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We're tired of arguing about the agreement.

Yes, Cris and I have talked, and everything is fine.

We want to sign it, and be done with it.

- These two have fucked. - That's the right attitude.

If we keep going like this, it'll be a piece of cake.

She baptized my daughter without my consent!

You used an IUD without telling me?

I came to defend you. Enough of this bullshit.

Previously

To court?

You've done nothing to stop our family from breaking.

Don't go there!

- I wasn't happy with you, Cris. - Something we can agree on.

Jesus, you need to be the best at everything,

except the best mother.

Do you think I don't think I'm a bad mother too?

Cris, you don't know how lucky you are to have a family like yours.

I'm not only losing you…

- Go fuck yourself, Cristina. - You go fuck yourself!

If we go to court, I will ask for sole custody of Cloe.

I doubt they will give custody to a slacker like you!

Don't throw it away. I haven't eaten yet.

- Honey, you have to understand him. - I don't!

It's my week, and I don't want him to take her.

She's crazy. The woman's crazy.

Does it seem reasonable that she won't let me see my daughter

on her birthday?

If she doesn't let me,

I'll go there on Saturday, and take her anyway.

I can do that, right, Dad?

How are you going to stop him?

They could accuse you of kidnapping, and put you in jail.

Mom, don't be all dramatic.

This tastes bland, right? No wonder the kids won't eat it.

Too salty for her, too bland for you, huh? I really can't do anything right.

For once, I'm speaking to you as a father, not a lawyer.

- Think about your daughter. - I am thinking of her.

That's why I'm going to ask for custody. I'm just going to ask for it.

How could Diego do that, honey? He's a good man.

Can you stop siding with him?

He's threatening to take my daughter from me.

Mom, what do you think? Mom, what do you think?

Very well, Antonio. I hope you're already warmed up.

In a minute,

our contestants will try to answer as many…

What's wrong with her?

Would you like it if he did that to you?

Imagine not seeing Cloe on her birthday.

So, what? I'm tired of always giving in.

I'm sick of always doing whatever she wants.

Okay, but are you really willing to make a scene in front of Cloe?

We'd already traumatized her with Santa Claus.

- Let's not do the same on her birthday. - See?

You see how I always have to give in? Whatever.

Mm? But she spends the day with us until the afternoon.

- Then he can take her if he really wants. - Ah, how nice, huh?

She'll eat with them first, and after she's stuffed and tired,

she'll come to us. See?

Why do we always have to do everything her way?

Look, Daddy.

Oh,

thank you so much! I love it!

It's not for you. It's for Mommy, for her new office.

Wow!

Well, how about that!

SHARED CUSTODY

Episode 8 BIRTHDAYS

Cristina?

- Hi. - Hey.

Happy with the little office

- we set up for you? - Yeah.

You can manage the underlings well from here, hmm?

Yeah, yeah, it's really great. Thanks.

No, thank you for the amazing project

that landed us

- a meeting with the Australians. - Are you serious? That's great!

- When? - We're having lunch

- with them on Saturday. - Which Saturday?

This Saturday.

Yeah, people from the Ministry of Development

are in Spain to sign a contract for the high-speed train.

- This Saturday? - Yes, but don't worry about it,

no need for a presentation or anything.

The important thing is for them to know you and trust you.

Well, and also help me with all the English stuff.

- You know it's not my forte. - Ah!

Yes, of course.

Well, great work on the project.

This Saturday…

Uh. Let's see. "Hairspray…

or gel…"

Uh.

"That is the question."

This is shit.

CHAT BRN HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

Mm. "Write me a post…

"six hundred words long

"about whether it's better to use hairspray or gel."

Okay.

- What? - Hello, Diego.

What, Cris? What do you want?

Would you like Cloe to have lunch with you on Saturday?

What happened?

You got stuck with some last-minute work or something?

Do you want lunch with her or not?

No, I don't.

I don't because we already made plans for the evening, yeah.

Okay, that's fine. If that's what you want.

Uh. I was just offering because I wanted to ease the tension a little…

…for Cloe.

Okay, okay, Cris. Uh. I don't believe you.

Look, you don't need to come get her, okay?

I'll bring her to you.

"Hairspray. Its invisibility creates the spitting image of elegance."

Fuck, Diego, this is the shit.

What?

Diego, it's Julián from Pelos Hair Salon.

Uh, uh. Julián, Julián, what's up? How are you?

Uh. I finished the article. I'm just about to post it.

No, no, no, it's not about that.

We can't keep spending so much on social media, man.

- What do you... And why not? - No. No, no, no, no, no.

Uh. You can't do this to me, man.

You're one of the last clients I have left.

No, it's not you.

Then what? I mean, did you hire someone younger?

No, we're gonna try to do it with the AI thing.

- Seriously? - Mm-hmm.

- You're gonna use AI? - Come on, Diego…

Dammit. No, it's fine.

Okay, you'll call me when someone complains

that your hairspray isn't eco-friendly, or whatever,

and let's see how AI gets you out of that PR crisis.

I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Goddammit.

Belén, do you have a minute?

Congratulations, Mrs. Important.

As soon as they meet you, we'll get that offer for sure.

One thing.

Do you think Saturday's lunch can be pushed to 3:00 or 3:30?

Did you forget they're Australians? They eat at noon.

- It's my daughter's birthday. - And?

I don't want to miss it. Not this time.

Well, you're gonna have to miss it, honey.

Without you, the Australians don't get shit.

Okay, what about 2:30? And I'll get there for 3:00,

since the first half hour is always blah, blah…

No way. You know how this works, Cristina.

If you can't be with your kids, then you can't be with them.

Then you shower them with gifts later, like you've always done.

Do me this favor, book them for 2:00, and don't worry, hmm? I'll figure it out.

Cristina…

I'll have time for everything. Please. Pretty please.

Open

♪ Crappy birthday to you ♪

♪ Hope you have a terrible time ♪

♪ May a tram run you over ♪

♪ And have a happy funeral ♪

Yay!

- Wait, wait, wait. - What? There's still more?

Mm-hmm.

♪ The presents are for me ♪

♪ The wrapping's for you ♪

♪ I'll take you to see a movie ♪

All right!

♪ But you'll pay ♪

♪ For… me ♪

Done.

Well, time for the cake, right?

What's the rush, Cris? It's not even 2:00.

Well, I told Diego that I'd bring her there early.

Honey, it's your birthday. What's the matter?

Daddy isn't here.

Well, you're spending the afternoon with him.

- You're getting two parties. - This is the worst day of my life.

Well, honey, you're gonna open your presents soon,

and then after, it's piñata time, that's your favorite.

- Let's just tell them. - It's better we tell them another day.

No, no, no. Let's tell them now, and be done.

Uh. We'd like to tell you something.

Not now, Mom, the candles are melting, come on.

- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ - ♪ To you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

- ♪ Happy birthday, dear Cloe ♪ - ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

- ♪ Happy birthday, dear Cloe ♪ - ♪ Happy birthday, dear Cloe ♪

- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ - ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

Come on, honey, make a wish. Go ahead, honey.

Come on, honey, blow them out, please.

But I can't make the wish I always make anymore.

Why's that, honey?

- Because I wanted a little brother. - You already have little siblings.

That's us! That's us!

Yay!

Now, you can wish for something new, honey.

I know.

Perfect. Let's get the presents now, okay? Come on. Let's go.

- Let's open the presents. - We bought the apartment in Torrevieja.

- And we're going to live there. - And what are we gonna do with the kids?

Uh. I don't know. You'll have to figure it out.

What?

- It is what it is. - But why?

Uh. Mm. Let's get the presents.

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Here are your clothes. Put them away yourself.

Thanks.

That's unbelievable. You're that stupid, huh?

- You start smoking at 40. - I've been smoking for 20 years, Mom.

Wait a second, wait a second.

- Please, that's disgusting! - I'll clean it later.

I don't want to be like Dad, and hide cigarettes under the flowerpots.

I knew it. I knew it. He can't fool me.

You think I don't notice things around here, but I'm not stupid.

You're not stupid, Mom, you're not stupid. You're just a bit unhappy.

That's why you make the rest of us miserable.

I'm so sorry about what you heard the other day.

But if there's someone in this house

who knows what it's like to not feel loved,

I promise you, it's me.

Every day, this house is full of lies,

every day, we only tell each other bad things.

That's why I want you to know this.

I love you, Mom.

- Come on! Let's go! Hit it, hit it! - Bring it up! Bring the stick up!

- Higher! - Higher! There, hit it!

You got it! Harder! Come on! Hit it!

Come on, hit it!

Don't even think about moving now, okay? This is all your fault.

It's my fault?

We were getting along just fine until you two split up.

Swing now! Swing now, and hit it hard! Come on!

- Swing now! - Much better!

You got it! Harder! Step back! Now! Hit it hard!

Harder!

Lower! Low… No, careful. Harder! Harder! Harder!

Where are you? Tell me you're on your way!

Almost!

The first phase of the project was developed

by a German company.

And we're open to working with another company on the second phase

as long as we find a project that excites us.

Oh, thank you.

Gracias.

Um. A project that excites us,

not only in efficiency, but with the budget.

Mm-hmm.

Uh. Should we start or…

Yes, yes, yes, please, please.

Yes, yes, yes. She's almost, uh, here, yeah.

- Yeah? Okay. - Mm.

Well, dig in.

- This looks gorgeous. - Amazing.

Bon appétit.

- How do you say that in Spanish? - Oh, I think it's, uh, "Buen provecho"?

- ¡Buen provecho! - Ah! "Buen provecho." Mm.

Oh, my God! This is amazing.

- Okay! Oh, my God. - This is so French.

Way harder! There. Okay. That's it, a little more.

- Harder! There! - Much harder!

You're fucking this up

Come on, come on, honey.

Now, harder, harder, harder. Cloe, come on. Please, a little more.

- Hit it harder. Harder. - Okay, there.

Grab it, grab the stick. Hit it. Come on, hit it. Don't be afraid.

Come on, honey, hit it hard. Come on, come on.

Dammit, okay, it's fine.

- Come on, Cloe! Come on, Cloe! Come on! - Come, come. Come, come.

Well done, Cloe!

And you keep saying I'm the one who's crazy, eh?

- Look at all that candy, honey. - Yay, I did it.

- It was Aunt Cris who broke it. - Did you break it, Mommy?

I only wanted to help, honey. Look, look how many things there are.

Look, look, look, honey. Orange lollipops, your favorite.

I don't want it.

- Fuck, I do everything wrong. - Welcome to the club.

Come on, let's go… let's go look for watches.

- Hey, what's wrong, honey? - I can't do it anymore, Mom.

I have a very important meeting I'm late to,

and on top of that, I ruined my daughter's birthday.

On a Saturday, honey. You work way too hard.

Just like you.

You both worked day and night at the bar so that we could study and get good jobs.

Well, exactly, honey,

we worked all those hours so you wouldn't have to.

We're ordering dessert…

Mauricio's gonna kill you!!

Honey, don't cry. Don't cry.

Uh. Is this what we're eating today?

Yeah, these are snacks for the birthday. What's wrong?

I'm sure Mom's at the store getting food.

Mom's in her room. I doubt she's getting any food.

I bet it's because you made a scene at the law office the other day.

Look here. Look at the sty I got from the stress.

And couldn't you have made something? Mm.

- You make amazing sushi, you know? - Mm.

Can you tie this, please?

- Is this all the decorations there are? - Yeah.

And no chocolate fountain or candy buffet?

- No. - Does Mom know about this?

I'm handling it this year. Tie this, please.

You could have splurged a little more for this, Diego.

I can't spend a lot of money.

I've quit working as a social media manager.

- What? You're already jobless again? - Didn't you say it wasn't a real job?

And didn't you say you were going to provide for your daughter?

Because this is a hell of a birthday you're throwing for her.

Well, I'm going to make myself a sandwich.

Make one for me too.

Uh. Make it yourself. Duh.

What a disaster.

Mom?

- Are you all right? - I'm wonderful.

Aren't you dressing up for the party?

Why would I bother if you all don't give a fuck about me?

- Mom, what did you say? - You heard me.

You can all pretend that you actually care about me.

- Well, okay. - You're all ungrateful brats.

- But you're my children and I love you. - What's with you?

That doesn't include you.

I want a divorce.

Okay, honey, come on. Come. Now, I can't find the thing.

Come on, help me. Work with me, honey, come on. Let's go.

Go, please, come, come.

You brought her pretty early. We're not set up yet.

Well…

Happy birthday, Pinky! Hey.

What's the matter?

- Mommy broke the piñata. - Honey, I already apologized.

- What else can I do to make it up to you? - Stay for Daddy's party.

I can't, sweetheart. I really can't.

I knew this was gonna happen all right.

- Tired and loaded up on sugar. - No, look, what you should...

Perfect. No, thank you.

You should've just celebrated another day, hey?

Honey, you'll have a super great time! You'll have a lot of fun!

Do you want one?

Well, okay. We should get the cake, right?

- Shall we? Huh? - Mm! Yes! Mm-hmm.

- Cake, cake, cake! - Uh. I'll get it.

- Yeah? - Mm.

Oh.

Dad, can I also have more cake?

- Of course, you can have more cake, Pinky. - Mm.

It's your birthday. Come on, Uncle Mario will get you some more.

And while we wait for extra cake for Pinky,

here is Daddy's present.

Yeah, yeah, yeah! What is it? So, exciting!

What? That's a bike, okay? You really wanted one, right?

FOR CLOE!! TICKET FOR ONE SUPER BIKE!!!

This isn't a bike. It's a piece of paper.

The paper will become a bike, honey.

It's just that they didn't have the one you wanted, the purple one.

But Daddy already ordered it, okay? It'll be here very soon.

In a month, two, at most.

Or three.

Look, you're gonna love our present, okay?

- Yeah! Yeah! - Wow! What is it? What is it?

- More presents. - Let's see what it is!

- Look at that! - Wow!

More papers. I wanted toys.

But you can buy all the toys you want with those papers.

Even a bike, if your dad's takes too long to come.

Maybe you'll like your grandpa's more.

It's a pretty heavy box, right?

- It's huge! - I'll help. I'll help.

Put it here. Can you open it, or do you need help?

Order in the courtroom!

This way, you'll already have one when you become a judge.

Yeah, I want to be a judge and sentence a lot of people.

- Sentence who? - The bad guys. To prison.

Look at how sure of it she is. Not like some other people,

who still don't know what to do with their lives at 40.

I do know what I'm going to do, Dad. I'm going to finish law school.

And I'm going to work at the firm.

But we can't have more partners

at the firm, Diego.

Of course, we've already split up the clients.

Yeah, and there aren't any offices

left either.

He can have mine.

Good, son.

Very good.

Cloe! Look what grandma brought you!

Where's the birthday girl?

- Uh… - Cloe!

Where are you?

Pinky?

Come out, please! This isn't funny!

Cloe!

- Dad's going to get angry. - Cloe!

Cloe!

- This is unbelievable, right, Dad? - It is unbelievable.

Do you think your mom was serious about that?

Of course I was serious about it.

Very serious. Cloe!

Well, we'll represent you, Mom. We've done so much for this firm.

We'll take everything from him. You'll see. Cloe!

- Cloe! - Let's come out, please.

- Cloe! - Cloe!

Cloe!

- Honey, what are you doing in there? - It's a box of Mommy's clothes.

- Fuck. - You said "Fuck." Pay up.

I'm not in the mood for jokes, honey.

What you did was very bad. Very bad. I was so worried. Come here.

Come on, don't be like that. It's okay.

It's just that my belly hurts a lot.

Of course, you've had a lot of sugar.

- It hurts a lot. - Pinky, don't be dramatic, okay?

I'm not. It really hurts a lot.

Well, if it hurts that much, we'll have to go to the hospital.

Yes, yes, let's go. It really hurts a lot.

For us, the most important thing

is that our high-speed trains…

are not only faster,

…but also more energy efficient and environmentally friendly.

Yeah, yeah, but how is it possible that your pollution rate

is 10% less than the Germans?

I hope it's not the typical Spanish lie-in-order-to-get-the-contract.

You're right. It is a lie. Our pollution rate is not that.

It can be even better.

To 20% less than the Germans.

Thanks to a new...

Is there something wrong, Cristina?

We are on our way to the hospital

Um, sorry. I have to make a call.

Okay.

- ] I'm here, Cris. - What happened? Is Cloe okay?

I don't know. Her stomach hurts. Maybe it's appendicitis.

Is the pain on the appendix side?

I don't know where the appendix is, Cris.

So we're going to the hospital.

Hey, I'll hang up, now. I'm driving. I texted you in case you wanted to come.

Mommy, it really hurts!

Honey!

I'm sorry. I have to go. I'm really sorry.

Wait, wait, Cris, Cris, Cris. What the fuck is this, huh?

You already got here late. No, no, you're not getting out of here.

- Do you know how much is at stake? - Of course, I do, Mauricio.

I made the budget, but I have to go. My daughter is in the hospital, I'm sorry.

- Wait... What? You're a mother? - Yes, I have a daughter.

And today was her birthday, that's why I was late.

And why didn't we know you have a daughter?

Because it penalizes us, Mauricio. That's why so many of us hide it.

Who else never told us that they have children?

That's illegal to ask.

Well, now that you know,

I need more work-life balance, especially since I just got separated.

You also had a husband?

If I can't manage a good work-life balance in this company, Mauricio,

I'll go to another company where I can. But real balance.

Not two work-from-home afternoons where I still have to juggle everything.

So, it's up to you what happens from here.

I'm so sorry, but my daughter is in the hospital, and I have to go.

- Oh. - Oh, my God.

I… I… I am so sorry. Th… th… this is un… unacceptable.

We… we take this project very seriously.

What is very serious is having a child in the hospital.

- I'd have done exactly the same thing. - Indeed.

- That woman is amazing. - I have three.

- Three kids. Yes. - Aw.

- Look. She's Belén, too. - Aw!

- And Marcos, and Javi. - Aw.

- The little one. - Yes.

So cute. Look at that one.

And what's your name?

- Cloe. - Cloe!

That's a beautiful name. Tell me, Cloe, what's wrong?

Her stomach hurts a lot.

Yeah, it looks like she ate too much cake.

It could also be appendicitis.

Hey, it almost seems like you'd prefer she had that.

What, you don't wanna feel bad for letting her stuff herself?

Stuff herself? Me? Maybe the problem was rushing her too much.

You're divorced, right?

- Yes. - Yes.

If you don't mind, take your argument outside.

- It can wait. - No, no, that's not necessary.

Yes, it is necessary.

Give us a moment of peace. Cloe and I will handle this ourselves.

Okay.

- Bye, honey. - Cloe.

Dr. Torres de Castro,

please come to radiology.

Don't worry. It won't be anything.

I know. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's just been an emotional day.

My parents are divorcing.

I'm sorry.

Well, you never understood why they were still together, right?

Fuck, all they did was argue.

But look at us, separated and still arguing anyway.

We were supposed to still be friends, but look at what we've become.

Shame on us for this.

Cloe doesn't deserve this.

Cris.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. It's been an emotional day for me as well.

If it's any consolation, you were right.

I do have your box.

Come on, now's your chance. Go on and say, "I told you so."

- Say that I'm stubborn... - I think I'm going to get fired.

But don't they love you there?

I told them that I need more work-life balance,

and if they don't like it, they can look for a replacement.

Very well done.

I wish you'd done it sooner.

And I wish I stood up to my mom sooner too.

What did you do?

I told her I smoke.

- Well, better late than never, right? - Yeah. Fuck, tell me about it.

I'm gonna finish law school and work at the firm.

Are you sure? With your family?

That's not your style.

I don't have any other choice if I want to stop being a slacker.

Well, to be honest, you'd make a pretty good lawyer.

You know how to turn the tables in any situation.

That's what the Dictator told me.

Yeah, she really understood you? From the very beginning.

By the way, she's looking for an intern.

Can you imagine? What a duo. What a duo.

I went a little too far, didn't I? Calling you a slacker.

Well, I didn't hold back either when I said you were a bad mother.

I'm sorry.

♪ Take my hand ♪

Forgive me, Cris. You were right about a lot of the things you said.

♪ And come find me ♪

Especially the superhero thing.

No, I really was convinced that it was all your fault and…

No, no, no. I'm just realizing that it's not like that.

It's maybe 90-10.

- You're the 90, right? - I've been very annoying.

Come on. You 80, me 20, yeah?

Well, I admit I have been a bit selfish.

- Me, 30. - Only 30?

- No. No. - Well…

Okay, the truth is

I really messed things up with her birthday.

And I do get worked up.

Okay, sure, but I'm not taking more than 40.

Forty, sure, that's fine. Forty for you, the other 40 for me, for being an idiot…

…and the missing 20…

for my mom.

Deal.

Acute fakeinitis.

A typical case of wanting to get her parents together

on her birthday.

- But then, doc... - No, don't worry. She's perfectly fine.

It's one of the "illnesses" I see most often in kids with divorced parents.

- Honey! - Pinky!

My wish came true.

- And jump! Nice job! - Wait, wait, wait. All right!

Hey, is it true what you said about the Dictator?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

- Can you give me her number? - You sure?

It would be fun to face my family in court.

Okay, okay.

Mauricio - Just Now

The Australians loved you Congratulations

We have a meeting with them next week

- This is our kebab place, isn't it? - It was.

Can I get some ice cream?

Well, you already had enough sweets today, you know?

It's still my birthday! It's just ice cream.

Can I? Can I? Please!

"Can I? Can I? Can I…"

- She's just… she's just… - Let's go. Come on. Go.

- It's tasty. - Mine is tastier.

It's the one you wanted, right? Mm.

So good. I love it.

You know, it's weird, right? Being here and not...

- It doesn't smell like fried food. - Oh! You're telling me.

Plus, your hands would get stuck to the counter, remember that?

I remember. How many times did I get my hands stuck there?

Too many. Kid, you're making a mess?

You see, look at her. Look at her.

Although you were even messier while eating kebab, right?

Here.

Hey, if you want, we can meet next week and go over the agreement.

Okay. No lawyers.

- Just as friends. - Just as friends.

Your period was scheduled to start nine days ago.

Did you forget to log it?

♪ Toi, plus moi, plus eux plus tous ceux qui le veulent ♪

Everything okay?

♪ Plus lui, plus elle et tous ceux qui sont seuls ♪

♪ Allez, venez et entrez dans la danse ♪

♪ Allez, venez laissez faire l'insouciance ♪

♪ À deux à mille je sais qu'on est capable ♪

♪ Tout est possible, tout est réalisable ♪

♪ On peut s'enfuir bien plus haut que nos rêves ♪

♪ On peut partir ♪

♪ Bien plus loin que la grève ♪

♪ Oh toi, plus moi, plus tous ceux qui le veulent ♪

♪ Plus lui, plus elle, Plus tous ceux qui sont seuls ♪

♪ Allez, venez et entrez dans la danse ♪

♪ Allez, venez c'est notre jour de chance ♪

♪ Avec l'envie, la force et le courage ♪

♪ Le froid, la peur ne sont que des mirages ♪

♪ Laissez tomber les malheurs pour une fois ♪

♪ Allez venez, reprenez avec moi ♪

♪ Oh, toi, plus moi, plus tous ceux qui le veulent ♪

♪ Plus lui, plus elle, et tous ceux qui sont seuls ♪

♪ Allez, venez et entrez dans la danse ♪

♪ Allez, venez et entrez dans la danse ♪