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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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[♪ upbeat music concludes]
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Does Mr. Spaulding really think
we don't know he wears a toupee?
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- He has to know we know.
- [Billie chuckles]
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It blows off his head
every time the AC turns on.
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[chuckles] Mr. Spaulding should
change his name to Mr. Balding.
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[laughs] Mr. Balding.
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That is so funny, Billie.
[laughs]
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Eva Morales
just called you funny.
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All I did was rhyme
Mr. Spaulding's name.
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It wasn't even a very good joke.
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It wasn't.
It was a terrible joke.
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Well, I wouldn't say terrible.
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Billie,
you're missing the point.
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The most popular girl
in eighth grade
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just gave you a compliment.
Eighth grade, Billie.
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We're like babies to them.
We're invisible.
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We're invisible babies.
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I didn't even know
she knew my name.
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I'll take Billie and Winter.
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She knows both our names.
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And she picked us first
for her kickball team.
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W... we got this.
Just be cool and do what I do.
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[grunts]
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[student] Oh! [chuckling]
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Yeah, I don't wanna do that.
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Eva Morales talked to you twice?
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Yeah, and after kickball,
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she looked us in the eye
and was like, "See ya."
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"See ya."
An eighth grader sees us.
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- Usually, we're like...
- I know, I know.
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Invisible babies.
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Hey! There she is.
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I'm just gonna go talk to her.
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Maybe she wants
to actually be friends.
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Either she's the bravest person
I know,
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or that kickball hit her harder
than I thought.
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- Hey, Eva.
- Hey, Billie. What's up?
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What's up? [chuckles]
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I didn't think
that far ahead yet.
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Uh, we should all, like,
hang out sometime.
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Yeah, what are you doing
after school?
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Today, nothing. Not a thing.
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Cool. See you guys later.
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- Eva.
- [Eva] Hey, Richard.
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Did you hear that?
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Yeah, she called you
the wrong name.
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Yeah, but usually she calls me
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"you're standing
in front of my locker,"
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so Richard for the win!
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[♪ theme song playing]
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{\an8}♪ Everything is notwhat it seems ♪
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{\an8}♪ When you can havewhat you want ♪
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{\an8}♪ By the simplest of means ♪
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{\an8}♪ Be careful not to messwith the balance of things ♪
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{\an8}♪ Because everything is notwhat it seems ♪
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♪ You might run into troubleif you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything is notwhat it seems ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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- ♪ What it seems ♪
- [theme song concludes]
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Eva is so cool.
She was just like,
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"Let's pop by the mall
on the way home."
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And we popped by the mall
on the way home.
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{\an8}[chuckles] And did you see her
at the makeup counter?
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{\an8}She bought lipstick,
not a gloss, not tint, stick.
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What are you guys talking about?
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- Nothing.
- Not you.
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Hey, girls.
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{\an8}- Hey, Giada, this is Eva.
- She's an eighth grader.
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{\an8}Don't know why I said that.
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{\an8}Seventh and eighth graders
can be friends.
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{\an8}It's only weird
if you call attention to it.
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[chuckles]
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It's nice to meet you,
Mrs. Russo.
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It's nice to meet you too, Eva.
[chuckling]
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Oh, well, I hope it's okay
that I asked her over.
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It all just, you know,
kind of happened.
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{\an8}Oh, of course, Billie.
This is so exciting.
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{\an8}You're making new friends.
[chuckles]
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Well,
I have to be home for dinner,
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so I should probably go.
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Oh, you know,
I wish you didn't have to.
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It was so fun hanging out.
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Well, listen, you're welcome
to come back after dinner.
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- You mean like a sleepover?
- [laughs] Sleepover.
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I don't think
that's what she meant.
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It's okay with me
if it's okay with Eva's parents.
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{\an8}Ah, but it's so last minute.
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{\an8}There's no way her parents
are gonna be cool with it.
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Yep, they're cool with it.
See you later.
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This is gonna be so fun.
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- [laughs]
- [Billie] Mm.
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{\an8}We're about to have
the greatest night of our lives
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{\an8}and nothing can spoil it.
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- Actually--
- I said nothing can spoil it.
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I don't get it.
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Why aren't you excited
to have Eva Morales sleep over?
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{\an8}I am excited.
See, this is my excited face.
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We're gonna
have to work on that.
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What is going on with you?
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{\an8}[sighs] I have to wear this
awful headgear when I sleep.
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It can't be that bad.
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{\an8}Oh, yeah?
My first night at WizTech,
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{\an8}this girl Lucy saw me in it.
She called me Braceface Billie.
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{\an8}After that, I swore I'd never
let anyone see me in it again.
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{\an8}So don't wear it.
I stopped wearing my retainer
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{\an8}and most of my teeth
are still in the right place.
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{\an8}I have to wear it.
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{\an8}I cast spells in my sleep,
it's called sleep casting.
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{\an8}And my enchanted headgear
is the only thing
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{\an8}that stops me from doing it.
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And if we have a sleepover,
Eva will see you in it.
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But if I don't wear it,
I'll cast spells in my sleep.
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Well, I guess there's only
one thing we can do.
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- Cancel the sleepover.
- Clone yourself,
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so Eva and I can hang out
while you sleep in the attic.
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[laughs] I mean,
cancel the sleepover.
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That's what we're gonna do.
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What on Earth are you doing?
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Phase one of
the perfect sleepover prank.
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Mentoid ice cubes.
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The girls will put them
in their soda and boom!
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They're covered in suds.
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Milo, we have a smart,
ambitious eighth grade woman
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coming into our home.
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Let's try and present
the Russo men
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in a good light, shall we?
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Code redhead!
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Hey, Mom, nothing.
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What are you up to?
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Your no-good son is
up to his usual childish antics.
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Kids these days, am I right?
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Okay, what are you up to?
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[exhales sharply, chuckles]
What's with the suit?
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Did someone die?
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[laughs] Oh, sorry,
did someone die?
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I'm wearing a casual house suit.
I do that sometimes.
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I think he's trying to impress
Billie's new friend.
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She's an eighth grader.
She has sophisticated tastes.
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What am I supposed to wear?
Basketball shorts and a T-shirt?
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- [scoffs]
- You wish.
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You don't have the knees
for these shorts.
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Okay, okay. Boys, boys,
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this is Billie's
first sleepover,
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and you two
are not gonna mess it up.
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Oh, hey, I got an idea.
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It's been a while
since we had a boys' night.
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Why don't we do
something fun tonight?
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You know, just the three of us.
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- Oh, that is a great idea.
- We're staying out all night!
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- We'll be back by 9:30.
- We're staying out till 9:30!
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Okay, we just need to find a way
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to get out of this sleepover
with Eva.
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We can't cancel on her.
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She'll think
we don't wanna be friends.
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I've been popular-adjacent
all day, Billie.
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I can't go back.
I won't go back.
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Look, we just need her
to cancel on us.
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[gasps] I know.
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I'll just cast a spell
on her parents' car
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so it won't start.
No ride, no sleepover.
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- [wand chimes]
- Double-double, cars in trouble,
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make Eva's parents' engine
boil and bubble.
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Now what?
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We let that very specific spell
do its thing.
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It's a text from Eva.
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Spell worked.
Sleepover's canceled.
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- Canceled?
- Yep.
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Car trouble.
Nothing we can do about that.
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- Oh, I'll just go pick Eva up.
- But...
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you don't know where she lives.
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5-5-5 Mabel Drive.
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What are you doing?
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The part of me that wants
the sleepover took over.
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[sighs] Billie,
this is your first sleepover
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in the mortal world.
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I'm not gonna let a little
car trouble ruin things.
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Turn left on Crescent.
It's quicker.
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Winter, what am I gonna do?
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If I fall asleep
and start sleep casting,
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Eva will find out I'm a wizard.
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Maybe you should
just wear headgear.
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Maybe she won't make fun of you.
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If you had been there when Lucy
at WizTech saw me wearing it,
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you wouldn't say that.
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I still have nightmares
about it.
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I have nightmares
about winning the lottery.
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Suddenly every relative
is knocking on my door,
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but I can't open it
because I'm a lobster.
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Uh, no, wait,
that's the nightmare.
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I'm a lobster.
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[gasps] Winter,
I know what we need.
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- [scoffs]
- What is that?
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- Stinkroot.
- Ew.
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It's grown
by woodland fairies...
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- Aww.
- ...in their armpits.
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Ew.
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You brew it like tea
and drink it to stay awake.
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Can't sleep cast
if I'm awake, right?
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- Want me to make you some?
- Hmm, let me see.
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Do I want fairy armpit tea?
No, I'm good.
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Hope you guys are ready
for boys' night.
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[all] Boys' night!
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- [blows air horn]
- Milo, I'm driving.
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Sorry, just excited
for boys' night.
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- [all] Boys' night!
- [blows air horn]
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- Milo!
- My bad.
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Wait until you see
what I have planned.
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We are getting
the VIP treatment.
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Hi, yes, I have a coupon
for the VIP treatment.
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You brought us to the car wash?
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Uh, yeah,
you guys love the car wash.
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Plus, the car's filthy.
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Someone wrote "wash me"
on the window
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and drew a bunch of hearts
around it.
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Uh, those weren't hearts.
Those were butts.
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[Justin] Hmm?
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I mean, I'm guessing
that's what the artist intended.
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Dad, please tell me
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you have something else planned
after this.
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Uh, obviously.
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Trust me, this boys' night
is just getting started.
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Boys' night! [laughs, inhales]
I didn't hear you.
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- Boys' night...
- Boys' night...
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Yes.
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Man, I haven't painted my nails
in a minute. [chuckles]
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Why? 'Cause it's a baby thing?
It is, isn't it?
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You're blowing it, Winter.
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No, I love painting my nails.
It's classic sleepover.
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That's what I said.
You're killing it, Winter.
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Whoo! [chuckles] This is fun.
Are you guys having fun?
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I could do this all night.
Oh, that's what we should do!
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Stay up all night.
I can't wait to paint my nails,
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I just wish I had
more than ten nails to paint.
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[gasps] I forgot about my toes.
Yes, bonus nails.
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Is she okay?
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Yeah, she's fine.
[giggles nervously]
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Are you okay?
239
00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:07,356
I'm great.
The stinkroot is really working.
240
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,775
My whole body is tingling.
I think I feel my hair growing.
241
00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:13,654
Oh, hey. Don't mind me.
242
00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:16,115
Not trying to interrupt
your sleepover,
243
00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:18,618
but when I was in middle school
and we had sleepovers,
244
00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,161
we used to make
prank phone calls.
245
00:10:20,244 --> 00:10:21,746
Now, I'm not saying
you should do that,
246
00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:24,081
but here's a faculty directory
and a burner phone.
247
00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:27,710
Mrs. Russo, you're kind of
my hero right now.
248
00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:29,503
[laughs] Have fun.
249
00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,547
Oh, we're gonna have fun.
We're gonna have so much fun,
250
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,882
I probably
won't sleep a wink tonight.
251
00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:35,384
[sniffs] Ugh.
Something is rotten in here.
252
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,011
I'm gonna dump this in the yard.
253
00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:39,847
Actually, I'm gonna dump this
in the neighbor's yard.
254
00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:42,808
But... [sighs]
255
00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,853
First, she said
Eva could sleep over.
256
00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,605
Then she gives her a ride here.
257
00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,732
And now she's dumping
the last of the stinkroot.
258
00:10:49,857 --> 00:10:51,233
It's like she's doing
everything she can
259
00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:52,735
to give me
the best night of my life.
260
00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:54,695
What you're saying doesn't match
how you're saying it.
261
00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:57,031
I know. I'm very conflicted.
262
00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:05,539
[laughs] Whoo-hoo! Price-Co!
263
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,209
[chuckles] Was that fun
or was that fun?
264
00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:09,543
There a third option?
265
00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:12,922
Oh, come on, you guys used to
love going to Price-Co.
266
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,382
Playing hide and seek
in the aisles,
267
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,009
riding in the shopping carts,
eating free samples.
268
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,428
Look, I appreciate
a knife demonstration
269
00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:21,847
as much as the next guy,
but I gotta tell you,
270
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,349
it's not the thrill
it used to be.
271
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,978
Well, you had fun,
right, Milo? Milo?
272
00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:31,774
[Milo] Help! I'm buried
under impulse purchases!
273
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,611
Can we just go home now?
274
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,823
Yeah, Dad, thanks for trying,
but... [sighs]
275
00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:40,616
...maybe we should call
boys' night off.
276
00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,577
No, we can't call off
boys' night.
277
00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:46,080
O... okay, look,
maybe I was taking you
278
00:11:46,163 --> 00:11:47,832
to do a bunch of kid stuff.
It's just...
279
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,418
you're growing up so fast.
280
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,295
I guess I'm just
not ready to admit
281
00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:56,424
you're not little boys anymore.
You're guys.
282
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:59,844
And what guys need
is a guys' night.
283
00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:01,470
I'm listening.
284
00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:03,472
I know what we should do.
285
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:07,351
But I gotta warn you,
it's pretty risky. Are you in?
286
00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,730
- [both] Guys' night!
- Guys' night!
287
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,022
- Guys' night!
- Guys' night!
288
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:15,109
[laughs] Buckle up first
for safety.
289
00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:23,117
[yawns] I don't know
about you guys,
290
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,493
but I'm getting tired.
291
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,997
No. [laughs]
No, no, nobody's getting tired.
292
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:31,125
- Um, let's play Slappy Face.
- What's that?
293
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:34,837
It's where we slap each other
as hard as we can in the face.
294
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:39,216
- Why would we do that?
- Yeah, why would we do that?
295
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,678
- Because it's fun.
- That doesn't sound fun.
296
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:45,222
Yeah,
that really doesn't sound fun.
297
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:46,932
[doorbell ringing]
298
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:49,852
Whoo! [sing-song] I think
that's for me.
299
00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:55,691
[gasps] Thank you.
Oh, I tipped on the app.
300
00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,654
- Giada, uh, what is that?
- Confession.
301
00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:03,115
I may have had a little
something special delivered
302
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,325
for your sleepover.
303
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:07,912
Matching onesies!
304
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,123
- Mrs. Russo, you did not.
- I did.
305
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,541
- You did not?
- I did.
306
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,585
- You did not.
- Eva, just take a onesie.
307
00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:18,088
[gasps]
308
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,049
This thing is so soft,
it's like a--
309
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,217
Blanket made of kittens.
310
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,468
That's not what I was going to--
311
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:24,053
Say. Look at us,
312
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,596
finishing
each other's sentences,
313
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,431
like BFFs.
314
00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:31,060
[laughs] Come on, girls,
we can get changed upstairs.
315
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:32,895
- Winter...
Hmm?
316
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:34,939
...whatever happens,
you cannot let me fall asleep.
317
00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:37,274
Don't worry, Billie,
you can count on me.
318
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:42,196
- [snoring]
- Seriously?
319
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,492
All right, just a few
more hours until sunrise.
320
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:50,037
I can do this. Ooh...
321
00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:52,873
This onesie is so,
322
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:55,417
so soft.
323
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,921
[gasps] No, gotta stay awake.
324
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,384
[sighs] I'm just gonna go
325
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:06,595
get a glass of water
from the kitchen.
326
00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:08,138
[♪ eerie music playing]
327
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,724
Huh? This isn't the kitchen.
328
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,435
What's going on?
329
00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:18,190
- [footsteps approaching]
- Who's there?
330
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:31,787
Well, if it isn't
Braceface Billie. [laughs]
331
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:35,374
Lucy from WizTech,
what are you doing here?
332
00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:39,503
Duh, I'm here to call you
Braceface, Braceface!
333
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,006
But this has to be a dream.
334
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,425
Oh, no.
335
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:48,137
I must have fallen asleep
without my headgear
336
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:49,680
which means I'm...
337
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,349
sleep casting.
338
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:56,478
[♪ music concludes]
339
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:59,815
[gasps] Oh, good.
I'm not a lobster...
340
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,490
I wonder if it's too late
to cancel the sleepover.
341
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:16,081
[♪ dramatic music playing,
fades]
342
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,667
Billie, wake up. Wake up.
343
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,211
- [snores]
- No, not you. You stay asleep.
344
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:24,256
Hey, Winter, I found some
extra blankets in case you...
345
00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:27,009
[exclaims] What is happening?
346
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:30,471
[shushes] Please, Mrs. Russo,
we have to be quiet.
347
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,139
What is happening?
348
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:34,725
- Billie's sleep casting.
- Well, wake her up.
349
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:37,686
I tried. We have to do something
before Eva sees this.
350
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:38,812
[Giada sighs]
351
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:45,152
Yeah, this is gonna be
tough to explain.
352
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,202
[gasps] Whoa,
we're in the wizard world.
353
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:54,286
What makes you think that?
354
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,829
'Cause there's a centaur
over there.
355
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:57,957
Are you sure?
356
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,750
I thought a centaur
was a half man, half bull.
357
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:00,834
No, that's the minotaur.
358
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:03,295
Really? I thought that was
a half woman, half fish.
359
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:04,380
No, that's a mermaid.
360
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:05,798
So who gives you
parking tickets?
361
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:07,841
That's a meter maid!
Are we really doing this?
362
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:11,345
[shushes] Keep your voices down.
You're gonna wake him up.
363
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,930
- He's sleeping.
- [yawns]
364
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:15,891
Ah, centaurs sleep standing up,
just like cows.
365
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,768
And they also make pies,
just like cows.
366
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:18,978
So watch your step.
367
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:21,981
Dad, what are we doing here?
368
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:25,401
- We're centaur tipping.
- What is that?
369
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:28,028
It's where you sneak up
to a sleeping centaur
370
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,113
and you tip him.
371
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:30,572
It's pretty much
all in the name.
372
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:33,575
Huh, I would not take you
for a centaur tipper, Dad.
373
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:34,702
Oh, I... I'm not,
374
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,787
but I busted a bunch of kids
at WizTech once doing it.
375
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:39,206
I was like,
"Kids, that is not funny."
376
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,332
Then why are we doing it?
377
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:43,210
Because I lied. It's funny.
It's really funny.
378
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,130
- I'm in. Let's do this.
- Okay.
379
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:49,216
- [snores]
- [shushes]
380
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:53,387
Okay, one, two, three. Push!
381
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,055
- [yells]
- [centaur screams, grunts]
382
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,266
Hey,
what do you think you're doing?
383
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,517
Run!
384
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:02,146
When I figure out how to get up,
I'm coming after you!
385
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:04,314
[all] Guys' night!
386
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:13,365
Oh. No, this can't be good.
387
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:16,076
Oh, Justin, thank goodness
you're here.
388
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,494
What's going on?
389
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:20,372
Did one of my pranks go wrong?
Did one of them go right?
390
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:24,043
No, she's sleep casting.
I've done it before myself,
391
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,878
but the worst I ever did
was fold laundry.
392
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:26,962
That checks out.
393
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,008
[♪ tense music playing]
394
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,760
[laughs]
395
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,137
But you're just a nightmare.
You can't hurt me.
396
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,848
Where's your
stupid headgear, Braceface?
397
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,392
Okay, that hurt a little.
398
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:43,312
[both] Braceface! Braceface!
399
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:44,980
Leave me alone.
400
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:49,234
- [all] Braceface! Braceface!
- Just go away!
401
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:52,529
[all laugh]
402
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:55,324
- [♪ music concludes]
- Go away. Go away.
403
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,785
- I can't wake her up.
- Well, what do we do?
404
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,287
I have to go into her dream
and try to wake her up.
405
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:01,914
No, you can't.
You have to stay here
406
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:04,041
and undo this magic
before Eva sees it.
407
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:05,375
Look, send me into her dream.
408
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:06,877
You can't just go
into someone's dream.
409
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,587
That's a huge
invasion of privacy.
410
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:11,006
Didn't you and Billie
sneak into Dad's brain?
411
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:12,132
Wait, what did he say?
412
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,176
H... he said, send her in.
Send Mom in!
413
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:18,889
[♪ tense music playing]
414
00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:21,725
[all] Braceface! Braceface!
Braceface! Braceface! Braceface!
415
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:23,769
- Leave me alone!
- [all] Braceface! Braceface...
416
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:25,062
- Billie!
- Giada!
417
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,356
- Oh!
- What are you doing in my dream?
418
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:30,526
Justin sent me. The sleepover
is going a little off the rails.
419
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,613
- [grunts] Try to take her wand.
- I'm on it.
420
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,408
Yeah, that's not gonna work.
421
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:41,286
[grunts]
422
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,372
This is my fault.
423
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:46,333
Usually, I wear headgear
to stop me from sleep casting.
424
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:49,044
But I was worried
if Eva saw me in it,
425
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,712
then she'd make fun of me.
426
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,799
Oh, so you wear headgear,
so what?
427
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:55,801
Well, it makes me look weird.
428
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,512
Oh, honey,
it's something you need.
429
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:01,640
Anyone who makes fun of you
for that is not worth your time.
430
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:04,977
[sighs] Even if it's
Eva Morales?
431
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:06,937
Even if it's Eva Morales.
432
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,899
[all] Braceface!
Braceface! Braceface!
433
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:13,819
And definitely not
whoever that little brat is.
434
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,363
You're right.
435
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,448
[♪ dramatic music playing]
436
00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:20,200
Fine, you got me.
437
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:24,538
I guess I am Braceface Billie,
but I'm cool with it.
438
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:26,582
[all] You can't be cool with it.
439
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,876
That's the whole point
of the mean nickname.
440
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:32,754
I'm not wasting my time worrying
about what you think anymore.
441
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,966
[both] Hey, cut it out!
442
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,594
I'm done worrying about
what anyone thinks.
443
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:44,057
- But that's no fun!
- [sighs] We're leaving.
444
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,728
No, no, no! You're not going
anywhere, Braceface!
445
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:48,979
Eh, watch me.
446
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,232
You're lucky this is a dream
447
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,610
or I'd be having a strong word
with your mother.
448
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:57,571
[grunts]
449
00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,364
[♪ music concludes]
450
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:02,242
[sighs] Okay,
I'm just gonna say it.
451
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:03,869
Little girls are mean.
452
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,789
Billie? Winter?
453
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,083
Richard,
what are you doing here?
454
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,794
- Did she just call you Richard?
- Just go with it, Mom.
455
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,046
[chuckles]
456
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,924
- Uh, everybody was just--
- Just leaving.
457
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,217
[chuckles] Right, guys?
458
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:21,386
Wait.
I wanna show you guys something.
459
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,229
That thing goes
on your face? [chuckles]
460
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:33,690
- Roman.
- I mean, it's hardly noticeable.
461
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:37,861
[laughs] Well, let's,
uh, get upstairs. [chuckles]
462
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:45,452
Uh, Eva, this is my headgear,
and I have to wear it.
463
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,746
So, if you're not cool
with that then...
464
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,040
maybe we shouldn't be friends.
465
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:51,750
[chuckles] Why wouldn't I be
cool with it?
466
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,502
'Cause you're in eighth grade,
and you're awesome,
467
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:55,754
and neither of us can figure out
why you're hanging out with us,
468
00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:57,214
and you smell
like a fancy candle.
469
00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:00,968
First of all, I'm hanging out
with you 'cause you're fun.
470
00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:03,637
[laughs] And second,
I was worried about
471
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:06,890
what you guys would think
because of this.
472
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:15,857
[chuckles] You even make
headgear look cool.
473
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:19,111
We both make headgear look cool.
474
00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:22,447
I am so running home
to get my retainer right now.
475
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:32,624
- [doorbell ringing]
- I got it.
476
00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:36,586
[sighs]
477
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:39,256
Told you I was coming after you.
478
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:40,966
How'd you find me?
479
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:43,135
Oh, you dropped
your Price-Co card. [chuckles]
480
00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:45,470
- Oh, thank you. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
481
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:48,473
Now it's, uh,
my turn to tip you.
482
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,809
What? [screams, groans]
483
00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:52,811
Not so funny now, is it?
484
00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:55,856
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concludes]
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