Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:19,570 --> 00:00:21,070
Hey.
2
00:00:24,700 --> 00:00:26,220
What are you doing here?
3
00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:28,881
Just kind of going through
4
00:00:28,881 --> 00:00:30,381
some old pictures.
5
00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,040
Maybe things were a little bit better.
6
00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:35,741
I mean, I don't know if
7
00:00:35,741 --> 00:00:37,421
that's like the best idea for you to
8
00:00:37,421 --> 00:00:38,900
be going through those pictures.
9
00:00:38,925 --> 00:00:40,545
I thought you had a date tonight.
10
00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:42,401
Yeah, well, we were supposed
11
00:00:42,401 --> 00:00:45,821
to, but she decided that she had a headache
12
00:00:45,821 --> 00:00:49,140
and didn't want to. It seems like
13
00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:50,729
she didn't want to put forth the effort.
14
00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:52,401
Well, I mean, maybe don't,
15
00:00:52,401 --> 00:00:56,560
like, you know, let it sit like that.
16
00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:57,241
I feel like you're just
17
00:00:57,241 --> 00:00:58,440
putting yourself in a bad mood.
18
00:00:58,440 --> 00:00:59,401
You should just get back on
19
00:00:59,401 --> 00:01:00,660
the dating apps and, like,
20
00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:02,320
try talking to other people.
21
00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:04,561
Sweetheart, I, you know, I
22
00:01:04,561 --> 00:01:06,620
love your mom and, you know,
23
00:01:06,620 --> 00:01:07,761
and I love you.
24
00:01:07,761 --> 00:01:10,481
you guys are you know family
25
00:01:10,481 --> 00:01:12,561
to me and you know you're
26
00:01:12,561 --> 00:01:13,581
the best daughter I could
27
00:01:13,581 --> 00:01:17,081
have and I just I want to
28
00:01:17,081 --> 00:01:17,961
do everything I can do to
29
00:01:17,961 --> 00:01:19,461
try to make this work.
30
00:01:22,420 --> 00:01:23,761
Look, I know I'm just your
31
00:01:23,761 --> 00:01:25,841
StepDaughter and I love my
32
00:01:25,841 --> 00:01:27,861
mom but she's a bitch,
33
00:01:27,861 --> 00:01:29,421
and she's probably not coming
34
00:01:29,421 --> 00:01:32,601
back so like you need to snap out of it
35
00:01:32,601 --> 00:01:34,420
yourself out there.
36
00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:37,780
I just, I just don't know how.
37
00:01:38,660 --> 00:01:39,581
You know what, come on, I'm
38
00:01:39,581 --> 00:01:42,440
gonna spend the day with me. Let's go.
39
00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,100
Look at this one.
40
00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:51,416
Oh my god, I can't, that's you?
- Yeah.
41
00:01:51,562 --> 00:01:54,375
*The next pic shows Khloe
topless at a pool party*
42
00:01:54,620 --> 00:01:56,480
I don't even know what to say.
43
00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,880
That's me there with the cup too.
44
00:01:59,451 --> 00:02:01,116
I'm not even sure I'm
45
00:02:01,141 --> 00:02:02,740
supposed to be looking at these.
46
00:02:02,740 --> 00:02:03,220
Oh, come on.
47
00:02:03,220 --> 00:02:03,981
It can't be that different
48
00:02:03,981 --> 00:02:05,780
when you were in college.
49
00:02:06,078 --> 00:02:07,567
Oh, my god, girl.
50
00:02:07,666 --> 00:02:09,662
*Khloe climbs out of the pool ... butt-naked.*
51
00:02:09,687 --> 00:02:11,882
*For the first time Peter
sees her in a sexual way.*
52
00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,480
It's just one after another.
53
00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:19,881
Wow, you had far more of a
54
00:02:19,881 --> 00:02:21,381
college life than we understood.
55
00:02:21,381 --> 00:02:21,800
That one, too.
56
00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:23,640
Look, that's my first semester.
57
00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:26,380
That's, wow, that's, wow,
58
00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:28,600
that's, that's, that's, wow.
59
00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:29,701
That's all I can say.
60
00:02:29,701 --> 00:02:31,381
what did you do in college
61
00:02:31,381 --> 00:02:36,761
well clearly not this i mean
62
00:02:36,761 --> 00:02:40,600
i honestly for the most part i study
63
00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,681
well you never did like never
64
00:02:42,681 --> 00:02:43,581
went to like a wet t-shirt
65
00:02:43,581 --> 00:02:45,081
contest or anything
66
00:02:45,860 --> 00:02:47,541
no sweetheart i never really
67
00:02:47,541 --> 00:02:48,921
did come on that has to be
68
00:02:48,921 --> 00:02:51,640
something crazy you've done i mean
69
00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:57,600
I had sex in a car one time.
70
00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,460
Boring.
71
00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:02,120
That's as good as you got?
72
00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,981
That's about the height of my
73
00:03:04,981 --> 00:03:06,720
college experience.
74
00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:08,461
Well, what would you have
75
00:03:08,461 --> 00:03:10,400
done if you could go back in time?
76
00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:11,261
Like, what's something on your
77
00:03:11,261 --> 00:03:12,761
bucket list?
78
00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,410
I wouldn't say that.
79
00:03:16,410 --> 00:03:17,831
Come on, old man. You have
80
00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:21,330
to want to do something. like anything.
81
00:03:21,330 --> 00:03:21,631
Come on, you
82
00:03:21,631 --> 00:03:23,570
can tell me. We're bonding.
83
00:03:24,310 --> 00:03:26,710
I guess if it was anything, maybe
84
00:03:26,830 --> 00:03:29,610
have a threesome with two girls.
85
00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:31,310
You've never had a threesome?
86
00:03:32,890 --> 00:03:34,550
Seriously?
87
00:03:35,690 --> 00:03:37,850
I thought you went to a party college.
88
00:03:37,850 --> 00:03:37,951
I can't believe
89
00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,470
you've never had a threesome.
90
00:03:39,890 --> 00:03:40,991
Going to a poly college and
91
00:03:40,991 --> 00:03:43,270
actually partying when you were there.
92
00:03:45,190 --> 00:03:46,891
That's crazy. I just
93
00:03:46,891 --> 00:03:47,631
I would have thought you'd
94
00:03:47,631 --> 00:03:48,990
have done something like that.
95
00:03:48,990 --> 00:03:52,631
That's not wild. Well, that's...
96
00:03:52,631 --> 00:03:54,770
I've done more than that.
97
00:03:54,770 --> 00:03:55,730
Really?
98
00:03:55,730 --> 00:03:57,230
Yeah.
99
00:04:00,270 --> 00:04:00,751
Actually...
100
00:04:00,751 --> 00:04:01,550
Give me a second.
101
00:04:01,550 --> 00:04:04,330
I'm gonna go check my foot real quick.
102
00:04:04,350 --> 00:04:05,850
Okay.
103
00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:11,900
Hey!
104
00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,460
Yo, what's up? What are you doing?
105
00:04:15,900 --> 00:04:17,400
So you're free today?
106
00:04:19,620 --> 00:04:22,381
Well, so remember that favor
107
00:04:22,381 --> 00:04:23,881
you owe me?
108
00:04:25,020 --> 00:04:26,600
Yeah, I'm cashing in.
109
00:04:27,820 --> 00:04:29,440
Okay, well hear me out.
110
00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:32,501
So, you know how my parents
111
00:04:32,501 --> 00:04:35,300
have been like not doing great lately?
112
00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:38,701
I was wondering if you might
113
00:04:38,701 --> 00:04:40,681
come over and help me cheer
114
00:04:40,681 --> 00:04:42,320
my stepdad up?
115
00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:47,321
Well yeah, I was thinking
116
00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:48,761
like he's never had a
117
00:04:48,761 --> 00:04:50,401
threesome and you told me
118
00:04:50,401 --> 00:04:51,661
it's on his bucket list
119
00:04:51,661 --> 00:04:53,881
and he knows we do like you
120
00:04:53,881 --> 00:04:55,161
know crazy stuff in college
121
00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:57,661
so I was hoping we could do
122
00:04:57,661 --> 00:04:59,220
that for him.
123
00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:05,601
Yeah? Okay be ready and like just
124
00:05:05,601 --> 00:05:06,321
just come over as soon as
125
00:05:06,321 --> 00:05:08,140
you can do your makeup and come over.
126
00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:11,900
Perfect. Oh, thank you. I love you.
127
00:05:11,900 --> 00:05:13,040
I'll see you soon.
128
00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:17,220
Text me when you get here. Don't look.
129
00:05:19,460 --> 00:05:20,960
Keep them close.
130
00:05:21,020 --> 00:05:22,640
Like five more seconds.
131
00:05:22,820 --> 00:05:23,500
Alright.
132
00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:27,920
I mean, what's going on? No looking.
133
00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:29,420
No peeking.
134
00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:32,280
Okay. Now you can open.
135
00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:33,780
Whoa!
136
00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:35,560
Hi.
137
00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:37,280
What's going on?
138
00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:39,941
Well, I mean, you did say
139
00:05:39,941 --> 00:05:41,441
you've never had threesomes.
140
00:05:42,180 --> 00:05:46,621
I mean, yeah, but that's not
141
00:05:46,621 --> 00:05:48,901
what's happening here, is it? I mean...
142
00:05:48,901 --> 00:05:50,041
Yeah, that's exactly what's
143
00:05:50,041 --> 00:05:50,640
going to happen.
144
00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:51,721
Yeah, I thought, you know, it
145
00:05:51,721 --> 00:05:52,660
could be fun for you.
146
00:05:52,660 --> 00:05:53,301
You know, I hope you get
147
00:05:53,301 --> 00:05:55,140
through out of the fun you've been in.
148
00:05:55,140 --> 00:05:56,981
I don't...
149
00:05:56,981 --> 00:05:57,901
Don't you want to have some fun?
150
00:05:57,901 --> 00:05:59,941
Yeah, but I just don't know
151
00:05:59,941 --> 00:06:01,240
if this is such a great idea.
152
00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:02,281
I've been milking around the
153
00:06:02,281 --> 00:06:03,940
house all week.
154
00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:05,860
That's not okay.
155
00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:12,420
I don't know what to say. Just relax.
156
00:06:12,420 --> 00:06:13,920
Look, watch this.
157
00:06:21,580 --> 00:06:23,400
Oh my god.
158
00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:27,560
I can't believe you're doing this.
159
00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:31,840
You set us on your bucket list, right?
160
00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:32,640
Yes.
161
00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:33,321
We're going to help you.
162
00:06:33,321 --> 00:06:34,940
We'll just help you check one off.
163
00:06:50,780 --> 00:06:56,660
It feels good, right?
164
00:07:00,060 --> 00:07:02,160
Well, of course it does.
165
00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:03,360
You're going to have a ton of fun.
166
00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:04,380
No thoughts.
167
00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:06,561
Just lay back and enjoy it, okay?
168
00:07:06,561 --> 00:07:10,120
I just, I...
169
00:07:10,620 --> 00:07:12,760
You're not gonna tell me that.
170
00:07:12,860 --> 00:07:14,880
You're not gonna tell Susan.
171
00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:24,000
I'm not too sure this is appropriate.
172
00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,780
But it feels good, right?
173
00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:30,821
Yeah, but I...
174
00:07:30,821 --> 00:07:32,700
Just relax and enjoy.
175
00:07:32,700 --> 00:07:35,200
Just have fun. Chloe, you're...
176
00:07:37,021 --> 00:07:38,521
My daughter.
177
00:07:41,140 --> 00:07:42,680
Not even your real daughter.
178
00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,441
Technically she didn't even
179
00:07:45,441 --> 00:07:46,880
come out of your balls.
180
00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:50,060
No she didn't.
181
00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:55,340
He feels good.
182
00:07:58,100 --> 00:07:59,840
What is that?
183
00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:02,401
Maybe we should just lay back
184
00:08:02,401 --> 00:08:07,900
and let him find his way.
185
00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:10,140
And chew on. Oh my.
186
00:08:52,890 --> 00:09:02,541
This is definitely on the bucket list.
187
00:09:02,541 --> 00:09:05,380
He doesn't look so sad now.
188
00:09:06,260 --> 00:09:08,120
I'm sure he does. Real quick.
189
00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:13,780
No rules.
190
00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:16,380
I was a disc jockey in college.
191
00:09:17,580 --> 00:09:18,461
It's not the first time I've
192
00:09:18,461 --> 00:09:20,200
been on the ones and twos.
193
00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:28,060
Oh my god, he's already so hard.
194
00:09:28,060 --> 00:09:29,800
It's so hard.
195
00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:32,400
I really want to see it.
196
00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:33,741
Yeah, show it to us.
197
00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:35,241
Really?
198
00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:35,861
Yeah.
199
00:09:35,861 --> 00:09:37,361
Okay.
200
00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:40,040
Shades, guys.
201
00:09:43,260 --> 00:09:45,180
Oh my god.
202
00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:47,000
Oh my god, it's huge.
203
00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,040
You think so?
204
00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:49,320
Oh my god, yeah.
205
00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:51,680
I can't believe my mom gave this up.
206
00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:52,520
Yeah, what the heck?
207
00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:54,101
She just doesn't take much
208
00:09:54,101 --> 00:09:55,340
interest in it.
209
00:09:55,340 --> 00:09:57,040
Oh my god.
210
00:09:57,140 --> 00:09:59,120
Can we suck it?
211
00:09:59,420 --> 00:09:59,681
Yeah.
212
00:09:59,681 --> 00:10:01,181
Well, sure.
213
00:10:19,020 --> 00:10:21,960
I'm going to get you that side.
214
00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:34,900
Oh, so high.
215
00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,880
Does that feel good?
216
00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,760
Yeah, it does.
217
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,060
It's nice and wet.
218
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:57,480
Get it nice and deep in that throat.
219
00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:01,200
That's so thick.
220
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:08,100
Oh my god.
13151
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.