --> 00:19:20,472 - Hey, honey. How was the pool? - Mmm. It was great. 372 00:19:20,473 --> 00:19:21,891 Speaking of smart money, 373 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,685 I pulled a lot of strings to get you that Three Yankees interview. 374 00:19:24,686 --> 00:19:26,228 Come on, it was a bullshit job. 375 00:19:26,229 --> 00:19:27,981 And that bullshit job could have been yours. 376 00:19:28,898 --> 00:19:30,440 Look, you have been shunned, my friend. 377 00:19:30,441 --> 00:19:31,984 And before you can get back to where you were, 378 00:19:31,985 --> 00:19:33,569 you gotta get a foot in the door. 379 00:19:33,570 --> 00:19:34,820 I opened the fucking door. 380 00:19:34,821 --> 00:19:36,655 I'm not gonna sing for my supper, Barney. 381 00:19:36,656 --> 00:19:38,449 Let's see if you're singing that tune in six months. 382 00:19:39,284 --> 00:19:41,535 I think you're just worried about your 5%. 383 00:19:41,536 --> 00:19:44,664 Damn right I am, along with about 40,000 in unpaid invoices you owe me. 384 00:19:46,207 --> 00:19:49,084 - I'm just saying. - Yeah, well, I'm just saying I... 385 00:19:49,085 --> 00:19:51,003 - I gotta go. - You just sat down. 386 00:19:51,004 --> 00:19:52,380 I know. I gotta go. Hey. 387 00:19:53,882 --> 00:19:55,550 - Oh, hiya, Dad. - Hey. 388 00:19:56,301 --> 00:19:57,302 Are you high? 389 00:19:58,553 --> 00:19:59,596 No. 390 00:20:00,972 --> 00:20:02,598 - Barely. - Hunter. 391 00:20:02,599 --> 00:20:04,057 It's fine, I just took one hit. 392 00:20:04,058 --> 00:20:06,060 Rein it in. 393 00:20:06,728 --> 00:20:08,479 You are too young for this shit. 394 00:20:09,522 --> 00:20:10,981 Weren't you gonna get the drums? 395 00:20:10,982 --> 00:20:13,776 [sighs] It's a long story. They're at my house. 396 00:20:14,986 --> 00:20:16,154 Well, can we go get them? 397 00:20:16,779 --> 00:20:18,072 We could use Mom's car. 398 00:20:20,116 --> 00:20:21,700 Actually, that's a pretty good idea. 399 00:20:21,701 --> 00:20:23,285 You know what? I have a... an errand to run first, 400 00:20:23,286 --> 00:20:24,745 and then we can go get the drums. 401 00:20:24,746 --> 00:20:25,829 Deal. 402 00:20:25,830 --> 00:20:30,543 Okay, um, why don't you go and switch cars? 403 00:20:32,503 --> 00:20:33,504 Can you do it? 404 00:20:34,339 --> 00:20:35,923 She's gonna freak out if she thinks I'm high. 405 00:20:35,924 --> 00:20:38,259 Well, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime. 406 00:20:40,011 --> 00:20:41,554 Go get it. Come on. 407 00:21:07,497 --> 00:21:09,748 - How'd that go? - Better than expected. 408 00:21:09,749 --> 00:21:12,292 Yeah? Here. You're gonna need that. 409 00:21:12,293 --> 00:21:13,962 [chuckling] 410 00:21:17,465 --> 00:21:19,800 - What the hell is that? - [chuckles] 411 00:21:19,801 --> 00:21:21,302 Have you not seen the Assmobile yet? 412 00:21:22,262 --> 00:21:23,387 It's Nick's. 413 00:21:23,388 --> 00:21:24,931 He's very proud of it. 414 00:21:27,016 --> 00:21:28,434 I bet. [sighs] 415 00:21:31,354 --> 00:21:32,564 - Thank you. - No problem. 416 00:22:03,887 --> 00:22:04,888 [sighs] 417 00:22:08,850 --> 00:22:10,143 - [Coop] Get that. - Yes. 418 00:22:10,643 --> 00:22:11,477 [Coop] Sorry. 419 00:22:12,228 --> 00:22:14,813 Hello, hello. Come on in. 420 00:22:14,814 --> 00:22:17,317 We got a new coffee machine. 421 00:22:18,401 --> 00:22:20,195 I'm gonna make us all coffee. 422 00:22:22,363 --> 00:22:23,655 Did they kick you out? 423 00:22:23,656 --> 00:22:25,574 - Mom. - No, they didn't kick me out. 424 00:22:25,575 --> 00:22:26,617 I'm just asking. 425 00:22:26,618 --> 00:22:29,411 That place was falling apart, we're trying to find her a better place. 426 00:22:29,412 --> 00:22:31,955 - So, why isn't she staying with you? - Gee, thanks, Mom. 427 00:22:31,956 --> 00:22:34,333 Well, I'm just saying, this isn't exactly The Ritz. 428 00:22:34,334 --> 00:22:36,043 Why would you wanna come back here? 429 00:22:36,044 --> 00:22:37,252 I don't have a spare bedroom. 430 00:22:37,253 --> 00:22:41,174 Oh, I keep forgetting you're not in the big house anymore. 431 00:22:42,592 --> 00:22:44,676 Look, if it's gonna be a problem, I can just-- 432 00:22:44,677 --> 00:22:46,595 Uh, no, of course not. 433 00:22:46,596 --> 00:22:49,556 [breathes deeply] I'm just saying. [sighs] 434 00:22:49,557 --> 00:22:51,059 What exactly is it you're just saying? 435 00:22:52,185 --> 00:22:55,103 I'm just saying, I wish I knew why you both seem so hell-bent 436 00:22:55,104 --> 00:22:57,439 - on screwing up your lives, is all. - Jesus. Fuck. 437 00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,191 Who wants decaf? 438 00:22:59,192 --> 00:23:01,068 - Oh, that's me. [chuckles] - We don't have decaf, Ron. 439 00:23:01,069 --> 00:23:05,280 - The silver pods are decaf. - No, the blue were and we're out. 440 00:23:05,281 --> 00:23:06,907 Oh. You still want it? 441 00:23:06,908 --> 00:23:09,869 Seems like as good a time as any to dial up my anxiety. 442 00:23:12,497 --> 00:23:14,623 I'm gonna go put your bags upstairs. 443 00:23:14,624 --> 00:23:16,291 - [clears throat] - Andy, your coffee. 444 00:23:16,292 --> 00:23:18,211 Yeah, Dad, I'll get it later. 445 00:23:26,052 --> 00:23:27,178 [sighs] 446 00:23:40,441 --> 00:23:44,486 [Mom] I saw Bruce and his family at the Stop & Shop. 447 00:23:44,487 --> 00:23:48,949 He has those two adorable kids, gorgeous skin tone. 448 00:23:48,950 --> 00:23:52,244 It's a bit lighter than Bruce's because of that wife of his. 449 00:23:52,245 --> 00:23:53,328 That's great, Mom. 450 00:23:53,329 --> 00:23:56,999 Anyway, he seemed very happy to see me, all things considered. 451 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,669 And I just couldn't help thinking how things would have been 452 00:24:00,670 --> 00:24:02,212 if you'd just married him back then. 453 00:24:02,213 --> 00:24:04,131 I would have still been me. 454 00:24:04,132 --> 00:24:06,508 - You were supposed to get married? - It's a long story. 455 00:24:06,509 --> 00:24:08,343 She skipped out on her own wedding. 456 00:24:08,344 --> 00:24:10,387 - I had a psychotic break. - I know. 457 00:24:10,388 --> 00:24:13,307 I'm not blaming you. I'm just saying. 458 00:24:13,308 --> 00:24:14,725 [sighs] 459 00:24:14,726 --> 00:24:15,934 Change of plans. 460 00:24:15,935 --> 00:24:17,311 [breathes heavily] We're leaving. 461 00:24:17,312 --> 00:24:19,313 - Okay. - Wait a minute, what happened? 462 00:24:19,314 --> 00:24:20,606 Where are you going? 463 00:24:20,607 --> 00:24:22,774 You couldn't have just fixed up her room? Made her bed? 464 00:24:22,775 --> 00:24:24,151 I was planning on it. 465 00:24:24,152 --> 00:24:25,611 Right. 466 00:24:25,612 --> 00:24:27,405 Come on, let's go. 467 00:24:29,991 --> 00:24:31,034 I love you, Mom. 468 00:24:32,493 --> 00:24:33,828 Love you, Dad. 469 00:24:34,537 --> 00:24:35,538 [Coop] Come on. 470 00:24:36,414 --> 00:24:37,415 This way. 471 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,168 [sighs] 472 00:24:43,004 --> 00:24:44,380 No one drank the coffee. 473 00:24:53,097 --> 00:24:55,933 - [sighs] Grandma really sucks. - [chuckles] 474 00:24:55,934 --> 00:24:57,434 Buddy, you have no idea. 475 00:24:57,435 --> 00:24:58,978 You can have my room, Ali. 476 00:24:59,854 --> 00:25:03,190 Aw, that's sweet, babe, but I don't wanna invade your space. 477 00:25:03,191 --> 00:25:04,608 It's fine. 478 00:25:04,609 --> 00:25:06,152 I'm not there that much anyway. 479 00:25:11,824 --> 00:25:12,825 Fuck. 480 00:25:22,252 --> 00:25:24,212 Don't linger in doorways, it's creepy. 481 00:25:26,422 --> 00:25:27,464 Sorry. 482 00:25:27,465 --> 00:25:30,425 Here, this is the last of it. 483 00:25:30,426 --> 00:25:31,969 Great. Thanks. 484 00:25:31,970 --> 00:25:34,429 [sighs] Look, I'm sorry I have to uproot you like this. 485 00:25:34,430 --> 00:25:35,556 Please. I'll be fine. 486 00:25:35,557 --> 00:25:37,766 I just need some time to get my feet back underneath me, 487 00:25:37,767 --> 00:25:39,476 then we'll get you set up someplace else, all right? 488 00:25:39,477 --> 00:25:41,979 Andy, you've been taking care of me for years. 489 00:25:41,980 --> 00:25:43,772 Whatever else you think you might have fucked up, 490 00:25:43,773 --> 00:25:45,775 you've always been an above-average brother. 491 00:25:48,069 --> 00:25:49,445 I'd be lost without you. 492 00:25:51,406 --> 00:25:53,908 - [cell phone buzzes] - [sighs] God. 493 00:26:00,623 --> 00:26:03,500 Um, I have to, uh, run a couple errands. 494 00:26:03,501 --> 00:26:06,295 Um, will you be okay here for a while? 495 00:26:06,296 --> 00:26:07,796 [chuckles] I don't need babysitting. 496 00:26:07,797 --> 00:26:09,716 - Go. Live your life. - All right. 497 00:26:10,383 --> 00:26:12,385 Clean this shit up. Put it away. Come on. 498 00:26:14,053 --> 00:26:16,430 [Coop] Eighty some odd years ago, Herschel Levitt fled Hitler 499 00:26:16,431 --> 00:26:18,098 and immigrated to the United States, 500 00:26:18,099 --> 00:26:20,475 where he scraped together enough cash to buy a small diner 501 00:26:20,476 --> 00:26:22,769 in upstate New York just off the interstate. 502 00:26:22,770 --> 00:26:26,106 By the time his prediabetic grandson Paul, Samantha's husband, 503 00:26:26,107 --> 00:26:27,649 took over the family business, 504 00:26:27,650 --> 00:26:30,486 it was nine diners and a slew of higher-end restaurants. 505 00:26:31,112 --> 00:26:32,571 And now, Herschel's empire, 506 00:26:32,572 --> 00:26:34,406 which fed his family for almost a century, 507 00:26:34,407 --> 00:26:37,285 would fall to the vagaries of New York State divorce law 508 00:26:37,952 --> 00:26:40,996 all because Paul couldn't keep his dick in his pants. 509 00:26:40,997 --> 00:26:43,916 - Oh. Uh... [sighs] - Hey. 510 00:26:43,917 --> 00:26:46,294 [inhales sharply] I'm sorry. What the fuck is that? 511 00:26:47,212 --> 00:26:48,338 Oh, that's Nick's. 512 00:26:48,963 --> 00:26:50,797 Yeah. Pretty tasteful I think. 513 00:26:50,798 --> 00:26:52,341 And why are you driving Nick's car? 514 00:26:52,342 --> 00:26:53,717 Well, I had to trade cars 515 00:26:53,718 --> 00:26:55,427 'cause I had to pick up a drum kit with Hunter. 516 00:26:55,428 --> 00:26:57,179 I didn't have time to trade back. It's... 517 00:26:57,180 --> 00:26:58,347 [sighs] It's been a day. 518 00:26:58,348 --> 00:27:00,183 Do you want me to put it in the garage? 519 00:27:01,559 --> 00:27:02,894 No, I have a better idea. 520 00:27:03,436 --> 00:27:06,230 [moaning] Wait. 521 00:27:06,231 --> 00:27:07,941 [breathes heavily] Wait, touch my ass. 522 00:27:08,441 --> 00:27:12,027 Yeah. Come on. Oh, God. 523 00:27:12,028 --> 00:27:13,612 [moans] Yeah. 524 00:27:13,613 --> 00:27:16,031 Yeah. Fuck. God. 525 00:27:16,032 --> 00:27:18,451 [breathes heavily, moaning] 526 00:27:20,036 --> 00:27:23,081 Wait. [stammers] Fuck. 527 00:27:24,666 --> 00:27:25,667 Fuck! 528 00:27:26,543 --> 00:27:28,460 Nick's gonna love his new car smell. 529 00:27:28,461 --> 00:27:29,795 [chuckles] 530 00:27:29,796 --> 00:27:31,839 So, you left the club pretty fast today. 531 00:27:32,507 --> 00:27:34,466 Yeah. I was dealing with some family stuff. 532 00:27:34,467 --> 00:27:36,260 - Yeah, everything okay? - Yeah. 533 00:27:36,261 --> 00:27:38,096 It's... Sure. It's all good. 534 00:27:39,305 --> 00:27:42,474 You know, it's getting harder and harder to go to the club these days. 535 00:27:42,475 --> 00:27:44,142 The only bright spot is seeing you 536 00:27:44,143 --> 00:27:47,020 and we have to pretend that nothing's going on. 537 00:27:47,021 --> 00:27:48,856 Yeah. Well, I'm not sure I could stomach 538 00:27:48,857 --> 00:27:51,441 being at the center of another club controversy right now. 539 00:27:51,442 --> 00:27:53,443 Oh, God, no. Yours is old news already. 540 00:27:53,444 --> 00:27:55,612 Mine is just kicking into high gear. 541 00:27:55,613 --> 00:27:57,990 You know, the girlfriend tried to talk to me today 542 00:27:57,991 --> 00:27:59,908 about Henry's anxiety levels. 543 00:27:59,909 --> 00:28:01,159 And how did that go? 544 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,078 Not as well as she'd hoped. 545 00:28:03,079 --> 00:28:06,624 Honestly, I don't know whether to hate her or to pity her. 546 00:28:08,209 --> 00:28:10,127 Well, hate him. Pity her. 547 00:28:10,128 --> 00:28:11,420 Hmm. 548 00:28:11,421 --> 00:28:13,463 [swallows] And fuck you. 549 00:28:13,464 --> 00:28:14,757 Exactly. 550 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:19,512 [chuckles] God, now I'm worried that Henry has anxiety. 551 00:28:20,096 --> 00:28:22,347 - She got in your head, huh? - [groans] Yes. 552 00:28:22,348 --> 00:28:24,309 I know. It's so annoying. [sighs] 553 00:28:24,934 --> 00:28:26,227 Are you heading out? 554 00:28:27,145 --> 00:28:30,731 Well, I thought I could stay the night. 555 00:28:30,732 --> 00:28:32,400 You know, I could leave before the kids got up. 556 00:28:35,028 --> 00:28:36,279 That's a great idea. 557 00:28:37,822 --> 00:28:39,948 We could listen to a podcast. 558 00:28:39,949 --> 00:28:42,827 - Oh. - There's this really great one. 559 00:28:44,329 --> 00:28:47,789 It's about, um, home organization. 560 00:28:47,790 --> 00:28:49,500 - And, um... - Okay. 561 00:28:50,501 --> 00:28:53,587 ...you, uh... you separate your pots from their lids. 562 00:28:53,588 --> 00:28:55,548 Okay. That's smart. 563 00:28:56,466 --> 00:28:57,926 Yeah, and then, um, 564 00:28:58,885 --> 00:29:01,970 you have a whole room just for the luggage. 565 00:29:01,971 --> 00:29:03,056 Oh. 566 00:29:03,556 --> 00:29:04,806 You have a luggage room. 567 00:29:04,807 --> 00:29:07,142 - That's really convenient. - Mm-hmm. 568 00:29:07,143 --> 00:29:09,771 [drumming] 569 00:29:29,749 --> 00:29:31,334 [cheers] 570 00:29:35,547 --> 00:29:36,798 No? Okay. 571 00:29:39,133 --> 00:29:41,386 How did it go with your dad today? 572 00:29:41,970 --> 00:29:42,928 Fine. 573 00:29:42,929 --> 00:29:44,305 Did you two do anything fun? 574 00:29:47,684 --> 00:29:49,768 It's okay to have fun with him, you know. 575 00:29:49,769 --> 00:29:51,896 It's not gonna hurt my feelings. I promise. 576 00:29:53,273 --> 00:29:54,274 I know. 577 00:29:56,901 --> 00:29:59,612 [inhales deeply] And it's okay to miss him. 578 00:30:00,822 --> 00:30:03,157 Honestly, it doesn't feel that different than it did before. 579 00:30:15,086 --> 00:30:16,629 [drums fading out] 580 00:30:18,965 --> 00:30:21,634 [breathing deeply] 581 00:31:34,207 --> 00:31:35,542 Why? [sighs] 582 00:31:45,343 --> 00:31:46,886 I had to pee. 583 00:31:53,309 --> 00:31:54,310 I get it. 584 00:31:56,729 --> 00:31:58,438 Can you tuck me in? 585 00:31:58,439 --> 00:31:59,648 Sure, buddy. 586 00:31:59,649 --> 00:32:01,149 Where we going? 587 00:32:01,150 --> 00:32:03,360 - There. - Okay, get in bed. 588 00:32:03,361 --> 00:32:04,862 There you go. 589 00:32:04,863 --> 00:32:07,573 Let's tuck you in. There you go. 590 00:32:07,574 --> 00:32:09,576 Okay, night, night. 591 00:32:11,286 --> 00:32:12,786 I need my dragon. 592 00:32:12,787 --> 00:32:14,956 - Where is it? - On the dresser. 593 00:32:16,875 --> 00:32:18,793 Oh, yeah, there it is. 594 00:32:20,879 --> 00:32:23,172 This guy, huh? Yeah. 595 00:32:24,215 --> 00:32:26,342 Okay, pal, here's your dragon. 596 00:32:29,220 --> 00:32:30,304 [sniffs] 597 00:32:30,305 --> 00:32:33,016 Can you stay till I fall asleep? 598 00:32:36,686 --> 00:32:38,146 [sighs] 599 00:32:43,276 --> 00:32:44,735 Sure, buddy, sure. 600 00:32:44,736 --> 00:32:46,362 I'll be right here, okay? 601 00:32:47,155 --> 00:32:49,239 Be right here, we'll both even fall asleep. 602 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:50,324 Okay. 603 00:32:50,325 --> 00:32:51,784 There you go, buddy. 604 00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:00,334 [Coop] It was at moments like these, 605 00:33:00,335 --> 00:33:02,211 sitting on the floor in someone else's house 606 00:33:02,212 --> 00:33:05,131 in the middle of the night, tucking in someone else's kid, 607 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,801 when I realized how far you could drift away from your own life, 608 00:33:09,427 --> 00:33:11,011 without actually going anywhere. 609 00:33:11,012 --> 00:33:12,555 [sighs] 610 00:33:27,946 --> 00:33:29,906 Uh, hello? 611 00:33:31,199 --> 00:33:32,492 Good morning. 612 00:33:33,284 --> 00:33:35,827 I was having a little trouble getting the hang of your kitchen, 613 00:33:35,828 --> 00:33:40,500 so I went out and I got all of our favorites from when we were kids. 614 00:33:41,709 --> 00:33:42,834 Did you get milk? 615 00:33:42,835 --> 00:33:44,294 Fuck me. 616 00:33:44,295 --> 00:33:46,463 I'm kidding. I have milk. I think. 617 00:33:46,464 --> 00:33:47,799 Asshole. 618 00:33:52,303 --> 00:33:54,930 So, Sam Levitt. 619 00:33:54,931 --> 00:33:56,348 - Yeah. - Mmm. 620 00:33:56,349 --> 00:33:58,434 I mean, now that you say it, I guess it makes sense. 621 00:33:59,102 --> 00:34:02,187 You're both attractive and freshly single. 622 00:34:02,188 --> 00:34:03,355 And no one's single out here. 623 00:34:03,356 --> 00:34:06,483 So, it's either Sam Levitt or, you know, adultery. 624 00:34:06,484 --> 00:34:08,652 I'm beginning to wish I hadn't told you about this. 625 00:34:08,653 --> 00:34:09,946 I mean, don't get me wrong. 626 00:34:10,780 --> 00:34:12,072 Sam's a hottie. 627 00:34:12,073 --> 00:34:13,408 From what I can remember. 628 00:34:14,409 --> 00:34:15,535 You could do a lot worse. 629 00:34:17,745 --> 00:34:19,580 - Right? - It's fine. 630 00:34:19,581 --> 00:34:20,664 What? 631 00:34:22,876 --> 00:34:26,003 I mean, we used to have them over for dinner. 632 00:34:26,004 --> 00:34:27,462 We used to go over there. 633 00:34:27,463 --> 00:34:29,841 Nick and Ivy too. Now Nick's with Mel, 634 00:34:30,425 --> 00:34:33,259 I'm sleeping with Sam, my job. 635 00:34:33,260 --> 00:34:35,762 It feels like somebody scrambled the whole universe 636 00:34:35,763 --> 00:34:38,057 and I'm lost in the shuffle. 637 00:34:40,059 --> 00:34:42,102 Welcome to my life. [chuckles] 638 00:34:44,814 --> 00:34:45,899 I'll clean this up, by the way. 639 00:34:47,233 --> 00:34:49,611 - Will you? - Probably not. 640 00:35:01,331 --> 00:35:03,208 - [message sends] - How old are you, Tony? 641 00:35:04,959 --> 00:35:06,835 I just turned 41. 642 00:35:06,836 --> 00:35:08,213 Forty-one. 643 00:35:08,713 --> 00:35:10,422 Such a good age. I remember that age. 644 00:35:10,423 --> 00:35:14,928 Just beyond the bullshit striving of your thirties, 645 00:35:15,929 --> 00:35:18,388 starting to feel like a real grown-up. 646 00:35:18,389 --> 00:35:20,515 Then you get older, you realize there are no fucking grown-ups. 647 00:35:20,516 --> 00:35:22,936 And you have no idea what the fuck you're doing. [sighs] 648 00:35:23,436 --> 00:35:25,395 Find yourself day drinking in a bar. 649 00:35:25,396 --> 00:35:27,148 Something to look forward to. 650 00:35:28,274 --> 00:35:29,734 Are you okay? 651 00:35:30,693 --> 00:35:31,736 Yeah. 652 00:35:32,487 --> 00:35:33,612 Don't mind me. 653 00:35:33,613 --> 00:35:34,864 You know, 654 00:35:36,241 --> 00:35:38,283 I always figured I was older than you. 655 00:35:38,284 --> 00:35:39,618 [whispers] You're a terrible liar. 656 00:35:39,619 --> 00:35:41,829 [chuckles] You want another one? 657 00:35:42,455 --> 00:35:44,040 Yes, but I'm not going to. 658 00:35:49,045 --> 00:35:50,338 Thank you, young man. 659 00:35:51,422 --> 00:35:52,506 You have a nice day. 660 00:35:52,507 --> 00:35:53,675 Mmm. 661 00:36:28,251 --> 00:36:30,752 [Coop] Brad and Julie Sperling weren't home. 662 00:36:30,753 --> 00:36:32,337 [grunts] Yes! 663 00:36:32,338 --> 00:36:35,216 [Coop] I knew that because I knew exactly where they are. 664 00:36:40,305 --> 00:36:44,684 And I knew that because I was supposed to be there too. 665 00:36:55,403 --> 00:36:56,613 [grunts] 666 00:36:57,614 --> 00:37:00,617 - [umpire] Out, 30, 40. - [spectators applauding] 667 00:37:05,663 --> 00:37:06,831 [grunts] 668 00:37:09,709 --> 00:37:11,001 [grunts] 669 00:37:11,002 --> 00:37:12,044 Deuce. 670 00:37:12,045 --> 00:37:14,172 [gasps, chuckles] 671 00:37:19,844 --> 00:37:20,929 [Coop] Bingo. 672 00:37:32,482 --> 00:37:33,900 Hello? 673 00:37:36,986 --> 00:37:39,196 [Coop] Jules did M&A for a large Japanese bank 674 00:37:39,197 --> 00:37:42,367 and she could out-deal and outdrink most of her male counterparts. 675 00:37:43,284 --> 00:37:45,369 Her husband Brad was a New England blue-blood 676 00:37:45,370 --> 00:37:48,289 whose family bible traced their ancestry back to the Mayflower. 677 00:37:49,207 --> 00:37:50,290 As far as I could tell, 678 00:37:50,291 --> 00:37:53,253 Brad spent his time playing golf and reading books about war. 679 00:37:54,045 --> 00:37:55,837 Nice work if you could get it. 680 00:37:55,838 --> 00:37:57,923 Chelsea, their daughter was a nice enough kid 681 00:37:57,924 --> 00:38:00,551 who was hopefully having her ass handed to her by my daughter 682 00:38:00,552 --> 00:38:02,428 on the tennis court at that exact moment. 683 00:38:46,681 --> 00:38:49,433 The Richard Mille Felipe Massa automatic chronograph 684 00:38:49,434 --> 00:38:51,727 with a signature rose gold and titanium skeleton 685 00:38:51,728 --> 00:38:56,023 {\an8}and flyback function goes for upwards of $225,000. 686 00:38:56,024 --> 00:38:57,941 I hadn't seen Brad wear this in years, 687 00:38:57,942 --> 00:39:00,110 which meant he probably wouldn't miss it. 688 00:39:00,111 --> 00:39:02,030 He may have already forgotten he owned it. 689 00:39:14,209 --> 00:39:15,126 [grunts] 690 00:39:16,211 --> 00:39:18,378 - Out! Game, set, match. - [spectators applauding] 691 00:39:18,379 --> 00:39:20,506 Tori Cooper will advance to the final. 692 00:39:45,823 --> 00:39:48,951 [Coop] Looked like Jules and Brad were leaving nothing to chance. 693 00:39:48,952 --> 00:39:53,081 They had bought next month's SATs, complete with the answer key. 694 00:40:03,049 --> 00:40:04,634 [both grunting] 695 00:40:07,470 --> 00:40:09,471 [spectators applauding] 696 00:40:09,472 --> 00:40:11,015 [umpire] Thirty all. 697 00:40:21,317 --> 00:40:22,318 [sighs] 698 00:40:22,944 --> 00:40:24,236 Sorry, sorry, guys. 699 00:40:24,237 --> 00:40:27,030 Excuse... Excuse me. 700 00:40:27,031 --> 00:40:28,950 Sorry. Sorry, guys. 701 00:40:29,534 --> 00:40:30,659 Seriously? 702 00:40:30,660 --> 00:40:32,327 [stammers] Okay, I-I know, I'm sorry. 703 00:40:32,328 --> 00:40:34,371 What were you doing that was more important than this? 704 00:40:34,372 --> 00:40:36,540 - You missed two of the matches. - Something came up, all right? 705 00:40:36,541 --> 00:40:37,916 Look, it looks like she did okay. 706 00:40:37,917 --> 00:40:39,961 [chuckles] Are you kidding me? She ate that shit up. 707 00:40:41,462 --> 00:40:43,463 When I told you to show up for our daughter, 708 00:40:43,464 --> 00:40:44,798 I meant show up on time. 709 00:40:44,799 --> 00:40:46,009 [stammers, sighs] 710 00:40:46,634 --> 00:40:48,135 You're becoming a caricature of yourself. 711 00:40:48,136 --> 00:40:49,261 I already said I'm sorry. 712 00:40:49,262 --> 00:40:51,430 It's not me you have to apologize to. 713 00:40:51,431 --> 00:40:53,933 - Okay, so can we drop it? - Okay. 714 00:41:02,442 --> 00:41:04,651 [exclaiming, applauding] 715 00:41:04,652 --> 00:41:06,905 - [umpire] Forty, 30. - Attagirl. 716 00:41:16,206 --> 00:41:18,541 [both grunting] 717 00:41:19,959 --> 00:41:21,211 - [umpire] Out! Deuce. - Yes. 718 00:41:22,962 --> 00:41:24,380 Way to go, Chels. 719 00:41:26,925 --> 00:41:28,051 [grunts] 720 00:41:32,055 --> 00:41:34,598 [Coop] It was a strange new feeling being around someone 721 00:41:34,599 --> 00:41:37,476 when you had just been in their house, going through their things, 722 00:41:37,477 --> 00:41:41,522 when you had their $225,000 watch in your pocket, and they had no idea. 723 00:41:41,523 --> 00:41:42,606 [umpire] Advantage, Tori... 724 00:41:42,607 --> 00:41:45,276 If I'm being honest, I wasn't hating it. 725 00:41:52,116 --> 00:41:53,659 - [Coop] Bang. Yes, yes, yes! - Yes! 726 00:41:53,660 --> 00:41:55,035 [cheering] 727 00:41:55,036 --> 00:41:56,453 Game, set, match. 728 00:41:56,454 --> 00:41:59,331 [Coop] Attagirl! Whoo! 729 00:41:59,332 --> 00:42:01,334 Yes, yes, yes, yes! 730 00:42:02,085 --> 00:42:03,919 - [Mel whimpers] - You rushed the net. 731 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:05,380 Yeah, it's basic tennis. 732 00:42:06,089 --> 00:42:08,423 [mutters] Come here. 733 00:42:08,424 --> 00:42:09,467 [groans] 734 00:42:10,385 --> 00:42:13,428 [Coop] It's not like I thought petty larceny was any kind of solution 735 00:42:13,429 --> 00:42:14,513 to my problems. 736 00:42:14,514 --> 00:42:17,641 But Lu had handed me 65 grand with no questions asked. 737 00:42:17,642 --> 00:42:18,976 And in my current situation 738 00:42:18,977 --> 00:42:22,354 it was hard to argue with that kind of tax-free return on investment. 739 00:42:22,355 --> 00:42:24,398 Hey, Rocco, right? 740 00:42:24,399 --> 00:42:25,483 Lu here? 741 00:42:29,445 --> 00:42:30,738 Yeah, someone's asking for you. 742 00:42:32,115 --> 00:42:35,493 Nah, it's that white guy, looks like he brushes his hair a lot. 743 00:42:36,494 --> 00:42:38,663 Okay. [sighs] 744 00:42:39,372 --> 00:42:40,707 [door buzzes] 745 00:42:54,429 --> 00:42:55,763 [door buzzes] 746 00:42:56,806 --> 00:42:58,016 The negotiator. 747 00:42:58,516 --> 00:43:00,101 Nice to see you again. 748 00:43:05,356 --> 00:43:06,524 Richard Mille. 749 00:43:08,735 --> 00:43:09,819 Very fancy. 750 00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:15,699 Your wife making you sell this one too? 751 00:43:15,700 --> 00:43:18,870 - I'm divorced. - No shit. 752 00:43:21,247 --> 00:43:23,791 Let me guess, you lost the papers for this one too? 753 00:43:27,921 --> 00:43:29,087 Go home, negotiator. 754 00:43:29,088 --> 00:43:31,089 - What? - No papers, no deal. 755 00:43:31,090 --> 00:43:33,008 Thought you told me you could move this stuff. 756 00:43:33,009 --> 00:43:34,468 Now I'm telling you 757 00:43:34,469 --> 00:43:36,303 - quit while you're ahead. - [Rocco] ...sold it to me... 758 00:43:36,304 --> 00:43:37,721 - I don't understand. - ...saying you needed money. 759 00:43:37,722 --> 00:43:39,223 - Not my problem. - [customer] Give me the ring. 760 00:43:39,224 --> 00:43:41,350 - [Rocco] You're not getting the ring. - [customer] Give me the ring! 761 00:43:41,351 --> 00:43:44,561 - Just give me the fucking ring! - I should've done this a long time ago. 762 00:43:44,562 --> 00:43:46,730 - Get outta here. - Give me the fucking ring, Rocco! 763 00:43:46,731 --> 00:43:47,773 It's my mother's ring! 764 00:43:47,774 --> 00:43:49,691 You wanna pull a fucking knife out in here? 765 00:43:49,692 --> 00:43:50,943 - Huh, huh? - [Coop] Jesus. 766 00:43:50,944 --> 00:43:53,195 Piece of shit. You know you've been a piece of shit, Donnie. 767 00:43:53,196 --> 00:43:55,155 - Come on! - Fuck you and fuck your filthy mom. 768 00:43:55,156 --> 00:43:57,699 - That's enough, Donnie. - Look, I just want my fucking ring, Lu. 769 00:43:57,700 --> 00:43:59,409 [imitating Donnie] "I just want my fucking ring, Lu." 770 00:43:59,410 --> 00:44:01,203 - Fuck you, Rocco. - [Rocco] He's 200 short. 771 00:44:01,204 --> 00:44:03,413 Come on, Rocco. Man, this is my mother's fucking ring. 772 00:44:03,414 --> 00:44:04,623 [Lu] Who are you kidding? 773 00:44:04,624 --> 00:44:07,335 Put down the goddamn knife and get outta my shop. 774 00:44:14,384 --> 00:44:15,634 You can walk away. 775 00:44:15,635 --> 00:44:19,639 Or you can spend the next six months wishing like hell you did. 776 00:44:23,768 --> 00:44:26,728 All right, Lu. Look, I'm... [stammers] Fuck it. Sorry, Lu. Okay? I'm sorry. 777 00:44:26,729 --> 00:44:29,148 - It's my mother's ring. - Now, tell me you won't be back. 778 00:44:31,234 --> 00:44:32,484 Come on, Lu. 779 00:44:32,485 --> 00:44:33,736 Say the words, Donnie. 780 00:44:39,242 --> 00:44:40,243 [stammers] 781 00:44:41,077 --> 00:44:42,619 I won't be back. 782 00:44:42,620 --> 00:44:44,205 You walk in here again, 783 00:44:44,706 --> 00:44:46,791 you leave with a big hole in you, you understand? 784 00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:53,380 Yeah, yeah. 785 00:44:53,381 --> 00:44:54,924 [Rocco] You're a disgrace, Donnie. 786 00:45:00,013 --> 00:45:01,014 [Donnie sniffs] 787 00:45:06,394 --> 00:45:07,395 [door buzzes] 788 00:45:11,107 --> 00:45:12,400 You're still here. 789 00:45:16,988 --> 00:45:19,490 Hey, look, I'm in a bind here. 790 00:45:20,158 --> 00:45:21,826 No, you're not. 791 00:45:22,327 --> 00:45:23,578 You only think you are. 792 00:45:24,829 --> 00:45:25,996 I can't help you. 793 00:45:25,997 --> 00:45:28,291 Look... [stammers] ...you can name your price. 794 00:45:31,377 --> 00:45:34,255 Do I have to ask Rocco to show you out? 795 00:45:52,357 --> 00:45:53,566 Fuck! 796 00:46:04,035 --> 00:46:05,078 It's Lu. 797 00:46:05,787 --> 00:46:07,247 I'm sending you a plate number. 798 00:46:09,082 --> 00:46:11,042 Get me everything you can on this guy. 799 00:46:11,042 --> 00:46:16,042 DOWNLOADED FROM WWW.AWAFIM.TV 800 00:46:11,042 --> 00:46:21,042 For latest movies and series with subtitles Visit WWW.AWAFIM.TV Today 55773

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