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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:55,957 --> 00:00:58,191 The Overworld, 2 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:01,128 the biggest sandbox in the universe, 3 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:03,865 is full of epic tales. 4 00:01:03,898 --> 00:01:06,534 Millions and billions of them. 5 00:01:07,134 --> 00:01:08,636 Well, guess what? 6 00:01:08,670 --> 00:01:11,539 This one is all mine. 7 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:22,215 My name is Steve. 8 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:25,485 And as a child, I yearned for the mines. 9 00:01:30,725 --> 00:01:32,594 But it didn't really work out. 10 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,495 Go on! Get out of here! 11 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:37,732 -Mommy! -So, I did a terrible thing. 12 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,601 Go on! Shoo! 13 00:01:39,634 --> 00:01:40,868 -I grew up. -Run! 14 00:01:40,902 --> 00:01:43,738 Yep, that's me. 15 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:46,440 Same shirt, same pants. 16 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:49,343 The only thing missing, was my soul. 17 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:52,814 What was I doing with my life? 18 00:01:52,847 --> 00:01:55,382 I wasn't meant to sell doorknobs. 19 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:59,821 And then one day, I remembered something! 20 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:07,194 That's right! 21 00:02:07,629 --> 00:02:09,129 The mines! 22 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:12,399 So I geared up to dig deeper 23 00:02:12,432 --> 00:02:14,669 and find out what I'd been missing. 24 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:17,437 And this time, I was unstoppable. 25 00:02:29,951 --> 00:02:31,485 Head fake! Oh, yeah. 26 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:32,654 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 27 00:02:32,854 --> 00:02:35,556 -My moment had finally come. -Yeah. 28 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:37,892 I could just taste the adventure! 29 00:02:37,925 --> 00:02:40,662 So, I mined my brains out. 30 00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:44,398 Until I found two mysterious artifacts. 31 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:45,298 This thingy. 32 00:02:46,901 --> 00:02:48,936 -And that cool thingy. -Ohhh... 33 00:02:49,971 --> 00:02:52,472 And when I put those two thingies together... 34 00:02:53,975 --> 00:02:56,343 ...you guessed it. 35 00:02:56,376 --> 00:02:58,913 It opened a portal to another world. 36 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:03,350 The Overworld! 37 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:10,692 This place blew my mind. 38 00:03:19,534 --> 00:03:20,902 I'd never seen anything like it. 39 00:03:22,904 --> 00:03:25,305 Whoa! 40 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:28,308 Turns out it was the place I'd been looking for my whole life. 41 00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:30,545 A world where anything you can imagine, 42 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:31,779 you can create! 43 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:34,882 This is my first house. 44 00:03:34,916 --> 00:03:36,249 Bam! 45 00:03:36,283 --> 00:03:38,318 -My second house. -Pshh! 46 00:03:38,351 --> 00:03:41,421 And my third house, made entirely of sheep's wool. 47 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:42,389 Pink house! 48 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:44,659 Life was good. 49 00:03:46,561 --> 00:03:49,630 Except at night, which happens about every 20 minutes. 50 00:03:51,833 --> 00:03:54,635 It was times like these I wished I had a friend. 51 00:03:57,471 --> 00:04:01,374 And then I heard it. The howl of companionship. 52 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:07,414 Actually, it was a wolf that wanted to eat me. 53 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:09,984 So I tamed him with a crusty femur bone. 54 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:11,919 -Maybe a bone, huh? -Yeah. 55 00:04:11,953 --> 00:04:13,855 Hoo-hoo! 56 00:04:13,888 --> 00:04:15,355 Attaboy... 57 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:17,457 ...Dennis. 58 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,594 He like a scratchy-scratch on the nariz. 59 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:20,995 Dennis, yeah. 60 00:04:21,763 --> 00:04:23,598 Dennis and I were inseparable. 61 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:26,701 We did everything together. 62 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:32,940 We built endless masterpieces. 63 00:04:36,476 --> 00:04:38,012 The more I built, the better I got. 64 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:40,748 Dennis, check it out! 65 00:04:40,982 --> 00:04:42,617 ♪ Welcome to Steve's ♪ 66 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:44,351 Ohh! Yeah! 67 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:45,720 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 68 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:48,488 Lucky for me, pandas love to party. 69 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:50,792 And cows. 70 00:04:52,026 --> 00:04:54,394 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 71 00:04:54,629 --> 00:04:56,898 Life was perfect. 72 00:04:56,931 --> 00:04:58,966 And the years simply flew by. 73 00:05:03,938 --> 00:05:05,706 Until one day, I came across 74 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:08,042 some strange ruins. 75 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:10,111 And a conveniently placed chest. 76 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:11,411 Ha-hah! 77 00:05:12,914 --> 00:05:14,081 Flint and steel. 78 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:16,784 Whoa! 79 00:05:20,453 --> 00:05:21,388 Dennis! 80 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:23,524 No, Dennis. 81 00:05:26,961 --> 00:05:29,429 Turns out we'd just opened a portal 82 00:05:29,462 --> 00:05:31,132 to a totally new dimension. 83 00:05:32,867 --> 00:05:33,734 The Nether. 84 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:38,539 There was no joy or creativity at all. 85 00:05:39,974 --> 00:05:43,511 Just a mindless lust for gold. 86 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:44,579 Dennis! 87 00:05:45,847 --> 00:05:49,050 These piglin brutes had mined this realm into oblivion, 88 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:51,085 led by Malgosha, 89 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:54,387 the evil piglin sorceress who ruled the place. 90 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:57,091 Who are you, and why are you so round? 91 00:05:57,124 --> 00:06:00,761 Leave the dog! Take me instead. 92 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:03,564 No, thanks. I'll take both of you. 93 00:06:03,598 --> 00:06:04,799 And that Orb. 94 00:06:04,999 --> 00:06:07,001 Let's get one thing straight. 95 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:10,638 Where I come from, we call this a cube. 96 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:12,573 Seize them! 97 00:06:12,874 --> 00:06:15,743 Malgosha had finally got what she'd always wanted, 98 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:17,778 the Orb of Dominance. 99 00:06:17,812 --> 00:06:19,479 The most powerful cube-shaped orb 100 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:21,082 in the entire universe. 101 00:06:21,115 --> 00:06:22,950 Listen up, you pigs! 102 00:06:22,984 --> 00:06:25,853 With this Orb, I will pillage the Overworld, 103 00:06:25,887 --> 00:06:29,190 and all its gold will be ours! 104 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:30,725 I couldn't let this happen. 105 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:32,593 The Overworld had saved me, 106 00:06:32,627 --> 00:06:34,929 and now I had to try to save it. 107 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:36,764 We have to stop her, Dennis. 108 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:40,167 So we escaped! 109 00:06:40,201 --> 00:06:42,503 And stole back the Orb! 110 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:46,741 The Roundling got away! 111 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:49,543 Find him and bring me that Orb! 112 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:51,512 Hurry, Dennis. Take this to Earth. 113 00:06:51,545 --> 00:06:53,648 Follow my scent to 149 Holly Oak Drive. 114 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:54,815 You got that, boy? 115 00:06:54,849 --> 00:06:55,983 Good boy. 116 00:06:56,017 --> 00:06:57,450 You're the last hope for this world. 117 00:06:57,484 --> 00:06:59,153 Now, run! Go, boy! 118 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:01,188 Run, fluff nugget! 119 00:07:01,222 --> 00:07:02,957 You got this, Dennis, I love you! 120 00:07:03,758 --> 00:07:04,825 Run! 121 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:05,760 Get off of me! 122 00:07:08,763 --> 00:07:10,164 Dennis was a hero that day. 123 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:12,667 He ran like the wind. 124 00:07:13,034 --> 00:07:15,569 I didn't know if I'd ever see him again, 125 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:17,738 but we had a world to save. 126 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:24,612 So he ran all the way back to my house on Earth 127 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:27,682 and hid the most powerful object in existence 128 00:07:27,715 --> 00:07:29,684 under my waterbed. 129 00:07:36,724 --> 00:07:39,093 As long as the Orb stays hidden, 130 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:41,028 the Overworld will be safe. 131 00:07:50,071 --> 00:07:53,641 Wait a second. Putting it under my waterbed's a horrible plan. 132 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:23,137 Yeah. 133 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:25,172 In the late 1980s, 134 00:08:25,206 --> 00:08:27,808 Garrett Garrison took the gaming world by storm... 135 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:33,247 ...becoming the undisputed champion of the hit arcade game, 136 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,016 Hunk City Rampage. 137 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:40,821 Yeah! 138 00:08:40,855 --> 00:08:43,124 His mastery of this two player co-op 139 00:08:43,157 --> 00:08:44,692 shocked the world. 140 00:08:57,004 --> 00:09:00,007 His effective use of the garbage toss move 141 00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:04,211 earned him the nickname, "The Garbage Man." 142 00:09:04,245 --> 00:09:05,646 Pretty soon, he became 143 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:07,815 the envy of the gaming world 144 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:10,051 after landing a lucrative deal 145 00:09:10,084 --> 00:09:10,951 with Sizzler. 146 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:14,955 Yeah! 147 00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:16,857 Whoo! 148 00:09:16,891 --> 00:09:17,992 Yeah, baby! 149 00:09:18,793 --> 00:09:19,760 Garbage Man! 150 00:09:22,997 --> 00:09:24,298 Yeah, baby! 151 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,901 One thing's for sure... 152 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:28,702 Yeah! 153 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:30,704 ...this kid had it all. 154 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:32,840 -Yeah! -Time to take out the trash. 155 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:33,808 Yeah! 156 00:09:34,275 --> 00:09:36,110 Mmm... Boo-rah! 157 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:40,147 Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison? 158 00:09:40,181 --> 00:09:41,348 No autographs. 159 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:44,285 Have a nice day. 160 00:10:13,147 --> 00:10:16,083 Whoo! Yeah! Super cool! 161 00:10:17,151 --> 00:10:19,253 Garrett "The Garbage Man." 162 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,821 To what do we owe this pleasure? 163 00:10:20,855 --> 00:10:22,022 Pleasure? 164 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:24,191 Think I come to storage auctions for fun? 165 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:26,193 I'm a businessman, Daryl. 166 00:10:26,227 --> 00:10:28,095 An investor. 167 00:10:28,129 --> 00:10:30,664 Well, I'm about to shovel some coal into your choo-choo train. 168 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:32,800 You're gonna love this next unit. 169 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,969 It's got a waterbed. 170 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,937 It's got some pickaxes. 171 00:10:36,971 --> 00:10:40,908 It's got a huge can of mixed nuts. 172 00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:45,012 It's got an array of unisex turquoise blouses. 173 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,347 That sounds terrible. 174 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:49,884 I think it's also got a 1978 Atari Cosmos. 175 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:53,154 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1978 Atari Cosmos? 176 00:10:53,187 --> 00:10:54,722 That's what it says here. 177 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,157 Those things are worth a frickin' fortune. 178 00:10:56,190 --> 00:10:57,458 Heck, yeah, they are. 179 00:10:57,491 --> 00:11:00,060 Bro, if you make this happen for me, 180 00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:02,696 I will strongly consider hanging out with you. 181 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:05,199 -You serious, bro? -Yep. 182 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:10,037 Two big buffaloes like us out there, in the wild, 183 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:13,274 wearing unisex turquoise blouses. 184 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,910 Oh, boy, that's gonna cause a commotion. 185 00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:17,745 The ladies aren't gonna know what-- 186 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:20,014 Listen, if you could keep the hammer price under a hundy, 187 00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:22,149 I'll make all your weird fanboy dreams come true. 188 00:11:22,383 --> 00:11:23,184 Okay? 189 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:27,922 Two loose cannons, wearing turquoise blouses. 190 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:30,224 Yeah. Let's do it. 191 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,960 And we got 500 dollars, 500 dollars over here. 192 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:35,129 We got 500 dollars. We got six, do we have six? 193 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:37,264 Do we have 600 dollars? We got 600 dollars over here. 194 00:11:37,298 --> 00:11:40,034 I'll go over here, 700 dollars, we got 700 dollars. 195 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,936 We got 700 dollars here. We got 800 dollars over here. 196 00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,470 We got 850. Do we hear 850? 197 00:11:43,505 --> 00:11:45,239 Do we-- 850 over here. 198 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:47,141 Do we hear any more? Do we hear 900? 900? 199 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:49,310 Nine hundred, going once, 900 going twice. 200 00:11:49,343 --> 00:11:50,911 And 900 going three times. 201 00:11:50,945 --> 00:11:53,515 And sold to hometown hero, 202 00:11:53,548 --> 00:11:56,383 Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison, for 900 dollars. 203 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,422 I wouldn't cash that for about six months. 204 00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:02,456 What? 205 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:06,126 Come to papa! Cosmos! 206 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,328 Whoo! 207 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,541 Daryl? Where is it? 208 00:12:19,574 --> 00:12:21,175 I'm sorry. I didn't check the box. 209 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,378 -Whoa, whoa, whoa... -Where's the Atari? 210 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,280 -Whoa! -There's no Atari in here! 211 00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:28,949 That does not mean you can trash this unit! 212 00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:31,885 I'm up against it, man, I'm-- 213 00:12:33,588 --> 00:12:36,357 Oh, no. My store. 214 00:12:36,390 --> 00:12:38,926 My wrists aren't what they used to be. I just... 215 00:12:41,462 --> 00:12:43,230 I need a win, man. I need... 216 00:12:44,098 --> 00:12:45,567 I need a win. 217 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,134 When are you gonna stop looking for treasure 218 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:49,036 inside a storage unit... 219 00:12:49,571 --> 00:12:52,540 and recognize that the real treasure... 220 00:12:53,274 --> 00:12:55,009 ...is inside your heart? 221 00:12:58,045 --> 00:12:59,813 Let's roll, everyone. 222 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,316 This man has no respect for the storage community. 223 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,521 Daryl. 224 00:13:10,592 --> 00:13:11,825 Oh, man. 225 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,109 Oh, no! 226 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:31,979 Oh, man! 227 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,481 What the frick? 228 00:13:43,157 --> 00:13:46,060 Look, Chuglass was not my first choice either, 229 00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,462 but it was Mom's dying wish for us to live here. 230 00:13:49,463 --> 00:13:51,031 Or at least that's how I interpreted it. 231 00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:53,167 Yeah, I read something online. 232 00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:54,968 This place sucks. 233 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,870 Anyways, rent is super low, 234 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:58,405 and I've got a full-time gig here, 235 00:13:58,439 --> 00:14:01,075 so it's not really an offer we can turn down right now. 236 00:14:01,509 --> 00:14:03,110 Yeah, I get it. 237 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,179 Look, I think you're really gonna like it here. 238 00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:08,616 What's going on with that dude? 239 00:14:14,488 --> 00:14:17,224 Oh, my gosh, Henry, we're in Chuglass. 240 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,959 Say hi to Chuggy the Chip. 241 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:28,102 All right. This is the new neighborhood. 242 00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,436 When was this house built? 243 00:14:29,470 --> 00:14:32,640 It's so nice to meet you. 244 00:14:32,674 --> 00:14:34,108 Yeah, nice to meet you. 245 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:36,210 Uh, your new bosses sent you this. 246 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,945 Oh... 247 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:40,914 Yeah, people love working at the potato chip factory. 248 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,449 Yeah, well, I'm, uh, 249 00:14:42,483 --> 00:14:44,151 I'm running their socials for a little bit. 250 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,253 I said I'd get their follower count past 75. 251 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,489 Nice! You must be Henry. 252 00:14:48,523 --> 00:14:50,424 Nice to meet you. I'm Dawn. 253 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:53,093 Hi. Why is there an alpaca hanging out of your car? 254 00:14:54,128 --> 00:14:56,330 Well, real estate's not my only hustle. 255 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:58,600 I also do some mobile zoo stuff on the side. 256 00:14:58,633 --> 00:15:00,535 Anyhoo, I gotta run. 257 00:15:00,568 --> 00:15:02,202 Call me if you need anything. 258 00:15:03,538 --> 00:15:07,274 Also... I'm really sorry about your mom. 259 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,243 It's really brave what you're doing. 260 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,377 I hope you know that. 261 00:15:11,746 --> 00:15:13,046 Thank you. 262 00:15:14,682 --> 00:15:17,985 Chill out, man. I'm coming. 263 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,453 Golly! 264 00:15:52,587 --> 00:15:54,455 Henry, breakfast is ready. 265 00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:57,024 I'm coming. 266 00:15:59,561 --> 00:16:00,595 Check it out. 267 00:16:01,729 --> 00:16:05,132 I made you Mom's signature Tater Tot breakfast pizza. 268 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,635 So you can hand out slices on your first day. 269 00:16:07,669 --> 00:16:09,637 I thought you wanted me to seem normal. 270 00:16:09,671 --> 00:16:10,705 I do. 271 00:16:10,738 --> 00:16:12,239 I'm just trying to help you out. 272 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:14,642 I got you some body spray. 273 00:16:14,676 --> 00:16:17,010 Signature scents are huge here. 274 00:16:17,311 --> 00:16:19,012 Velvet Mischief? 275 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:20,548 You're gonna want to spray it and then walk into it. 276 00:16:20,582 --> 00:16:22,483 Don't be too direct. It's really powerful. 277 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,652 -Okay. -Love you. 278 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:26,554 Love you, too. 279 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,223 Smells like banana bread and poo. 280 00:17:01,723 --> 00:17:03,090 Your store's really cool. 281 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,592 Yeah, I know. 282 00:17:04,626 --> 00:17:06,594 Looking for anything in particular? 283 00:17:06,628 --> 00:17:08,563 Nah, just checking some stuff out. 284 00:17:08,596 --> 00:17:11,064 Non-committal. Classic loser mentality. 285 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:11,699 I can help. 286 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,302 I'm starting a mentorship program 287 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,705 for people who want to win at the game of life. 288 00:17:17,739 --> 00:17:19,841 -Fifty bucks an hour. -Cool. 289 00:17:19,874 --> 00:17:21,743 How do you actually win at life? 290 00:17:21,776 --> 00:17:24,612 That's literally the answer I charge money for. 291 00:17:26,848 --> 00:17:28,415 Tots. What's with the breakfast pizza? 292 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,217 My sister made it. 293 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,520 I'm supposed to hand out slices at school to make friends. 294 00:17:32,554 --> 00:17:34,321 A little desperate for day one, don't you think? 295 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:37,424 I also notice that you're wearing Velvet Mischief. 296 00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:39,527 It's a wonderful cologne. 297 00:17:39,561 --> 00:17:41,161 And I strongly believe that every young man 298 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:42,296 should have his own signature scent. 299 00:17:43,631 --> 00:17:45,533 I didn't think I applied very much. 300 00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:47,835 Listen, I'm gonna give you a hot Garbage tip. 301 00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:50,304 Friendship is like a puzzle. 302 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,239 Sometimes you think you need lots of pieces to be cool. 303 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,474 And sometimes it's just one piece to be cool. 304 00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:56,176 And people will be like, 305 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,345 "That's not a puzzle, that's a picture." 306 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,081 And they have a right to speak, too. 307 00:18:01,716 --> 00:18:02,884 Any questions? 308 00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:04,519 Yeah. Quite a few, actually. 309 00:18:04,552 --> 00:18:07,589 Listen, kid. The point is, there's no "I" in team. 310 00:18:07,622 --> 00:18:09,557 But there are two in winning. 311 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,225 Okay, well, I gotta go to school. 312 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:13,795 Whatever, nerd. Just leave the pizza. 313 00:18:17,599 --> 00:18:21,134 All right. Let's put this nametag on. 314 00:18:21,435 --> 00:18:24,137 Uh, why does it have an exclamation point? 315 00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:27,675 Oh, Henry, we're just so thrilled to have you. 316 00:18:27,709 --> 00:18:30,410 You know, you're the first student to enroll here, 317 00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:33,514 ever since that article came out about the school rankings. 318 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,483 Anyway, I'm Vice Principal Marlene, 319 00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:38,418 and I'm an open book. 320 00:18:38,452 --> 00:18:40,287 You probably heard that my husband, Clemente, 321 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,289 recently divorced me. 322 00:18:42,557 --> 00:18:46,159 And to be honest, I expected it to hurt more than it does. 323 00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:50,297 You know, the fire went out on our marriage 20 years ago, 324 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,767 but we stuck it out for the dogs. 325 00:18:53,735 --> 00:18:56,904 Okay, let's get you to your first class. 326 00:18:58,806 --> 00:19:00,240 Good morning. 327 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,843 Just a little something about myself. 328 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,712 I teach gym, I teach art. 329 00:19:04,979 --> 00:19:08,916 Financially, I'm living in a nightmare, okay? 330 00:19:09,383 --> 00:19:12,219 I wouldn't wish my life on my worst enemy. 331 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,889 Last year, I claimed 4,000 dollars on my tax return. 332 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:18,693 So in the summer, I do clams and oysters down by the airport. 333 00:19:18,726 --> 00:19:21,596 But most of my money is tied up in a drone kiosk at the mall. 334 00:19:22,964 --> 00:19:25,399 Okay, today we're gonna do a still life. 335 00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:28,603 One orange, one banana. 336 00:19:28,636 --> 00:19:30,270 Let's get after it, people. 337 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,587 What is this? 338 00:19:46,621 --> 00:19:47,955 Don't you know what a still life is? 339 00:19:47,989 --> 00:19:49,691 It means you just draw the thing. 340 00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:51,391 Do the assignment next time. 341 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,796 That jetpack would never work. 342 00:19:54,829 --> 00:19:56,931 It's kind of foolproof, actually. It's just math. 343 00:19:56,964 --> 00:19:59,600 My dad said math has been debunked. 344 00:19:59,901 --> 00:20:02,603 Check it out. New kid thinks he's a rocket scientist. 345 00:20:03,905 --> 00:20:05,006 I'd love to be a rocket scientist. 346 00:20:05,039 --> 00:20:05,973 So prove it. 347 00:20:34,035 --> 00:20:36,403 All right. Count us down, guys. 348 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:40,273 Five, four, three, two, one! 349 00:20:46,013 --> 00:20:48,281 Okay, so I know that we're all very excited 350 00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:49,517 about the new rebrand, 351 00:20:49,884 --> 00:20:51,418 but I don't think you should 352 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,588 call your party bags, "Salt Sacks." 353 00:21:07,001 --> 00:21:08,435 Chuggy! 354 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:09,704 Oh, no! 355 00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:17,779 I was never here, okay? 356 00:21:20,114 --> 00:21:22,683 Well, the good news is nobody died. 357 00:21:22,984 --> 00:21:25,485 I'm sorry, okay? It was an accident. 358 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,789 This could be grounds for expulsion, Henry. 359 00:21:27,822 --> 00:21:29,624 I need you to call your guardian. 360 00:21:36,664 --> 00:21:37,799 Game Over World. 361 00:21:37,832 --> 00:21:39,567 Hey, uh, Mr. Garbage Man, it's Henry. 362 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,068 The kid with the Tater Tot breakfast pizza? 363 00:21:41,102 --> 00:21:42,904 Oh, yeah. 364 00:21:42,937 --> 00:21:45,006 I have a weird favor to ask. 365 00:21:45,039 --> 00:21:47,575 Uh, could you come to my school and pretend to be my uncle? 366 00:21:47,608 --> 00:21:49,342 No way. I don't do that stuff anymore. 367 00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:50,945 I have 26 bucks. 368 00:21:58,586 --> 00:21:59,921 Hi, I'm Henry's uncle. 369 00:22:01,856 --> 00:22:03,456 You? 370 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:04,826 The Trash Bag? 371 00:22:04,859 --> 00:22:06,794 It's actually "Garbage Man." 372 00:22:06,828 --> 00:22:09,063 Garbage Man, huh? 373 00:22:09,096 --> 00:22:12,365 You can bag me up and take me to the curb anytime. 374 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,836 But you gotta bungee the lid 375 00:22:14,869 --> 00:22:16,771 'cause I got a lot of raccoons in there. 376 00:22:18,773 --> 00:22:20,808 Whoever divorced you is a complete idiot. 377 00:22:29,617 --> 00:22:31,652 I just don't get it. It should have worked. 378 00:22:32,153 --> 00:22:33,654 The math is right. 379 00:22:33,688 --> 00:22:35,590 But I probably just cost my sister her job. 380 00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:37,457 Oh, wow. 381 00:22:38,626 --> 00:22:39,794 You're super creative. 382 00:22:41,162 --> 00:22:42,730 Hey, since you're going to juvie, 383 00:22:42,763 --> 00:22:44,999 you mind if I get this flyer back? 384 00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:47,535 Paper don't grow on trees, and.. 385 00:22:47,568 --> 00:22:49,103 not really allowed in Kinko's anymore. 386 00:22:49,136 --> 00:22:50,470 Well, you can have my book, too. 387 00:22:51,739 --> 00:22:52,840 'Cause I'm done with it. 388 00:22:57,712 --> 00:22:59,847 So what's this stupid junk? 389 00:22:59,881 --> 00:23:01,082 Who cares? 390 00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:03,918 Probably some new age bullcrap. 391 00:23:04,785 --> 00:23:06,453 I could let it go for like 950. 392 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:07,788 I wonder what it does. 393 00:23:12,627 --> 00:23:15,162 Hey. Instructions. 394 00:23:16,530 --> 00:23:20,067 "Never, under any circumstances, combine the Orb and Crystal." 395 00:23:29,911 --> 00:23:31,846 Uh, wait... 396 00:23:31,879 --> 00:23:33,948 "Do not follow this Orb, 397 00:23:33,981 --> 00:23:35,049 even if you're a struggling business owner 398 00:23:35,082 --> 00:23:36,817 and need a ton of cash fast 399 00:23:36,851 --> 00:23:39,220 because there's loads of treasure down here." 400 00:23:39,253 --> 00:23:40,855 Hey, dude. Dude? 401 00:23:40,888 --> 00:23:42,523 It feels like it wants to go somewhere. 402 00:23:42,556 --> 00:23:44,125 What? 403 00:23:47,561 --> 00:23:50,164 I'm sorry. I tried everything. I didn't know who else to call. 404 00:23:50,197 --> 00:23:52,066 No, it's okay. What's going on? 405 00:23:52,099 --> 00:23:53,634 Henry's missing. I tried the school. 406 00:23:53,668 --> 00:23:54,602 I tried his phone a million times. 407 00:23:54,635 --> 00:23:55,870 He's not answering. 408 00:23:55,903 --> 00:23:57,004 He was supposed to be home hours ago. 409 00:23:57,038 --> 00:23:58,673 I thought he'd still be in detention 410 00:23:58,706 --> 00:24:00,741 for blowing up Chuggy The Chip. 411 00:24:01,742 --> 00:24:03,878 -That was him? -Give me your phone. 412 00:24:03,911 --> 00:24:06,113 Oh, my gosh. Oh, I can't believe this. 413 00:24:06,147 --> 00:24:08,115 We're here for one day, and he's already the town villain. 414 00:24:08,149 --> 00:24:09,817 Got him! 415 00:24:09,850 --> 00:24:12,687 He's fine. He's just playing in an abandoned mineshaft. 416 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,221 What? 417 00:24:14,255 --> 00:24:16,657 Come on. I'll drive. 418 00:24:16,691 --> 00:24:18,759 You can feed Mr. Scribbles this busted carrot 419 00:24:18,793 --> 00:24:20,561 if you wanna keep that pretty face of yours. 420 00:24:20,594 --> 00:24:22,462 Hop in. 421 00:24:22,830 --> 00:24:23,864 Okay. 422 00:24:28,836 --> 00:24:30,538 You go first. I'll cover your six. 423 00:24:30,571 --> 00:24:31,572 Yeah, yeah. I got you. 424 00:24:33,307 --> 00:24:35,743 Danger. Whatever. 425 00:24:45,686 --> 00:24:46,787 Whoa. 426 00:24:48,289 --> 00:24:49,757 Whoa. 427 00:24:59,767 --> 00:25:01,035 -Henry! -Oh, gosh! 428 00:25:01,869 --> 00:25:03,537 What are you doing down here? 429 00:25:03,838 --> 00:25:05,639 -Who's this guy? -He's my new mentor. 430 00:25:05,940 --> 00:25:07,174 Who, me? Oh. 431 00:25:07,208 --> 00:25:08,542 I'm sorry. What? 432 00:25:08,576 --> 00:25:10,911 Hey, guys! Guys! 433 00:25:11,212 --> 00:25:12,613 It's pulling me, guys. 434 00:25:12,646 --> 00:25:14,181 Whoa! 435 00:25:14,215 --> 00:25:15,182 Oh, Henry! 436 00:25:18,619 --> 00:25:20,955 Henry, let go of that thing! 437 00:25:43,978 --> 00:25:47,681 Oh, man, my butt. My butt. 438 00:26:14,341 --> 00:26:15,709 Yep. 439 00:26:16,310 --> 00:26:17,845 We're not in Idaho anymore. 440 00:26:18,179 --> 00:26:20,047 I think this is Wyoming. 441 00:26:20,714 --> 00:26:22,116 Wait, who are you again? 442 00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:24,618 Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison. 443 00:26:24,652 --> 00:26:26,654 Gamer of the Year, 1989. 444 00:26:27,154 --> 00:26:29,123 Whatever. I barely think about it. 445 00:26:30,758 --> 00:26:32,159 What the heck? 446 00:26:33,727 --> 00:26:35,062 Oooh. 447 00:26:35,096 --> 00:26:36,864 If that's what I think it is, 448 00:26:36,897 --> 00:26:38,232 it could be our first quest giver. 449 00:26:39,934 --> 00:26:41,235 I'll do the talking. 450 00:26:41,869 --> 00:26:43,704 All right, yeah! 451 00:26:43,737 --> 00:26:45,306 -Henry! -Yeah, Henry! 452 00:26:45,339 --> 00:26:46,807 Come on back here. 453 00:26:46,841 --> 00:26:48,175 What are you doing? 454 00:26:49,443 --> 00:26:50,678 Hmm. 455 00:26:52,113 --> 00:26:53,681 Hmmm... 456 00:26:54,682 --> 00:26:55,983 Huh-huh. 457 00:26:57,685 --> 00:26:59,120 Uh-huh... 458 00:27:08,162 --> 00:27:09,897 Listen up, you swine! 459 00:27:11,232 --> 00:27:13,901 If you can't find more gold, 460 00:27:13,934 --> 00:27:17,204 I'll just send you to the Overworld to zombify. 461 00:27:20,307 --> 00:27:21,208 You! 462 00:27:22,143 --> 00:27:23,244 What are you making? 463 00:27:24,845 --> 00:27:26,881 Come closer. It's all right. 464 00:27:27,314 --> 00:27:28,949 Come on. I'm not gonna bite you. 465 00:27:30,217 --> 00:27:33,320 Oh! How pretty. 466 00:27:33,354 --> 00:27:36,390 But how will that help me find more gold? 467 00:27:37,825 --> 00:27:38,926 Oops. 468 00:27:39,727 --> 00:27:40,728 Huh? 469 00:27:41,328 --> 00:27:42,129 What? 470 00:27:44,431 --> 00:27:46,934 Well, looky what we have here. 471 00:27:53,207 --> 00:27:55,843 Our time has come. 472 00:28:06,921 --> 00:28:07,988 Roundling! 473 00:28:09,089 --> 00:28:10,157 Malgosha! 474 00:28:10,191 --> 00:28:12,159 Was I unclear when I said 475 00:28:12,193 --> 00:28:15,462 no one was to waste time on art or leisure? 476 00:28:18,499 --> 00:28:21,235 The Orb has returned. 477 00:28:23,037 --> 00:28:24,138 It can't be. 478 00:28:24,539 --> 00:28:26,273 Dennis? 479 00:28:26,307 --> 00:28:30,911 You stole it from me, and now you will retrieve it. 480 00:28:31,546 --> 00:28:34,148 It would be a privilege, my liege. 481 00:28:34,348 --> 00:28:36,350 We're going to unbind you now. 482 00:28:38,085 --> 00:28:39,920 Don't do anything stupid. 483 00:28:39,954 --> 00:28:41,255 Of course not. 484 00:28:41,288 --> 00:28:43,023 You can trust this little dungeon pup. 485 00:28:43,057 --> 00:28:45,025 Let me just-- Sneak attack-- 486 00:28:45,059 --> 00:28:47,795 Go ahead. Strike me down. 487 00:28:47,828 --> 00:28:51,865 My piglins will make a meal of your beautiful wolf. 488 00:28:51,899 --> 00:28:53,367 How do I know you're telling the truth? 489 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,970 There's only one way to find out. 490 00:28:56,003 --> 00:28:58,906 The Orb for your little dog's life. 491 00:29:03,545 --> 00:29:05,279 Hah-rr... 492 00:29:06,447 --> 00:29:07,549 Huh. 493 00:29:07,582 --> 00:29:09,283 Hrr... 494 00:29:10,951 --> 00:29:12,820 Hm? 495 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:14,321 Mm-hm. 496 00:29:25,332 --> 00:29:27,234 Hola, wise Quest Giver. 497 00:29:28,235 --> 00:29:30,104 We humbly seek gold. 498 00:29:30,137 --> 00:29:33,073 Give us a quest that will lead us to your treasure load. 499 00:29:33,107 --> 00:29:35,142 Garbage Man, I work in the animal field, 500 00:29:35,175 --> 00:29:37,111 and I am telling you, that thing 501 00:29:37,144 --> 00:29:38,812 doesn't understand a word you're saying. 502 00:29:38,846 --> 00:29:40,247 Shh... 503 00:29:40,281 --> 00:29:41,949 We're talking. 504 00:29:41,982 --> 00:29:43,585 Sorry about that. What were you saying? 505 00:29:43,618 --> 00:29:45,386 Okay. Come on, Henry. We're going home. 506 00:29:53,927 --> 00:29:55,329 That feel quick to anyone else? 507 00:29:55,362 --> 00:29:56,363 Yeah. 508 00:30:04,905 --> 00:30:06,040 All right, everyone. 509 00:30:06,307 --> 00:30:07,474 Stay calm. 510 00:30:07,509 --> 00:30:08,876 Relaje. 511 00:30:10,044 --> 00:30:11,579 Free Garbage tip. 512 00:30:12,547 --> 00:30:16,850 Fear is just weakness hijacking your body's cockpit. 513 00:30:16,884 --> 00:30:18,620 What in the hell? 514 00:30:18,653 --> 00:30:22,089 And if that happens, you can say vaya con Dios 515 00:30:22,122 --> 00:30:24,291 to your body plane's navigation system. 516 00:30:24,325 --> 00:30:25,993 What? 517 00:30:26,026 --> 00:30:29,196 Yeah, Garbage Man isn't speaking English or español. 518 00:30:31,398 --> 00:30:32,900 What am I doing here? 519 00:30:40,474 --> 00:30:41,308 Run! 520 00:30:42,142 --> 00:30:43,611 Garrett! 521 00:30:43,645 --> 00:30:46,080 I'm sorry! Dead dudes can't win Gamer of the Year! 522 00:31:15,976 --> 00:31:16,977 Henry! 523 00:31:21,516 --> 00:31:22,517 Whoa! 524 00:31:33,093 --> 00:31:35,597 -Oh! -Yo! We got a zombie problem! 525 00:31:35,630 --> 00:31:37,164 We need to go right now! 526 00:31:37,364 --> 00:31:38,966 Henry, come on! 527 00:31:39,233 --> 00:31:41,034 It's not a good time to stop. 528 00:31:41,636 --> 00:31:43,203 Henry! Hurry up! 529 00:31:59,987 --> 00:32:01,288 How's he doing that? 530 00:32:01,321 --> 00:32:03,190 I don't know, but it might work. 531 00:32:03,691 --> 00:32:05,627 This way! Faster! 532 00:32:05,660 --> 00:32:07,060 You got this. 533 00:32:07,094 --> 00:32:08,429 -Go, Henry! -Don't slow down, boy. 534 00:32:08,462 --> 00:32:11,231 Don't you slow down! You can do this! 535 00:32:11,265 --> 00:32:13,568 Keep going, Henry! Come on, come on! Quickly! 536 00:32:13,601 --> 00:32:15,402 Faster, faster, faster! Come on! 537 00:32:59,213 --> 00:33:00,782 Oh, my gosh. I'm so sor-- 538 00:33:11,726 --> 00:33:13,628 Henry! 539 00:33:13,661 --> 00:33:15,996 Help me, please! Henry! 540 00:33:16,263 --> 00:33:18,398 Garrett! Garrett, over here! 541 00:33:22,704 --> 00:33:23,638 Garrett! 542 00:33:24,238 --> 00:33:25,239 What are you doing? 543 00:33:25,272 --> 00:33:27,140 They're right behind you! 544 00:33:27,174 --> 00:33:28,676 -Up here! -Garrett, over here! 545 00:33:32,446 --> 00:33:34,782 Oh, no! That can't be good! 546 00:33:34,816 --> 00:33:36,584 You idiot. Run! 547 00:33:37,084 --> 00:33:39,821 -Watch out! -Hit it and run! 548 00:33:39,854 --> 00:33:42,089 Open the door! 549 00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:46,628 Hai! Go away! 550 00:33:50,698 --> 00:33:53,200 Come on! Let's push that booger-looking box-head! 551 00:33:56,804 --> 00:33:59,641 Oh, man. Oh, boy! 552 00:34:00,274 --> 00:34:03,310 Oh! You're movi-- Oh! 553 00:34:03,343 --> 00:34:05,647 Hank! Oh, man. 554 00:34:06,246 --> 00:34:07,749 Oh, man, no! 555 00:34:57,599 --> 00:34:59,801 Whooo! 556 00:35:08,543 --> 00:35:10,310 Kyaa! Hyaa! 557 00:35:12,714 --> 00:35:14,649 Ha-hah! Taste it! 558 00:35:18,485 --> 00:35:20,655 Skyy-ah! 559 00:35:22,289 --> 00:35:24,191 Sneak attack! 560 00:35:28,696 --> 00:35:30,330 Uh-oh... 561 00:35:36,269 --> 00:35:37,572 Huh? 562 00:35:41,408 --> 00:35:42,877 Ha-hah! 563 00:35:44,378 --> 00:35:45,813 Who are you? 564 00:35:46,213 --> 00:35:47,147 I... 565 00:35:47,882 --> 00:35:49,517 ...am Steve. 566 00:35:51,351 --> 00:35:53,888 Who are you people? Where's Dennis? 567 00:35:53,921 --> 00:35:55,657 Dennis? Who's-- We don't know any Dennis. 568 00:35:55,690 --> 00:35:57,290 Then how'd you get that? 569 00:35:57,324 --> 00:36:00,360 Hey. Relaje, muchacho. This is my property. 570 00:36:00,394 --> 00:36:02,396 Do you even know what that is? 571 00:36:02,429 --> 00:36:04,231 It's the Orb of Dominance. 572 00:36:04,264 --> 00:36:05,265 It's a cube. 573 00:36:05,298 --> 00:36:06,801 Okay. 574 00:36:06,834 --> 00:36:08,201 You people seriously 575 00:36:08,235 --> 00:36:09,704 have no idea what you're dealing with. 576 00:36:09,737 --> 00:36:11,639 Hand it over and no one gets hurt. 577 00:36:11,673 --> 00:36:13,206 No way! 578 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:14,642 Okay, we need this thing to get home. 579 00:36:14,676 --> 00:36:17,477 I hate to take a big, fat dumparoo on your plans, 580 00:36:17,512 --> 00:36:18,846 but you can't get home. 581 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,248 W-W-Wait. What do you mean we can't get home? 582 00:36:21,281 --> 00:36:23,216 Not without the Earth Crystal. 583 00:36:23,250 --> 00:36:26,353 You mean that little boxy thing? Garbage Man busted it. 584 00:36:26,386 --> 00:36:27,287 Nuh-uh. 585 00:36:28,156 --> 00:36:30,223 Listen, Henry, why don't you hold this? 586 00:36:30,257 --> 00:36:32,259 You got those good Frodo vibes, kid. 587 00:36:32,292 --> 00:36:33,561 I got Frodo vibes. 588 00:36:33,594 --> 00:36:35,228 Are you implying that we're stuck here? 589 00:36:35,262 --> 00:36:36,463 Yes! 590 00:36:36,496 --> 00:36:37,932 Unless you get the Earth Crystal. 591 00:36:37,965 --> 00:36:39,801 It's your only way home. 592 00:36:39,834 --> 00:36:42,235 There's only one way you could ever replace it, 593 00:36:42,269 --> 00:36:43,538 at the Woodland Mansion, 594 00:36:43,571 --> 00:36:45,707 but going there would get you all killed! 595 00:36:45,740 --> 00:36:47,240 Well, so would staying here. 596 00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:49,610 Fair enough. 597 00:36:49,644 --> 00:36:50,845 Listen, I can get you home, 598 00:36:50,878 --> 00:36:52,714 but then you gotta give me that Orb. 599 00:36:52,747 --> 00:36:53,981 So, what are you gonna do with it? 600 00:36:54,015 --> 00:36:55,883 None of your concern! 601 00:36:56,416 --> 00:36:59,587 So, what do you say? Do we have a deal? 602 00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:00,988 He did just kill, like, 20 zombies. 603 00:37:01,022 --> 00:37:03,490 Pfft! More like 15, but okay. 604 00:37:04,458 --> 00:37:05,893 All right, Steve. 605 00:37:06,561 --> 00:37:07,962 Under two conditions. 606 00:37:07,995 --> 00:37:10,965 One, always address me, because I'm the leader. 607 00:37:11,465 --> 00:37:12,967 Two, if you double-cross us... 608 00:37:15,368 --> 00:37:18,371 ...I will crack your cabeza with my butt cheeks like a walnut. 609 00:37:19,306 --> 00:37:21,042 This guy is such a toolbag. 610 00:37:21,075 --> 00:37:22,510 I'm so sorry. 611 00:37:22,543 --> 00:37:24,946 We just met this man, and he's not the leader. 612 00:37:24,979 --> 00:37:26,814 Hmm! 613 00:37:26,848 --> 00:37:28,616 Well, it looks like Dr. Swollenstein here 614 00:37:28,649 --> 00:37:30,685 just got himself a deal. 615 00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:33,654 Ooh. 616 00:37:36,323 --> 00:37:37,658 Oh, my God. 617 00:37:37,692 --> 00:37:39,026 All right. 618 00:37:39,060 --> 00:37:40,728 First we need to load up on some gear, 619 00:37:40,762 --> 00:37:42,530 or we're all gonna die. 620 00:37:42,563 --> 00:37:43,698 Let's go to Midport Village. 621 00:37:45,066 --> 00:37:46,934 This guy's lost his mind. 622 00:37:46,968 --> 00:37:47,869 Move out! 623 00:37:55,977 --> 00:37:57,879 Harr. 624 00:38:01,883 --> 00:38:03,350 Hurrr... 625 00:38:04,786 --> 00:38:06,353 Mm-hm! 626 00:38:09,489 --> 00:38:12,627 -Hrrr... -Oh, no. Not again. 627 00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:14,361 Oh! 628 00:38:14,394 --> 00:38:16,097 I am so sorry. 629 00:38:16,130 --> 00:38:18,498 Oh, my God. Are you all right? Oh, my God. 630 00:38:18,533 --> 00:38:20,635 Oh, my God. Are you all right? 631 00:38:23,370 --> 00:38:25,006 Your head is huge. 632 00:38:25,039 --> 00:38:26,574 Harr... 633 00:38:26,607 --> 00:38:28,743 You're not gonna sue me, are you? 634 00:38:29,043 --> 00:38:30,711 Because everyone wants to sue me 635 00:38:30,745 --> 00:38:32,980 once I hit them with my Jeep Grand Cherokee. 636 00:38:33,014 --> 00:38:35,716 -Hurr. -Oh, my. 637 00:38:36,050 --> 00:38:38,451 How about this? What if I just take you to dinner? 638 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,588 Would you like to go to dinner? 639 00:38:40,621 --> 00:38:41,589 Huh. 640 00:38:49,496 --> 00:38:52,099 Here it is. Midport Village. 641 00:38:52,133 --> 00:38:54,001 I got a secret stash of elite loot 642 00:38:54,035 --> 00:38:56,003 that'll help us survive the Woodland Mansion. 643 00:38:56,037 --> 00:38:58,471 Whoa, whoa, whoa, who are these guys? 644 00:38:58,506 --> 00:39:00,541 Oh, these dudes? They're the villagers. 645 00:39:00,808 --> 00:39:03,443 They're total pacifists and vegetarians. 646 00:39:03,476 --> 00:39:05,580 You don't bug them, they won't bug you. 647 00:39:05,613 --> 00:39:08,916 They just like to chill, trade, and eat buttloads of bread. 648 00:39:08,950 --> 00:39:10,585 They love crushing loaf. 649 00:39:10,618 --> 00:39:11,919 So they built all this? 650 00:39:11,953 --> 00:39:13,486 Yeah, most of it. 651 00:39:13,521 --> 00:39:16,757 But the good stuff you see, that's all Steve. 652 00:39:18,759 --> 00:39:21,629 Whoa. Is he some kind of king? 653 00:39:21,662 --> 00:39:22,563 No. 654 00:39:23,865 --> 00:39:25,666 That's a legend. 655 00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:28,102 Kid, anything you can dream about here, 656 00:39:28,135 --> 00:39:29,670 you can make. 657 00:39:29,704 --> 00:39:32,139 Zero limits. You know what I'm talking about. 658 00:39:32,173 --> 00:39:34,141 -That was your tower, right? -Yeah. 659 00:39:34,575 --> 00:39:36,644 Pretty killer for a first build. 660 00:39:39,747 --> 00:39:41,716 Relax. It's just an Iron Golem. 661 00:39:41,749 --> 00:39:42,917 Local security force. 662 00:39:45,686 --> 00:39:47,555 But they're a bunch of big softies! 663 00:39:50,992 --> 00:39:52,860 Unless you start messing with the villagers. 664 00:39:52,894 --> 00:39:53,995 Don't ever do that! 665 00:39:54,494 --> 00:39:55,897 This place makes no sense. 666 00:39:55,930 --> 00:39:56,964 Come with me! 667 00:39:59,499 --> 00:40:01,802 Yo, I need protein, like, pronto. 668 00:40:01,836 --> 00:40:03,771 I got just the place, buddy. 669 00:40:07,942 --> 00:40:08,743 Hello, there. 670 00:40:09,243 --> 00:40:10,978 Whoo-hoo! 671 00:40:11,012 --> 00:40:13,681 Oh, dude, I got goose pimples just walking up on it. 672 00:40:14,181 --> 00:40:15,549 You ever wonder what happens 673 00:40:15,583 --> 00:40:17,652 when you mix hot lava and chicken? 674 00:40:17,985 --> 00:40:20,655 I did, and you're about to find out. 675 00:40:22,156 --> 00:40:22,924 Uh-oh! 676 00:40:29,230 --> 00:40:30,598 Mm? 677 00:40:30,631 --> 00:40:32,066 You hear that? 678 00:40:32,099 --> 00:40:33,634 That's the sound of sizzle-een. 679 00:40:33,668 --> 00:40:35,503 Mm-hm. 680 00:40:35,937 --> 00:40:38,005 Smell that smell. 681 00:40:38,039 --> 00:40:39,707 ♪ La-la-la-lava ♪ 682 00:40:39,740 --> 00:40:41,676 ♪ Ch-ch-ch-chicken ♪ 683 00:40:41,709 --> 00:40:44,779 ♪ Steve's Lava Chicken Yeah, it's tasty as hell ♪ 684 00:40:44,812 --> 00:40:47,848 ♪ Ooh, mamacita Now you're ringing the bell ♪ 685 00:40:47,882 --> 00:40:50,918 ♪ Crispy and juicy Now you're having a snack ♪ 686 00:40:50,952 --> 00:40:54,922 ♪ Ooh, super spicy It's a lava attack! ♪ 687 00:41:00,594 --> 00:41:01,996 I have a small business, too. 688 00:41:02,029 --> 00:41:04,699 But one thing I try to do is not have my jingle suck butt. 689 00:41:08,269 --> 00:41:10,271 Friggin' loser. 690 00:41:10,304 --> 00:41:13,007 Pass the bird, turkey. 691 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,543 I'm not a little wimp like big Steve here. 692 00:41:15,576 --> 00:41:17,878 I crave heat. And I crave pain. 693 00:41:17,912 --> 00:41:19,113 Garrett, wait! 694 00:41:19,981 --> 00:41:21,248 Hear my words. 695 00:41:21,282 --> 00:41:23,551 That chicken was just cooked in hot lava. 696 00:41:23,584 --> 00:41:24,785 Let it cool down, man. 697 00:41:29,190 --> 00:41:30,624 Mm-hm. 698 00:41:36,230 --> 00:41:37,565 Not bad. 699 00:41:45,573 --> 00:41:47,875 Garbage Man... you're a big-time idiot. 700 00:41:52,013 --> 00:41:53,280 What is it? 701 00:41:53,314 --> 00:41:55,583 What? 702 00:41:57,051 --> 00:42:00,154 General Chungus! Get over here. 703 00:42:10,698 --> 00:42:13,667 Hey, Malgosha. What's going on? 704 00:42:13,701 --> 00:42:16,904 Your old dungeon buddy, Steve, has betrayed us. 705 00:42:16,937 --> 00:42:18,572 Well, that's a bummer. 706 00:42:18,773 --> 00:42:21,175 The Orb is with four Roundlings. 707 00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:23,310 My spies tell me he has taken them 708 00:42:23,344 --> 00:42:25,312 to his lava chicken shack. 709 00:42:25,346 --> 00:42:28,249 No way. I love that place. 710 00:42:28,282 --> 00:42:30,317 ♪ La-la-la-lava Ch-ch-ch-chicken ♪ 711 00:42:30,351 --> 00:42:31,952 Shut up! 712 00:42:31,986 --> 00:42:34,121 Take your finest warriors, bring me that Orb, 713 00:42:34,155 --> 00:42:35,956 and kill the Roundlings. 714 00:42:35,990 --> 00:42:38,993 So, like, you want me to end his life or whatever? 715 00:42:39,026 --> 00:42:40,361 Are you serious? 716 00:42:40,394 --> 00:42:42,063 What do you think I'm talking about? 717 00:42:42,096 --> 00:42:43,731 Okay. 718 00:42:43,764 --> 00:42:46,033 I was just kinda confused there for a second. 719 00:42:47,168 --> 00:42:50,137 Take this Nether wart so you don't zombify. 720 00:42:50,638 --> 00:42:53,774 Your Majesty, I don't think this is gonna be enough to go around. 721 00:42:53,808 --> 00:42:55,009 Deal with it! 722 00:42:55,042 --> 00:42:56,043 No worries. 723 00:42:57,645 --> 00:42:59,747 All right. Drink up, guys. 724 00:42:59,780 --> 00:43:01,315 You don't wanna zombify up there. 725 00:43:01,348 --> 00:43:03,050 But just tiny sips, okay? 726 00:43:06,153 --> 00:43:07,822 Harr... 727 00:43:07,855 --> 00:43:11,125 Okay, so, how do we find this Woodland Mansion thing? 728 00:43:11,158 --> 00:43:12,993 Over the mountains, into the dark forest, 729 00:43:13,027 --> 00:43:15,229 right beyond the massive red shrooms. 730 00:43:15,663 --> 00:43:18,833 -Massive red shrooms? -Mm-hm. Big old red ones. 731 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,802 We need to find a real map, Steve. 732 00:43:21,836 --> 00:43:24,238 This place is dangerous, and I need to get my brother out of here. 733 00:43:24,271 --> 00:43:26,907 Well, it seems like he's having a pretty good time. 734 00:43:26,941 --> 00:43:29,844 Look, your brother has a gift. You know that, right? 735 00:43:29,877 --> 00:43:31,912 You should let him explore it. 736 00:43:31,946 --> 00:43:34,115 Creativity in this world is key to survival. 737 00:43:34,148 --> 00:43:35,850 Okay, well, in the real world, 738 00:43:35,883 --> 00:43:37,785 things are a little bit different. 739 00:43:37,818 --> 00:43:40,087 Creative kids get picked last for gym, 740 00:43:40,121 --> 00:43:41,322 they sit at the bummer lunch table 741 00:43:41,355 --> 00:43:42,890 and they get bullied. 742 00:43:42,923 --> 00:43:44,425 Don't I know it. 743 00:43:44,458 --> 00:43:46,694 Do you even realize what he did back home? 744 00:43:46,727 --> 00:43:48,762 He blew up Chuggy The Chip! 745 00:43:48,796 --> 00:43:50,631 Well, maybe I belong in this world. 746 00:43:51,765 --> 00:43:53,134 Henry, that's not what I meant. 747 00:43:53,701 --> 00:43:55,870 That's not what I was saying at all. 748 00:43:57,171 --> 00:43:58,839 Just so you know, 749 00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,642 I'm more of a sister to Hank than you'll ever be. 750 00:44:03,344 --> 00:44:04,145 Yeah. 751 00:44:06,714 --> 00:44:08,215 Spin kick. 752 00:44:09,283 --> 00:44:11,652 -You okay? -Fine. 753 00:44:12,753 --> 00:44:14,088 Look, I found one of these 754 00:44:14,121 --> 00:44:16,157 big-headed-looking dudes that sells maps. 755 00:44:16,190 --> 00:44:17,825 Looks legit. Come on. 756 00:44:20,427 --> 00:44:22,730 Welcome to the stash. 757 00:44:22,997 --> 00:44:24,231 TNT. 758 00:44:24,265 --> 00:44:27,301 Firework rockets. Also good for propulsion. 759 00:44:27,334 --> 00:44:28,969 Boots of Swiftness. 760 00:44:29,003 --> 00:44:30,237 Diamond armor, full set. 761 00:44:31,305 --> 00:44:33,007 And blades for days. 762 00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,843 Everything we'll need to make it to Woodland Mansion. 763 00:44:36,377 --> 00:44:37,411 Whoa. 764 00:44:40,515 --> 00:44:42,149 Bogus layout, bro. 765 00:44:43,184 --> 00:44:44,952 Look but don't touch. 766 00:44:44,985 --> 00:44:47,087 Those are some of my favorite treasures. 767 00:44:51,358 --> 00:44:52,159 Hrr. 768 00:44:57,932 --> 00:44:59,300 What's this junk? 769 00:44:59,333 --> 00:45:01,302 That is an Ender Pearl. 770 00:45:01,536 --> 00:45:03,070 Teleports you to wherever you throw it. 771 00:45:04,371 --> 00:45:06,407 -Yeah, right. -No! 772 00:45:08,909 --> 00:45:09,977 Oh, God. 773 00:45:10,010 --> 00:45:11,045 What the... 774 00:45:11,078 --> 00:45:13,247 And that was the only one I had. 775 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:14,815 No biggie. 776 00:45:14,848 --> 00:45:17,117 Almost died fighting an Enderman for it. 777 00:45:17,351 --> 00:45:18,485 Come with me. 778 00:45:24,825 --> 00:45:27,027 This is a crafting table. 779 00:45:27,061 --> 00:45:28,395 Here's how it works. 780 00:45:28,429 --> 00:45:31,332 You place these elements in different patterns, 781 00:45:31,365 --> 00:45:33,200 and kaboom! 782 00:45:35,570 --> 00:45:37,905 You got yourself a sweet blade. 783 00:45:40,575 --> 00:45:41,775 You wanna see a blade? 784 00:45:43,077 --> 00:45:44,912 I'll show you a blade. 785 00:45:45,846 --> 00:45:47,314 Yeah! 786 00:45:49,950 --> 00:45:50,884 Hammer. 787 00:45:52,086 --> 00:45:53,220 Kadoosh! 788 00:45:53,254 --> 00:45:54,556 Ahh... 789 00:45:56,056 --> 00:45:58,459 That's okay, bud. Buckets are useful here. 790 00:45:59,260 --> 00:46:01,529 Yeah. They're cool, Garrett. They're like nunchucks. 791 00:46:01,563 --> 00:46:04,265 Yeah, I know. That's why I made them. 792 00:46:05,132 --> 00:46:06,033 They're... 793 00:46:07,067 --> 00:46:08,235 Buck-Chuckets. 794 00:46:08,435 --> 00:46:09,970 Uh... they're what? 795 00:46:13,274 --> 00:46:14,275 Hey, can I try something else? 796 00:46:14,308 --> 00:46:15,976 Abso-rootin'-tootly. 797 00:46:21,048 --> 00:46:22,316 Bro, you had Tots the whole time? 798 00:46:22,349 --> 00:46:23,117 Yeah. Sorry. 799 00:46:25,986 --> 00:46:27,421 Ohh! 800 00:46:28,389 --> 00:46:29,823 It's a Tot Launcher. 801 00:46:30,958 --> 00:46:32,393 Dude, you just took boring junk from the real world 802 00:46:32,426 --> 00:46:34,128 to create something amazing. 803 00:46:34,161 --> 00:46:35,462 That is next-level. 804 00:46:35,496 --> 00:46:37,164 Hank? 805 00:46:37,197 --> 00:46:38,399 Can I play with your Tot Launcher when you're done? 806 00:46:38,432 --> 00:46:40,134 -Yeah. -Sweet. 807 00:46:40,167 --> 00:46:42,469 Hey, Steve. Can I talk to you for a second? 808 00:46:42,870 --> 00:46:44,004 Sure thing. 809 00:46:51,378 --> 00:46:52,880 What's up? 810 00:46:52,913 --> 00:46:54,848 You know that note you left with the Orb? 811 00:46:54,882 --> 00:46:55,983 The one about the riches? 812 00:46:56,551 --> 00:46:57,451 I read it. 813 00:46:57,652 --> 00:46:59,920 Yeah. There's riches everywhere. 814 00:46:59,953 --> 00:47:02,389 I keep a fat stash of diamonds at the Redstone Mines. 815 00:47:02,423 --> 00:47:03,591 So this treasure load, 816 00:47:03,625 --> 00:47:05,527 is it on the way to this Mansion place? 817 00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,494 Not really. It's a major detour. 818 00:47:07,529 --> 00:47:09,597 Plus, the mines can be perilous. 819 00:47:09,631 --> 00:47:11,165 Let me keep it simple for you, Steve. 820 00:47:13,934 --> 00:47:16,236 No diamonds, no Orb. 821 00:47:18,005 --> 00:47:19,039 You smell what I'm steppin' in? 822 00:47:21,509 --> 00:47:22,943 Hurr... 823 00:47:25,145 --> 00:47:26,313 Good day. 824 00:47:26,347 --> 00:47:27,615 Huh... 825 00:47:28,449 --> 00:47:32,319 We need a map to the Woodland Mansion. 826 00:47:32,353 --> 00:47:33,987 Uhhrr-uhr? 827 00:47:34,021 --> 00:47:35,189 We just need a map. 828 00:47:36,524 --> 00:47:37,925 Uh-oh. 829 00:47:39,059 --> 00:47:40,894 -Nat? -Dawn? 830 00:47:40,928 --> 00:47:41,962 Something's going down. 831 00:48:00,582 --> 00:48:02,015 Huh. 832 00:48:04,218 --> 00:48:05,419 All right, guys, 833 00:48:05,452 --> 00:48:07,921 just start trashing their produce. 834 00:48:07,955 --> 00:48:09,323 Villagers hate that. 835 00:48:38,252 --> 00:48:39,420 Who are these guys? 836 00:48:39,453 --> 00:48:41,388 Piglins. They must be after the Orb. 837 00:48:44,224 --> 00:48:47,461 Hey, Steve. What's going on, dude? 838 00:48:47,695 --> 00:48:50,264 Crap! Chungus. 839 00:48:50,297 --> 00:48:54,101 I'm really sorry, but I have to un-alive you and stuff. 840 00:48:55,302 --> 00:48:57,004 Malgosha double-crossed me. 841 00:48:57,639 --> 00:48:59,541 We just need that Orb thingy. 842 00:48:59,574 --> 00:49:01,074 You know this guy? 843 00:49:01,108 --> 00:49:03,310 Yeah, we used to get into some dungeon stuff. 844 00:49:03,343 --> 00:49:05,212 He seems nice, but he's a killer! 845 00:49:05,245 --> 00:49:07,582 Wow, you look good, Bro-Hammer. 846 00:49:07,615 --> 00:49:08,982 You lose some weight? 847 00:49:09,016 --> 00:49:10,752 Stand back, boys. 848 00:49:10,785 --> 00:49:12,252 This pig is mine. 849 00:49:12,286 --> 00:49:13,420 No. 850 00:49:14,388 --> 00:49:16,658 I'm tired of you getting all the glory. 851 00:49:17,491 --> 00:49:18,593 This pig is mine. 852 00:49:27,635 --> 00:49:28,435 Steve! 853 00:49:45,052 --> 00:49:46,220 -We have to get to Henry. -Yeah. 854 00:49:46,253 --> 00:49:47,321 Do you think we could take these guys? 855 00:49:56,631 --> 00:49:58,065 Come on, let's do this! 856 00:49:58,098 --> 00:49:59,299 Yeah, we got this! 857 00:50:28,495 --> 00:50:29,531 Hai! 858 00:50:31,498 --> 00:50:32,700 Nice moves, bro. 859 00:50:35,369 --> 00:50:37,104 Sorry. 860 00:50:43,143 --> 00:50:43,745 Yes! 861 00:50:51,753 --> 00:50:53,521 The party's over, bud. 862 00:50:53,555 --> 00:50:55,489 Just give me the Orb. 863 00:50:55,523 --> 00:50:57,257 Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something! 864 00:50:57,559 --> 00:50:58,492 What? 865 00:50:58,826 --> 00:51:00,795 Whoa! 866 00:51:00,828 --> 00:51:01,729 Thanks, big guy. 867 00:51:02,129 --> 00:51:03,163 Ninja roll! 868 00:51:03,196 --> 00:51:05,299 What happened? 869 00:51:05,567 --> 00:51:07,301 I just saved your butt, that's what happened. 870 00:51:07,334 --> 00:51:08,402 You can thank me later. 871 00:51:08,670 --> 00:51:10,538 We gotta get to the rampart. Follow me! 872 00:51:18,412 --> 00:51:20,815 Henry! 873 00:51:23,150 --> 00:51:24,619 Nat, we have to go now. 874 00:51:24,652 --> 00:51:26,554 Dawn, I cannot leave him. He's my entire family. 875 00:51:26,588 --> 00:51:28,121 He needs you alive, okay? 876 00:51:28,155 --> 00:51:29,591 We'll meet him back at the Woodland Mansion. 877 00:51:29,624 --> 00:51:31,425 We gotta go find the map guy! Come on! 878 00:51:32,359 --> 00:51:34,194 Follow me! 879 00:51:34,227 --> 00:51:35,897 -Garrett, what about Natalie? -We'll meet her at the Mansion. 880 00:51:38,432 --> 00:51:39,499 Come on, run! 881 00:51:46,574 --> 00:51:47,642 -Whoa! -Whoa. 882 00:51:48,810 --> 00:51:50,210 Oh, great. Now what? 883 00:51:50,243 --> 00:51:51,178 Fr-r-rah! 884 00:51:51,445 --> 00:51:52,814 Elytra Wingsuits! 885 00:51:53,213 --> 00:51:55,282 Ska-tah! Ska-tah! 886 00:51:55,516 --> 00:51:56,450 Whoa! 887 00:51:56,483 --> 00:51:57,785 Head for those mountains. 888 00:51:57,819 --> 00:51:59,252 I thought we're going to the Woodland Mansion. 889 00:51:59,286 --> 00:52:00,187 Hank, don't talk back to your elders. 890 00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:01,421 -But-- -Buh-bye. 891 00:52:07,260 --> 00:52:08,295 Those things work, right? 892 00:52:08,328 --> 00:52:09,262 Absolutely. 893 00:52:14,636 --> 00:52:16,604 Whoo-hoo! 894 00:52:16,638 --> 00:52:18,873 Check it out. I'm flying! 895 00:52:18,906 --> 00:52:20,575 Yeah! 896 00:52:24,244 --> 00:52:25,913 Buenos días. 897 00:52:25,947 --> 00:52:27,314 Which means, "See you later." 898 00:52:30,952 --> 00:52:33,487 No! I thought I grabbed three! 899 00:52:33,521 --> 00:52:36,958 Wait for me! 900 00:52:36,991 --> 00:52:37,892 Coming in hot! 901 00:52:48,536 --> 00:52:50,470 No! No way, dude! 902 00:52:50,905 --> 00:52:52,439 Let go of my hair! 903 00:52:52,472 --> 00:52:54,609 Just relax. Let my hips guide you. 904 00:52:54,642 --> 00:52:55,977 It's the only way. 905 00:52:56,010 --> 00:52:58,412 What? 906 00:53:05,653 --> 00:53:08,455 Hank! We'll have a better chance if we split up! 907 00:53:08,656 --> 00:53:10,257 -What? -Ki-yai! 908 00:53:24,404 --> 00:53:26,808 Get off me! 909 00:53:27,975 --> 00:53:29,342 Get off me! 910 00:53:38,452 --> 00:53:39,821 Yee-hah! 911 00:53:44,892 --> 00:53:46,393 Yeah! 912 00:53:46,426 --> 00:53:49,296 Hoo-hoo! 913 00:53:54,301 --> 00:53:56,003 We got hog riders at our three o'clock! 914 00:53:59,741 --> 00:54:00,908 I got you, buddy! 915 00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:08,348 They got us boxed in! 916 00:54:08,381 --> 00:54:09,951 Head for the tunnel! 917 00:54:09,984 --> 00:54:12,486 We're not gonna fit! We're too chunky! 918 00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:13,955 We're gonna have to go nose-to-toes. 919 00:54:13,988 --> 00:54:15,422 Full man sandwich. 920 00:54:15,455 --> 00:54:17,390 What? No. I'm not gonna do that! 921 00:54:17,424 --> 00:54:20,027 I'm ordering you to make a full man sandwich! 922 00:54:20,061 --> 00:54:20,895 Okay! 923 00:54:28,703 --> 00:54:31,471 Yeah! 924 00:54:31,506 --> 00:54:33,541 Dang it! A lava bucket! 925 00:54:33,574 --> 00:54:36,544 -Okay. Tighten up! -What? 926 00:54:36,577 --> 00:54:38,411 There's still some negative space back there! 927 00:54:38,445 --> 00:54:39,479 We both know it! 928 00:54:39,514 --> 00:54:41,314 I'm trying to close the gaps! 929 00:54:41,348 --> 00:54:43,483 Okay, now get ready. 930 00:54:43,851 --> 00:54:45,720 I'm gonna squeeze for your safety. 931 00:54:45,753 --> 00:54:47,487 I understand. 932 00:54:47,522 --> 00:54:48,823 Whoo-hoo! 933 00:54:52,392 --> 00:54:54,695 Yeah! 934 00:54:55,462 --> 00:54:56,931 Yeah! 935 00:54:56,964 --> 00:54:58,599 Whoo-hoo! 936 00:55:07,642 --> 00:55:08,810 Get off me! 937 00:55:17,985 --> 00:55:18,953 Henry! 938 00:55:21,856 --> 00:55:23,057 Oh, crap. 939 00:55:34,068 --> 00:55:35,736 Don't worry! 940 00:55:35,770 --> 00:55:37,638 I'm gonna cushion our fall with this water bucket. 941 00:55:38,405 --> 00:55:39,507 Release! 942 00:55:49,984 --> 00:55:51,953 You can really fight, Nat. You were kicking butt. 943 00:55:51,986 --> 00:55:53,788 Thanks! I have no idea where it came from. 944 00:55:54,055 --> 00:55:55,455 There he is! 945 00:55:55,488 --> 00:55:57,058 Hey! Get back here! We need a map! 946 00:55:57,091 --> 00:55:58,425 First, we need a boat. 947 00:55:58,458 --> 00:55:59,861 Okay, okay, uh... 948 00:55:59,894 --> 00:56:02,964 Okay, hurry. The map guy's floating away! 949 00:56:06,834 --> 00:56:07,702 Boat magic! 950 00:56:11,005 --> 00:56:12,573 Hah-haah! 951 00:56:12,807 --> 00:56:14,942 Nat, that's the worst boat I've ever seen. 952 00:56:14,976 --> 00:56:16,644 I'm sorry. I have no idea what I'm doing. 953 00:56:16,677 --> 00:56:18,079 Forget it. Let's go, come on! 954 00:56:26,220 --> 00:56:28,756 Oh. Oh... 955 00:56:29,891 --> 00:56:30,791 Hrrr. 956 00:56:36,697 --> 00:56:37,798 No, thank you. 957 00:56:37,999 --> 00:56:38,933 Of course. 958 00:56:41,602 --> 00:56:45,539 You know, I gotta tell you, I'm having a great time. 959 00:56:45,573 --> 00:56:46,574 Huh. 960 00:56:46,607 --> 00:56:48,609 I, uh... I recently got divorced 961 00:56:48,643 --> 00:56:51,078 from my husband, Clemente, and.. 962 00:56:51,946 --> 00:56:54,949 and the main reason is, you know, he... 963 00:56:55,216 --> 00:56:57,618 didn't have any personality, you know? 964 00:56:57,652 --> 00:56:59,687 I mean, not like you. 965 00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:01,055 Uh-huhh... 966 00:57:07,662 --> 00:57:09,030 You got some talking to do, buddy. 967 00:57:09,063 --> 00:57:10,430 Hank and I want some answers. 968 00:57:10,731 --> 00:57:11,999 Like how are we gonna stop those pigs? 969 00:57:12,033 --> 00:57:13,567 And why does my beard smell like gorgonzola? 970 00:57:13,601 --> 00:57:14,635 Yeah, and who's that evil sorceress 971 00:57:14,669 --> 00:57:16,436 -you were talking about? -Look! 972 00:57:16,938 --> 00:57:19,507 The sorceress is a piglin queen called Malgosha. 973 00:57:19,540 --> 00:57:20,741 Those are her minions. 974 00:57:20,775 --> 00:57:22,043 She rules over them 975 00:57:22,076 --> 00:57:24,078 in a dark hellscape called the Nether. 976 00:57:24,745 --> 00:57:26,547 And I always keep a chunk of gorgonzola 977 00:57:26,580 --> 00:57:28,115 in my front pocket, okay? 978 00:57:29,083 --> 00:57:29,984 Listen! 979 00:57:31,118 --> 00:57:32,954 Malgosha's path to darkness 980 00:57:32,987 --> 00:57:34,922 started the way these things often do... 981 00:57:35,523 --> 00:57:39,060 during the semi-finals of The Nether's Got Talent. 982 00:57:43,164 --> 00:57:47,034 Young Malgosha always dreamed of being a world-class dancer. 983 00:57:48,703 --> 00:57:51,205 Her moves were pretty out there. 984 00:57:51,238 --> 00:57:53,574 No one in the Nether was ready for it. 985 00:57:57,044 --> 00:57:58,612 It crushed her. 986 00:58:00,114 --> 00:58:02,850 What'd I tell you about all that dancing? 987 00:58:02,883 --> 00:58:04,785 It's time for you to grow up. 988 00:58:04,819 --> 00:58:07,621 I'm tired of you chasing your dreams. 989 00:58:07,655 --> 00:58:10,658 Now, take this axe and go find some gold. 990 00:58:10,691 --> 00:58:13,227 That was such embarrassing dancing! 991 00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:14,829 So, from that day forward, 992 00:58:14,862 --> 00:58:17,732 she denounced all forms of creativity. 993 00:58:18,566 --> 00:58:22,203 If she ever gets that Orb, she'll black out the sun. 994 00:58:22,236 --> 00:58:24,138 Nether wart will flourish. 995 00:58:24,171 --> 00:58:25,673 This beautiful world and everything in it 996 00:58:25,706 --> 00:58:26,907 will wither and die. 997 00:58:26,941 --> 00:58:28,542 And you were gonna give it to her? 998 00:58:28,576 --> 00:58:29,677 Great idea! 999 00:58:29,877 --> 00:58:31,679 I'm not gonna give it to her. 1000 00:58:31,712 --> 00:58:33,814 But I need that Orb for leverage. 1001 00:58:33,848 --> 00:58:35,850 I gotta save Dennis. 1002 00:58:35,883 --> 00:58:37,051 Come. 1003 00:58:39,353 --> 00:58:42,523 The Woodland Mansion is just beyond the Redstone Mountains. 1004 00:58:42,857 --> 00:58:45,059 We can go over or through. 1005 00:58:45,793 --> 00:58:46,794 Whatever's fastest. 1006 00:58:48,896 --> 00:58:50,197 Through will be faster. 1007 00:58:57,171 --> 00:58:58,839 General Chungus, 1008 00:58:58,873 --> 00:59:01,709 you have failed me for the last time. 1009 00:59:01,742 --> 00:59:03,344 Yeah, I'm really sorry about that. 1010 00:59:03,377 --> 00:59:06,280 Bring out the beast! 1011 00:59:06,313 --> 00:59:08,849 What? 1012 00:59:08,883 --> 00:59:11,118 What do you mean you just have to put the brain in? 1013 00:59:11,152 --> 00:59:13,721 Well, yes, it's a big deal. Get it done! 1014 00:59:13,754 --> 00:59:16,824 Look, everybody knows it wasn't my best day. 1015 00:59:16,857 --> 00:59:18,959 But I'm really trying to set some new goals, and-- 1016 00:59:29,737 --> 00:59:31,806 The Great Hog. 1017 00:59:31,839 --> 00:59:33,607 My ultimate weapon. 1018 00:59:37,678 --> 00:59:39,146 There he is! 1019 00:59:41,782 --> 00:59:43,350 Kill him! 1020 00:59:43,384 --> 00:59:46,687 Wait, does this mean you're firing me? 1021 00:59:49,290 --> 00:59:51,058 Well done. 1022 00:59:51,092 --> 00:59:54,695 Now, find the Roundlings and bring me the Orb! 1023 00:59:58,699 --> 01:00:00,334 We are so lost. 1024 01:00:07,808 --> 01:00:10,644 My one job was to protect Henry, and I blew it. 1025 01:00:12,446 --> 01:00:15,716 I just promised my mom I'd never let anything happen to him. 1026 01:00:15,749 --> 01:00:18,385 I guess I'm just not cut out for this parenting stuff. 1027 01:00:22,123 --> 01:00:24,825 I just wish I could have been a kid 1028 01:00:24,859 --> 01:00:26,894 for a little bit longer, you know? 1029 01:00:27,394 --> 01:00:29,330 Just to have that feeling like I could have done anything. 1030 01:00:29,363 --> 01:00:30,698 I hear you. 1031 01:00:30,731 --> 01:00:32,933 Being a grown-up sucks. 1032 01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:35,069 You got all these responsibilities, 1033 01:00:35,102 --> 01:00:36,904 and you just stop chasing your dreams. 1034 01:00:39,373 --> 01:00:41,775 You think I like having 15 hustles? 1035 01:00:51,819 --> 01:00:53,120 Wait, wait, wait. Hold up, hold up. 1036 01:00:54,155 --> 01:00:55,422 Let's just calm down. 1037 01:00:56,924 --> 01:00:59,093 I think this one just needs some TLC. 1038 01:01:00,461 --> 01:01:03,030 Yeah? You like bones? 1039 01:01:03,764 --> 01:01:07,768 Oh, I bet you like bones. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. 1040 01:01:10,971 --> 01:01:13,307 Aren't you a beautiful one? 1041 01:01:13,340 --> 01:01:15,776 Yes, you are! Yes, you are! 1042 01:01:17,044 --> 01:01:18,812 I cannot believe you just did that. 1043 01:01:19,813 --> 01:01:20,981 Wait. 1044 01:01:22,917 --> 01:01:24,084 Dennis? 1045 01:01:24,485 --> 01:01:26,954 Steve's Dennis? 1046 01:01:26,987 --> 01:01:28,722 Well, can you take us to him? 1047 01:01:30,291 --> 01:01:32,893 Oh! 1048 01:01:32,927 --> 01:01:35,496 Nat, I think this might be our way to the Woodland Mansion. 1049 01:01:37,464 --> 01:01:39,033 Let's follow that pooch! 1050 01:01:41,869 --> 01:01:44,738 Son of a biscuit, we found it. 1051 01:01:46,307 --> 01:01:48,442 Looky, looky here. 1052 01:01:48,475 --> 01:01:50,778 Welcome to the Redstone Mines. 1053 01:01:52,279 --> 01:01:54,982 You see that glowy stuff? That's redstone. 1054 01:01:55,182 --> 01:01:57,017 Conducts energy. 1055 01:01:57,051 --> 01:01:58,886 You can build some crazy contraptions with it. 1056 01:02:01,088 --> 01:02:03,257 I thought you said this was a diamond mine. 1057 01:02:03,290 --> 01:02:07,127 Easy, big dog. They're here, but be careful. 1058 01:02:07,161 --> 01:02:09,930 I set some booby traps a long time ago. 1059 01:02:09,964 --> 01:02:12,399 But I can't for the life of me remember where they are-- 1060 01:02:20,975 --> 01:02:22,276 Get them off me! 1061 01:02:24,579 --> 01:02:26,113 Help me, please! 1062 01:02:26,146 --> 01:02:28,215 Sorry! 1063 01:02:32,319 --> 01:02:35,222 Hah! Here it is! Thanks, Garrett. 1064 01:02:35,256 --> 01:02:37,291 Yeah. 1065 01:02:39,226 --> 01:02:40,294 Yes! 1066 01:02:41,228 --> 01:02:43,163 My diamonds. 1067 01:02:43,197 --> 01:02:45,165 Ooh! That's what I'm talkin' about. 1068 01:02:45,199 --> 01:02:47,067 Steve delivers the goodies! 1069 01:02:47,268 --> 01:02:48,802 Did you guys plan this? 1070 01:02:49,436 --> 01:02:51,005 I'm sorry, Henry. 1071 01:02:51,238 --> 01:02:52,373 Whoo! 1072 01:02:52,406 --> 01:02:54,441 Yeah! I'm not. 1073 01:02:55,175 --> 01:02:57,211 Oh, yeah. 1074 01:02:57,244 --> 01:02:59,146 -What the heck, man? -Oh, relax. 1075 01:02:59,179 --> 01:03:00,814 Natalie could be at the Mansion already. 1076 01:03:00,848 --> 01:03:02,049 She could be in danger! 1077 01:03:04,552 --> 01:03:06,787 Oh, no. Do you smell that? 1078 01:03:07,555 --> 01:03:08,822 Nether wart. 1079 01:03:09,557 --> 01:03:10,457 What does that mean? 1080 01:03:16,363 --> 01:03:19,266 No! The Great Hog! 1081 01:03:19,300 --> 01:03:21,135 She finally put the brain in. 1082 01:03:21,168 --> 01:03:22,369 Run for the minecarts! 1083 01:03:29,043 --> 01:03:30,878 Hit it, Henry, hit it! 1084 01:03:31,145 --> 01:03:32,079 Go! 1085 01:03:36,150 --> 01:03:39,320 If memory serves, I built a kick-ass safe room just up ahead. 1086 01:03:42,256 --> 01:03:43,991 Whoo! 1087 01:03:44,024 --> 01:03:45,959 Dang it, my torch blew out. 1088 01:03:45,993 --> 01:03:47,194 Why are we stopping? 1089 01:03:47,227 --> 01:03:49,063 'Cause we ran out of redstone! 1090 01:03:49,096 --> 01:03:51,231 We're gonna need a boost fast. 1091 01:03:51,265 --> 01:03:53,434 What's that sound? 1092 01:03:53,467 --> 01:03:55,836 Chill out, Gar-Gar. We're totally safe. 1093 01:03:58,072 --> 01:04:00,941 Crap! My creeper farm. 1094 01:04:01,543 --> 01:04:04,345 What the--? You gotta be kidding me! 1095 01:04:04,679 --> 01:04:06,914 What kind of idiot would breed these things? 1096 01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:14,121 Up ahead, look! 1097 01:04:14,556 --> 01:04:16,591 We gotta get to the redstone rail! 1098 01:04:16,624 --> 01:04:18,058 Garrett, you got us into this mess! 1099 01:04:18,092 --> 01:04:19,059 Get out and push! 1100 01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:22,396 Okay. Okay. 1101 01:04:27,134 --> 01:04:28,603 Go, Garrett! Go faster! 1102 01:04:29,937 --> 01:04:31,506 We're not gonna make it! 1103 01:04:31,539 --> 01:04:32,973 Come on! 1104 01:04:33,006 --> 01:04:33,974 Come on, Garrett, you gotta go faster! 1105 01:04:34,208 --> 01:04:35,677 Start slapping, Hank! 1106 01:04:35,710 --> 01:04:37,478 Get outta here! Yeah! Get-- 1107 01:04:38,345 --> 01:04:40,214 Garrett, get in! 1108 01:04:41,549 --> 01:04:42,883 He's right behind us! 1109 01:04:52,727 --> 01:04:54,328 I love you, Dennis! 1110 01:05:06,106 --> 01:05:09,276 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 1111 01:05:15,015 --> 01:05:16,316 Nice work, Gar-Gar. 1112 01:05:16,350 --> 01:05:18,419 Your little detour almost got us killed. 1113 01:05:18,452 --> 01:05:21,121 Relaje, you're so dramatic. We're still alive. 1114 01:05:21,155 --> 01:05:22,456 What's your problem, man? 1115 01:05:22,657 --> 01:05:24,491 We didn't need those stupid diamonds. 1116 01:05:24,526 --> 01:05:25,693 I swear, you are literally the most 1117 01:05:25,727 --> 01:05:27,394 selfish person I've ever met. 1118 01:05:27,428 --> 01:05:30,097 Whatever. I need them, okay? 1119 01:05:30,130 --> 01:05:31,398 I need the diamonds, 1120 01:05:31,432 --> 01:05:33,467 because I need the money, because I'm broke. 1121 01:05:34,268 --> 01:05:36,236 You wouldn't know anything about that. 1122 01:05:38,338 --> 01:05:41,509 My life sucks, kid. All right? I'm a frickin' loser. 1123 01:05:42,510 --> 01:05:43,578 There, I said it. 1124 01:05:44,411 --> 01:05:46,413 I know it looks like I got it all put together, right? 1125 01:05:46,447 --> 01:05:49,016 I'm smart, funny, bilingual. 1126 01:05:50,552 --> 01:05:52,953 El humble to un el faultot. 1127 01:05:56,724 --> 01:05:58,158 But that's not the reality. 1128 01:05:59,426 --> 01:06:00,961 I'm not doing well. 1129 01:06:02,029 --> 01:06:04,364 I'm washed up, Hank, and I'm gonna lose everything. 1130 01:06:05,533 --> 01:06:07,201 And that's not the worst part. 1131 01:06:08,670 --> 01:06:09,970 I'm alone. 1132 01:06:10,805 --> 01:06:11,639 You weren't alone. 1133 01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:14,174 I was your friend. 1134 01:06:19,112 --> 01:06:20,648 Sorry about your finances. 1135 01:06:21,549 --> 01:06:22,750 Shut up, Steve. 1136 01:06:26,487 --> 01:06:28,021 Wow. 1137 01:06:29,256 --> 01:06:30,491 I feel like you get me, and you're an incredible listener. 1138 01:06:30,525 --> 01:06:34,629 And only people with emotional intelligence are good listeners. 1139 01:06:36,396 --> 01:06:38,633 You know, I just didn't think it was in the cards 1140 01:06:38,666 --> 01:06:41,034 that I would have another first date, ever, you know? 1141 01:06:41,502 --> 01:06:42,537 Hm. 1142 01:06:43,437 --> 01:06:45,105 I wanna have the guts to invite you 1143 01:06:45,138 --> 01:06:46,674 over to my house for dessert. 1144 01:06:47,107 --> 01:06:48,743 Huh. Uh-huh. 1145 01:06:49,376 --> 01:06:50,578 Are you finished? 1146 01:06:51,111 --> 01:06:52,614 No, I think he's Swedish. 1147 01:06:53,146 --> 01:06:54,481 But we're done with our meal. 1148 01:06:56,584 --> 01:06:59,621 There it is. The Woodland Mansion. 1149 01:06:59,654 --> 01:07:01,623 We're gonna get in there, get the Earth Crystal 1150 01:07:01,656 --> 01:07:03,357 and get you guys home. 1151 01:07:03,390 --> 01:07:04,559 Follow me! 1152 01:07:05,225 --> 01:07:06,193 Check this out. 1153 01:07:06,828 --> 01:07:08,295 Let's do this. 1154 01:07:08,328 --> 01:07:10,532 Pay close attention to Papa Steve. 1155 01:07:10,565 --> 01:07:12,767 The Woodland Mansion has three floors. 1156 01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:16,370 The first floor is loaded with Vindicators. 1157 01:07:16,671 --> 01:07:18,205 Axe murderers, basically. 1158 01:07:18,238 --> 01:07:19,574 Why is the third floor on the first floor? 1159 01:07:19,607 --> 01:07:21,308 I'm very confused. 1160 01:07:21,341 --> 01:07:22,744 I was trying to make three floors, 1161 01:07:22,777 --> 01:07:24,679 but I didn't have time to make, like, a doll house. 1162 01:07:24,879 --> 01:07:28,315 The second floor crawls with Evokers. 1163 01:07:28,348 --> 01:07:30,450 They wield powerful dark magic. 1164 01:07:30,484 --> 01:07:32,119 This is the worst model I've ever seen. 1165 01:07:32,152 --> 01:07:33,320 Garrett, stop talking. 1166 01:07:33,353 --> 01:07:34,656 We're trying to figure out a plan. 1167 01:07:34,689 --> 01:07:36,156 Bro, how long are you gonna be mad at me for? 1168 01:07:36,189 --> 01:07:37,391 I just got mad at you. 1169 01:07:37,759 --> 01:07:39,293 Please don't be mad at me for this, okay? 1170 01:07:39,326 --> 01:07:41,361 But I accidentally stole the Orb while you were crafting. 1171 01:07:43,263 --> 01:07:44,832 Are we cool now? 1172 01:07:44,866 --> 01:07:47,769 You are literally the worst person in the entire world. 1173 01:07:47,802 --> 01:07:51,438 Guys! Both of you, eyes on my demonstraysh! 1174 01:07:51,639 --> 01:07:54,374 Third floor houses the Loot Chamber. 1175 01:07:54,742 --> 01:07:56,343 That's where the Earth Crystal is, 1176 01:07:56,376 --> 01:07:58,680 but it's guarded by Endermen. 1177 01:07:58,713 --> 01:08:01,381 Whatever you do, do not look them in the eye. 1178 01:08:01,415 --> 01:08:03,116 They'll fry your brains out. 1179 01:08:03,150 --> 01:08:05,185 Okay, well I could build stairs to the second floor, 1180 01:08:05,218 --> 01:08:07,254 sneak in through the window, and snag the Earth Crystal. 1181 01:08:07,287 --> 01:08:09,156 That's a great idea, Hank. 1182 01:08:09,189 --> 01:08:12,060 But to pull it off, we're gonna need a pretty sweet diversion. 1183 01:08:12,527 --> 01:08:14,428 You know what could work on these guys? 1184 01:08:14,461 --> 01:08:15,429 It sounds crazy. 1185 01:08:15,462 --> 01:08:16,698 Hit me. 1186 01:08:18,432 --> 01:08:20,300 ♪ Friendship is The wish you make ♪ 1187 01:08:20,334 --> 01:08:21,368 ♪ When you're blowing out The candles ♪ 1188 01:08:21,401 --> 01:08:22,870 ♪ On your birthday cake ♪ 1189 01:08:22,904 --> 01:08:24,806 ♪ Don't be a bully And don't be a brute ♪ 1190 01:08:24,839 --> 01:08:26,874 -♪ Time to put on ♪ -♪ Your birthday suit ♪ 1191 01:08:26,908 --> 01:08:29,276 ♪ Go Hank, go While we blow! ♪ 1192 01:09:27,802 --> 01:09:29,537 You gotta be kidding me. 1193 01:09:31,271 --> 01:09:32,372 You got this, Gar-Gar. 1194 01:09:33,608 --> 01:09:35,576 Reach down deep. 1195 01:09:35,610 --> 01:09:37,812 You're the Chuglass Kid, and I love ya! 1196 01:09:38,311 --> 01:09:39,312 What's going on, Steve? 1197 01:09:39,781 --> 01:09:42,684 It's some kind of sadistic Vindicator fight club. 1198 01:09:42,717 --> 01:09:44,652 I've heard of these, but I've never seen one. 1199 01:09:45,019 --> 01:09:45,920 They want me to fight the chicken? 1200 01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:48,790 It's a fight to the death, kid. 1201 01:10:08,810 --> 01:10:10,745 Mmmm... 1202 01:10:12,647 --> 01:10:13,881 Chicken jockey. 1203 01:10:21,455 --> 01:10:22,222 Watch out! 1204 01:10:25,358 --> 01:10:26,861 Keep him away from your face! 1205 01:10:28,996 --> 01:10:30,397 Chuck him! 1206 01:10:30,430 --> 01:10:31,498 Whoa! 1207 01:11:22,349 --> 01:11:23,350 Finally. 1208 01:12:06,393 --> 01:12:07,762 I'm sorry, little buddy. 1209 01:12:07,795 --> 01:12:09,730 Don't fall for it, Gar-Gar! 1210 01:12:09,764 --> 01:12:12,099 That baby's got the heart of a demon! 1211 01:12:12,133 --> 01:12:14,001 No, you're not a demon, are ya? 1212 01:12:14,035 --> 01:12:16,503 You're a cute little booger-face. 1213 01:12:16,537 --> 01:12:18,438 I'm just gonna... pet your little head. 1214 01:12:28,983 --> 01:12:31,018 You'll never be as cool as me, Hank. 1215 01:12:31,052 --> 01:12:32,620 Just give up. 1216 01:12:32,653 --> 01:12:35,455 The Overworld doesn't need you, Henry. 1217 01:12:35,488 --> 01:12:37,390 -Neither do I. -Give up. 1218 01:12:37,424 --> 01:12:38,860 This is all your fault, Henry. 1219 01:12:38,893 --> 01:12:41,062 Everything you do fails. 1220 01:12:41,762 --> 01:12:43,598 This stuff? It's trash, kid. 1221 01:12:48,603 --> 01:12:49,604 What the...? 1222 01:12:55,943 --> 01:12:57,078 Garrett! No! 1223 01:12:59,981 --> 01:13:00,848 I'm coming! 1224 01:13:01,582 --> 01:13:02,783 Hang on! 1225 01:13:04,484 --> 01:13:06,621 Sneak attack! 1226 01:13:29,510 --> 01:13:32,479 Heck yeah. I got you, Gar-Gar. 1227 01:13:32,513 --> 01:13:33,748 Come on. 1228 01:13:36,651 --> 01:13:39,452 You... You saved my life. 1229 01:13:39,754 --> 01:13:41,088 That's what friends do, Garrett. 1230 01:13:44,025 --> 01:13:45,927 Hank! Did you get the Earth Crystal? 1231 01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:47,028 Yeah, I got it. 1232 01:13:47,061 --> 01:13:48,729 Let's get outta this hellhole. 1233 01:13:53,034 --> 01:13:54,434 Come on! Run! 1234 01:13:58,973 --> 01:14:01,474 I knew I'd find you dummies here. 1235 01:14:01,509 --> 01:14:03,110 Oh, no. It's her! 1236 01:14:03,144 --> 01:14:05,478 Of course it's me, you fool. 1237 01:14:05,513 --> 01:14:08,816 I've been tracking your scent from two biomes away. 1238 01:14:09,583 --> 01:14:12,485 Check it out. I even built me a new Hog. 1239 01:14:14,755 --> 01:14:17,992 Malgosha! Your reign is over! 1240 01:14:18,025 --> 01:14:19,627 You're wrong. 1241 01:14:19,660 --> 01:14:21,162 It's just beginning. 1242 01:14:24,899 --> 01:14:25,800 No! 1243 01:14:26,734 --> 01:14:27,702 Hah! 1244 01:14:27,735 --> 01:14:28,803 No! 1245 01:14:28,836 --> 01:14:29,937 Kill them. 1246 01:14:29,971 --> 01:14:31,772 We have work to do. 1247 01:14:32,974 --> 01:14:34,642 Goodbye, Steve! 1248 01:14:40,815 --> 01:14:41,949 No! 1249 01:14:42,283 --> 01:14:44,484 They're gonna blow this bridge sky high! 1250 01:14:44,685 --> 01:14:46,120 -Sorry, Hank. -What? 1251 01:14:52,126 --> 01:14:54,595 Yeah! Slime cube. 1252 01:15:04,171 --> 01:15:05,573 Come on, Garrett, jump! 1253 01:15:05,606 --> 01:15:06,807 I can't, Steve. 1254 01:15:06,841 --> 01:15:08,109 Get him outta here! 1255 01:15:08,309 --> 01:15:10,711 Go, Hank! Save your sister and get home! 1256 01:15:10,745 --> 01:15:12,279 Garrett, you don't have to do this! 1257 01:15:12,313 --> 01:15:14,048 Tell my story in song. 1258 01:15:14,348 --> 01:15:17,718 Keep it metal. Keep it heavy. Real instruments. 1259 01:15:18,819 --> 01:15:19,820 Besides... 1260 01:15:22,356 --> 01:15:23,924 I love luaus. 1261 01:15:26,360 --> 01:15:27,261 Spin kick. 1262 01:15:34,201 --> 01:15:36,170 Garbage toss! Oh, crap! 1263 01:15:38,272 --> 01:15:41,142 No! 1264 01:15:43,244 --> 01:15:46,280 We're going down! 1265 01:15:46,781 --> 01:15:48,582 Brace for impact! 1266 01:16:08,102 --> 01:16:09,637 Dennis? 1267 01:16:10,104 --> 01:16:12,106 Dennis! 1268 01:16:12,139 --> 01:16:14,108 It's you! It's really you! 1269 01:16:17,178 --> 01:16:18,279 Gimme... 1270 01:16:21,715 --> 01:16:23,084 Oh! 1271 01:16:23,117 --> 01:16:24,752 How'd you find me? 1272 01:16:24,785 --> 01:16:26,120 He's one heck of a wolf. 1273 01:16:26,153 --> 01:16:28,389 He led us right to you guys. 1274 01:16:28,422 --> 01:16:30,925 Now I understand why you kept yourself so filthy and smelly, 1275 01:16:30,958 --> 01:16:32,226 so Dennis could find you one day. 1276 01:16:34,061 --> 01:16:35,062 Is he okay? 1277 01:16:35,096 --> 01:16:37,264 He's fine. He's just resting. 1278 01:16:37,298 --> 01:16:38,766 Good. 1279 01:16:38,799 --> 01:16:40,201 It was a pretty rough crash landing. 1280 01:16:41,335 --> 01:16:42,870 Wait a minute. Where are we? 1281 01:16:44,271 --> 01:16:46,273 Whoa! 1282 01:16:48,442 --> 01:16:51,378 I wish Garbage Man was here to see this. 1283 01:16:51,412 --> 01:16:53,214 He would've loved your mushroom hut. 1284 01:16:53,247 --> 01:16:54,882 Yeah, I think so, too. 1285 01:16:58,819 --> 01:17:01,155 I was so afraid that I lost you. 1286 01:17:03,691 --> 01:17:05,025 I was so afraid that I lost you, too. 1287 01:17:07,328 --> 01:17:09,964 I am really sorry about what I said. 1288 01:17:11,799 --> 01:17:13,634 And I'm really sorry about Garrett. 1289 01:17:18,472 --> 01:17:21,175 I'm only gonna say this once. 1290 01:17:21,208 --> 01:17:24,712 This thingy goes on top of that thingy. 1291 01:17:24,745 --> 01:17:26,280 Got it, Travis? 1292 01:17:26,313 --> 01:17:30,217 It's gonna make a real cool laser beam that'll darken-- 1293 01:17:31,752 --> 01:17:33,787 Never mind. 1294 01:17:58,746 --> 01:18:01,282 No. No! 1295 01:18:02,517 --> 01:18:05,819 The Great Darkening! It's begun. 1296 01:18:05,853 --> 01:18:07,855 Malgosha's gathering all her forces. 1297 01:18:07,888 --> 01:18:09,924 She will destroy this land. 1298 01:18:10,457 --> 01:18:13,360 Unless... we go get that Orb. 1299 01:18:13,394 --> 01:18:15,229 Well, what're we doing here? 1300 01:18:16,330 --> 01:18:18,465 Let's go fight some pigs. 1301 01:18:18,499 --> 01:18:21,001 I'm ready. I'm done with those pigs. 1302 01:18:21,035 --> 01:18:21,936 Yeah, me too. 1303 01:18:21,969 --> 01:18:24,171 Let's do it for Gar-Gar. 1304 01:18:24,205 --> 01:18:27,007 First we mine, then we craft. 1305 01:18:27,041 --> 01:18:28,742 Let's Minecraft! 1306 01:18:28,776 --> 01:18:31,045 -One, two, three. -Team! 1307 01:18:31,078 --> 01:18:32,746 -Get the Orb! -Orb! What are you saying? 1308 01:18:32,780 --> 01:18:34,381 -Minecraft. -We should all say that. 1309 01:18:34,415 --> 01:18:36,750 On three. One-- Forget it. There's no time! 1310 01:18:38,185 --> 01:18:39,521 Show us what you got, Henry. 1311 01:18:39,554 --> 01:18:41,222 Okay. I got a plan. 1312 01:18:41,255 --> 01:18:42,790 Killer recipes. 1313 01:18:42,823 --> 01:18:43,958 We're gonna have to move fast. 1314 01:18:43,991 --> 01:18:45,326 Let's get to work! 1315 01:18:46,460 --> 01:18:48,530 First we're gonna need some iron ingots. 1316 01:18:53,167 --> 01:18:54,902 Oh, yeah! 1317 01:18:56,971 --> 01:18:58,138 And the boots of Swiftness. 1318 01:19:00,508 --> 01:19:02,309 Time to light this place up. 1319 01:19:02,343 --> 01:19:04,044 Come on, boys. 1320 01:19:06,347 --> 01:19:08,282 Have a nice flight! 1321 01:19:10,851 --> 01:19:13,187 Yeah, man! Whoo! 1322 01:19:13,220 --> 01:19:16,090 I bet you do. I bet you do! 1323 01:19:16,123 --> 01:19:17,559 We're also gonna need a ton of diamonds. 1324 01:19:22,496 --> 01:19:23,897 Show me what you got, Nat. 1325 01:19:24,865 --> 01:19:26,433 Whoa! Yeah! 1326 01:19:27,569 --> 01:19:28,802 You want some, buddy? 1327 01:19:34,341 --> 01:19:35,309 We're ready. 1328 01:19:35,342 --> 01:19:37,311 Let's go save the Overworld! 1329 01:19:44,586 --> 01:19:46,086 All right, my piggies. 1330 01:19:47,988 --> 01:19:52,192 Today, we take the Overworld as ours! 1331 01:19:53,561 --> 01:19:55,863 Attack their villages. 1332 01:19:55,896 --> 01:19:59,567 Burn their homes and their symmetrical farms. 1333 01:20:00,234 --> 01:20:04,471 All they have created, we destroy! 1334 01:20:08,342 --> 01:20:10,612 Well, what are you standing around for? 1335 01:20:10,645 --> 01:20:11,979 Get out of here! 1336 01:20:12,012 --> 01:20:14,281 Go on, bring me the gold! 1337 01:20:26,226 --> 01:20:28,262 Hurry, Henry! 1338 01:20:55,657 --> 01:20:56,591 Uh? 1339 01:21:02,296 --> 01:21:04,898 Hah! News flash! 1340 01:21:05,132 --> 01:21:07,968 Iron Golems will not attack unless provoked. 1341 01:21:16,544 --> 01:21:18,613 Real smooth, Travis! 1342 01:21:38,465 --> 01:21:39,534 You ready? 1343 01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:41,034 Let's do this. 1344 01:21:54,982 --> 01:21:56,651 Oh, for goodness' sake! 1345 01:21:56,684 --> 01:22:00,053 Well, what are you doing, you big block of meat? 1346 01:22:00,087 --> 01:22:02,222 Get down there and take care of those Roundlings! 1347 01:22:12,767 --> 01:22:14,702 How do you like them pork chops? 1348 01:22:20,642 --> 01:22:21,576 Come on! 1349 01:22:29,450 --> 01:22:30,685 Huh? 1350 01:22:35,322 --> 01:22:38,125 Okay, Goshe. Let's dance. 1351 01:22:38,325 --> 01:22:39,627 Bring it on. 1352 01:22:45,165 --> 01:22:49,637 Sneak attack! 1353 01:22:52,674 --> 01:22:53,775 Hah! 1354 01:22:55,743 --> 01:22:57,277 Ooh! 1355 01:23:01,215 --> 01:23:02,282 My diamond armor! 1356 01:23:02,684 --> 01:23:04,318 Egg attack! Hyah! 1357 01:23:04,819 --> 01:23:06,119 Frizz! 1358 01:23:07,254 --> 01:23:08,756 What is this, breakfast? 1359 01:23:11,225 --> 01:23:12,594 Get off of me! 1360 01:23:14,562 --> 01:23:16,664 Hurry! The Orb's up there! 1361 01:23:30,444 --> 01:23:32,079 Do it, Henry. 1362 01:23:32,112 --> 01:23:33,113 I got this. 1363 01:23:43,357 --> 01:23:44,324 Go, Henry, go! 1364 01:23:57,672 --> 01:23:59,641 Hey, Captain Butt Crack! 1365 01:24:03,110 --> 01:24:04,812 I got something for you. 1366 01:24:09,383 --> 01:24:10,384 Get him, Dennis. 1367 01:24:20,360 --> 01:24:22,496 Whoo! Take a bite outta that pig! 1368 01:24:23,798 --> 01:24:24,832 Finish this, Henry! 1369 01:24:49,757 --> 01:24:51,726 -Henry! -No! 1370 01:24:53,661 --> 01:24:55,262 No! 1371 01:25:03,871 --> 01:25:05,807 Whoo-hooo! 1372 01:25:09,777 --> 01:25:12,547 Gotcha, kid! 1373 01:25:12,580 --> 01:25:14,481 -Yes! -Yes! 1374 01:25:14,749 --> 01:25:16,718 Yes! 1375 01:25:16,751 --> 01:25:18,553 Garrett, you're alive! 1376 01:25:18,586 --> 01:25:20,822 Yeah! 1377 01:25:20,855 --> 01:25:23,558 Between us, I used Steve's water bucket trick. 1378 01:25:23,591 --> 01:25:24,458 Pretty cool, huh? 1379 01:25:24,859 --> 01:25:26,360 Little bit. 1380 01:25:26,393 --> 01:25:27,862 Let's get this Orb and go home. 1381 01:25:29,764 --> 01:25:32,667 Yes! Yes, go, Henry! 1382 01:25:32,967 --> 01:25:35,202 All right, Hank. It's fireball time. 1383 01:25:35,235 --> 01:25:36,370 Grab that spear. 1384 01:25:36,804 --> 01:25:38,706 I want you to jab it in the tentacles. 1385 01:25:39,574 --> 01:25:40,908 Yeah. 1386 01:25:40,942 --> 01:25:42,376 Whoo! Jab it! 1387 01:25:44,378 --> 01:25:45,613 Yeah! 1388 01:25:45,647 --> 01:25:47,214 How'd you learn how to do that? 1389 01:25:47,247 --> 01:25:47,849 Don't ask. 1390 01:25:49,851 --> 01:25:51,451 Whoo! 1391 01:25:51,485 --> 01:25:52,419 Yeah! 1392 01:26:12,874 --> 01:26:13,875 No! 1393 01:26:14,909 --> 01:26:16,511 What have you done? 1394 01:26:16,978 --> 01:26:18,278 The Orb! 1395 01:26:51,913 --> 01:26:53,280 Yes! 1396 01:26:57,785 --> 01:27:00,454 It's good to see you, Garbage Man. 1397 01:27:00,487 --> 01:27:01,354 Yeah, it is. 1398 01:27:05,492 --> 01:27:07,260 Parry! Thrust! 1399 01:27:14,569 --> 01:27:16,571 You failed, witch. 1400 01:27:16,604 --> 01:27:18,606 The Overworld lives on. 1401 01:27:18,639 --> 01:27:21,943 You, too, have fallen for the great lie. 1402 01:27:21,976 --> 01:27:23,945 You'll never be happy. 1403 01:27:24,444 --> 01:27:26,379 Deep down, you know. 1404 01:27:26,413 --> 01:27:30,317 To hope, to dream, to create is to suffer. 1405 01:27:30,350 --> 01:27:31,552 You're right. 1406 01:27:31,953 --> 01:27:35,022 It is harder to create than to destroy. 1407 01:27:35,056 --> 01:27:38,593 That's why cowards tend to choose the deuce. 1408 01:27:39,961 --> 01:27:41,361 Later, Goshe. 1409 01:27:41,662 --> 01:27:43,030 Every minute knowing you 1410 01:27:43,064 --> 01:27:45,867 has been a horror-show waste of time. 1411 01:27:47,668 --> 01:27:48,803 Wait, one more thing. 1412 01:27:49,737 --> 01:27:51,438 Come closer. 1413 01:27:51,471 --> 01:27:52,673 Do you have a little knife 1414 01:27:52,707 --> 01:27:54,041 that you're gonna try to stab me with? 1415 01:27:54,075 --> 01:27:56,409 No, no. I'm too weak. 1416 01:27:57,845 --> 01:27:58,813 All right. 1417 01:28:00,014 --> 01:28:00,948 Yah! 1418 01:28:00,982 --> 01:28:02,650 Come on! 1419 01:28:02,683 --> 01:28:04,051 It was worth a shot. 1420 01:28:04,085 --> 01:28:05,953 Wait, wait. Let me say one more thing. 1421 01:28:05,987 --> 01:28:07,989 -Come closer. -No way! 1422 01:28:08,022 --> 01:28:09,991 No, really, it's about you. 1423 01:28:10,423 --> 01:28:12,292 Fine. 1424 01:28:14,862 --> 01:28:16,463 Lean down here. 1425 01:28:19,066 --> 01:28:20,835 You really are the worst. 1426 01:28:21,869 --> 01:28:23,037 Goodbye. 1427 01:28:23,070 --> 01:28:25,438 This is it, really. Come back. 1428 01:28:25,472 --> 01:28:27,008 I don't even have a knife. 1429 01:28:27,041 --> 01:28:28,075 Where would I keep it? 1430 01:28:29,744 --> 01:28:31,112 Sneak attack. 1431 01:28:42,924 --> 01:28:44,058 Hey! 1432 01:28:44,759 --> 01:28:46,894 You sure you wanna go back, Henry? 1433 01:28:47,528 --> 01:28:49,030 It won't feel like this. 1434 01:28:49,964 --> 01:28:55,502 There you got constraints, judgments, obstacles. 1435 01:28:55,536 --> 01:28:56,270 Yeah, I know. 1436 01:28:57,071 --> 01:28:58,539 But I'm gonna go make stuff anyway. 1437 01:29:01,843 --> 01:29:02,977 I like that. 1438 01:29:03,177 --> 01:29:04,645 Mmm. 1439 01:29:04,679 --> 01:29:05,813 You're a brave kid. 1440 01:29:06,914 --> 01:29:10,417 Steve. You still cool with this? 1441 01:29:13,187 --> 01:29:14,354 Yeah. 1442 01:29:14,856 --> 01:29:17,390 Come here, boy. Yeah. 1443 01:29:19,093 --> 01:29:20,995 Of course I still love you. 1444 01:29:21,028 --> 01:29:23,430 That's why I think this is a good idea. 1445 01:29:23,931 --> 01:29:25,967 You changed my life. 1446 01:29:26,901 --> 01:29:28,870 It's time for you to go change hers, too. 1447 01:29:30,738 --> 01:29:33,808 ♪ Go now, Dennis ♪ 1448 01:29:34,542 --> 01:29:37,712 ♪ Change Dawn's life, Dennis ♪ 1449 01:29:38,179 --> 01:29:40,815 ♪ Go on a journey ♪ 1450 01:29:40,848 --> 01:29:45,119 ♪ And think of me, Dennis ♪ 1451 01:29:46,020 --> 01:29:50,892 ♪ Go now, legendary Wolf of my dreams ♪ 1452 01:29:51,192 --> 01:29:54,028 ♪ My doggie, doggie, doggie ♪ 1453 01:29:55,196 --> 01:29:57,565 ♪ My Dennis ♪ 1454 01:30:07,474 --> 01:30:09,110 If I would have known you could sing like that, 1455 01:30:09,143 --> 01:30:10,878 it would have helped me get past your smell. 1456 01:30:14,248 --> 01:30:15,182 Garrett... 1457 01:30:16,817 --> 01:30:18,719 you are a truly bodacious warrior... 1458 01:30:19,754 --> 01:30:21,488 and a really good friend. 1459 01:30:22,056 --> 01:30:23,624 I wish you'd come home with us. 1460 01:30:25,259 --> 01:30:26,694 Hank's cool, 1461 01:30:26,727 --> 01:30:30,430 but I don't have any friends my age. 1462 01:30:33,234 --> 01:30:35,102 We would make a great team. 1463 01:30:36,237 --> 01:30:37,672 Vaya con Dios. 1464 01:30:38,839 --> 01:30:40,141 It means "Goodbye, brother." 1465 01:30:41,108 --> 01:30:42,009 No, it doesn't. 1466 01:30:43,144 --> 01:30:45,246 Don't look at her. It does. 1467 01:30:45,279 --> 01:30:46,781 No, it does not. 1468 01:30:47,648 --> 01:30:48,582 Yeah, it does. 1469 01:30:52,520 --> 01:30:54,454 Are you sure you don't want to come back? 1470 01:30:54,722 --> 01:30:55,957 Yeah, I'm staying here. 1471 01:30:55,990 --> 01:30:58,225 I got a bunch more stuff I wanna build. 1472 01:30:59,160 --> 01:31:01,195 Why don't you bring some of that magic to the real world? 1473 01:31:23,150 --> 01:31:25,485 Screw it, I'm coming with. 1474 01:31:27,321 --> 01:31:30,024 Turns out, if you're brave enough, 1475 01:31:30,057 --> 01:31:32,093 you can make the real world... 1476 01:31:33,060 --> 01:31:34,662 ...your Overworld. 1477 01:31:35,997 --> 01:31:38,165 Garrett finally leveled up. 1478 01:31:38,199 --> 01:31:40,701 And his store became the hot spot! 1479 01:31:42,737 --> 01:31:46,040 Together, we all joined forces to create the new hit game, 1480 01:31:46,073 --> 01:31:48,042 Block City Battle Buddies. 1481 01:31:48,075 --> 01:31:49,944 Block City Battle Buddies! 1482 01:31:49,977 --> 01:31:52,580 Yeah, we're still in the beta phase, 1483 01:31:52,613 --> 01:31:54,615 working out a few bugs. 1484 01:31:54,648 --> 01:31:56,984 But let me tell ya, life... 1485 01:31:57,018 --> 01:31:58,753 ...is pretty perfect. 1486 01:31:58,786 --> 01:32:01,255 ♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪ 1487 01:32:03,958 --> 01:32:07,762 ♪ I used to wake up and play Back in my childhood days ♪ 1488 01:32:07,795 --> 01:32:11,232 ♪ Gettin' older's Such a dirty shame ♪ 1489 01:32:11,265 --> 01:32:15,269 ♪ They never gave me a chance To let my imagination dance ♪ 1490 01:32:15,302 --> 01:32:17,938 ♪ 'Til I came up With a different game ♪ 1491 01:32:19,707 --> 01:32:21,776 ♪ Down in the mines All of the time ♪ 1492 01:32:21,809 --> 01:32:23,244 ♪ Crafting ♪ 1493 01:32:23,277 --> 01:32:25,246 ♪ Out in the sun Havin' some fun ♪ 1494 01:32:25,279 --> 01:32:26,981 ♪ Laughing ♪ 1495 01:32:27,014 --> 01:32:30,751 ♪ I'm never, ever Lookin' back, 'cause ♪ 1496 01:32:30,785 --> 01:32:33,854 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 1497 01:32:33,888 --> 01:32:34,955 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1498 01:32:36,223 --> 01:32:38,092 Dawn finally got to ditch her real estate job. 1499 01:32:38,125 --> 01:32:40,094 Have fun! 1500 01:32:40,127 --> 01:32:41,862 She and Dennis brought the party wherever they went. 1501 01:32:43,731 --> 01:32:45,800 Natalie decided to share her new skill set 1502 01:32:45,833 --> 01:32:47,334 with the real world. 1503 01:32:47,368 --> 01:32:49,637 Survival Mode Self-Defense. 1504 01:32:49,670 --> 01:32:50,905 And now he's going to-- 1505 01:32:55,810 --> 01:32:58,112 The streets of Chuglass have never been safer. 1506 01:32:58,379 --> 01:32:59,880 You get 'em, Natalie! 1507 01:33:01,015 --> 01:33:02,383 And Henry? 1508 01:33:02,416 --> 01:33:04,819 He finally got that jetpack to work. 1509 01:33:10,057 --> 01:33:13,194 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 1510 01:33:13,227 --> 01:33:15,763 ♪ I move mountains With my mind ♪ 1511 01:33:17,264 --> 01:33:20,835 ♪ I feel the high ♪ 1512 01:33:20,868 --> 01:33:24,972 ♪ Like a new moon on the rise ♪ 1513 01:33:25,005 --> 01:33:27,875 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 1514 01:33:28,409 --> 01:33:31,278 ♪ Like a redstone overdrive ♪ 1515 01:33:32,746 --> 01:33:35,749 ♪ I feel the high ♪ 1516 01:33:36,083 --> 01:33:39,620 ♪ With the power Of the wolf inside ♪ 1517 01:33:39,987 --> 01:33:42,289 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 1518 01:33:43,691 --> 01:33:44,325 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 1519 01:34:02,309 --> 01:34:04,745 I know how much you love bread. 1520 01:34:04,945 --> 01:34:06,213 Mm-hm. 1521 01:34:06,247 --> 01:34:08,149 Marlene, your ex-husband's here. 1522 01:34:08,182 --> 01:34:09,884 He said it was an emergency. 1523 01:34:09,917 --> 01:34:13,921 Well, you tell him I've got nothing to say to him. 1524 01:34:13,954 --> 01:34:15,256 You gotta be kidding me, Marlene. 1525 01:34:15,289 --> 01:34:16,824 This is the guy? 1526 01:34:17,024 --> 01:34:18,292 Too late, Clemente. 1527 01:34:18,792 --> 01:34:20,194 You had your chance. 1528 01:34:20,227 --> 01:34:21,695 She's right, Clemente. 1529 01:34:21,729 --> 01:34:23,264 You totally blew it. 1530 01:34:23,731 --> 01:34:27,835 And now I reap the rewards of your mistake. 1531 01:34:27,868 --> 01:34:32,039 You see, when Marlene's Jeep Grand Cherokee ran me over, 1532 01:34:32,072 --> 01:34:34,775 I was struck by a love so powerful, 1533 01:34:34,808 --> 01:34:36,710 it transcended the barriers 1534 01:34:36,744 --> 01:34:38,846 of conventional speech. 1535 01:34:38,879 --> 01:34:42,416 Now I speak Human, and she speaks Villager. 1536 01:34:50,224 --> 01:34:53,127 Marlene, ever since we met last night, 1537 01:34:53,160 --> 01:34:55,029 I wanted to say, 1538 01:34:55,062 --> 01:34:56,163 "Would you marry me?" 1539 01:34:56,997 --> 01:35:01,268 Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes! 1540 01:40:15,783 --> 01:40:18,385 Hi, sorry to bug. I just-- 1541 01:40:18,418 --> 01:40:20,822 I used to live here, and-- I'm Steve. 1542 01:40:20,855 --> 01:40:23,591 Oh, is this about that chest in the attic? 1543 01:40:23,625 --> 01:40:27,094 Ho-ho, yeah! I'm so glad that's still around. 1544 01:40:27,127 --> 01:40:28,462 Hey, you want to come in? 1545 01:40:29,096 --> 01:40:30,264 I'm Alex, by the way. 1546 01:40:31,265 --> 01:40:33,331 Alex, great to meetch. 105863