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We have to decide all this now?

Once you both sign this, it'll become like a bible for you.

And no more seeing him, Cris.

Don't worry about that, that is my intention.

The last thing that I want right now, is to see her.

It's a big house, so maybe you go your way and that's that.

Previously…

But later, I had to see the, um, the lawyer.

You have a lawyer?

- But it's okay? - Well, yeah, it's all fine.

That's it.

Man.

Please help us figure out who is right, okay? It's easy.

Seriously, stop involving us in this.

You're making everyone really uncomfortable.

- You both are our friends. - Exactly.

Fuck, I really didn't think it would be this hard for us.

- Goodbye, thank you. - Bye, Cloe.

- Thanks. - See you tomorrow.

Can you swing me?

- Mom and Dad are not in good moods, Cloe. - But you both came to school to get me.

Well, we both came because your teacher wanted

to speak to us about you.

Will both of you come pick me up every time I hit someone?

Sweetheart, what you did was really bad.

But Joel hit me first, and then I hit him.

Cloe, you should never hit anyone. You know about the rules.

I know, but the abuelos told me that if someone hits me,

- I can hit them back. - Which abuelos?

- Well, it doesn't really matter, does it? - Abuela Carmen and abuelo Felipe.

And abuela Susana and abuelo Alberto.

Hmm.

Come on.

SHARED CUSTODY

I never said that. It must've been your father.

Episode 4 SPOILING

- Mom, she said it was both of you. - Well, I don't remember saying that.

I've said this before... Mom, this is important!

Isn't it true, Mr. Rabbit, that you were spotted

taking candy out of the kitchen cabinet, and you then stashed it?

No, no, no. It's not true! Your Honor, I beg you.

I wasn't eating candy. I was only eating a carrot.

Impossible, he's lying.

The carrots are kept in the fridge. So, the guilty culprit is you!

No, no, no, not me, not me.

- No, no, no. No! No, no, no. - Order in the court, I said now!

Please, no.

Wow.

- I… - He wouldn't play with us

when we were little. Now look.

I don't even remember the last time he played with me.

- You did the crime! - I don't wanna go to jail,

Your Honor, please!

Now do the time!

- But it was only a carrot... - Cloe, come on.

Time for bed. It's late, sweetheart.

Good night, abuelo. I love you so, so much.

Tell abuela, too.

Abuela, I really love abuelo.

That's always how we did things. She's gotta defend herself.

Conflicts have to be resolved, Mama.

It's not like it used to be, okay?

- Papa! - Hmm? Mm? Mm?

- Hmm, this is important to me. - Yes.

Honey, you're home late and we get really tired.

"Just hit if you need to hit." That's what she'll hear from me.

- Parenting is too soft these days. - Look, I'm serious.

We can't each tell her something different,

it becomes very confusing. For God's sake.

For example…

…the phone. If I say she can't use it,

but you guys give it to her in front of me.

Well, then there's no point in anything I do, is there? Hmm?

Please, I know how easy it would be to give in.

- Why don't you then? - Exactly.

Because it's bad for her, Papa. It's addictive.

Well, you have to talk to your sister about that one.

'Cause she told us to give the twins the phone if they're fussy.

Look how that's going.

Jennifer!

The only one addicted to their phone is you.

You won't even stop working to eat.

This isn't work, Mama. It's much worse.

Jennifer!

DRAFT VERSION 1

REGULATORY AGREEMENT FOR SHARED CUSTODY

REVIEW HOLIDAYS AND PUBLIC HOLIDAYS…

What do you think, hmm? Would you like a puppy?

- Hey, Cloe! - Cloe!

- Hi! - Good morning!

Cloe! Cloe!

Cloe! Cloe!

Abuelos!

Abuelos!

- What about a kiss for your abuelos, no? - Oh, you can't ask them for a kiss.

It's up to the kid if they feel like doing it.

- Now, that's a bunch of nonsense. - I lose track.

No one told us how to raise our children, they turned out fine.

- Exactly right. - Mm.

Hey, should we get some churros?

Maybe later. No.

- Oh, don't worry. It's on us. - Of course.

- Yeah? Mm. - I guess.

- There you go. - Thank you.

You know they won't even let me make her fried chicken.

Abysmal. And before school, bread with oil.

- Like in war times. - That's true.

You know what?

I tell Diego, yes, to everything. Then I do what I want.

That's exactly what we had to do with Cristina.

We're the abuelos. They should be spoiled.

- Not be given broccoli. - Hmm.

Yeah, we've been the bad guys already.

- Hmm. - I wanna enjoy the grandchildren.

They should raise their own kids.

We're busier now than when we were running the bar.

Mm. And made to do it their way.

At least our customers liked us, huh?

Well, if they don't like how things are, they know where the door is.

- Right. - Psst! Young man!

Another plate of churros.

NATIONAL DIABETES ASSOCIATION

HAPPY WORLD DIABETES DAY!

- What is all this? - Your father brought it.

Well… Because you told him to, right?

Look she's taking such good bites.

Mom, of course she's taking good bites,

but she can't have so much sugar for breakfast.

Plus, I'm working right now on the campaign for World Diabetes Day,

and this is not healthy.

- This is bad. - All of it is bad now.

In your world, sugar is worse than drugs.

All right, uh, Pinky. That's your last one.

Dad, uh, no more junk food anymore, please.

Don't drag me into this. I can't be late for my teatime.

Teatime, teatime. Just once out of the house.

♪ Five little monkeys jumping on the bed ♪

♪ One fell off and bumped his head ♪

♪ Mummy called the doctor And the doctor said ♪

Daddy.

♪ No more monkeys jumping on the bed ♪

Yeah, baby?

Daddy!

♪ Four little monkeys jumping on the bed… ♪

Daddy!

No. No, no.

- No! - Daddy!

Daddy nothing. I can't believe... What have you done?

- It really hurts. - Daddy's phone is for work, okay?

- It's not a toy to play with! - Daddy!

Yeah?

It hurts in my tummy.

And with how careful I am with this car.

- Don't worry, it'll be fine. - One, two, three!

- One, two, three. One, two, three. - There's no use, it's not coming out.

It will, wet wipes can remove anything.

- One, two, three. One, two, three. - Uh, it's late. I gotta go.

- I'll do it later. Uh… - One, two, three.

Give her white rice and only white rice. Okay, Mom?

- Crab, crab, crab. - She's fine, look at her.

I bet it's your driving that made her sick.

- Okay, whatever, Mom. - One, two, three!

- Remember, white rice. - One, two, three.

- Ah! Wait, you're taking the car again? - Well, yeah. You don't need to use it.

How do you know that? I've got lots of stuff to do.

- What stuff, Mom? What is it? - How dare you?

First, I was going up the street, to make my appointments for Pilates.

- Couldn't you just do that over the phone. - Crab, crab, crab.

What do you mean phone? You can't just do everything on the phone.

Crabby, crabby, crabby.

- Hello. - Diego, Diego, Diego.

- This is a mess. - I know, I… I'm sorry.

We really like it. What a campaign to bring us back.

We had our doubts at first. I mean, it's risky, but wow.

It's parody that makes a serious issue more visible.

- Sit, please, sit. Yes, please. - Uh, yes. I will, sure.

That post bring a lot of awareness

to the amount of sugar in food's aimed at children.

- Sure. Good morning. Uh, good morning. Uh… - Good morning.

Well, it's, uh… It's... I gotta say…

that I… I thought to myself, "Should I, uh, should I pitch this to them?"

Or maybe you would think it was too… too crazy.

But then I said, "Let's go. A risk, Diego."

"Take the risk." I mean, that's why you hired me.

Well, you hit the nail on the head. Diego, we never would have let you.

But, of course, you are the expert, and we are not.

Listen, do you think we could become a trending topic?

I mean…

- What have you done? - None of your business.

- I'm asking her. Where is Elif? - Why do you want to know?

- I said, none of your business. - Melek is very…

Mom, uh, what did I tell you to feed her?

White rice with her meal.

And everything with it. Watching soap operas?

Seriously, Mom. Let me ask,

do you really think this is appropriate TV for a child?

There's a child in it.

Yeah, they captured Emin to take her kidney

- and give it to a rich kid. - I'm your father.

- Look, Papa, it's Emin! - Yeah, yeah. I see.

- I see that, honey, give me. - This is a hospital...

No, Papa!

Okay.

Dad, you are always angry when we're at abuelo and abuela's house.

No, honey, I'm not angry. I'm not. But I don't want you

to have nightmares later, okay?

- They might as well just shoot me now. - What's wrong, Papa?

"Hashtag, Happy World Diabetes Day."

2,715 retweets, with your face. Hmm?

There you are, all over the internet. You see that, Cloe?

- And? - And?

Nothing, honey.

See how angry you are now?

11,400 retweets.

Fuck me!

Cloe! Come on, Mom's here!

Grab your backpack!

Okay, sweetheart. Go on.

- Cloe! - Mommy!

My love! What's with the bow?

- My mom. You know how she is. - Come on.

Hurry up, it's cold.

Hey, Cris, uh, I wanted to tell you that

the very first campaign I did at the new company went viral today.

- But that's a good thing. Or no? - Uh…

Why are you looking at me like that?

Is that my daughter in a diabetes day campaign, what?

- Our daughter, Cris. She's our daughter. - Oh, shit.

I had no idea, she took the picture and uploaded it.

- What do mean, "No idea"? - I mean she took a selfie

- and she uploaded it. She did it. - But you're stricter than me about this.

You're always saying not to give it to her.

I didn't, though. She took it herself.

I see. Sure. And she bought the donuts all by herself, too.

- Again, my mom. - Sure, Diego, sure. Nothing's your fault.

But it isn't my fault, Cris.

I bet the agreement's not your fault either?

Do you really want to discuss the agreement now?

'Cause I have a few things to say about it myself.

Well, I don't think you'll find a clause as ridiculous as making me stop everything

to call you on the dot at 07:00 p.m. nightly.

Oh, you think it's stupid I wanna talk to my kid at night?

- And when was that off limits? - Well, it's a little hard to do

- 'cause you don't answer the phone. - Did you know I work late?

Well, since you work late, I thought it would be better

- to schedule one. - Oh my God, Diego.

You say I'm such a selfish person, I just think about me,

but we're not together, so stop trying to change anything about me.

- Me, change you? Is that what you think? - Yes, yes, you're exhausting.

Uh, well, Cris, there's nothing wrong in pointing out there's a better way

- for us to do something. - Oh, man.

If I was so bad, why didn't you just leave me earlier then, right?

Okay, yeah, um, I'm really sorry for trying

- to make things work between us. - Let's leave it there.

- Oh, great. Yeah. - Hmm? Yeah.

Just throw stones and run away.

- Goodbye, Diego. Bye. - Just like always.

What's an agreement?

Uh…

What is it? Well, honey, it's a thing that adults make

- so they won't have to argue. - But you guys were just arguing.

Okay, yes, we were. But you argue a lot at first

so that you don't have to do it later. You understand?

I bet Emin's parents are making an agreement too,

'cause they argue all the time.

Who is Emin?

Wait, why don't we have the contracts yet?

- We're about to start construction. - Mm…

Call the consultant. Tell her, we'll meet this afternoon.

It's the funeral for your mother.

That's right. Move it to tomorrow.

- The meeting? - No, the funeral.

We have to secure those contracts.

Are the engineers lined up?

- Cristina? - Yes.

Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Yeah.

Actually, in fact, one of the engineer's is calling me right now.

Excuse me, I wanna make sure there's not a problem.

Mom, what's going on?

I'm in a really important meeting right now.

Honey, I'm sorry. Your dad has a doctor's appointment this afternoon

- so we can't pick up Cloe. - But can't you reschedule?

No, no. Uh, honey, you know how hard it is to get an appointment with a specialist.

Well, isn't Lucía picking up the twins?

No, no, she can't. You have to get them.

She has to stay at the café, she can't leave.

Yeah? Well, okay, Mom, I also can't just get up and leave.

Oh, I guess, we'll call and try and reschedule.

Uh, I hope his chest pains aren't anything major.

Okay.

Hooray, poop! Hooray, poop!

- What a stinky day! - God, these damn kids.

- Wash it all away! - Wash it all away!

Sit down, please.

You guys have to cut it out. You're bugging the whole bus.

Let us watch your phone and we'll be quiet!

- Either you give it to them or I will. - Hey, tía! Give it.

I don't wanna sit!

- Wash it all away! - Really? Here? Now?

My tía is the worst!

My tía is the worst!

- My tía is the worst! - My tía is the worst…

How did things go with the engineer?

Otherwise, you're a poop.

Poop, poop, hooray! It's a stinky day!

I'm in a meeting with him right now He's getting pretty annoying

- You guys okay? - We passed our stop and didn't get out.

- Oh, shit. - For the swear jar.

We missed it!

- Fucking kids. - We missed it!

Oh, yay. Oh, yay. Oh, yay. Oh, yay!

Okay, come on.

♪ La cucaracha, la cucaracha… ♪

Come on now. Let's go, let's go. Come on, hold hands.

We have to cross the street and take the other bus.

Cucaracha.

I'm hungry!

I'm hungry now!

- Tía Cris, you didn't bring us any snacks. - Oh, the snacks.

You better get over here or I'll scratch you!

FOR SALE

Taxi!

Mm, I'll lick the candy and steal all the flavor from your mouth.

One sec, you guys.

I'm gonna find a great place for us

to have a snack. Just hang on. Tía Cris is gonna get you

- the most incredible snack. - And more candy.

- Yum, yum. - Right now.

Thank you, tía. Tía Cris, thank you.

- Hello? - Oh, yes.

- Um, I'm calling about your listing. - The apartment for sale?

Uh, yes. I was wondering if I could come see the place right now.

If it's really right now, the yes.

Yes, I'm literally right across the street.

- I can be there in two seconds. - Hurry up, I need to leave, yeah?

Please, yes. Just wait a moment and I will be right over.

- Yep, thank you. Bye-bye. - All right, thanks.

You don't just wander off. Come on!

- He's like frozen. - Okay, let's go. Go now.

I'm sorry, I don't have anything to give you right now.

Okay, run, run, run.

Okay, come on! Leo, Leo!

You cannot do something like that!

- Mother of God! - I'll fight you!

Cloe, please don't lag behind.

Please, Cloe, keep up. Where are you going? Hey!

- I want the chocolate one! - I want the cream one!

Kiddos, pay attention. We'll come back and you can get whatever you want.

But first, they're waiting for us, to look at an apartment.

- Tía, my foot hurts. - What?

My foot hurts.

- ♪ ¡La cucaracha, la cucaracha… ♪ - Ay! Martina, honey.

Don't move too much. You're pretty heavy.

Okay, let's cross the road. But be careful.

- Hold hands. - It's red light, don't go.

- Mm? - You can't cross now.

Well, now you care about the rules, huh?

- Tía, it really hurts. - Well, honey, I'm sure it's fine.

When we get home, your mom will look at it, okay?

I have to go poop.

Oh, honey, can you please, just hold it a little. One minute.

Yellow! Red!

And…

Green! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

Come on, Leo, walk.

For the love... Leo! Leo, I swear. Hurry! I beg you. Ugh!

Okay, come on.

Everyone stay quiet, please.

- Okay? - Okay. Yes.

- Yeah? - Oh, hey, uh.

I just talked to you about coming and taking a look at the apartment.

Oh, I just sold it.

- How could you possibly have sold it? - You took too long, honey.

I mean, a couple came and gave the down payment right then.

I didn't even had time to take the sign down.

The place was too cute.

Honestly, I think I sold it for way too cheap.

- They didn't even haggle. - I don't believe it at all.

I don't believe it.

Well, sorry, good luck.

I starting to go caca, Mommy. I need a bathroom.

Stop that.

- Yeah? - Hi. Okay. Uh…

Pardon us, could we bother you to just use your restroom.

My daughter really can't hold it. Please.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Everything's all torn up.

Uh, they're fixing the Jacuzzi.

Jacuzzi! Jacuzzi!

Jacuzzi! Jacuzzi!

- Jacuzzi! Jacuzzi! - Okay!

Jacuzzi! Jacuzzi! Jacuzzi!

Mommy, Mommy, I missed you so much!

Hey, hey! Careful. Don't make me drop it. Watch out.

- Yeah? Okay. - We ate some chocolate cake!

- Uh, why are you guys here? - We had a lot of fun!

Okay, just one second.

Need coffee. A double.

When we got to the park, things got even worse.

Martina with her foot... I mean, no, no, no, no.

If I told you what they did to a kid

- at the park... - No, no. Don't tell me.

The other day I almost had to fight another mom.

I'm so sorry, but your kids are basically terrorists.

Huh? Yeah. Why?

Uh, well, there's your daughter under the table.

- Hey, I'm gonna get you! - Uh, no, you won't.

No, you won't.

- Gotcha. - Um, look,

- Lucía, I… - Mm-hmm.

- Don't take this badly, okay? - Mm-hmm.

But you, uh, it's... She only does that when she's with your kids.

You need to be stricter with them.

Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. But why don't you try it?

You always had Diego to do this stuff, didn't you?

Hey, don't these kids have parents?

It's such a good question. Do these kids have parents?

Where are they?

- Lucía, please. - Oh, yeah? Or what?

- When are Mom and Dad coming? - That's what I wanna know.

But when I call, they don't answer the phone.

Probably just waiting at the hospital. It's overcrowded.

I'll try them again.

And you?

I'll put something on and be right down.

- But why are they here so early? - Interesting, right?

Ma'am, I told you.

Come on, go and let them in. Hurry. No, like that. Don't take it off.

There's no time. Go like that…

- It's her. Should I answer? - Oh, turn the telephone off, huh?

- Maybe something happened? - What could possibly happen?

They'll take care of their kids, it's not the end of the world.

Yeah, right. You're right.

I just don't like to lie to her.

Walter. Come. Come here. Come on.

Don't take it!

- It's mine! - No! It's not!

You're making me mad!

- Turn it off! You pressed the button! - Tía Cris!

He keeps taking the remote!

Ow! Oh, holy fu…

No more TV!

Take the phone and leave me alone.

- Look, cool. - Oh my God.

I hear you breathe, and it's over.

We're back.

- Give that to me. Let it go… - But you didn't hear us breathe,

- Tía Cris! - …and I'll give it back to you later.

- Come on. Give it back. - But we're playing a game, tía!

You don't know how bad they were. It's been full-on all afternoon.

- Just ridiculous! - Sure, yeah. We know.

- Yeah. - Of course.

Now!

- It's Cloe! - It's Cloe!

She's famous now!

Cloe! Cloe! Cloe! Cloe!

Cloe! Cloe!

HAPPY WORLD CANNABIS DAY! YES, JOINTS

Cloe! Cloe! Cloe!

Diego, it's unstoppable. I can't believe how viral that photo went.

- And you have the rights to it then? - Yes. I do.

Perfect. Wouldn't it be nice to use this image as the centerpiece

of our campaign, all over the world?

Of course, we'd pay you for it.

Very good. It's good for us to have a global campaign, right?

But we don't want to abuse our reach. We could lose our engagement.

I just mean, we need something different, with more… more storytelling.

Something that's outside the box.

No, no, no. The girl is great. Supercool, right?

And now, everyone will know her…

…all the way to Pernambuco.

CONGRATULATIONS, DIEGO!

Uh, no, I'm… I'm sorry, but I can't go through with this.

Why?

That's my kid and it was an accident.

She uploaded the photo without me seeing during breakfast. No.

Hello?

I think the screen froze up.

This is grounds for termination, effective immediately.

What? Why? What did I do? I just... We became a trending topic.

I mean, not because of something I did, but still

I'm working on this great idea, it's pretty, mm,

almost identical to this, and it's great for international.

It's more than that. You broke our trust which is irreparable.

And you proved that you don't care about the access sugar in our foods.

Especially, for kids. So, we're good, I hope you understand.

But our community manager just cannot give that type of breakfast to his kid.

No, no, no. I never gave that for breakfast. I...

It was my mother… my mother.

You son of a... The worst!

It's always blaming grandparents for everything. Just like my daughter!

I mean, you are the worst. You have no shame at all.

But, please…

You there?

CALL ENDED

Are you there?

This isn't your fault either?

So, you get to but we can't give her the phone?

It's not like that, Dad.

It's very obvious she's eating junk food in that picture,

and you won't let me make her French toast?

Mom, I didn't tell you not to do that. I just said do it with wheat bread.

- That's not French toast! - Honey, we're old.

We wanna be her abuelos, not the Gestapo.

Honey, you should be raising your daughter.

We should be spoiling her. That's what abuelos do.

You think it's normal to get this mad over a few puff pastries?

Mom, it's not just a few pastries.

I lost my most important client because of you.

Ooh, now, we're stuck with him until we both die.

Uh, listen, Mom, Dad, can we sit and talk like adults?

I get where you're coming from, and I know I'm asking a lot.

But we live here with you. You can't spoil her every day, all right?

She can't have presents just like she did when she was just visiting.

Once we move out, you can go back to spoiling Cloe.

But, please. Just for now, do it my way.

She can't always eat whatever she wants like this is some kind of a restaurant.

I understand that it's a lot of grandkids, and a lot of hours, and you must be tired.

I know this may seem silly and you probably won't agree

- with what I'm asking of you both. - But I really need you…

- To help me raise Cloe. - …to help me raise Cloe.

Hmm. You don't have to ask us.

Honey, we're all yours.

What do you have against restaurant's, son?

I really like them.

Damn, Mom, did you hear anything that I just told you?

Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just overwhelmed.

Honey. I know it was really hard while we were out today.

Oh, yeah.

Dad, I forgot to ask you. How'd the appointment go?

Oh, good. Everything's good.

Yeah?

♪ Lay me down ♪

♪ And though you still pretend… ♪

♪ You know the time… ♪

Hmm.

Have one, go on.

You have to accept your mother as she is.

Because she'll never change.

- I accepted that years ago. - How did you do it?

By spending as much time as possible out of the house.

Fuck, Cris was right. I should've ended it when I wanted to.

What does that mean?

It's me. I worry about changing others, when I should worry about me.

Let me tell you.

One important thing, very important.

Don't throw your cigarette butts in the garden,

or your mother will think it's me.

Okay? Look at this.

And learn how to smoke, dammit.

You're right, it's my fault. I'm sorry.

DON'T BE UPSET!

Thank you, Lisa.

Well, looks like everything's on track.

It's all settled with that annoying engineer?

- Uh, well, yeah, more or less. - What seems to be the problem?

Well, he's getting divorced and he's not sure if he can take it on.

Well, find another one, there're plenty of engineers.

But he's really good.

You know, we could allow him to…

to work from home some afternoons, I don't think it'll be a problem.

- Now, with everything going on? Mm. - And another thing,

actually, I think we could offer it to the whole office for a trial period.

- You think so? - Yes, yes, yes.

I've been reading studies that prove how employees who work from home

work more overtime and they don't report it.

- Mauricio... - Is that true?

Oh, 100 percent.

Pablo. What's up, man? What's new?

Uh, bad, man, bad. I've been super dizzy for a few days now.

So, I think I should go see a doctor. I should go, right?

Uh, definitely, man. You should… you should go to the doctor, for sure.

Listen, I wanted to ask, uh...

Is that permanent position in your company still available?

Yeah, it is. Do you want me to set up an interview for you?

That'd be a huge favor.

I just really need to get out of my parents' house, you know, like now.

Fuck. Yesterday, I was at my parents' place, right?

And you know how my mom has bad sciatica,

and she can't even move, like at all, dude.

My dad doesn't even care. He has enough issues himself, of course.

I tried to help her, but then my back pain, man.

- I just... - Huh?

You know, the other day, I pulled a muscle

and I almost couldn't move. Just like my mom.

And parking at my parents' is just hell.

You know, well, I got fined twice this week

for leaving my car in a loading and unloading area.

And my car hasn't passed vehicle inspection yet,

because that appointment was at the same time

I was supposed to go see my psychiatrist. You tell me what's more important?

Luckily, I already told him about all my headaches…

So, he thinks all of my problems are honestly related to my diet.

And maybe he's right, hmm? Because…

…I feel that, like, my stomach's like, more sensitive, like…