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Deadly dinos, laser beams
Putrid plants, cool machines
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Hottie planets, moody moons
Strange sights, big booms
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Experiments that make you hurl
Visitors from other worlds
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Earth's core, stinky space
The future of the human race
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Science that did not go right
Things to keep you up at night
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Biology with stings and fangs
Chemistry that stinks and bangs
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Freaky physics, we do that
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Quantum gravity
What's that?!
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Weird and gross stuff
you should know
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Welcome to
The Horrible Science Show. #
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Coming soon, the totally wicked story
of Gravity.
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Once upon a time,
long before Elphaba and Glinda,
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{\an8}an apple fell on
Sir Isaac Newton's head.
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{\an8}OK, so an apple never
actually fell on my head.
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I was just trying to
explain gravity,
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and I used an apple falling
as an example.
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OK, but you were the first person
to understand
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how gravity works, though, right?
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You bet I was! I am...
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I am the OG...E -
the Original Gravity Explainer.
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All right, enough chitchat. Hit it!
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Something every object has
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Big or small, it's still the case
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This is a force that works
on Earth, the Moon
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And throughout space
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A force we call non-contact
that keeps us on the ground
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It is a force that I am proud
to say I found
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So here am I
Describing gravity
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So don't you try
Denying gravity
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The force that pulls stuff down. #
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Let gravity pull you
to ancient Italy,
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to meet popular astronomer Galileo,
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{\an8}who dropped cannonballs off a tower
not just for LOLs,
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but to find out if heavier objects
fell faster than lighter ones.
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Look out below!
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Dropping stuff
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I'm going to be dro-o-pping stuff
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To measure the speed it falls
All my cannonballs
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Will land at the same time
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SOMEONE SCREAMS
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Cos they all accelerate
the exact same rate
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Everything will hit the ground
when I'm dropping stuff
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I really like
dro-o-pping stuff... #
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What was that?!
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Gonna prove to you all
That the speed things fall
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If their mass is high or low
is the same
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SCREAMS
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Just make sure you check
before you throw. #
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GROAN
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He really should have moved.
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It's the musical
that's out of this world -
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literally, because gravity affects
everything in the universe,
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including the Earth and the Moon.
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{\an8}BOTH: Floating
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{\an8}People think that we're just
floating up in space... #
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That's lies!
The whole thing!
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Let's just say it's gravity
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I stay here
cos Earth is pulling me
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And without the Sun's huge gravity
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We'd simply both be floating
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And because of gravitation
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He makes tides
I'm a sensation
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BOTH: And this force is strong
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Cos the pull of gravity's so great
We stick near our planetary mates
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Without it, we'd be
Floating, floating
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Through space all day long. #
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Forcing its way into theatres
this fall - Gravity: The Musical.
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So if you wish to see it,
chuck something in the sky! #
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Carefully.
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What goes up must come down
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But first, it can travel up
pretty hi-i-igh
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Oh, we're describing gravity
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Who knew that I was
describing gravity
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Cos as mass pulls things down
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Oh-oh-ho! #
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Ow!
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Ruined my last note!
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Greetings, Earthlets. I am Pipette,
and welcome to my planet, Quark.
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It's like Earth, but the rivers are
orange and the trees are angry.
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TREE ROARS
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Ugh, see?
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And it's not burning rocks
that come out of our volcanoes.
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VOLCANO PASSES WIND
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We have fart-canoes!
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PIPETTE SNIFFS LOUDLY
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Mmm, lovely.
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We've got loads of good stuff here,
but we're a bit short of geniuses -
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you know, like that Newton guy.
He makes science look easy, don't he?
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I wonder what would happen
if we made it harder for him.
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PIPETTE LAUGHS
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{\an8}Science at speed
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{\an8}Science at speed. #
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Today on Science at Speed,
I shall be explaining in simple,
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{\an8}easy to understand terms
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{\an8}gravity. Hit it!
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Oh, we're going backwards!
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HE SCREAMS
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Gravity is the invisible force
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that... What's happening?
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SCREAMING: That pulls every object
in the universe towards each other!
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INDISTINCT SCREAMING
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Gravity is much stronger
the bigger the object!
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HE SCREAMS
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SCREAMING: The force of gravity...!
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Ahaha!
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..is much stronger
on the Earth than on the Moon
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because the Moon is smaller!
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INDISTINCT SCREAMING
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I'm trembling in my eyes!
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If there was no gravity,
you would float!
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It's why things fall down
to the ground,
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a bit like I am right now.
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It's because they're being
pulled down - I'm going to be sick -
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by the gravity of the planet
below them.
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We're upside down,
and this is gravit-A-A-A-AH!
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The weaker the gravity,
the higher you can jump,
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because the...
Oh, it doesn't matter.
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HE EXHALES SHARPLY
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I think I handled that quite well.
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{\an8}Science at speed. #
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Stinky Space!
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Oh...
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I'm never going to win
Nasa's Got Talent...
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Director Lamont!
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You can't outrun me, Leslie.
I'm sorry. He pushed his way in.
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Out of my way, Leslie.
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I'm here to sign up. What?
Show me the forms.
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Yes.
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"Name"? The Moon.
"Occupation"? Moon.
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"Address"? Moon, I guess...
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What exactly are you applying for?
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Because if it's to be an astronaut,
you wouldn't fit in the rocket.
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Astronaut?
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MOON LAUGHS
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Ridiculous.
No, I want to be a planet.
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SHE LAUGHS
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A planet? You can't.
You're the Moon.
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But... I'm big and round,
and I float in space.
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Sounds pretty planetary to me.
It's not that simple.
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There are rules to follow.
Oh, great. Let's hear them.
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You have to be big enough
to generate the gravity
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needed to force yourself
into a spherical shape.
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Tick. That's just one of the rules.
Thank you, Leslie.
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Leslie, I never liked you...
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But...? No, I've finished.
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You also have to be big enough
that your gravity is strong enough
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to capture smaller objects
in the same orbit of the Sun,
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or push them out of your way.
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Sorry, is that golf ball
supposed to be me?
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Rude! I look way more handsome.
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In your case, it's the Earth
that attracts everything
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because the Earth is way bigger
than you are. Oh...
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So you fail that test. Bad luck.
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Talk to the dark side, Leslie. Whoa!
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You also fail the third test -
you have to orbit a star.
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Well, I orbit the Sun.
That's a star.
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No, you orbit the Earth,
and the Earth orbits the Sun.
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Wait, so I can't be a planet
whilst I'm orbiting the Earth?
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'Fraid not.
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Fine. That's it. I'm leaving orbit.
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Moon, you can't leave. Shh.
Don't make it harder than it is.
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No, you physically can't leave.
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You're stuck in the Earth's
gravitational pull.
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Oh, well, actually, I think
you'll find we've been
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drifting apart for years.
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Tell her, Leslie.
Actually, he's right.
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The Moon is moving away
from the Earth
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at around four centimetres a year.
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So, goodbye forever. Here I go!
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Four whole centimetres, baby.
Is that it?
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Yeah. Four centimetres a year?
He's going to be here forever.
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Well, I don't know about that...
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Leslie, we're going to lunch.
No, wait, because...
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No, I'm going to move again in
a year, and you're going to miss it.
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Didn't want to be a planet anyway.
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{\an8}You're on! Hi, this is Hrffglerb
with the Blerb,
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live on Mars with
the latest Mars news,
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and usslawz, have I got a big story
for you.
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It's a disaster that threatens
to blight the beauty
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of our awesome Red Planet -
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the dry lakes, stunning polar caps,
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and above all, the mighty volcano
Olympus Mons,
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over two-and-a-half times as high
as Earth's Mount Everest.
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Or, as I like to call it,
Tiny Hill Everest.
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HE LAUGHS
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It looks amazing, but something is
spoiling our beautiful environment.
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Littering. It's got so bad that
a couple of Martian heroes,
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Glunko and Jurrrrrrr, have started
a campaign to clean up the planet.
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Since 1971, humans
have been sending
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unmanned expeditions to Mars
and then just leaving stuff here!
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Ow!
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This space trash gets right up
my gezurnumpletz.
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Seriously. They've sent
a load of these robots to Mars,
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and only two of them still work.
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Don't get us wrong,
the two that work are flergpag!
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Oh, flerky flergpag.
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The Perseverance rover
used to be my favourite.
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Then the Curiosity rover sang
Happy Birthday to itself.
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Oh, it's cute-a-tujibum!
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But, you know, besides those two,
there are 20 broken robots
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that they fly-tipped on Mars...
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21. Get the broom, lad,
there's another one!
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And, yeah, we've heard the excuses.
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"Oh, it's not our fault.
It crash-landed on the surface."
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"It wasn't broken when it left us.
It must have got damaged on entry."
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"We'll defo pick it up later."
Oh, sure.
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You'll turn up on Mars with a bin
liner to collect your robot trash.
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Oh, don't make us polongagraf.
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That is a special Martian word
for laughing so much
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that a tiny bit of cleeschweep
comes out.
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Oh, sure. We get that humans
want to collect important
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information about Mars...
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No! I am doing an interview for
the telly. Go... Go play with this.
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Whe-e-e-e-e!
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Look, we're not trying
to put visitors off.
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We're just saying that
if you're going to visit Mars,
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clean up after yourself.
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Oh, quick, everyone!
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Curiosity's about to take
another photo! Hide!
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Humans think Mars is uninhabited.
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This is Hrffglerb with the Blerb,
live on Mars.
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Get down! Oops! Sorry.
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Freaky Physics!
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{\an8}This year, we're bringing you winter
sports in summer with added friction.
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{\an8}Yes, friction, the force
that slows or stops movement
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{\an8}when two surfaces are touching.
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{\an8}Of course, in winter sports in
winter, there's barely any friction
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{\an8}because ice is super slippery
and smooth.
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{\an8}But where's the fun in that?
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{\an8}But doing these sports in summer
will bring you less ice
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{\an8}and more friction between the skis,
the ground and between the teams.
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{\an8}Smooth ice and snow?
That's "snow good".
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{\an8}We've replaced them with
rough surfaces like tarmac,
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{\an8}which creates friction
when it rubs against the skis
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{\an8}and creates a race that is entirely
in slow motion.
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{\an8}CHEERING
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{\an8}Really struggling.
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{\an8}Smooth skiing is for losers.
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{\an8}Curling!
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{\an8}You've seen it on ice,
but what about on concrete?
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{\an8}Get that brush ready for the rush!
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{\an8}The friction will seize
your imagination...
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{\an8}It's not moved!
244
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{\an8}..and also the curling stone!
245
00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:34,840
{\an8}This is terrible!
246
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,400
{\an8}Bobsleigh!
247
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,080
{\an8}With winter sports in summer,
248
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{\an8}it's not just the competitors
that have grit -
249
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{\an8}the course does, too!
250
00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:45,760
{\an8}Whoopsie!
251
00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,240
{\an8}Ice dancing!
252
00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:52,120
{\an8}Grace, poise, almost complete lack
of movement.
253
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{\an8}Feel the force of friction rubbing
between the gravel and those skates
254
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{\an8}and stopping them
from sliding at all.
255
00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:01,600
{\an8}SHE SCREAMS, HE GASPS
256
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,480
{\an8}Majestic!
257
00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:04,960
{\an8}Ski jump!
258
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:09,040
{\an8}And here's the most dangerous,
death-defying winter sport of all,
259
00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:12,280
{\an8}in summer, with added friction.
260
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{\an8}ANNOUNCER: Three centimetres.
261
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{\an8}CROWD GROANS
262
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{\an8}Yes! PB!
263
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Join us for the thrills of
winter sports in summer,
264
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with added friction
for action that is gripping.
265
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,400
Frightening Light!
266
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:29,200
Oi, oi! It's me, the Sun!
267
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:33,200
Now, obviously,
I think light is a-mazing,
268
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,680
but yous lot have taken it
to the next level.
269
00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:39,400
You've even figured out how
to make it work for you in machines,
270
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,000
like with lasers.
271
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000
I'm actually about to have
a laser tag party
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for my 4.6 billionth birthday.
273
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:48,480
LASER ZAPS
Oi, Saturn! We haven't started yet!
274
00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:49,640
Sorry!
275
00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:50,880
SUN SIGHS
276
00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:55,000
Evil Plan One - use an extremely
powerful laser to get my way.
277
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,680
Maybe not all ten sleep darts
next time, Alan.
278
00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:59,040
I can't wait this long
for her to wake up.
279
00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,800
I've got Pilates in 20 minutes.
280
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,520
I'm... I'm sorry, Dr Big Brain.
281
00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:05,320
I AM awake, Dr So Lame.
282
00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:08,160
It's Big Brain, Agent Goody.
283
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:12,800
Now, allow me to show you my
new toy. It's an industrial laser.
284
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:16,200
It emits an extraordinary light
not found in nature.
285
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:20,480
You know, these lasers
have many uses.
286
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,880
Alan! The diagrams!
287
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:24,600
Eye surgery, diamond cutting.
288
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:28,240
You see one every time you scan
a barcode at the supermarket.
289
00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,280
But today, its purpose...
290
00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,280
..is death.
291
00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,280
BELL TOLLS
292
00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:35,880
Time to die!
293
00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:35,880
HE CACKLES
294
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,200
Really? And who are you
planning on killing?
295
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,160
I might have known.
The word "laser" means
296
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:46,760
{\an8}Light Amplification
by Stimulated Emission of Radiation.
297
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,440
I can see why you shortened it.
Shush.
298
00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:51,000
ROBOTIC VOICE: Low battery.
299
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,840
Oh, you're kidding me.
300
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,960
OK, who forgot to charge the laser?
301
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,400
Alan?
302
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,560
Take a walk with me, Alan.
303
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:03,280
Don't worry, I'm not cross.
304
00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,520
I just want you to have
a look at the pit with
305
00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:07,280
deadly spikes in it, over here.
306
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,280
SCREAMING: Oh, yeah, it's ni-i-ice!
307
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,480
It's so sad!
308
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:14,600
I don't think I'll ever
get over his death.
309
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:17,120
Steve, congratulations on
your sudden promotion
310
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,480
to Chief Hench-person.
311
00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:21,600
Agent Goody, time for me
to unnecessarily explain
312
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,240
how I'm going to kill you.
313
00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:26,720
You see, ordinary light from
a light bulb is made up of
314
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,320
all the colours of the rainbow.
315
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:31,520
But these light beams are all
flying in different directions,
316
00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:32,760
totally harmless.
317
00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,760
However, if you take just
one of these colours,
318
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,440
focus it and direct it
at one thing, then...
319
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,080
You get a stronger beam of light.
320
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,800
Exactly. But please don't
interrupt my speech.
321
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,720
We use a special bulb,
mirrors and a ruby
322
00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:49,080
to concentrate it into
a very powerful beam of light.
323
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:52,080
This light beam gets stronger
and stronger until...
324
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,360
A laser beam emerges.
..a laser beam...
325
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:54,600
Seriously, Steve?
326
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,720
What did I just say
about interrupting me?
327
00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,440
I'm sorry. You were just
taking a long time.
328
00:15:58,440 --> 00:15:59,680
I thought you needed help.
329
00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:04,720
Take a walk with me, Steve.
Oh, no, don't worry. I'm not cross.
330
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:07,120
I just need to have
a quiet word with you
331
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:09,200
by the evil robot monkey cage. Sure.
332
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,240
In you go!
333
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,400
Oh, oh, oh...!
334
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:16,360
So sad. I don't think
I'll ever get over his death.
335
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,160
Now, where were we?
ROBOTIC VOICE: Battery charged.
336
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,240
Oh, yes. You're going to die.
337
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:23,720
HE CACKLES MANIACALLY
338
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:29,480
ROBOTIC VOICE: Trousers. 9.99.
What?
339
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:32,520
Martin, can you come here, please?
340
00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:34,920
This isn't my high-powered
death laser.
341
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,360
It's a barcode reader.
342
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:37,440
Sorry, boss.
343
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,480
I think there was a mix-up
with the deliveries or something.
344
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:42,360
A mix-up? But that would mean
if we've got this
345
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:46,000
shop barcode machine,
then my death laser would be in...
346
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,480
Excuse me? How much is
this bag of oranges?
347
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,200
Let me check.
348
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,680
ELECTRONIC WHIRRING
349
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,840
EXPLOSION
350
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,440
Take a walk with me, Martin.
351
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,680
Agent Goody, out.
352
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:06,760
PIPETTE LAUGHS
353
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:12,160
Horribly Scientific Movies
presents a terrifying tale
354
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:15,480
of heartbreakingly handsome vampires
on holiday.
355
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,280
Oh!
356
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,960
Wow. You have, like, zero bed hair.
357
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,200
Yeah. Thanks, man.
358
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,880
Got to brush my fangs, though.
359
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,480
Bad case of coffin breath!
360
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,360
Ja. Er, can I borrow
your toothpaste?
361
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:30,160
Yeah, sure. Look, your hairdryer's
in with me for some reason.
362
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,920
There better be a yoga studio
somewhere nearby!
363
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:36,440
Two eternal friends
taking time to unwind
364
00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,760
and avoid deadly sunlight.
365
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:41,960
Such a sick idea, coming to a town
in the Arctic Circle, man.
366
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,160
I know, right?
367
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,640
Where we are now, here,
near the North Pole,
368
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,480
thanks to the tilt of the Earth,
369
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,680
there is no sunlight from October
370
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,440
all the way to early March.
371
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,360
That's like six straight months
372
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,640
of total darkness!
Yas!
373
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:56,840
We can hunt humans
374
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:59,560
to our dark heart's content
all winter,
375
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,800
and there's nothing
they can do about it.
376
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,440
Ja! How does my hair look?
377
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:04,960
Gorgeous. I know.
378
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,560
Let's show
the North Pole how to party.
379
00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:08,960
Karaoke bar? Don't mind if I do.
380
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,560
DOOR CREAKS OPEN
381
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:11,920
Argh! Argh!
382
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:14,200
Sunlight! Are you sure
we're in the right place?
383
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,200
What flights did you buy?
I don't know.
384
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:19,480
I'm 700 years old. I'm not great
with booking stuff online.
385
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,880
Oh, yeah, no, you've done
the South Pole, not the North Pole.
386
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,440
That's bad.
387
00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:26,880
At the South Pole, there's constant
sunlight for six months!
388
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:29,760
Oh, no! No darkness whatsoever.
389
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,600
I'm turning to dust.
390
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:35,280
Yet you still look fantastic.
I know.
391
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,840
Six Months of Constant Sunlight,
392
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:40,120
the shortest vampire
movie ever made.
393
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:43,200
Deadly Dinosaurs.
394
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,600
I think it's safe to say
395
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,680
those vampires weren't having
a fang-tastic holiday!
396
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:48,960
Aha!
397
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:52,080
Anyway, I'm more interested
in dinosaurs.
398
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,560
We chickens
are actually their distant cousins,
399
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,920
and I think we have a lot in common,
400
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,880
especially with the T-Rex.
401
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:02,200
We both have fearsome faces,
strong scaly legs
402
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,040
and a terrifying roar.
403
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:06,200
Check this out.
404
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:06,200
CHICKEN SQUAWKS
405
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:09,920
Oh, that sometimes does happen
if I really go for it!
406
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,720
Let me just move that.
407
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:12,960
Oh, come on!
408
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,120
INTERCOM BUZZES
409
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,880
Hi, Doctor.
There's a dinosaur here.
410
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:21,840
Martin! Mr Lewis may be elderly
and a little set in his ways,
411
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,920
but please don't call him
a dinosaur.
412
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:27,600
DISTANT RUMBLING
413
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,480
DEEP ROAR
414
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:32,560
CRASHING
415
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:35,760
FIERCE ROAR
416
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,600
IN REGULAR VOICE: Sorry!
Stubbed my toe.
417
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,160
Hang on, let me just get the door.
418
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,640
Ooh, ooh!
419
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,600
GLASS SMASHING
420
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,520
Don't worry about that.
421
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,320
Just use the old head.
422
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,080
Happens all the time.
423
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:52,120
So, Mr T-Rex... Mm-hm.
What does the T stand for?
424
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:55,160
Is it Terrence?
Tyrannosaurus. Tyrannosaurus Rex.
425
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,200
It means...
426
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,200
IN FIERCE VOICE: ..the tyrant
lizard king!
427
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:02,480
FIERCE ROAR
428
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,960
IN NORMAL VOICE: But call me T-Rex.
Everyone does.
429
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,040
So, we've got
your health check back,
430
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,600
and everything looks fine.
431
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,400
Oh, that's great news, Doctor!
432
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,960
Yep, yep, you're a good size. Mmm.
433
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,680
1.5m taller than
a double decker bus.
434
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,160
Oh, that does explain
why they never let me on!
435
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:21,280
And you've got great teeth -
60 of them, all about 20cm long.
436
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,240
Flossing is a minefield.
437
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:27,760
Your bite strength is great,
13 times more powerful than a lion.
438
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,520
FIERCE ROAR
439
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,640
LAUGHS: In your faces, lions!
440
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:35,440
Oh, there was one thing
I did want to ask.
441
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:38,880
Go for it. So, obviously, I'm, like,
a giant killing machine
442
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,920
with massive, powerful legs and
huge teeth.
443
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,440
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
444
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:46,520
What's going on with my arms?
445
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,680
It's just a quirk of evolution.
Yeah.
446
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:52,320
No, but normally things evolve
because they're super useful.
447
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,520
I mean, what are these for?
448
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:58,760
Well, one theory is that they're good
for cuddling other T-rexes.
449
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,720
Ahhh!
I do give great hugs.
450
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:01,880
Another is that they're good
451
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,120
for slashing other T-rexes
in close combat.
452
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:06,400
Oh. Grr!
453
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,480
Yeah, that works.
454
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:10,680
Although I'd favour using your teeth
for most battles if I were you.
455
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,000
Well, thanks for the help.
456
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,480
Nice to know these arms
are going to come in handy!
457
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,240
HE CHORTLES
458
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:18,720
I'll let myself out.
459
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,080
Oh, no!
460
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,320
CRASHING
461
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,320
See you next time.
462
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,040
Would you like me to get it?
463
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:25,760
Ah, no, I can reach it.
464
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,160
Martin, please cancel my 2.15.
465
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:30,320
We could be here a while.
466
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,840
Oh, come on!
467
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:36,960
I can't believe how big dinosaurs
are on your planet.
468
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,920
Our T-rexes are the size of
a rabbit.
469
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,840
Oh, there's one now.
470
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:42,880
SWALLOWING
471
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:46,800
Oh, he's been swallowed
by a squirrel.
472
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,560
Of course, on Planet Quark,
squirrels are the size of bears.
473
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,600
Well, I guess things
evolve differently
474
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:52,880
in different places, huh?
475
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,520
GROWLING
476
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,520
Nice squirrel!
477
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,920
I've got a nasty feeling
in my nurbles
478
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,440
that thing thinks I've evolved
from a nut!
479
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:01,800
FIERCE ROARING
480
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,680
See ya!
481
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:07,200
You just evolve with it,
but it will take some time
482
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,840
And you'll upgrade
and then change
483
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:12,400
Don't let any problem
get in your way
484
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:19,160
Or you'll find yourself
put on displa-a-a-a-ay
485
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:23,240
Giraffes grew longer necks,
the highest leaves to get
486
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:27,360
Chameleon's skin blends them in
so they'll keep on living
487
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:31,080
You could grow some wings
and then you could fly
488
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:35,000
Or even coat your body
in slippery slime
489
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:41,120
I think a bigger butt
would do me fi-i-ine
490
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:47,000
The road to evolution sure is slow
491
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,320
It's slow, it's slow, so slow
492
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:54,760
Generations adapt as they go
493
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:57,920
They go, they go, they go
494
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:02,720
Environments change -
don't get left behind
495
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,720
Behind, beh... #
Do I have to sing it three times?
496
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:09,240
The best features get inherited
497
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:12,920
And the others, they go bye-bye
498
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,480
So just evolve with it
499
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,680
And pick the greatest mate
500
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,680
And then you keep on giving birth
501
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:23,480
Until your descendants
inherit the Earth
502
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:28,920
It's the reason
we're still here toda-a-a-ay
503
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:35,200
Bacteria started
billions of years ago
504
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:38,400
Ago, ago, ago
505
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:42,840
The more successful strains
began to grow
506
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:46,440
To grow, to gro... #
Yeah, I think they get it.
507
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:50,800
Complex organisms joined the flow
508
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:54,040
The... #
I mean, I'm adding nothing here.
509
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,520
Take a look at your family tree
510
00:23:56,520 --> 00:24:01,240
There'll be some ape men in there,
you know! #
511
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,720
No offence.
512
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,680
Cos you've evolved with it
513
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,720
You've gained a bigger brain
514
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,600
Lost body hair and you've dared
515
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:11,600
To stand up and walk on two feet,
oh, yeah
516
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:16,040
You are natural selection
all the wa-a-ay
517
00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:22,080
But that is not the end,
it's a process, my friend
518
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:26,360
Animals change, change again
or they will not remain
519
00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:30,200
Seals grew some blubber
and kept in the heat
520
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,920
Bees vomited nectar
and made honey
521
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:39,040
And, yes, a bigger butt
is good for me. #
522
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,360
Oh, I think you've got a nice butt.
523
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:42,480
Thanks!
524
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:48,000
Wait one second!
The boss...
525
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,440
I can't see what these words say.
526
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,800
Ah, I've got hair in my mouth!
527
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,480
Weird and gross stuff
you now know
528
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,840
Hope you enjoyed
529
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:03,920
The Horrible Science Show! #
530
00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:08,520
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