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Hmm?

Where are you going to live?

I've been thinking, maybe, that I might move in here.

But what's gonna happen to my granddaughter?

She will spend a week with each of us.

At least for now.

We actually have some friends who switch off every two days,

and… and everybody's fine. It's been all right.

Honey, can't you two get it to work?

- Do it for your daughter. - We are doing this for her, Dad.

Believe me. We're getting a divorce,

in part because we don't want Cloe growing up in a house where…

…we're always arguing with each other and living separate lives.

Trust me, it's much worse for her to grow up in setting like that.

It's unhealthy.

I don't understand marriage today.

- The moment something goes wrong… - You don't have patience.

After all you've put up with she just takes off?

- No, she didn't leave me, Mom. - Yes she did.

Wait. You think that I walked out?

Have you already talked to your siblings?

- No, we are doing it without lawyers. - You can't do that.

And if you had gone to law school, you would know that.

- Back off. You're not getting a divorce. - Just because I can't afford it.

Honey, don't trust him. They're all lawyers in that family.

- Come on. - They could take everything you've got.

And what do I have, Dad?

The apartment is a rental, and all of our stuff is from IKEA.

The separation is completely mutual.

We both realized that things were no longer working and it's…

…better to break up now so the two of us can…

…continue…

- Um, uh, as friends. - …as friends.

SHARED CUSTODY

Episode 1 FRIENDS

Diego, do you want this one? I can buy another.

Oh, no, it's okay. I'll buy one.

How are you planning to hide your smoking from your mother?

I… I don't smoke. I just bought a pack to deal with the stress.

- I was gonna throw it away. - Right. Yeah.

We'll divide Cloe's clothes at least.

I would rather we each have our own sets honestly.

Uh, I'm sure half the time you're going to forget

to pack something.

I was just trying to save you some money, Diego, we can do whatever you want.

Don't worry, Cris.

I'll have plenty of time to find more clients.

It's a shame to leave this place.

I can't afford such a big apartment, but if I was in your position,

I wouldn't think twice. I would stay.

No, I better not.

Must be the guy from Craigslist.

How cool!

Here we are.

- Hi. - Hi.

Hey.

- Do you mind? - Go ahead, it's super comfy. You'll see.

- It's great. - I'll take those.

Hmm!

Mm-hmm. Hell yeah.

Do you like it? Huh?

Well, I'm late for a meeting. I'll swing by later for my things.

Uh, we like it, but it's just a little bit pricey, you know.

- Yeah, could you bring it down to 100? - It's 200.

Hundred and fifty. It's been beaten up.

Yeah. [chuckles And it has a stain here.

- I don't think we can get that out. - Try licking it.

It's semen.

Get away from here, Dad.

Listen to me, I am your father!

What's going on?

It's a family matter. Mind your business.

This is a hospital. You need to leave.

I wanna stay with my wife.

You need to leave. Come on. Let's go!

You won't get your way, Balal!

- No, you won't! - Come on!

[Diego grunts

- What's this? - This is temporary.

No way. I don't want this here.

It doesn't go at all. I'm sure she chose it.

Don't worry, I'll take it up to my room.

Yeah, your room.

Um, what did you do to my room, Mom?

Nothing. I went to the mall to get some things,

but there was a huge sale. So, I thought, let's redo everything.

Sure, but it's only for a few days. You know I'm looking for a place.

Well, it's done, so…

Anyways, Cloe won't be at Cristina's parents the whole time. Let's go.

Which room will I sleep in? In Mario's or Jimena's?

Oh, you know how particular your siblings are. Absolutely not.

But they don't live here. Why would they care?

I've prepared a spot for you.

Where?

- And Dad's okay with this? - He doesn't know.

Careful.

Honey, why don't you stay here?

Do you really…

want to take your daughter so far away?

- Who will watch her for you? - Hmm, I'll just hire a sitter, Mom.

You'd leave Cloe with a strange woman?

Hmm, it could be a guy. Doesn't have to be a woman.

You'd leave her with a man?

Mom, please don't make this harder for me, okay? I'll figure it out.

Psst.

Hey…

I think that your divorce is traumatizing her.

Mom, she's okay. One of her teeth is loose. That's all.

Grandma, did you know that when this tooth falls out,

the tooth fairy will bring me euros?

Oh, really? How many?

Five! And I'll use the money to go to Euro Disney.

With my mom and with my dad.

Mom, please, I will put away my own clothes, all right?

- Okay, okay. - Great, okay.

- I'll go make dinner. - Yes, go.

It's okay, Dad. Okay? It's okay.

- It's fine. I'm okay. - Sweetie.

Come on, let's make the bed.

Diego? Diego, are you awake?

You can't sleep either?

I just can't… Your father's smoking again!

Oh, my darling!

My darling, what is that nasty witch doing to you?

Take half a diazepam. Swallow. Come on.

Now, you'll sleep.

Fuck.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- You're not eating? - No, coffee's fine.

- Do you want a muffin? - No, Mom.

- French toast? - No, Mom.

Please. And don't give Cloe any processed food.

It's whole wheat bread and fruit in the mornings.

Hey! And why are you so happy this morning?

Because Mama's taking me to school for the first time.

Oh, no, sweetheart. Mama's not taking you today. I'm sorry.

And it wouldn't be the first time. I've taken you to school.

Oh, yeah? When?

Uh, I have taken you to school.

You must be thinking of another girl.

I'll take you another time, okay? I promise.

Then who's taking her today?

- You or Dad. - Us?

My train's at 9:30, but I have to swing by the office first.

So, please, would you drop her off?

But we're already taking the twins, honey.

It's the same school, right?

Yeah, but we can't fit three car seats in there.

- Ah, fuck, the car seats. - For the swear jar!

They won't fit in my car either. What am I going to do?

You should have thought about this.

Your sister.

- How are you, honey? - We're late, come on. I gotta go.

I'll see ya later, Mom. Bye, kids.

- Want a muffin? - No, no, no, no.

Mom, why didn't you tell her to wait. We could've sorted this out.

Sweetie, your sister was in a mood.

Um…

1 BEDROOM APARTMENT. GROUND FLOOR ON LOGROÑO AVENUE

That toast is all for you?

You're single, you have to watch your weight.

Fuck. The toast was for me and Cloe.

No swearing.

Where's my phone?

I don't know, Mom.

How did Cloe sleep?

No, no popcorn ceiling is for my granddaughter.

Oh, come on. It is not that bad, Mom.

Plus it's really central.

Central? That's not central. And it's only 400 square feet.

- It's a scam. - It's easy to clean.

I already asked if I can go and view it.

Ha! "Freelancers are not welcome."

- What? But it's a shitty apartment. - I told you it's a piece of shit.

Listen, what about the place in Gran Vía?

- No. - Why not?

You loved that apartment. You would've lived there,

- but Cristina didn't want to. - No, I did not want to, Mom!

You would've wanted to choose the color of the roller shades.

Roller shades? Do I look like a woman who likes roller shades?

I don't care. I'm not living in an apartment

my mother has keys to

- and comes and goes as if she owns it. - I do own it.

Well, that's what I'm saying.

Remember to pack Cloe's lunch

Hey.

First thing in the morning and already on his cell phone.

That's how you live, huh?

Uh, I need my cell phone for my work.

- Community manager, Alberto. - I know what it's called.

I just don't think that it's a real job.

Come on, now. Companies pay me to create content. It's a real job.

Yeah? For which companies?

- Have you seen my cell phone? - No.

How many?

Uh, well… well, right now it's not that many

since I'm doing part-time.

But I've published an ad to find more clients

and now I'm beginning to see a lot more interest in my work.

Keep your eyes on the road, son.

- We want chocolate! We want chocolate! - We want chocolate! We want chocolate!

- We want chocolate milk! - We want chocolate milk!

- And where are my kisses? - You let her walk all over you.

Why does Cloe have to be the one without a car seat?

- It's not like that. Your sister's alone. - I'm alone too.

- Yeah, but it's not the same. - No, it's not.

She chose to do an in vitro because she just felt like it,

I'm getting a divorce.

- Hey, why can't Diego take her? - Uh, because of that.

- Give it to me! - I'm getting divorced.

Look, forget it. Cloe, come on, get dressed. I'll take you.

- Yay! I knew you would. Mama's taking me! - But she hasn't eating anything.

- Okay, but I'm taking this one. - See you later, kids.

- Bye-bye, Aunty Cris! - See ya later, Aunty Cris!

All right. Enough.

Yes, Belén.

No, no, no, I missed the train. But don't worry, I'll get the next one.

I had some issues with the car.

What about the car? It's perfect now.

Yes, I'm bringing the contracts. I've picked them up.

- Mom! Mom! - We'll talk later.

- What? What happened? - Mommy, I dropped my muffin!

All better. Here. Let's go. Come on.

Come on.

Oh, look. Come on, sweetheart.

- Yes? - Hello, I'm Cloe's mother,

she's in first grade B.

- Yes, can I help you? - The front gate is closed.

- That's correct. - Could you please open it?

No, we can't open it once it's closed.

It won't ever open again or what?

- It'll open at recess. - Please, ma'am,

I just missed my train and I really don't want to miss the next one.

The gate opens at recess.

Um, what do you want me to do?

Want me to cry for you to open the front gate or what?

You wouldn't be the first one. But I can't open it, ma'am.

What do I do with the her then? Eat her? Send her away? What do I do?

That is none of my business.

Mom, maybe Daddy can help us out.

The high-speed train to Barcelona leaving from platform 15.

Mom, finally. Where are you?

No, Cloe and I are upstairs, come up here.

Okay, we're here.

But please hurry, the train is leaving in five minutes.

Yeah, thank you, Mom.

Your grandparents are here, okay?

Where? I don't see them here.

They're coming soon. They'll be here in a second.

Look, I have an idea.

Mama will go through security because of this long line. Hmm?

While they're on their way.

Because I can't miss this train, okay, sweetheart?

But don't worry, because I will be watching you, okay?

You will sit right here waiting, quietly, and I will watch you.

I can see you, my love. I see you.

I love you. I love you, sweetheart. Okay. Mama sees you.

Mama's watching you the whole time, okay?

Okay. Excuse me. I see you. I see you.

- Pardon me. Sorry. I'm sorry. - Ma'am!

Can I go through? My love, I see you. I see you, sweetheart.

- Excuse me. - What are you doing?

Hey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I see you. Sweetheart!

- Careful! - Mama sees you! I see you!

So sorry.

Mom! Dad! Hey!

- Wait. Where is she? - There! There! Turn around! She's there!

- Where, honey? Where is she? - Turn around!

- Go that way! - Here! Here!

My angel. Hi!

The high-speed train to Seville is now leaving…

Shit.

I have a ticket! Hey, please!

GATE CLOSED

Fuck!

How was the first morning with Cloe?

SALES FOR KIDS 20%

Mm.

Hmm.

Mm.

PAYMENT DENIED INSUFFICIENT BALANCE

How can I have no money? It doesn't make sense. I…

I didn't spend everything I had.

You recently made a lot of purchases, correct?

Yeah, but just… just cheap stuff. I mean, 820, 295, 16.

Well, 17. I don't know.

- Did you add it all up? - There's no need, right?

Come on, let's do it together.

Are we in Barcelona and I didn't notice?

Because that's where you had to go.

Yes, well, I had a small problem with the train,

but no worries, I'll join the meeting online.

This project is worth five million euros. Can't do it online.

- You'll go tomorrow. - That's impossible.

- The Germans will already be in Munich. - Then you will too.

I'm buying you a ticket.

Yes?

- Yeah, yeah. I'll be there soon. - Oh, shit.

Eight twenty, plus 295,

plus 1,699,

and 3,995. How much is all that?

Yeah, it's a lot.

Well, I can offer you an instant credit card if you want.

Oh, uh, what's the interest?

Oh, sorry, I can't offer you credit.

I just noticed you're a freelancer.

Can't you open a bit later?

Why bother going through all this hell at 7:00 a.m. just like our parents did.

Breakfast is our busiest time of day.

But I need our parents to drive Cloe in the mornings or I'll get fired.

No, keep that one and make two more.

Wow, look at the filters.

You haven't cleaned them since Dad was here?

- I clean them when I can. - Relax. I was making an observation.

And they had each other. Now it's just me.

- Yeah, yeah, we know you're alone. - But it matters. Why don't you ask Diego?

Stop! You're all so annoying. I don't need his help.

I don't get why you left him. He's great. And he's helpful.

I didn't leave Diego. We're not talking about this, Lucía.

What, huh?

You don't have exclusive rights to our parents.

Hmm? I'm going to Germany to sort out this morning's mess,

so now one of us will have to sacrifice.

The cockroach, the cockroach ♪

- You need to sit down. - ♪ Can't walk anymore… ♪

Kids, kids.

- Leo. Leo. Sit down. - Hold on. Hold on. Martina, come down now.

- Give me the fucking plane! - Careful, Martina. Hold on.

- If the driver see us, he'll kick us out. - Hey, give it back!

- No! No! - Hey!

What are you doing? Sit, sit. Sit down!

Make 'em stop!

- Give it to me! Give it. - I'm a ninja. Whoo!

- Hey, let it go! Good bye! - Give me.

- Ow, my butt! - Ow!

Let go, stupid head! Give it to me!

- Honey, we can't see you. - Turn it around, Mom.

Oh, wait.

- Mommy! - No, not like that.

Mom, hit the little button at the bottom so the camera turns around.

Honey, what button?

Careful, Carmen, you're calling someone.

Ah!

CARMEN MAMÁ CRIS VIDEO CALL

- Hello? - Daddy!

- Mom, what are you doing? - Why are you here?

Uh, I don't know, Carmen. You called me, right?

Hi, buddy! Good to see you! How are you?

What's up, Felipe? Oops!

Dad, are you on the toilet?

Um, I, uh… Anyway, what's wrong? Everything okay?

- Cris, are you with Cloe? - I'm working a bit longer.

But everything is great, okay?

Don't worry about it. Uh, it was my mom by accident.

No, it wasn't. I called you because of Cloe's tooth.

- What tooth? The tooth! - You lost it already?

- Yeah! - Oh!

Dad, can I have some sushi?

Oh, uh, sorry. Not this week, sweetheart.

On Friday's you make us sushi.

Remember, Pinky, from now on, you're going to spend a week

with each of us, right?

But next Friday, I will make you your favorite sushi, all of it.

The salmon one, also the salmon one,

and then we can do the salmon one as well.

But this week you're with Mom.

But I'm not. Mama's in Germany.

You serious, Cris? Your very first week with Cloe?

Uh, look, what matters is that tonight the tooth fairy is coming to visit, right?

Your first tooth, my love.

I'm sorry I won't be with you for this, sweetheart.

What are you doing, Cloe? You okay?

I would like to go through the screen…

so the three of us are all together.

This is what you made for our family dinner?

Come on! I swear I make it well. I'm excited for you to try it.

Here we go. Try this. It's fantastic.

- Oh! Um, just a bit. - No fear.

All right.

Mm. Mm! Very good.

I've been thinking a lot about what you said,

the place in Gran Vía. And I think it's a good idea.

- Oh! - For Cloe.

This is great news, darling! You don't need to live in poverty!

- Yeah, but it's already rented, isn't it? - We'll kick them out.

- Okay, but I want to pay rent. - Hmm.

Okay? And I will do things my way. Please, don't snoop around.

Snoop around? As if I don't have anything better to do.

Why don't you get some more food, just in case.

Just to complement your sushi, okay?

The Montoros are not happy. They're leaving.

Like Juan Alcorta. Like Belenguer. Mm.

Dad, your clients are the worst. The old ones are still using fax.

- What's wrong with the fax? - Fax is obsolete.

And if you don't stop coming in,

you're going to scare the CEOs at the start-ups.

- Mm. - Mm-hmm.

- Mm. Nothing for you? - I'm eating sushi.

That's what was for dinner tonight, right?

I won't let you or any hotshot CEO determine

if I can or cannot work in my office.

Can you talk about anything other than work?

Also, Dad, didn't you already retire?

Some of us have to work since others won't.

Okay, we could talk about your divorce agreement then.

- Ah! But is that family or work? - No, no, no. No agreement.

We're doing it ourselves.

Look, son, I'm telling you this as a lawyer, not as your father.

You will not stay friends.

You learn that the first year of law school.

- Mm-hmm. - Oh, wait. Did you even get to that class?

Well, tell us about your apartment hunt.

- What's happening there? - Well, I'm looking.

He'll use the place in Gran Vía.

We've wanted that apartment for years

- and you've always said no. - Yeah.

Well, I couldn't give it to one and not the other.

Oh! And Diego's okay?

Mom, it's always the same. Everything for Diego.

Hey, smart ass. I'm paying rent.

Are you paying 2,000 euros a month?

- Two thousand euros a month? - Mm-hmm. Mm.

Well, I mean, uh, I was planning on something more, um,

more symbolic?

Mm-hmm. Like I thought. The defense rests, your honor.

What are you guys laughing at? What's so funny, huh?

Nothing. Yeah.

Come on. Come on, get out.

- Hi. - Hi, honey.

- Is she sleeping, yet? - I finally got her down.

She wanted to wait for you, but she fell asleep.

- She was a bit fussy all day. - Why?

- She was angry there was no sushi. - Oh, that's right.

- I did what I could but… - Canned tuna? What's that over there?

Well, we do omelets at the restaurant.

That's the biggest omelet I've ever seen. You're retired, don't forget.

In case you wanted some. Can I get you a piece?

No, don't worry, Dad. I already had two granola bars.

That's not dinner, that's food for birds.

I'm not hungry, really. Now please show me Cloe's tooth.

We don't know where it went. We can't find it.

Mm.

- I'm sorry, what? - When we went to have dinner,

I put it on the table and then after when we went to get it,

- it wasn't there. - So you threw it in the garbage. Really?

No, I was very careful with the tooth.

We looked on the floor for it for a while, but nothing.

How could you lose Cloe's tooth?

Honey, this is just one tooth. There will be others.

Oh my God, Mom! It was her very first tooth!

- And the tooth fairy? - What tooth fairy?

How could she leave money if there wasn't a tooth.

You could've told her the fairy knew where it was. I don't know!

Make up something okay, Mom. She was excited about it.

Then maybe you should have been here.

I always mess everything up.

Goodness. Mom.

We do what we can, honey. Don't blame us.

I know you feel bad for missing these moments with Cloe,

but you need to understand, now you're going to miss twice as much.

Might as well get used to it, dear.

Hey, but at least this tooth thing happened with her grandparents,

not a stranger.

Good night, honey.

Good night, Dad.

- You inherited Mom's Audi. - And you never let us drive it.

You two inherited the law firm.

- Because we finished law school. - What?

You have everything, and it's not enough for you.

- At least they work, not like you. - Come on! I work, Dad.

You never made an effort at anything.

Cris took care of you, and now you need your family to pick up the slack.

No, Cris made more money because that was our deal,

and I took care of Cloe, which is also work.

Look at that. He's a feminist now, huh?

But Cris didn't make everything herself. You know I helped too.

What? You gave them money behind my back?

What? He is a father? He needed our help.

A good father should earn enough money to provide for his daughter.

A good father has time for his children.

Ah, how much time will you spend with your daughter now?

One week on, one week off?

You weren't even able to keep your family together.

It was Cristina who ended it, okay?

Because he's useless. His weakness is all your doing.

Oh, my doing? I also gave you some money.

Did you forget how your firm started, Alberto?

It's not the same. I busted my ass, now it's worth over 100 times more.

- Even if these two keep losing my clients. - Enough, okay! Fuck! Enough!

- More cursing. Very nice. - Dad has a point.

I don't make a lot. I don't have a cent left

and my family's broken, yeah.

- Thanks to Cristina. - You guys only worry if I gain weight,

or the agreement, the swearing…

But no one even asked how I'm doing. I guess no one cares.

Nobody gives a shit.

You didn't even try my sushi.

But don't worry, I don't want the place in Gran Vía.

Shove it up your asses.

I'm not lazy, I'm not useless, I am a good father.

And I'll prove that I can provide for my daughter.

I'll get somewhere to live without help from you.

And I'm glad to hear it.

Very good. That's good, son.

But where will you stay in the meantime?

Or do you plan to continue living in my study?

Oh, this salmon sushi is quite good! Mm.

- Hi! - Mommy!

Oh, sweetheart. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to wake you up.

Look what I got.

Your tooth!

I hid it so the tooth fairy wouldn't come and take it away from me.

But what about Euro Disney, sweetheart?

It's better for you to keep it.

So when I'm with Dad,

it'll almost be like I'm still with you too.

Also, I could keep my hair when I get my haircut.

And there's that thing about dead skin everywhere, right?

Yes.

Well, we could keep my dead skin, and when we have a whole bunch,

then we can make a new Cloe, like Frankenstein.

Sounds good, sweetie.

Now…

…let's put away that tooth, okay?

Let's go to sleep.

Come on.

I love you.

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