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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,820 --> 00:00:05,820 Tyrannis: Do you see this? Krapopolis is depicted 2 00:00:05,992 --> 00:00:08,010 as one of many tiny warring city-states. 3 00:00:08,239 --> 00:00:09,921 Stupendous: At least they showed us as warring. 4 00:00:10,092 --> 00:00:12,351 My army is basically just me these days. 5 00:00:12,581 --> 00:00:14,857 A ton of my best guys got really into woodworking 6 00:00:15,087 --> 00:00:16,194 and stopped showing up. 7 00:00:16,423 --> 00:00:18,014 [Splash] Tyrannis: Ugh, not again! 8 00:00:18,110 --> 00:00:19,426 I just got this washed! 9 00:00:19,521 --> 00:00:21,813 Uhh! Excuse me, King coming through! 10 00:00:21,877 --> 00:00:24,044 Joshua: Uch, king of what? Spilling gruel on yourself? 11 00:00:24,198 --> 00:00:25,289 Tyrannis: I didn't spill it on myself. 12 00:00:25,384 --> 00:00:26,775 One of my careless subjects 13 00:00:26,946 --> 00:00:28,112 dropped it out of a window on me. 14 00:00:28,131 --> 00:00:29,205 Miriam: Subjects? 15 00:00:29,301 --> 00:00:30,284 Is that what you think of us? 16 00:00:30,453 --> 00:00:31,636 I always thought we were more like 17 00:00:31,731 --> 00:00:33,713 equally-valuable acquaintances. 18 00:00:33,885 --> 00:00:35,127 Stupendous: I'm beginning to think you have 19 00:00:35,298 --> 00:00:36,463 a leadership problem. 20 00:00:36,558 --> 00:00:37,816 Tyrannis: No. It's a toga problem. 21 00:00:37,970 --> 00:00:39,078 I'm gonna pick up a couple of spares 22 00:00:39,306 --> 00:00:40,413 at that menswear tent over there-- 23 00:00:40,642 --> 00:00:42,492 Aah! Oh, God, it's happening again! 24 00:00:42,646 --> 00:00:44,646 Where is this gruel coming from? 25 00:00:44,818 --> 00:00:46,259 Hello? Is anyone here? 26 00:00:46,429 --> 00:00:48,821 It's King Tyrannis, and I'm having a toga emergency. 27 00:00:48,917 --> 00:00:50,250 Chira: King Tyrannis, eh? 28 00:00:50,346 --> 00:00:51,771 It looks like you're having quite a day. 29 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,091 The name's Chira, lonely war widow. 30 00:00:54,187 --> 00:00:56,762 I have to work in this menswear tent because my husband died 31 00:00:56,861 --> 00:00:59,862 invading some place he shouldn't have: my sister. 32 00:00:59,959 --> 00:01:01,608 - Oh, my God! - Relax! 33 00:01:01,778 --> 00:01:03,278 That's just a little war widow humor. 34 00:01:03,374 --> 00:01:05,207 Tyrannis: But your husband is dead, right? 35 00:01:05,303 --> 00:01:07,712 Chira: Oh, yeah, he is, and he slept with my sister. 36 00:01:07,809 --> 00:01:11,202 But the bigger tragedy is, I don't think that toga 37 00:01:11,299 --> 00:01:12,874 is doing you any favors. 38 00:01:12,969 --> 00:01:14,987 Why don't you try this on? 39 00:01:15,217 --> 00:01:17,050 Ah! I think it would look great on you. 40 00:01:17,221 --> 00:01:19,221 Tyrannis: Oh, wow! That is nice. 41 00:01:19,393 --> 00:01:21,393 Chira: I know what you're thinking. You're the king. 42 00:01:21,488 --> 00:01:23,488 You should have more medals. Let me get them. 43 00:01:23,585 --> 00:01:25,752 Tyrannis: Yes, thank you. Please, more medals. 44 00:01:25,923 --> 00:01:27,330 I like to tinkle when I walk. 45 00:01:27,426 --> 00:01:29,185 Chira: These bring out your eyes. 46 00:01:29,414 --> 00:01:31,856 And I know you didn't mean that you like to pee yourself 47 00:01:32,086 --> 00:01:33,268 when you walk. 48 00:01:33,364 --> 00:01:35,089 I'm a war widow, not an idiot. 49 00:01:35,184 --> 00:01:36,426 So whaddya say? 50 00:01:36,521 --> 00:01:38,279 Tyrannis: Is my chest getting bigger? 51 00:01:38,434 --> 00:01:40,042 I feel like I could do anything! 52 00:01:40,271 --> 00:01:41,954 Chira: I feel like you could, too. 53 00:01:42,050 --> 00:01:43,382 Tyrannis: This is big. 54 00:01:43,611 --> 00:01:44,610 This is going to change things for me. 55 00:01:44,780 --> 00:01:46,388 Chira: That's the power of Chira's House 56 00:01:46,676 --> 00:01:49,852 of Secondhand Dead Husband Stuff. 57 00:01:52,130 --> 00:01:54,263 [Theme music playing] 58 00:01:54,468 --> 00:02:00,989 ? 59 00:02:01,091 --> 00:02:03,374 [Male singers chanting] 60 00:02:03,654 --> 00:02:10,935 ? 61 00:02:11,113 --> 00:02:13,822 Singers: Whoo! 62 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:17,848 Shlub: Ooooh, hello! 63 00:02:17,943 --> 00:02:19,185 Who's this commanding fellow? 64 00:02:19,355 --> 00:02:20,296 Tyrannis: It's a pretty good look, right? 65 00:02:20,466 --> 00:02:22,191 Deliria: I can't believe I'm saying this, 66 00:02:22,362 --> 00:02:24,862 but...yes, I didn't even know you had good features, 67 00:02:25,034 --> 00:02:26,475 but they're all popping right now. 68 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:29,129 Stupendous: What happened to the toga and the backup toga? 69 00:02:29,152 --> 00:02:30,709 Gruel again. 70 00:02:30,805 --> 00:02:32,471 Tyrannis: Toga Ty was the old Ty. I'm trying something new, 71 00:02:32,567 --> 00:02:33,883 and you know what I realized? 72 00:02:33,903 --> 00:02:36,144 We've been complacent with mediocrity for too long. 73 00:02:36,241 --> 00:02:37,816 We need to make some changes around here! 74 00:02:37,912 --> 00:02:39,061 Deliria: Who is this son 75 00:02:39,081 --> 00:02:40,505 and where can I sign up for some? 76 00:02:40,676 --> 00:02:42,234 Tyrannis: Listen up. This family needs to be 77 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:44,088 more goal-oriented if we're going to lead Krapopolis 78 00:02:44,184 --> 00:02:45,666 to a bigger and better future. 79 00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:48,355 And that's my goal: a bigger and better Krapopolis. 80 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,008 Damn, this suit makes me feel good! 81 00:02:50,179 --> 00:02:51,196 Dad, you start. 82 00:02:51,425 --> 00:02:52,607 Shlub: Well, I'd like to up the stakes 83 00:02:52,777 --> 00:02:54,702 of my sexual role play with your mother. 84 00:02:54,874 --> 00:02:56,615 Deliria: Things have been a little same-same, 85 00:02:56,711 --> 00:02:59,604 which is still pretty wild for other people, but not us. 86 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:01,700 Tyrannis: OK, so what's holding you back? 87 00:03:01,872 --> 00:03:03,889 Shlub: I suppose I can find an old wizard who can turn me 88 00:03:04,118 --> 00:03:05,784 into anything I want. 89 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:08,547 Deliria: And I've been meaning to try out some different forms. 90 00:03:08,795 --> 00:03:11,721 We can meet in a bar as sexy strangers! 91 00:03:11,818 --> 00:03:15,060 Shlub: Excellent! Let the stranger-danger begin! 92 00:03:15,084 --> 00:03:16,250 Tyrannis: Maybe it's not an inspired goal, 93 00:03:16,479 --> 00:03:17,645 but at least it's clearly defined. 94 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:19,238 Hippo, what are you working on? 95 00:03:19,334 --> 00:03:21,576 I've noticed you haven't debuted anything in a while, 96 00:03:21,673 --> 00:03:22,839 so it must be pretty good. 97 00:03:23,009 --> 00:03:24,750 Hippocampus: What? Wh-why would I tell you that? 98 00:03:24,846 --> 00:03:26,771 I don't answer to you. I have a lot of irons in the fire. 99 00:03:26,943 --> 00:03:30,278 In fact, I should check on 'em. I'm checking on my irons! 100 00:03:30,509 --> 00:03:31,675 Tyrannis: So, Stupe, you sure have had time 101 00:03:31,769 --> 00:03:33,101 to comment on what I'm doing, 102 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:34,289 but what are you working on? 103 00:03:34,460 --> 00:03:35,942 Stupendous: I got a raid later. 104 00:03:36,111 --> 00:03:37,870 Nomadic tribe in our hinterlands 105 00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:39,191 grazing their sheep! 106 00:03:39,285 --> 00:03:40,451 Tyrannis: You're seriously telling me 107 00:03:40,547 --> 00:03:42,139 that the greatest warrior in the world 108 00:03:42,368 --> 00:03:44,368 is doing a raid on nomadic shepherds? 109 00:03:44,388 --> 00:03:45,963 Stupendous: Yeah. I'm gonna take their sheep 110 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,558 and conscript the shepherds into my army. 111 00:03:47,729 --> 00:03:49,762 I didn't say they were peaceful shepherds. 112 00:03:49,825 --> 00:03:51,383 Tyrannis: Well, McGriddle me this: 113 00:03:51,554 --> 00:03:52,736 What ever happened to Persia? 114 00:03:52,832 --> 00:03:54,481 Stupendous: You know I'd love to sink my sword 115 00:03:54,577 --> 00:03:56,728 into that fat, juicy empire, but... 116 00:03:56,823 --> 00:03:59,007 - But what? - Frigging woodworking, man! 117 00:03:59,161 --> 00:04:00,678 That's why I gotta raid and conscript 118 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,999 and hope the new recruits don't also have 119 00:04:03,021 --> 00:04:04,503 the jointing-and-planing bug. 120 00:04:04,598 --> 00:04:06,006 Tyrannis: You told me I have a leadership problem, 121 00:04:06,102 --> 00:04:09,028 but maybe you should take a look in the mirror. 122 00:04:09,201 --> 00:04:13,945 ? 123 00:04:14,044 --> 00:04:15,526 Tyrannis: Citizens of Krapopolis! 124 00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:17,530 It is I, your King Tyrannis! 125 00:04:17,553 --> 00:04:20,220 Scott: There's something about you today! We're rapt! 126 00:04:20,450 --> 00:04:21,465 [Cheering] 127 00:04:21,619 --> 00:04:23,376 Tyrannis: Good, because I need a favor. 128 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:25,565 Nay, I have a demand. Nay, a decree! 129 00:04:25,795 --> 00:04:26,885 [Crowd cheering] 130 00:04:26,980 --> 00:04:29,388 I decree that all citizens will now be 131 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,078 required to serve mandatory military service. 132 00:04:32,309 --> 00:04:34,084 [Crowd groans] Yes, you there. 133 00:04:34,313 --> 00:04:35,754 Timon: Hello. Hi. I'm Timon. 134 00:04:35,983 --> 00:04:37,925 Very excited about following you anywhere. 135 00:04:38,079 --> 00:04:40,746 I'm a new dentist in town, and I don't usually 136 00:04:40,919 --> 00:04:42,269 get to dress too crazy. 137 00:04:42,497 --> 00:04:44,664 Could we get cool outfits, too? 138 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:45,943 Tyrannis: Hell, yeah! I was thinking 139 00:04:46,172 --> 00:04:47,855 something pretty flashy-- maybe a breastplate 140 00:04:48,009 --> 00:04:49,359 and a helmet with a spray of color. 141 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:50,937 Crowd: Ooh! Joshua: Can the breastplate 142 00:04:51,032 --> 00:04:52,290 have the outline of muscles 143 00:04:52,519 --> 00:04:53,943 even if I don't have muscles? 144 00:04:54,039 --> 00:04:55,522 - Yes, Joshua. - Yes! 145 00:04:55,693 --> 00:04:56,800 Timon: Can the helmets have those-- 146 00:04:56,970 --> 00:04:59,453 OK, I have a picture of it, but I'm trying-- 147 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:02,368 it's--it's almost like a... like a plume, or like a-- 148 00:05:02,465 --> 00:05:04,483 like it's shooting out of your head sort of. 149 00:05:04,712 --> 00:05:05,819 Do you know what I mean? 150 00:05:06,048 --> 00:05:07,639 Something that someone sees it from far away 151 00:05:07,735 --> 00:05:09,309 and goes, "That's not a dentist. 152 00:05:09,331 --> 00:05:10,588 That can't be a dentist." 153 00:05:10,649 --> 00:05:11,999 But then they get up close, 154 00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:14,003 and they're like, "Oh, this is a cool dentist." 155 00:05:14,174 --> 00:05:15,507 Tyrannis: I think that's a great idea, 156 00:05:15,678 --> 00:05:18,069 and I'll look forward to learning what a "dentist" is. 157 00:05:18,166 --> 00:05:19,165 Timon: You might not love it. 158 00:05:19,334 --> 00:05:20,592 Barfus: Uh, Barfus here. 159 00:05:20,838 --> 00:05:22,763 Citizen-goat slaughterer, also new in town. 160 00:05:22,859 --> 00:05:24,859 Just one question: can the uniform bottom 161 00:05:25,089 --> 00:05:26,105 be a kicky little skirt? 162 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:27,774 My legs are my best asset, you see. 163 00:05:27,929 --> 00:05:29,853 Tyrannis: You got it, Barfus. We're all gonna look great, 164 00:05:29,950 --> 00:05:32,617 and with your gorgeous help, Krapopolis is going to grow 165 00:05:32,715 --> 00:05:34,363 to be an unstoppable empire! 166 00:05:34,460 --> 00:05:36,885 We're going to Persia! [Cheering] 167 00:05:37,115 --> 00:05:38,298 Timon: One last thing. 168 00:05:38,393 --> 00:05:40,876 Will you be the one leading us into battle? 169 00:05:40,973 --> 00:05:42,790 Tyrannis: I... 170 00:05:42,886 --> 00:05:44,144 will! 171 00:05:44,239 --> 00:05:45,221 [Cheering] 172 00:05:45,390 --> 00:05:46,982 Scott: I'm here! I'm here! 173 00:05:47,154 --> 00:05:48,746 - I'm here! - OK. Why? 174 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:51,250 Scott: I'm supposed to be guarding this gate, but I just 175 00:05:51,403 --> 00:05:53,737 completely forgot I had work today. 176 00:05:53,834 --> 00:05:56,485 Aaahh! Aaahh! 177 00:05:56,581 --> 00:05:57,914 What was that?! 178 00:05:58,085 --> 00:05:59,751 Hippocampus: A Usurper Moth. They can tell 179 00:05:59,847 --> 00:06:02,256 if a throne's about to be empty, then infest it 180 00:06:02,353 --> 00:06:03,685 and take over the whole city. 181 00:06:03,782 --> 00:06:05,856 Scott: I've never heard of those, and I thought 182 00:06:05,952 --> 00:06:07,343 I knew all the moths! 183 00:06:07,456 --> 00:06:08,863 I am a big bug guy. 184 00:06:08,959 --> 00:06:11,627 Hippocampus: OK, bug guy, well, they're a serious threat. 185 00:06:11,857 --> 00:06:14,207 Luckily, I've invented weapons for exactly 186 00:06:14,379 --> 00:06:15,545 this kind of situation. 187 00:06:15,641 --> 00:06:16,807 Scott: Well, that's a good thing, 188 00:06:17,035 --> 00:06:18,384 because I would not know what to do. 189 00:06:18,555 --> 00:06:19,795 Every time I try to defend anything, 190 00:06:19,966 --> 00:06:21,983 I keep almost cutting off my own head. Ha! 191 00:06:22,212 --> 00:06:23,303 Hippocampus: Don't worry, 192 00:06:23,399 --> 00:06:24,806 because I've thought of everything. 193 00:06:24,901 --> 00:06:26,734 These moths are coming here looking for Krapopolis, 194 00:06:26,981 --> 00:06:28,739 and we're gonna give 'em Trapopolis! 195 00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:32,078 Scott: Well, all right. I guess that makes sense, and I'll-- 196 00:06:32,176 --> 00:06:34,635 Ohh! Aah! 197 00:06:36,519 --> 00:06:37,593 [Sheep bleating] 198 00:06:37,804 --> 00:06:39,020 Stupendous: Look at these joikos. 199 00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:41,692 Tyrannis: Stupendous! Shepherd: Stupendous?! 200 00:06:41,905 --> 00:06:43,029 Men: Oh, no! 201 00:06:43,258 --> 00:06:45,609 Tyrannis: You needed guys? Well, I've got guys. 202 00:06:45,705 --> 00:06:47,538 Stupendous: Are you kidding? Thank you! 203 00:06:47,768 --> 00:06:49,042 Tyrannis: Why don't you guys start stretching 204 00:06:49,196 --> 00:06:50,270 while I talk to my sister? 205 00:06:50,365 --> 00:06:51,530 Men: Ohh...ugh... 206 00:06:51,626 --> 00:06:53,609 Stupendous: This is so frickin' awesome! 207 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:55,297 I'm sorry I ever doubted you! 208 00:06:55,542 --> 00:06:57,542 Tyrannis: It is awesome, but something my army and I 209 00:06:57,639 --> 00:06:59,805 were thinking is, I should lead this one. 210 00:06:59,977 --> 00:07:01,810 The guys, they practically demanded it, 211 00:07:01,907 --> 00:07:03,889 and you did say I have a leadership problem. 212 00:07:03,986 --> 00:07:06,820 And inspiring an army is a 2-person job. 213 00:07:06,918 --> 00:07:08,566 Really, this is mostly your idea. 214 00:07:08,663 --> 00:07:10,996 Stupendous: For you to lead my dream invasion of Persia? 215 00:07:11,093 --> 00:07:13,819 Tyrannis: Well, at this point, isn't it our dream invasion? 216 00:07:13,991 --> 00:07:15,507 I did get all these soldiers. 217 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:16,936 Stupendous: Yeah, and scared off 218 00:07:17,165 --> 00:07:19,715 those violent shepherds I was gonna conscript! 219 00:07:19,779 --> 00:07:21,278 Shepherd: Actually, we're right here! 220 00:07:21,507 --> 00:07:22,973 We're not attacking. 221 00:07:23,027 --> 00:07:25,870 We were just so inspired, we want to join you! 222 00:07:27,187 --> 00:07:28,944 Tyrannis: Go, Stuperannis! 223 00:07:28,966 --> 00:07:31,925 Or...Typendous or... we'll figure it out. 224 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:37,982 Tyrannis: Bard, I'm gonna need something 225 00:07:38,210 --> 00:07:40,393 soaring and inspirational but also a little bit somber. 226 00:07:40,490 --> 00:07:41,731 Don't be afraid to be upbeat. 227 00:07:41,868 --> 00:07:43,493 Fear has no place in my conquest. You got that? 228 00:07:43,722 --> 00:07:45,238 Bard: Soaring, inspirational, 229 00:07:45,409 --> 00:07:47,392 somber, and upbeat, no fear. 230 00:07:47,488 --> 00:07:49,505 Anything for you. [Playing several notes] 231 00:07:49,659 --> 00:07:51,510 Stupendous: If you're done with the music, 232 00:07:51,739 --> 00:07:53,514 I've laid out several strategies here 233 00:07:53,743 --> 00:07:55,409 for "our" dream invasion. 234 00:07:55,430 --> 00:07:56,521 Tyrannis: Don't love the tone, but-- 235 00:07:56,750 --> 00:07:58,099 Timon: Ohh, what have you got here? 236 00:07:58,195 --> 00:07:59,177 Mind if I take a look? 237 00:07:59,272 --> 00:08:00,922 - Of course not! - Of course, yes! 238 00:08:01,017 --> 00:08:03,851 This is top-secret information, and you don't have clearance! 239 00:08:04,023 --> 00:08:07,191 Now, get outta here, dentist! 240 00:08:07,289 --> 00:08:09,697 Stealing my job may have been weirdly easy, 241 00:08:09,795 --> 00:08:12,946 but invading frickin' Persia is complicated! 242 00:08:13,119 --> 00:08:13,875 And what's this? 243 00:08:13,970 --> 00:08:15,620 [Bees buzzing] Yogurt? Bees? 244 00:08:15,791 --> 00:08:17,124 This is all for your breakfast, isn't it? 245 00:08:17,219 --> 00:08:19,295 Tyrannis: It's a very important meal, which I've had. 246 00:08:19,407 --> 00:08:20,722 Delicious! 247 00:08:20,744 --> 00:08:23,820 So, I'd say let's pack it up and get moving. 248 00:08:23,976 --> 00:08:25,400 Let's go, troops! We wouldn't want Persia 249 00:08:25,495 --> 00:08:26,994 to come to us first, would we? 250 00:08:27,165 --> 00:08:28,256 [Sheep bleating] 251 00:08:28,485 --> 00:08:29,760 Stupendous: Do you even have a plan? 252 00:08:29,930 --> 00:08:31,838 Tyrannis: I was thinking I'd impose some of our superior 253 00:08:32,009 --> 00:08:33,601 Krapopolian culture on the Persians. 254 00:08:33,830 --> 00:08:35,830 Not necessarily impose, just, you know, 255 00:08:35,925 --> 00:08:37,684 in case anyone didn't get it at first. 256 00:08:37,781 --> 00:08:39,188 Stupendous: The invasion part, Ty. 257 00:08:39,283 --> 00:08:40,691 Tyrannis: Oh. Well, you said you had some plans. 258 00:08:40,862 --> 00:08:42,178 Why don't we use a couple of those? 259 00:08:42,198 --> 00:08:43,790 Stupendous: Do you even know if we're walking 260 00:08:44,019 --> 00:08:45,018 in the right direction? 261 00:08:45,112 --> 00:08:45,962 Tyrannis: I...am 262 00:08:46,190 --> 00:08:48,298 going to roll the dice and say yes. 263 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,953 - Ugh! You're right. - Yes! 264 00:08:51,050 --> 00:08:52,625 ? 265 00:08:52,721 --> 00:08:54,053 Stupendous: This is the only way to Persia. 266 00:08:54,150 --> 00:08:55,816 How are you gonna get through when it feels like 267 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,486 2 mountains are hugging you to death? 268 00:08:57,715 --> 00:08:59,824 Tyrannis: Fellas, let's get in formation. 269 00:09:01,072 --> 00:09:02,998 Stupendous: What the-- How did that work? 270 00:09:03,169 --> 00:09:04,668 Tyrannis: Exactly the shape I was thinking of! 271 00:09:04,839 --> 00:09:06,230 And I'll be the pointy point. 272 00:09:06,325 --> 00:09:07,842 Stupendous: You can't be the pointy point! 273 00:09:08,071 --> 00:09:09,420 You'll be a sitting duck! 274 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:11,590 Tyrannis: I'll hold a shield! 275 00:09:11,745 --> 00:09:13,412 [Shield thuds] You took me by surprise, 276 00:09:13,507 --> 00:09:15,191 which is exactly what we're going to do 277 00:09:15,361 --> 00:09:17,086 to the Persian army. 278 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:18,740 [Soldiers cheering] 279 00:09:20,039 --> 00:09:23,874 Deliria: A turtle drinking piping-hot red wine? 280 00:09:24,047 --> 00:09:26,455 Like I wouldn't recognize your signature drink. 281 00:09:26,552 --> 00:09:30,203 [Laughing] Oh, that is very funny, Shlub! 282 00:09:30,227 --> 00:09:31,392 Deliria: Hello. 283 00:09:31,621 --> 00:09:33,638 I'm in town for an insurance convention. 284 00:09:33,810 --> 00:09:36,461 I don't know anyone. Do you come here often? 285 00:09:36,557 --> 00:09:38,056 Turtle: I have a feeling I will. 286 00:09:38,152 --> 00:09:41,729 Deliria: I think it's time for a random animal entrance. 287 00:09:41,827 --> 00:09:45,145 Stupendous: [Humming] 288 00:09:45,242 --> 00:09:48,636 This is gonna be legendary. [Pounding on door] 289 00:09:53,110 --> 00:09:54,985 [Growls] 290 00:09:57,677 --> 00:09:59,527 - Wow! - I know, right? 291 00:09:59,624 --> 00:10:00,681 Get a load of this! 292 00:10:00,776 --> 00:10:03,168 [Screeching] 293 00:10:05,712 --> 00:10:07,304 Scott: You're a friggin' genius! 294 00:10:07,533 --> 00:10:08,623 Hippocampus: I Know! 295 00:10:08,718 --> 00:10:10,034 Stupendous: I'm tellin' ya, 296 00:10:10,129 --> 00:10:11,629 you're not taking adequate precautions. 297 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:12,983 Watch out for falling goats. 298 00:10:13,211 --> 00:10:14,802 It sounds weird, but it happens. 299 00:10:14,898 --> 00:10:16,381 [Goat bleating] See? 300 00:10:16,476 --> 00:10:17,701 Barfus: I'm on it! 301 00:10:18,573 --> 00:10:20,498 Tyrannis: Everyone, thank Barfus for dinner! 302 00:10:20,727 --> 00:10:23,061 [Cheering] Joshua: I've got the marinade! 303 00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:24,007 [Laughter] 304 00:10:24,235 --> 00:10:25,659 [Growls] 305 00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:27,830 Uhhhh! 306 00:10:27,926 --> 00:10:29,242 Tyrannis: Nobody freak out. 307 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:31,429 Think of this like being sat on by a servant 308 00:10:31,526 --> 00:10:32,750 during a thunderstorm. 309 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:34,253 Stupendous: Why do you think anyone 310 00:10:34,366 --> 00:10:35,531 would get that but you? 311 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,351 Joshua: I can wrap my head around the concept. 312 00:10:37,446 --> 00:10:38,779 Shlub: There she is! 313 00:10:38,875 --> 00:10:40,708 I miss the real you, although the other one 314 00:10:40,938 --> 00:10:42,546 did leave quite the impression. 315 00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:45,276 You were a tiger. Rrrowwwr! 316 00:10:45,297 --> 00:10:47,873 Shlub: And you were a chair! [Grunts] 317 00:10:47,970 --> 00:10:49,620 Turtle: Another hot red, barman! 318 00:10:49,715 --> 00:10:51,974 - Oh, that's odd. - A turtle in a bar? 319 00:10:52,070 --> 00:10:53,569 Seems perfectly normal to me. 320 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,815 Deliria: That's not the form you took earlier? 321 00:10:55,912 --> 00:10:58,579 Shlub: It is not. I was a sort of tiger man, 322 00:10:58,809 --> 00:11:00,492 which I thought we were just discussing. 323 00:11:00,663 --> 00:11:02,163 - Does this mean-- - Deliria, darling, 324 00:11:02,259 --> 00:11:04,926 you fooled around with a turtle. Ha ha! 325 00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:06,765 Deliria: Well, that means you did, too! 326 00:11:06,936 --> 00:11:10,604 Not a turtle, but--Wait a minute. Did you say "chair"? 327 00:11:10,835 --> 00:11:12,669 Shlub: Now, don't take this the wrong way. 328 00:11:12,764 --> 00:11:14,448 Deliria: Did you sleep with a chair, Shlub? 329 00:11:14,678 --> 00:11:16,027 Shlub: I thought you were a chair, 330 00:11:16,122 --> 00:11:17,604 so I humped that chair. Deliria: A chair?! 331 00:11:17,625 --> 00:11:19,033 Shlub: Well, now, hold on. 332 00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:21,354 Deliria: How on Earth could you think I was a chair? 333 00:11:21,374 --> 00:11:24,859 Shlub, this is a new low, and not one of the good ones. 334 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:26,049 A chair? 335 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:28,536 Shlub: Of all this world's perversities, 336 00:11:28,708 --> 00:11:30,649 there is only one I cannot abide: 337 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,878 the kink-shame. I'm off! 338 00:11:32,975 --> 00:11:36,827 Deliria: You can't walk out! I'm walking out! 339 00:11:37,059 --> 00:11:40,728 Humiliating animal exit! 340 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,992 Turtle: Well, that was a cheap shot. 341 00:11:44,016 --> 00:11:45,849 Scott: Wow, these moths just keep showing up! 342 00:11:46,078 --> 00:11:48,479 They're relentless. 343 00:11:50,922 --> 00:11:51,846 [Striking] 344 00:11:51,941 --> 00:11:53,424 Scott: What are you doing? 345 00:11:53,519 --> 00:11:55,094 Hippocampus: Uh, just making sure we can see the moths 346 00:11:55,265 --> 00:11:57,098 when they attack? Scott: Wait. Are you 347 00:11:57,193 --> 00:11:58,435 deliberately bringing the moths here? 348 00:11:58,530 --> 00:12:01,790 Hippocampus: What? No, you crazy! That's--What? 349 00:12:01,963 --> 00:12:03,871 Scott: Blow out the candle, then! 350 00:12:04,042 --> 00:12:05,600 [Fluttering noise fades] 351 00:12:07,308 --> 00:12:09,049 Hippocampus: I really didn't expect you to know 352 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,294 that light attracts moths. 353 00:12:10,388 --> 00:12:14,491 Scott: I told you, I'm a big bug guy! 354 00:12:16,085 --> 00:12:18,068 Tyrannis: Uhhhh! Aah! 355 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,071 Uhh! 356 00:12:19,241 --> 00:12:20,425 Ah! 357 00:12:21,321 --> 00:12:23,988 Do you see this over there? That's friggin' Persia! 358 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:25,343 Stupendous: I get it! This whole day 359 00:12:25,513 --> 00:12:27,013 has been a luck-filled tickle party, 360 00:12:27,109 --> 00:12:28,966 but it's about to get real. 361 00:12:28,970 --> 00:12:31,004 You're gonna see blood comin' out of places 362 00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:32,858 you didn't know blood was from. 363 00:12:32,955 --> 00:12:34,363 Tyrannis: Stupe, you're freaking them out. 364 00:12:34,532 --> 00:12:37,033 Stupendous: I should freak them out! That's war! 365 00:12:37,239 --> 00:12:40,357 And all due respect to your suit, I think I should be 366 00:12:40,453 --> 00:12:41,786 at the front lines. 367 00:12:41,882 --> 00:12:43,456 I'm a master of hand-to-hand combat. 368 00:12:43,552 --> 00:12:46,537 I feel like some time over the course of today, 369 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:47,650 we all forgot that. 370 00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:49,061 Tyrannis: If it's so important to you 371 00:12:49,156 --> 00:12:51,106 to be at the front, go ahead. 372 00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:53,145 [Tyrannis and Stupendous yell] 373 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,223 King of the Valley: Ah, hello, hello! 374 00:12:55,244 --> 00:12:57,002 Sorry, I was just washing my hair. 375 00:12:57,232 --> 00:12:58,990 I didn't expect anyone at this hour. 376 00:12:59,086 --> 00:13:01,086 Invaders usually wait until sundown. 377 00:13:01,182 --> 00:13:02,907 Tyrannis: See? Element of surprise. 378 00:13:03,002 --> 00:13:04,519 Stupendous: Don't let your guard down. 379 00:13:04,690 --> 00:13:05,880 King of the Valley: Let me guess-- 380 00:13:05,934 --> 00:13:07,267 you're here to conquer us. 381 00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:09,012 Tyrannis: It's the suit that gave it away, isn't it? 382 00:13:09,108 --> 00:13:10,758 King of the Valley: I mean, it's a great suit. 383 00:13:10,853 --> 00:13:13,520 But seriously, we're the first city on the outskirts 384 00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:15,100 of the Persian empire. 385 00:13:15,196 --> 00:13:16,620 This kind of thing happens all the time. 386 00:13:16,716 --> 00:13:18,364 Stupendous: Where's your army? 387 00:13:18,461 --> 00:13:20,035 King of the Valley: Hmm, at this time of day? Probably napping, 388 00:13:20,282 --> 00:13:21,706 but they wouldn't get involved with this anyway. 389 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,210 Stupendous: They wouldn't get involved with an invasion? 390 00:13:24,307 --> 00:13:25,790 King of the Valley: Oh, if they did, 391 00:13:25,885 --> 00:13:27,310 they'd have no time for their families! 392 00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:30,240 No, I'm serious. This happens all the time. 393 00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:33,154 We don't really care who's in charge. 394 00:13:33,252 --> 00:13:35,494 So, feel free to introduce a new religion. 395 00:13:35,590 --> 00:13:37,239 And, of course, we expect some kind of tax, 396 00:13:37,335 --> 00:13:38,760 so don't worry about that. 397 00:13:38,930 --> 00:13:40,764 Oh, and some conquerors like to impose 398 00:13:40,934 --> 00:13:42,842 their architectural style, 399 00:13:43,014 --> 00:13:45,422 which I think makes the city pretty eclectic, 400 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,760 so, yeah, go for it. 401 00:13:46,855 --> 00:13:48,263 We just ask that you don't kill us. 402 00:13:48,359 --> 00:13:49,617 Tyrannis: I'm down for that. Look at that, Stupe. 403 00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:51,012 It was that easy. 404 00:13:51,106 --> 00:13:52,122 Stupendous: Are you frickin' kidding me? 405 00:13:52,293 --> 00:13:53,684 You know there's gotta be a catch. 406 00:13:53,703 --> 00:13:55,444 Tyrannis: Or maybe my instincts were just right, 407 00:13:55,541 --> 00:13:56,781 like they have been this whole time. 408 00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,043 Is that so hard to believe? 409 00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:00,030 Stupendous: Yes! It's impossible to believe! 410 00:14:00,201 --> 00:14:01,868 Tyrannis: What are you so upset about? 411 00:14:01,963 --> 00:14:03,388 Stupendous: What am I so upset about? 412 00:14:03,484 --> 00:14:05,559 You ruined conquering Persia for me! 413 00:14:05,655 --> 00:14:06,970 Tyrannis: What? But we did it! 414 00:14:07,141 --> 00:14:09,474 Stupendous: No, you did it. This was my dream. 415 00:14:09,646 --> 00:14:11,071 King of the Valley: We get invaded every day, 416 00:14:11,167 --> 00:14:12,725 but we don't see this every day. 417 00:14:12,838 --> 00:14:14,912 Tyrannis: Maybe it was your dream, but you never did it. 418 00:14:15,008 --> 00:14:16,583 That dream was up for grabs. 419 00:14:16,753 --> 00:14:18,328 I think you're just mad because you lost your groove 420 00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:20,741 when your army left you to make birdhouses. 421 00:14:20,855 --> 00:14:22,354 Stupendous: I hate you in that suit! 422 00:14:22,525 --> 00:14:25,192 King of the Valley: Hoo-hoo! That seemed pretty messy, 423 00:14:25,422 --> 00:14:29,199 but we've got a dynamite tub if you want to clean yourself up. 424 00:14:29,373 --> 00:14:31,540 OK, that didn't make much sense, 425 00:14:31,769 --> 00:14:33,043 but you can take a bath. 426 00:14:33,883 --> 00:14:35,507 [Sniffs] Please take a bath. 427 00:14:37,706 --> 00:14:39,448 Barkeep: So, you're new around here, huh? 428 00:14:39,452 --> 00:14:41,561 Stupendous: Yeah. I heard this was a soldiers' bar. 429 00:14:41,566 --> 00:14:43,474 Wanted to come be around my people. 430 00:14:43,478 --> 00:14:45,795 Ohh, look who's up from their naps! 431 00:14:45,967 --> 00:14:47,983 Cheers. You got a new goof-off king. 432 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:49,488 Persian soldier: Hey! You're General Stupendous 433 00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:51,249 of Krapopolis, aren't you? Stupendous: Uh-huh. 434 00:14:51,478 --> 00:14:53,569 I wish we could have met under different circumstances 435 00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:55,166 because you look like good strong guys 436 00:14:55,337 --> 00:14:57,578 who would put up a fight. 437 00:14:57,676 --> 00:14:58,675 [Slurps] 438 00:14:58,770 --> 00:15:00,752 A net? Are you kidding me? 439 00:15:00,923 --> 00:15:02,482 Aah! [Thud] 440 00:15:04,281 --> 00:15:06,022 King of the Valley: King Ty? Your sister is back. 441 00:15:06,177 --> 00:15:07,192 Tyrannis: I don't want to talk to her 442 00:15:07,288 --> 00:15:08,846 unless she's here to apologize. 443 00:15:09,017 --> 00:15:10,366 Does she look sheepish? 444 00:15:10,536 --> 00:15:12,995 King of the Valley: I guess I've seen a sheep in a cage before, 445 00:15:13,226 --> 00:15:14,358 so, yeah, kind of. 446 00:15:14,528 --> 00:15:15,861 Stupendous: I told you there'd be a catch! 447 00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:16,973 I told you it wouldn't be easy! 448 00:15:17,201 --> 00:15:18,533 Tyrannis: What is happening here? 449 00:15:18,704 --> 00:15:20,162 We had a gentleman's agreement about my takeover. 450 00:15:20,224 --> 00:15:21,798 I thought you were conquered all the time. 451 00:15:21,894 --> 00:15:23,211 King of the Valley: If you don't learn something 452 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:24,563 every time you get conquered, 453 00:15:24,717 --> 00:15:26,641 what are you even doing being the guy 454 00:15:26,738 --> 00:15:29,813 who runs the city on the far reaches of the Persian empire? 455 00:15:29,911 --> 00:15:31,077 It's not personal. 456 00:15:31,172 --> 00:15:32,488 Tyrannis: I'm coming, Stupe! 457 00:15:32,584 --> 00:15:33,675 Deliria: Shlub! 458 00:15:33,904 --> 00:15:36,071 I half-expected you to be off on one of your 459 00:15:36,166 --> 00:15:37,349 lost centuries. 460 00:15:37,578 --> 00:15:39,078 Shlub: I owe you an apology. 461 00:15:39,173 --> 00:15:41,006 I wasn't mad about the kink-shame, 462 00:15:41,177 --> 00:15:43,253 which is, of course, the ultimate kink. 463 00:15:43,273 --> 00:15:46,182 I was mad about the turtle and ashamed to admit it. 464 00:15:46,205 --> 00:15:48,205 Deliria: Oh, the turtle meant nothing. 465 00:15:48,434 --> 00:15:51,118 Honestly, it only appealed to me because I thought it was you. 466 00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:54,367 Turtles don't normally talk, and this one really talked like you. 467 00:15:54,464 --> 00:15:55,538 Shlub: Well, that's peculiar. 468 00:15:55,634 --> 00:15:56,966 Deliria: You know, it makes me wonder 469 00:15:57,121 --> 00:15:58,320 if that turtle was someone else 470 00:15:58,381 --> 00:15:59,547 who had visited your wizard. 471 00:15:59,642 --> 00:16:01,883 Ha! Shagging a chair is quite odd. 472 00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:03,388 Shlub: Its legs were very sexy. 473 00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:05,818 And I know how you are, so I expected a challenge. 474 00:16:05,989 --> 00:16:07,230 What did you turn into anyway? 475 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,250 Deliria: Oh, the dowdiest mortal woman. 476 00:16:09,422 --> 00:16:10,737 You should have seen it. 477 00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:12,257 Shlub: Oh, I would have been all over that. 478 00:16:12,428 --> 00:16:13,743 Deliria: I know! 479 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,099 Shlub: Maybe we shouldn't complicate things so much. 480 00:16:16,329 --> 00:16:18,253 Deliria: Or...this was a success. 481 00:16:18,349 --> 00:16:20,608 We wanted to spice things up, and we both felt jealousy 482 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:24,431 for the first time--me for a chair, you for a turtle-- 483 00:16:24,529 --> 00:16:26,512 and I don't know what criteria you use, 484 00:16:26,609 --> 00:16:29,127 but that's pretty spicy to me. 485 00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:30,947 Shlub: You're right. Now, come over here 486 00:16:31,043 --> 00:16:32,193 and let me sit on you. 487 00:16:32,363 --> 00:16:34,196 Scott: Why'd you do it, Hippo? 488 00:16:34,292 --> 00:16:35,958 Hippocampus: I needed a win, OK? 489 00:16:36,054 --> 00:16:38,538 Everyone always expects so much from me, and I keep 490 00:16:38,635 --> 00:16:40,635 churning out inventions that never get used, 491 00:16:40,731 --> 00:16:42,881 and then the minute I can't think of a good idea, 492 00:16:43,053 --> 00:16:45,811 my stupid brother shows up in a confidence suit. 493 00:16:45,909 --> 00:16:48,484 Scott: That's gotta be tough, but I don't know the feeling. 494 00:16:48,656 --> 00:16:50,564 I wish someone would expect something from me. 495 00:16:50,586 --> 00:16:53,404 My father wasn't really around growing up, and I-- 496 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:54,850 Hippocampus: I've got to stop you. 497 00:16:55,079 --> 00:16:56,745 I didn't even know you were a palace guard until today. 498 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,749 I can't pretend we have this kind of relationship. 499 00:16:58,844 --> 00:17:00,844 We should probably just grab a couple of mops 500 00:17:00,942 --> 00:17:02,182 and clean this up. 501 00:17:02,277 --> 00:17:03,535 Scott: If you're so hard up for ideas, 502 00:17:03,764 --> 00:17:06,040 why not invent something that cleans up moth guts? 503 00:17:06,212 --> 00:17:08,528 Hippocampus: That's not a bad idea! 504 00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:10,884 Thank you... 505 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,888 Scott: Scott! My name is Scott! 506 00:17:13,118 --> 00:17:14,133 I'm a palace guard! 507 00:17:14,229 --> 00:17:17,288 Why do you guys never remember me?! 508 00:17:17,385 --> 00:17:18,626 Tyrannis: What is going on here? 509 00:17:18,721 --> 00:17:20,071 Stupendous: They had a strategy, Ty, 510 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:21,574 which we should have had, which I did have. 511 00:17:21,803 --> 00:17:23,394 Timon: And she was properly wary of Barfus and me. 512 00:17:23,565 --> 00:17:25,565 Tyrannis: What? Why would anyone be wary of you guys? 513 00:17:25,661 --> 00:17:27,978 Barfus: Because we're spies, ya nimrod. 514 00:17:28,074 --> 00:17:29,165 Stupendous: Of course they are. 515 00:17:29,411 --> 00:17:30,486 Tyrannis: But Timon is a dentist. 516 00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:32,079 He talks about it all the time. 517 00:17:32,175 --> 00:17:33,508 Timon: There's no such thing as a dentist! 518 00:17:33,662 --> 00:17:35,086 Why would anyone clean a tooth? 519 00:17:35,181 --> 00:17:37,757 It's just gonna get more food on it the next time you eat. 520 00:17:37,929 --> 00:17:39,613 Tyrannis: But you put your hands in all of our mouths. 521 00:17:39,842 --> 00:17:42,343 Barfus: You have no idea how many times I wanted to tell you 522 00:17:42,439 --> 00:17:44,272 I thought you was right and Ty was wrong, 523 00:17:44,294 --> 00:17:45,684 but part of being a spy 524 00:17:45,855 --> 00:17:48,189 is keeping that sort of thing to yourself. 525 00:17:48,361 --> 00:17:49,969 Stupendous: I appreciate that, Barfus. 526 00:17:50,198 --> 00:17:51,697 King of the Valley: First of all, I want to thank you guys 527 00:17:51,793 --> 00:17:53,959 for this opportunity to make some demands 528 00:17:54,056 --> 00:17:56,222 on another kingdom for a change. 529 00:17:56,394 --> 00:17:57,894 It's super refreshing! 530 00:17:57,990 --> 00:17:59,714 Tyrannis: Can't you just break out of that cage? 531 00:17:59,810 --> 00:18:01,885 Stupendous: Maybe, if you'd apologize. 532 00:18:02,057 --> 00:18:03,239 Tyrannis: I'm sorry, OK? You were right. 533 00:18:03,484 --> 00:18:04,983 Stupendous: Thank you! Now, of course I can 534 00:18:05,154 --> 00:18:06,563 break out of this cage, 535 00:18:06,658 --> 00:18:09,084 but I'm not gonna just take on these guys on my own. 536 00:18:09,181 --> 00:18:10,830 I was right, but I'm not stupid. 537 00:18:10,926 --> 00:18:13,334 You got us into this, you gotta get us out. 538 00:18:13,431 --> 00:18:14,597 Tyrannis: What are the demands? 539 00:18:14,692 --> 00:18:16,250 King of the Valley: Immediate retreat, 540 00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:17,436 and we get control of the mountain pass 541 00:18:17,532 --> 00:18:18,756 you took to get in here. 542 00:18:18,851 --> 00:18:20,368 Stupendous: Make him give up that suit. 543 00:18:20,521 --> 00:18:21,762 King of the Valley: All right, I don't care. 544 00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:23,375 Stupendous: Oh, and make him say, 545 00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:25,528 "I'm a silly king who didn't know what I was doing 546 00:18:25,624 --> 00:18:27,290 and got in over my head." 547 00:18:27,445 --> 00:18:28,627 Tyrannis: Seriously, Stupe? Why don't you tell us 548 00:18:28,798 --> 00:18:30,448 how you let yourself get captured? 549 00:18:30,468 --> 00:18:31,726 I'm sure there wasn't any silliness there. 550 00:18:31,954 --> 00:18:33,545 Persian Soldier: She was drinking in our bar. 551 00:18:33,716 --> 00:18:35,458 Persian Soldier 2: We were gonna go and get her after, 552 00:18:35,553 --> 00:18:37,404 but then there she was, just sitting there in our bar. 553 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,075 Persian soldier 1: Our Persian soldier bar! 554 00:18:39,304 --> 00:18:40,470 Persian Soldier 2: So, we were like, 555 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,063 "Should we just bust out the net?" 556 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,826 Stupendous: OK, OK. Truce. 557 00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:45,813 King of the Valley: So...you guys good? 558 00:18:45,909 --> 00:18:48,743 - Hmm? - Um, yeah... 559 00:18:48,841 --> 00:18:51,675 King of the Valley: I love it! I'm gonna dine out on this story 560 00:18:51,772 --> 00:18:52,771 for a long time. 561 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,109 Soldier: Aah! 562 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:57,021 Tyrannis: Well, that was a bust. 563 00:18:57,118 --> 00:18:59,118 Stupendous: Yeah, but can I be honest? 564 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:00,696 I kind of do like suit you. 565 00:19:00,792 --> 00:19:02,441 I was in a rut, and you gave me something 566 00:19:02,463 --> 00:19:03,611 to be excited about again. 567 00:19:03,781 --> 00:19:05,447 Tyrannis: Thank you for saying that. 568 00:19:05,543 --> 00:19:08,027 Honestly, I got so wrapped up in finally getting respect. 569 00:19:08,123 --> 00:19:09,307 At least we got off easy. 570 00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:10,977 Stupendous: Sure. What could the Persians do 571 00:19:11,206 --> 00:19:14,040 with control of the only known overland pass to Krapopolis 572 00:19:14,136 --> 00:19:16,154 and the knowledge of when and how to cross it? 573 00:19:16,326 --> 00:19:17,975 Tyrannis: Let's call that a tomorrow problem. 574 00:19:17,996 --> 00:19:20,145 Bard: Ooh, what kind of song would you like for this? 575 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,500 An inspirational dirge? 576 00:19:21,729 --> 00:19:23,653 - Go to hell, Bard! - Give it a rest, Bard. 577 00:19:23,749 --> 00:19:24,823 Tyrannis: You know who I miss? 578 00:19:24,844 --> 00:19:26,511 Stupendous: That guy we yell at, yeah. 579 00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:28,664 Tyrannis: Uh, what's his name? S... 580 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:31,427 - Scooter. - No. Scoo--Ska--Ska? 581 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:32,933 Ska! Skaa...n. 582 00:19:33,028 --> 00:19:35,403 Stupendous: Ugh! why did I think it would be a good idea 583 00:19:35,534 --> 00:19:36,758 to do this in the dark? 584 00:19:36,853 --> 00:19:38,111 Tyrannis: Is that snow? Is it snowing? 585 00:19:38,281 --> 00:19:39,688 Soldier: What? Soldiers: Ohh... 586 00:19:39,784 --> 00:19:41,267 Tyrannis: Everybody, find your buddies and hold on. 587 00:19:41,362 --> 00:19:42,528 We can do this! 588 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,031 Joshua: My buddy is a goat. Is that OK? 589 00:19:44,201 --> 00:19:46,052 Stupendous: When we retaliate, let's send Joshua 590 00:19:46,282 --> 00:19:47,390 to the front line. 591 00:19:47,542 --> 00:19:49,208 Tyrannis: I was thinking exactly the same thing. 592 00:19:49,305 --> 00:19:52,565 Stupendous: Anybody can be Skaan! 593 00:19:52,796 --> 00:19:54,128 Tyrannis and Stupendous: Ha ha ha! 594 00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:57,742 Joshua: They're gonna find out nobody laughs at Joshua. 595 00:19:57,915 --> 00:20:00,624 Heh heh heh! 596 00:20:01,164 --> 00:20:02,547 Joshua! 597 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,098 Chira: So, did the suit not work out? 598 00:20:07,327 --> 00:20:08,493 Tyrannis: No, it did. 599 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,939 I conquered Persia, but then I realized I didn't have 600 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,502 to wear a different outfit to be myself. 601 00:20:13,598 --> 00:20:15,282 Chira: Well, if everyone has that realization, 602 00:20:15,453 --> 00:20:17,027 I'll be out of a job. 603 00:20:17,123 --> 00:20:18,438 [Laughter] 604 00:20:18,534 --> 00:20:20,518 Also, sounds like a pretty incomplete version 605 00:20:20,613 --> 00:20:22,372 of the story, but I know what you're saying. 606 00:20:22,469 --> 00:20:24,952 Sometimes I feel like I can't really be myself. 607 00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,866 Take my dead husband. He took an arrow 608 00:20:27,036 --> 00:20:28,719 through the ear hole in Mycenae. 609 00:20:28,890 --> 00:20:32,466 I toyed with the idea of selling a hat that looked like that, 610 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,323 with an arrow through your head, 611 00:20:34,553 --> 00:20:36,144 but who's gonna buy something fun like that 612 00:20:36,281 --> 00:20:37,164 from a war widow? 613 00:20:37,392 --> 00:20:38,574 People got no sense of humor. 614 00:20:38,744 --> 00:20:40,002 Tyrannis: Well, I think it's pretty funny. 615 00:20:40,231 --> 00:20:42,990 Don't doubt yourself. Chira: I appreciate that. 616 00:20:43,163 --> 00:20:44,328 Scott: Turn her back! 617 00:20:44,424 --> 00:20:45,682 Wizard: I have professional integrity. 618 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:48,002 I'm not gonna undo any spell unless-- 619 00:20:48,098 --> 00:20:49,505 Scott: Turn her back! 620 00:20:49,601 --> 00:20:50,508 Miriam, as the chair: Oh, for God's sakes. 621 00:20:50,603 --> 00:20:51,677 Wizard, it's OK. 622 00:20:51,773 --> 00:20:53,440 Wizard: [Sighs] Zap. 623 00:20:53,610 --> 00:20:54,868 Miriam: There, Scott. Ya happy now? 624 00:20:55,096 --> 00:20:57,280 I mean, we just started sleeping together, and you're 625 00:20:57,377 --> 00:20:58,784 already pulling this? 626 00:20:58,939 --> 00:21:01,197 Scott: Everything was going great until this wizard-- 627 00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:03,277 Wizard: Hey! Don't blame me for your problems. 628 00:21:03,372 --> 00:21:05,390 I'm just an immigrant from the North trying to make a living 629 00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:06,969 for my wizlands! 630 00:21:07,064 --> 00:21:08,956 Miriam: Look, Scott, if you want to be with me, you have 631 00:21:09,069 --> 00:21:12,629 to understand that sometimes I like to be a sexy chair. 632 00:21:12,726 --> 00:21:14,301 Scott: I'm fine with that! 633 00:21:14,396 --> 00:21:16,989 But just sometimes, can you want to be 634 00:21:17,086 --> 00:21:20,312 a sexy chair with me? 635 00:21:20,335 --> 00:21:21,450 Miriam: Mm! 636 00:21:21,504 --> 00:21:22,836 Wizard: I hate these slip-trip... 637 00:21:22,932 --> 00:21:26,158 [Bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep] 638 00:21:26,256 --> 00:21:27,255 flappers. 639 00:21:27,350 --> 00:21:28,499 Oh, hey, Paizo. 640 00:21:28,669 --> 00:21:31,169 Miriam: You taste so good. 641 00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:32,784 Man: Did you get any of that? 642 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,666 - Bento. 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