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[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
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- Is this your card?
- No.
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- Is this your card?
- No. [chuckles softly, sighs]
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Is this your card?
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No.
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- Hey, Hon.
- [shushes]
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Winter's doing a magic trick.
She's trying to guess Billie's card.
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[inhales sharply] Is this your card?
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I want to say yes, but no.
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How long has this been going on for?
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Oh, this is her second time
through the deck.
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- [groans]
- Is Winter doing magic?
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[sighs] I can't do this again.
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Yesterday, she pulled a rabbit
out of a hat.
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I didn't know rabbits could scream,
but now I do.
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I'll be in the car.
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- [door closing]
- Is this your card?
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[sighs] No.
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Is there any way we can speed
Winter's trick along?
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From what I've seen… [sighs] …no.
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I don't want to be late.
It's my first day on the school paper.
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[exclaims] Ah, school paper!
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My baby's gonna be a reporter
just like his mom! [chuckles]
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- I'm so excited.
- [giggles]
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I'm gonna follow leads, find the truth,
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get to the bottom
of the mystery-meat mystery
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in the cafeteria.
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[chuckles]
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There's no mystery. It's chicken.
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Exactly what a shill
for big chicken would say!
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And is this your card?
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No. [sighs]
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Wait! No! Yes, it is! It is!
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That is my card! [chuckles]
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Sorry, I got stuck in a "no" loop.
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I told you it was a great trick.
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It was. It was a great trick.
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[chuckles softly]
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Want me to show you another one?
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[all exclaim] No!
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You're right.
I'll save it for after school.
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My mom calls my magic show,
"Four hours you'll never get back."
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Ah. [chuckles]
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[gasps] I can see why.
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[♪ theme song playing]
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{\an8}♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪
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{\an8}♪ When you can have what you want ♪
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{\an8}♪ By the simplest of means ♪
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{\an8}♪ Be careful not to messwith the balance of things ♪
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{\an8}♪ Because everything is notwhat it seems ♪
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♪ You might run into troubleif you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything is notwhat it seems ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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- ♪ What it seems ♪
- [theme song concludes]
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[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
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{\an8}So, I said, "Alakazam,"
and my mom's car keys disappeared.
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Which is why you had
to drive carpool today, Mr. Russo.
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It's no problem, Winter.
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{\an8}Good, 'cause you might have to drive me
until I learn how to make them…
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{\an8}- [gasps] …reappear.
- [Justin] Mm-hmm.
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{\an8}I'm just gonna consider myself on call
for the rest of the week.
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Winter, what's with the new interest
in magic anyway?
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Well, I just figured you're a--
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{\an8}You know?
And Mr. Russo's a-- You know?
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{\an8}So, I thought learning magic
would make me, kind of like a--
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{\an8}You know? You know?
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{\an8}- Aw.
- No, not "Aw!"
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{\an8}[hesitates] Unless, I cut you off,
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{\an8}and you were about to say,
"Aw-ful at magic."
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Why'd you tell Winter her trick
was great this morning?
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I… I just didn't want to hurt
her feelings.
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So, you told her she was good
at something she's bad at?
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{\an8}Well, sometimes you say things
that aren't true
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{\an8}to protect the people you care about.
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{\an8}By the way, you're gonna crush it
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{\an8}on the newspaper today!
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{\an8}[chuckles softly]
Really? Thanks.
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{\an8}I know what you did there,
but I am kind of nervous,
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so I'm gonna pretend you meant it.
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Greetings, fellow students!
I know what you're thinking.
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"At first, she wasn't. Yet now, she is."
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{\an8}Sage! We have talked about this.
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{\an8}No smoke! You're gonna set off
the sprinklers! [blows sharply]
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{\an8}Who's that?
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{\an8}That's Sage. She's the president
of the Magic Club.
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{\an8}Join us tonight in the gymnatorium
when the Magic Club presents our show,
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"Smoke and Mirrors."
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[Justin] Sage!
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Fine. Just mirrors.
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Get your tickets before they…
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disappear!
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Sage, that was amazing!
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I do a little magic myself.
Want to see a trick?
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Oh, Winter,
I'm not sure that's a good--
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Is this your card?
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I haven't picked a card.
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Right. Sorry, just… [gasps]
…a little nervous…
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- Oh!
- [laughs]
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[laughs]
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Uh, that wasn't the trick. [chuckles]
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That wasn't the trick, right?
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Hey, don't feel bad.
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Magic isn't for everyone.
[chuckles softly]
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- [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
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I don't get it.
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This morning you said
it was a great trick.
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Oh, I did say that, didn't I?
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[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
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- [groans]
- But, Mom, every kid
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- in my class has seen it.
- Well…
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What are you guys talking about?
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I told him he can't see
Bucket of Guts Part II.
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I agree with your mother.
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You are way too young to see that movie.
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Yeah, and you haven't seen Part I.
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You'll be completely lost.
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Giada, that is not the reason.
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What? It's a reason.
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I'm not too young!
You guys are so uncool!
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[blows raspberry]
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Oh, no. Do you hear that?
We are so "uncool."
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Yeah, we don't let
our kids watch scary movies.
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We make them brush their teeth
"twice a day."
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[chuckles] We drive them
to school in a minivan.
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[laughs] Whoa, Giada,
why do you got to bring
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the minivan into this?
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I mean, I know we're joking around,
but you don't have to be hurtful.
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[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
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Here's how it works.
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We're doing a piece
on tonight's magic show.
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I take the pictures, you write the words.
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Got it, new guy?
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Parker, do you have to call me "new guy"?
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We went to preschool together.
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Look, you're the new guy on the paper,
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so I'm going to call you "new guy,"
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until you earn my respect, new guy.
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I get it. You're ribbing me!
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This is a little,
welcome to the team ribbing
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from a fellow newshound.
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Sure, new guy.
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Billie, school's over.
What are you doing here?
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Well, I've been thinking about it,
and you should try a trick again for Sage.
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The Magic Club already laughed
at me once today. Isn't that enough?
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Nobody laughs at my best friend.
Come on, show 'em what you got.
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Really? I mean… [chuckles]
…I have worked on these tricks every day
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- for a month.
- A month?
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I mean… [scoffs] …you got this!
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- Hey, Sage, pick a card.
- Oh, it's you.
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Yup, it's me. Pick a card!
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And now, I'll give them a quick shuffle.
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Oh, no, Winter, what are you doing?
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For this friend who I hold dear,
make the chosen card appear.
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- [♪ ethereal chiming]
- [fingers snap]
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Whoa, that's my card!
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[exclaims hesitantly] It is?
I mean, ta-da!
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That was incredible!
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It was, wasn't it?
I knew I'd get it eventually.
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Am I an awesome wizard
or an awesome friend?
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Am I both? I think I am.
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How did you do that?
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Yeah, how did you do that?
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I've been practicing for a month.
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A month, but this morning--
[exclaims] A month?
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I was wrong. You're great at magic!
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Hey, I have an idea.
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Oh, wow. It's happening.
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You bet it's happening.
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You're in the show. Tonight.
What's your name?
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- Winter.
- Well, now, you're the Amazing Winter.
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I'm the Amazing Sage,
that's the Amazing Jenny,
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- and that's Garth.
- The Amazing Garth?
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No, just Garth.
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I can't believe this!
I was gonna give up on magic,
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and… [chuckles] …now I'm in the show!
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Did you hear that?
From magic zero to magic hero!
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That's our story!
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Who saw that coming? [chuckles]
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I didn't, but you'd think
by now I would've.
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[♪ whimsical instrumental music playing]
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[loud thud]
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What was that?
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Sounded like a mysterious thump
coming from the bathroom.
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[♪ eerie instrumental music playing]
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[hisses]
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Oh, hey, Boneface.
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[♪ music continues]
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Knife Hands, am I supposed
to be afraid of you?
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Those are butter knives.
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I'll call you next time I'm having toast.
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[♪ eerie instrumental music playing]
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Hey, Creepy Clown,
can you grab me a yogurt tube?
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So, any of that scare you?
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None of it. I'm telling you,
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I'm old enough
to see Bucket of Guts Part II.
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Thanks for conjuring generic knock-offs
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of famous horror icons to test
my fear threshold, Billie.
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Well, what good is magic
if you can't use it
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to help the people you care about?
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[grunts] I can't get this dumb thing open.
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[Roman screams in distance]
Don't hurt me, Knife Hands!
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Knife Hands,
he can get this dumb thing open.
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- You scream like Dad.
- You smell like Mom.
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Thanks, I've been using her body wash.
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I know what you did.
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I didn't do anything. I wasn't even there.
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Wait, what do you think I did?
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You used a spell
to make Winter's trick work.
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Oh, no, I did do that.
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[chuckles]
But how do you know I did that?
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Well, this morning she couldn't do magic,
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and now, she's headlining
the Magic Club show tonight.
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But she's terrible at magic.
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Yeah, but she doesn't seem
to know that. Thanks to you.
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I was doing a good thing.
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When I saw how embarrassed she was
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in front of the Magic Club,
it made me so mad.
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How do you think she's going to feel
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when she's humiliated
in front of the whole school?
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It'll be front page news.
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Well, not if you don't write about it.
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I'm a journalist. I'm morally obligated.
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Also, I won't get class credit if I don't.
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Okay, I'll fix it.
I'll go down to the school,
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I'll tell Winter what I did,
she'll pull out of the show,
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and we'll have
a real good laugh about it.
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Good luck with that.
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- [Billie] Thanks.
- I was being sarcastic.
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I know.
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[♪ dramatic rock music playing]
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4.99 a pound for top sirloin.
And it's prime, not choice.
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You never see prices that low! Up top!
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We're cool parents, right?
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We just used double coupons
to get 50% off meat.
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So yeah, we're cool.
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Justin, I'm serious.
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Is this about what Milo said?
Of course, we're cool!
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We're the coolest! We're on the chain!
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Yeah, that's just it.
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I think we're supposed
to be off the chain.
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Are you sure?
Hmm. That doesn't sound right.
242
00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:13,988
- [chuckles]
- If you're off the chain,
243
00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:15,156
then you're just hanging loose.
244
00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:17,700
Although, hanging loose
does sound kind of cool.
245
00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:21,912
Have I been on the chain
this whole time? [gasps]
246
00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:28,711
[♪ tense upbeat music playing]
247
00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:30,087
[breathes deeply]
248
00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,089
[Giada]
Hey, Milo, what you doing?
249
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,759
Well, I was laying on my stomach
for a little while.
250
00:10:35,092 --> 00:10:36,135
Now, I'm on my back.
251
00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:37,928
What are you up to?
252
00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:41,557
What do you say you and I sneak out
253
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,351
and go see Bucket of Guts Part II?
254
00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:45,478
- Are you serious?
- I took out my contacts
255
00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:47,063
and put on my glasses, didn't I?
256
00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:48,564
I can't believe this is happening.
257
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,316
Okay, but… [shushes] …keep it down.
258
00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:51,442
We can't let your dad know.
259
00:10:51,525 --> 00:10:53,778
He doesn't think you're old enough,
but I think you can handle it.
260
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,821
- I totally can!
- [chuckles]
261
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,990
- Mom, you're the coolest!
- [chuckles]
262
00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,533
Okay, but if your dad asks,
263
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,369
tell him we went to Bath and Bubble Works.
264
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,412
I think somebody's been using
my body wash.
265
00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:05,289
That's weird.
I wouldn't look too closely
266
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:06,791
into that mystery.
Let's go to the movies.
267
00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:08,501
[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
268
00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:14,590
Hey, Dad, how does this headline sound
for my review of the next magic show?
269
00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:17,885
"Abracadisaster:
Magic Show is a Magic No!"
270
00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,888
How can you review
a magic show you haven't seen?
271
00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:23,307
Eh, I just have a feeling
about how it's gonna go down.
272
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:28,104
- [cellphone chimes]
- Hey, new guy, check your email.
273
00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:31,023
Sending you a sweet picI took for our article.
274
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,694
- [cellphone beeps]
- [laptop chimes]
275
00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:36,445
Ah, gotta give it to him.
276
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,280
That is a pretty sweet pic…
[chuckles softly]
277
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,284
…that no one can ever see!
278
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:43,411
What's the matter?
279
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,995
Nothing. I just realized
that you're right.
280
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,164
I probably should see
the magic show if I'm going to review it.
281
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:48,916
You know, First Amendment,
journalistic integrity,
282
00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:50,042
blah, blah, blah. See ya.
283
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,088
- [door closes]
- [sighs]
284
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,173
[clicks tongue] Oh, man.
What was I thinking?
285
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:58,426
We're never going to eat these steaks
before they go bad.
286
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,971
Unless, I bust out my vacuum sealer.
287
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,347
[laughs] Oh, man,
288
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,433
could I be any more
on the chain right now?
289
00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,727
[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
290
00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:13,107
And poof! Cloud of smoke…
291
00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:14,859
is what you would have seen
if Principal Russo
292
00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:16,068
hadn't shut that down.
293
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,403
[laughing]
294
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:18,988
[camera shutter clicking]
295
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,656
Now, put your hands together
296
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,408
for the newest member
of the Magic Club,
297
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,369
- The Amazing Winter!
- [audience applauds, cheers]
298
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,621
Hey, everybody!
Who wants to see some magic?
299
00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,665
[cheering]
300
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,709
That's lucky, because I cannot sing.
301
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,419
[laughing]
302
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:35,796
Oh, no, the show's already started.
303
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,632
For my first trick, an empty box.
304
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:39,717
[door creaks]
305
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:42,261
That's not the trick, that's just a fact.
306
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:44,513
But with a little dose of magic…
307
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:45,598
[door creaks]
308
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,349
…it's no longer empty.
309
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:48,434
Alakazam!
310
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,519
[door creaks]
311
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,896
[laughing]
312
00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:55,733
Huh. Can't believe a trick
I just learned today didn't work.
313
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,026
Let me try it again.
314
00:12:57,985 --> 00:12:59,904
- [door creaks, shuts]
- [sighs] I gotta help her.
315
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,406
Alakazam!
316
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:07,620
[cheering, applauding]
317
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:09,205
Billie, what are you doing in there?
318
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:11,165
- Helping you.
- I don't need your help.
319
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:12,500
[door creaking]
320
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:17,880
Behold, an ordinary platter.
Alakazam!
321
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,301
[applause]
322
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,387
I told you, I don't need your help.
323
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,181
Well, you kind of do.
324
00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:29,183
I've sort of been helping
your magic with my magic.
325
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:32,144
Oh, Billie, you didn't.
326
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,982
This is a trunk. We all know
who's coming out of it.
327
00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:41,070
[audience cheers, applauds]
328
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,113
The amazing Winter, everybody!
329
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:48,077
- Listen to them, you did it!
- No, you did it.
330
00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:50,621
[sighs] Winter, wait!
331
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:54,124
[♪ soft rock music playing]
332
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,921
Coast is clear!
Wow, that movie was incredible.
333
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,798
I was terrified from the first second.
334
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:01,966
What'd you think, honey?
335
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:04,802
I loved it.
336
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:08,973
Good! I was afraid it was
gonna be too scary for you.
337
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,017
Nope. I give it two thumbs up.
[gasps]
338
00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:17,189
Remember, don't tell dad
I took you. "Cool mom."
339
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:21,527
- Hey, Milo.
- [screams]
340
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,446
[shushes]
Keep it down, keep it down.
341
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,658
Uh, so, listen, um,
342
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:30,119
I was thinking about
that whole cool parent thing.
343
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:31,203
Oh, no. [sighs]
344
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:34,790
What do you say, you and me,
we sneak out, and we go see
345
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,917
that Bucket of Guts movie
you were talking about?
346
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:38,961
We really don't have to.
347
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,171
Sure we do. Just do me a favor.
348
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:42,965
Whatever you do, don't tell your mother.
349
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,091
Because you know her.
350
00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:46,093
She can be a little… "on the chain."
351
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:49,763
- [door creaking]
- [Justin groans, sighs]
352
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:52,641
Your cool dad's taking you
to see a scary movie.
353
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,477
You're going to remember this
for the rest of your life.
354
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,730
That's what I'm afraid of.
355
00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,982
[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
356
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:04,278
Winter, wait up.
357
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:05,905
You made me think I was good at magic.
358
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,740
- I was just trying to help.
- [sighs]
359
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,116
Oh, please don't walk away from me.
360
00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:10,951
Or what? You'll use a spell to stop me?
361
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,037
I'd never use a spell to stop you.
362
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,789
I'd use one to make you think
you're stopping yourself.
363
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,876
Okay, but I'm done doing that. See?
364
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:22,713
- No more magic.
- I just want to go home.
365
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,674
No, we're talking about this now.
366
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:27,718
[gasps] There.
367
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:32,306
[door creaks, shuts]
368
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,642
- [sighs]
- You made me look like an idiot.
369
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,393
No, I didn't. The crowd loved you.
370
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,770
No, they loved you.
371
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,605
You were the one doing
all the magic out there.
372
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:40,898
I didn't do anything.
373
00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:43,859
Ladies and gentlemen,
374
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,904
I give you the Amazing Jenny
and her Tank of Doom!
375
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:51,200
[crowd cheers]
376
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,410
Scratch that. The Amazing Winter and…
377
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:56,789
friend. [chuckles]
But it's still the Tank of Doom!
378
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,125
Why's it called the "Tank of Doom?"
379
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,335
If they don't escape the tank
380
00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:04,129
before it fills with water…
they're doomed!
381
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,297
[water running]
382
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:08,717
That's why.
383
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:10,761
Uh, you know, it's okay.
384
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:12,471
I'll use my wand to get us out of here.
385
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,390
You can't. You left it backstage.
386
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:16,642
Right. Then we'll just have
to get out of here
387
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:19,228
without using magic.
How much water can you drink?
388
00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:27,319
[♪ tense rock music playing]
389
00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:29,738
Okay, the door's locked,
the water is rising,
390
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,073
and my wand is outside.
391
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,075
Please tell me you know how
to get out of this.
392
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,201
Of course, I don't.
393
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:35,744
I was never supposed to do this trick.
394
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,913
Also, turns out, I can't do magic.
395
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,083
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
396
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,002
I can't do magic right now either.
397
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:44,628
It doesn't.
398
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,340
[shutter clicks]
399
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:49,800
There's Parker.
400
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:51,844
Just gotta delete that picture
of Billie doing magic
401
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:53,095
so no one ever sees it.
402
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:56,557
Hey, Parker. What you doing?
403
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:57,975
Taking pictures?
404
00:16:58,475 --> 00:16:59,476
Obviously. [scoffs]
405
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,645
Did you get that sweet shot
I sent you earlier?
406
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:02,771
[groans] Sure did.
407
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:04,690
Yeah, speaking of sweet shots,
408
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:06,358
any chance I can check it out
on your camera?
409
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,152
Whoa, I don't know
you like that, new guy.
410
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,905
Parker, I'm your Spanish tutor.
[chuckles softly]
411
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:14,742
You do know me like that.
You know me mas mucho.
412
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,870
[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
413
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,417
Okay, Mom's not here. We're good.
414
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:30,007
Are you sure that movie
wasn't too scary for you?
415
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,009
Don't know what gave you that idea.
416
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,137
[sighs] Where have you guys been?
417
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:37,431
- Nowhere.
- Then why is Milo clinging
418
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,016
to your leg like a scared monkey?
419
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,603
Dad took me to see Bucket of Guts II, too.
420
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:46,231
[gasps] Uh, Justin,
you took him to that movie?
421
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,609
Wait a minute. "Bucket of Guts II, too?"
422
00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:50,402
You took him before I took him!
423
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:54,573
Fine, I did. I just--
I… [breathes sharply]
424
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,867
…that whole cool parent thing
really got in my head.
425
00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:58,577
- [groans] Oh, me too.
- [sighs]
426
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,663
It just-- It took me back to
when I was Milo's age,
427
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:02,998
and I wanted to see a scary movie
428
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,124
and my parents wouldn't let me.
429
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,918
I think your parents
may have been onto something.
430
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,962
And then I was like,
are we becoming our parents?
431
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,923
- [chuckles]
- But we had great parents.
432
00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:12,466
They weren't worried about being cool.
433
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,343
They just did what they had to
to protect us.
434
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,638
You're right. We really let Milo down.
435
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:21,058
- [sighs]
- Milo? Can you forgive us?
436
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,436
Well, I am very disappointed
in your behavior.
437
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:26,855
- Sorry, Milo.
- Sorry, Milo.
438
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,691
But wait a minute, we're the parents.
439
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:32,444
You're in trouble! Or maybe, you're not?
440
00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:34,738
I don't know, we're kind of
in uncharted territory here.
441
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:35,906
[scoffs]
442
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,617
I'm gonna have nightmares for a month.
443
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,077
Can I sleep with you guys?
444
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,287
[chuckles] Oh,
so we're all being punished.
445
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,498
I guess that's what we get
for trying to be the cool parents.
446
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,166
- [chuckles]
- Also, we're sleeping
447
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,584
- with the lights on.
- [gasps]
448
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:49,419
Oh, it's gonna be a long month.
449
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:52,005
[♪ dramatic upbeat music playing]
450
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:57,010
Time is running out for them
451
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,971
to make their death-defying escape.
452
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,223
[exclaiming]
453
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:02,307
[shutter clicks]
454
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,144
[chuckles]
I just thought of something.
455
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:08,021
I'm a wizard who's gonna die
doing mortal magic.
456
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,439
We're gonna have a real good laugh
457
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:10,524
about this later.
458
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,025
There is no later.
459
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:13,861
Then we should have
a real good laugh about it now.
460
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:17,030
[shutter clicks]
461
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,032
I got a new angle for our story.
462
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:20,701
I'm listening, new guy.
463
00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:22,703
Instead of writing about the magic show,
464
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,079
I'm gonna write about the guy
465
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,081
who takes pictures of the magic show.
466
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,332
You're gonna write about me?
467
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:30,919
Yeah! I need a picture of you.
You know, for the story.
468
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:33,338
Sounds pretty good, Roman.
469
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,382
That's right. I called you Roman.
470
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:39,094
Your idea to write about me
has earned you my respect.
471
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,681
Now listen closely, because it's tricky.
472
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,934
First, you point the camera at me, then…
473
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,436
you push the button.
474
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:50,981
This button?
475
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:53,150
- [camera beeping]
- [gasps] Oh, no.
476
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:56,361
I accidentally deleted
all the pictures on your camera.
477
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,866
I told you it was tricky, new guy.
478
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,701
Yeah, that's right.
You're back to "new guy."
479
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:08,290
Why didn't you just tell me
I was bad at magic this morning?
480
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,042
I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
481
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,294
So, you made me think I was good
at something I'm not?
482
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,296
I'm your friend.
I was trying to protect you.
483
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:18,133
Billie, friends are supposed
to be honest, even if it's hard.
484
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,469
You're right.
485
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,179
I should have been honest with you.
486
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:24,014
And from now on, I will be.
487
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:27,351
In that case,
I have something to tell you.
488
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:29,937
Sometimes I use your wand
to scratch my back.
489
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,522
[chuckles] I do that, too.
490
00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:36,193
I can't believe I watched all those
"How to Do Magic" videos for nothing.
491
00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:38,862
Too bad you never watched one
about how to get out of this.
492
00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:42,950
I didn't, but that gives me an idea.
493
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,744
- [switch clicking]
- [♪ tense music playing]
494
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,538
With mere moments before
the water fills the tank,
495
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,083
are they doomed, or will they disappear?
496
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:56,421
[exclaiming, cheering]
497
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,925
[cheering, applauding]
498
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,638
I can't believe you got us out
of that tank.
499
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:05,806
Ta-da!
500
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:07,975
You don't know how you did it, do you?
501
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:09,768
A magician never reveals her secrets.
502
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:14,064
Put your hands together
for The Amazing Winter!
503
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,650
[all cheering, applauding]
504
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,322
I'm gonna miss being The Amazing Winter.
505
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,324
[clicks tongue]
You'll always be amazing to me.
506
00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:29,746
[♪ dramatic rock music playing]
507
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,874
Hey, check out my review
of the magic show.
508
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,920
You used the picture of me
and Winter in our bathrobes?
509
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:39,298
Yeah, well, I had to delete
all of Parker's other pictures,
510
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:42,467
because a certain wizard insists
on using magic at school.
511
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,469
Thanks, Roman. I owe you one.
512
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,263
[chuckles]
You owe me a lot more than one.
513
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:49,349
[sighs] Dinner's ready.
514
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,435
Who wants steaks? I cooked them rare,
515
00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:53,645
so they might be
a little bloody. [chuckles]
516
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,649
Too soon, Dad. Too soon.
517
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:04,948
Well, you know what that means,
more for us.
518
00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:09,411
[♪ upbeat music interludes]
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